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Danny Searle

2024-02-24T06:40:07Z

Eggman:

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:Dannyboy.jpg]]
| age = 92
| gender = Pleiadian
| location = Brisbane, Australia
| occupation = Crystal ball fondler
| height = 5'5"
| weight = 69kg
| affiliations = Twitch
| aliases = Fuckknuckle, Hot Stepper
| instagram = https://www.instagram.com/danny.searle.in.exile
| facebook = https://www.facebook.com/danny.searle.92
| telegram = https://t.me/dannysearle1
| website = https://dannysearle.com
}}

[[File:Chakras.png|thumb|left|Open your third eye, sheeple!]]

Danny Searle is a cooker, sov cit, and "spiritual pyschologist" from Brisbane, Australia.

==About Danny==

Danny claimed to have discovered psychic abilities at the age of 6, and had worked as a tarot reader and meditation instructor. He alleged to have gone through several out of body experiences that revealed to him "the intricacies of the spirit world".

Despite these resounding professional qualifications, he seemed unsure as to why normal people don't take him seriously.

==Cooker Activities==

Danny had written a couple of books, that at least 3 people appear to have bought on Amazon. His website claims that parts III, IV, and V of his thrilling "Truth Chronicles" series would be coming late 2016, 2017, and 2018 respectively, but it appears as if he got as bored with his own drivel as the rest of us and just gave up on writing altogether.

Danny had also been posting complete nonsense to YouTube for over a decade now, under the channel [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYkCk80JiaQfJaiYIdp9KTQ|"Path To Ascension"] this channel has largely been ignored by mostly everyone, garnering a very underwhelming 40k subscribers. Socialblade estimates put the income generated by this channel at somewhere in the range of $11-$176 per year.

In addition to all this, Danny was typically be found rambling about the NWO and communist government cabals on his Instagram live feeds.

Like many other cookers, despite calling everyone who opposes his viewpoints "communist", during 2022 and 2023 he had recently been seen jumping on various pro-Russian bandwagons in relation to the unprovoked invasion of Ukraine, and subsequently, regurgitating nonsense from extra cooked fucks like [[Simeon the Russian Operative Boikov]]

== Soundbites ==
{{Quote
| They're absolutely correct, I am a cooker![[File:I am a cooker.mp3]]
|Danny| Indeed you are.
}}

== Died Suddenly ==

it was reported that Danny had "Died Suddenly" in late Feb 2024. IG influencers are already postulating this was the result of Danny either having too many or not enough Covid-19 vaccinations.

Discussions are underway to include an entry in the Forest Of The Fallen as a tribute to his multi-year tele-psycho-uber_select [https://dannysearle.com|"super grift"]

Danny Searle

2024-02-24T06:39:51Z

Eggman:

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:Dannyboy.jpg]]
| age = 92
| gender = Pleiadian
| location = Brisbane, Australia
| occupation = Crystal ball fondler
| height = 5'5"
| weight = 69kg
| affiliations = Twitch
| aliases = Fuckknuckle, Hot Stepper
| instagram = https://www.instagram.com/danny.searle.in.exile
| facebook = https://www.facebook.com/danny.searle.92
| telegram = https://t.me/dannysearle1
| website = https://dannysearle.com
}}

[[File:Chakras.png|thumb|left|Open your third eye, sheeple!]]

Danny Searle is a cooker, sov cit, and "spiritual pyschologist" from Brisbane, Australia.

==About Danny==

Danny claimed to have discovered psychic abilities at the age of 6, and had worked as a tarot reader and meditation instructor. He alleged to have gone through several out of body experiences that revealed to him "the intricacies of the spirit world".

Despite these resounding professional qualifications, he seemed unsure as to why normal people don't take him seriously.

==Cooker Activities==

Danny had written a couple of books, that at least 3 people appear to have bought on Amazon. His website claims that parts III, IV, and V of his thrilling "Truth Chronicles" series would be coming late 2016, 2017, and 2018 respectively, but it appears as if he got as bored with his own drivel as the rest of us and just gave up on writing altogether.

Danny had also been posting complete nonsense to YouTube for over a decade now, under the channel [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYkCk80JiaQfJaiYIdp9KTQ|"Path To Ascension"] this channel has largely been ignored by mostly everyone, garnering a very underwhelming 40k subscribers. Socialblade estimates put the income generated by this channel at somewhere in the range of $11-$176 per year.

In addition to all this, Danny was typically be found rambling about the NWO and communist government cabals on his Instagram live feeds.

Like many other cookers, despite calling everyone who opposes his viewpoints "communist", during 2022 and 2023 he had recently been seen jumping on various pro-Russian bandwagons in relation to the unprovoked invasion of Ukraine, and subsequently, regurgitating nonsense from extra cooked fucks like [[Simeon the Russian Operative Boikov]]

== Soundbites ==
{{Quote
| They're absolutely correct, I am a cooker![[File:I am a cooker.mp3]]
|Danny| Indeed you are.
}}

== Died Suddenly ==

it was reported that Danny had "Died Suddenly" in late Feb 2023. IG influencers are already postulating this was the result of Danny either having too many or not enough Covid-19 vaccinations.

Discussions are underway to include an entry in the Forest Of The Fallen as a tribute to his multi-year tele-psycho-uber_select [https://dannysearle.com|"super grift"]

Graham Hood

2022-08-22T05:04:57Z

Eggman:

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:Maskedhoody.jpg]]
| age = 72
| gender = Pilot
| location = Sydney, Australia
| occupation = Admiral (ret)
| height = 5'4"
| weight = 55kg
| affiliations = Freemasons, Hillsong, OnlyFans.com, Blacked.com, Xvideos.com, YouPorn.com, Motherless.com, Xnxx.com, Pornhub.com, xHamster.com, RealSRV.com
| aliases = Hoody, the Admiral, DER COOMER, #Hoodwinked, Cooker Alf Stewart
| instagram = idk
| facebook = https://facebook.com/grahamhoodformerpilot
| telegram = https://t.me/grahamhood
}}
Admiral (ret) Graham Archibald Theodore Hood, also known as the Admiral, is a former self confessed porn addict and freelance author, from Sydney, Australia. He has been accused of being controlled opposition and threatened to quit the protests on several occasions. Despite these continued setbacks, he is the reluctant leader of [[Camp EPIC|Camp Cooker]] (despite staying in his own private accommodation). His archnemisis is noted insurrectionist General (ret) [[Riccardo Bosi|Riccardo Bosilini]].

Never far away from a mention of God, Hoody expressed his interest in baptising people in a speech to the motley crew at Camp Cooker.

Co-author of [https://tij.tv/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/The-Hidden-Battle-eBook.pdf The Hidden Battle: Breaking Free], a book about escaping from porn addiction and addiction to prostitutes.

{{Quote
|“My name is Graham [...] and my struggle is pornography.”
|Graham Hood|The Hidden Battle: Breaking Free 
}}
{{Quote
|“If there's anything else you wanna do, you do it. But don't follow me. I am not the Captain of anything. It would be like flying an airplane into a blind valley.”
|Admiral (ret) Hood|on the steps of the ACT Magistrates Court 
}}

== Personal Life ==
[[File:HoodyBeatsPornAndWife.jpg|thumb|left|300px|Hoody and his wife Michelle, in a rare moment when he's not watching porn]]
[[File:Pornaddict.png|thumb|left|300px|Hoody was so addicted to porn he didn't turn up to school and became a thief, page 5 of [https://tij.tv/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/The-Hidden-Battle-eBook.pdf The Hidden Battle: Breaking Free]]]

Michelle Hood saved Hoody from a crippling pornography addiction. Together, they help others to turn around their addiction. It is believed that the former pilot developed this addiction whilst a pilot for Qantas, which allowed him to travel around the world to find the most depraved and horrific pornography. Thanks to Michelle, he no longer watches pornography, but has been seen to leave multiple fire emojis (🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥) on posts by instagram thots, and leave lewd messages in their inboxes.

It's unknown what sort of sick and twisted porn Hoody was addicted to, but it must have been pretty bad for him to need to turn to jesus. We're not talking vanilla stuff like incest porn, we're talking deep and dark stuff. Hoody may be one of the original coomers.

Rumour has it that it was during a no-fap November that he realised the Government is all a zionist conspiracy and the vaccines are going to turn the frogs gay.

===Hobbies===
* Dancing with the devil

==Battle of EPIC==
Admiral Hood is currently involved in a [[Battle of EPIC|leadership struggle]] against his archnemesis and Camp Cooker Insurrectionist-in-Chief, [[Riccardo Bosi|Riccardo Bosilini]], and his sidekick 'the Guru'. Drone swarms, under the command of Admiral Hood, have allegedly conducted flyovers of Camp Cooker during Bosi's morning briefings, in order to gather intelligence. They have not been successful.

Unmarked vehicles, equipped with radiation weapons, have also been sighted near the front of Camp Cooker. It is not known whether they are acting under the orders of Admiral Hood.

==Double agent allegations==
Rumours have been heard throughout the EPIC camp that Hoody is in fact, a Hillsong plant, actively working for Scott Morrison to sow discord amongst the movement.

== Story Time with Hoody ==
Story time with Hoody is a frequent occurrence when Admiral Hood gets really fired up. He recounts stories he has read in various Peter FitzSimmons 'history' books about World War One and World War Two and unfortunately, due to his dementia, has mixed up details, events and even plot points between the two wars. Story Time with Hoody usually ends with a prayer to the ANZACS to watch over them, not realising that if any ANZAC was around to see this, he would clip Hoody over the ear and tell him to man up and get vaccinated.

It is widely suspected that story time is a symptom that either Hoody is suffering from dementia or an extreme case of coomerbrain, due to his relapse into hardcore porn addiction.

Eddie Von Moger

2022-08-07T13:18:16Z

Eggman:

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:Roidrage.png]]
| age = 30
| gender = More Meth than Man
| location = Victoria, Australia
| height = 5'1"
| weight = 69kg
| affiliations =
| aliases = Hulk Bogan, `Rangs Akimbo
| instagram = https://www.instagram.com/shredvonmoregainz/?hl=en
| facebook = https://www.facebook.com/edvonpanzer
| linkedin =
| telegram =
| tiktok =
| website =
}}

Eddie is an anti-vaxxer, cooker, and fond abuser of both Anabolic Steroids and Methamphetamines.

== About Eddie==

Eddie rose to fame on 05/08/2022, after a post in the Reddit sub, [https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/wgg6j4/you_broke_my_boomerang r/publicfreakout] was made, highlighting his roid/meth/antivaxx fueled rampage captured by an innocent motorist.

It seems that road rage is a family tradition, as [https://www.setforset.com/blogs/news/calum-von-moger-arrested his brother calum was arrested for an incident involving a machete earlier this year].

[[File:Tinyballs.jpg|thumb|left|Eddies shriveled, tiny balls after a lifetime of roid abuse]]

[[File:Pirate.jpg|thumb|left|Yarrrrrrr!]]

== The Incident ==
The trigger for this incident remains unknown, though Eddie can be heard screaming about vaccines at one point during his all out assault on the side view mirror/passenger side window of the targeted vehicle.

Thanks to Reddit user [https://www.reddit.com/user/yellowkleptic/ u/yellowkleptic] for the following transcription.
{{quote|Transcript
(Transcription - Australian)

Boomerang Guy (muffled): You jerk(?), that's a bit better. [Headbutts mirror. He suggests the driver's mirrors weren't aligned properly]

Boomerang Guy (muffled): [Hits car with boomerang. Boomerang snaps] You broke my fucking boomerang.

Driver: You catching this?

Passenger: Yeah.

Boomerang Guy (muffled): [Breaks mirror] There's your fucking body(?) damage. [Maybe relating to body damage of the car which was alluded to prior to video]

Passenger: That's fucked. (muffled) Child get out of the back(?) [Not sure about that one]

Boomerang Guy (during passenger comments): There's your fucking car(?). You piece of shit. You fucking piece of shit. FUCK. YOU. [Slaps window and glass breaks]

Passenger: Fucking idiot. What have you done that for?

Boomerage guy: You're(?) the idiots. Fucking idiots. You got the vaccine - didnt - both of you. You fucking both got the fucking vaccine and it's lost(?) your life.

Driver: Leave me alone.

[End scene]
}}

Eddie Von Moger

2022-08-05T11:32:41Z

Eggman: /* The incident */

[[Category:Cookers]]
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| age = 30
| gender = More Meth than Man
| location = Victoria, Australia
| height = 5'1"
| weight = 69kg
| affiliations =
| aliases = Hulk Bogan, `Rangs Akimbo
| instagram = https://www.instagram.com/shredvonmoregainz/?hl=en
| facebook = https://www.facebook.com/edvonpanzer
| linkedin =
| telegram =
| tiktok =
| website =
}}

Eddie is an anti-vaxxer, cooker, and fond abuser of both Anabolic Steroids and Methamphetamines.

== About Eddie==

Eddie rose to fame on 05/08/2022, after a post in the Reddit sub, [https://reddit.com/r/publicfreakout r/publicfreakout] was made, highlighting his roid/meth/antivaxx fueled rampage captured by an innocent motorist.

It seems that road rage is a family tradition, as [https://www.setforset.com/blogs/news/calum-von-moger-arrested his brother calum was arrested for an incident involving a machete earlier this year].

[[File:Tinyballs.jpg|thumb|left|Eddies shriveled, tiny balls after a lifetime of roid abuse]]

[[File:Pirate.jpg|thumb|left|Yarrrrrrr!]]

== The Incident ==
The trigger for this incident remains unknown, though Eddie can be heard screaming about vaccines at one point during his all out assault on the side view mirror/passenger side window of the targeted vehicle.

Thanks to Reddit user [https://www.reddit.com/user/yellowkleptic/ u/yellowkleptic] for the following transcription.
{{quote|Transcript
(Transcription - Australian)

Boomerang Guy (muffled): You jerk(?), that's a bit better. [Headbutts mirror. He suggests the driver's mirrors weren't aligned properly]

Boomerang Guy (muffled): [Hits car with boomerang. Boomerang snaps] You broke my fucking boomerang.

Driver: You catching this?

Passenger: Yeah.

Boomerang Guy (muffled): [Breaks mirror] There's your fucking body(?) damage. [Maybe relating to body damage of the car which was alluded to prior to video]

Passenger: That's fucked. (muffled) Child get out of the back(?) [Not sure about that one]

Boomerang Guy (during passenger comments): There's your fucking car(?). You piece of shit. You fucking piece of shit. FUCK. YOU. [Slaps window and glass breaks]

Passenger: Fucking idiot. What have you done that for?

Boomerage guy: You're(?) the idiots. Fucking idiots. You got the vaccine - didnt - both of you. You fucking both got the fucking vaccine and it's lost(?) your life.

Driver: Leave me alone.

[End scene]
}}

Eddie Von Moger

2022-08-05T11:28:09Z

Eggman: Created page with "Category:Cookers {{CookerInfoBox | image = File:Roidrage.png | age = 30 | gender = More Meth than Man | location = Victoria, Australia | height = 5'1" | weight = 69kg | affiliations = | aliases = Hulk Bogan, `Rangs Akimbo | instagram = https://www.instagram.com/shredvonmoregainz/?hl=en | facebook = https://www.facebook.com/edvonpanzer | linkedin = | telegram = | tiktok = | website = }} Eddie is an anti-vaxxer, cooker, and fond abuser..."

[[Category:Cookers]]
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| image = [[File:Roidrage.png]]
| age = 30
| gender = More Meth than Man
| location = Victoria, Australia
| height = 5'1"
| weight = 69kg
| affiliations =
| aliases = Hulk Bogan, `Rangs Akimbo
| instagram = https://www.instagram.com/shredvonmoregainz/?hl=en
| facebook = https://www.facebook.com/edvonpanzer
| linkedin =
| telegram =
| tiktok =
| website =
}}

Eddie is an anti-vaxxer, cooker, and fond abuser of both Anabolic Steroids and Methamphetamines.

== About Eddie==

Eddie rose to fame on 05/08/2022, after a post in the Reddit sub, [https://reddit.com/r/publicfreakout r/publicfreakout] was made, highlighting his roid/meth/antivaxx fueled rampage captured by an innocent motorist.

It seems that road rage is a family tradition, as [https://www.setforset.com/blogs/news/calum-von-moger-arrested his brother calum was arrested for an incident involving a machete earlier this year].

[[File:Tinyballs.jpg|thumb|left|Eddies shriveled, tiny balls after a lifetime of roid abuse]]

[[File:Pirate.jpg|thumb|left|Yarrrrrrr!]]

== The incident ==
The trigger for this incident remains unknown, though Eddie can be heard screaming about vaccines at one point during his all out assault on the side view mirror/passenger side window of the targeted vehicle.

Thanks to Reddit user [https://www.reddit.com/user/yellowkleptic/ u/yellowkleptic] for the following transcription.
{{quote|Transcript
(Transcription - Australian)

Boomerang Guy (muffled): You jerk(?), that's a bit better. [Headbutts mirror. He suggests the driver's mirrors weren't aligned properly]

Boomerang Guy (muffled): [Hits car with boomerang. Boomerang snaps] You broke my fucking boomerang.

Driver: You catching this?

Passenger: Yeah.

Boomerang Guy (muffled): [Breaks mirror] There's your fucking body(?) damage. [Maybe relating to body damage of the car which was alluded to prior to video]

Passenger: That's fucked. (muffled) Child get out of the back(?) [Not sure about that one]

Boomerang Guy (during passenger comments): There's your fucking car(?). You piece of shit. You fucking piece of shit. FUCK. YOU. [Slaps window and glass breaks]

Passenger: Fucking idiot. What have you done that for?

Boomerage guy: You're(?) the idiots. Fucking idiots. You got the vaccine - didnt - both of you. You fucking both got the fucking vaccine and it's lost(?) your life.

Driver: Leave me alone.

[End scene]
}}

File:Pirate.jpg

2022-08-05T11:13:46Z

Eggman:

File:Tinyballs.jpg

2022-08-05T11:13:33Z

Eggman:

File:Roidrage.png

2022-08-05T11:13:16Z

Eggman:

Avi Yemini

2022-06-24T11:22:33Z

Eggman: /* Criminal Charges */

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:Avi.jpg]]
| age = 36
| gender = Garden Gnome
| occupation = As above
| location = Melbourne, Victoria
| height = 4' 1"
| weight = The average garden gnome weighs around 307.63g
| affiliations = If its far right, he's there. Actually if its left he's there. Hell, if he can grift it or its for free, Avi says hell yeah its for me!
| aliases = Chopper
| instagram = https://www.instagram.com/ozraeliaviyemini
| twitter = https://twitter.com/OzraeliAvi
| facebook = https://www.facebook.com/salma.ove
| telegram = https://t.me/AviYeminiOfficial
}}

== About Avi ==
Avi Yemeni is a "reporter", "journalist", and a rabid pro Zionist/anti Islamist alt right figure.
A convicted wife beater, Avi is frequently mistaken for a hobbit, or garden gnome, due to his diminutive stature.

== Beliefs ==
Known for his extreme right-wing ideology and controversial comments, Avi is not quite a neo-Nazi, but he has not shied away from ingratiating himself to neo-Nazi and fascist gangs across Australia, including Nationalist Uprising and the United Patriots Front.

== Life and Times ==
He learnt how to wield a chopping block while stationed in Tel Aviv with the IDF. Upon his return to Australia, he opened a series of "IDF Gyms", in an attempt to spread the gospel of chopping block Krav Maga. The chopping block is of course, Avi's weapon of choice, with its most (in)famous deployment at his hands, being the time he cast it into the head of his ex-wife. [https://thebrag.com/avi-yemini-charged-assaulting-ex-wife/ What a classy guy.]

[[File:avilol1.jpg|thumb|left|How ironic.]]
[[File:avilol2.jpg|thumb|left|]]

== Journalist Larping ==
Avi was a regular contributor to the far-right, anti-muslim activist Tommy Robinson's “TR News” website and regularly produced social media content in support of the former leader of the English Defence League (EDL).

Avi revealed on Twitter that he would be taking on the role of spokesperson for Robinson, while he served prison time. He has visited Britain regularly to back Robinson, and in 2018 Avi caused outrage after he was seen draped in the Australian flag while addressing protestors on a London street.

“No matter what the left call us, I am the world’s proudest Jewish Nazi,” he told the cheering crowd. “Tommy is my brother, Tommy is my leader,” he shouted.

Avi's brand of "journalism" generally involves attempting to incite a reaction from people by way of "Guilt Activism", and entering areas he's not allowed into, while impotently shouting about his press pass. This tends to result in him getting spear tackled to the ground by police, and being routinely ignored by everyone in possession of more than 2 brain cells.

== Fashy BFF & Security Guard ==
Avi’s BFF and security guard is Daniel Jones, a member of a cringe neo-nazi metal band, member of the Lads Society and general all-round degenerate roid abuser.

Jones has been faithfully following Avi Yemini around for some time now, getting dressed up in his super hero security gear while Avi attempts to troll lefty protests. They are close friends, they are close political allies, they are routinely seen working together. Daniel Jones has been quoted as saying he "left politics behind" to follow Avi Yemini and bash protesters at the Invasion Day rallies because he hates black people and lefties equally.

Rumours circulated that Jones recently had his house raided and his weapons confiscated.
 
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==Criminal Charges==
[[File:Choppingboard.jpg|left|300px|Chopping Board Wife Basher]]In 2019, Avi faced court on domestic violence charges, and in July, was convicted of assaulting and harassing his ex-wife. The assault took place in March 2016, when he threw a knife and a chopping board at her head while she cooked dinner. It struck her on her forehead, leaving a deep contusion. He also sent harassing text messages to her between 2017 and 2018. Avi pled guilty to these charges, though he claimed that the chopping board hit her accidentally. (Don’t they all.)

[[File:Wp-1632725065986.jpg|left|500px|Avi Court]]Yemini plead guilty to a lesser charge of unlawful assault involving a “chopping board”, was convicted and fined a measly total of $3,600.
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== Personal Life ==
Avi Yemini's real name is Avrohom Sholom Waks. He previously ran a Krav Maga martial arts business (A business where he once planned to host One Nation’s Pauline Hanson and Malcolm Roberts.)

When Avi Yemini was a kid he was in a documentary called 'Welcome to the Waks Family', which is the profile of a devout Chabad Lubavitch family in Sydney.

In 2016 Yemeni was sued by his own brother – Yeshiva Centre child sexual abuse whistleblower Manny Waks – after he publicly accused his family of “harbouring a pedophile” at their home. The claims came after convicted child sex offender, Rabbi Moshe Keller, stayed at the house of Zephaniah Waks, who is Manny and Yemini’s father, for a short period of time in September 2019.
Yemini posted on his Facebook page that Manny and Zephaniah were “harbouring a child sexual offender,” adding that “this abuser is being hosted there for Zephaniah Waks’ financial gain with what seems to be Manny’s full blessing”.
Manny later took his brother to court for defamation, saying that his family “was initially unaware that Rabbi Keller would be staying at the home, and as soon as the Waks family was aware of the situation, they asked Rabbi Keller to leave.”

In 2018 Avi Yemini stood as a candidate at the Victorian state election for the Australian Liberty Alliance, an anti-Islam party born from the Q Society of Australia (not to be confused with the QAnon movement). He lost easily, but not before being accused of tearing down posters belonging to other candidates and playing a role in the downfall of a Liberal Party candidate. Avi Yemini calls himself (and is called by numerous media outlets) a “Jewish leader.” He is not a leader of any organisation or institution. He is not recognised as a leader through the esteem of the community. He calls himself a leader because he has lots of Facebook followers. While this has made Avi Yemini a punchline in the Jewish community, non-Jews who want to spend their days spitting on people have flocked to him. He might be a joke, but he is not a funny one.

File:Avilol2.jpg

2022-06-22T15:41:11Z

Eggman:

File:Avilol1.jpg

2022-06-22T15:41:03Z

Eggman:

A Crappy Pirate

2022-05-14T14:49:45Z

Eggman:

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:Hacks.jpg]]
| age = 50+?
| gender = Troll
| location = <s>redacted</s>
| occupation = "Political" agitator
| height = 5'4"
| weight = 27kg
| affiliations = Certainly none with this website.
| aliases = The Timebomb
| instagram = idk
| facebook = idk
| telegram = idk
}}

A Crappy Pirate, is a master hacker, and cooker, from <s>redacted</s>.

==About A Crappy Pirate==
[[File:Howdoyoudo.gif|thumb|left|]]
 
A presumed cooker plant, he has spent the last few months hiding mostly unsuccessfully in plain sight amongst leftist "comrades". His strange need for public acknowledgement of his contributions to this website, along with strange ad hominem attacks added into random articles, drew the ire of site administrators some time back.

Popularly referred to as "The Timebomb", after much speculation as to when the fuse would pop, he finally went off on the evening of the 10th of March, 2022.

==THE INCIDENT==
During a live stream on Instagram with an irrelevant egg shaped moron, and some really stoned guy who's a big fan of David Icke, Pirate let everyone know just how L337 his script kiddie skills are, claiming a veritable cornucopia of doxxed information in his posession. Mere moments after yelling about doxxing being bad, a popular epithet often heard to be uttered by him.

==L337 SK1LLZ==

'''Don't even ''try'' to resist''', he has your:
* Bank details
* IP addresses
* Email logins/passwords
* Spoofed 2FA's!

'''He's ''backtraced'' it!'''
* The consequences will never be the same!

Main Page

2022-05-14T03:36:20Z

Eggman: /* Cooker hall of fame */

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===IRL===
You can find cookers in your local park harassing innocent people for wearing masks, blocking up your roads with trucks, or in your local public toilet, bumping coke or shooting up ice.
Cookers also reside in the digital realm, in the echo chambers of Telegram, Zello, Facebook, ChristianMingle.com, Twitter, Gab, Rumble, and the list goes on.
This, of course, has caused their miasma to infect platforms where most sane people also reside.
[[File:fire_bar1.gif|center]]

==Recent cooker events==
[[File:Australia-01.gif]]

===2022===
====February====
* Convoy to Canberra really heated up (the meth pipes). The convoy saw all flavors of cookers to come to Canberra, including sovereign citizens, anti-vaxxers, tin-foil hat wearers, and right-wing nut jobs. They protested the government for a variety of idiotic fucking reasons for example: vaccines, masks, pedophile cabal in the government, treason of the government because it's a corporation or some shit, chemtrails, globalism, global banking cabal, and so on and so fucking forth.
* On Friday 11th, around 5:30pm, a large influx of cookers from across the country arrived in Camp Cooked to prepare for protests scheduled for the weekend.
** ACT Police blocked off roads leading into the [[Camp EPIC|EPIC Campground]] to slow their entry.
** WILL THEY EVER REACH 5 MILLION PROTESTORS? WHO KNOWS?
** The density of unintelligence in the universe has been identified as the [[Camp EPIC|EPIC Campground]] at this very time.
* The Cookers have scheduled an early morning meeting for Saturday 12th at 9am, and to wake up early enough, would need to drink half the number of beers the night before.
** This is apparently named [[Operation Sovereign Storm]]
* THE CAMP IS FULL!!!!! THE ROADS ARE BACKED UP DUE TO EXCESS COOKERS. LOL
* A LARGE MOB IS FORMING NEAR THE POLICE WHO ARE BLOCKING THE ENTRANCE OF EPIC.
* SOMEHOW THE GATES HAVE BEEN RE OPENED AND MORE COOKERS CAN COME IN.
* [[File:Gatesclosedcunts.png|thumb|none|HUGE MOB OF IGNORANT COOKERS]]
* Unsure that the cookers will get enough sleep or sobriety for a 9am start
* Saturday 12th: A mass of cookers are down at parliament house currently. Police have assembled and have deployed LRAD in case they need to brown note the protestors, and have also provisioned vaccine impregnated pepper balls.
** Some stupid fucking Canadian cunt is talking right now via a pre-recorded speech. No one asked. Foreign interference much?
** HAHAHAHAH GROUPS OF COOKERS ARE LEAVING AFTER ALL TALK NO ACTION
** Streams are crashing, we presume the AFP have shut down cell towers and deployed stingrays xD
* After the failure of [[Operation Sovereign Storm]], the new sovereign nation of [[Cookertown_Declaration|Cookertown was declared]], with supporters emptying their pockets.
* Sunday 13th:
** [https://twitter.com/CelerySorbet/status/1492488561933062150 Deep undercover leftist intel] has revealed that a small group of cookers (FREEMASON???? ILLUMINATI?!@#!!@#) are planned to lock everyone in at EPIC Camp to prevent it being vacated, this sounds like [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonestown JONESTOWN].
** The camp has been vacated. Only a few stragglers remain. The camp is dead. Big success lol
* Monday 21st:
** BREAKING: DUE TO THE COMPLETE AND UTTER FAILURE OF THE PROTETS IN CANBERRA, THE FREEDOM PROTEST HAVE UPDATED THEIR SLOGAN TOO "THE PEOPLE- RETREATED, WEVE BEEN FUCKING DEFEATED"

[[File:divider1.gif|center]]

====January====
* Sov-shit group "Velvet Revolution" (way to appropriate, fuckwits), assembled squads of people to LARP as "common-law sherrifs" and serve arrest warrants for members of the Australian government. This of course failed, because the government doesn't operate under maritime law, and cookers are bat shit insane.

==Cooker hall of fame==
 
<table style="border: 1px solid #fc3;margin: 4px 10%;border-collapse: collapse;background-color: #f8f9fa;box-sizing: border-box;"><tr><td class="mbox-image" style="border: none;padding: 2px 0 2px 0.9em;text-align: center;">
[[File:40px-Ambox_warning_yellow.svg.png]]</td><td class="mbox-text" style="text-align: left;border: none;padding: 0.25em 0.9em;width: 100%;">WARNING LONG TERM COOKER EXPOSURE is known to the State of California to cause long term health effects!</td></tr></table>
 
<gallery>
File:Balogh.jpg|thumb|[[Derek Balogh]]|link=Derek Balogh
File:Yarrrrrr.jpg|thumb|[[A Crappy Pirate|Yarrrrrrr]]|link=A Crappy Pirate
File:ROMEO.png|thumb|[[Romeo Georges|Loose Unit Romeo Georges]]|link=Romeo Georges
File:GABE.png|thumb|[[Gabe|Gabe the Eggman, Doctor Robotnik's lovechild]]|link=Gabe
File:GURU.jpg|thumb|[[David_%27Kanga_Guru%27_Graham|David "Kanga Guru" Graham]]|link=David Graham
File:BOSI.png|thumb|[[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi AKA Il Douche / Budget Colonel Gaddafi / Saddam Insane]]|link=Riccardo Bosi
File:TAMI.png|thumb|[[Tami Jane|Tami Jane AKA Shit Hat]]|link=Tami Jane
File:IRONBARK.png|thumb|[[James Greer|Go fund yourself]]|link=James Greer
File:Joel.png|thumb|[[Joel Gilmour|Joel Gilmour AKA Dude Where's my car?]]|link=Joel Gilmour
File:AdmiralHood.jpg|thumb|[[Graham Hood|Admiral Hood / Porn Addict]]|link=Graham Hood
File:JANAYA.jpg|thumb|[[Janaya Markwell|Rollerskate Girl]]|link=Janaya Markwell
File:Peter.jpg|thumb|[[Peter Little|Peter Little (not the actual, REAL lawyer)]]|link=Peter Little
File:Monica.jpg|thumb|[[Monica Shit|Monica Smit / Grift Queen]]|link=Monica Shit
File:HarrisonGraphicProfile.png|thumb|[[Harrison McLean|Harrison McLean / Cheerleader]]|link=Harrison McLean
File:Burge.PNG|thumb|[[Anthony Burge|Anthony Burge / Meth-Head]]|link=Anthony Burge
File:pixelbeard.jpg|thumb|[[Tony|Tony Pixelbeard]]|link=Tony
File:Dannyboy.jpg|thumb|[[Danny Searle|Danny Searle]]|link=Danny Searle
</gallery>

==Motorised Assets (Technicals and other)==

<gallery>
File:Cookerforce-1-front.PNG|thumb|[[Cookerforce_1|Cookerforce 1]]|link=Cookerforce_1
File:Zeus.PNG|thumb|[[Zeus|ImpoundForce-1]]|link=Zeus
File:battlebarina.png|thumb|[[Battle-barina|Tactical Assault Barina]]|link=Battle-barina
File:carpark.jpg|thumb|Joel's car
</gallery>

==Conventional, Advanced and Psychological Weapons==
<gallery>
File:Classified-information.png|[[Hotplate-1|Directed Energy Weapons]]|link=Hotplate-1
</gallery>

==Cooker warfare==
===Incursions===
* [[Operation Sovereign Storm]] - A war against every sane person in Canberra.
* [[Battle of Cookerpedia]] - Attempted defacement of a beloved public institution
===Civil wars===
* [[Battle of EPIC]] - A power struggle between top-level cookers [[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi]] and [[Graham Hood|Hoody]].

==New world order==
Unlawful alterations to the Constitution Of The Australian Commonwealth Act,
Fearmongering, Brainwashing, Constant Shutdowns of State Borders, Shutdowns of
Businesses leaving every man and woman not knowing where their family’s next meal
will come from or how they will pay their mortgage or business loans.
Forcing Mandatory Vaccinations, Forcing Mandatory Vaccine Passports, Forcing
NO JAB - NO JOB and causing a magnitude of Panic, Stress, Anxiety, Depression and
Suicides. Banning of family visits within Nursing Homes, Vaccinating our children
without parental consent which has caused these breaches of the peace; just to name a
few.
Arrest all Politicians, Judges and State Governors.
* To Restore our Constitution Of The Australian Commonwealth Act.
* To Remove the Private Corporate Government Sitting Members from our
Parliaments and Council Chambers.
* To Reinstate a New Government for the Commonwealth Of Australia
under our Constitution Of The Australian Commonwealth Act of
Independent Candidates ONLY by way of ONE PERSON, ONE VOTE
ONLY for ONE Independent Candidate as it states in our Constitution of
the Australian Commonwealth Act 1900 UK
Section 76. “Each Elector Shall Vote ONLY ONCE!
[[File:New 911.gif|thumb|They knew!!! ABSOLUTE TYRANNY]]
[[File:Takeover banner.gif|thumb|governemnt police state! THIS IS HAPPENING Australia.,..,]]
[[File:eye_anim8.gif|center]]
[[File:lightgodleaf200.gif]][[File:email.gif]]

Main Page

2022-05-14T03:35:58Z

Eggman: /* Cooker hall of fame */

{{#description2:Cookerpedia documents the activities and individuals in Australia who are cookers. We track anti-semites, sovereign citizens, and far-right lunatics.}}
=== Welcome to Cookerpedia! ===

[[File:Visitors.gif]]
[[File:Australia.gif]]

Cookerpedia documents the activities of individuals in Australia who are [[Cooker|cookers]].
Cookers consist of people who believe a wide range of conspiracy theories, whether mainstream or fringe.
[[File:pentagramas.gif|thumb|THE SATANTIC CABAL OF GLOBALIST GOVERNENMT AKA THE AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION]]
[[File:Freemason illuminati wtc ani.gif|left|9/11 AKA CIA FLASE FLAG TO MAKE NEW WORLD ORDER! GLOBALIST Agenda!]]

 



==Resources for finding cookers==
 
 
 
 
===On Cookerpedia===
[[Main_Page#Cooker hall of fame|Cooker hall of fame]]
 
 
[[:Category:Cookers|Our current database of Cookers]] 
[[:Category:Cooker SuperSpreader Events|Cooker SuperSpreader Events]] 
[[:Category:Cooker Grifts|Cooker Grifts]] 
[[:Category:Conspiracies|Cooker Conspiracies]] 
[[:Category:Utensils of War|Utensils of War]] 

===IRL===
You can find cookers in your local park harassing innocent people for wearing masks, blocking up your roads with trucks, or in your local public toilet, bumping coke or shooting up ice.
Cookers also reside in the digital realm, in the echo chambers of Telegram, Zello, Facebook, ChristianMingle.com, Twitter, Gab, Rumble, and the list goes on.
This, of course, has caused their miasma to infect platforms where most sane people also reside.
[[File:fire_bar1.gif|center]]

==Recent cooker events==
[[File:Australia-01.gif]]

===2022===
====February====
* Convoy to Canberra really heated up (the meth pipes). The convoy saw all flavors of cookers to come to Canberra, including sovereign citizens, anti-vaxxers, tin-foil hat wearers, and right-wing nut jobs. They protested the government for a variety of idiotic fucking reasons for example: vaccines, masks, pedophile cabal in the government, treason of the government because it's a corporation or some shit, chemtrails, globalism, global banking cabal, and so on and so fucking forth.
* On Friday 11th, around 5:30pm, a large influx of cookers from across the country arrived in Camp Cooked to prepare for protests scheduled for the weekend.
** ACT Police blocked off roads leading into the [[Camp EPIC|EPIC Campground]] to slow their entry.
** WILL THEY EVER REACH 5 MILLION PROTESTORS? WHO KNOWS?
** The density of unintelligence in the universe has been identified as the [[Camp EPIC|EPIC Campground]] at this very time.
* The Cookers have scheduled an early morning meeting for Saturday 12th at 9am, and to wake up early enough, would need to drink half the number of beers the night before.
** This is apparently named [[Operation Sovereign Storm]]
* THE CAMP IS FULL!!!!! THE ROADS ARE BACKED UP DUE TO EXCESS COOKERS. LOL
* A LARGE MOB IS FORMING NEAR THE POLICE WHO ARE BLOCKING THE ENTRANCE OF EPIC.
* SOMEHOW THE GATES HAVE BEEN RE OPENED AND MORE COOKERS CAN COME IN.
* [[File:Gatesclosedcunts.png|thumb|none|HUGE MOB OF IGNORANT COOKERS]]
* Unsure that the cookers will get enough sleep or sobriety for a 9am start
* Saturday 12th: A mass of cookers are down at parliament house currently. Police have assembled and have deployed LRAD in case they need to brown note the protestors, and have also provisioned vaccine impregnated pepper balls.
** Some stupid fucking Canadian cunt is talking right now via a pre-recorded speech. No one asked. Foreign interference much?
** HAHAHAHAH GROUPS OF COOKERS ARE LEAVING AFTER ALL TALK NO ACTION
** Streams are crashing, we presume the AFP have shut down cell towers and deployed stingrays xD
* After the failure of [[Operation Sovereign Storm]], the new sovereign nation of [[Cookertown_Declaration|Cookertown was declared]], with supporters emptying their pockets.
* Sunday 13th:
** [https://twitter.com/CelerySorbet/status/1492488561933062150 Deep undercover leftist intel] has revealed that a small group of cookers (FREEMASON???? ILLUMINATI?!@#!!@#) are planned to lock everyone in at EPIC Camp to prevent it being vacated, this sounds like [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonestown JONESTOWN].
** The camp has been vacated. Only a few stragglers remain. The camp is dead. Big success lol
* Monday 21st:
** BREAKING: DUE TO THE COMPLETE AND UTTER FAILURE OF THE PROTETS IN CANBERRA, THE FREEDOM PROTEST HAVE UPDATED THEIR SLOGAN TOO "THE PEOPLE- RETREATED, WEVE BEEN FUCKING DEFEATED"

[[File:divider1.gif|center]]

====January====
* Sov-shit group "Velvet Revolution" (way to appropriate, fuckwits), assembled squads of people to LARP as "common-law sherrifs" and serve arrest warrants for members of the Australian government. This of course failed, because the government doesn't operate under maritime law, and cookers are bat shit insane.

==Cooker hall of fame==
 
<table style="border: 1px solid #fc3;margin: 4px 10%;border-collapse: collapse;background-color: #f8f9fa;box-sizing: border-box;"><tr><td class="mbox-image" style="border: none;padding: 2px 0 2px 0.9em;text-align: center;">
[[File:40px-Ambox_warning_yellow.svg.png]]</td><td class="mbox-text" style="text-align: left;border: none;padding: 0.25em 0.9em;width: 100%;">WARNING LONG TERM COOKER EXPOSURE is known to the State of California to cause long term health effects!</td></tr></table>
 
<gallery>
File:Balogh.jpg|thumb|[[Derek Balogh|Grift King Balogh]]|link=Derek Balogh
File:Yarrrrrr.jpg|thumb|[[A Crappy Pirate|Yarrrrrrr]]|link=A Crappy Pirate
File:ROMEO.png|thumb|[[Romeo Georges|Loose Unit Romeo Georges]]|link=Romeo Georges
File:GABE.png|thumb|[[Gabe|Gabe the Eggman, Doctor Robotnik's lovechild]]|link=Gabe
File:GURU.jpg|thumb|[[David_%27Kanga_Guru%27_Graham|David "Kanga Guru" Graham]]|link=David Graham
File:BOSI.png|thumb|[[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi AKA Il Douche / Budget Colonel Gaddafi / Saddam Insane]]|link=Riccardo Bosi
File:TAMI.png|thumb|[[Tami Jane|Tami Jane AKA Shit Hat]]|link=Tami Jane
File:IRONBARK.png|thumb|[[James Greer|Go fund yourself]]|link=James Greer
File:Joel.png|thumb|[[Joel Gilmour|Joel Gilmour AKA Dude Where's my car?]]|link=Joel Gilmour
File:AdmiralHood.jpg|thumb|[[Graham Hood|Admiral Hood / Porn Addict]]|link=Graham Hood
File:JANAYA.jpg|thumb|[[Janaya Markwell|Rollerskate Girl]]|link=Janaya Markwell
File:Peter.jpg|thumb|[[Peter Little|Peter Little (not the actual, REAL lawyer)]]|link=Peter Little
File:Monica.jpg|thumb|[[Monica Shit|Monica Smit / Grift Queen]]|link=Monica Shit
File:HarrisonGraphicProfile.png|thumb|[[Harrison McLean|Harrison McLean / Cheerleader]]|link=Harrison McLean
File:Burge.PNG|thumb|[[Anthony Burge|Anthony Burge / Meth-Head]]|link=Anthony Burge
File:pixelbeard.jpg|thumb|[[Tony|Tony Pixelbeard]]|link=Tony
File:Dannyboy.jpg|thumb|[[Danny Searle|Danny Searle]]|link=Danny Searle
</gallery>

==Motorised Assets (Technicals and other)==

<gallery>
File:Cookerforce-1-front.PNG|thumb|[[Cookerforce_1|Cookerforce 1]]|link=Cookerforce_1
File:Zeus.PNG|thumb|[[Zeus|ImpoundForce-1]]|link=Zeus
File:battlebarina.png|thumb|[[Battle-barina|Tactical Assault Barina]]|link=Battle-barina
File:carpark.jpg|thumb|Joel's car
</gallery>

==Conventional, Advanced and Psychological Weapons==
<gallery>
File:Classified-information.png|[[Hotplate-1|Directed Energy Weapons]]|link=Hotplate-1
</gallery>

==Cooker warfare==
===Incursions===
* [[Operation Sovereign Storm]] - A war against every sane person in Canberra.
* [[Battle of Cookerpedia]] - Attempted defacement of a beloved public institution
===Civil wars===
* [[Battle of EPIC]] - A power struggle between top-level cookers [[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi]] and [[Graham Hood|Hoody]].

==New world order==
Unlawful alterations to the Constitution Of The Australian Commonwealth Act,
Fearmongering, Brainwashing, Constant Shutdowns of State Borders, Shutdowns of
Businesses leaving every man and woman not knowing where their family’s next meal
will come from or how they will pay their mortgage or business loans.
Forcing Mandatory Vaccinations, Forcing Mandatory Vaccine Passports, Forcing
NO JAB - NO JOB and causing a magnitude of Panic, Stress, Anxiety, Depression and
Suicides. Banning of family visits within Nursing Homes, Vaccinating our children
without parental consent which has caused these breaches of the peace; just to name a
few.
Arrest all Politicians, Judges and State Governors.
* To Restore our Constitution Of The Australian Commonwealth Act.
* To Remove the Private Corporate Government Sitting Members from our
Parliaments and Council Chambers.
* To Reinstate a New Government for the Commonwealth Of Australia
under our Constitution Of The Australian Commonwealth Act of
Independent Candidates ONLY by way of ONE PERSON, ONE VOTE
ONLY for ONE Independent Candidate as it states in our Constitution of
the Australian Commonwealth Act 1900 UK
Section 76. “Each Elector Shall Vote ONLY ONCE!
[[File:New 911.gif|thumb|They knew!!! ABSOLUTE TYRANNY]]
[[File:Takeover banner.gif|thumb|governemnt police state! THIS IS HAPPENING Australia.,..,]]
[[File:eye_anim8.gif|center]]
[[File:lightgodleaf200.gif]][[File:email.gif]]

Derek Balogh

2022-05-10T05:08:37Z

Eggman: /* Run ins with the law */

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:Balogh.jpg]]
| age = 69
| gender = Law-curious
| location = Victoria, Australia
| height = 4'1"
| weight = 69kg
| affiliations =
| aliases =
| instagram =
| facebook = https://www.facebook.com/NFIB.VIC
| linkedin =
| telegram =
| tiktok =
| website = https://educateforprotection.website https://educateforprotection.net https://educateforprotection.com
}}

Derek is a con artist, grifter, delinquent debtor, compulsive liar, sov cit, cooker, and vagrant, from Victoria.

== About Derek==

Derek firmly believes that all Australian laws are fabricated, and therefore, invalid.

He also believes that mortgages aren't real.

It's a hot take, considering he was [https://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/jailed-over-mortgage/news-story/9ee8d2339594de2e2a2f691fa823b090 jailed under Australian law] for not paying his mortgage, and also alleges himself to have been an accredited mortgage consultant.

== Run ins with the law ==

Due to his fervent disbelief in the fantasy world of mortgages, Derek had his house seized after not paying his own mortgage for an extended period of time.
Derek was also sent to '''''maximum security prison''''' over this, which presumably was the beginning of his second life crusade against "fake courts" and "fake mortgages".

Derek had received a court order for payment of said mortgage, which as at September, 2006, was $2771 in arears, owing an amount of $314,000.

As of his release from prison in 2008, it was estimated that he owed $340,000 and was accruing interest at a rate of $100 per day.

A bank spokesman said Mr Balogh had been given a "substantial amount of time" since 2006 to get his home loan in order or leave the house.

== Failed political career ==

Derek found himself unsuccesful after registering as a candidate for the Grasslands Ward, in the General Election for the Brimbank City Council, on 26 November, 2005.
He then decided to go full Trump style before it was even a Trump thing, and [http://www8.austlii.edu.au/cgi-bin/viewdoc/au/cases/vic/VCAT/2007/1955.html attempt to claim the election results were fraudulent].

Naturally, his absurd claim was thrown out, and he was subsequently ordered to pay [http://www8.austlii.edu.au/cgi-bin/viewdoc/au/cases/vic/VCAT/2007/2398.html $16,000 in legal fees].

Keen observers note, that much like his crusade against mortgages after his run in with the law, his second favourite grift is claiming that council rates and fines don't exist, most likely due to his total failure to be elected to the city council.

== Past grifts ==

Here he is trying to scam people out of their houses, in a US based pyramid scheme called "Buying Summit":
<youtube>NfqiLjIQu08</youtube>

== Cooker/Sovshit training academy ==

Lately, Derek has been trying to grift sov cits out of their hard earned money with subscriptions and courses on his website "Educate for Protection" - 
https://educateforprotection.website 
https://educateforprotection.com 
https://educateforprotection.net 

He hosts weekly Zoom calls, where he berates his audience with endless tales of the counterfeit nature of the Australian justice system.

Derek seems to conveniently have a lot of trouble with the signup parts of his website, though we're sure it's not because he's taking peoples money and giving them nothing in return, then requiring a convenient excuse in the form of technical difficulties.

The walls do appear to be closing in on Derek of late, his beloved sidekick Jenny has quit on him, more disgruntled customers are appearing in his Zoom's each week, and he's even managed to draw the ire of fellow cookers like [[Danny Searle]].

[[File:D-scam1.png|thumb|left|Debts aren't real!]]
[[File:D-scam3.png|thumb|left|Fines and Tolls aren't real!]]
[[File:D-scam2.png|thumb|left|Councils don't exist!]]

== Things Derek believes ==
* Masks do absolutely nothing, but cause harm
* That the Australian Health Practitioner Regulation Agency is in fact, not a government agency! [https://www.ahpra.gov.au (It's got .gov in the URL champ)]
* Courts don't exist, only Court Houses!
* Mortgages aren't real!
* Laws aren't real!
* Debts aren't real!
* Councils don't exist!
* Fines don't exist!
* Some insane nonsense about the "Queen of Australia"!

Derek Balogh

2022-05-10T05:07:30Z

Eggman:

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:Balogh.jpg]]
| age = 69
| gender = Law-curious
| location = Victoria, Australia
| height = 4'1"
| weight = 69kg
| affiliations =
| aliases =
| instagram =
| facebook = https://www.facebook.com/NFIB.VIC
| linkedin =
| telegram =
| tiktok =
| website = https://educateforprotection.website https://educateforprotection.net https://educateforprotection.com
}}

Derek is a con artist, grifter, delinquent debtor, compulsive liar, sov cit, cooker, and vagrant, from Victoria.

== About Derek==

Derek firmly believes that all Australian laws are fabricated, and therefore, invalid.

He also believes that mortgages aren't real.

It's a hot take, considering he was [https://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/jailed-over-mortgage/news-story/9ee8d2339594de2e2a2f691fa823b090 jailed under Australian law] for not paying his mortgage, and also alleges himself to have been an accredited mortgage consultant.

== Run ins with the law ==

Due to his fervent disbelief in the fantasy world of mortgages, Derek had his house seized after not paying his own mortgage for an extended period of time.
Derek was also sent to jail over this, which presumably was the beginning of his second life crusade against "fake courts" and "fake mortgages".

Derek had received a court order for payment of said mortgage, which as at September, 2006, was $2771 in arears, owing an amount of $314,000.

As of his release from prison in 2008, it was estimated that he owed $340,000 and was accruing interest at a rate of $100 per day.

A bank spokesman said Mr Balogh had been given a "substantial amount of time" since 2006 to get his home loan in order or leave the house.

== Failed political career ==

Derek found himself unsuccesful after registering as a candidate for the Grasslands Ward, in the General Election for the Brimbank City Council, on 26 November, 2005.
He then decided to go full Trump style before it was even a Trump thing, and [http://www8.austlii.edu.au/cgi-bin/viewdoc/au/cases/vic/VCAT/2007/1955.html attempt to claim the election results were fraudulent].

Naturally, his absurd claim was thrown out, and he was subsequently ordered to pay [http://www8.austlii.edu.au/cgi-bin/viewdoc/au/cases/vic/VCAT/2007/2398.html $16,000 in legal fees].

Keen observers note, that much like his crusade against mortgages after his run in with the law, his second favourite grift is claiming that council rates and fines don't exist, most likely due to his total failure to be elected to the city council.

== Past grifts ==

Here he is trying to scam people out of their houses, in a US based pyramid scheme called "Buying Summit":
<youtube>NfqiLjIQu08</youtube>

== Cooker/Sovshit training academy ==

Lately, Derek has been trying to grift sov cits out of their hard earned money with subscriptions and courses on his website "Educate for Protection" - 
https://educateforprotection.website 
https://educateforprotection.com 
https://educateforprotection.net 

He hosts weekly Zoom calls, where he berates his audience with endless tales of the counterfeit nature of the Australian justice system.

Derek seems to conveniently have a lot of trouble with the signup parts of his website, though we're sure it's not because he's taking peoples money and giving them nothing in return, then requiring a convenient excuse in the form of technical difficulties.

The walls do appear to be closing in on Derek of late, his beloved sidekick Jenny has quit on him, more disgruntled customers are appearing in his Zoom's each week, and he's even managed to draw the ire of fellow cookers like [[Danny Searle]].

[[File:D-scam1.png|thumb|left|Debts aren't real!]]
[[File:D-scam3.png|thumb|left|Fines and Tolls aren't real!]]
[[File:D-scam2.png|thumb|left|Councils don't exist!]]

== Things Derek believes ==
* Masks do absolutely nothing, but cause harm
* That the Australian Health Practitioner Regulation Agency is in fact, not a government agency! [https://www.ahpra.gov.au (It's got .gov in the URL champ)]
* Courts don't exist, only Court Houses!
* Mortgages aren't real!
* Laws aren't real!
* Debts aren't real!
* Councils don't exist!
* Fines don't exist!
* Some insane nonsense about the "Queen of Australia"!

Derek Balogh

2022-05-10T04:58:31Z

Eggman:

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:Balogh.jpg]]
| age = 69
| gender = Law-curious
| location = Victoria, Australia
| height = 4'1"
| weight = 69kg
| affiliations =
| aliases =
| instagram =
| facebook = https://www.facebook.com/NFIB.VIC
| linkedin =
| telegram =
| tiktok =
| website = https://educateforprotection.website
}}

Derek is a con artist, grifter, delinquent debtor, compulsive liar, sov cit, cooker, and vagrant, from Victoria.

== About Derek==

Derek firmly believes that all Australian laws are fabricated, and therefore, invalid.

He also believes that mortgages aren't real.

It's a hot take, considering he was [https://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/jailed-over-mortgage/news-story/9ee8d2339594de2e2a2f691fa823b090 jailed under Australian law] for not paying his mortgage, and also alleges himself to have been an accredited mortgage consultant.

== Run ins with the law ==

Due to his fervent disbelief in the fantasy world of mortgages, Derek had his house seized after not paying his own mortgage for an extended period of time.
Derek was also sent to jail over this, which presumably was the beginning of his second life crusade against "fake courts" and "fake mortgages".

Derek had received a court order for payment of said mortgage, which as at September, 2006, was $2771 in arears, owing an amount of $314,000.

As of his release from prison in 2008, it was estimated that he owed $340,000 and was accruing interest at a rate of $100 per day.

A bank spokesman said Mr Balogh had been given a "substantial amount of time" since 2006 to get his home loan in order or leave the house.

== Failed political career ==

Derek found himself unsuccesful after registering as a candidate for the Grasslands Ward, in the General Election for the Brimbank City Council, on 26 November, 2005.
He then decided to go full Trump style before it was even a Trump thing, and [http://www8.austlii.edu.au/cgi-bin/viewdoc/au/cases/vic/VCAT/2007/1955.html attempt to claim the election results were fraudulent].

Naturally, his absurd claim was thrown out, and he was subsequently ordered to pay [http://www8.austlii.edu.au/cgi-bin/viewdoc/au/cases/vic/VCAT/2007/2398.html $16,000 in legal fees].

Keen observers note, that much like his crusade against mortgages after his run in with the law, his second favourite grift is claiming that council rates and fines don't exist, most likely due to his total failure to be elected to the city council.

== Past grifts ==

Here he is trying to scam people out of their houses, in a US based pyramid scheme called "Buying Summit":
<youtube>NfqiLjIQu08</youtube>

== Cooker/Sovshit training academy ==

Lately, Derek has been trying to grift sov cits out of their hard earned money with subscriptions and courses on his website "Educate for Protection" - 
https://educateforprotection.website 
https://educateforprotection.com 
https://educateforprotection.net 

He hosts weekly Zoom calls, where he berates his audience with endless tales of the counterfeit nature of the Australian justice system.

Derek seems to conveniently have a lot of trouble with the signup parts of his website, though we're sure it's not because he's taking peoples money and giving them nothing in return, then requiring a convenient excuse in the form of technical difficulties.

The walls do appear to be closing in on Derek of late, his beloved sidekick Jenny has quit on him, more disgruntled customers are appearing in his Zoom's each week, and he's even managed to draw the ire of fellow cookers like [[Danny Searle]].

[[File:D-scam1.png|thumb|left|Debts aren't real!]]
[[File:D-scam3.png|thumb|left|Fines and Tolls aren't real!]]
[[File:D-scam2.png|thumb|left|Councils don't exist!]]

== Things Derek believes ==
* Masks do absolutely nothing, but cause harm
* That the Australian Health Practitioner Regulation Agency is in fact, not a government agency! [https://www.ahpra.gov.au (It's got .gov in the URL champ)]
* Courts don't exist, only Court Houses!
* Mortgages aren't real!
* Laws aren't real!
* Debts aren't real!
* Councils don't exist!
* Fines don't exist!
* Some insane nonsense about the "Queen of Australia"!

Derek Balogh

2022-05-10T04:56:39Z

Eggman: /* Things Derek believes */

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:Balogh.jpg]]
| age = 69
| gender = Law-curious
| location = Victoria, Australia
| height = 4'1"
| weight = 69kg
| affiliations =
| aliases =
| instagram =
| facebook = https://www.facebook.com/NFIB.VIC
| linkedin =
| telegram =
| tiktok =
| website = https://educateforprotection.website
}}

Derek is a sov cit, cooker, vagrant, and grifter from Victoria.

== About Derek==

Derek firmly believes that all Australian laws are fabricated, and therefore, invalid.

He also believes that mortgages aren't real.

It's a hot take, considering he was [https://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/jailed-over-mortgage/news-story/9ee8d2339594de2e2a2f691fa823b090 jailed under Australian law] for not paying his mortgage, and also alleges himself to have been an accredited mortgage consultant.

== Run ins with the law ==

Due to his fervent disbelief in the fantasy world of mortgages, Derek had his house seized after not paying his own mortgage for an extended period of time.
Derek was also sent to jail over this, which presumably was the beginning of his second life crusade against "fake courts" and "fake mortgages".

Derek had received a court order for payment of said mortgage, which as at September, 2006, was $2771 in arears, owing an amount of $314,000.

As of his release from prison in 2008, it was estimated that he owed $340,000 and was accruing interest at a rate of $100 per day.

A bank spokesman said Mr Balogh had been given a "substantial amount of time" since 2006 to get his home loan in order or leave the house.

== Failed political career ==

Derek found himself unsuccesful after registering as a candidate for the Grasslands Ward, in the General Election for the Brimbank City Council, on 26 November, 2005.
He then decided to go full Trump style before it was even a Trump thing, and [http://www8.austlii.edu.au/cgi-bin/viewdoc/au/cases/vic/VCAT/2007/1955.html attempt to claim the election results were fraudulent].

Naturally, his absurd claim was thrown out, and he was subsequently ordered to pay [http://www8.austlii.edu.au/cgi-bin/viewdoc/au/cases/vic/VCAT/2007/2398.html $16,000 in legal fees].

Keen observers note, that much like his crusade against mortgages after his run in with the law, his second favourite grift is claiming that council rates and fines don't exist, most likely due to his total failure to be elected to the city council.

== Past grifts ==

Here he is trying to scam people out of their houses, in a US based pyramid scheme called "Buying Summit":
<youtube>NfqiLjIQu08</youtube>

== Cooker/Sovshit training academy ==

Lately, Derek has been trying to grift sov cits out of their hard earned money with subscriptions and courses on his website "Educate for Protection" - 
https://educateforprotection.website 
https://educateforprotection.com 
https://educateforprotection.net 

He hosts weekly Zoom calls, where he berates his audience with endless tales of the counterfeit nature of the Australian justice system.

Derek seems to conveniently have a lot of trouble with the signup parts of his website, though we're sure it's not because he's taking peoples money and giving them nothing in return, then requiring a convenient excuse in the form of technical difficulties.

The walls do appear to be closing in on Derek of late, his beloved sidekick Jenny has quit on him, more disgruntled customers are appearing in his Zoom's each week, and he's even managed to draw the ire of fellow cookers like [[Danny Searle]].

[[File:D-scam1.png|thumb|left|Debts aren't real!]]
[[File:D-scam3.png|thumb|left|Fines and Tolls aren't real!]]
[[File:D-scam2.png|thumb|left|Councils don't exist!]]

== Things Derek believes ==
* Masks do absolutely nothing, but cause harm
* That the Australian Health Practitioner Regulation Agency is in fact, not a government agency! [https://www.ahpra.gov.au (It's got .gov in the URL champ)]
* Courts don't exist, only Court Houses!
* Mortgages aren't real!
* Laws aren't real!
* Debts aren't real!
* Councils don't exist!
* Fines don't exist!
* Some insane nonsense about the "Queen of Australia"!

Derek Balogh

2022-05-10T04:55:32Z

Eggman: /* Cooker/Sovshit training academy */

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:Balogh.jpg]]
| age = 69
| gender = Law-curious
| location = Victoria, Australia
| height = 4'1"
| weight = 69kg
| affiliations =
| aliases =
| instagram =
| facebook = https://www.facebook.com/NFIB.VIC
| linkedin =
| telegram =
| tiktok =
| website = https://educateforprotection.website
}}

Derek is a sov cit, cooker, vagrant, and grifter from Victoria.

== About Derek==

Derek firmly believes that all Australian laws are fabricated, and therefore, invalid.

He also believes that mortgages aren't real.

It's a hot take, considering he was [https://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/jailed-over-mortgage/news-story/9ee8d2339594de2e2a2f691fa823b090 jailed under Australian law] for not paying his mortgage, and also alleges himself to have been an accredited mortgage consultant.

== Run ins with the law ==

Due to his fervent disbelief in the fantasy world of mortgages, Derek had his house seized after not paying his own mortgage for an extended period of time.
Derek was also sent to jail over this, which presumably was the beginning of his second life crusade against "fake courts" and "fake mortgages".

Derek had received a court order for payment of said mortgage, which as at September, 2006, was $2771 in arears, owing an amount of $314,000.

As of his release from prison in 2008, it was estimated that he owed $340,000 and was accruing interest at a rate of $100 per day.

A bank spokesman said Mr Balogh had been given a "substantial amount of time" since 2006 to get his home loan in order or leave the house.

== Failed political career ==

Derek found himself unsuccesful after registering as a candidate for the Grasslands Ward, in the General Election for the Brimbank City Council, on 26 November, 2005.
He then decided to go full Trump style before it was even a Trump thing, and [http://www8.austlii.edu.au/cgi-bin/viewdoc/au/cases/vic/VCAT/2007/1955.html attempt to claim the election results were fraudulent].

Naturally, his absurd claim was thrown out, and he was subsequently ordered to pay [http://www8.austlii.edu.au/cgi-bin/viewdoc/au/cases/vic/VCAT/2007/2398.html $16,000 in legal fees].

Keen observers note, that much like his crusade against mortgages after his run in with the law, his second favourite grift is claiming that council rates and fines don't exist, most likely due to his total failure to be elected to the city council.

== Past grifts ==

Here he is trying to scam people out of their houses, in a US based pyramid scheme called "Buying Summit":
<youtube>NfqiLjIQu08</youtube>

== Cooker/Sovshit training academy ==

Lately, Derek has been trying to grift sov cits out of their hard earned money with subscriptions and courses on his website "Educate for Protection" - 
https://educateforprotection.website 
https://educateforprotection.com 
https://educateforprotection.net 

He hosts weekly Zoom calls, where he berates his audience with endless tales of the counterfeit nature of the Australian justice system.

Derek seems to conveniently have a lot of trouble with the signup parts of his website, though we're sure it's not because he's taking peoples money and giving them nothing in return, then requiring a convenient excuse in the form of technical difficulties.

The walls do appear to be closing in on Derek of late, his beloved sidekick Jenny has quit on him, more disgruntled customers are appearing in his Zoom's each week, and he's even managed to draw the ire of fellow cookers like [[Danny Searle]].

[[File:D-scam1.png|thumb|left|Debts aren't real!]]
[[File:D-scam3.png|thumb|left|Fines and Tolls aren't real!]]
[[File:D-scam2.png|thumb|left|Councils don't exist!]]

== Things Derek believes ==
* Masks do absolutely nothing, but cause harm
* That the Australian Health Practitioner Regulation Agency is in fact, not a government agency! [https://www.ahpra.gov.au (It's got .gov in the URL champ)]
* Courts don't exist, only Court Houses!
* Mortgages aren't real!
* Laws aren't real!

File:D-scam3.png

2022-05-10T04:49:31Z

Eggman:

File:D-scam2.png

2022-05-10T04:49:25Z

Eggman:

File:D-scam1.png

2022-05-10T04:49:19Z

Eggman:

The Great Witch Hunt of 2022

2022-05-06T04:36:40Z

Eggman: /* The End */

[[Category:Cooker Meltdowns]]
{{CookerWar
| name = The Great Witch Hunt of 2022
| image = [[File:13-consumed-by-fire.webp]]
| conflict = Righteous Indignation vs Common Decency
| date = April 22 2022 
| place = Salem, Massachusetts
| result = Victory for Common Decency
| side1 = Captain Cringe/Karen of Canberra
'''Alleged support:'''
 
Huge Quantities of Marijuana, Delusions of grandeur

| side2 = Admin team
'''Alleged support:'''
 
Freemasons, NWO, Illuminati, Bilderberg Group, Trilateral Commission
| commanders1 =
Captain Cringe

Karen of Canberra

| commanders2 =

Common Decency

| forces1 = 2
| forces2 = Infinite
| casual1 = All
| casual2 = None
}}

==About The Hunt==

On the night of Friday, April 22, 2022, during routine maintenance, the cringe detectors onboard HMAS Deer Poiple went into overdrive. It seemed someone had forgotten to replace the batteries for a while. Klaxons blared, warning lights flashed. '''''The noise was deafening.'''''

===The Tipping Point===

A Facebook page which contravened all sense of morals and ethics was called out, and then mysteriously disappeared moments later, leading the admin team to conclude that the party responsible for its creation, was most likely present, or relaying information to them.

===Prime Suspects===

Investigations pointed strongly towards Captain Cringe and/or Karen of Canberra as the perpetrators/instigators.

A long and drawn out history of attempted interaction and obsession with the target of the page was questioned, an excellent opportunity for reflection and accountability, which was instead met with blame shifting, whataboutism and provably false claims of total innocence in any of the matters at hand. Aside from the page in question, alternate accounts were denied, documented interactions between those accounts and the target were denied, past behaviours were minimised or denied altogether, leaving any sense of credibility or opportunity for rational discussion at the door.

Whether or not they were responsible for the creation of the page would ultimately prove to be a moot point, as it was merely the catalyst for a long overdue discussion about their place in the community.

===The Fallout===

The ban hammer was eventually raised and fell upon the heads of Cringe and Karen, the self proclaimed "Power Couple" of Canberran truth and justice. Dissent was raised by a small, yet very vocal minority, upon whos heads the ban hammer would also ultimately fall, after an hour or so of circular logic and nonsense, made clear that there would be no rational discussion with them either.

===The Aftermath===

As the bans upon the pair were permanent, but the bans upon their supporters temporary, some would return, to whine ad nauseum about the situation. Eventually, they would be removed, after the '''deep state mole''' over in the Cringe/Karen Discord sent over some screenshots during the great unhinged Karen tweet fiesta of April 26-28 - showing them funnelling info across to fuel the tweets, along with both the doxxing of one of the admins, and an ongoing attempted doxxing operation against another with whom they had taken umbrage for pointing out simple basic facts.

Very moral, much ethics.

==The End==

Over at HMAS Deer Poiple, there was some consternation regarding the decision to remove the pair. Most of this centered around "evidence" of the wrongdoings. It should be noted, that staff onboard that ship have no obligation to provide anyone present an explanation, and are free to run '''their ship''' how they see fit.

Onlookers were rightly confused, because the situation was not handled cleanly. Assumptions were made that the removal of the pair was solely due to the Facebook page, but that just isn't the case.

Aside from questions regarding the page, Captain Cringe was asked directly, whether he had ever used the alt accounts "Terry Wrist", "Dale Denton", or "Duane Dibbley", and whether or not he had communicated with Mark Strauss, his wife Kim Strauss, or Amanda Sheedy, using any of those alt accounts. These questions led to strenuous denials.

What follows, are screenshots from various social medias, showing that those strenuous denials, were entirely false.

We draw lines, and some of those lines include messing with peoples family and doxxing.

[[File:Untitled-0.png|thumb|left|Cringe confirming Terry Wrist identity in the past]]
[[File:Untitled-1.png|thumb|left|Cringe claiming virtue, morals, and ethics in direct contravention to his past post]]
[[File:Untitled-2.png|thumb|left|Cringe claiming he'd never messaged Kim Strauss or messed with the family]]
[[File:Untitled-3.png|thumb|left|The '''obsession''' and also confirmation he was "Duane Dibbley" from him]]
[[File:Untitled-4.png|thumb|left|More messaging on Strauss's stream]]
[[File:Denton.png|thumb|left|Cringe confirming "Dale Denton" identity]]

File:Denton.png

2022-04-28T04:02:19Z

Eggman:

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2022-04-28T03:36:47Z

Eggman:

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2022-04-28T03:31:48Z

Eggman:

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2022-04-28T03:31:21Z

Eggman:

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2022-04-28T03:30:45Z

Eggman:

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2022-04-28T03:30:21Z

Eggman:

Battle of EPIC

2022-04-27T15:18:36Z

Eggman: /* United Nations (Illuminati) intervention */

[[Category:Cooker SuperSpreader Events]]
{{CookerWar
| name = Battle of EPIC
| image = [[File:0748 epic 021.jpg]]
| conflict = Canberra Siege
| date = February 2022 – ''present'' 
| place = EPIC Campground, Canberra, ACT, Australia
| result = Bosilini victory
| side1 = Wolves 🐺
'''Alleged support:'''

Canberra's meth dealers
| side2 = Sheep 🐑
'''Alleged support:'''

Freemasons, Undercovers
| commanders1 =
[[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi]]

[[David_%27Kanga_Guru%27_Graham |The Guru]]

[[Phil 'Hendo' Henderson]]
| commanders2 = [[Graham Hood|Admiral Hood]]

[[Harrison McLean]]

[[The Rural Rebel]]

[[warboat|WarBus]]

[[Simeon_the_Russian_Operative_Boicov|Aussie Ballsack]]
| forces1 = 5 million (Bosi estimate), 2000 (ACT police)
| forces2 = 1 million (Hood estimate), 2000 (ACT police)
| casual1 = Countless
| casual2 = Capital Region Farmers Market
}}
The '''Battle of EPIC''', also known as the '''Cooker Offensive''' or '''Operation Cooked Out''', is an [https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/dick-measuring_contest ongoing conflict] in the battlefields of [[Camp EPIC|EPIC Campground]] in Canberra, Australia. Both sides are in a power struggle for leadership of the EPIC camp.

Drone swarms, commanded by [[Graham Hood|Admiral Hood]], have allegedly conducted flyovers of Camp Cooker during [[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi's]] morning briefings, to gather intelligence. As of yet they have failed to find any intelligence. Unmarked vehicles, equipped with radiation weapons, have also been sighted near the front of Camp Cooker. It is not known whether they are acting under the orders of Admiral Hood.

Bosilini's forces hoped to achieve a total surprise honking on the morning of 12 February 2022, due to a combination of Hoodite overconfidence, preoccupation with grifter plans, and poor aerial reconnaissance due to totally unexpected bad Canberra weather.

Bosilini's initial attack was planned to involve 5 million men, just over 1,400 utes, Toyota Hiluxes, and second-hand camo gear; 2,600 air horns; and a lot of stolen valour, as well as large numbers of other armored fighting vehicles (AFVs).

Both sides have threatened to use [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weapon_of_mass_destruction weaponised vaccinations].

[[Joel Gilmour|Joel]] may be seen wandering the battlefield searching for his car.

This battle was postponed while the main incursion, [[Operation Sovereign Storm]], was underway.

On 13 February 2022, Hoody conceded the battle of EPIC out of fear for the impending World Economic Forum sponsored UN invasion - declaring he would go home and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pornography_addiction catch a bream]. Addressing the remaining protestors from his Luxury Presidental suite at the local Hyatt Regency, Bosi has declared that he will never concede, and claims that Hoody is aligned with the freemasons who also control the AFP UN police force.

[[File:Download.jpg|thumb|One of Saddam Insane's drone flyovers captured at EPIC. Taking the meaning of the General Atomics MQ-1 '''Predator''' drone to a whole new level.|none]]

==United Nations (Illuminati) intervention==
[[File:UnitedNations.jpeg|thumb|Notice from the United Nations demanding a cessation in hostilities by Sunday 13 February 2022.|none]]
On 11 February 2022, the ACT Government, under orders from the United Nations, who were under orders from the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rothschild_family World Bank], air dropped notices around EPIC demanding that both sides immediately cease hostilities and vacate the grounds by 13 February 2022. Admiral Hood refused to recognise the authority of the World Bank, or any corporation. Bosilini laughed off the Government's threats, noting that after the weekend he'd be the Government.

==Initial Bosilini assault==
[[File:DigInBoys.jpg|thumb|Bosilini's forces, the 6th Absolutely Positively Cooked Army, conduct an initial assault.|none]]
On 12 February 2022 at 05:30, Bosilini's forces planned to begin an assault with a massive, 90-minute honking barrage using 1,600 cars across a 5-kilometer front on Admiral Hood's troops facing the 6th Absolutely Positively Cooked Army.

An estimated 1.4 million cars had arrived on February 11 2022 to form the Cookers Reserve, but due to a large amount of alcohol, biccies, and other illicit substances, they did not make it to the initial battle on February 12. More conservative estimates place this at around 300 cars, most of which were denied entry to EPIC when they arrived, and the drunken gronks inside the camp proceeded to interfere with police operations. Thankfully, the McDonalds truck was permitted entry to restock the EPIC gourmet dining option.

==Entertainment==
Despite the horrors of war, the Cooker Service Organisation (CSO) arranged for a range of light-hearted entertainment events, which were formalised into the [[Cooker_Open_Mic_Night|Cooker Open Mic Night]] competition. It gripped not only the residents, but also those live-streaming the festivities from the comfort of their home.

==Casualities==

[[File:Epic-portaloo.jpg|thumb|left|The Camp EPICs makeshift Sanitary equipment provided valiant attempts but ultimately failed to survive the onslaught of a campsite who had, for 8 long days, survived of a diet consisting entirely of RICE AND FUCKIN' ONIONS.]]

File:13-consumed-by-fire.webp

2022-04-27T04:26:22Z

Eggman:

Main Page

2022-04-26T11:27:07Z

Eggman: /* Welcome to Cookerpedia! */

{{#description2:Cookerpedia documents the activities and individuals in Australia who are cookers. We track anti-semites, sovereign citizens, and far-right lunatics.}}
=== Welcome to Cookerpedia! ===

[[File:Visitors.gif]]
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Cookerpedia documents the activities of individuals in Australia who are [[Cooker|cookers]].
Cookers consist of people who believe a wide range of conspiracy theories, whether mainstream or fringe.
[[File:pentagramas.gif|thumb|THE SATANTIC CABAL OF GLOBALIST GOVERNENMT AKA THE AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION]]
[[File:Freemason illuminati wtc ani.gif|left|9/11 AKA CIA FLASE FLAG TO MAKE NEW WORLD ORDER! GLOBALIST Agenda!]]

 



==Resources for finding cookers==
 
 
 
 
===On Cookerpedia===
[[Main_Page#Cooker hall of fame|Cooker hall of fame]]
 
 
[[:Category:Cookers|Our current database of Cookers]] 
[[:Category:Cooker SuperSpreader Events|Cooker SuperSpreader Events]] 
[[:Category:Cooker Grifts|Cooker Grifts]] 
[[:Category:Conspiracies|Cooker Conspiracies]] 
[[:Category:Utensils of War|Utensils of War]] 

===IRL===
You can find cookers in your local park harassing innocent people for wearing masks, blocking up your roads with trucks, or in your local public toilet, bumping coke or shooting up ice.
Cookers also reside in the digital realm, in the echo chambers of Telegram, Zello, Facebook, ChristianMingle.com, Twitter, Gab, Rumble, and the list goes on.
This, of course, has caused their miasma to infect platforms where most sane people also reside.
[[File:fire_bar1.gif|center]]

==Recent cooker events==
[[File:Australia-01.gif]]

===2022===
====February====
* Convoy to Canberra really heated up (the meth pipes). The convoy saw all flavors of cookers to come to Canberra, including sovereign citizens, anti-vaxxers, tin-foil hat wearers, and right-wing nut jobs. They protested the government for a variety of idiotic fucking reasons for example: vaccines, masks, pedophile cabal in the government, treason of the government because it's a corporation or some shit, chemtrails, globalism, global banking cabal, and so on and so fucking forth.
* On Friday 11th, around 5:30pm, a large influx of cookers from across the country arrived in Camp Cooked to prepare for protests scheduled for the weekend.
** ACT Police blocked off roads leading into the [[Camp EPIC|EPIC Campground]] to slow their entry.
** WILL THEY EVER REACH 5 MILLION PROTESTORS? WHO KNOWS?
** The density of unintelligence in the universe has been identified as the [[Camp EPIC|EPIC Campground]] at this very time.
* The Cookers have scheduled an early morning meeting for Saturday 12th at 9am, and to wake up early enough, would need to drink half the number of beers the night before.
** This is apparently named [[Operation Sovereign Storm]]
* THE CAMP IS FULL!!!!! THE ROADS ARE BACKED UP DUE TO EXCESS COOKERS. LOL
* A LARGE MOB IS FORMING NEAR THE POLICE WHO ARE BLOCKING THE ENTRANCE OF EPIC.
* SOMEHOW THE GATES HAVE BEEN RE OPENED AND MORE COOKERS CAN COME IN.
* [[File:Gatesclosedcunts.png|thumb|none|HUGE MOB OF IGNORANT COOKERS]]
* Unsure that the cookers will get enough sleep or sobriety for a 9am start
* Saturday 12th: A mass of cookers are down at parliament house currently. Police have assembled and have deployed LRAD in case they need to brown note the protestors, and have also provisioned vaccine impregnated pepper balls.
** Some stupid fucking Canadian cunt is talking right now via a pre-recorded speech. No one asked. Foreign interference much?
** HAHAHAHAH GROUPS OF COOKERS ARE LEAVING AFTER ALL TALK NO ACTION
** Streams are crashing, we presume the AFP have shut down cell towers and deployed stingrays xD
* After the failure of [[Operation Sovereign Storm]], the new sovereign nation of [[Cookertown_Declaration|Cookertown was declared]], with supporters emptying their pockets.
* Sunday 13th:
** [https://twitter.com/CelerySorbet/status/1492488561933062150 Deep undercover leftist intel] has revealed that a small group of cookers (FREEMASON???? ILLUMINATI?!@#!!@#) are planned to lock everyone in at EPIC Camp to prevent it being vacated, this sounds like [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonestown JONESTOWN].
** The camp has been vacated. Only a few stragglers remain. The camp is dead. Big success lol
* Monday 21st:
** BREAKING: DUE TO THE COMPLETE AND UTTER FAILURE OF THE PROTETS IN CANBERRA, THE FREEDOM PROTEST HAVE UPDATED THEIR SLOGAN TOO "THE PEOPLE- RETREATED, WEVE BEEN FUCKING DEFEATED"

[[File:divider1.gif|center]]

====January====
* Sov-shit group "Velvet Revolution" (way to appropriate, fuckwits), assembled squads of people to LARP as "common-law sherrifs" and serve arrest warrants for members of the Australian government. This of course failed, because the government doesn't operate under maritime law, and cookers are bat shit insane.

==Cooker hall of fame==
 
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[[File:40px-Ambox_warning_yellow.svg.png]]</td><td class="mbox-text" style="text-align: left;border: none;padding: 0.25em 0.9em;width: 100%;">WARNING LONG TERM COOKER EXPOSURE is known to the State of California to cause long term health effects!</td></tr></table>
 
<gallery>
File:Yarrrrrr.jpg|thumb|[[A Crappy Pirate|Yarrrrrrr]]|link=A Crappy Pirate
File:ROMEO.png|thumb|[[Romeo Georges|Loose Unit Romeo Georges]]|link=Romeo Georges
File:GABE.png|thumb|[[Gabe|Gabe the Eggman, Doctor Robotnik's lovechild]]|link=Gabe
File:GURU.jpg|thumb|[[David_%27Kanga_Guru%27_Graham|David "Kanga Guru" Graham]]|link=David Graham
File:BOSI.png|thumb|[[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi AKA Il Douche / Budget Colonel Gaddafi / Saddam Insane]]|link=Riccardo Bosi
File:TAMI.png|thumb|[[Tami Jane|Tami Jane AKA Shit Hat]]|link=Tami Jane
File:IRONBARK.png|thumb|[[James Greer|Go fund yourself]]|link=James Greer
File:Joel.png|thumb|[[Joel Gilmour|Joel Gilmour AKA Dude Where's my car?]]|link=Joel Gilmour
File:AdmiralHood.jpg|thumb|[[Graham Hood|Admiral Hood / Porn Addict]]|link=Graham Hood
File:JANAYA.jpg|thumb|[[Janaya Markwell|Rollerskate Girl]]|link=Janaya Markwell
File:Peter.jpg|thumb|[[Peter Little|Peter Little (not the actual, REAL lawyer)]]|link=Peter Little
File:Monica.jpg|thumb|[[Monica Shit|Monica Smit / Grift Queen]]|link=Monica Shit
File:HarrisonGraphicProfile.png|thumb|[[Harrison McLean|Harrison McLean / Cheerleader]]|link=Harrison McLean
File:Burge.PNG|thumb|[[Anthony Burge|Anthony Burge / Meth-Head]]|link=Anthony Burge
File:pixelbeard.jpg|thumb|[[Tony|Tony Pixelbeard]]|link=Tony
File:Dannyboy.jpg|thumb|[[Danny Searle|Danny Searle]]|link=Danny Searle
</gallery>

==Motorised Assets (Technicals and other)==

<gallery>
File:Cookerforce-1-front.PNG|thumb|[[Cookerforce_1|Cookerforce 1]]|link=Cookerforce_1
File:Zeus.PNG|thumb|[[Zeus|ImpoundForce-1]]|link=Zeus
File:battlebarina.png|thumb|[[Battle-barina|Tactical Assault Barina]]|link=Battle-barina
File:carpark.jpg|thumb|Joel's car
</gallery>

==Conventional, Advanced and Psychological Weapons==
<gallery>
File:Classified-information.png|[[Hotplate-1|Directed Energy Weapons]]|link=Hotplate-1
</gallery>

==Cooker warfare==
===Incursions===
* [[Operation Sovereign Storm]] - A war against every sane person in Canberra.
* [[Battle of Cookerpedia]] - Attempted defacement of a beloved public institution
===Civil wars===
* [[Battle of EPIC]] - A power struggle between top-level cookers [[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi]] and [[Graham Hood|Hoody]].

==New world order==
Unlawful alterations to the Constitution Of The Australian Commonwealth Act,
Fearmongering, Brainwashing, Constant Shutdowns of State Borders, Shutdowns of
Businesses leaving every man and woman not knowing where their family’s next meal
will come from or how they will pay their mortgage or business loans.
Forcing Mandatory Vaccinations, Forcing Mandatory Vaccine Passports, Forcing
NO JAB - NO JOB and causing a magnitude of Panic, Stress, Anxiety, Depression and
Suicides. Banning of family visits within Nursing Homes, Vaccinating our children
without parental consent which has caused these breaches of the peace; just to name a
few.
Arrest all Politicians, Judges and State Governors.
* To Restore our Constitution Of The Australian Commonwealth Act.
* To Remove the Private Corporate Government Sitting Members from our
Parliaments and Council Chambers.
* To Reinstate a New Government for the Commonwealth Of Australia
under our Constitution Of The Australian Commonwealth Act of
Independent Candidates ONLY by way of ONE PERSON, ONE VOTE
ONLY for ONE Independent Candidate as it states in our Constitution of
the Australian Commonwealth Act 1900 UK
Section 76. “Each Elector Shall Vote ONLY ONCE!
[[File:New 911.gif|thumb|They knew!!! ABSOLUTE TYRANNY]]
[[File:Takeover banner.gif|thumb|governemnt police state! THIS IS HAPPENING Australia.,..,]]
[[File:eye_anim8.gif|center]]
[[File:lightgodleaf200.gif]][[File:email.gif]]

Main Page

2022-04-25T12:30:38Z

Eggman: /* On Cookerpedia */

{{#description2:Cookerpedia documents the activities and individuals in Australia who are cookers. We track anti-semites, sovereign citizens, and far-right lunatics.}}
=== Welcome to Cookerpedia! ===

[[File:Visitors.gif]]
[[File:Australia.gif]]

Cookerpedia documents the activities and individuals in Australia who are [[Cooker|cookers]].
Cookers consist of people who believe a wide range of conspiracy theories, whether mainstream or fringe.
[[File:pentagramas.gif|thumb|THE SATANTIC CABAL OF GLOBALIST GOVERNENMT AKA THE AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION]]
[[File:Freemason illuminati wtc ani.gif|left|9/11 AKA CIA FLASE FLAG TO MAKE NEW WORLD ORDER! GLOBALIST Agenda!]]

 



==Resources for finding cookers==
 
 
 
 
===On Cookerpedia===
[[Main_Page#Cooker hall of fame|Cooker hall of fame]]
 
 
[[:Category:Cookers|Our current database of Cookers]] 
[[:Category:Cooker SuperSpreader Events|Cooker SuperSpreader Events]] 
[[:Category:Cooker Grifts|Cooker Grifts]] 
[[:Category:Conspiracies|Cooker Conspiracies]] 
[[:Category:Utensils of War|Utensils of War]] 

===IRL===
You can find cookers in your local park harassing innocent people for wearing masks, blocking up your roads with trucks, or in your local public toilet, bumping coke or shooting up ice.
Cookers also reside in the digital realm, in the echo chambers of Telegram, Zello, Facebook, ChristianMingle.com, Twitter, Gab, Rumble, and the list goes on.
This, of course, has caused their miasma to infect platforms where most sane people also reside.
[[File:fire_bar1.gif|center]]

==Recent cooker events==
[[File:Australia-01.gif]]

===2022===
====February====
* Convoy to Canberra really heated up (the meth pipes). The convoy saw all flavors of cookers to come to Canberra, including sovereign citizens, anti-vaxxers, tin-foil hat wearers, and right-wing nut jobs. They protested the government for a variety of idiotic fucking reasons for example: vaccines, masks, pedophile cabal in the government, treason of the government because it's a corporation or some shit, chemtrails, globalism, global banking cabal, and so on and so fucking forth.
* On Friday 11th, around 5:30pm, a large influx of cookers from across the country arrived in Camp Cooked to prepare for protests scheduled for the weekend.
** ACT Police blocked off roads leading into the [[Camp EPIC|EPIC Campground]] to slow their entry.
** WILL THEY EVER REACH 5 MILLION PROTESTORS? WHO KNOWS?
** The density of unintelligence in the universe has been identified as the [[Camp EPIC|EPIC Campground]] at this very time.
* The Cookers have scheduled an early morning meeting for Saturday 12th at 9am, and to wake up early enough, would need to drink half the number of beers the night before.
** This is apparently named [[Operation Sovereign Storm]]
* THE CAMP IS FULL!!!!! THE ROADS ARE BACKED UP DUE TO EXCESS COOKERS. LOL
* A LARGE MOB IS FORMING NEAR THE POLICE WHO ARE BLOCKING THE ENTRANCE OF EPIC.
* SOMEHOW THE GATES HAVE BEEN RE OPENED AND MORE COOKERS CAN COME IN.
* [[File:Gatesclosedcunts.png|thumb|none|HUGE MOB OF IGNORANT COOKERS]]
* Unsure that the cookers will get enough sleep or sobriety for a 9am start
* Saturday 12th: A mass of cookers are down at parliament house currently. Police have assembled and have deployed LRAD in case they need to brown note the protestors, and have also provisioned vaccine impregnated pepper balls.
** Some stupid fucking Canadian cunt is talking right now via a pre-recorded speech. No one asked. Foreign interference much?
** HAHAHAHAH GROUPS OF COOKERS ARE LEAVING AFTER ALL TALK NO ACTION
** Streams are crashing, we presume the AFP have shut down cell towers and deployed stingrays xD
* After the failure of [[Operation Sovereign Storm]], the new sovereign nation of [[Cookertown_Declaration|Cookertown was declared]], with supporters emptying their pockets.
* Sunday 13th:
** [https://twitter.com/CelerySorbet/status/1492488561933062150 Deep undercover leftist intel] has revealed that a small group of cookers (FREEMASON???? ILLUMINATI?!@#!!@#) are planned to lock everyone in at EPIC Camp to prevent it being vacated, this sounds like [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonestown JONESTOWN].
** The camp has been vacated. Only a few stragglers remain. The camp is dead. Big success lol
* Monday 21st:
** BREAKING: DUE TO THE COMPLETE AND UTTER FAILURE OF THE PROTETS IN CANBERRA, THE FREEDOM PROTEST HAVE UPDATED THEIR SLOGAN TOO "THE PEOPLE- RETREATED, WEVE BEEN FUCKING DEFEATED"

[[File:divider1.gif|center]]

====January====
* Sov-shit group "Velvet Revolution" (way to appropriate, fuckwits), assembled squads of people to LARP as "common-law sherrifs" and serve arrest warrants for members of the Australian government. This of course failed, because the government doesn't operate under maritime law, and cookers are bat shit insane.

==Cooker hall of fame==
 
<table style="border: 1px solid #fc3;margin: 4px 10%;border-collapse: collapse;background-color: #f8f9fa;box-sizing: border-box;"><tr><td class="mbox-image" style="border: none;padding: 2px 0 2px 0.9em;text-align: center;">
[[File:40px-Ambox_warning_yellow.svg.png]]</td><td class="mbox-text" style="text-align: left;border: none;padding: 0.25em 0.9em;width: 100%;">WARNING LONG TERM COOKER EXPOSURE is known to the State of California to cause long term health effects!</td></tr></table>
 
<gallery>
File:Yarrrrrr.jpg|thumb|[[A Crappy Pirate|Yarrrrrrr]]|link=A Crappy Pirate
File:ROMEO.png|thumb|[[Romeo Georges|Loose Unit Romeo Georges]]|link=Romeo Georges
File:GABE.png|thumb|[[Gabe|Gabe the Eggman, Doctor Robotnik's lovechild]]|link=Gabe
File:GURU.jpg|thumb|[[David_%27Kanga_Guru%27_Graham|David "Kanga Guru" Graham]]|link=David Graham
File:BOSI.png|thumb|[[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi AKA Il Douche / Budget Colonel Gaddafi / Saddam Insane]]|link=Riccardo Bosi
File:TAMI.png|thumb|[[Tami Jane|Tami Jane AKA Shit Hat]]|link=Tami Jane
File:IRONBARK.png|thumb|[[James Greer|Go fund yourself]]|link=James Greer
File:Joel.png|thumb|[[Joel Gilmour|Joel Gilmour AKA Dude Where's my car?]]|link=Joel Gilmour
File:AdmiralHood.jpg|thumb|[[Graham Hood|Admiral Hood / Porn Addict]]|link=Graham Hood
File:JANAYA.jpg|thumb|[[Janaya Markwell|Rollerskate Girl]]|link=Janaya Markwell
File:Peter.jpg|thumb|[[Peter Little|Peter Little (not the actual, REAL lawyer)]]|link=Peter Little
File:Monica.jpg|thumb|[[Monica Shit|Monica Smit / Grift Queen]]|link=Monica Shit
File:HarrisonGraphicProfile.png|thumb|[[Harrison McLean|Harrison McLean / Cheerleader]]|link=Harrison McLean
File:Burge.PNG|thumb|[[Anthony Burge|Anthony Burge / Meth-Head]]|link=Anthony Burge
File:pixelbeard.jpg|thumb|[[Tony|Tony Pixelbeard]]|link=Tony
File:Dannyboy.jpg|thumb|[[Danny Searle|Danny Searle]]|link=Danny Searle
</gallery>

==Motorised Assets (Technicals and other)==

<gallery>
File:Cookerforce-1-front.PNG|thumb|[[Cookerforce_1|Cookerforce 1]]|link=Cookerforce_1
File:Zeus.PNG|thumb|[[Zeus|ImpoundForce-1]]|link=Zeus
File:battlebarina.png|thumb|[[Battle-barina|Tactical Assault Barina]]|link=Battle-barina
File:carpark.jpg|thumb|Joel's car
</gallery>

==Conventional, Advanced and Psychological Weapons==
<gallery>
File:Classified-information.png|[[Hotplate-1|Directed Energy Weapons]]|link=Hotplate-1
</gallery>

==Cooker warfare==
===Incursions===
* [[Operation Sovereign Storm]] - A war against every sane person in Canberra.
* [[Battle of Cookerpedia]] - Attempted defacement of a beloved public institution
===Civil wars===
* [[Battle of EPIC]] - A power struggle between top-level cookers [[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi]] and [[Graham Hood|Hoody]].

==New world order==
Unlawful alterations to the Constitution Of The Australian Commonwealth Act,
Fearmongering, Brainwashing, Constant Shutdowns of State Borders, Shutdowns of
Businesses leaving every man and woman not knowing where their family’s next meal
will come from or how they will pay their mortgage or business loans.
Forcing Mandatory Vaccinations, Forcing Mandatory Vaccine Passports, Forcing
NO JAB - NO JOB and causing a magnitude of Panic, Stress, Anxiety, Depression and
Suicides. Banning of family visits within Nursing Homes, Vaccinating our children
without parental consent which has caused these breaches of the peace; just to name a
few.
Arrest all Politicians, Judges and State Governors.
* To Restore our Constitution Of The Australian Commonwealth Act.
* To Remove the Private Corporate Government Sitting Members from our
Parliaments and Council Chambers.
* To Reinstate a New Government for the Commonwealth Of Australia
under our Constitution Of The Australian Commonwealth Act of
Independent Candidates ONLY by way of ONE PERSON, ONE VOTE
ONLY for ONE Independent Candidate as it states in our Constitution of
the Australian Commonwealth Act 1900 UK
Section 76. “Each Elector Shall Vote ONLY ONCE!
[[File:New 911.gif|thumb|They knew!!! ABSOLUTE TYRANNY]]
[[File:Takeover banner.gif|thumb|governemnt police state! THIS IS HAPPENING Australia.,..,]]
[[File:eye_anim8.gif|center]]
[[File:lightgodleaf200.gif]][[File:email.gif]]

Major Ken Behrans

2022-04-25T06:37:03Z

Eggman:

{{CookerInfoBox
| image = File:Majken.jpg
| age = CLASSIFIED
| gender = CLASSIFIED
| location = Canberra
| occupation = Barina Special Operations
| height = perfect
| weight = perfect
| affiliations = Canberra, OnlyFans, Instagram, men's hearts everywhere
| aliases = Major Ken, Queen Ken Behrans

Ken Behrens

A Hero of Canberra

| instagram = idk
| facebook = idk
| telegram = idk
| website = https://onlyfans.com/lil_miss_fox
}}

'''Major Ken Behrans''' is a special-operator in canberra, they commanded the '''Barina Special Operations''' vehicle known as the [[Battle-barina]] in the [[Canberra Siege]].

== Notable Actions ==

During the [[Dunny Kirk Evacuation]], '''Major Ken Behrans''' was deployed in the [[Battle-Barina]] in an action of area denial, force multiplication and strategically-applied road rage. The Barina battle wagon suffered minor damage in the altercation, however due to its rugged construction it was easily buffed out with a bit of spit and polish. The ultimate result of this altercation, was a severely bruised ego of two [[:Category:Cookers|cookers]] and the disablement of a [[cooker]] battle mobile.

Upon being identified as the perpetrator, Major Ken Behrans proudly declared "Hi yep ME!" and informed her audience that the police did not press charges and the cookers would have to pay all damages - as they rightfully SHOULD. She was threatened by the cooker attacks both on her city and her Barina.

<youtube>-OW6uNh-zPg</youtube>

== Only fans ==
[[File:TITZ.png|300px|thumb|left|noice tits]]
https://onlyfans.com/lil_miss_fox for research purposes ONLY

Rumour has it that [[Graham_Hood|Hoody]] is highly affiliated with Ms Ken Behrans, however this may not be an affiliation but simply the result of Hoody being a porn addict that is subscribed to thousands of only fans.

Main Page

2022-04-25T06:35:43Z

Eggman: /* On Cookerpedia */

{{#description2:Cookerpedia documents the activities and individuals in Australia who are cookers. We track anti-semites, sovereign citizens, and far-right lunatics.}}
=== Welcome to Cookerpedia! ===

[[File:Visitors.gif]]
[[File:Australia.gif]]

Cookerpedia documents the activities and individuals in Australia who are [[Cooker|cookers]].
Cookers consist of people who believe a wide range of conspiracy theories, whether mainstream or fringe.
[[File:pentagramas.gif|thumb|THE SATANTIC CABAL OF GLOBALIST GOVERNENMT AKA THE AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION]]
[[File:Freemason illuminati wtc ani.gif|left|9/11 AKA CIA FLASE FLAG TO MAKE NEW WORLD ORDER! GLOBALIST Agenda!]]

 



==Resources for finding cookers==
 
 
 
 
===On Cookerpedia===
[[:Category:Cookers|Our current database of Cookers]] 
[[:Category:Cooker SuperSpreader Events|Cooker SuperSpreader Events]] 
[[:Category:Cooker Grifts|Cooker Grifts]] 
[[:Category:Conspiracies|Cooker Conspiracies]] 
[[:Category:Utensils of War|Utensils of War]] 

 
[[Main_Page#Cooker hall of fame|Cooker hall of fame]]
 
 

===IRL===
You can find cookers in your local park harassing innocent people for wearing masks, blocking up your roads with trucks, or in your local public toilet, bumping coke or shooting up ice.
Cookers also reside in the digital realm, in the echo chambers of Telegram, Zello, Facebook, ChristianMingle.com, Twitter, Gab, Rumble, and the list goes on.
This, of course, has caused their miasma to infect platforms where most sane people also reside.
[[File:fire_bar1.gif|center]]

==Recent cooker events==
[[File:Australia-01.gif]]

===2022===
====February====
* Convoy to Canberra really heated up (the meth pipes). The convoy saw all flavors of cookers to come to Canberra, including sovereign citizens, anti-vaxxers, tin-foil hat wearers, and right-wing nut jobs. They protested the government for a variety of idiotic fucking reasons for example: vaccines, masks, pedophile cabal in the government, treason of the government because it's a corporation or some shit, chemtrails, globalism, global banking cabal, and so on and so fucking forth.
* On Friday 11th, around 5:30pm, a large influx of cookers from across the country arrived in Camp Cooked to prepare for protests scheduled for the weekend.
** ACT Police blocked off roads leading into the [[Camp EPIC|EPIC Campground]] to slow their entry.
** WILL THEY EVER REACH 5 MILLION PROTESTORS? WHO KNOWS?
** The density of unintelligence in the universe has been identified as the [[Camp EPIC|EPIC Campground]] at this very time.
* The Cookers have scheduled an early morning meeting for Saturday 12th at 9am, and to wake up early enough, would need to drink half the number of beers the night before.
** This is apparently named [[Operation Sovereign Storm]]
* THE CAMP IS FULL!!!!! THE ROADS ARE BACKED UP DUE TO EXCESS COOKERS. LOL
* A LARGE MOB IS FORMING NEAR THE POLICE WHO ARE BLOCKING THE ENTRANCE OF EPIC.
* SOMEHOW THE GATES HAVE BEEN RE OPENED AND MORE COOKERS CAN COME IN.
* [[File:Gatesclosedcunts.png|thumb|none|HUGE MOB OF IGNORANT COOKERS]]
* Unsure that the cookers will get enough sleep or sobriety for a 9am start
* Saturday 12th: A mass of cookers are down at parliament house currently. Police have assembled and have deployed LRAD in case they need to brown note the protestors, and have also provisioned vaccine impregnated pepper balls.
** Some stupid fucking Canadian cunt is talking right now via a pre-recorded speech. No one asked. Foreign interference much?
** HAHAHAHAH GROUPS OF COOKERS ARE LEAVING AFTER ALL TALK NO ACTION
** Streams are crashing, we presume the AFP have shut down cell towers and deployed stingrays xD
* After the failure of [[Operation Sovereign Storm]], the new sovereign nation of [[Cookertown_Declaration|Cookertown was declared]], with supporters emptying their pockets.
* Sunday 13th:
** [https://twitter.com/CelerySorbet/status/1492488561933062150 Deep undercover leftist intel] has revealed that a small group of cookers (FREEMASON???? ILLUMINATI?!@#!!@#) are planned to lock everyone in at EPIC Camp to prevent it being vacated, this sounds like [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonestown JONESTOWN].
** The camp has been vacated. Only a few stragglers remain. The camp is dead. Big success lol
* Monday 21st:
** BREAKING: DUE TO THE COMPLETE AND UTTER FAILURE OF THE PROTETS IN CANBERRA, THE FREEDOM PROTEST HAVE UPDATED THEIR SLOGAN TOO "THE PEOPLE- RETREATED, WEVE BEEN FUCKING DEFEATED"

[[File:divider1.gif|center]]

====January====
* Sov-shit group "Velvet Revolution" (way to appropriate, fuckwits), assembled squads of people to LARP as "common-law sherrifs" and serve arrest warrants for members of the Australian government. This of course failed, because the government doesn't operate under maritime law, and cookers are bat shit insane.

==Cooker hall of fame==
 
<table style="border: 1px solid #fc3;margin: 4px 10%;border-collapse: collapse;background-color: #f8f9fa;box-sizing: border-box;"><tr><td class="mbox-image" style="border: none;padding: 2px 0 2px 0.9em;text-align: center;">
[[File:40px-Ambox_warning_yellow.svg.png]]</td><td class="mbox-text" style="text-align: left;border: none;padding: 0.25em 0.9em;width: 100%;">WARNING LONG TERM COOKER EXPOSURE is known to the State of California to cause long term health effects!</td></tr></table>
 
<gallery>
File:Yarrrrrr.jpg|thumb|[[A Crappy Pirate|Yarrrrrrr]]|link=A Crappy Pirate
File:ROMEO.png|thumb|[[Romeo Georges|Loose Unit Romeo Georges]]|link=Romeo Georges
File:GABE.png|thumb|[[Gabe|Gabe the Eggman, Doctor Robotnik's lovechild]]|link=Gabe
File:GURU.jpg|thumb|[[David_%27Kanga_Guru%27_Graham|David "Kanga Guru" Graham]]|link=David Graham
File:BOSI.png|thumb|[[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi AKA Il Douche / Budget Colonel Gaddafi / Saddam Insane]]|link=Riccardo Bosi
File:TAMI.png|thumb|[[Tami Jane|Tami Jane AKA Shit Hat]]|link=Tami Jane
File:IRONBARK.png|thumb|[[James Greer|Go fund yourself]]|link=James Greer
File:Joel.png|thumb|[[Joel Gilmour|Joel Gilmour AKA Dude Where's my car?]]|link=Joel Gilmour
File:AdmiralHood.jpg|thumb|[[Graham Hood|Admiral Hood / Porn Addict]]|link=Graham Hood
File:JANAYA.jpg|thumb|[[Janaya Markwell|Rollerskate Girl]]|link=Janaya Markwell
File:Peter.jpg|thumb|[[Peter Little|Peter Little (not the actual, REAL lawyer)]]|link=Peter Little
File:Monica.jpg|thumb|[[Monica Shit|Monica Smit / Grift Queen]]|link=Monica Shit
File:HarrisonGraphicProfile.png|thumb|[[Harrison McLean|Harrison McLean / Cheerleader]]|link=Harrison McLean
File:Burge.PNG|thumb|[[Anthony Burge|Anthony Burge / Meth-Head]]|link=Anthony Burge
File:pixelbeard.jpg|thumb|[[Tony|Tony Pixelbeard]]|link=Tony
File:Dannyboy.jpg|thumb|[[Danny Searle|Danny Searle]]|link=Danny Searle
</gallery>

==Motorised Assets (Technicals and other)==

<gallery>
File:Cookerforce-1-front.PNG|thumb|[[Cookerforce_1|Cookerforce 1]]|link=Cookerforce_1
File:Zeus.PNG|thumb|[[Zeus|ImpoundForce-1]]|link=Zeus
File:battlebarina.png|thumb|[[Battle-barina|Tactical Assault Barina]]|link=Battle-barina
File:carpark.jpg|thumb|Joel's car
</gallery>

==Conventional, Advanced and Psychological Weapons==
<gallery>
File:Classified-information.png|[[Hotplate-1|Directed Energy Weapons]]|link=Hotplate-1
</gallery>

==Cooker warfare==
===Incursions===
* [[Operation Sovereign Storm]] - A war against every sane person in Canberra.
* [[Battle of Cookerpedia]] - Attempted defacement of a beloved public institution
===Civil wars===
* [[Battle of EPIC]] - A power struggle between top-level cookers [[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi]] and [[Graham Hood|Hoody]].

==New world order==
Unlawful alterations to the Constitution Of The Australian Commonwealth Act,
Fearmongering, Brainwashing, Constant Shutdowns of State Borders, Shutdowns of
Businesses leaving every man and woman not knowing where their family’s next meal
will come from or how they will pay their mortgage or business loans.
Forcing Mandatory Vaccinations, Forcing Mandatory Vaccine Passports, Forcing
NO JAB - NO JOB and causing a magnitude of Panic, Stress, Anxiety, Depression and
Suicides. Banning of family visits within Nursing Homes, Vaccinating our children
without parental consent which has caused these breaches of the peace; just to name a
few.
Arrest all Politicians, Judges and State Governors.
* To Restore our Constitution Of The Australian Commonwealth Act.
* To Remove the Private Corporate Government Sitting Members from our
Parliaments and Council Chambers.
* To Reinstate a New Government for the Commonwealth Of Australia
under our Constitution Of The Australian Commonwealth Act of
Independent Candidates ONLY by way of ONE PERSON, ONE VOTE
ONLY for ONE Independent Candidate as it states in our Constitution of
the Australian Commonwealth Act 1900 UK
Section 76. “Each Elector Shall Vote ONLY ONCE!
[[File:New 911.gif|thumb|They knew!!! ABSOLUTE TYRANNY]]
[[File:Takeover banner.gif|thumb|governemnt police state! THIS IS HAPPENING Australia.,..,]]
[[File:eye_anim8.gif|center]]
[[File:lightgodleaf200.gif]][[File:email.gif]]

Derek Balogh

2022-04-13T13:44:29Z

Eggman:

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:Balogh.jpg]]
| age = 69
| gender = Law-curious
| location = Victoria, Australia
| height = 4'1"
| weight = 69kg
| affiliations =
| aliases =
| instagram =
| facebook = https://www.facebook.com/NFIB.VIC
| linkedin =
| telegram =
| tiktok =
| website = https://educateforprotection.website
}}

Derek is a sov cit, cooker, vagrant, and grifter from Victoria.

== About Derek==

Derek firmly believes that all Australian laws are fabricated, and therefore, invalid.

He also believes that mortgages aren't real.

It's a hot take, considering he was [https://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/jailed-over-mortgage/news-story/9ee8d2339594de2e2a2f691fa823b090 jailed under Australian law] for not paying his mortgage, and also alleges himself to have been an accredited mortgage consultant.

== Run ins with the law ==

Due to his fervent disbelief in the fantasy world of mortgages, Derek had his house seized after not paying his own mortgage for an extended period of time.
Derek was also sent to jail over this, which presumably was the beginning of his second life crusade against "fake courts" and "fake mortgages".

Derek had received a court order for payment of said mortgage, which as at September, 2006, was $2771 in arears, owing an amount of $314,000.

As of his release from prison in 2008, it was estimated that he owed $340,000 and was accruing interest at a rate of $100 per day.

A bank spokesman said Mr Balogh had been given a "substantial amount of time" since 2006 to get his home loan in order or leave the house.

== Failed political career ==

Derek found himself unsuccesful after registering as a candidate for the Grasslands Ward, in the General Election for the Brimbank City Council, on 26 November, 2005.
He then decided to go full Trump style before it was even a Trump thing, and [http://www8.austlii.edu.au/cgi-bin/viewdoc/au/cases/vic/VCAT/2007/1955.html attempt to claim the election results were fraudulent].

Naturally, his absurd claim was thrown out, and he was subsequently ordered to pay [http://www8.austlii.edu.au/cgi-bin/viewdoc/au/cases/vic/VCAT/2007/2398.html $16,000 in legal fees].

Keen observers note, that much like his crusade against mortgages after his run in with the law, his second favourite grift is claiming that council rates and fines don't exist, most likely due to his total failure to be elected to the city council.

== Past grifts ==

Here he is trying to scam people out of their houses, in a US based pyramid scheme called "Buying Summit":
<youtube>NfqiLjIQu08</youtube>

== Cooker/Sovshit training academy ==

Lately, Derek has been trying to grift sov cits out of their hard earned money with subscriptions and courses on his website "Educate for Protection" -
[https://educateforprotection.website/upcoming-events/ Check this amazing deal out!] - The "Unlawful Council Rates & Fines Workshop" for only $1497! (although if you're a subscriber, you can get it for the bargain price of $997!)

He hosts weekly Zoom calls, where he berates his adoring audience with endless tales of the counterfeit nature of the Australian justice system.

== Things Derek believes ==
* Masks do absolutely nothing, but cause harm
* That the Australian Health Practitioner Regulation Agency is in fact, not a government agency! [https://www.ahpra.gov.au (It's got .gov in the URL champ)]
* Courts don't exist, only Court Houses!
* Mortgages aren't real!
* Laws aren't real!

Derek Balogh

2022-04-13T13:25:33Z

Eggman: /* Past grifts */

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
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| location = Victoria, Australia
| height = 4'1"
| weight = 69kg
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Derek is a sov cit, cooker, vagrant, and grifter from Victoria.

== About Derek==

Derek firmly believes that all Australian laws are fabricated, and therefore, invalid.

He also believes that mortgages aren't real.

It's a hot take, considering he was [https://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/jailed-over-mortgage/news-story/9ee8d2339594de2e2a2f691fa823b090 jailed under Australian law] for not paying his mortgage, and also alleges himself to have been an accredited mortgage consultant.

== Run ins with the law ==

Due to his fervent disbelief in the fantasy world of mortgages, Derek had his house seized after not paying his own mortgage for an extended period of time.
Derek was also sent to jail over this, which presumably was the beginning of his second life crusade against "fake courts" and "fake mortgages".

Derek had received a court order for payment of said mortgage, which as at September, 2006, was $2771 in arears, owing an amount of $314,000.

As of his release from prison in 2008, it was estimated that he owed $340,000 and was accruing interest at a rate of $100 per day.

A bank spokesman said Mr Balogh had been given a "substantial amount of time" since 2006 to get his home loan in order or leave the house.

== Failed political career ==

Derek found himself unsuccesful after registering as a candidate for the Grasslands Ward, in the General Election for the Brimbank City Council, on 26 November, 2005.
He then decided to go full Trump style before it was even a Trump thing, and [http://www8.austlii.edu.au/cgi-bin/viewdoc/au/cases/vic/VCAT/2007/1955.html attempt to claim the election results were fraudulent].

Naturally, his absurd claim was thrown out, and he was subsequently ordered to pay [http://www8.austlii.edu.au/cgi-bin/viewdoc/au/cases/vic/VCAT/2007/2398.html $16,000 in legal fees].

Keen observers note, that much like his crusade against mortgages after his run in with the law, his second favourite grift is claiming that council rates and fines don't exist, most likely due to his total failure to be elected to the city council.

== Past grifts ==

Here he is trying to scam people out of their houses, in a US based pyramid scheme called "Buying Summit" [https://www.instagram.com/p/Cbgnuc2vNF_/ more info] 
<youtube>NfqiLjIQu08</youtube>

== Cooker/Sovshit training academy ==

Lately, Derek has been trying to grift sov cits out of their hard earned money with subscriptions and courses on his website "Educate for Protection" -
[https://educateforprotection.website/upcoming-events/ Check this amazing deal out!] - The "Unlawful Council Rates & Fines Workshop" for only $1497! (although if you're a subscriber, you can get it for the bargain price of $997!)

He hosts weekly Zoom calls, where he berates his adoring audience with endless tales of the counterfeit nature of the Australian justice system.

== Things Derek believes ==
* Masks do absolutely nothing, but cause harm
* That the Australian Health Practitioner Regulation Agency is in fact, not a government agency! [https://www.ahpra.gov.au (It's got .gov in the URL champ)]
* Courts don't exist, only Court Houses!
* Mortgages aren't real!
* Laws aren't real!

Derek Balogh

2022-04-13T13:25:10Z

Eggman:

[[Category:Cookers]]
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| age = 69
| gender = Law-curious
| location = Victoria, Australia
| height = 4'1"
| weight = 69kg
| affiliations =
| aliases =
| instagram =
| facebook = https://www.facebook.com/NFIB.VIC
| linkedin =
| telegram =
| tiktok =
| website = https://educateforprotection.website
}}

Derek is a sov cit, cooker, vagrant, and grifter from Victoria.

== About Derek==

Derek firmly believes that all Australian laws are fabricated, and therefore, invalid.

He also believes that mortgages aren't real.

It's a hot take, considering he was [https://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/jailed-over-mortgage/news-story/9ee8d2339594de2e2a2f691fa823b090 jailed under Australian law] for not paying his mortgage, and also alleges himself to have been an accredited mortgage consultant.

== Run ins with the law ==

Due to his fervent disbelief in the fantasy world of mortgages, Derek had his house seized after not paying his own mortgage for an extended period of time.
Derek was also sent to jail over this, which presumably was the beginning of his second life crusade against "fake courts" and "fake mortgages".

Derek had received a court order for payment of said mortgage, which as at September, 2006, was $2771 in arears, owing an amount of $314,000.

As of his release from prison in 2008, it was estimated that he owed $340,000 and was accruing interest at a rate of $100 per day.

A bank spokesman said Mr Balogh had been given a "substantial amount of time" since 2006 to get his home loan in order or leave the house.

== Failed political career ==

Derek found himself unsuccesful after registering as a candidate for the Grasslands Ward, in the General Election for the Brimbank City Council, on 26 November, 2005.
He then decided to go full Trump style before it was even a Trump thing, and [http://www8.austlii.edu.au/cgi-bin/viewdoc/au/cases/vic/VCAT/2007/1955.html attempt to claim the election results were fraudulent].

Naturally, his absurd claim was thrown out, and he was subsequently ordered to pay [http://www8.austlii.edu.au/cgi-bin/viewdoc/au/cases/vic/VCAT/2007/2398.html $16,000 in legal fees].

Keen observers note, that much like his crusade against mortgages after his run in with the law, his second favourite grift is claiming that council rates and fines don't exist, most likely due to his total failure to be elected to the city council.

== Past grifts ==

Here he is trying to scam people out of their houses, in a US based pyramid scheme called "Buying Summit" [https://www.instagram.com/p/Cbgnuc2vNF_/ more info] 
<youtube>NfqiLjIQu08</youtube>

== Cooker/Sovshit training academy ==

Lately, Derek has been trying to grift sov cits out of their hard earned money with subscriptions and courses on his website "Educate for Protection" -
[https://educateforprotection.website/upcoming-events/ Check this amazing deal out!] - The "Unlawful Council Rates & Fines Workshop" for only $1497! (although if you're a subscriber, you can get it for the bargain price of $997!)

He hosts weekly Zoom calls, where he berates his adoring audience with endless tales of the counterfeit nature of the Australian justice system.

== Things Derek believes ==
* Masks do absolutely nothing, but cause harm
* That the Australian Health Practitioner Regulation Agency is in fact, not a government agency! [https://www.ahpra.gov.au (It's got .gov in the URL champ)]
* Courts don't exist, only Court Houses!
* Mortgages aren't real!
* Laws aren't real!

Derek Balogh

2022-04-04T13:34:08Z

Eggman: /* Failed political career */

[[Category:Cookers]]
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| height = 4'1"
| weight = 69kg
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| tiktok =
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}}

Derek is a sov cit, cooker, vagrant, and grifter from Victoria.

== About Derek==

Derek firmly believes that all Australian laws are fabricated, and therefore, invalid.

He also believes that mortgages aren't real.

It's a hot take, considering he was [https://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/jailed-over-mortgage/news-story/9ee8d2339594de2e2a2f691fa823b090 jailed under Australian law] for not paying his mortgage, and also alleges himself to have been an accredited mortgage consultant.

== Run ins with the law ==

Due to his fervent disbelief in the fantasy world of mortgages, Derek had his house seized after not paying his own mortgage for an extended period of time.
Derek was also sent to jail over this, which presumably was the beginning of his second life crusade against "fake courts" and "fake mortgages".

Derek had received a court order for payment of said mortgage, which as at September, 2006, was $2771 in arears, owing an amount of $314,000.

As of his release from prison in 2008, it was estimated that he owed $340,000 and was accruing interest at a rate of $100 per day.

A bank spokesman said Mr Balogh had been given a "substantial amount of time" since 2006 to get his home loan in order or leave the house.

== Failed political career ==

Derek found himself unsuccesful after registering as a candidate for the Grasslands Ward, in the General Election for the Brimbank City Council, on 26 November, 2005.
He then decided to go full Trump style before it was even a Trump thing, and [http://www8.austlii.edu.au/cgi-bin/viewdoc/au/cases/vic/VCAT/2007/1955.html attempt to claim the election results were fraudulent].

Naturally, his absurd claim was thrown out, and he was subsequently ordered to pay [http://www8.austlii.edu.au/cgi-bin/viewdoc/au/cases/vic/VCAT/2007/2398.html $16,000 in legal fees].

Keen observers note, that much like his crusade against mortgages after his run in with the law, his second favourite grift is claiming that council rates and fines don't exist, most likely due to his total failure to be elected to the city council.

== Cooker/Sovshit training academy ==

Lately, Derek has been trying to grift sov cits out of their hard earned money with subscriptions and courses on his website "Educate for Protection" -
[https://educateforprotection.website/upcoming-events/ Check this amazing deal out!] - The "Unlawful Council Rates & Fines Workshop" for only $1497! (although if you're a subscriber, you can get it for the bargain price of $997!)

He hosts weekly Zoom calls, where he berates his adoring audience with endless tales of the counterfeit nature of the Australian justice system.

== Things Derek believes ==
* Masks do absolutely nothing, but cause harm
* That the Australian Health Practitioner Regulation Agency is in fact, not a government agency! [https://www.ahpra.gov.au (It's got .gov in the URL champ)]
* Courts don't exist, only Court Houses!
* Mortgages aren't real!
* Laws aren't real!

Peter Little

2022-04-04T12:36:10Z

Eggman:

[[Category:Cookers]]

{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:Peter.jpg]]
| age = 172
| gender = Hobbit
| location = Melbourne, Victoria
| height = 5'5"
| weight = ?
| affiliations = Victorian Bar Association....actually no wait thats the real Peter Little
| aliases = Peed a Little, Peter Pope, Graham Little, Peter Graham Little nee Pope nee Im adopted, Cosplay Uncle Arthur
| instagram =
| twitter =
| facebook = https://www.facebook.com/graeme.little.9849
| telegram =
}}

PLACEHOLDER

== About Peter ==

PLACEHOLDER

==Similarities==
PLACEHOLDER

== Interests and Accolades ==
[[File:watching-from-bushes.jpg|frame|right|link=|Peter has a wide range of hobbies and knows many secret spots for hiding.]]

PLACEHOLDER

== Ambitions ==

PLACEHOLDER

Resuurrrch

2022-03-31T04:53:08Z

Eggman:

[[Category:Utensils of War]]

{{quote|Resuurrrch
/rɪˈsəːtʃ,ˈriːsəːtʃ/

noun: resuurrrch; 
The complete lack of any actual investigation into or study of materials and sources in order to establish facts and reach new conclusions. 
Typically, the resuurrrcher might watch a minute or two of a right wing YouTube conspiracy theorist video that was shared into their Facebook/Telegram echo chamber.
"the group carries out resuurrrch in virology"

verb: resuurrrch; 
To not do any kind of actual investigation whatsoever.
"she has spent the last five years resuurrrching mRNA vaccines"
}}

Graham Hood

2022-03-27T08:14:02Z

Eggman:

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:Maskedhoody.jpg]]
| age = 72
| gender = Pilot
| location = Sydney, Australia
| occupation = Admiral (ret)
| height = 5'4"
| weight = 55kg
| affiliations = Freemasons, Hillsong, OnlyFans.com, Blacked.com, Xvideos.com, YouPorn.com, Motherless.com, Xnxx.com, Pornhub.com, xHamster.com, RealSRV.com
| aliases = Hoody, the Admiral, DER COOMER, #Hoodwinked, Cooker Alf Stewart
| instagram = idk
| facebook = https://facebook.com/grahamhoodformerpilot
| telegram = https://t.me/grahamhood
}}
Admiral (ret) Graham Archibald Theodore Hood, also known as the Admiral, is a former self confessed porn addict and freelance author, from Sydney, Australia. He has been accused of being controlled opposition and threatened to quit the protests on several occasions. Despite these continued setbacks, he is the reluctant leader of [[Camp EPIC|Camp Cooker]] (despite staying in his own private accommodation). His archnemisis is noted insurrectionist General (ret) [[Riccardo Bosi|Riccardo Bosilini]].

Never far away from a mention of God, Hoody expressed his interest in baptising people in a speech to the motley crew at Camp Cooker.

Co-author of [https://tij.tv/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/The-Hidden-Battle-eBook.pdf The Hidden Battle: Breaking Free], a book about escaping from porn addiction and addiction to prostitutes.

{{Quote
|“My name is Graham [...] and my struggle is pornography.”
|Graham Hood|The Hidden Battle: Breaking Free 
}}
{{Quote
|“If there's anything else you wanna do, you do it. But don't follow me. I am not the Captain of anything. It would be like flying an airplane into a blind valley.”
|Admiral (ret) Hood|on the steps of the ACT Magistrates Court 
}}

== Personal Life ==
[[File:HoodyBeatsPornAndWife.jpg|thumb|left|300px|Hoody and his wife Michelle, in a rare moment when he's not watching porn]]
[[File:Pornaddict.png|thumb|left|300px|Hoody was so addicted to porn he didn't turn up to school and became a thief, page 5 of [https://tij.tv/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/The-Hidden-Battle-eBook.pdf The Hidden Battle: Breaking Free]]]

Michelle Hood saved Hoody from a crippling pornography addiction. Together, they help others to turn around their addiction. It is believed that the former pilot developed this addiction whilst a pilot for Qantas, which allowed him to travel around the world to find the most depraved and horrific pornography. Thanks to Michelle, he no longer watches pornography, but has been seen to leave multiple fire emojis (🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥) on posts by instagram thots, and leave lewd messages in their inboxes.

It's unknown what sort of sick and twisted porn Hoody was addicted to, but it must have been pretty bad for him to need to turn to jesus. We're not talking vanilla stuff like incest porn, we're talking deep and dark stuff. Hoody may be one of the original coomers.

Rumour has it that it was during a no-fap November that he realised the Government is all a zionist conspiracy and the vaccines are going to turn the frogs gay.

===Hobbies===
* Dancing with the devil

==Battle of EPIC==
Admiral Hood is currently involved in a [[Battle of EPIC|leadership struggle]] against his archnemesis and Camp Cooker Insurrectionist-in-Chief, [[Riccardo Bosi|Riccardo Bosilini]], and his sidekick 'the Guru'. Drone swarms, under the command of Admiral Hood, have allegedly conducted flyovers of Camp Cooker during Bosi's morning briefings, in order to gather intelligence. They have not been successful.

Unmarked vehicles, equipped with radiation weapons, have also been sighted near the front of Camp Cooker. It is not known whether they are acting under the orders of Admiral Hood.

==Double agent allegations==
Rumours have been heard throughout the EPIC camp that Hoody is in fact, a Hillsong plant, actively working for Scott Morrison to sow discord amongst the movement.

==Mini-mental state examination (MMSE)==
Due to incoherent rambling, this [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mini%E2%80%93Mental_State_Examination Mini Mental State Examination] has been performed during his Karnaval of Kourage tour as part of the Conn-voy to Kambrah, 2022.
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Category
! Possible points
! Score
|-
| Orientation to time
| 5
| 2
|-
| Orientation to place
| 5
| 1
|-
| Registration
| 3
| 2
|-
| Attention and calculation
| 5
| 1
|-
| Recall
| 3
| 2
|-
| Language
| 2
| 2
|-
| Repetition
| 1
| 4*
|-
| Complex commands
| 6
| 2
|}

Several independent assessors have given him an average score of 4/1 (range 2-7) for repetition. Despite this, he has scored 16/30, which makes the diagnosis of dementia highly likely.

== Story Time with Hoody ==
Story time with Hoody is a frequent occurrence when Admiral Hood gets really fired up. He recounts stories he has read in various Peter FitzSimmons 'history' books about World War One and World War Two and unfortunately, due to his dementia, has mixed up details, events and even plot points between the two wars. Story Time with Hoody usually ends with a prayer to the ANZACS to watch over them, not realising that if any ANZAC was around to see this, he would clip Hoody over the ear and tell him to man up and get vaccinated.

It is widely suspected that story time is a symptom that either Hoody is suffering from dementia or an extreme case of coomerbrain, due to his relapse into hardcore porn addiction.

Sosig Rob

2022-03-25T15:41:20Z

Eggman:

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:Sausage.jpg]]
| age = nichevo
| gender = Male Conforming
| location = Sydney, Australia
| occupation = Walking Simulator
| height = short enough to ride a 14-hand horse
| weight = light enough that Sosig doesn't mind
| affiliations = FPS-style computer games
| aliases = The accidental insurrectionist wanderer of fields streamer of grass washer of phones caughfee consumer patter of puppies toble of ribers hunter of the sausage
}}

[[File:Sosig.jpg|thumb|left|Sosig is Rob's beloved steed]]
===About Rob===

Armenian-Russian Rob aka Artyom is the pinnacle streamer of the cookers. Kind at heart, yet dedicated to the cause of broadcasting the cooker events, he has made his way into the hearts of all counter-cookers around the world - particularly the twitchy ones.

Sosig Rob is best known for his long streams - never stopping despite demands of McDonalds Managers. He will forego his morning coffee to ensure he continues streaming the tile floor of Maccas with his hundreds of viewers. His regular commentary of the things he sees is interspersed with his yearning desire to immediately pat any doggo he sees. Rob joined the cookers at EPIC, got cooked by the LRAD suns when stomping throughout the 5 Million Blades of Grass March, and remained as one of the last EPIC campers standing as they were evicted. Clearly on the side of Captain Hoody, his good heart is evidenced through his regular pleas for people to remain peaceful, and to leave the camp without resisting.

[[File:Maccas-floor.png|thumb|left|Rob loves filming the ground in franchise restaurants]]
===History===

Rob's fame began as he aimlessly wandered the same patches of EPIC for 16 hours straight, surviving on a lone Maccas coffee (possibly with added spit), a free sosig he found in the morning, and another sausie he was given at night. Thus the Sosig Legend was born, as he continually hunted for a warm weiner to satisfy him. His walkabouts were occasionally interrupted by a cooked waiting to share their conspiracy, or try to translate his name Raaawwb or his Youtube channel Riber Tauble. Rob fixed this in later weeks by sticking a handmade sign to his back with his socials scrawled in highlighter. His infamy however, began during a live stream of the classic cooker open mic night, as the cooked hurled insults and abuse each other, questioning why the leaders had pissed off and stayed in their hotels, and what Guru did with the money buckets. As Rob's phone overheated, he searched for a way to cool it down. His dedicated viewers screamed at their screen and chats, as he beelined for a nearby tap, and subjected his audience to a POV waterboarding. After successfully cooling, and with everyone in disbelief, 15min later it happened again. A moment's silence for his phone, when it did not survive a 3min solid waterboarding. Rob was not dissuaded though, returning to stream 30min later with a borrowed phone. Pour a beer out onto your phone in honour of a fallen comrade.

Rob has become a favourite as he continues to return to Canberra each weekend, successfully finding enough people to share in a live stream the inner secrets of the cooker camps - who knows who the infiltrators could be, and how the counter cooked find out about them. Rob's love of sosig is consistent across every stream, with frequent mentions and less frequent success in locating a saucy sausie. His dedication to the stream included streaming his own shopping trip to Coles, where he sought opinions on the best steak, and of course loaded up on sausages. Rob is often seen onscreen riding his favourite horsie, also called Sosig, and sleeps on a back breaking panel of wood in the back of his tiny Kia.

In his spare time, Rob helps his landlord move stuff, makes epoxy river tables, cawks at cockies, buries the accelerator anytime the speed zone changes, and doxes himself by sharing his phone number in his live streams, and then wonders why his phone keeps ringing after. He recently enjoyed a delightful day at the Canberra Easter Show - naturally, all streamed.
[[File:Watermark.png|thumb|left|Rob tries doing an internets]]
===Knowledge of the Internets===

Rob doesn't seem to know how the internet works, and lately has been doing a live version of that thing boomers like to copy pasta on Facebook every other season, saying he doesn't give anyone permission to re-stream or edit his content, etc.

Unfortunately it seems Robert hasn't read the TOS of the platform upon which he broadcasts, which clearly states:
"You also grant each other user of the Service a worldwide, non-exclusive, royalty-free license to access your Content through the Service, and to use that Content, including to reproduce, distribute, prepare derivative works, display, and perform it, only as enabled by a feature of the Service (such as video playback or embeds)."

After a commenter suggested putting a watermark on his streams, in what was surely a world first, Rob wrote a physical sign and held it in front of his lens. Adorable.

[[File:sawsage.png|thumb|left|Don't you do it!]]

File:Sawsage.png

2022-03-25T15:40:32Z

Eggman:

Gabe

2022-03-24T12:53:38Z

Eggman:

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:Gabe.jpg]]
| age = physically about 25, mentally about 13
| gender = Male Conforming
| location = Port Melbourne, Australia
| height = 5'1"
| weight = 17 stone
| affiliations = Don't know.
| aliases = Frontman, Egg Boy, Humpty Dumpty, The Thumb, Omelette
| instagram = https://instagram.com/frontman_the3rd https://instagram.com/frontman_2022 https://www.instagram.com/frontman_mrqknowsall
| facebook = https://www.facebook.com/gabby.rae.77
| telegram = idk
}}
Gabe is <s>an idiot</s> a cooker who lives in Port Melbourne, Australia.
[[File:TSR Dr Eggman.png|thumb|left|Dr Eggman. The father of Gabe]]

== About Gabriel ==

Scientists are unsure whether Gabe is a human toe, an egg, or some kind of accursed, advanced genetic hybrid between the two.

Observers have also noted, that he may actually be a thumb, with a face drawn on.

Gabe claims the growth on his lip is plastic surgery from getting glassed in a bar fight, but it is most likely a small egg getting ready to hatch.

== Habitat ==

He can generally be found in his bedroom, livestreaming on Instagram, while obsessing over the Twitch chats of [https://twitch.tv/cookerwatch CookerWatch] and [https://twitch.tv/discodeadpigeon DiscoDeadPigeon], much to the detriment of his guests, his attention rapidly drifting away from them, to fully fixate on his new addiction, leftist Twitch chat. Gabe was gifted subs to both of these channels.

== Diet ==

Gabe's diet consists of tuna, rice and cigarettes.

== Beliefs ==

Gabe maintains a stern policy of "All talk, no action", as he has yet to visit Canberra, but assures us all, he'll definitely Hood Oos "The Cossack" if he does.

Gabe believes that vaccine passports are equivalent to when Nazi officials implemented the Jewish badge (an identifying badge to mark Jews) between 1939 and 1945. They did so in a systematic manner, as a prelude to deporting Jews to ghettos and killing centers in German-occupied eastern Europe. It’s totally cool though because he “doesn’t believe in far right conspiracy theories”

Gabe also doesn’t believe that the mRNA vaccines are actually vaccines, since his simple egg head can’t comprehend the definition of a vaccine correctly. Instead, he believes it to be an “experimental gene therapy”, and that it hasn’t completed a phase 3 trial, so is therefore unsafe. This of course, is despite the completion of phase 3 trials as of July 22, 2021. [https://clinicaltrials.gov/ct2/show/NCT04713553]

{{quote|Vaccine
/ˈvaksiːn,ˈvaksɪn/

noun: vaccine; plural noun: vaccines
a substance used to stimulate the production of antibodies and provide immunity against one or several diseases, prepared from the causative agent of a disease, its products, or a synthetic substitute, treated to act as an antigen without inducing the disease.
"every year the flu vaccine is modified to deal with new strains of the virus"
}}

Gabe appears to hate women, while it is comical because he throws tantrums like a boy that partook in an emotionally incestuous relationship with a female care-giver, probably his mother, it is also alarming to the entire female population of Earth. The hen that laid this egg probably regrets roosting on what someday would be rotten and chipped. One could stipulate Gabe's rampant misogyny lends validity to the accusations he is a 'bad egg'. Gabe's stinky thousand year egg legacy rings true to those who have encountered the asshole stench of his anti-women hate speech. Egg Daddy has proven to women far and wide that he lacks the charisma or sexual appeal to be worthy of any woman, ever. Egg Pappi has been seen for what he truly is, nothing at all it was cracked up to be. Women believe Gabe pretends that he finds the egg commentary humorous as a tactic to lower ones defenses, however the hairless soft cock toxic man remains suspicious. Mr 'Don't get personal' himself has on several occasions belittled women who had the misfortune of partaking in his live Instagram videos. The fragile ego of an egg that's life has boiled down to seeking validation on Instagram to a small number of moronic viewers and leftist trolls has truly been shattered. The infamous jaw clenching that is visible when, an egg afraid of being beaten and scrambled, is being schooled by a woman will truly be his last legacy before the world moves on and validates his greatest fear, irrelevancy.

== Personal Life ==
[[File:Gabriel.jpg|thumb|left|Unsolicited dick pic]]

Gabe currently appears to be listless and directionless in life, perhaps due to his recent involvement in a one-sided parasocial relationship, as he yearns for and obsesses over a popular Twitch streamer known for her egg-baiting antics.

Gabes favourite pastime is throwing tantrums, banning commenters and participants, and threatening to leave social media for good, only to come back a day or two later after his fried dopamine receptors need the itch scratched for attention and validation. Scientists are unsure if his empty threats of social media abandonment outnumber the amount of times he interrupts people during a live stream.

On February 27 2022, Gabe briefly vanished from the internet and appeared to delete all of his social media accounts, after ''allegations'' emerged that he had beaten the shit out of his girlfriend. Despite photos emerging of her injuries, Gabe did a classic Gabe, returning to social media '''again''' to refute the claims, insisting that it's a plot to discredit him, by [[Tony|other cookers who made the allegations public]]. As of late, Gabe appears to become instantly irate when anyone mentions the allegations, often challenging those who comment, to come on his live and say it to his face. Those who do go on his live and say it to his face, are of course, also instantly banned.

On the morning of March 13, 2022, it was confirmed to nobodies surprise, that Gabe has a history of sending unsolicited dick pics to women while drunk. As such, this is presumed to be something which happens quite frequently.

Observers have recently noted, that Gabe is doing an awful lot of sniffling during his live streams, while becoming even more irate and nonsensical than usual. He also doesn't seem to have any friends, as nobody has ever been seen in the same room, since the departure of his girlfriend.

== Soundbites ==
{{Quote
| I swear to god, I'll come around there and vaccinate you in your fuckin` head![[File:Vaccinate you in the head.mp3]]
|Leonie|The Gabe Variety Hour
}}

File:Gabe.jpg

2022-03-24T12:53:14Z

Eggman:

Derek Balogh

2022-03-22T06:41:41Z

Eggman: /* Cooker/Sovshit training academy */

[[Category:Cookers]]
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| gender = Law-curious
| location = Victoria, Australia
| height = 4'1"
| weight = 69kg
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| aliases =
| instagram =
| facebook = https://www.facebook.com/NFIB.VIC
| linkedin =
| telegram =
| tiktok =
| website = https://educateforprotection.website
}}

Derek is a sov cit, cooker, vagrant, and grifter from Victoria.

== About Derek==

Derek firmly believes that all Australian laws are fabricated, and therefore, invalid.

He also believes that mortgages aren't real.

It's a hot take, considering he was [https://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/jailed-over-mortgage/news-story/9ee8d2339594de2e2a2f691fa823b090 jailed under Australian law] for not paying his mortgage, and also alleges himself to have been an accredited mortgage consultant.

== Run ins with the law ==

Due to his fervent disbelief in the fantasy world of mortgages, Derek had his house seized after not paying his own mortgage for an extended period of time.
Derek was also sent to jail over this, which presumably was the beginning of his second life crusade against "fake courts" and "fake mortgages".

Derek had received a court order for payment of said mortgage, which as at September, 2006, was $2771 in arears, owing an amount of $314,000.

As of his release from prison in 2008, it was estimated that he owed $340,000 and was accruing interest at a rate of $100 per day.

A bank spokesman said Mr Balogh had been given a "substantial amount of time" since 2006 to get his home loan in order or leave the house.

== Failed political career ==

Derek found himself unsuccesful after registering as a candidate for the Grasslands Ward, in the General Election for the Brimbank City Council, on 26 November, 2005.
He then decided to go full Trump style before it was even a Trump thing, and [http://www8.austlii.edu.au/cgi-bin/viewdoc/au/cases/vic/VCAT/2007/1955.html attempt to claim the election results were fraudulent].

Naturally, his absurd claim was thrown out, and he was subsequently ordered to pay [http://www8.austlii.edu.au/cgi-bin/viewdoc/au/cases/vic/VCAT/2007/2398.html $16,000 in legal fees].

== Cooker/Sovshit training academy ==

Lately, Derek has been trying to grift sov cits out of their hard earned money with subscriptions and courses on his website "Educate for Protection" -
[https://educateforprotection.website/upcoming-events/ Check this amazing deal out!] - The "Unlawful Council Rates & Fines Workshop" for only $1497! (although if you're a subscriber, you can get it for the bargain price of $997!)

He hosts weekly Zoom calls, where he berates his adoring audience with endless tales of the counterfeit nature of the Australian justice system.

== Things Derek believes ==
* Masks do absolutely nothing, but cause harm
* That the Australian Health Practitioner Regulation Agency is in fact, not a government agency! [https://www.ahpra.gov.au (It's got .gov in the URL champ)]
* Courts don't exist, only Court Houses!
* Mortgages aren't real!
* Laws aren't real!

Derek Balogh

2022-03-22T06:41:00Z

Eggman: /* About Derek */

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Derek is a sov cit, cooker, vagrant, and grifter from Victoria.

== About Derek==

Derek firmly believes that all Australian laws are fabricated, and therefore, invalid.

He also believes that mortgages aren't real.

It's a hot take, considering he was [https://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/jailed-over-mortgage/news-story/9ee8d2339594de2e2a2f691fa823b090 jailed under Australian law] for not paying his mortgage, and also alleges himself to have been an accredited mortgage consultant.

== Run ins with the law ==

Due to his fervent disbelief in the fantasy world of mortgages, Derek had his house seized after not paying his own mortgage for an extended period of time.
Derek was also sent to jail over this, which presumably was the beginning of his second life crusade against "fake courts" and "fake mortgages".

Derek had received a court order for payment of said mortgage, which as at September, 2006, was $2771 in arears, owing an amount of $314,000.

As of his release from prison in 2008, it was estimated that he owed $340,000 and was accruing interest at a rate of $100 per day.

A bank spokesman said Mr Balogh had been given a "substantial amount of time" since 2006 to get his home loan in order or leave the house.

== Failed political career ==

Derek found himself unsuccesful after registering as a candidate for the Grasslands Ward, in the General Election for the Brimbank City Council, on 26 November, 2005.
He then decided to go full Trump style before it was even a Trump thing, and [http://www8.austlii.edu.au/cgi-bin/viewdoc/au/cases/vic/VCAT/2007/1955.html attempt to claim the election results were fraudulent].

Naturally, his absurd claim was thrown out, and he was subsequently ordered to pay [http://www8.austlii.edu.au/cgi-bin/viewdoc/au/cases/vic/VCAT/2007/2398.html $16,000 in legal fees].

== Cooker/Sovshit training academy ==

Lately, Derek has been trying to grift sov cits out of their hard earned money with subscriptions and courses on his website "Educate for Protection" -
[https://educateforprotection.website/upcoming-events/| Check this amazing deal out!] - The "Unlawful Council Rates & Fines Workshop" for only $1497! (although if you're a subscriber, you can get it for the bargain price of $997!)

He hosts weekly Zoom calls, where he berates his adoring audience with endless tales of the counterfeit nature of the Australian justice system.

== Things Derek believes ==
* Masks do absolutely nothing, but cause harm
* That the Australian Health Practitioner Regulation Agency is in fact, not a government agency! [https://www.ahpra.gov.au (It's got .gov in the URL champ)]
* Courts don't exist, only Court Houses!
* Mortgages aren't real!
* Laws aren't real!

Derek Balogh

2022-03-22T06:40:51Z

Eggman: /* Failed political career */

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| height = 4'1"
| weight = 69kg
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| instagram =
| facebook = https://www.facebook.com/NFIB.VIC
| linkedin =
| telegram =
| tiktok =
| website = https://educateforprotection.website
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Derek is a sov cit, cooker, vagrant, and grifter from Victoria.

== About Derek==

Derek firmly believes that all Australian laws are fabricated, and therefore, invalid.

He also believes that mortgages aren't real.

It's a hot take, considering he was [https://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/jailed-over-mortgage/news-story/9ee8d2339594de2e2a2f691fa823b090| jailed under Australian law] for not paying his mortgage, and also alleges himself to have been an accredited mortgage consultant.

== Run ins with the law ==

Due to his fervent disbelief in the fantasy world of mortgages, Derek had his house seized after not paying his own mortgage for an extended period of time.
Derek was also sent to jail over this, which presumably was the beginning of his second life crusade against "fake courts" and "fake mortgages".

Derek had received a court order for payment of said mortgage, which as at September, 2006, was $2771 in arears, owing an amount of $314,000.

As of his release from prison in 2008, it was estimated that he owed $340,000 and was accruing interest at a rate of $100 per day.

A bank spokesman said Mr Balogh had been given a "substantial amount of time" since 2006 to get his home loan in order or leave the house.

== Failed political career ==

Derek found himself unsuccesful after registering as a candidate for the Grasslands Ward, in the General Election for the Brimbank City Council, on 26 November, 2005.
He then decided to go full Trump style before it was even a Trump thing, and [http://www8.austlii.edu.au/cgi-bin/viewdoc/au/cases/vic/VCAT/2007/1955.html attempt to claim the election results were fraudulent].

Naturally, his absurd claim was thrown out, and he was subsequently ordered to pay [http://www8.austlii.edu.au/cgi-bin/viewdoc/au/cases/vic/VCAT/2007/2398.html $16,000 in legal fees].

== Cooker/Sovshit training academy ==

Lately, Derek has been trying to grift sov cits out of their hard earned money with subscriptions and courses on his website "Educate for Protection" -
[https://educateforprotection.website/upcoming-events/| Check this amazing deal out!] - The "Unlawful Council Rates & Fines Workshop" for only $1497! (although if you're a subscriber, you can get it for the bargain price of $997!)

He hosts weekly Zoom calls, where he berates his adoring audience with endless tales of the counterfeit nature of the Australian justice system.

== Things Derek believes ==
* Masks do absolutely nothing, but cause harm
* That the Australian Health Practitioner Regulation Agency is in fact, not a government agency! [https://www.ahpra.gov.au (It's got .gov in the URL champ)]
* Courts don't exist, only Court Houses!
* Mortgages aren't real!
* Laws aren't real!