Cookerpedia - User contributions [en-gb]

Telegram Cookers

2022-11-07T07:17:00Z

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The Great Reset

2022-04-08T04:50:39Z

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Weather Modification

2022-04-08T04:50:11Z

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Christian 'Mack' Marchegiani

2022-04-08T04:47:47Z

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Autumn Baker

2022-04-08T04:47:19Z

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David Limbrick MP

2022-04-08T04:46:33Z

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Garry Juggamurra Simon

2022-04-08T04:46:11Z

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John Lartner

2022-04-08T04:45:34Z

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Marty Focker

2022-04-08T04:44:51Z

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Mikey from officeworks

2022-04-08T04:44:17Z

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Nick Patterson

2022-04-08T04:43:48Z

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Raphael Fernandez

2022-04-08T04:43:31Z

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Serene Tehaffa

2022-04-08T04:43:06Z

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Triccy Triddy

2022-04-08T04:42:35Z

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Zellanach Djabmara

2022-04-08T04:42:14Z

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Dr Catherine Cummings MP

2022-04-08T04:41:56Z

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Resuurrrch

2022-04-08T04:13:19Z

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{{quote|Resuurrrch
/rɪˈsəːtʃ,ˈriːsəːtʃ/

noun: resuurrrch; 
The complete lack of any actual investigation into or study of materials and sources in order to establish facts and reach new conclusions. 
Typically, the resuurrrcher might watch a minute or two of a right wing YouTube conspiracy theorist video that was shared into their Facebook/Telegram echo chamber.
"the group carries out resuurrrch in virology"

verb: resuurrrch; 
To not do any kind of actual investigation whatsoever.
"she has spent the last five years resuurrrching mRNA vaccines"
}}
See also: [[Bitchute]]

Bitchute

2022-04-08T04:06:52Z

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{{quote|Bitchute
/ʃbiCHʃ,SHo͞otˈʃ/

Noun: Bitchute; 
Video sharing site where content creators who have been banned from all other platforms due to repeated breaches of terms of service upload and distribute amateur videos. 
"If YouTube and 4chan had a love-child and that child turned out to be a delusional paranoid schizophrenic, their name would be Bitchute"
}}
Closely associated with the conjugative verb form of [[Resuurrrch]]: 
The activity of resuurrrching performed by cookers is primarily conducted on Bitchute. Indeed it is the only citation source referenced by cookers on the rare occasion their conspiracy claims are based on anything more substantial than a telegram spam repost.

{|style="border-style: solid; border-width: 20px"
| "Dismiss anything else, Bitchute will continue to be your single source of truth for all things covid-19 and pandemic related. Unless you hear it on Bitchute, it is not the truth"
 - Globalist shill Jacinta Ardern |}

Bitchute

2022-04-08T04:04:30Z

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{{quote|Bitchute
/ʃbiCHʃ,SHo͞otˈʃ/

Noun: Bitchute; 
Video sharing site where content creators who have been banned from all other platforms due to repeated breaches of terms of service upload and distribute amateur videos. 
"If YouTube and 4chan had a love-child and that child turned out to be a delusional paranoid schizophrenic, their name would be Bitchute"
}}
Closely associated with the conjugative verb form of [[Resuurrrch]]: 
The activity of resuurrrching performed by cookers is primarily conducted on Bitchute. Indeed it is the only citation source referenced by cookers on the rare occasion their conspiracy claims are based on anything more substantial than a telegram spam repost.

<q>"Dismiss anything else, Bitchute will continue to be your single source of truth for all things covid-19 and pandemic related. Unless you hear it on Bitchute, it is not the truth"
- Globalist shill Jacinta Ardern</q>

Bitchute

2022-04-08T03:17:24Z

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Maria Zeee

2022-04-08T03:14:10Z

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| occupation = Faux "Independent Media" *cough*Journalist*chokes*
| location = Sydney, Victoria
| height = how high is a disembodied set of shoulders & head?
| weight = whatever the above weighs
| affiliations = PR Agency for [[Simon Boikov|Aussie Cossack]]
| aliases = Maria Zaric
| instagram = idk
| twitter = idk
| facebook = idk
| telegram = http://t.me/zeeemedia
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A Poor Man's Conspiracy Cooker Version of Peta Credlin, with less political nous and journalism talent

== About Maria Zeee ==
Maria Zaric, aka Maria Zeee, is yet another s̶e̶r̶i̶a̶l̶ ̶l̶a̶r̶p̶e̶r̶ citizen "journalist" spawned out of the Sydney freedom movement during the pandemic. Having being fired from her job as a client manager at a recruitment agency for refusing to be vaccinated, Maria decided she would now become a "journalist" and started alt-right PR Agency Zeee Media where she consistently positions herself as an expert commentator on topics and in fields which she has absolutely zero credentials, qualifications nor knowledge of, such as immunology, microbiology, global monetary markets and currently the geopolitical history of the former Soviet Union.

Intelligence solicited by Cookerpedia researchers revealed that in pioneer clinical trials at Monash Hospital in the late 80's [[Joel Gilmour]] was the first baby successfuly cloned from one of Maria's eyebrows. It is not known whether the two clinical subjects are aware of their genetic relationship**

== Early Covid-Denialist Career ==
Having achieved some early success and notoriety shopping herself out as a guest commentator to other freedom cooker livestreamers desperate for anyone to come on their "shows" and stream their improvised acting, ad libbing all kinds of creative imagined conspiracist fantasies about the inner workings of various state and federal government public health departments, Maria's lucky break came when one of her first videos under the Zeee brand went viral. In the live video, Maria explosively claimed that a 27-year old victim of Covid that had been announced in one of the previous daily covid-porn death counts by then-Premier Gladys Berejiklian did NOT in fact die of covid, but had instead passed away from complications due to an existing heart condition. Despite this being picked up by the mainstream media and actual real journalists with proper journalism degrees fact-checking with the hospital, NSWHealth and the family - and the victim's family subsequently issuing a plea to respect their privacy and stop spreading these false claims, Maria continued to profligate this story and take advantage of her new-found reach and fame to attract more renowned and infinitely more cooked international guests onto her channel.

== Hot Takes & Defamation Action ==
[[File:Mariasadumbcunt.jpg]]

==Double Agent Allegations==

== Faux Philosophist Fantasies & Beliefs ==
Like many other self-absorbed narcissist freedom cookers who believe they have some kind of unique insight into the human condition and the tyranny of D̶a̶n̶, M̶a̶n̶, oppressive governments, Maria considers herself a deep thinker and modern-day philosopher, ruminating on topics of modern democracy, media influence, behavioural insights and human psychology. Following in the footsteps of early pioneer and merch grift kings [[Fanos Panayides]] with his "Media is the Virus"©️™️®️ and [[Raphael Fernandez|Raf Shungite Shylock Fernandez]] with "If you can't ask questions it's not Science"®️™️©️™️ Inspirational Freedom Quotes, Maria also came up with her own Zeee branded product line of quotes...and far more of them too just to prove she is the authoritive voice on all things alt-right anti-government anti-mainstream media conspiracy theorist crap-takes. All of which are emblazoned on a wide variety of apparel, tech accessories, cushions and assorted home decorator items available to purchase in her merch store on the Zeeemedia.[com]. website at obscenely marked-up griftworthy price points. Give your home and living spaces the Zeee makeover and you'll wake up to what's REALLY going on and start screaming "Liars!" at the 6pm news on your television screen in no time.
[[File:20220325 091314 0000.png|left|800px|She's no Slavoj Zizek]]

Weather Modification

2022-04-06T02:34:43Z

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Amanda Sheedy

2022-04-04T01:20:58Z

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2022-04-04T01:20:17Z

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2022-04-04T01:19:47Z

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Amanda Sheedy

2022-04-04T01:19:11Z

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Maria Zeee

2022-03-30T00:55:49Z

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| weight = whatever the above weighs
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| twitter = idk
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A Poor Man's Conspiracy Cooker Version of Peta Credlin, with less political nous and journalism talent

== About Maria Zeee ==
Maria Zaric, aka Maria Zeee, is yet another s̶e̶r̶i̶a̶l̶ ̶l̶a̶r̶p̶e̶r̶ citizen "journalist" spawned out of the Sydney freedom movement during the pandemic. Having being fired from her job as a client manager at a recruitment agency for refusing to be vaccinated, Maria decided she would now become a "journalist" and started alt-right PR Agency Zeee Media where she consistently positions herself as an expert commentator on topics and in fields which she has absolutely zero credentials, qualifications nor knowledge of, such as immunology, microbiology, global monetary markets and currently the geopolitical history of the former Soviet Union.

Intelligence solicited by Cookerpedia researchers revealed that in pioneer clinical trials at Monash Hospital in the late 80's [[Joel Gilmour]] was the first baby successfuly cloned from one of Maria's eyebrows. It is not known whether the two clinical subjects are aware of their genetic relationship**

== Early Covid-Denialist Career ==
Having achieved some early success and notoriety shopping herself out as a guest commentator to other freedom cooker livestreamers desperate for anyone to come on their "shows" and stream their improvised acting, ad libbing all kinds of creative imagined conspiracist fantasies about the inner workings of various state and federal government public health departments, Maria's lucky break came when one of her first videos under the Zeee brand went viral. In the live video, Maria explosively claimed that a 27-year old victim of Covid that had been announced in one of the previous daily covid-porn death counts by then-Premier Gladys Berejiklian did NOT in fact die of covid, but had instead passed away from complications due to an existing heart condition. Despite this being picked up by the mainstream media and actual real journalists with proper journalism degrees fact-checking with the hospital, NSWHealth and the family - and the victim's family subsequently issuing a plea to respect their privacy and stop spreading these false claims, Maria continued to profligate this story and take advantage of her new-found reach and fame to attract more renowned and infinitely more cooked international guests onto her channel.

== Hot Takes & Defamation Action ==
[[File:Mariasadumbcunt.jpg]]

==Double Agent Allegations==

== Faux Philosophist Fantasies & Beliefs ==
Like many other self-absorbed narcissist freedom cookers who believe they have some kind of unique insight into the human condition and the tyranny of D̶a̶n̶, M̶a̶n̶, oppressive governments, Maria considers herself a deep thinker and modern-day philosopher, ruminating on topics of modern democracy, media influence, behavioural insights and human psychology. Following in the footsteps of early pioneer and merch grift kings [[Fanos Panayides]] with his "Media is the Virus"©️™️®️ and [[Raphael Fernandez|Raf Shungite Shylock Fernandez]] with "If you can't ask questions it's not Science"®️™️©️™️ Inspirational Freedom Quotes, Maria also came up with her own Zeee branded product line of quotes...and far more of them too just to prove she is the authoritive voice on all things alt-right anti-government anti-mainstream media conspiracy theorist crap-takes. All of which are available in her merch store on the Zeeemedia.[com]. website at obscenely marked-up griftworthy price points.
[[File:20220325 091314 0000.png|left|800px|She's no Slavoj Zizek]]

Maria Zeee

2022-03-30T00:54:11Z

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| location = Sydney, Victoria
| height = how high is a disembodied set of shoulders & head?
| weight = whatever the above weighs
| affiliations = PR Agency for [[Simon Boikov|Aussie Cossack]]
| aliases = Maria Zaric
| instagram = idk
| twitter = idk
| facebook = idk
| telegram = http://t.me/zeeemedia
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A Poor Man's Conspiracy Cooker Version of Peta Credlin, with less political nous and journalism talent

== About Maria Zeee ==
Maria Zaric, aka Maria Zeee, is yet another s̶e̶r̶i̶a̶l̶ ̶l̶a̶r̶p̶e̶r̶ citizen "journalist" spawned out of the Sydney freedom movement during the pandemic. Having being fired from her job as a client manager at a recruitment agency for refusing to be vaccinated, Maria decided she would now become a "journalist" and started alt-right PR Agency Zeee Media where she consistently positions herself as an expert commentator on topics and in fields which she has absolutely zero credentials, qualifications nor knowledge of, such as immunology, microbiology, global monetary markets and currently the geopolitical history of the former Soviet Union.

Intelligence solicited by Cookerpedia researchers revealed that in the pioneer clinical trials at Monash Hospital in the late 80's [Joel Gilmour] was actually cloned from one of Maria's eyebrows. It is not known whether the two clinical subjects are aware of their genetic relationship**

== Early Covid-Denialist Career ==
Having achieved some early success and notoriety shopping herself out as a guest commentator to other freedom cooker livestreamers desperate for anyone to come on their "shows" and stream their improvised acting, ad libbing all kinds of creative imagined conspiracist fantasies about the inner workings of various state and federal government public health departments, Maria's lucky break came when one of her first videos under the Zeee brand went viral. In the live video, Maria explosively claimed that a 27-year old victim of Covid that had been announced in one of the previous daily covid-porn death counts by then-Premier Gladys Berejiklian did NOT in fact die of covid, but had instead passed away from complications due to an existing heart condition. Despite this being picked up by the mainstream media and actual real journalists with proper journalism degrees fact-checking with the hospital, NSWHealth and the family - and the victim's family subsequently issuing a plea to respect their privacy and stop spreading these false claims, Maria continued to profligate this story and take advantage of her new-found reach and fame to attract more renowned and infinitely more cooked international guests onto her channel.

== Hot Takes & Defamation Action ==
[[File:Mariasadumbcunt.jpg]]

==Double Agent Allegations==

== Faux Philosophist Fantasies & Beliefs ==
Like many other self-absorbed narcissist freedom cookers who believe they have some kind of unique insight into the human condition and the tyranny of D̶a̶n̶, M̶a̶n̶, oppressive governments, Maria considers herself a deep thinker and modern-day philosopher, ruminating on topics of modern democracy, media influence, behavioural insights and human psychology. Following in the footsteps of early pioneer and merch grift kings [[Fanos Panayides]] with his "Media is the Virus"©️™️®️ and [[Raphael Fernandez|Raf Shungite Shylock Fernandez]] with "If you can't ask questions it's not Science"®️™️©️™️ Inspirational Freedom Quotes, Maria also came up with her own Zeee branded product line of quotes...and far more of them too just to prove she is the authoritive voice on all things alt-right anti-government anti-mainstream media conspiracy theorist crap-takes. All of which are available in her merch store on the Zeeemedia.[com]. website at obscenely marked-up griftworthy price points.
[[File:20220325 091314 0000.png|left|800px|She's no Slavoj Zizek]]

File:Mariasadumbcunt.jpg

2022-03-30T00:42:25Z

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The Tradie's Protest

2022-03-29T19:02:17Z

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The Valley of Death

2022-03-29T18:51:03Z

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Mikey from officeworks

2022-03-29T18:46:41Z

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Serene Tehaffa

2022-03-29T18:37:42Z

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Nick Patterson

2022-03-29T18:35:02Z

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Serene Tehaffa

2022-03-29T18:31:03Z

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Flags

2022-03-29T18:26:26Z

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<Blockquote>Not to be confused with another cooker utensil of war the [[Upside down flag]]</Blockquote>
== Background Brief ==
The far-right love flags. They can't get enough of flags, and they believe that there is no occasion or location that would not benefit from a flag being obnoxiously marched around held aloft or maniacally waved in people's faces by some annoying patriotic cooker.
<youtube>cCLBRhA9HU4</youtube>
‎ 
== Tactical Applications ==
Blu-tacked to a wall as a DIY backdrop for a livestream, waved at a protest or worn as a cape whilst abusing some poor 17year old at an outer suburban Bunnings who asked to see your vax pass on a weekend, there is literally nothing that far-right cookers consider an inappropriate or just plain fashy function or use to put this humble screenprinted piece of fabric to.

== Offensive Attack & Payload Efficiency ==
The flag
 
[[File:Images (35).jpeg|left|460px|frame|It is a scientific fact that sitting or standing in front of a red ensign flag whilst recording an educational video or legal or political commentary will cause the audience to believe you are in fact a qualified lawyer or jurisprudence academic expert]]
‎ 
 
 

== Cooker Flag Design & Style Guide ==

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[[File:IMG 20220225 120041 512.jpg]]
[[File:IMG 20220225 115346 660.jpg|300px|Cookers don't put any restrictions or requirements for what characteristic size, shape or representational abstract a flag must adhere to]]
[[File:IMG 20220225 115757 388.jpg|310px|Politician or Elected Official Hate is a popular design theme on cooker flags]]
[[File:IMG 20220225 115340 662.jpg|300px|frame|The Proud Boys are a men's flag enthusiast club]]

== Cultural Adoption &/or Appropriation ==
The flag is ingrained into the consciousness of the true Aussie freedom patriotcooker.

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== Recent Controversy surrounding the revelation The Flag is a Double Agent ==
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== Key Flag Enthusiasts ==
[[Anthony Lev]]
[[Jacquie Dundee]]
[[David Graham]]
[[Riccardo Bosi]]

The Tradie's Protest

2022-03-29T18:23:58Z

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Christian 'Mack' Marchegiani

2022-03-29T18:20:11Z

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Doris Duriye Osman

2022-03-25T05:59:14Z

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==About Dee/Doris/Duriye==

==Beliefs==
<youtube>iL7Yps0F0mY</youtube>

==Criminal Charges==

<youtube>gRfG97Rc6oQ</youtube>

==Career Stint as a Financial Planner==
<youtube>r6-GlheNY0M</youtube>

Craig Cole

2022-03-25T05:52:38Z

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== About Craig ==
[[File:Craig-cole-whine-cheese-and-communism.mp3]]

==Early Career==
<youtube>W7iCOU99nAI</youtube>

== Political Aspirations ==

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Lyn Bennetts

2022-03-25T05:50:36Z

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==About Lynn==
Lynn Bennett's is one of the OG Sovshit Boomers
<youtube>Lwy0qtR5vJY</youtube>

Stolen Valour

2022-03-25T05:41:59Z

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Resuurrrch

2022-03-25T05:39:39Z

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Leila Melki

2022-03-25T05:38:31Z

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David Graham

2022-03-25T05:34:24Z

Batwoman: /* About Kanga Dave */

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{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:Kanga.jpg]]
| age = Looks like hes at least 50, in reality is likely to only be about 35 or so
| gender = Hobbit
| occupation = Concretor, but one suspects the sacks of concrete sand are almost bigger than he is
| location = Wollongong, New South Wales
| height = Gnarly and gnome-like in stature
| weight = how fat can you be when you exist off tinnies, winnie blues and shard?
| affiliations = Hawkesbury River Houseboat Owners Co-operative, Hobbiton
| aliases = Kanga Guru
| instagram = https://www.instagram.com/bravestdave/
| twitter = http://www.twitter.com/
| facebook = https://www.facebook.com/gurudownunder/
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100070112163873
| telegram = idk
}}
Sovshit with Severe Substance-Abuse Sleep Dep

{{Quote
|“Tomorrow night... do you reckon I could have like a double dose? Cause I'm havin' a real easy day before Parliament... So I'm just gonna relax tomorrow [incoherent muttering] Cool! Nah that was a nice trip right, a nice drop, I liked it.”
|David Graham|in conversation with his acid dealer 
}}

{{Quote
|"Now you're starting to get it.”
|David Graham|in the middle of his latest grift 
}}

== About Kanga Dave ==
David Graham AKA Kanga Guru is a notorious grifter and an angry little troll who crawled out of some back of Bourke hick town opium den after being lured out by the whiff of sweet sweet grift gofuckme funds by friend, fellow sovshit redneck and glass barbie enthusiast [[James Greer|Jimmy Greer]]. He is frequently seen beside his master, [[Riccardo Bosi|Riccardo Bosi]].

Guru is well known for live streaming a [https://twitter.com/CassidyRipRide/status/1491991636922241026?s=20 '''conversation with his meth dealer'''] at Cookerchella.
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===Whereabouts===

Guru was last seen [https://clips.twitch.tv/SolidEvilShrimpEleGiggle-QjCOzpFYy3YI8dLS soliciting donations from the camp to buy a 300 acre farm], before disappearing. This was totally legit, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lie trust him].

== Beliefs ==
Talking about the quality of your 'gear' with your dealer, whilst live streaming.

It is plausible that everything Guru said during loserpalooza was just part of an acid trip. He'll likely wake up in his boat in a few days and think this was all not real.

== Cooker Influencer Cred/Claim to Fames ==
None that our researchers have been able to uncover, which is puzzling given notoriously tough crowd of Freedom bravehearts have been remarkably accommodating of this newcomer commandeering megaphone rights and have been seen tolerating the incoherent racist delusional rantings of this crackhead.

Guru's most cooked moment was probably when he advocated for [https://twitter.com/LizardHumanoid/status/1490543322133590019 '''bombing Parliament House'''] in front of a roaring crowd.

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==Personal life==
The Guru lives on a boat and loves psychedelics - but not vaccines that are clearly experimental and dangerous.

[[File:GuruKek.png|thumb|500px|left|You can always trust Guru]]
===Always be grifting===
Guru lives by the mantra 'Always be grifting' (ABG), such as when he was soliciting donations from absolutely destitute people to buy a fantasy micronation.

==Double Agent Allegations==
No intelligence agency, police human asset case manager or just graduated journalism student in their first job at some obscure regional news company who are in full possession of their mental faculties would entertain the idea of engaging this offtap cooker as a source, the bloke is a deadset liability. Unless they happened to be a high-functioning methamphetamine addict that is, then using Kanga Kooker as a source would be a smart move. The bloke clearly gets the best shit in town

Anthony Lev

2022-03-25T05:31:54Z

Batwoman: /* Cooker Influencer Cred/Claim to Fames */

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| telegram = https://t.me/AnthonyLev
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Dont tread on meeeeeeeee. Tendency for tantrums when his security blanket fashy flag is taken away

== About Lev ==

== Beliefs ==

== Cooker Influencer Cred/Claim to Fames ==
<youtube>qjEzb1xn3gg</youtube>

==Criminal Charges==

== Personal Life ==
Lev's better, albeit quite a bit less than half (in stature only), is Freedom movement cooker, the dermally decorated digiwarfare doll Bethany Cherisse.

==Double Agent Allegations==

Luke Simpson

2022-03-25T05:30:13Z

Batwoman:

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Anthony Burge

2022-03-25T05:27:57Z

Batwoman:

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{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:Burge.PNG]]
| age = 30 something
| gender = Male Conforming
| location = Melbourne, Australia
| occupation = "Independent Media", AFIPN Correspondent, Meth user
| height = 5'5"
| weight = 60kg
| affiliations = AFIPN
| aliases = Meth-head, candyman, mommy’s boy
| instagram = idk
| facebook = https://www.facebook.com/anthony.burge.773
| telegram = idk
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'''Anthony Burge''', also known as '''Meth-head''', the '''Coward of Canberra''', or '''No-Balls Burge''', is a cooker from Melbourne.

== About Anthony ==
Anthony partakes in all the usual livestream-cooker activities, including but not limited to - vastly over-exaggerating protest numbers, calling out mainstream media, and complaining about his gimbal.

==Antics==
Anthony is known for apparently having Crohn's disease, for which he has needed multiple surgeries to alleviate symptoms and avoid complications such as sepsis. During a brief visit in a Melbourne hospital, Anthony streamed himself from his hospital bed post-surgery in which he complained about the hospital staff and speculated on whether or not he had been secretly jabbed whilst under anesthesia.

===Meth-Head===
Anthony's nickname comes from his often disheveled appearance, particularly so from his time camping out on the steps of Parliament House for several days in Melbourne as part of the "Occupy Parliament" movement.

He has been observed to get very aggravated whenever people mention his suspected meth habits in his livestream comments which he occasionally finds the energy to read.

On the topic of energy, Anthony Burge is known to be one of the laziest streamers within the AFIPN, rarely streaming for more than an hour at a time before needing to take a break - potentially to meet his meth dealer or empty his fabled colostomy bag.

===Early Activism Career & Action===
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===Candy man ===
"Candyman", Anthony's secondary nickname, was brought about after a run-in with prolific YARDer 'Tom Tanuki' in Melbourne by a CARF rally. Anthony spent upwards of an hour attempting to interview Tom and his gaggle of YARDers, asking them questions about the CARF movement, vaccines, and the pandemic as a whole. During this time, his questions were merely met with offers of candycanes, of which he ate a couple, and filled his pockets with the rest. To this day, Anthony still gets messages in his livestreams asking about candycanes which are often responded to with exasperated sighs and nose exhales.

===Mommy’s boy===
On multiple occasions Burge has passed his mobile phone on to his mother whilst he "goes to the bathroom" in the middle of his Facebook livestreams. During these times his mother has both dropped his phone, and fallen over completely which resulted in breaking his gimbal under her almighty mass.

===AFIPN Suspension===
Anthony was at one time suspended from the AFIPN for a couple of days after an incident outside of Parliament House in Melbourne where he confronted a passerby with his son who appeared to be approximately 12 years of age. Burge called out the boy's father for abusing him by making him wear a mask. After a few words were exchanged the father and son duo continued on their walk whilst Anthony mumbled to himself - perhaps a scenario that was brought about by his crippling meth withdrawals.

===Tears at the supermarket===
After the conclusion of [[Operation Sovereign Storm]], Burge proceeded to wander the Canberra Centre shopping mall. He spent this time maskless, and wandering aimlessly attempting to provoke a response from shoppers and staff. After 30 minutes of streaming he was confronted by a shop assistant, and Burge turned off the stream to 'have a word with her'. Upon starting the stream again, Burge was found to be in tears and whinging about the 'abuse' he suffered at the hands of the shop assistant.

The following time was spent complaining about what had happened to his viewers, where it was made clear that while attempting to harass the worker, several other nearby employees 'screamed' at him that he 'can't talk to a girl that way'. He was then approached by some local shoppers who told him "We are sick of you cunts, fuck off". Disturbed and upset by this clearly unprovoked attack, Burge asked a nearby security guard for assistance, who proceeded to eject him from the Centre.

===Interesting facts===
* It is rumored that Anthony has a colostomy bag although this is unconfirmed.

* Enjoys perving at Billboards inside shopping centres.

* He also claims to have snorted cocaine off Monica Schmidt’s boney arse and reported a dreadful stench of faeces and urine when doing so.

Maria Zeee

2022-03-25T05:13:56Z

Batwoman: /* About Maria Zeee */

[[Category:Cookers]]
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| occupation = Faux "Independent Media" *cough*Journalist*chokes*
| location = Sydney, Victoria
| height = how high is a disembodied set of shoulders & head?
| weight = whatever the above weighs
| affiliations = PR Agency for [[Simon Boikov|Aussie Cossack]]
| aliases = Maria Zaric
| instagram = idk
| twitter = idk
| facebook = idk
| telegram = http://t.me/zeeemedia
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A Poor Man's Conspiracy Cooker Version of Peta Credlin, with less political nous and journalism talent

== About Maria Zeee ==
Maria Zaric, aka Maria Zeee, is yet another s̶e̶r̶i̶a̶l̶ ̶l̶a̶r̶p̶e̶r̶ citizen "journalist" spawned out of the Sydney freedom movement during the pandemic. Having being fired from her job as a client manager at a recruitment agency for refusing to be vaccinated, Maria decided she would now become a "journalist" and started alt-right PR Agency Zeee Media where she consistently positions herself as an expert commentator on topics and in fields which she has absolutely zero credentials, qualifications nor knowledge of, such as immunology, microbiology, global monetary markets and currently the geopolitical history of the former Soviet Union.

== Early Covid-Denialist Career ==
Having achieved some early success and notoriety shopping herself out as a guest commentator to other freedom cooker livestreamers desperate for anyone to come on their "shows" and stream their improvised acting, ad libbing all kinds of creative imagined conspiracist fantasies about the inner workings of various state and federal government public health departments, Maria's lucky break came when one of her first videos under the Zeee brand went viral. In the live video, Maria explosively claimed that a 27-year old victim of Covid that had been announced in one of the previous daily covid-porn death counts by then-Premier Gladys Berejiklian did NOT in fact die of covid, but had instead passed away from complications due to an existing heart condition. Despite this being picked up by the mainstream media and actual real journalists with proper journalism degrees fact-checking with the hospital, NSWHealth and the family - and the victim's family subsequently issuing a plea to respect their privacy and stop spreading these false claims, Maria continued to profligate this story and take advantage of her new-found reach and fame to attract more renowned and infinitely more cooked international guests onto her channel.

== Current Hot Takes & Possible Defamation Action ==

==Double Agent Allegations==

== Faux Philosophist Fantasies & Beliefs ==
Like many other self-absorbed narcissist freedom cookers who believe they have some kind of unique insight into the human condition and the tyranny of D̶a̶n̶, M̶a̶n̶, oppressive governments, Maria considers herself a deep thinker and modern-day philosopher, ruminating on topics of modern democracy, media influence, behavioural insights and human psychology. Following in the footsteps of early pioneer and merch grift kings [[Fanos Panayides]] with his "Media is the Virus"©️™️®️ and [[Raphael Fernandez|Raf Shungite Shylock Fernandez]] with "If you can't ask questions it's not Science"®️™️©️™️ Inspirational Freedom Quotes, Maria also came up with her own Zeee branded product line of quotes...and far more of them too just to prove she is the authoritive voice on all things alt-right anti-government anti-mainstream media conspiracy theorist crap-takes. All of which are available in her merch store on the Zeeemedia.[com]. website at obscenely marked-up griftworthy price points.
[[File:20220325 091314 0000.png|left|800px|She's no Slavoj Zizek]]

Maria Zeee

2022-03-25T05:10:02Z

Batwoman:

[[Category:Cookers]]
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| age = With the video filters off, 48
| gender = Female
| occupation = Faux "Independent Media" *cough*Journalist*chokes*
| location = Sydney, Victoria
| height = how high is a disembodied set of shoulders & head?
| weight = whatever the above weighs
| affiliations = PR Agency for [[Simon Boikov|Aussie Cossack]]
| aliases = Maria Zaric
| instagram = idk
| twitter = idk
| facebook = idk
| telegram = http://t.me/zeeemedia
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A Poor Man's Conspiracy Cooker Version of Peta Credlin, with less political nous and journalism talent

== About Maria Zeee ==
Maria Zaric, aka Maria Zeee, is yet another s̶e̶r̶i̶a̶l̶ ̶l̶a̶r̶p̶e̶r̶ citizen "journalist" spawned out of the Sydney freedom movement during the pandemic. Having being fired from her job as a client manager at a recruitment agency for refusing to be vaccinated, Maria decided she would now become a "journalist" and started alt-right PR Agency Zeee Media where she consistently positions herself as an expert commentator on topics and in fields she has absolutely no credentials, qualifications nor knowledge in such as immunology, microbiology, global monetary markets and the geopolitical history of the former Soviet Union.

== Early Covid-Denialist Career ==
Having achieved some early success and notoriety shopping herself out as a guest commentator to other freedom cooker livestreamers desperate for anyone to come on their "shows" and stream their improvised acting, ad libbing all kinds of creative imagined conspiracist fantasies about the inner workings of various state and federal government public health departments, Maria's lucky break came when one of her first videos under the Zeee brand went viral. In the live video, Maria explosively claimed that a 27-year old victim of Covid that had been announced in one of the previous daily covid-porn death counts by then-Premier Gladys Berejiklian did NOT in fact die of covid, but had instead passed away from complications due to an existing heart condition. Despite this being picked up by the mainstream media and actual real journalists with proper journalism degrees fact-checking with the hospital, NSWHealth and the family - and the victim's family subsequently issuing a plea to respect their privacy and stop spreading these false claims, Maria continued to profligate this story and take advantage of her new-found reach and fame to attract more renowned and infinitely more cooked international guests onto her channel.

== Current Hot Takes & Possible Defamation Action ==

==Double Agent Allegations==

== Faux Philosophist Fantasies & Beliefs ==
Like many other self-absorbed narcissist freedom cookers who believe they have some kind of unique insight into the human condition and the tyranny of D̶a̶n̶, M̶a̶n̶, oppressive governments, Maria considers herself a deep thinker and modern-day philosopher, ruminating on topics of modern democracy, media influence, behavioural insights and human psychology. Following in the footsteps of early pioneer and merch grift kings [[Fanos Panayides]] with his "Media is the Virus"©️™️®️ and [[Raphael Fernandez|Raf Shungite Shylock Fernandez]] with "If you can't ask questions it's not Science"®️™️©️™️ Inspirational Freedom Quotes, Maria also came up with her own Zeee branded product line of quotes...and far more of them too just to prove she is the authoritive voice on all things alt-right anti-government anti-mainstream media conspiracy theorist crap-takes. All of which are available in her merch store on the Zeeemedia.[com]. website at obscenely marked-up griftworthy price points.
[[File:20220325 091314 0000.png|left|800px|She's no Slavoj Zizek]]