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Sosig Rob

2022-02-28T12:09:26Z

A Crappy Pirate: tweaking images

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:Sausage.jpg]]
| age = nichevo
| gender = Male Conforming
| location = Sydney, Australia
| occupation = Walking Simulator
| height = short enough to ride a 14-hand horse
| weight = light enough that Sosig doesn't mind
| affiliations = FPS-style computer games
| aliases = The accidental insurrectionist wanderer of fields streamer of grass washer of phones caughfee consumer patter of puppies toble of ribers hunter of the sausage
}}

[[File:Sosig.jpg|thumb|left|Sosig is Rob's beloved steed]]
===About Rob===

Armenian-Russian Rob aka Artyom is the pinnacle streamer of the cookers. Kind at heart, yet dedicated to the cause of broadcasting the cooker events, he has made his way into the hearts of all counter-cookers around the world - particularly the twitchy ones.

Sosig Rob is best known for his long streams - never stopping despite demands of McDonalds Managers. He will forego his morning coffee to ensure he continues streaming the tile floor of Maccas with his hundreds of viewers. His regular commentary of the things he sees is interspersed with his yearning desire to immediately pat any doggo he sees. Rob joined the cookers at EPIC, got cooked by the LRAD suns when stomping throughout the 5 Million Blades of Grass March, and remained as one of the last EPIC campers standing as they were evicted. Clearly on the side of Captain Hoody, his good heart is evidenced through his regular pleas for people to remain peaceful, and to leave the camp without resisting.

[[File:Maccas-floor.png|thumb|left|Rob loves filming the ground in franchise restaurants]]
===History===

Rob's fame began as he aimlessly wandered the same patches of EPIC for 16 hours straight, surviving on a lone Maccas coffee (possibly with added spit), a free sosig he found in the morning, and another sausie he was given at night. Thus the Sosig Legend was born, as he continually hunted for a warm weiner to satisfy him. His walkabouts were occasionally interrupted by a cooked waiting to share their conspiracy, or try to translate his name Raaawwb or his Youtube channel Riber Tauble. Rob fixed this in later weeks by sticking a handmade sign to his back with his socials scrawled in highlighter. His infamy however, began during a live stream of the classic cooker open mic night, as the cooked hurled insults and abuse each other, questioning why the leaders had pissed off and stayed in their hotels, and what Guru did with the money buckets. As Rob's phone overheated, he searched for a way to cool it down. His dedicated viewers screamed at their screen and chats, as he beelined for a nearby tap, and subjected his audience to a POV waterboarding. After successfully cooling, and with everyone in disbelief, 15min later it happened again. A moment's silence for his phone, when it did not survive a 3min solid waterboarding. Rob was not dissuaded though, returning to stream 30min later with a borrowed phone. Pour a beer out onto your phone in honour of a fallen comrade.

Rob has become a favourite as he continues to return to Canberra each weekend, successfully finding enough people to share in a live stream the inner secrets of the cooker camps - who knows who the infiltrators could be, and how the counter cooked find out about them. Rob's love of sosig is consistent across every stream, with frequent mentions and less frequent success in locating a saucy sausie. His dedication to the stream included streaming his own shopping trip to Coles, where he sought opinions on the best steak, and of course loaded up on sausages. Rob is often seen onscreen riding his favourite horsie, also called Sosig, and sleeps on a back breaking panel of wood in the back of his tiny Kia.

In his spare time, Rob helps his landlord move stuff, makes epoxy river tables, cawks at cockies, buries the accelerator anytime the speed zone changes, and doxes himself by sharing his phone number in his live streams, and then wonders why his phone keeps ringing after. He recently enjoyed a delightful day at the Canberra Easter Show - naturally, all streamed.

As Rob avoids repeating the crazy cooker mantras, and will barely repeat or re-share the views of the truly conspiracy cooked, it's become clear that Rob is just a nice guy who feels a bit out of place. Thus the consensus view is that he can be saved and deprogrammed leaving him uncooked. #SAVEROB

File:Sausage.jpg

2022-02-28T12:06:54Z

A Crappy Pirate:

Sosig Rob

2022-02-28T12:03:49Z

A Crappy Pirate: major initial draft write-up. will be edited and formatted later with more information and hyperlinks yet to be added.

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:Sosig.jpg]]
| age = nichevo
| gender = Male Conforming
| location = Sydney, Australia
| occupation = Walking Simulator
| height = short enough to ride a 14-hand horse
| weight = light enough that Sosig doesn't mind
| affiliations = FPS-style computer games
| aliases = The accidental insurrectionist wanderer of fields streamer of grass washer of phones caughfee consumer patter of puppies toble of ribers hunter of the sausage
}}

[[File:Maccas-floor.png|thumb|left|Rob loves filming the ground in franchise restaurants]]
===About Rob===

Armenian-Russian Rob aka Artyom is the pinnacle streamer of the cookers. Kind at heart, yet dedicated to the cause of broadcasting the cooker events, he has made his way into the hearts of all counter-cookers around the world - particularly the twitchy ones.

Sosig Rob is best known for his long streams - never stopping despite demands of McDonalds Managers. He will forego his morning coffee to ensure he continues streaming the tile floor of Maccas with his hundreds of viewers. His regular commentary of the things he sees is interspersed with his yearning desire to immediately pat any doggo he sees. Rob joined the cookers at EPIC, got cooked by the LRAD suns when stomping throughout the 5 Million Blades of Grass March, and remained as one of the last EPIC campers standing as they were evicted. Clearly on the side of Captain Hoody, his good heart is evidenced through his regular pleas for people to remain peaceful, and to leave the camp without resisting.

===History===

Rob's fame began as he aimlessly wandered the same patches of EPIC for 16 hours straight, surviving on a lone Maccas coffee (possibly with added spit), a free sosig he found in the morning, and another sausie he was given at night. Thus the Sosig Legend was born, as he continually hunted for a warm weiner to satisfy him. His walkabouts were occasionally interrupted by a cooked waiting to share their conspiracy, or try to translate his name Raaawwb or his Youtube channel Riber Tauble. Rob fixed this in later weeks by sticking a handmade sign to his back with his socials scrawled in highlighter. His infamy however, began during a live stream of the classic cooker open mic night, as the cooked hurled insults and abuse each other, questioning why the leaders had pissed off and stayed in their hotels, and what Guru did with the money buckets. As Rob's phone overheated, he searched for a way to cool it down. His dedicated viewers screamed at their screen and chats, as he beelined for a nearby tap, and subjected his audience to a POV waterboarding. After successfully cooling, and with everyone in disbelief, 15min later it happened again. A moment's silence for his phone, when it did not survive a 3min solid waterboarding. Rob was not dissuaded though, returning to stream 30min later with a borrowed phone. Pour a beer out onto your phone in honour of a fallen comrade.

Rob has become a favourite as he continues to return to Canberra each weekend, successfully finding enough people to share in a live stream the inner secrets of the cooker camps - who knows who the infiltrators could be, and how the counter cooked find out about them. Rob's love of sosig is consistent across every stream, with frequent mentions and less frequent success in locating a saucy sausie. His dedication to the stream included streaming his own shopping trip to Coles, where he sought opinions on the best steak, and of course loaded up on sausages. Rob is often seen onscreen riding his favourite horsie, also called Sosig, and sleeps on a back breaking panel of wood in the back of his tiny Kia.

In his spare time, Rob helps his landlord move stuff, makes epoxy river tables, cawks at cockies, buries the accelerator anytime the speed zone changes, and doxes himself by sharing his phone number in his live streams, and then wonders why his phone keeps ringing after. He recently enjoyed a delightful day at the Canberra Easter Show - naturally, all streamed.

As Rob avoids repeating the crazy cooker mantras, and will barely repeat or re-share the views of the truly conspiracy cooked, it's become clear that Rob is just a nice guy who feels a bit out of place. Thus the consensus view is that he can be saved and deprogrammed leaving him uncooked. #SAVEROB

File:Maccas-floor.png

2022-02-28T11:57:17Z

A Crappy Pirate:

File:Sosig.jpg

2022-02-28T11:50:01Z

A Crappy Pirate:

Gabe

2022-02-27T12:09:53Z

A Crappy Pirate: /* Personal Life */ are the words "allegation" and "alleged" enough here?

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:GABE.png]]
| age = physically about 25, mentally about 13
| gender = Male Conforming
| location = Port Melbourne, Australia
| height = 5'1"
| weight = 17 stone
| affiliations = Don't know.
| aliases = Frontman, Egg Boy, Humpty Dumpty, The Thumb, Omelette
| instagram = https://instagram.com/frontman_the3rd
https://instagram.com/frontman_2022
| facebook = https://www.facebook.com/gabby.rae.77
| telegram = idk
}}
Gabe is <s>an idiot</s> a cooker who lives in Port Melbourne, Australia.
[[File:TSR Dr Eggman.png|thumb|left|Dr Eggman. The father of Gabe]]

== About Gabriel ==

Scientists are unsure whether Gabe is a human toe, an egg, or some kind of accursed, advanced genetic hybrid between the two.

Observers have also noted, that he may actually be a thumb, with a face drawn on.

Gabe claims the growth on his lip is plastic surgery from getting glassed in a bar fight, but it is most likely a small egg getting ready to hatch.

== Habitat ==

He can generally be found in his bedroom, livestreaming on Instagram, while obsessing over the Twitch chats of [https://twitch.tv/asseenontelegram AsSeenOnTelegram] and [https://twitch.tv/discodeadpigeon DiscoDeadPigeon], much to the detriment of his guests, his attention rapidly drifting away from them, to fully fixate on his new addiction, leftist Twitch chat. Gabe was gifted subs to both of these channels.

== Diet ==

Gabe's diet consists of tuna, rice and cigarettes.

== Beliefs ==

Gabe maintains a stern policy of "All talk, no action", as he has yet to visit Canberra, but assures us all, he'll definitely Hood Oos "The Cossack" if he does.

Gabe believes that vaccine passports are equivalent to when Nazi officials implemented the Jewish badge (an identifying badge to mark Jews) between 1939 and 1945. They did so in a systematic manner, as a prelude to deporting Jews to ghettos and killing centers in German-occupied eastern Europe. It’s totally cool though because he “doesn’t believe in far right conspiracy theories”

Gabe also doesn’t believe that the mRNA vaccines are actually vaccines, since his simple egg head can’t comprehend the definition of a vaccine correctly. Instead, he believes it to be an “experimental gene therapy”, and that it hasn’t completed a phase 3 trial, so is therefore unsafe. This of course, is despite the completion of phase 3 trials as of July 22, 2021. [https://clinicaltrials.gov/ct2/show/NCT04713553]

{{quote|Vaccine
/ˈvaksiːn,ˈvaksɪn/

noun: vaccine; plural noun: vaccines
a substance used to stimulate the production of antibodies and provide immunity against one or several diseases, prepared from the causative agent of a disease, its products, or a synthetic substitute, treated to act as an antigen without inducing the disease.
"every year the flu vaccine is modified to deal with new strains of the virus"
}}

Gabe appears to hate women, while it is comical because he throws tantrums like a boy that partook in an emotionally incestuous relationship with a female care-giver, probably his mother, it is also alarming to the entire female population of Earth. The hen that laid this egg probably regrets roosting on what someday would be rotten and chipped. One could stipulate Gabe's rampant misogyny lends validity to the accusations he is a 'bad egg'. Gabe's stinky thousand year egg legacy rings true to those who have encountered the asshole stench of his anti-women hate speech. Egg Daddy has proven to women far and wide that he lacks the charisma or sexual appeal to be worthy of any woman, ever. Egg Pappi has been seen for what he truly is, nothing at all it was cracked up to be. Women believe Gabe pretends that he finds the egg commentary humorous as a tactic to lower ones defenses, however the hairless soft cock toxic man remains suspicious. Mr 'Don't get personal' himself has on several occasions belittled women who had the misfortune of partaking in his live Instagram videos. The fragile ego of an egg that's life has boiled down to seeking validation on Instagram to a small number of moronic viewers and leftist trolls has truly been shattered. The infamous jaw clenching that is visible when, an egg afraid of being beaten and scrambled, is being schooled by a woman will truly be his last legacy before the world moves on and validates his greatest fear, irrelevancy.

== Personal Life ==

Gabe currently appears to be listless and directionless in life, perhaps due to his recent involvement in a one-sided parasocial relationship, as he yearns for and obsesses over a popular Twitch streamer known for her egg-baiting antics.

As of sunday 27 February 2022 Gabe has vanished from the internet and deleted all of his social media accounts after allegations emerged that his recent romantic relationship ended in a rather violent manner. Despite photos emerging of the alleged injuries sustained, it is possible that Gabe has gone into hiding having attracted the ire of [[Tony|other cookers who made the allegations public]] and simply doesn't want his head beaten in while they are in the same city.

== Soundbites ==
{{Quote
| I swear to god, I'll come around there and vaccinate you in your fuckin` head![[File:Vaccinate you in the head.mp3]]
|Leonie|The Gabe Variety Hour
}}

File:Anarchist eureka.jpg

2022-02-27T04:35:18Z

A Crappy Pirate:

Mandy

2022-02-27T04:06:55Z

A Crappy Pirate: A Crappy Pirate moved page Mandy to Queen of Canberra: adopted superhero moniker

#REDIRECT [[Queen of Canberra]]

Main Page

2022-02-23T01:32:28Z

A Crappy Pirate: /* On Cookerpedia */ formatting. please insert errors

{{#description2:Cookerpedia documents the activities and individuals in Australia who are cookers. We track anti-semites, sovereign citizens, and far-right lunatics.}}
=== Welcome to Cookerpedia! ===

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Cookers consist of people who believe a wide range of conspiracy theories, whether mainstream or fringe.
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[[Main_Page#Cooker hall of fame|Cooker hall of fame]]
 
 

===IRL===
You can find cookers in your local park harassing innocent people for wearing masks, blocking up your roads with trucks, or in your local public toilet, bumping coke or shooting up ice.
Cookers also reside in the digital realm, in the echo chambers of Telegram, Zello, Facebook, ChristianMingle.com, Twitter, Gab, Rumble, and the list goes on.
This, of course, has caused their miasma to infect platforms where most sane people also reside.
[[File:fire_bar1.gif|center]]

==Recent cooker events==
[[File:Australia-01.gif]]

===2022===
====February====
* Convoy to Canberra really heated up (the meth pipes). The convoy saw all flavors of cookers to come to Canberra, including sovereign citizens, anti-vaxxers, tin-foil hat wearers, and right-wing nut jobs. They protested the government for a variety of idiotic fucking reasons for example: vaccines, masks, pedophile cabal in the government, treason of the government because it's a corporation or some shit, chemtrails, globalism, global banking cabal, and so on and so fucking forth.
* On Friday 11th, around 5:30pm, a large influx of cookers from across the country arrived in Camp Cooked to prepare for protests scheduled for the weekend.
** ACT Police blocked off roads leading into the [[Camp EPIC|EPIC Campground]] to slow their entry.
** WILL THEY EVER REACH 5 MILLION PROTESTORS? WHO KNOWS?
** The density of unintelligence in the universe has been identified as the [[Camp EPIC|EPIC Campground]] at this very time.
* The Cookers have scheduled an early morning meeting for Saturday 12th at 9am, and to wake up early enough, would need to drink half the number of beers the night before.
** This is apparently named [[Operation Sovereign Storm]]
* THE CAMP IS FULL!!!!! THE ROADS ARE BACKED UP DUE TO EXCESS COOKERS. LOL
* A LARGE MOB IS FORMING NEAR THE POLICE WHO ARE BLOCKING THE ENTRANCE OF EPIC.
* SOMEHOW THE GATES HAVE BEEN RE OPENED AND MORE COOKERS CAN COME IN.
* [[File:Gatesclosedcunts.png|thumb|none|HUGE MOB OF IGNORANT COOKERS]]
* Unsure that the cookers will get enough sleep or sobriety for a 9am start
* Saturday 12th: A mass of cookers are down at parliament house currently. Police have assembled and have deployed LRAD in case they need to brown note the protestors, and have also provisioned vaccine impregnated pepper balls.
** Some stupid fucking Canadian cunt is talking right now via a pre-recorded speech. No one asked. Foreign interference much?
** HAHAHAHAH GROUPS OF COOKERS ARE LEAVING AFTER ALL TALK NO ACTION
** Streams are crashing, we presume the AFP have shut down cell towers and deployed stingrays xD
* After the failure of [[Operation Sovereign Storm]], the new sovereign nation of [[Cookertown_Declaration|Cookertown was declared]], with supporters emptying their pockets.
* Sunday 13th:
** [https://twitter.com/CelerySorbet/status/1492488561933062150 Deep undercover leftist intel] has revealed that a small group of cookers (FREEMASON???? ILLUMINATI?!@#!!@#) are planned to lock everyone in at EPIC Camp to prevent it being vacated, this sounds like [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonestown JONESTOWN].
** The camp has been vacated. Only a few stragglers remain. The camp is dead. Big success lol
* Monday 21st:
** BREAKING: DUE TO THE COMPLETE AND UTTER FAILURE OF THE PROTETS IN CANBERRA, THE FREEDOM PROTEST HAVE UPDATED THEIR SLOGAN TOO "THE PEOPLE- RETREATED, WEVE BEEN FUCKING DEFEATED"

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====January====
* Sov-shit group "Velvet Revolution" (way to appropriate, fuckwits), assembled squads of people to LARP as "common-law sherrifs" and serve arrest warrants for members of the Australian government. This of course failed, because the government doesn't operate under maritime law, and cookers are bat shit insane.

==Cooker hall of fame==
 
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[[File:40px-Ambox_warning_yellow.svg.png]]</td><td class="mbox-text" style="text-align: left;border: none;padding: 0.25em 0.9em;width: 100%;">WARNING LONG TERM COOKER EXPOSURE is known to the State of California to cause long term health effects!</td></tr></table>
 
<gallery>
File:ROMEO.png|thumb|[[Romeo Georges|Loose Unit Romeo Georges]]|link=Romeo Georges
File:GABE.png|thumb|[[Gabe|Gabe the Eggman, Doctor Robotnik's lovechild]]|link=Gabe
File:GURU.jpg|thumb|[[David_%27Kanga_Guru%27_Graham|David "Kanga Guru" Graham]]|link=David_%27Kanga_Guru%27_Graham
File:BOSI.png|thumb|[[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi AKA Il Douche / Budget Colonel Gaddafi / Saddam Insane]]|link=Riccardo Bosi
File:TAMI.png|thumb|[[Tami Jane|Tami Jane AKA Shit Hat]]|link=Tami Jane
File:IRONBARK.png|thumb|[[James Greer|Go fund yourself]]|link=James Greer
File:Joel.png|thumb|[[Joel Gilmour|Joel Gilmour AKA Dude Where's my car?]]|link=Joel Gilmour
File:AdmiralHood.jpg|thumb|[[Graham Hood|Admiral Hood / Porn Addict]]|link=Graham Hood
File:JANAYA.jpg|thumb|[[Janaya Markwell|Rollerskate Girl]]|link=Janaya Markwell
File:Peter.jpg|thumb|[[Peter Little|Peter Little (not the actual, REAL lawyer)]]|link=Peter Little
File:Monica.jpg|thumb|[[Monica Shit|Monica Smit / Grift Queen]]|link=Monica Shit
File:HarrisonGraphicProfile.png|thumb|[[Harrison McLean|Harrison McLean / Cheerleader]]|link=Harrison McLean
File:Burge.PNG|thumb|[[Anthony Burge|Anthony Burge / Meth-Head]]|link=Anthony Burge
File:pixelbeard.jpg|thumb|[[Tony|Tony Pixelbeard]]|link=Tony
</gallery>

==Motorised Assets (Technicals and other)==

<gallery>
File:Cookerforce-1-front.PNG|thumb|[[Cookerforce_1|Cookerforce 1]]|link=Cookerforce_1
File:Zeus.PNG|thumb|[[Zeus|ImpoundForce-1]]|link=Zeus
File:battlebarina.png|thumb|[[Battle-barina|Tactical Assault Barina]]|link=Battle-barina
File:carpark.jpg|thumb|Joel's car
</gallery>

==Conventional, Advanced and Psychological Weapons==
<gallery>
File:Classified-information.png|[[Hotplate-1|Directed Energy Weapons]]|link=Hotplate-1
</gallery>

==Cooker warfare==
===Incursions===
* [[Operation Sovereign Storm]] - A war against every sane person in Canberra.
* [[Battle of Cookerpedia]] - Attempted defacement of a beloved public institution
===Civil wars===
* [[Battle of EPIC]] - A power struggle between top-level cookers [[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi]] and [[Graham Hood|Hoody]].

==New world order==
Unlawful alterations to the Constitution Of The Australian Commonwealth Act,
Fearmongering, Brainwashing, Constant Shutdowns of State Borders, Shutdowns of
Businesses leaving every man and woman not knowing where their family’s next meal
will come from or how they will pay their mortgage or business loans.
Forcing Mandatory Vaccinations, Forcing Mandatory Vaccine Passports, Forcing
NO JAB - NO JOB and causing a magnitude of Panic, Stress, Anxiety, Depression and
Suicides. Banning of family visits within Nursing Homes, Vaccinating our children
without parental consent which has caused these breaches of the peace; just to name a
few.
Arrest all Politicians, Judges and State Governors.
* To Restore our Constitution Of The Australian Commonwealth Act.
* To Remove the Private Corporate Government Sitting Members from our
Parliaments and Council Chambers.
* To Reinstate a New Government for the Commonwealth Of Australia
under our Constitution Of The Australian Commonwealth Act of
Independent Candidates ONLY by way of ONE PERSON, ONE VOTE
ONLY for ONE Independent Candidate as it states in our Constitution of
the Australian Commonwealth Act 1900 UK
Section 76. “Each Elector Shall Vote ONLY ONCE!
[[File:New 911.gif|thumb|They knew!!! ABSOLUTE TYRANNY]]
[[File:Takeover banner.gif|thumb|governemnt police state! THIS IS HAPPENING Australia.,..,]]
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Category:Conspiracies

2022-02-22T11:32:27Z

A Crappy Pirate: cooltext and three lines

<center>[[file:conspiracies.gif|link=Category:Conspiracies]] 
Some of these are real conspiracies, 
and some of them are so ridiculous that you'd think that they were made up for a joke, 
but all of them are things that cookers have said. 
</center>

Main Page

2022-02-21T02:41:18Z

A Crappy Pirate: /* February */ updated timeline to add revised chant

{{#description2:Cookerpedia documents the activities and individuals in Australia who are cookers. We track anti-semites, sovereign citizens, and far-right lunatics.}}
=== Welcome to Cookerpedia! ===

[[File:Visitors.gif]]
[[File:Australia.gif]]

Cookerpedia documents the activities and individuals in Australia who are [[Cooker|cookers]].
Cookers consist of people who believe a wide range of conspiracy theories, whether mainstream or fringe.
[[File:pentagramas.gif|thumb|THE SATANTIC CABAL OF GLOBALIST GOVERNENMT AKA THE AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION]]
[[File:Freemason illuminati wtc ani.gif|left|9/11 AKA CIA FLASE FLAG TO MAKE NEW WORLD ORDER! GLOBALIST Agenda!]]

 



==Resources for finding cookers==
 
 
 
 
===On Cookerpedia===
[[File:Cooltext404305459492882.gif|link=Category:Cookers]] [[:Category:Cookers|Our current database of Cookers]]
[[file:anticooker.gif|link=Category:AntiCooker]] [[:Category:AntiCooker|Heroes of the anti-cooker conglomerate]]
[[File:Coollogo com-237513298.gif|link=Category:Cooker_SuperSpreader_Events]] [[:Category:Cooker SuperSpreader Events|Cooker SuperSpreader Events]] 
[[File:Coollogo com-1738941.gif|link=Category:Cooker Grifts]] 
[[file:conspiracies.gif|link=Category:Conspiracies]] [[:Category:Conspiracies|Cooker Conspiracies]]
 [[File:Coollogo com-8659105.gif|link=Category:Utensils of War]]
 

 
[[Main_Page#Cooker hall of fame|Cooker hall of fame]]
 
 

===IRL===
You can find cookers in your local park harassing innocent people for wearing masks, blocking up your roads with trucks, or in your local public toilet, bumping coke or shooting up ice.
Cookers also reside in the digital realm, in the echo chambers of Telegram, Zello, Facebook, ChristianMingle.com, Twitter, Gab, Rumble, and the list goes on.
This, of course, has caused their miasma to infect platforms where most sane people also reside.
[[File:fire_bar1.gif|center]]

==Recent cooker events==
[[File:Australia-01.gif]]

===2022===
====February====
* Convoy to Canberra really heated up (the meth pipes). The convoy saw all flavors of cookers to come to Canberra, including sovereign citizens, anti-vaxxers, tin-foil hat wearers, and right-wing nut jobs. They protested the government for a variety of idiotic fucking reasons for example: vaccines, masks, pedophile cabal in the government, treason of the government because it's a corporation or some shit, chemtrails, globalism, global banking cabal, and so on and so fucking forth.
* On Friday 11th, around 5:30pm, a large influx of cookers from across the country arrived in Camp Cooked to prepare for protests scheduled for the weekend.
** ACT Police blocked off roads leading into the [[Camp EPIC|EPIC Campground]] to slow their entry.
** WILL THEY EVER REACH 5 MILLION PROTESTORS? WHO KNOWS?
** The density of unintelligence in the universe has been identified as the [[Camp EPIC|EPIC Campground]] at this very time.
* The Cookers have scheduled an early morning meeting for Saturday 12th at 9am, and to wake up early enough, would need to drink half the number of beers the night before.
** This is apparently named [[Operation Sovereign Storm]]
* THE CAMP IS FULL!!!!! THE ROADS ARE BACKED UP DUE TO EXCESS COOKERS. LOL
* A LARGE MOB IS FORMING NEAR THE POLICE WHO ARE BLOCKING THE ENTRANCE OF EPIC.
* SOMEHOW THE GATES HAVE BEEN RE OPENED AND MORE COOKERS CAN COME IN.
* [[File:Gatesclosedcunts.png|thumb|none|HUGE MOB OF IGNORANT COOKERS]]
* Unsure that the cookers will get enough sleep or sobriety for a 9am start
* Saturday 12th: A mass of cookers are down at parliament house currently. Police have assembled and have deployed LRAD in case they need to brown note the protestors, and have also provisioned vaccine impregnated pepper balls.
** Some stupid fucking Canadian cunt is talking right now via a pre-recorded speech. No one asked. Foreign interference much?
** HAHAHAHAH GROUPS OF COOKERS ARE LEAVING AFTER ALL TALK NO ACTION
** Streams are crashing, we presume the AFP have shut down cell towers and deployed stingrays xD
* After the failure of [[Operation Sovereign Storm]], the new sovereign nation of [[Cookertown_Declaration|Cookertown was declared]], with supporters emptying their pockets.
* Sunday 13th:
** [https://twitter.com/CelerySorbet/status/1492488561933062150 Deep undercover leftist intel] has revealed that a small group of cookers (FREEMASON???? ILLUMINATI?!@#!!@#) are planned to lock everyone in at EPIC Camp to prevent it being vacated, this sounds like [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonestown JONESTOWN].
** The camp has been vacated. Only a few stragglers remain. The camp is dead. Big success lol
* Monday 21st:
** BREAKING: DUE TO THE COMPLETE AND UTTER FAILURE OF THE PROTETS IN CANBERRA, THE FREEDOM PROTEST HAVE UPDATED THEIR SLOGAN TOO "THE PEOPLE- RETREATED, WEVE BEEN FUCKING DEFEATED"

[[File:divider1.gif|center]]

====January====
* Sov-shit group "Velvet Revolution" (way to appropriate, fuckwits), assembled squads of people to LARP as "common-law sherrifs" and serve arrest warrants for members of the Australian government. This of course failed, because the government doesn't operate under maritime law, and cookers are bat shit insane.

==Cooker hall of fame==
 
<table style="border: 1px solid #fc3;margin: 4px 10%;border-collapse: collapse;background-color: #f8f9fa;box-sizing: border-box;"><tr><td class="mbox-image" style="border: none;padding: 2px 0 2px 0.9em;text-align: center;">
[[File:40px-Ambox_warning_yellow.svg.png]]</td><td class="mbox-text" style="text-align: left;border: none;padding: 0.25em 0.9em;width: 100%;">WARNING LONG TERM COOKER EXPOSURE is known to the State of California to cause long term health effects!</td></tr></table>
 
<gallery>
File:ROMEO.png|thumb|[[Romeo Georges|Loose Unit Romeo Georges]]|link=Romeo Georges
File:GABE.png|thumb|[[Gabe|Gabe the Eggman, Doctor Robotnik's lovechild]]|link=Gabe
File:GURU.jpg|thumb|[[David_%27Kanga_Guru%27_Graham|David "Kanga Guru" Graham]]|link=David_%27Kanga_Guru%27_Graham
File:BOSI.png|thumb|[[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi AKA Il Douche / Budget Colonel Gaddafi / Saddam Insane]]|link=Riccardo Bosi
File:TAMI.png|thumb|[[Tami Jane|Tami Jane AKA Shit Hat]]|link=Tami Jane
File:IRONBARK.png|thumb|[[James Greer|Go fund yourself]]|link=James Greer
File:Joel.png|thumb|[[Joel Gilmour|Joel Gilmour AKA Dude Where's my car?]]|link=Joel Gilmour
File:AdmiralHood.jpg|thumb|[[Graham Hood|Admiral Hood / Porn Addict]]|link=Graham Hood
File:JANAYA.jpg|thumb|[[Janaya Markwell|Rollerskate Girl]]|link=Janaya Markwell
File:Peter.jpg|thumb|[[Peter Little|Peter Little (not the actual, REAL lawyer)]]|link=Peter Little
File:Monica.jpg|thumb|[[Monica Shit|Monica Smit / Grift Queen]]|link=Monica Shit
File:HarrisonGraphicProfile.png|thumb|[[Harrison McLean|Harrison McLean / Cheerleader]]|link=Harrison McLean
File:Burge.PNG|thumb|[[Anthony Burge|Anthony Burge / Meth-Head]]|link=Anthony Burge
File:pixelbeard.jpg|thumb|[[Tony|Tony Pixelbeard]]|link=Tony
</gallery>

==Motorised Assets (Technicals and other)==

<gallery>
File:Cookerforce-1-front.PNG|thumb|[[Cookerforce_1|Cookerforce 1]]|link=Cookerforce_1
File:Zeus.PNG|thumb|[[Zeus|ImpoundForce-1]]|link=Zeus
File:battlebarina.png|thumb|[[Battle-barina|Tactical Assault Barina]]|link=Battle-barina
File:carpark.jpg|thumb|Joel's car
</gallery>

==Conventional, Advanced and Psychological Weapons==
<gallery>
File:Classified-information.png|[[Hotplate-1|Directed Energy Weapons]]|link=Hotplate-1
</gallery>

==Cooker warfare==
===Incursions===
* [[Operation Sovereign Storm]] - A war against every sane person in Canberra.
* [[Battle of Cookerpedia]] - Attempted defacement of a beloved public institution
===Civil wars===
* [[Battle of EPIC]] - A power struggle between top-level cookers [[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi]] and [[Graham Hood|Hoody]].

==New world order==
Unlawful alterations to the Constitution Of The Australian Commonwealth Act,
Fearmongering, Brainwashing, Constant Shutdowns of State Borders, Shutdowns of
Businesses leaving every man and woman not knowing where their family’s next meal
will come from or how they will pay their mortgage or business loans.
Forcing Mandatory Vaccinations, Forcing Mandatory Vaccine Passports, Forcing
NO JAB - NO JOB and causing a magnitude of Panic, Stress, Anxiety, Depression and
Suicides. Banning of family visits within Nursing Homes, Vaccinating our children
without parental consent which has caused these breaches of the peace; just to name a
few.
Arrest all Politicians, Judges and State Governors.
* To Restore our Constitution Of The Australian Commonwealth Act.
* To Remove the Private Corporate Government Sitting Members from our
Parliaments and Council Chambers.
* To Reinstate a New Government for the Commonwealth Of Australia
under our Constitution Of The Australian Commonwealth Act of
Independent Candidates ONLY by way of ONE PERSON, ONE VOTE
ONLY for ONE Independent Candidate as it states in our Constitution of
the Australian Commonwealth Act 1900 UK
Section 76. “Each Elector Shall Vote ONLY ONCE!
[[File:New 911.gif|thumb|They knew!!! ABSOLUTE TYRANNY]]
[[File:Takeover banner.gif|thumb|governemnt police state! THIS IS HAPPENING Australia.,..,]]
[[File:eye_anim8.gif|center]]
[[File:lightgodleaf200.gif]][[File:email.gif]]

Riccardo Bosi

2022-02-21T02:10:09Z

A Crappy Pirate: /* Mention in Mainstream Media */ paywall

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:BOSI.png]]
| age = 69
| gender = Male Conforming
| location = Sydney, Australia
| occupation = Little Dictator, Soldier of fortune
| height = 6'9"
| weight = 69kg
| affiliations = Definitely not the Freemasons
| aliases = Il Douche, Riccardo Bosilini
| instagram = idk
| facebook = idk
| telegram = idk
}}
Riccardo Bosi, also known as Il Douche/Wish.Com Saddam/Reject Shop Gaddaffi and Craptain Cooker; is a prolific author, used car salesman and motivational speaker, from Sydney, Australia. He spent 24 years in the army 'protecting sickos'. He is frequently seen around [[Camp EPIC|Camp Cooker]] with his usher and offsider, [[David 'Kanga Guru' Graham|David 'Kanga Guru' Graham]].

He is well known as the archnemesis of Lord Admiral [[Graham Hood]].
[[File:Greatness-awaits-you.jpg|thumb|left|The tome of infinite wisdom]]
==Quotes==
{{Quote
|GET THAT NUMBER TATTED ON YOUR FORRID! 5 MILLION PEOPLE! Sydney, Melbourne, get off your tails and do some work. Get down here! 5 Million people... This is a moment in history. If we FUCK THIS, WE LOSE! DO YOU UNDERSTAND??! THIS IS OUR TIME, WE EITHER WIN OR LOSE. THOSE BASTARDS UP THERE ARE ALREADY KILLING OUR KIDS! WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY HAVE IN STORE FOR US NEXT?
|Riccardo Bosi|Outside Parliament House [[Blood Libel|relevant conspiracy - blood libel]]
}}
{{Quote
|They wanna make - a baby does not get personhood until they are two years old. Up until that point you can fuck em, you can kill em, you can take body parts out. Ask your mates Kelly and Palmer what the FUCK they're gonna do about that.
|Riccardo Bosi|[https://twitter.com/i/status/1490933388605153283 Video] [[Blood Libel|relevant conspiracy - blood libel]]
}}
==Battle of EPIC==
Bosi is currently involved in a [[Battle of EPIC|leadership struggle]] against Camp Cooker LARPer-in-Chief, Admiral (ret) [[Graham Hood]]. Drone swarms, under the command of Admiral Hood, have allegedly conducted flyovers of Camp Cooker during Bosi's morning briefings, in order to gather intelligence. They have not been successful.

Unmarked vehicles, equipped with radiation weapons, have also been sighted near the front of Camp Cooker. It is not known whether they are acting under the orders of Admiral Hood.

==Diet==
[[File:RICEANDONIONS.png|thumb|left|The breakfast of champions]]
Bosi's diet consists entirely of RICE AND FUCKIN' ONIONS.

There are unconfirmed reports that juvenile Bosi's get a decent feed.

==Antics==
* [https://twitter.com/AltMediaWatch/status/1491631866734333953 Video of Bosi advocating to hang ASIO employees.]
* [https://www.facebook.com/100004261664438/videos/1159934668109107/ Video of Bosi advocating for violence against Federal Politicians.]
* [https://twitter.com/LizardHumanoid/status/1490543322133590019 Video of Bosi's frequent offsider and sidekick, Dave 'Guru', advocating for the bombing of Parliament]

==Political influence==
* Inspired by former Italian Prime Minister [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benito_Mussolini Benito Mussolini] and former American General [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Flynn|Michael Flynn].
* Despite being the darling of the FreeDumb movement, Bosi's A1 party remains unable to gather the requisite 1,500 qualified party members to support the party's registration with [https://www.aec.gov.au/parties_and_representatives/party_registration/ AEC], allegedly due to the party members failing to pass the standard [https://www.workingwithchildren.vic.gov.au/#:~:text=The%20Working%20with%20Children%20Check,from%20sexual%20or%20physical%20harm. "Working with Children"] checks.
* Bosi is running on the "Save the Children" platform popular among the FreeDumb movement. One of Bosi's election promise is to ban neo-natal abortion, an aggressive proposal that his key political rival [https://uap-craigkelly.com.au/ UAP Craig Kelly] is too chicken shit to support.
* Bosi was narrowly defeated in the 2020 Eden-Monaro By-election, where he accumulated 0% of the votes. [https://www.ourcampaigns.com/RaceDetail.html?RaceID=906484]
* Bosi is an Islamophobe who was seen giving an unsuspecting Muslim women the [https://twitter.com/adingo8temybaby/status/1492273513784569857?s=21 classic Bosi treatment] in public.

==Fashion Choices==
* Bosi wears his unmarked camo as his preferred fashion choice. He is definitely not LARPing.
* Bosi refuses to attach any badges or insignia on his camo (including the Australian flag one), because he regularly wears these camos as PJs and the pins hurt him when he sleeps.

==War Injury and replacement nipples==
[[File:Diamond_nipples.png|thumb|left|Bosi's diamond nipples on full display]]
* Bosi was leading a raid on innocent afghani farmers when he tripped over and grazed his chest on the ground, ripping off his nipples.
* As part of an experimental program, the SAS replaced his nipples with extremely sharp diamonds.
* Rumour has it his nipples are capable of detaching and being thrown as ninja stars if Bosi is ever disarmed.

==Definitely not a government plant==
* There are rumours that Bosi, as an ex-SAS lieutenant colonel could be a part of a Government plot to delegitimise and control growing right-wing extremist movements in Australia.
* These rumours are definitely INCORRECT. Bosi is a proven freedom fighter who made visits occasionally to CAMP EPIC before he went back to his 5 star hotel. He needed the hotel to stay refreshed and prepared to fight off the globalists.

==Mention in Mainstream Media==
* Riccardo Bosi and his unregistered AustraliaOne political party were specifically identified in an article that appeared in Rupert Murdoch's flagship publication The Australian on the 21st of February 2022. Here is [https://www.theaustralian.com.au/nation/australian-police-cracking-down-on-protesters-who-try-to-incite-violence/news-story/0f3daeacbcb9917ade7aadfafc63acb0 a direct link to the article] with screenshots below because of the paywall. 
[[file:bosi1.JPG]] 
[[file:bosi2.JPG]] 
[[file:bosi3.JPG]] 
[[file:bosi4.JPG]] 
* This was not received well on Telegram 
[[file:hoody-bosi1.jpg]] 
* not received well at all 
[[file:hoody-bosi2.jpg]]

Riccardo Bosi

2022-02-21T02:09:27Z

A Crappy Pirate: added telegram reaction about hoody vs bosi

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:BOSI.png]]
| age = 69
| gender = Male Conforming
| location = Sydney, Australia
| occupation = Little Dictator, Soldier of fortune
| height = 6'9"
| weight = 69kg
| affiliations = Definitely not the Freemasons
| aliases = Il Douche, Riccardo Bosilini
| instagram = idk
| facebook = idk
| telegram = idk
}}
Riccardo Bosi, also known as Il Douche/Wish.Com Saddam/Reject Shop Gaddaffi and Craptain Cooker; is a prolific author, used car salesman and motivational speaker, from Sydney, Australia. He spent 24 years in the army 'protecting sickos'. He is frequently seen around [[Camp EPIC|Camp Cooker]] with his usher and offsider, [[David 'Kanga Guru' Graham|David 'Kanga Guru' Graham]].

He is well known as the archnemesis of Lord Admiral [[Graham Hood]].
[[File:Greatness-awaits-you.jpg|thumb|left|The tome of infinite wisdom]]
==Quotes==
{{Quote
|GET THAT NUMBER TATTED ON YOUR FORRID! 5 MILLION PEOPLE! Sydney, Melbourne, get off your tails and do some work. Get down here! 5 Million people... This is a moment in history. If we FUCK THIS, WE LOSE! DO YOU UNDERSTAND??! THIS IS OUR TIME, WE EITHER WIN OR LOSE. THOSE BASTARDS UP THERE ARE ALREADY KILLING OUR KIDS! WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY HAVE IN STORE FOR US NEXT?
|Riccardo Bosi|Outside Parliament House [[Blood Libel|relevant conspiracy - blood libel]]
}}
{{Quote
|They wanna make - a baby does not get personhood until they are two years old. Up until that point you can fuck em, you can kill em, you can take body parts out. Ask your mates Kelly and Palmer what the FUCK they're gonna do about that.
|Riccardo Bosi|[https://twitter.com/i/status/1490933388605153283 Video] [[Blood Libel|relevant conspiracy - blood libel]]
}}
==Battle of EPIC==
Bosi is currently involved in a [[Battle of EPIC|leadership struggle]] against Camp Cooker LARPer-in-Chief, Admiral (ret) [[Graham Hood]]. Drone swarms, under the command of Admiral Hood, have allegedly conducted flyovers of Camp Cooker during Bosi's morning briefings, in order to gather intelligence. They have not been successful.

Unmarked vehicles, equipped with radiation weapons, have also been sighted near the front of Camp Cooker. It is not known whether they are acting under the orders of Admiral Hood.

==Diet==
[[File:RICEANDONIONS.png|thumb|left|The breakfast of champions]]
Bosi's diet consists entirely of RICE AND FUCKIN' ONIONS.

There are unconfirmed reports that juvenile Bosi's get a decent feed.

==Antics==
* [https://twitter.com/AltMediaWatch/status/1491631866734333953 Video of Bosi advocating to hang ASIO employees.]
* [https://www.facebook.com/100004261664438/videos/1159934668109107/ Video of Bosi advocating for violence against Federal Politicians.]
* [https://twitter.com/LizardHumanoid/status/1490543322133590019 Video of Bosi's frequent offsider and sidekick, Dave 'Guru', advocating for the bombing of Parliament]

==Political influence==
* Inspired by former Italian Prime Minister [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benito_Mussolini Benito Mussolini] and former American General [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Flynn|Michael Flynn].
* Despite being the darling of the FreeDumb movement, Bosi's A1 party remains unable to gather the requisite 1,500 qualified party members to support the party's registration with [https://www.aec.gov.au/parties_and_representatives/party_registration/ AEC], allegedly due to the party members failing to pass the standard [https://www.workingwithchildren.vic.gov.au/#:~:text=The%20Working%20with%20Children%20Check,from%20sexual%20or%20physical%20harm. "Working with Children"] checks.
* Bosi is running on the "Save the Children" platform popular among the FreeDumb movement. One of Bosi's election promise is to ban neo-natal abortion, an aggressive proposal that his key political rival [https://uap-craigkelly.com.au/ UAP Craig Kelly] is too chicken shit to support.
* Bosi was narrowly defeated in the 2020 Eden-Monaro By-election, where he accumulated 0% of the votes. [https://www.ourcampaigns.com/RaceDetail.html?RaceID=906484]
* Bosi is an Islamophobe who was seen giving an unsuspecting Muslim women the [https://twitter.com/adingo8temybaby/status/1492273513784569857?s=21 classic Bosi treatment] in public.

==Fashion Choices==
* Bosi wears his unmarked camo as his preferred fashion choice. He is definitely not LARPing.
* Bosi refuses to attach any badges or insignia on his camo (including the Australian flag one), because he regularly wears these camos as PJs and the pins hurt him when he sleeps.

==War Injury and replacement nipples==
[[File:Diamond_nipples.png|thumb|left|Bosi's diamond nipples on full display]]
* Bosi was leading a raid on innocent afghani farmers when he tripped over and grazed his chest on the ground, ripping off his nipples.
* As part of an experimental program, the SAS replaced his nipples with extremely sharp diamonds.
* Rumour has it his nipples are capable of detaching and being thrown as ninja stars if Bosi is ever disarmed.

==Definitely not a government plant==
* There are rumours that Bosi, as an ex-SAS lieutenant colonel could be a part of a Government plot to delegitimise and control growing right-wing extremist movements in Australia.
* These rumours are definitely INCORRECT. Bosi is a proven freedom fighter who made visits occasionally to CAMP EPIC before he went back to his 5 star hotel. He needed the hotel to stay refreshed and prepared to fight off the globalists.

==Mention in Mainstream Media==
* Riccardo Bosi and his unregistered AustraliaOne political party were specifically identified in an article that appeared in Rupert Murdoch's flagship publication The Australian on the 21st of February 2022. Here is [https://www.theaustralian.com.au/nation/australian-police-cracking-down-on-protesters-who-try-to-incite-violence/news-story/0f3daeacbcb9917ade7aadfafc63acb0 a direct link to the article] with screenshots below if you don't want to give them clicks. 
[[file:bosi1.JPG]] 
[[file:bosi2.JPG]] 
[[file:bosi3.JPG]] 
[[file:bosi4.JPG]] 
* This was not received well on Telegram 
[[file:hoody-bosi1.jpg]] 
* not received well at all 
[[file:hoody-bosi2.jpg]]

File:Hoody-bosi2.jpg

2022-02-21T02:05:14Z

A Crappy Pirate:

File:Hoody-bosi1.jpg

2022-02-21T02:04:50Z

A Crappy Pirate:

Riccardo Bosi

2022-02-21T01:58:48Z

A Crappy Pirate: added australian article and screenshots

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:BOSI.png]]
| age = 69
| gender = Male Conforming
| location = Sydney, Australia
| occupation = Little Dictator, Soldier of fortune
| height = 6'9"
| weight = 69kg
| affiliations = Definitely not the Freemasons
| aliases = Il Douche, Riccardo Bosilini
| instagram = idk
| facebook = idk
| telegram = idk
}}
Riccardo Bosi, also known as Il Douche/Wish.Com Saddam/Reject Shop Gaddaffi and Craptain Cooker; is a prolific author, used car salesman and motivational speaker, from Sydney, Australia. He spent 24 years in the army 'protecting sickos'. He is frequently seen around [[Camp EPIC|Camp Cooker]] with his usher and offsider, [[David 'Kanga Guru' Graham|David 'Kanga Guru' Graham]].

He is well known as the archnemesis of Lord Admiral [[Graham Hood]].
[[File:Greatness-awaits-you.jpg|thumb|left|The tome of infinite wisdom]]
==Quotes==
{{Quote
|GET THAT NUMBER TATTED ON YOUR FORRID! 5 MILLION PEOPLE! Sydney, Melbourne, get off your tails and do some work. Get down here! 5 Million people... This is a moment in history. If we FUCK THIS, WE LOSE! DO YOU UNDERSTAND??! THIS IS OUR TIME, WE EITHER WIN OR LOSE. THOSE BASTARDS UP THERE ARE ALREADY KILLING OUR KIDS! WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY HAVE IN STORE FOR US NEXT?
|Riccardo Bosi|Outside Parliament House [[Blood Libel|relevant conspiracy - blood libel]]
}}
{{Quote
|They wanna make - a baby does not get personhood until they are two years old. Up until that point you can fuck em, you can kill em, you can take body parts out. Ask your mates Kelly and Palmer what the FUCK they're gonna do about that.
|Riccardo Bosi|[https://twitter.com/i/status/1490933388605153283 Video] [[Blood Libel|relevant conspiracy - blood libel]]
}}
==Battle of EPIC==
Bosi is currently involved in a [[Battle of EPIC|leadership struggle]] against Camp Cooker LARPer-in-Chief, Admiral (ret) [[Graham Hood]]. Drone swarms, under the command of Admiral Hood, have allegedly conducted flyovers of Camp Cooker during Bosi's morning briefings, in order to gather intelligence. They have not been successful.

Unmarked vehicles, equipped with radiation weapons, have also been sighted near the front of Camp Cooker. It is not known whether they are acting under the orders of Admiral Hood.

==Diet==
[[File:RICEANDONIONS.png|thumb|left|The breakfast of champions]]
Bosi's diet consists entirely of RICE AND FUCKIN' ONIONS.

There are unconfirmed reports that juvenile Bosi's get a decent feed.

==Antics==
* [https://twitter.com/AltMediaWatch/status/1491631866734333953 Video of Bosi advocating to hang ASIO employees.]
* [https://www.facebook.com/100004261664438/videos/1159934668109107/ Video of Bosi advocating for violence against Federal Politicians.]
* [https://twitter.com/LizardHumanoid/status/1490543322133590019 Video of Bosi's frequent offsider and sidekick, Dave 'Guru', advocating for the bombing of Parliament]

==Political influence==
* Inspired by former Italian Prime Minister [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benito_Mussolini Benito Mussolini] and former American General [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Flynn|Michael Flynn].
* Despite being the darling of the FreeDumb movement, Bosi's A1 party remains unable to gather the requisite 1,500 qualified party members to support the party's registration with [https://www.aec.gov.au/parties_and_representatives/party_registration/ AEC], allegedly due to the party members failing to pass the standard [https://www.workingwithchildren.vic.gov.au/#:~:text=The%20Working%20with%20Children%20Check,from%20sexual%20or%20physical%20harm. "Working with Children"] checks.
* Bosi is running on the "Save the Children" platform popular among the FreeDumb movement. One of Bosi's election promise is to ban neo-natal abortion, an aggressive proposal that his key political rival [https://uap-craigkelly.com.au/ UAP Craig Kelly] is too chicken shit to support.
* Bosi was narrowly defeated in the 2020 Eden-Monaro By-election, where he accumulated 0% of the votes. [https://www.ourcampaigns.com/RaceDetail.html?RaceID=906484]
* Bosi is an Islamophobe who was seen giving an unsuspecting Muslim women the [https://twitter.com/adingo8temybaby/status/1492273513784569857?s=21 classic Bosi treatment] in public.

==Fashion Choices==
* Bosi wears his unmarked camo as his preferred fashion choice. He is definitely not LARPing.
* Bosi refuses to attach any badges or insignia on his camo (including the Australian flag one), because he regularly wears these camos as PJs and the pins hurt him when he sleeps.

==War Injury and replacement nipples==
[[File:Diamond_nipples.png|thumb|left|Bosi's diamond nipples on full display]]
* Bosi was leading a raid on innocent afghani farmers when he tripped over and grazed his chest on the ground, ripping off his nipples.
* As part of an experimental program, the SAS replaced his nipples with extremely sharp diamonds.
* Rumour has it his nipples are capable of detaching and being thrown as ninja stars if Bosi is ever disarmed.

==Definitely not a government plant==
* There are rumours that Bosi, as an ex-SAS lieutenant colonel could be a part of a Government plot to delegitimise and control growing right-wing extremist movements in Australia.
* These rumours are definitely INCORRECT. Bosi is a proven freedom fighter who made visits occasionally to CAMP EPIC before he went back to his 5 star hotel. He needed the hotel to stay refreshed and prepared to fight off the globalists.

==Mention in Mainstream Media==
* Riccardo Bosi and his unregistered AustraliaOne political party were specifically identified in an article that appeared in Rupert Murdoch's flagship publication The Australian on the 21st of February 2022. Here is [https://www.theaustralian.com.au/nation/australian-police-cracking-down-on-protesters-who-try-to-incite-violence/news-story/0f3daeacbcb9917ade7aadfafc63acb0 a direct link to the article] with screenshots below if you don't want to give them clicks. 
[[file:bosi1.JPG]] 
[[file:bosi2.JPG]] 
[[file:bosi3.JPG]] 
[[file:bosi4.JPG]]

File:Bosi4.JPG

2022-02-21T01:57:53Z

A Crappy Pirate: australian article part 4

== Summary ==
australian article part 4

File:Bosi3.JPG

2022-02-21T01:57:33Z

A Crappy Pirate: australian article part 3

== Summary ==
australian article part 3

File:Bosi2.JPG

2022-02-21T01:57:06Z

A Crappy Pirate: australian article part 2

== Summary ==
australian article part 2

File:Bosi1.JPG

2022-02-21T01:56:46Z

A Crappy Pirate: australian article part 1

== Summary ==
australian article part 1

File:Capnheadshot.png

2022-02-19T11:51:59Z

A Crappy Pirate: CAPTAIN CANBERRA !!!!!!

== Summary ==
CAPTAIN CANBERRA !!!!!!

Main Page

2022-02-19T11:29:17Z

A Crappy Pirate: added anticooker and conspiracies links and cooltext

{{#description2:Cookerpedia documents the activities and individuals in Australia who are cookers. We track anti-semites, sovereign citizens, and far-right lunatics.}}
=== Welcome to Cookerpedia! ===

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Cookerpedia documents the activities and individuals in Australia who are [[Cooker|cookers]].
Cookers consist of people who believe a wide range of conspiracy theories, whether mainstream or fringe.
[[File:pentagramas.gif|thumb|THE SATANTIC CABAL OF GLOBALIST GOVERNENMT AKA THE AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION]]
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==Resources for finding cookers==
 
 
 
 
===On Cookerpedia===
[[File:Cooltext404305459492882.gif|link=Category:Cookers]] [[:Category:Cookers|Our current database of Cookers]]
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[[File:Coollogo com-237513298.gif|link=Category:Cooker_SuperSpreader_Events]] [[:Category:Cooker SuperSpreader Events|Cooker SuperSpreader Events]] 
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 [[File:Coollogo com-8659105.gif|link=Category:Utensils of War]]
 

 
[[Main_Page#Cooker hall of fame|Cooker hall of fame]]
 
 

===IRL===
You can find cookers in your local park harassing innocent people for wearing masks, blocking up your roads with trucks, or in your local public toilet, bumping coke or shooting up ice.
Cookers also reside in the digital realm, in the echo chambers of Telegram, Zello, Facebook, ChristianMingle.com, Twitter, Gab, Rumble, and the list goes on.
This, of course, has caused their miasma to infect platforms where most sane people also reside.
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==Recent cooker events==
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===2022===
====February====
* Convoy to Canberra really heated up (the meth pipes). The convoy saw all flavors of cookers to come to Canberra, including sovereign citizens, anti-vaxxers, tin-foil hat wearers, and right-wing nut jobs. They protested the government for a variety of idiotic fucking reasons for example: vaccines, masks, pedophile cabal in the government, treason of the government because it's a corporation or some shit, chemtrails, globalism, global banking cabal, and so on and so fucking forth.
* On Friday 11th, around 5:30pm, a large influx of cookers from across the country arrived in Camp Cooked to prepare for protests scheduled for the weekend.
** ACT Police blocked off roads leading into the [[Camp EPIC|EPIC Campground]] to slow their entry.
** WILL THEY EVER REACH 5 MILLION PROTESTORS? WHO KNOWS?
** The density of unintelligence in the universe has been identified as the [[Camp EPIC|EPIC Campground]] at this very time.
* The Cookers have scheduled an early morning meeting for Saturday 12th at 9am, and to wake up early enough, would need to drink half the number of beers the night before.
** This is apparently named [[Operation Sovereign Storm]]
* THE CAMP IS FULL!!!!! THE ROADS ARE BACKED UP DUE TO EXCESS COOKERS. LOL
* A LARGE MOB IS FORMING NEAR THE POLICE WHO ARE BLOCKING THE ENTRANCE OF EPIC.
* SOMEHOW THE GATES HAVE BEEN RE OPENED AND MORE COOKERS CAN COME IN.
* [[File:Gatesclosedcunts.png|thumb|none|HUGE MOB OF IGNORANT COOKERS]]
* Unsure that the cookers will get enough sleep or sobriety for a 9am start
* Saturday 12th: A mass of cookers are down at parliament house currently. Police have assembled and have deployed LRAD in case they need to brown note the protestors, and have also provisioned vaccine impregnated pepper balls.
** Some stupid fucking Canadian cunt is talking right now via a pre-recorded speech. No one asked. Foreign interference much?
** HAHAHAHAH GROUPS OF COOKERS ARE LEAVING AFTER ALL TALK NO ACTION
** Streams are crashing, we presume the AFP have shut down cell towers and deployed stingrays xD
* After the failure of [[Operation Sovereign Storm]], the new sovereign nation of [[Cookertown_Declaration|Cookertown was declared]], with supporters emptying their pockets.
* Sunday 13th:
** [https://twitter.com/CelerySorbet/status/1492488561933062150 Deep undercover leftist intel] has revealed that a small group of cookers (FREEMASON???? ILLUMINATI?!@#!!@#) are planned to lock everyone in at EPIC Camp to prevent it being vacated, this sounds like [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonestown JONESTOWN].
** The camp has been vacated. Only a few stragglers remain. The camp is dead. Big success lol

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====January====
* Sov-shit group "Velvet Revolution" (way to appropriate, fuckwits), assembled squads of people to LARP as "common-law sherrifs" and serve arrest warrants for members of the Australian government. This of course failed, because the government doesn't operate under maritime law, and cookers are bat shit insane.

==Cooker hall of fame==
 
<table style="border: 1px solid #fc3;margin: 4px 10%;border-collapse: collapse;background-color: #f8f9fa;box-sizing: border-box;"><tr><td class="mbox-image" style="border: none;padding: 2px 0 2px 0.9em;text-align: center;">
[[File:40px-Ambox_warning_yellow.svg.png]]</td><td class="mbox-text" style="text-align: left;border: none;padding: 0.25em 0.9em;width: 100%;">WARNING LONG TERM COOKER EXPOSURE is known to the State of California to cause long term health effects!</td></tr></table>
 
<gallery>
File:ROMEO.png|thumb|[[Romeo Georges|Loose Unit Romeo Georges]]|link=Romeo Georges
File:GABE.png|thumb|[[Gabe|Gabe the Eggman, Doctor Robotnik's lovechild]]|link=Gabe
File:GURU.jpg|thumb|[[David_%27Kanga_Guru%27_Graham|David "Kanga Guru" Graham]]|link=David_%27Kanga_Guru%27_Graham
File:BOSI.png|thumb|[[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi AKA Il Douche / Budget Colonel Gaddafi / Saddam Insane]]|link=Riccardo Bosi
File:TAMI.png|thumb|[[Tami Jane|Tami Jane AKA Shit Hat]]|link=Tami Jane
File:IRONBARK.png|thumb|[[James Greer|Go fund yourself]]|link=James Greer
File:Joel.png|thumb|[[Joel Gilmour|Joel Gilmour AKA Dude Where's my car?]]|link=Joel Gilmour
File:AdmiralHood.jpg|thumb|[[Graham Hood|Admiral Hood / Porn Addict]]|link=Graham Hood
File:JANAYA.jpg|thumb|[[Janaya Markwell|Rollerskate Girl]]|link=Janaya Markwell
File:Peter.jpg|thumb|[[Peter Little|Peter Little (not the actual, REAL lawyer)]]|link=Peter Little
File:Monica.jpg|thumb|[[Monica Shit|Monica Smit / Grift Queen]]|link=Monica Shit
File:HarrisonGraphicProfile.png|thumb|[[Harrison McLean|Harrison McLean / Cheerleader]]|link=Harrison McLean
File:Burge.PNG|thumb|[[Anthony Burge|Anthony Burge / Meth-Head]]|link=Anthony Burge
File:pixelbeard.jpg|thumb|[[Tony|Tony Pixelbeard]]|link=Tony
</gallery>

==Motorised Assets (Technicals and other)==

<gallery>
File:Cookerforce-1-front.PNG|thumb|[[Cookerforce_1|Cookerforce 1]]|link=Cookerforce_1
File:Zeus.PNG|thumb|[[Zeus|ImpoundForce-1]]|link=Zeus
File:battlebarina.png|thumb|[[Battle-barina|Tactical Assault Barina]]|link=Battle-barina
File:carpark.jpg|thumb|Joel's car
</gallery>

==Conventional, Advanced and Psychological Weapons==
<gallery>
File:Classified-information.png|[[Hotplate-1|Directed Energy Weapons]]|link=Hotplate-1
</gallery>

==Cooker warfare==
===Incursions===
* [[Operation Sovereign Storm]] - A war against every sane person in Canberra.
* [[Battle of Cookerpedia]] - Attempted defacement of a beloved public institution
===Civil wars===
* [[Battle of EPIC]] - A power struggle between top-level cookers [[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi]] and [[Graham Hood|Hoody]].

==New world order==
Unlawful alterations to the Constitution Of The Australian Commonwealth Act,
Fearmongering, Brainwashing, Constant Shutdowns of State Borders, Shutdowns of
Businesses leaving every man and woman not knowing where their family’s next meal
will come from or how they will pay their mortgage or business loans.
Forcing Mandatory Vaccinations, Forcing Mandatory Vaccine Passports, Forcing
NO JAB - NO JOB and causing a magnitude of Panic, Stress, Anxiety, Depression and
Suicides. Banning of family visits within Nursing Homes, Vaccinating our children
without parental consent which has caused these breaches of the peace; just to name a
few.
Arrest all Politicians, Judges and State Governors.
* To Restore our Constitution Of The Australian Commonwealth Act.
* To Remove the Private Corporate Government Sitting Members from our
Parliaments and Council Chambers.
* To Reinstate a New Government for the Commonwealth Of Australia
under our Constitution Of The Australian Commonwealth Act of
Independent Candidates ONLY by way of ONE PERSON, ONE VOTE
ONLY for ONE Independent Candidate as it states in our Constitution of
the Australian Commonwealth Act 1900 UK
Section 76. “Each Elector Shall Vote ONLY ONCE!
[[File:New 911.gif|thumb|They knew!!! ABSOLUTE TYRANNY]]
[[File:Takeover banner.gif|thumb|governemnt police state! THIS IS HAPPENING Australia.,..,]]
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2022-02-19T11:27:09Z

A Crappy Pirate: cooltext

== Summary ==
cooltext

Major Ken Behrans

2022-02-19T10:27:59Z

A Crappy Pirate: moved from category "cookers" to category "anticooker"

[[Category:AntiCooker]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = File:Majken.jpg
| age = CLASSIFIED
| gender = CLASSIFIED
| location = Canberra
| occupation = Barina Special Operations
| height = perfect
| weight = perfect
| affiliations = Canberra, OnlyFans, Instagram, men's hearts everywhere
| aliases = Major Ken, Queen Ken Behrans

Ken Behrens

A Hero of Canberra

| instagram = idk
| facebook = idk
| telegram = idk
| website = https://onlyfans.com/lil_miss_fox
}}

'''Major Ken Behrans''' is a special-operator in canberra, they commanded the '''Barina Special Operations''' vehicle known as the [[Battle-barina]] in the [[Canberra Siege]].

== Notable Actions ==

During the [[Dunny Kirk Evacuation]], '''Major Ken Behrans''' was deployed in the [[Battle-Barina]] in a action of area denial, force multiplication and strategically-applied road rage. The Barina battle wagon suffered minor damage in the altercation, however due to its rugged construction it was easily buffed out with a bit of spit and polish. The ultimate result of this altercation, was a severely bruised ego of two [[:Category:Cookers|cookers]] and the disablement of a [[cooker]] battle mobile.

Upon being identified as the perpetrator, Queen Ken Behrans proudly declared "Hi yep ME!" and informed her audience that the police did not press charges and the cookers would have to pay all damages - as they rightfully SHOULD. She was threatened by the cookers attacks both on her city and her Barina.

<youtube>-OW6uNh-zPg</youtube>

== Only fans ==
[[File:TITZ.png|300px|thumb|left| noice tits ]]
https://onlyfans.com/lil_miss_fox for research purposes ONLY

Rumour has it that [https://cookerpedia.org/wiki/Graham_Hood Hoody] is highly affiliated with Ms Ken Behrans, however this may not be an affiliation but simply the result of Hoody being a porn addict that is subscribed to thousands of only fans.

== Queen of Canberra ==

The citizens of Canberra have unanimously decided to declare her to be their queen. Despite vicious attacks from hate-filled cookers, the people of Canberra continue to rally around their queen and are subscribing to her only fans in record numbers.

Major Ken Behrans

2022-02-19T10:27:21Z

A Crappy Pirate: moved from category "cookers" to category "anticookers"

[[Category:AntiCookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = File:Majken.jpg
| age = CLASSIFIED
| gender = CLASSIFIED
| location = Canberra
| occupation = Barina Special Operations
| height = perfect
| weight = perfect
| affiliations = Canberra, OnlyFans, Instagram, men's hearts everywhere
| aliases = Major Ken, Queen Ken Behrans

Ken Behrens

A Hero of Canberra

| instagram = idk
| facebook = idk
| telegram = idk
| website = https://onlyfans.com/lil_miss_fox
}}

'''Major Ken Behrans''' is a special-operator in canberra, they commanded the '''Barina Special Operations''' vehicle known as the [[Battle-barina]] in the [[Canberra Siege]].

== Notable Actions ==

During the [[Dunny Kirk Evacuation]], '''Major Ken Behrans''' was deployed in the [[Battle-Barina]] in a action of area denial, force multiplication and strategically-applied road rage. The Barina battle wagon suffered minor damage in the altercation, however due to its rugged construction it was easily buffed out with a bit of spit and polish. The ultimate result of this altercation, was a severely bruised ego of two [[:Category:Cookers|cookers]] and the disablement of a [[cooker]] battle mobile.

Upon being identified as the perpetrator, Queen Ken Behrans proudly declared "Hi yep ME!" and informed her audience that the police did not press charges and the cookers would have to pay all damages - as they rightfully SHOULD. She was threatened by the cookers attacks both on her city and her Barina.

<youtube>-OW6uNh-zPg</youtube>

== Only fans ==
[[File:TITZ.png|300px|thumb|left| noice tits ]]
https://onlyfans.com/lil_miss_fox for research purposes ONLY

Rumour has it that [https://cookerpedia.org/wiki/Graham_Hood Hoody] is highly affiliated with Ms Ken Behrans, however this may not be an affiliation but simply the result of Hoody being a porn addict that is subscribed to thousands of only fans.

== Queen of Canberra ==

The citizens of Canberra have unanimously decided to declare her to be their queen. Despite vicious attacks from hate-filled cookers, the people of Canberra continue to rally around their queen and are subscribing to her only fans in record numbers.

Major Ken Behrans

2022-02-17T11:27:09Z

A Crappy Pirate: added video

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = File:Majken.jpg
| age = CLASSIFIED
| gender = CLASSIFIED
| location = Canberra
| occupation = Barina Special Operations
| height = perfect
| weight = perfect
| affiliations = Canberra, OnlyFans, Instagram, men's hearts everywhere
| aliases = Major Ken, Queen Ken Behrans

Ken Behrens

A Hero of Canberra

| instagram = idk
| facebook = idk
| telegram = idk
| website = https://onlyfans.com/lil_miss_fox
}}

'''Major Ken Behrans''' is a special-operator in canberra, they commanded the '''Barina Special Operations''' vehicle known as the [[Battle-barina]] in the [[Canberra Siege]].

== Notable Actions ==

During the [[Dunny Kirk Evacuation]], '''Major Ken Behrans''' was deployed in the [[Battle-Barina]] in a action of area denial, force multiplication and strategically-applied road rage. The Barina battle wagon suffered minor damage in the altercation, however due to its rugged construction it was easily buffed out with a bit of spit and polish. The ultimate result of this altercation, was a severely bruised ego of two [[:Category:Cookers|cookers]] and the disablement of a [[cooker]] battle mobile.

Upon being identified as the perpetrator, Queen Ken Behrans proudly declared "Hi yep ME!" and informed her audience that the police did not press charges and the cookers would have to pay all damages - as they rightfully SHOULD. She was threatened by the cookers attacks both on her city and her Barina.

<youtube>-OW6uNh-zPg</youtube>

== Only fans ==
[[File:TITZ.png|300px|thumb|left| noice tits ]]
https://onlyfans.com/lil_miss_fox for research purposes ONLY

Rumour has it that [https://cookerpedia.org/wiki/Graham_Hood Hoody] is highly affiliated with Ms Ken Behrans, however this may not be an affiliation but simply the result of Hoody being a porn addict that is subscribed to thousands of only fans.

== Queen of Canberra ==

The citizens of Canberra have unanimously decided to declare her to be their queen. Despite vicious attacks from hate-filled cookers, the people of Canberra continue to rally around their queen and are subscribing to her only fans in record numbers.

Battle-barina

2022-02-17T11:25:51Z

A Crappy Pirate: third video added

[[Category:Ken Behrans]]
{{Vehicle
| Type = Holden Captiva 5-Door Auto
| Place of Origin = Canberra-region
| In Service = Unknown - 'present'
| Used By = UN worldbank-funded Freemason-aligned deep state sleeper cell Followers of [[Major_Ken_Behrans | Maj Ken Behrans]]
| Wars = [[Canberra Siege]]
| Mass = 280kg soaking wet
34 tonnes in attitude
| length = 4m
| width = 1.73m (approx)
| Crew = 1 disgruntled local
| Armor = none
| Main Armament = driver
| Engine = 2.2L straight 4 16v DOHC VVT Turbo diesel
| Drivetrain = 4WD
| Transmission = yes
| Suspension = yes
| Ground clearance = VW Passat.
| Fuel capacity = 50litres
| Operational range = 10m run up
| Maximum speed = 30km/h

}}
==First Use==

Having spent a large part of February 2022 developing the Battle Barina in secret, the explosive deployment of this UN worldbank-funded Freemason-aligned deep state sleeper cell unit to the battlefield (on receipt of the activation phrase "we shall overcome" in multipart non-harmony by the protestors) commenced on 13 Feb.

==History==
Followers of the great Geurilla Fighter, [[Major_Ken_Behrans | Major Ken Behrans]], their battle cry of "You Fucking Bogan Slut", coupled with their near suicidal disregard for life and limb, caught the entire cooker army off balance.

==Battlefield impact==
Finding their weaponised outrage no match for the Battle Barina tactics, the cookers were left with no option but to retreat from the battlefield in disarray.

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==Allegations of Flase Flag Activies==

independent fact checkin media units have documented the existence of a vehicle of similar appearance within the Bosi affiliated sections of the Camp Epic Staging area, raising concerns this was a false flag operation intended to sway the opinions of the local populace

[[file:Battlebarina-falseflag.png|600px]]

Talk:Conspiracies:Elder Protocols of Zion

2022-02-17T10:19:31Z

A Crappy Pirate: Created page with "this page was created by mistake and a proper one ins in place now. could this one please be deleted. thanks."

this page was created by mistake and a proper one ins in place now. could this one please be deleted. thanks.

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2022-02-17T10:18:35Z

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2022-02-17T10:18:25Z

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2022-02-17T10:17:35Z

A Crappy Pirate:

the conspiracies_elder protocols page was created by mistake and a proper page is in place. could that one please be deleted? cheers

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2022-02-17T10:16:18Z

A Crappy Pirate:

this page was created by mistake and a proper page is in place. could this one please be deleted? cheers

Feemasons

2022-02-15T03:50:10Z

A Crappy Pirate: added category:conspiracies tag

{{Construction}}

[[Category:Conspiracies]][[File:constructions.gif|thumbnail|250px|right|The Feemasons were the first (alleged) society to put a vaccine syringe in a 'No' circle over a pyramid stylised with the 'XXX' of pornography, Inside a donation bucket]]

The '''Feemasons''' or '''Fee, my sons''' (when said with a full set of front teeth), or '''My son's are accepted for a fee''' are a society of get-well, motivational speakers, reiki practitioners and grifters founded in the 21st century. Their initial purpose was to share ways in which they can take full advantage of all government based systems, grants and welfare payments while decrying them as being part of the 'socialist new world masonic order'.

The Feemasons do more than just grift, they are also known as ''Keepers of camping grounds'' and ''over staying ones welcome''...

Delays in Feemason work is often caused by not understanding court dates, not understanding sitting dates of parliament, protesting outside of empty buildings and wondering why no one comes out to meet them, hangovers, rave parties and not planning places to stay...

Their daily workload usually consists of waking up, complaining at meetings, day drinking, trying to decide what they are going to do, arguing about what they are going to do, day drinking, eating, posting on social media before rounding off with a country and western rave.
Throughout its checkers history the Feemason society has changed entirely and is now a font for donation stealing, money laundering and political candidacy and coopting legitimate issues of the people to score points for their benefactors.

A very common myth about the Feemasons is that they actually stand for anything worth whole...

== Notable Lodges ==

'''Ex-Eroticus Profundus''' Also known as the Ex-Porn lodge, made up of recovering sex-addicts and porn addicts. Which is ironic as their lodge symbol includes a very lewd depiction with a less than censoring bar across it.

'''Grifticus Totalis''' also know as the Grifting lodge. Unfortunatly this lodge has now been excommunicated from the greater Feemason society due to donation theft.

== Notable Members ==

Camp EPIC

2022-02-14T10:39:38Z

A Crappy Pirate: /* History */ aftermath section and eviction videos

{{Camp EPIC
| image = [File:478182b6b9c708b4034560eee65123abc05d0fd0.jpg]
| location = Canberra, ACT
| founded = February 2022
| population = 5 Billion (50,000 MCGs)
| Leader/s = Contested
}}

'''Camp EPIC''', also known as '''Camp Cooker''', '''EPIC''', '''Cookerchella''' or '''Centrelink Summer Camp''', was established in early February 2022 to house antivax refugees from all over Australia. Outside of its current occupation, Exhibition Park in Canberra’s camping facilities are set on 70 hectares of unique country surroundings only 8 minutes north of the city centre and offer full amenities including:
* showers, toilets and laundry
* Powered and un-powered sites with access to water
* Quiet location
* Pet friendly
* Public transport services
* Farmers market every Saturday morning
* Large drive through grass sites for caravans and motor-homes
* Grey water and black water dump points

Exhibition Park in Canberra is home to many local and national events all year round including exhibitions, fairs and festivals.

==History==

===Early Occupation===
EPIC was picked as the Cooker Chosen Land due to it's close proximity to Parliament House, Canberra's SBS Studio and the Lifeline Book Fair. In the early days of occupation, plans for the cookers to move into EPIC were almost foiled by a traffic controller with suspected links to the Illuminati and NWO blocking off the turning lane. It was later discovered that this was part of scheduled roadworks (ordered by the Illuminati NWO Agenda 21).

The EPIC greeting party is comprised of six bogans, a girl on roller skates and a pig. All of whom clap and cheer as cars enter the settlement.

===Attempted coup d'état===
* The occupation of Camp EPIC was necessitated following a failed coup attempt led by Melbourne based Antivaxx Influencer [[Harrison McLean| Harrison "Dumb Cunt" McLean]].

* Prior to the occupation of Camp Epic, the cookers established a makeshift camp on the lawns of the Pattrick White Terrace [citation needed], adjacent to the National Library of Australia. The Dumb Cunt was an ambitious asshole. After taking over the movement's virtual infrastructure on telegram, zello and online posters, the Dumb Cunt made his moved to oust the sovcit leadership at the camp. The attempted coup was discovered and foiled by the sovcits. the Dumb Cunt and his crew were ousted from the Pattrick White Terrace camp in the evening of 3 February 2022.

* The Dumb Cunt retreated and established a secondary camp in Camp EPIC. Following the retreat, the Dumb Cunt retaliated against the sovcits by reporting to the police that the [[James Greer|Sovcit leader]] was carrying an unlicensed gun in his mobile home. This led to the police to launch an assault on the Patrick White camp and the arrest of the sovcit leader in the morning of 4 February 2022.

* After the eviction from the Patrick White Terrace by the Police forces, the sovcits had nowhere to go and drove around the ACT seeking refuge. The normies refused to take them in, while the Dumb Cunt closed the boom gates to Camp EPIC. Following the threat of another invasion by the Police Force, the Dumb Cunt finally conceded and opened the gates for the sovcits to join them at Camp EPIC.

* The Sovcits established command and control of Camp EPIC thanks to the size of its convoy and the $180,000 GFM account (which was later returned to sender). the Dumb Cunt fled Camp EPIC back to Victoria, fearing for his life. Unproven reports have indicated that the Dumb Cunt had slipped back into Camp EPIC in the evening of 11 February 2022 via an unmarked vehicle. Members of public are advised to be on a lookout for a dumb cunt looking person wearing an ugly pair of sunnies and holding a giant flagpole.

===Battle of EPIC===
''Main article: [[Battle of EPIC]]''

The '''Battle of EPIC''', also known as the '''Cooker Offensive''', is an ongoing conflict in the battlefields of EPIC Campground in Canberra, Australia; between [[Graham Hood|Admiral 'Captain Hoody' Hood]] , and [[Riccardo Bosi|General Riccardo 'Il Douche' Bosi]]. The struggle is primarily centered on whether Camp EPIC should execute politicians, or baptise them.

===Exodus from EPIC===
Hungover and tuckered out from their [[Operation Sovereign Storm|antics]] the previous day, and threatened with eviction by the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illuminati World Bank], the Cookers began a mass exodus from EPIC on 13 February 2022.

Some intrepid Cookers, likely high on meth or something sourced from local supplier [[David Graham|Dave 'Guru']], decided it would prudent if they [https://twitter.com/CelerySorbet/status/1492484396263571458?t=jx8xTeHSA_X_anLdW9qNtw&s=19 '''blockaded the EPIC gates'''] and not let anyone leave. So proud were they of their plan, they threatened anyone listening in with physical violence.

General (ret) [[Riccardo Bosi|Riccardo Bosilini]] attempted to lead the exodus to a new campsite at the promised land of Caloola, but a UN roadblock was already waiting for them.

[[File:UnitedNations.jpeg|200px|thumb|Eviction notice from the World Bank.|none]][[File:EPICBlocker.PNG|200px|thumb|This [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychopathy strapping young lad] certainly didn't enjoy his super secret meeting being filmed and threatened the cameraman with physical violence. His estimated height is 5'4" and allegedly, we stress only '''allegedly''', has a micropenis.|none]]

===Aftermath===

After being evicted and attempting to bullshit their way into Caloola Farm multiple times only to be drustrated by police roadblocks, cookers attempted to settle at other campgrounds like Commonwealth Park and Cotter Campgrounds.

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==System of Government==
At time of writing, the current leader/s of EPIC are unclear, as they change on a daily basis. Whoever holds the microphone during their nightly meeting is able to command the residents, or read bad poetry. The nightly meeting has been affectionately referred to as 'Open Mic Night'. However, it is mandatory for the speaker to claim to not be the leader, despite clearly telling people what to do. [[Graham_Hood|Captain Dementia]] popularised this during his time leading the cookers, but most of the Hall of Fame have employed this as well.

===Camp rules===
[[File:CampCookerRules.jpeg|200px|left|thumb|Official rules of Cookerchella.]]
Due to the absolutely unhinged nature of a [[Cooker|Cooker]], the camp was forced to make some rules around basic human decency:

{{Quote |
* Due to reports of 'theifts', keep your cars and tents locked at all times. If you don't have tent locks come ask for a free one at the kitchen and DO NOT leave babies or pets 'ungarded' in your locked tent or car!
* Do your poops in the designated toilets ONLY as its getting out of hand.
* Guys 'wholfwhistles' are not cool, nor is continually hitting on the yoga chicks. They didn't come here just for your male gaze.
* The pink eye outbreak is 'worsen' today and it is spreading fast. Please if your eyes are dripping gross stuff, come see the medical tent because we have got herb ointments to fix. '''Remember, do not touch your eyes after you have pooped'''.
* Please wear thong or shoes that is waterproof in the showers as we are getting lots of reports of fungus foot.
* '''Failure to 'adhear' to these rules will mean that you might get [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaccination 'enjected'] from the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sty freedom camp].'''
|''Camp rules'' 
}}

==Crime==
EPIC is rife with crime with reports of syringes being found in public toilets, stolen trailers and exposed rib cages being frequent.

Although not illegal, it is thought that many unvaxxed sperms were deposited into the pure blood freedom fighters using traditional methods on a nightly basis. Thus ensuring the legacy of these idiots will continue, at least for another generation.

Due to their sense of entitlement and general lawlessness, the Cookers [https://www.canberratimes.com.au/story/7617787/canberrans-donate-to-lifeline-after-bookfair-cancelled-but-still-huge-shortfall/?cs=14264 forced the local Lifeline book fair, gladly celebrating its 50th anniversary, to have to close].

== Dog cage Glory Holes==

It is unsure when they resorted too base methods to fund this ongoing conflict. Some sources indicate fairly early on in their occupation of EPIC citing 'in the epic economy $20 dollars is literally a million dollars'. First out break of CRD's (convoy related diseases) were spotted easily on journalist faces.

Camp EPIC

2022-02-13T20:50:28Z

A Crappy Pirate: Reverted edits by Riccardo469 (talk) to last revision by Mobileinfantry100

{{Camp EPIC
| image = [File:478182b6b9c708b4034560eee65123abc05d0fd0.jpg]
| location = Canberra, ACT
| founded = February 2022
| population = 5 Billion (50,000 MCGs)
| Leader/s = Contested
}}

'''Camp EPIC''', also known as '''Camp Cooker''', '''EPIC''', '''Cookerchella''' or '''Centrelink Summer Camp''', was established in early February 2022 to house antivax refugees from all over Australia. Outside of its current occupation, Exhibition Park in Canberra’s camping facilities are set on 70 hectares of unique country surroundings only 8 minutes north of the city centre and offer:

Full amenities including:
* showers, toilets and laundry
* Powered and un-powered sites with access to water
* Quiet location
* Pet friendly
* Public transport services
* Farmers market every Saturday morning
* Large drive through grass sites for caravans and motor-homes
* Grey water and black water dump points

Exhibition Park in Canberra is home to many local and national events all year round including exhibitions, fairs and festivals.

==History==

===Early Occupation===
EPIC was picked as the Cooker Chosen Land due to it's close proximity to Parliament House, Canberra's SBS Studio and the Lifeline Book Fair. In the early days of occupation, plans for the cookers to move into EPIC were almost foiled by a traffic controller with suspected links to the Illuminati and NWO blocking off the turning lane. It was later discovered that this was part of scheduled roadworks (ordered by the Illuminati NWO Agenda 21).

The EPIC greeting party is comprised of six bogans, a girl on roller skates and a pig. All of whom clap and cheer as cars enter the settlement.

===Attempted coup d'état===
* The occupation of Camp EPIC was necessitated following a failed coup attempt led by Melbourne based Antivaxx Influencer [[Harrison McLean| Harrison "Dumb Cunt" McLean]].

* Prior to the occupation of Camp Epic, the cookers established a makeshift camp on the lawns of the Pattrick White Terrace [citation needed], adjacent to the National Library of Australia. The Dumb Cunt was an ambitious asshole. After taking over the movement's virtual infrastructure on telegram, zello and online posters, the Dumb Cunt made his moved to oust the sovcit leadership at the camp. The attempted coup was discovered and foiled by the sovcits. the Dumb Cunt and his crew were ousted from the Pattrick White Terrace camp in the evening of 3 February 2022.

* The Dumb Cunt retreated and established a secondary camp in Camp EPIC. Following the retreat, the Dumb Cunt retaliated against the sovcits by reporting to the police that the [[James Greer|Sovcit leader]] was carrying an unlicensed gun in his mobile home. This led to the police to launch an assault on the Patrick White camp and the arrest of the sovcit leader in the morning of 4 February 2022.

* After the eviction from the Patrick White Terrace by the Police forces, the sovcits had nowhere to go and drove around the ACT seeking refuge. The normies refused to take them in, while the Dumb Cunt closed the boom gates to Camp EPIC. Following the threat of another invasion by the Police Force, the Dumb Cunt finally conceded and opened the gates for the sovcits to join them at Camp EPIC.

* The Sovcits established command and control of Camp EPIC thanks to the size of its convoy and the $180,000 GFM account (which was later returned to sender). the Dumb Cunt fled Camp EPIC back to Victoria, fearing for his life. Unproven reports have indicated that the Dumb Cunt had slipped back into Camp EPIC in the evening of 11 February 2022 via an unmarked vehicle. Members of public are advised to be on a lookout for a dumb cunt looking person wearing an ugly pair of sunnies and holding a giant flagpole.

===Battle of EPIC===
''Main article: [[Battle of EPIC]]''

The '''Battle of EPIC''', also known as the '''Cooker Offensive''', is an ongoing conflict in the battlefields of EPIC Campground in Canberra, Australia; between [[Graham Hood|Admiral 'Captain Hoody' Hood]] , and [[Riccardo Bosi|General Riccardo 'Il Douche' Bosi]]. The struggle is primarily centered on whether Camp EPIC should execute politicians, or baptise them.

===Exodus from EPIC===
Hungover and tuckered out from their [[Operation Sovereign Storm|antics]] the previous day, and threatened with eviction by the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illuminati World Bank], the Cookers began a mass exodus from EPIC on 13 February 2022.

Some intrepid Cookers, likely high on meth or something sourced from local supplier [[David Graham|Dave 'Guru']], decided it would prudent if they [https://twitter.com/CelerySorbet/status/1492484396263571458?t=jx8xTeHSA_X_anLdW9qNtw&s=19 '''blockaded the EPIC gates'''] and not let anyone leave. So proud were they of their plan, they threatened anyone listening in with physical violence.

General (ret) [[Riccardo Bosi|Riccardo Bosilini]] attempted to lead the exodus to a new campsite at the promised land of Caloola, but a UN roadblock was already waiting for them.

[[File:UnitedNations.jpeg|200px|thumb|Eviction notice from the World Bank.|none]][[File:EPICBlocker.PNG|200px|thumb|This [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychopathy strapping young lad] certainly didn't enjoy his super secret meeting being filmed and threatened the cameraman with physical violence. His estimated height is 5'4" and allegedly, we stress only '''allegedly''', has a micropenis.|none]]

==System of Government==
At time of writing, the current leader/s of EPIC are unclear, as they change on a daily basis. Whoever holds the microphone during their nightly meeting is able to command the residents, or read bad poetry. The nightly meeting has been affectionately referred to as 'Open Mic Night'. However, it is mandatory for the speaker to claim to not be the leader, despite clearly telling people what to do. [[Graham_Hood|Captain Dementia]] popularised this during his time leading the cookers, but most of the Hall of Fame have employed this as well.

===Camp rules===
[[File:CampCookerRules.jpeg|200px|left|thumb|Official rules of Cookerchella.]]
Due to the absolutely unhinged nature of a [[Cooker|Cooker]], the camp was forced to make some rules around basic human decency:

{{Quote |
* Due to reports of 'theifts', keep your cars and tents locked at all times. If you don't have tent locks come ask for a free one at the kitchen and DO NOT leave babies or pets 'ungarded' in your locked tent or car!
* Do your poops in the designated toilets ONLY as its getting out of hand.
* Guys 'wholfwhistles' are not cool, nor is continually hitting on the yoga chicks. They didn't come here just for your male gaze.
* The pink eye outbreak is 'worsen' today and it is spreading fast. Please if your eyes are dripping gross stuff, come see the medical tent because have got herb ointments to fix. '''Remember, do not touch your eyes after you have pooped'''.
* Please wear thongs or shoes that is waterproof in the showers as we are getting lots of reports of fungus foot.
* '''Failure to 'adhear' to these rules will mean that you might [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaccination 'enjected'] from the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sty freedom camp].'''
|''Camp rules'' 
}}

==Crime==
EPIC is rife with crime with reports of syringes being found in public toilets, stolen trailers and exposed rib cages being frequent.

Although not illegal, it is thought that many unvaxxed sperms were deposited into the pure blood freedom fighters using traditional methods on a nightly basis. Thus ensuring the legacy of these idiots will continue, at least for another generation.

Due to their sense of entitlement and general lawlessness, the Cookers [https://www.canberratimes.com.au/story/7617787/canberrans-donate-to-lifeline-after-bookfair-cancelled-but-still-huge-shortfall/?cs=14264 forced the local Lifeline book fair, gladly celebrating its 50th anniversary, to have to close].

== Dog cage Glory Holes==

It is unsure when they resorted too base methods to fund this ongoing conflict. Some sources indicate fairly early on in their occupation of EPIC citing 'in the epic economy $20 dollars is literally a million dollars'. First out break of CRD's (convoy related diseases) were spotted easily on journalist faces.

Captain CumLip

2022-02-13T20:40:07Z

A Crappy Pirate: snake's anus

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:Capture.PNG]]
| age = around 25
| gender = Male Conforming
| location = Sydney, Australia
| occupation = poor little rich boi
| height = morally lower than a snake's anus
| weight = Around a cooktillion
| affiliations = Streamer
| aliases = Cumlip, camera fiddler
| instagram = idk
| facebook = https://www.facebook.com/Chriscoveries
| telegram = idk
}}

== Notable Achievements ==

- Begging free squirts from AFP

- "Putting a hand on another mans Lense"

- [https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9942505/Coronavirus-Australia-Anti-vaxxer-claims-journalist-travel-regional-NSW.html too boring to even get arrested]

- open to a wide variety of combat, except for intellectual combat because he is not equipped for that.

- has spent WAAAAAAY too much time out in the sun and freely admits to being a redneck.

- chickened out of EPIC several hours before eviction because he's a coward who resembles either a rat leaving a sinking ship or an intestinal worm leaving a piece of faeces.

- thinks loserpalooza was the same as woodstock despite there being no confrontation between hippies and bikies that results on several deaths and the abrupt cancellation of the event.

- thinks he's a fascist despite lacking a spine compared to [[Avi Yemini]] who requires a block of wood if he wants to bash a woman.

- enjoys filming teenage girls without consent and then bullying their mothers until they cry.

- got born to uber-rich parents who can afford to spend several months in Dubai, the world's most expensive city to live in.

- claims to be able to speak spanish.

- has lived on every continent and apparently knows more about every home town on the planet than people who live in those places.

Captain CumLip

2022-02-13T20:39:14Z

A Crappy Pirate: changed occupation

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:Capture.PNG]]
| age = around 25
| gender = Male Conforming
| location = Sydney, Australia
| occupation = poor little rich boi
| height = around a cooktillion
| weight = Around a cooktillion
| affiliations = Streamer
| aliases = Cumlip, camera fiddler
| instagram = idk
| facebook = https://www.facebook.com/Chriscoveries
| telegram = idk
}}

== Notable Achievements ==

- Begging free squirts from AFP

- "Putting a hand on another mans Lense"

- [https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9942505/Coronavirus-Australia-Anti-vaxxer-claims-journalist-travel-regional-NSW.html too boring to even get arrested]

- open to a wide variety of combat, except for intellectual combat because he is not equipped for that.

- has spent WAAAAAAY too much time out in the sun and freely admits to being a redneck.

- chickened out of EPIC several hours before eviction because he's a coward who resembles either a rat leaving a sinking ship or an intestinal worm leaving a piece of faeces.

- thinks loserpalooza was the same as woodstock despite there being no confrontation between hippies and bikies that results on several deaths and the abrupt cancellation of the event.

- thinks he's a fascist despite lacking a spine compared to [[Avi Yemini]] who requires a block of wood if he wants to bash a woman.

- enjoys filming teenage girls without consent and then bullying their mothers until they cry.

- got born to uber-rich parents who can afford to spend several months in Dubai, the world's most expensive city to live in.

- claims to be able to speak spanish.

- has lived on every continent and apparently knows more about every home town on the planet than people who live in those places.

Captain CumLip

2022-02-13T20:37:27Z

A Crappy Pirate: added content based on discord conversation from early hours of monday 14 feb

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:Capture.PNG]]
| age = around 25
| gender = Male Conforming
| location = Sydney, Australia
| occupation = Asking for squirts
| height = around a cooktillion
| weight = Around a cooktillion
| affiliations = Streamer
| aliases = Cumlip, camera fiddler
| instagram = idk
| facebook = https://www.facebook.com/Chriscoveries
| telegram = idk
}}

== Notable Achievements ==

- Begging free squirts from AFP

- "Putting a hand on another mans Lense"

- [https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9942505/Coronavirus-Australia-Anti-vaxxer-claims-journalist-travel-regional-NSW.html too boring to even get arrested]

- open to a wide variety of combat, except for intellectual combat because he is not equipped for that.

- has spent WAAAAAAY too much time out in the sun and freely admits to being a redneck.

- chickened out of EPIC several hours before eviction because he's a coward who resembles either a rat leaving a sinking ship or an intestinal worm leaving a piece of faeces.

- thinks loserpalooza was the same as woodstock despite there being no confrontation between hippies and bikies that results on several deaths and the abrupt cancellation of the event.

- thinks he's a fascist despite lacking a spine compared to [[Avi Yemini]] who requires a block of wood if he wants to bash a woman.

- enjoys filming teenage girls without consent and then bullying their mothers until they cry.

- got born to uber-rich parents who can afford to spend several months in Dubai, the world's most expensive city to live in.

- claims to be able to speak spanish.

- has lived on every continent and apparently knows more about every home town on the planet than people who live in those places.

File:Rothmanchilds.png

2022-02-13T13:19:30Z

A Crappy Pirate:

Battle-barina

2022-02-13T11:38:48Z

A Crappy Pirate: added second video

[[Category:Ken Behrans]]
{{Vehicle
| Type = Holden Captiva 5-Door Auto
| Place of Origin = Canberra-region
| In Service = Unknown - 'present'
| Used By = UN worldbank-funded Freemason-aligned deep state sleeper cell Followers of [[Major_Ken_Behrans | Maj Ken Behrans]]
| Wars = [[Canberra Siege]]
| Mass = 280kg soaking wet
34 tonnes in attitude
| length = 4m
| width = 1.73m (approx)
| Crew = 1 disgruntled local
| Armor = none
| Main Armament = driver
| Engine = 2.2L straight 4 16v DOHC VVT Turbo diesel
| Drivetrain = 4WD
| Transmission = yes
| Suspension = yes
| Ground clearance = VW Passat.
| Fuel capacity = 50litres
| Operational range = 10m run up
| Maximum speed = 30km/h

}}
==First Use==

Having spent a large part of February 2022 developing the Battle Barina in secret, the explosive deployment of this UN worldbank-funded Freemason-aligned deep state sleeper cell unit to the battlefield (on receipt of the activation phrase "we shall overcome" in multipart non-harmony by the protestors) commenced on 13 Feb.

==History==
Followers of the great Geurilla Fighter, [[Major_Ken_Behrans | Major Ken Behrans]], their battle cry of "You Fucking Bogan Slut", coupled with their near suicidal disregard for life and limb, caught the entire cooker army off balance.

==Battlefield impact==
Finding their weaponised outrage no match for the Battle Barina tactics, the cookers were left with no option but to retreat from the battlefield in disarray.

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==Allegations of Flase Flag Activies==

independent fact checkin media units have documented the existence of a vehicle of similar appearance within the Bosi affiliated sections of the Camp Epic Staging area, raising concerns this was a false flag operation intended to sway the opinions of the local populace

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File:Shrimpii.jpg

2022-02-13T08:26:52Z

A Crappy Pirate: THE BELLY

== Summary ==
THE BELLY

Captain CumLip

2022-02-13T08:09:02Z

A Crappy Pirate: /* Notable Achievements */ added news story

Main Page

2022-02-12T23:37:19Z

A Crappy Pirate: /* Cooker hall of fame */ added tony pixelbeard

{{#description2:Cookerpedia documents the activities and individuals in Australia who are cookers. We track anti-semites, sovereign citizens, and far-right lunatics.}}
=== Welcome to Cookerpedia! ===
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Cookerpedia documents the activities and individuals in Australia who are [[Cooker|cookers]].
Cookers consist of people who believe a wide range of conspiracy theories, whether mainstream or fringe.
[[File:pentagramas.gif|thumb|THE SATANTIC CABAL OF GLOBALIST GOVERNENMT AKA THE AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION]]
[[File:Freemason illuminati wtc ani.gif|thumb|9/11 AKA CIA FLASE FLAG TO MAKE NEW WORLD ORDER! GLOBALIST Agenda!]]
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==Resources for finding cookers==
===On Cookerpedia===
[[:Category:Cookers|Our current database of Cookers]]
 
[[Main_Page#Cooker hall of fame|Cooker hall of fame]]
 
 
===IRL===
You can find cookers in your local park harassing innocent people for wearing masks, blocking up your roads with trucks, or in your local public toilet, bumping coke or shooting up ice.
Cookers also reside in the digital realm, in the echo chambers of Telegram, Zello, Facebook, ChristianMingle.com, Twitter, Gab, Rumble, and the list goes on.
This, of course, has caused their miasma to infect platforms where most sane people also reside.
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==Recent cooker events==
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===2022===
====February====
* Convoy to Canberra really heated up (the meth pipes). The convoy saw all flavors of cookers to come to Canberra, including sovereign citizens, anti-vaxxers, tin-foil hat wearers, and right-wing nut jobs. They protested the government for a variety of idiotic fucking reasons for example: vaccines, masks, pedophile cabal in the government, treason of the government because it's a corporation or some shit, chemtrails, globalism, global banking cabal, and so on and so fucking forth.
* On Friday 11th, around 5:30pm, a large influx of cookers from across the country arrived in Camp Cooked to prepare for protests scheduled for the weekend.
** ACT Police blocked off roads leading into the [[Camp EPIC|EPIC Campground]] to slow their entry.
** WILL THEY EVER REACH 5 MILLION PROTESTORS? WHO KNOWS?
** The density of unintelligence in the universe has been identified as the [[Camp EPIC|EPIC Campground]] at this very time.
* The Cookers have scheduled an early morning meeting for Saturday 12th at 9am, and to wake up early enough, would need to drink half the number of beers the night before.
** This is apparently named [[Operation Sovereign Storm]]
* THE CAMP IS FULL!!!!! THE ROADS ARE BACKED UP DUE TO EXCESS COOKERS. LOL
* A LARGE MOB IS FORMING NEAR THE POLICE WHO ARE BLOCKING THE ENTRANCE OF EPIC.
* SOMEHOW THE GATES HAVE BEEN RE OPENED AND MORE COOKERS CAN COME IN.
* [[File:Gatesclosedcunts.png|thumb|none|HUGE MOB OF IGNORANT COOKERS]]
* Unsure that the cookers will get enough sleep or sobriety for a 9am start
* Saturday 12th: A mass of cookers are down at parliament house currently. Police have assembled and have deployed LRAD in case they need to brown note the protestors, and have also provisioned vaccine impregnated pepper balls.
** Some stupid fucking Canadian cunt is talking right now via a pre-recorded speech. No one asked. Foreign interference much?
** HAHAHAHAH GROUPS OF COOKERS ARE LEAVING AFTER ALL TALK NO ACTION
** Streams are crashing, we presume the AFP have shut down cell towers and deployed stingrays xD
* After the failure of [[Operation Sovereign Storm]], the new sovereign nation of [[Cookertown_Declaration|Cookertown was declared]], with supporters emptying their pockets.
* Saturday 13th:
** [https://twitter.com/CelerySorbet/status/1492488561933062150 Deep undercover leftist intel] has revealed that a small group of cookers (FREEMASON???? ILLUMINATI?!@#!!@#) are planned to lock everyone in at EPIC Camp to prevent it being vacated, this sounds like [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonestown JONESTOWN].

====January====
* Sov-shit group "Velvet Revolution" (way to appropriate, fuckwits), assembled squads of people to LARP as "common-law sherrifs" and serve arrest warrants for members of the Australian government. This of course failed, because the government doesn't operate under maritime law, and cookers are bat shit insane.

==Cooker hall of fame==
 
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[[File:40px-Ambox_warning_yellow.svg.png]]</td><td class="mbox-text" style="text-align: left;border: none;padding: 0.25em 0.9em;width: 100%;">WARNING LONG TERM COOKER EXPOSURE is known to the State of California to cause long term health effects!</td></tr></table>
 
<gallery>
File:ROMEO.png|thumb|[[Romeo Georges|Loose Unit Romeo Georges]]|link=Romeo Georges
File:GURU.jpg|thumb|[[David_%27Kanga_Guru%27_Graham|David "Kanga Guru" Graham]]|link=David_%27Kanga_Guru%27_Graham
File:BOSI.png|thumb|[[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi AKA Il Douche / Budget Colonel Gaddafi / Saddam Insane]]|link=Riccardo Bosi
File:TAMI.png|thumb|[[Tami Jane|Tami Jane AKA Shit Hat]]|link=Tami Jane
File:IRONBARK.png|thumb|[[James Greer|Go fund yourself]]|link=James Greer
File:Joel.png|thumb|[[Joel Gilmour|Joel Gilmour AKA Dude Where's my car?]]|link=Joel Gilmour
File:AdmiralHood.jpg|thumb|[[Graham Hood|Admiral Hood / Porn Addict]]|link=Graham Hood
File:JANAYA.jpg|thumb|[[Janaya Markwell|Rollerskate Girl]]|link=Janaya Markwell
File:Peter.jpg|thumb|[[Peter Little|Peter Little (not the actual, REAL lawyer)]]|link=Peter Little
File:Monica.jpg|thumb|[[Monica Shit|Monica Smit / Grift Queen]]|link=Monica Shit
File:HarrisonGraphicProfile.png|thumb|[[Harrison McLean|Harrison McLean / Cheerleader]]|link=Harrison McLean
File:Burge.PNG|thumb|[[Anthony Burge|Anthony Burge / Meth-Head]]|link=Anthony Burge
File:pixelbeard.jpg|thumb|[[Tony|Tony Pixelbeard]]|link=Tony
</gallery>

==Motorised Assets (Technicals and other)==

<gallery>
File:Cookerforce-1-front.PNG|thumb|[[Cookerforce_1|Cookerforce 1]]|link=Cookerforce_1
File:Zeus.PNG|thumb|[[Zeus|ImpoundForce-1]]|link=Zeus
</gallery>

==Deep cover leftist assets (reformed cookers)==
<gallery>
File:GABE.png|thumb|[[Gabe|Gabe the Eggman, Doctor Robotnik's lovechild]]|link=Gabe
</gallery>

==Cooker warfare==
===Incursions===
* [[Operation Sovereign Storm]] - A war against every sane person in Canberra.
===Civil wars===
* [[Battle of EPIC]] - A power struggle between top-level cookers [[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi]] and [[Graham Hood|Hoody]].

==New world order==
Unlawful alterations to the Constitution Of The Australian Commonwealth Act,
Fearmongering, Brainwashing, Constant Shutdowns of State Borders, Shutdowns of
Businesses leaving every man and woman not knowing where their family’s next meal
will come from or how they will pay their mortgage or business loans.
Forcing Mandatory Vaccinations, Forcing Mandatory Vaccine Passports, Forcing
NO JAB - NO JOB and causing a magnitude of Panic, Stress, Anxiety, Depression and
Suicides. Banning of family visits within Nursing Homes, Vaccinating our children
without parental consent which has caused these breaches of the peace; just to name a
few.
Arrest all Politicians, Judges and State Governors.
* To Restore our Constitution Of The Australian Commonwealth Act.
* To Remove the Private Corporate Government Sitting Members from our
Parliaments and Council Chambers.
* To Reinstate a New Government for the Commonwealth Of Australia
under our Constitution Of The Australian Commonwealth Act of
Independent Candidates ONLY by way of ONE PERSON, ONE VOTE
ONLY for ONE Independent Candidate as it states in our Constitution of
the Australian Commonwealth Act 1900 UK
Section 76. “Each Elector Shall Vote ONLY ONCE!
[[File:New 911.gif|thumb|They knew!!! ABSOLUTE TYRANNY]]
[[File:Takeover banner.gif|thumb|governemnt police state! THIS IS HAPPENING Australia.,..,]]
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File:Pixelbeard.jpg

2022-02-12T23:21:06Z

A Crappy Pirate: Tony

== Summary ==
Tony

Tami Jane

2022-02-12T23:08:36Z

A Crappy Pirate: /* About Tami */

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:TAMI.png]]
| age = 32
| gender = Female Conforming
| location = Melbourne, Australia
| occupation = Anti-science "alternative medicine" grifter
| height = 5'1"
| weight = 70kg
| affiliations = unknown
| aliases = Shit Hat, Cold Sore
| instagram = idk
| facebook = https://www.facebook.com/Tamijaneheals
| telegram = idk
}}
Tami Jane, AKA Shit Hat, is a sov cit, crystal/magic enthusiast, cooker and former Real Estate agent from Melbourne, Australia.

== About Tami ==

Tami Likes to wear a really shit hat, and sports a variety of cold sores, in many different liveries, and for the hills at the first sign of the chance of getting arrested. She also claims to be moving to England, which will be interesting to see as she doesn't have any form of income.

== Beliefs ==
* Healing crystals
** Magic
* Tunnels under parliament
* Probably collecting dream catchers
* A coward always runs away and lives to run another day
* bad makeup effectively covers coldsores

Tami Jane

2022-02-12T23:08:04Z

A Crappy Pirate: line about cowardice

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:TAMI.png]]
| age = 32
| gender = Female Conforming
| location = Melbourne, Australia
| occupation = Anti-science "alternative medicine" grifter
| height = 5'1"
| weight = 70kg
| affiliations = unknown
| aliases = Shit Hat, Cold Sore
| instagram = idk
| facebook = https://www.facebook.com/Tamijaneheals
| telegram = idk
}}
Tami Jane, AKA Shit Hat, is a sov cit, crystal/magic enthusiast, cooker and former Real Estate agent from Melbourne, Australia.

== About Tami ==

Tami Likes to wear a really shit hat, and sports a variety of cold sores, in many different liveries. she also runs for the hills at the first sign of the chance of getting arrested. She also claims to be moving to England, which will be interesting to see as she doesn't have any form of income.

== Beliefs ==
* Healing crystals
** Magic
* Tunnels under parliament
* Probably collecting dream catchers
* A coward always runs away and lives to run another day
* bad makeup effectively covers coldsores

Operation Sovereign Storm

2022-02-12T22:28:32Z

A Crappy Pirate: cleanup

{{CookerWar
| name = Operation Sovereign Storm
| image = [[File:IMG 20220202 215709 465.jpg]]
| conflict = Canberra Siege
| date = February 2022 – ''present'' 
| place = Antivaxx Refugee Camp in Canberra, ACT, Australia
| result = Planned
| side1 = Cookers
| side2 = Normal Sane People
'''Alleged support:'''

Freemasons, ASIO, AFP, ACT Police
| commanders1 =
[[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi]]

[[David_%27Kanga_Guru%27_Graham |The Guru]]

[[Graham Hood|Admiral Hood]]

[[Phil 'Hendo' Henderson]]
| commanders2 = Normal Sane People
| forces1 = 5 million (Bosi estimate)
| forces2 = 25.69 million (Population of Sane People in Australia)
| casual1 = reality
| casual2 = ACT sewerage system
}}
[[File:obama-inauguration.jpg|300px|thumb|left|A million people at the inauguration of Barack Obama]]Operation Sovereign Storm was a planned incursion on Canberra, ACT, Australia on the 12th of February at 9am.
The name of the incursion was chosen by [[Riccardo Bosi]], echoing his military past.

[[File:loserpalooza.png|300px|thumb|left|Loserpalooza]]The Illuminati propaganda unit here at Cookerpedia decided to do an estimate of the crowd because they were sick of cookers claim that there were a million people there. Anyone who knows Canberra knows that the lawns outside APH are not going to hold fucking 1 million people, but anyway.

[[File:maparea1.jpg|300px|thumb|left|Area of loserpalooza]]The attached images show Obama's 1 million for his 2009 inauguration compared with the numbers for Loserpalooza yesterday. They've also kindly used google maps to get an estimate for the area of the national mall and the usable area of federation mall.

[[File:maparea2.png|300px|thumb|left|Another estimate of area]]A couple of notes: They've included the garden area in federation mall because the cookers were definitely overflowing slightly beyond the grassy mall area itself. They're also not sure how much of Washington mall was captured in that photo, so have tried to be conservative.

TL;DR Based on Obama's 1 million number and comparative analysis of the area size of the Washington mall and the grassy area of federation mall, the Illuminati's propaganda unit estimate the cooker protest yesterday to be ~12,500-14,000.

Operation Sovereign Storm

2022-02-12T22:25:29Z

A Crappy Pirate: added estimate of crowd size and associated images

{{CookerWar
| name = Operation Sovereign Storm
| image = [[File:IMG 20220202 215709 465.jpg]]
| conflict = Canberra Siege
| date = February 2022 – ''present'' 
| place = Antivaxx Refugee Camp in Canberra, ACT, Australia
| result = Planned
| side1 = Cookers
| side2 = Normal Sane People
'''Alleged support:'''

Freemasons, ASIO, AFP, ACT Police
| commanders1 =
[[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi]]

[[David_%27Kanga_Guru%27_Graham |The Guru]]

[[Graham Hood|Admiral Hood]]

[[Phil 'Hendo' Henderson]]
| commanders2 = Normal Sane People
| forces1 = 5 million (Bosi estimate)
| forces2 = 25.69 million (Population of Sane People in Australia)
| casual1 = reality
| casual2 = ACT sewerage system
}}
[[File:obama-inauguration.jpg|300px|thumb|left|A million people at the inauguration of Barack Obama]]Operation Sovereign Storm is a planned incursion on Canberra, ACT, Australia on the 12th of February at 9am.
The name of the incursion was chosen by [[Riccardo Bosi]], echoing his military past.

[[File:loserpalooza.png|300px|thumb|left|Loserpalooza]]The Illuminati, propaganda unit at Cookerpedia decided to do an estimate of the crowd because they were sick of cookers claim that there were a million people there. Anyone who knows canberra knows that the lawns outside APH are not going to hold fucking 1 million people, but anyway.

[[File:maparea1.jpg|300px|thumb|left|Area of loserpalooza]]The attached images show Obama's 1 million for his 2009 inauguration compared with the numbers for Loserpalooza yesterday. I've also used google maps to get an estimate for the area of the national mall and the usable area of federation mall.

[[File:maparea2.png|300px|thumb|left|Another estimate of area]]A couple of notes: I've included the garden area in federation mall because the cookers were definitely overflowing slightly beyond the grassy mall area itself. I'm also not sure how much of washington mall was captured in that photo, so i've tried to be conservative.

TL;DR Based on Obama's 1 million number and comparative analysis of the area size of the washington mall and the grassy area of federation mall, I estimate the cooker protest yesterday to be ~12,500-14,000.

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2022-02-12T22:10:09Z

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2022-02-12T22:09:51Z

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