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James Greer

2022-02-12T11:24:54Z

AuntiePauline: Replaced content with "You antifa loons are great at removing yourselves. Stalin would be amazed at what useful idiots you are. Disposing of yourselves. Hilarious. Keep jabbing. 😁😁😁"

You antifa loons are great at removing yourselves. Stalin would be amazed at what useful idiots you are. Disposing of yourselves.

Hilarious.

Keep jabbing. 😁😁😁

Harrison McLean

2022-02-12T11:23:15Z

AuntiePauline: Replaced content with "The only satire here is watching you LWNJs jab yourself. No safety data. How's the clot shot going to be after your fifth jab? Gunna feel good?"

The only satire here is watching you LWNJs jab yourself. No safety data. How's the clot shot going to be after your fifth jab? Gunna feel good?

Talk:Main Page

2022-02-12T11:20:22Z

AuntiePauline: /* Cooked */ new section

Can we please add that this page is for satire in the footer, just in case one of the gronks don't get upset by their new-found fame?
* No, if they're too retarded to work it out then they can cope.

== Cooked ==

You cunnys are cooked.
Keep on jabbing.

Hearing about a lot of people falling ill in Melbourne, some of my friends saying it feels like the flu, others saying it was pretty serious and they were out for a week & having slow recoveries.

Interesting that this is happening after everyone went and got “vaccinated”, and not before. It’s also the middle of summer so it’s an unusual time for a respiratory virus to be spreading. Not really sure what to make of this.

It’s possible that the “vaccines” caused some people’s bodies to react and spread some new, mutated version of a virus.

It’s also possible influenza is just out and about, wreaking havoc on a peasantry which spent the last 12-18 months staying indoors, not exercising, sanitising their hands 20 times a day and doing everything else necessary to cripple their own immune function.

We’ll just have to wait and see what happens I suppose.

Tami Jane

2022-02-12T11:16:04Z

AuntiePauline:

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| age = 23
| gender = Barren Female
| location = Brisbane, Australia
| occupation = Anti-science "alternative medicine" grifter
| height = 5'1"
| weight = 89kg
| affiliations = unknown
| aliases = Shit Hat, Cold Sore
| instagram = idk
| facebook = https://m.facebook.com/annastaciamp
| telegram = idk
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Annastacia Palaszczuk, AKA PallaChook, is a rich bitch, crystal/magic enthusiast, cooker and bludger from Inner Brisbane, Australia.

== About Chook ==

Chook to wear a really shit hat, and sports a variety of cold sores, in many different liveries. She only got the job because of daddy. Never worked a day in her life.

== Beliefs ==
* Healing potions
** Magic
* Tunnels under parliament
* Probably collecting dream catchers

Category:Cookers

2022-02-12T11:02:58Z

AuntiePauline:

https://www.forbes.com/sites/alisondurkee/2022/01/17/4th-vaccine-shot-likely-not-good-enough-to-protect-against-omicron-israeli-researcher-says/?sh=771dc9972861

The science indicates a marked increase in both COVID-19 related cases and death due directly to a vaccine deployment that was originally sold to the public as the “key to gain back our freedoms.”

https://www.researchgate.net/publication/356248984_Worldwide_Bayesian_Causal_Impact_Analysis_of_Vaccine_Administration_on_Deaths_and_Cases_Associated_with_COVID-19_A_BigData_Analysis_of_145_Countries

Keep jabbing yourself antifa. Remember how Stalin got rid of his useful idiots. We don't want you either.

Sepuku.