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Cooker

2022-02-13T10:30:47Z

Festered development:

Cookers consist of people who believe a wide range of conspiracy theories, whether mainstream or fringe.

Multiple definitions of the term Cooker can be found on [https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cooker Urban Dictionary], though none really capture the true nature of the Cooker as demonstrated during the Conn-voy to Kambra 2022.

In the Qanon <s>community</s> cult, the "gifted" people who takes Q's cryptic pronouncements (known to the cultists as breadcrumbs) then extrapolate and stretch them into semi-coherant ideas and conspiracies are lovingly known as Bakers. The cooker is a little lower on the social scale of far right nut jobs. The cooker doesn't really create any new conspiracies, the cooker contributes to the cause by merely believing every conspiracy they ever hear, no matter how far fetched or moronic the conspiracy might be.

''We welcome further edits to this topic to expand the various aspects of this definition.''

== Background ==

Most cookers appear to have been formerly employed in low- to middle-income careers, and of at least below-average intelligence and of limited education. There are several outliers, of people who are of average intelligence, though importantly, '''this list does not include''':
* [[Bruce_Paix|Dr Bruce Paix]], a cooker anaesthetist who drank the online kool-aid, having not looked after a single person with COVID, nor read a single journal article about COVID, and certainly having not a single clue about medical statistics.
* [[John_Larter|The LARPing Ambo]], who lost his court case against the NSW Ambulance Service for his cooker ideas (yet still lives in government-funded accommodation at the Tumut ambulance station).
* [[Graham_Hood|Captain Dementia]], the porn addict-turned pilot-turned king of the cookers, who left school at 13 and yet was allowed to fly people around the world. It is unclear what percentage of his flights he spent buzzed from rumbos in the pilot's lounge before the flight.

== Dunning-Kreuger Effect ==

The Dunning–Kruger effect is the cognitive bias whereby people with low ability at a task overestimate their ability. Some researchers also include in their definition the opposite effect for high performers: their tendency to underestimate their skills [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect]. This phenomenon is universally shared with these cookers, especially those who have worked in health fields. Those who work in quack-associated "health" fields are even more susceptible to this, and it is suspected that this may be a universal feature in this demographic.

However, even "everyday mums and dads" these days are experts in virology, epidemiology, vaccine development, and developmental psychology, thanks to their use of Facebook. Most of their information has been distributed using the "share" function, and at least 30% of their misinformation comes in the forms of Minions memes.

[[file:Overcooked-cooker.jpg|left|thumbnail|An overcooked cooker of the 14th Overcooker shock regiment commences their negotiations with members of the Parliamentary security detail during the February 12 "I went to this insurrection and all I got was this shitty flag cape" protests.]]
== Livestreaming ==

The February 12 "insurrection" has demonstrated that most cookers will live-stream their presence throughout the various social media networks which many cookers are protesting against. So much so that the larger live-streamers have had difficulty streaming the events themselves, which has in turn made laughing at the cookers from online quite difficult.

This use of the technology (which tracks their every movement and their online habits) is deeply entwined with their catch-cry "If it's not live-streamed, it didn't happen".

== Interacting with the Cookers ==

Interestingly, unlike the the remainder of the population, who generally can conduct a civil debate, the vast majority of cookers have fixed thinking about all issues they feel strongly about. Even in the face of clear, concise and un-refutable evidence, they find the mere possibility of changing their mind about something abhorrent, and will quickly turn any discussion or debate into petty name-calling, or as recently demonstrated by the cooker [[1andonlyree]] (who is currently in hospital, presumably from buthurt?), rhetoric and other nonsense.

It is recommended that, upon encountering a cooker, that one simply ignore them. This will not only deflate their Main Character Syndrome, but will also protect your brain from becoming cooked.

== Treatment ==

Unfortunately, it appears that becoming a cooker is a terminal condition. No research has been conducted to support any therapy or medications, though it is believed that getting vaccinated may help prevent worsening of the condition.

Complementary or alternative therapies have been shown to worsen the cooker.

== Chanting ==

Cookers like to gather in groups of 100,000 at a time and chant together.
{{Cite tweet |user=OzraeliAvi |number=1492327260183199751 |title=Sack Them All}} These chants often last only a few recitals before another chant is started.

In one particularly ironic episode on 10 February 2022, when the cookers attempted to support The Youth Advocate's [http://www8.austlii.edu.au/cgi-bin/viewdoc/au/cases/cth/HCASL//2022/4.html application for leave to appeal] (which was dismissed as "''frivolous and vexatious''" by [https://www.hcourt.gov.au/justices/current/patrick-keane Justice Patrick Keane AC]), they chanted two separate chants outside the High Court of Australia, after they had all slept in and missed their opportunity to yell at a building:
* Together, United, we will never be ''divided''
* Together, United, we will never be ''defeated''

Cooker

2022-02-12T11:49:56Z

Festered development:

Cookers consist of people who believe a wide range of conspiracy theories, whether mainstream or fringe.

Multiple definitions of the term Cooker can be found on [https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cooker Urban Dictionary], though none really capture the true nature of the Cooker as demonstrated during the Conn-voy to Kambra 2022.

In the Qanon <s>community</s> cult, the "gifted" people who takes Q's cryptic pronouncements (known to the cultists as breadcrumbs) then extrapolate and stretch them into semi-coherant ideas and conspiracies are lovingly known in the Qanon world as Bakers. The cooker is a little lower on the social scale of far right nut jobs. The cooker doesn't really create any new conspiracies, the cooker contributes to the cause by merely believing every conspiracy they ever hear, no matter how far fetched or moronic the conspiracy might be.

''We welcome further edits to this topic to expand the various aspects of this definition.''

== Background ==

Most cookers appear to have been formerly employed in low- to middle-income careers, and of at least below-average intelligence and of limited education. There are several outliers, of people who are of average intelligence, though importantly, '''this list does not include''':
* [[Bruce_Paix|Dr Bruce Paix]], a cooker anaesthetist who drank the online kool-aid, having not looked after a single person with COVID, nor read a single journal article about COVID, and certainly having not a single clue about medical statistics.
* [[John_Larter|The LARPing Ambo]], who lost his court case against the NSW Ambulance Service for his cooker ideas (yet still lives in government-funded accommodation at the Tumut ambulance station).
* [[Graham_Hood|Captain Dementia]], the porn addict-turned pilot-turned king of the cookers, who left school at 13 and yet was allowed to fly people around the world. It is unclear what percentage of his flights he spent buzzed from rumbos in the pilot's lounge before the flight.

== Dunning-Kreuger Effect ==

The Dunning–Kruger effect is the cognitive bias whereby people with low ability at a task overestimate their ability. Some researchers also include in their definition the opposite effect for high performers: their tendency to underestimate their skills [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect]. This phenomenon is universally shared with these cookers, especially those who have worked in health fields. Those who work in quack-associated "health" fields are even more susceptible to this, and it is suspected that this may be a universal feature in this demographic.

However, even "everyday mums and dads" these days are experts in virology, epidemiology, vaccine development, and developmental psychology, thanks to their use of Facebook. Most of their information has been distributed using the "share" function, and at least 30% of their misinformation comes in the forms of Minions memes.

== Livestreaming ==

The February 12 "insurrection" has demonstrated that most cookers will live-stream their presence throughout the various social media networks which many cookers are protesting against. So much so that the larger live-streamers have had difficulty streaming the events themselves, which has in turn made laughing at the cookers from online quite difficult.

This use of the technology (which tracks their every movement and their online habits) is deeply entwined with their catch-cry "If it's not live-streamed, it didn't happen".

== Interacting with the Cookers ==

Interestingly, unlike the the remainder of the population, who generally can conduct a civil debate, the vast majority of cookers have fixed thinking about all issues they feel strongly about. Even in the face of clear, concise and un-refutable evidence, they find the mere possibility of changing their mind about something abhorrent, and will quickly turn any discussion or debate into petty name-calling, or as recently demonstrated by the cooker [[1andonlyree]] (who is currently in hospital, presumably from buthurt?), rhetoric and other nonsense.

It is recommended that, upon encountering a cooker, that one simply ignore them. This will not only deflate their Main Character Syndrome, but will also protect your brain from becoming cooked.

== Treatment ==

Unfortunately, it appears that becoming a cooker is a terminal condition. No research has been conducted to support any therapy or medications, though it is believed that getting vaccinated may help prevent worsening of the condition.

Complementary or alternative therapies have been shown to worsen the cooker.

== Chanting ==

Cookers like to gather in groups of 100,000 at a time and chant together.
{{Cite tweet |user=OzraeliAvi |number=1492327260183199751 |title=Sack Them All}} These chants often last only a few recitals before another chant is started.

In one particularly ironic episode on 10 February 2022, when the cookers attempted to support The Youth Advocate's [http://www8.austlii.edu.au/cgi-bin/viewdoc/au/cases/cth/HCASL//2022/4.html application for leave to appeal] (which was dismissed as "''frivolous and vexatious''" by [https://www.hcourt.gov.au/justices/current/patrick-keane Justice Patrick Keane AC]), they chanted two separate chants outside the High Court of Australia, after they had all slept in and missed their opportunity to yell at a building:
* Together, United, we will never be ''divided''
* Together, United, we will never be ''defeated''

Bruce Paix

2022-02-12T11:14:24Z

Festered development:

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:Brucepaix.jpg]]
| age = Boomer
| gender = Male
| occupation = None now; former anaesthetist and air force gronk
| location = Adelaide
| height = manlet
| weight = 80kg, from carnivore diet
| affiliations = FRANZCA, who likely will cancel his fellowship now; AHPRA registration MED0000972407
}}
<span style="color: red; text-decoration: bold;">Would you let him put you to sleep?</span>

Bruce Richard Paix is a former anaesthetist who drank the Koolaid instead of the usual anaethetist occupations of doing soduko or day trading whilst their patient is asleep. At no time has he cared for a patient with COVID, though he claims to have been to "many houses full of COVID patients" without being affected. He attributes this to the use of high-dose vitamins and a carnavore diet.

He was also a former Air Force stooge. He claims to be a "war veteran", having chosen an office job in the most cushy of armed forces. It is unclear whether he actually has even fired a weapon, or can fly a plane.

He resigned from his hospital position after he believed in the [[Cooker]] nonsense surrounding COVID, since he cannot practice outside a hospital. He was escorted out of the hospital on this day by security guards, and on that same day, he resigned his airforce position as well.

= The Airport Incident =

Bruce drove his clapped-out truck from Adelaide to join the protests in Canberra. He claims that he was simply lost in Canberra, and arrived at the airport with no clear idea where he was trying to go, despite quite adequate signage. He claims that he saw somebody in high-visibility clothing blocking the road, and immediately his "trauma" experience kicked in, and rather than follow the instructions of the traffic controller, assumed that they were asking him to assist in an accident. He was unaware that this person was a traffic controller, since "we don't have those in South Australia", and continued to drive slowly towards the traffic controller as they moved to block him from proceeding any further. He then struck the traffic controller with his car, and was arrested on site for dangerous driving, a claim he weakly denies.

Bruce was offered police bail within hours of being arrested but refused the condition that he not return to the EPIC showground or the Parliamentary Triangle so he was remanded in custody and transferred to the Alexander Maconochie Centre (AMC, though incorrectly reported by his daughter [Heather_Paix|Heather] during a livestream with one of the gronks as the "ACM"), where he was placed into a mandatory 7 day quarantine due to his likelihood of having contracted COVID from his exposure in camp. He appeared in the ACT Magistrates Court the next day, pleaded not guilty to the charges, but refused the courts increased bail conditions which required him to leave the ACT and not participate in the gronkfest. He felt this condition was too draconian, and decided to return to AMC until his next hearing on 11 February 2022. He went on a personal hunger strike whilst in prison, though the mainstream media did not even mention his name during this time, making his martyrdom somewhat irrelevant.

He appeared by video link to a second hearing on 11 February 2022, where the sound of his rumbling stomach threatened to derail proceedings. At that time, the bail conditions were reduced to him not being able to drive within the ACT unless it is to the court house, a condition which he accepted.

He returned to [Kamp Krusty|Camp_EPIC] standing unrestrained on the back of the truck used by [Tami_Jane|Tami] during her recent tour of the Mainstream Media centres of the ACT, and received a hero's welcome. Several live-streaming gronks then interviewed him, where he recited the usual Cooker mantra regarding vaccines, ivermectin and other similar nonsense.

= Education =

Bruce somehow earned a Bachelor of Medicine/Bachelor of Surgery (MBBS) from the University of Adelaide in 1988. Following several years as a hospital resident, he chose to devote his life to putting people to sleep, and was admitted as a fellow of the Australian and New Zealand College of Anaesthetists (ANZCA) in 2000.

It is important to note that, it has taken him 12 years to achieve what most other doctors can achieve in 8 years.

= Personal life =

He is married to his wife Susan, and has a daughter [[Heather_Paix|Heather Paix]]. His wife and daughter run the [https://www.patchworkparkequestriancentre.com/ Patchwork Park Equestiran Centre], and a very interesting interview with them can be [https://www.thetrots.com.au/hero/retrainers/susan-and-heather-paix/ found online]. Paternity has not been confirmed.

He wears a hat from the Sydney 2000 Olympics, covered in pins he has collected from his adventures around the world. It is believed that this hat smells bad.

[[Riccardo_Bosi|Ricardo Bosi]] stated during one of his classic rants (delivered after the bulk of the gronks had gone home late on Saturday 12 February 2022) that he will be hunting all people with white hats. Bruce is believed to be quite scared by this claim.

Bruce Paix

2022-02-12T11:13:16Z

Festered development:

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:Brucepaix.jpg]]
| age = Boomer
| gender = Male
| occupation = None now; former anaesthetist and air force gronk
| location = Adelaide
| height = manlet
| weight = 80kg, from carnivore diet
| affiliations = FRANZCA, who likely will cancel his fellowship now; AHPRA registration MED0000972407
}}
<span style="color: red; text-decoration: bold;">Would you let him put you to sleep?</span>

Bruce Richard Paix is a former anaesthetist who drank the Koolaid instead of the usual anaethetist occupations of doing soduko or day trading whilst their patient is asleep. At no time has he cared for a patient with COVID, though he claims to have been to "many houses full of COVID patients" without being affected. He attributes this to the use of high-dose vitamins and a carnavore diet.

He was also a former Air Force stooge. He claims to be a "war veteran", having chosen an office job in the most cushy of armed forces. It is unclear whether he actually has even fired a weapon, or can fly a plane.

He resigned from his hospital position after he believed in the [[Cooker]] nonsense surrounding COVID, since he cannot practice outside a hospital. He was escorted out of the hospital on this day by security guards, and on that same day, he resigned his airforce position as well.

= The Airport Incident =

Bruce drove his clapped-out truck from Adelaide to join the protests in Canberra. He claims that he was simply lost in Canberra, and arrived at the airport with no clear idea where he was trying to go, despite quite adequate signage. He claims that he saw somebody in high-visibility clothing blocking the road, and immediately his "trauma" experience kicked in, and rather than follow the instructions of the traffic controller, assumed that they were asking him to assist in an accident. He was unaware that this person was a traffic controller, since "we don't have those in South Australia", and continued to drive slowly towards the traffic controller as they moved to block him from proceeding any further. He then struck the traffic controller with his car, and was arrested on site for dangerous driving, a claim he weakly denies.

Bruce was offered police bail within hours of being arrested but refused the condition that he not return to the EPIC showground or the Parliamentary Triangle so he was remanded in custody and transferred to the Alexander Maconochie Centre (AMC, though incorrectly reported by his daughter [Heather_Paix|Heather] during a livestream with one of the gronks as the "ACM"), where he was placed into a mandatory 7 day quarantine due to his likelihood of having contracted COVID from his exposure in camp. He appeared in the ACT Magistrates Court the next day, pleaded not guilty to the charges, but refused the bail conditions which required him to leave the ACT and not participate in the gronkfest. He felt this condition was too draconian, and decided to return to AMC until his next hearing on 11 February 2022. He went on a personal hunger strike whilst in prison, though the mainstream media did not even mention his name during this time, making his martyrdom somewhat irrelevant.

He appeared by video link to a second hearing on 11 February 2022, where the sound of his rumbling stomach threatened to derail proceedings. At that time, the bail conditions were reduced to him not being able to drive within the ACT unless it is to the court house, a condition which he accepted.

He returned to [Kamp Krusty|Camp_EPIC] standing unrestrained on the back of the truck used by [Tami_Jane|Tami] during her recent tour of the Mainstream Media centres of the ACT, and received a hero's welcome. Several live-streaming gronks then interviewed him, where he recited the usual Cooker mantra regarding vaccines, ivermectin and other similar nonsense.

= Education =

Bruce somehow earned a Bachelor of Medicine/Bachelor of Surgery (MBBS) from the University of Adelaide in 1988. Following several years as a hospital resident, he chose to devote his life to putting people to sleep, and was admitted as a fellow of the Australian and New Zealand College of Anaesthetists (ANZCA) in 2000.

It is important to note that, it has taken him 12 years to achieve what most other doctors can achieve in 8 years.

= Personal life =

He is married to his wife Susan, and has a daughter [[Heather_Paix|Heather Paix]]. His wife and daughter run the [https://www.patchworkparkequestriancentre.com/ Patchwork Park Equestiran Centre], and a very interesting interview with them can be [https://www.thetrots.com.au/hero/retrainers/susan-and-heather-paix/ found online]. Paternity has not been confirmed.

He wears a hat from the Sydney 2000 Olympics, covered in pins he has collected from his adventures around the world. It is believed that this hat smells bad.

[[Riccardo_Bosi|Ricardo Bosi]] stated during one of his classic rants (delivered after the bulk of the gronks had gone home late on Saturday 12 February 2022) that he will be hunting all people with white hats. Bruce is believed to be quite scared by this claim.

Cooker

2022-02-12T11:06:42Z

Festered development:

Cookers consist of people who believe a wide range of conspiracy theories, whether mainstream or fringe.

Multiple definitions of the term Cooker can be found on [https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cooker Urban Dictionary], though none really capture the true nature of the Cooker as demonstrated during the Conn-voy to Kambra 2022.

In the Qanon <s>community</s> cult, the "gifted" people who takes Q's cryptic pronouncements (known to the cultists as breadcrumbs) then extrapolate and stretch them into semi-coherant ideas and conspiracies are lovingly known in the Qanon world as Bakers. The cooker is a little lower on the social scale of far right nut jobs. The cooker doesn't really create any new conspiracies, the cooker contributes to the cause by merely beleiving every conspiracy they ever hear, no matter how far fetched or moronic the conspiracy might be.

''We welcome further edits to this topic to expand the various aspects of this definition.''

== Background ==

Most cookers appear to have been formerly employed in low- to middle-income careers, and of at least below-average intelligence and of limited education. There are several outliers, of people who are of average intelligence, though importantly, '''this list does not include''':
* [[Bruce_Paix|Dr Bruce Paix]], a cooker anaesthetist who drank the online kool-aid, having not looked after a single person with COVID, nor read a single journal article about COVID, and certainly having not a single clue about medical statistics.
* [[John_Larter|The LARPing Ambo]], who lost his court case against the NSW Ambulance Service for his cooker ideas (yet still lives in government-funded accommodation at the Tumut ambulance station).
* [[Graham_Hood|Captain Dementia]], the porn addict-turned pilot-turned king of the cookers, who left school at 13 and yet was allowed to fly people around the world. It is unclear what percentage of his flights he spent buzzed from rumbos in the pilot's lounge before the flight.

== Dunning-Kreuger Effect ==

The Dunning–Kruger effect is the cognitive bias whereby people with low ability at a task overestimate their ability. Some researchers also include in their definition the opposite effect for high performers: their tendency to underestimate their skills [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect]. This phenomenon is universally shared with these cookers, especially those who have worked in health fields. Those who work in quack-associated "health" fields are even more susceptible to this, and it is suspected that this may be a universal feature in this demographic.

However, even "everyday mums and dads" these days are experts in virology, epidemiology, vaccine development, and developmental psychology, thanks to their use of Facebook. Most of their information has been distributed using the "share" function, and at least 30% of their misinformation comes in the forms of Minions memes.

== Livestreaming ==

The February 12 "insurrection" has demonstrated that most cookers will live-stream their presence throughout the various social media networks which many cookers are protesting against. So much so that the larger live-streamers have had difficulty streaming the events themselves, which has in turn made laughing at the cookers from online quite difficult.

This use of the technology (which tracks their every movement and their online habits) is deeply entwined with their catch-cry "If it's not live-streamed, it didn't happen".

== Interacting with the Cookers ==

Interestingly, unlike the the remainder of the population, who generally can conduct a civil debate, the vast majority of cookers have fixed thinking about all issues they feel strongly about. Even in the face of clear, concise and un-refutable evidence, they find the mere possibility of changing their mind about something abhorrent, and will quickly turn any discussion or debate into petty name-calling, or as recently demonstrated by the cooker [[1andonlyree]] (who is currently in hospital, presumably from buthurt?), rhetoric and other nonsense.

It is recommended that, upon encountering a cooker, that one simply ignore them. This will not only deflate their Main Character Syndrome, but will also protect your brain from becoming cooked.

== Treatment ==

Unfortunately, it appears that becoming a cooker is a terminal condition. No research has been conducted to support any therapy or medications, though it is believed that getting vaccinated may help prevent worsening of the condition.

Complementary or alternative therapies have been shown to worsen the cooker.

== Chanting ==

Cookers like to gather in groups of 100,000 at a time and chant together.
{{Cite tweet |user=OzraeliAvi |number=1492327260183199751 |title=Sack Them All}} These chants often last only a few recitals before another chant is started.

In one particularly ironic episode on 10 February 2022, when the cookers attempted to support The Youth Advocate's [http://www8.austlii.edu.au/cgi-bin/viewdoc/au/cases/cth/HCASL//2022/4.html application for leave to appeal] (which was dismissed as "''frivolous and vexatious''" by [https://www.hcourt.gov.au/justices/current/patrick-keane Justice Patrick Keane AC]), they chanted two separate chants outside the High Court of Australia, after they had all slept in and missed their opportunity to yell at a building:
* Together, United, we will never be ''divided''
* Together, United, we will never be ''defeated''

Cooker

2022-02-12T11:05:54Z

Festered development:

Cookers consist of people who believe a wide range of conspiracy theories, whether mainstream or fringe.

Multiple definitions of the term Cooker can be found on [https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cooker Urban Dictionary], though none really capture the true nature of the Cooker as demonstrated during the Conn-voy to Kambra 2022.

In the Qanon <s>community</s> cult, the "gifted" people who takes Q's cryptic pronouncements (known to the cultists as breadcrumbs) then extrapolate and stretch them into semi-coherant ideas and conspiracies are lovingly known in the Qanon world as Bakers. The cooker is a little lower on the social scale of far right nut jobs. The cooker doesn't really create any new conspiracies, the cooker contributes to the cause by merely beleiving every conspiracy they ever hear

''We welcome further edits to this topic to expand the various aspects of this definition.''

== Background ==

Most cookers appear to have been formerly employed in low- to middle-income careers, and of at least below-average intelligence and of limited education. There are several outliers, of people who are of average intelligence, though importantly, '''this list does not include''':
* [[Bruce_Paix|Dr Bruce Paix]], a cooker anaesthetist who drank the online kool-aid, having not looked after a single person with COVID, nor read a single journal article about COVID, and certainly having not a single clue about medical statistics.
* [[John_Larter|The LARPing Ambo]], who lost his court case against the NSW Ambulance Service for his cooker ideas (yet still lives in government-funded accommodation at the Tumut ambulance station).
* [[Graham_Hood|Captain Dementia]], the porn addict-turned pilot-turned king of the cookers, who left school at 13 and yet was allowed to fly people around the world. It is unclear what percentage of his flights he spent buzzed from rumbos in the pilot's lounge before the flight.

== Dunning-Kreuger Effect ==

The Dunning–Kruger effect is the cognitive bias whereby people with low ability at a task overestimate their ability. Some researchers also include in their definition the opposite effect for high performers: their tendency to underestimate their skills [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect]. This phenomenon is universally shared with these cookers, especially those who have worked in health fields. Those who work in quack-associated "health" fields are even more susceptible to this, and it is suspected that this may be a universal feature in this demographic.

However, even "everyday mums and dads" these days are experts in virology, epidemiology, vaccine development, and developmental psychology, thanks to their use of Facebook. Most of their information has been distributed using the "share" function, and at least 30% of their misinformation comes in the forms of Minions memes.

== Livestreaming ==

The February 12 "insurrection" has demonstrated that most cookers will live-stream their presence throughout the various social media networks which many cookers are protesting against. So much so that the larger live-streamers have had difficulty streaming the events themselves, which has in turn made laughing at the cookers from online quite difficult.

This use of the technology (which tracks their every movement and their online habits) is deeply entwined with their catch-cry "If it's not live-streamed, it didn't happen".

== Interacting with the Cookers ==

Interestingly, unlike the the remainder of the population, who generally can conduct a civil debate, the vast majority of cookers have fixed thinking about all issues they feel strongly about. Even in the face of clear, concise and un-refutable evidence, they find the mere possibility of changing their mind about something abhorrent, and will quickly turn any discussion or debate into petty name-calling, or as recently demonstrated by the cooker [[1andonlyree]] (who is currently in hospital, presumably from buthurt?), rhetoric and other nonsense.

It is recommended that, upon encountering a cooker, that one simply ignore them. This will not only deflate their Main Character Syndrome, but will also protect your brain from becoming cooked.

== Treatment ==

Unfortunately, it appears that becoming a cooker is a terminal condition. No research has been conducted to support any therapy or medications, though it is believed that getting vaccinated may help prevent worsening of the condition.

Complementary or alternative therapies have been shown to worsen the cooker.

== Chanting ==

Cookers like to gather in groups of 100,000 at a time and chant together.
{{Cite tweet |user=OzraeliAvi |number=1492327260183199751 |title=Sack Them All}} These chants often last only a few recitals before another chant is started.

In one particularly ironic episode on 10 February 2022, when the cookers attempted to support The Youth Advocate's [http://www8.austlii.edu.au/cgi-bin/viewdoc/au/cases/cth/HCASL//2022/4.html application for leave to appeal] (which was dismissed as "''frivolous and vexatious''" by [https://www.hcourt.gov.au/justices/current/patrick-keane Justice Patrick Keane AC]), they chanted two separate chants outside the High Court of Australia, after they had all slept in and missed their opportunity to yell at a building:
* Together, United, we will never be ''divided''
* Together, United, we will never be ''defeated''

Cooker

2022-02-12T11:05:07Z

Festered development:

Cookers consist of people who believe a wide range of conspiracy theories, whether mainstream or fringe.

Multiple definitions of the term Cooker can be found on [https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cooker Urban Dictionary], though none really capture the true nature of the Cooker as demonstrated during the Conn-voy to Kambra 2022.

In the Qanon <s>community</s> cult, the "gifted" people who takes Q's cryptic pronouncements (known to the cultists as breadcrumbs) then extrapolate and stretch them into semi-coherant ideas and conspiracies are known lovingly as Bakers. The cooker is a little lower on the social scale of far right nut jobs. The cooker doesn't really create any new conspiracies, the cooker contributes to the cause by merely beleiving every conspiracy they ever hear

''We welcome further edits to this topic to expand the various aspects of this definition.''

== Background ==

Most cookers appear to have been formerly employed in low- to middle-income careers, and of at least below-average intelligence and of limited education. There are several outliers, of people who are of average intelligence, though importantly, '''this list does not include''':
* [[Bruce_Paix|Dr Bruce Paix]], a cooker anaesthetist who drank the online kool-aid, having not looked after a single person with COVID, nor read a single journal article about COVID, and certainly having not a single clue about medical statistics.
* [[John_Larter|The LARPing Ambo]], who lost his court case against the NSW Ambulance Service for his cooker ideas (yet still lives in government-funded accommodation at the Tumut ambulance station).
* [[Graham_Hood|Captain Dementia]], the porn addict-turned pilot-turned king of the cookers, who left school at 13 and yet was allowed to fly people around the world. It is unclear what percentage of his flights he spent buzzed from rumbos in the pilot's lounge before the flight.

== Dunning-Kreuger Effect ==

The Dunning–Kruger effect is the cognitive bias whereby people with low ability at a task overestimate their ability. Some researchers also include in their definition the opposite effect for high performers: their tendency to underestimate their skills [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect]. This phenomenon is universally shared with these cookers, especially those who have worked in health fields. Those who work in quack-associated "health" fields are even more susceptible to this, and it is suspected that this may be a universal feature in this demographic.

However, even "everyday mums and dads" these days are experts in virology, epidemiology, vaccine development, and developmental psychology, thanks to their use of Facebook. Most of their information has been distributed using the "share" function, and at least 30% of their misinformation comes in the forms of Minions memes.

== Livestreaming ==

The February 12 "insurrection" has demonstrated that most cookers will live-stream their presence throughout the various social media networks which many cookers are protesting against. So much so that the larger live-streamers have had difficulty streaming the events themselves, which has in turn made laughing at the cookers from online quite difficult.

This use of the technology (which tracks their every movement and their online habits) is deeply entwined with their catch-cry "If it's not live-streamed, it didn't happen".

== Interacting with the Cookers ==

Interestingly, unlike the the remainder of the population, who generally can conduct a civil debate, the vast majority of cookers have fixed thinking about all issues they feel strongly about. Even in the face of clear, concise and un-refutable evidence, they find the mere possibility of changing their mind about something abhorrent, and will quickly turn any discussion or debate into petty name-calling, or as recently demonstrated by the cooker [[1andonlyree]] (who is currently in hospital, presumably from buthurt?), rhetoric and other nonsense.

It is recommended that, upon encountering a cooker, that one simply ignore them. This will not only deflate their Main Character Syndrome, but will also protect your brain from becoming cooked.

== Treatment ==

Unfortunately, it appears that becoming a cooker is a terminal condition. No research has been conducted to support any therapy or medications, though it is believed that getting vaccinated may help prevent worsening of the condition.

Complementary or alternative therapies have been shown to worsen the cooker.

== Chanting ==

Cookers like to gather in groups of 100,000 at a time and chant together.
{{Cite tweet |user=OzraeliAvi |number=1492327260183199751 |title=Sack Them All}} These chants often last only a few recitals before another chant is started.

In one particularly ironic episode on 10 February 2022, when the cookers attempted to support The Youth Advocate's [http://www8.austlii.edu.au/cgi-bin/viewdoc/au/cases/cth/HCASL//2022/4.html application for leave to appeal] (which was dismissed as "''frivolous and vexatious''" by [https://www.hcourt.gov.au/justices/current/patrick-keane Justice Patrick Keane AC]), they chanted two separate chants outside the High Court of Australia, after they had all slept in and missed their opportunity to yell at a building:
* Together, United, we will never be ''divided''
* Together, United, we will never be ''defeated''

Gabe

2022-02-10T07:50:42Z

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[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:GABE.png]]
| age = physically about 25, mentally about 13
| gender = Male Conforming
| location = Port Melbourne, Australia
| height = 5'1"
| weight = 17 stone
| affiliations = Don't know.
| aliases = Frontman, Egg Boy, Humpty Dumpty
| instagram = https://instagram.com/frontman_the3rd
| facebook = idk
| telegram = idk
}}
Gabe is <s>an idiot</s> a cooker who lives in Port Melbourne, Australia.
[[File:TSR Dr Eggman.png|thumb|left|Dr Eggman. The father of Gabe]]

== About Gabriel ==

Scientists are unsure whether Gabe is a human toe, an egg, or some kind of accursed, advanced genetic hybrid between the two.

Observers have also noted, that he may actually be a thumb, with a face drawn on.

== Habitat ==

He can generally be found in his bedroom, livestreaming on Instagram, while obsessing over the Twitch chats of [https://twitch.tv/asseenontelegram AsSeenOnTelegram] and [https://twitch.tv/discodeadpigeon DiscoDeadPigeon], much to the detriment of his guests, his attention rapidly drifting away from them, to fully fixate on his new addiction, leftist Twitch chat.

== Beliefs ==

Gabe maintains a stern policy of "All talk, no action", as he has yet to visit Canberra, but assures us all, he'll definitely Hood Oos "The Cossack" if he does.

== Personal Life ==

Gabe currently appears to be listless and directionless in life, perhaps due to his recent involvement in a one-sided parasocial relationship, as he yearns for and obsesses over a popular Twitch streamer known for her egg-baiting antics.

Gabe

2022-02-10T07:50:21Z

Festered development:

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:GABE.png]]
| age = physically about 25, mentally about 13
| gender = Male Conforming
| location = Port Melbourne, Australia
| height = 5'1"
| weight = 17 stone
| affiliations = Don't know.
| aliases = Frontman, Egg, Humpty Dumpty
| instagram = https://instagram.com/frontman_the3rd
| facebook = idk
| telegram = idk
}}
Gabe is <s>an idiot</s> a cooker who lives in Port Melbourne, Australia.
[[File:TSR Dr Eggman.png|thumb|left|Dr Eggman. The father of Gabe]]

== About Gabriel ==

Scientists are unsure whether Gabe is a human toe, an egg, or some kind of accursed, advanced genetic hybrid between the two.

Observers have also noted, that he may actually be a thumb, with a face drawn on.

== Habitat ==

He can generally be found in his bedroom, livestreaming on Instagram, while obsessing over the Twitch chats of [https://twitch.tv/asseenontelegram AsSeenOnTelegram] and [https://twitch.tv/discodeadpigeon DiscoDeadPigeon], much to the detriment of his guests, his attention rapidly drifting away from them, to fully fixate on his new addiction, leftist Twitch chat.

== Beliefs ==

Gabe maintains a stern policy of "All talk, no action", as he has yet to visit Canberra, but assures us all, he'll definitely Hood Oos "The Cossack" if he does.

== Personal Life ==

Gabe currently appears to be listless and directionless in life, perhaps due to his recent involvement in a one-sided parasocial relationship, as he yearns for and obsesses over a popular Twitch streamer known for her egg-baiting antics.

Joel Gilmour

2022-02-10T07:30:16Z

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[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:Joel.png]]
| age = 18
| gender = Male
| location = Canberra Centre Car Park (CCCP)
| height = idk
| weight = idk
| affiliations = NRMA
| aliases = The Wanderer
| instagram = https://www.instagram.com/joelgilmour
| facebook = https://facebook.com/joel.gilmour1
| telegram = idk
}}
Joel is <s>an infant</s> a "citizen journalist" who lives in his parent's basement but often resides in various car parks around Australia

== About Joel ==

Joel is a pair of eyebrows attached to a facebook live streamer and baby cooker who has recently discovered the art of the grift

Joel's dedication to the cooker cause has been hampered by the loss of his car, which he usually misplaces once or twice a day

He has fought hard to overcome his legendary "jelly legs" to become The Wanderer.

His nemesis is Sgt Greene of Victoria Police.

Joel Gilmour

2022-02-10T07:29:55Z

Festered development:

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:Joel.png]]
| age = 18
| gender = Male
| location = Canberra Centre Car Park (CCCP)
| height = idk
| weight = idk
| affiliations = NRMA
| aliases = The Wanderer
| instagram = https://www.instagram.com/joelgilmour
| facebook = https://facebook.com/joel.gilmour1
| telegram = idk
}}
Joel is <s>an infant</s> a "citizen journalist" who lives in his parent's basement but often resides in various car parks around Australia

== About Joel ==

Joel is a pair of eyebrows attached to a facebook live streamer and baby cooker who has recently discovered the art of the grift. Joel's dedication to the cooker cause has been hampered by the loss of his car, which he usually misplaces once or twice a day

He has fought hard to overcome his legendary "jelly legs" to become The Wanderer.

His nemesis is Sgt Greene of Victoria Police.

Main Page

2022-02-10T07:04:25Z

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=== Welcome to Cookerpedia! ===
[[File:Visitors.gif]]
[[File:Australia.gif]]

Cookerpedia documents the activities and individuals in Australia who are cookers.
Cookers consist of people who believe a wide range of conspiracy theories, whether mainstream or fringe.
[[File:pentagramas.gif|thumb|THE SATANTIC CABAL OF GLOBALIST GOVERNENMT AKA THE AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION]]
[[File:Freemason illuminati wtc ani.gif|thumb|9/11 AKA CIA FLASE FLAG TO MAKE NEW WORLD ORDER! GLOBALIST Agenda!]]
[[File:divider1.gif|center]]
==Resources for finding cookers==
You can find cookers in your local park harassing innocent people for wearing masks, blocking up your roads with trucks, or in your local public toilet, bumping coke or shooting up ice.
Cookers also reside in the digital realm, in the echo chambers of Telegram, Zello, Facebook, ChristianMingle.com, Twitter, Gab, Rumble, and the list goes on.
This, of course, has caused their miasma to infect platforms where most sane people also reside.
[[File:fire_bar1.gif|center]]

==Recent cooker events==
[[File:Australia-01.gif]]

Feb 2022
* Convoy to Canberra really heated up (the meth pipes). The convoy saw all flavors of cookers to come to Canberra, including sovereign citizens, anti-vaxxers, tin-foil hat wearers, and right-wing nut jobs. They protested the government for a variety of idiotic fucking reasons for example: vaccines, masks, pedophile cabal in the government, treason of the government because it's a corporation or some shit, chemtrails, globalism, global banking cabal, and so on and so fucking forth.
Jan 2022
* Sov-shit group "Velvet Revolution" (way to appropriate, fuckwits), assembled squads of people to LARP as "common-law sherrifs" and serve arrest warrants for members of the Australian government. This of course failed, because the government doesn't operate under maritime law, and cookers are bat shit insane.
[[File:bloody_banner.gif]]
==Cooker hall of fame==
<table style="border: 1px solid #fc3;margin: 4px 10%;border-collapse: collapse;background-color: #f8f9fa;box-sizing: border-box;"><tr><td class="mbox-image" style="border: none;padding: 2px 0 2px 0.9em;text-align: center;">[[File:40px-Ambox_warning_yellow.svg.png]]</td><td class="mbox-text" style="text-align: left;border: none;padding: 0.25em 0.9em;width: 100%;">WARNING LONG TERM COOKER EXPOSURE is known to the State of California to cause long term health effects!</td></tr></table>
<gallery>
File:ROMEO.png|thumb|[[Romeo Georges|Loose Unit Romeo Georges]]|link=Romeo Georges
File:GABE.png|thumb|[[Gabe|Gabe the Eggman, Doctor Robotnik's lovechild]]|link=Gabe
File:BOSI.png|thumb|[[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi AKA Il Douche / Budget Colonel Gaddafi / Saddam Insane]]|link=Riccardo Bosi
File:TAMI.png|thumb|Shit hat
File:IRONBARK.png|thumb|[[James Greer|Go fund yourself]]|link=James Greer
File:Joel.png|thumb|[[Joel Gilmour|Joel Gilmour AKA Dude Where's my car?]]|link=Joel
</gallery>

==New world order==
Unlawful alterations to the Constitution Of The Australian Commonwealth Act,
Fearmongering, Brainwashing, Constant Shutdowns of State Borders, Shutdowns of
Businesses leaving every man and woman not knowing where their family’s next meal
will come from or how they will pay their mortgage or business loans.
Forcing Mandatory Vaccinations, Forcing Mandatory Vaccine Passports, Forcing
NO JAB - NO JOB and causing a magnitude of Panic, Stress, Anxiety, Depression and
Suicides. Banning of family visits within Nursing Homes, Vaccinating our children
without parental consent which has caused these breaches of the peace; just to name a
few.
Arrest all Politicians, Judges and State Governors.
* To Restore our Constitution Of The Australian Commonwealth Act.
* To Remove the Private Corporate Government Sitting Members from our
Parliaments and Council Chambers.
* To Reinstate a New Government for the Commonwealth Of Australia
under our Constitution Of The Australian Commonwealth Act of
Independent Candidates ONLY by way of ONE PERSON, ONE VOTE
ONLY for ONE Independent Candidate as it states in our Constitution of
the Australian Commonwealth Act 1900 UK
Section 76. “Each Elector Shall Vote ONLY ONCE!
[[File:New 911.gif|thumb|They knew!!! ABSOLUTE TYRANNY]]
[[File:Takeover banner.gif|thumb|governemnt police state! THIS IS HAPPENING Australia.,..,]]
[[File:eye_anim8.gif|center]]
[[File:lightgodleaf200.gif]][[File:email.gif]]

Joel Gilmour

2022-02-10T07:01:36Z

Festered development:

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:Joel.png]]
| age = 17
| gender = Male
| location = Canberra Centre Car Park (CCCP)
| height = idk
| weight = idk
| affiliations = NRMA
| aliases = The Wanderer
| instagram = idk
| facebook = https://facebook.com/joel.gilmour1
| telegram = idk
}}
Joel is <s>an infant</s> a "citizen journalist" who lives in his parent's basement but often resides in various car parks around Australia

== About Joel ==

Joel is a pair of eyebrows attached to a facebook live streamer and baby cooker who has recently discovered the art of the grift. Joel's dedication to the cooker cause has been hampered by the loss of his car, which he usually misplaces once or twice a day

Joel Gilmour

2022-02-10T06:56:47Z

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| image = [[File:Joel.png]]
| age = 17
| gender = Male
| location = Canberra Centre Car Park (CCCP)
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| instagram = idk
| facebook = https://facebook.com/joel.gilmour1
| telegram = idk
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Joel is <s>an infant</s> a "citizen journalist" who lives in his parent's basement but often resides in various car parks around Australia

== About Joel ==

Joel is a facebook live streamer and baby cooker who has recently discovered the art of the grift. Joel's dedication to the cooker cause has been hampered by the loss of his car, which he usually misplaces once or twice a day

Main Page

2022-02-10T06:56:24Z

Festered development:

=== Welcome to Cookerpedia! ===
[[File:Visitors.gif]]
[[File:Australia.gif]]

Cookerpedia documents the activities and individuals in Australia who are cookers.
Cookers consist of people who believe a wide range of conspiracy theories, whether mainstream or fringe.
[[File:pentagramas.gif|thumb|THE SATANTIC CABAL OF GLOBALIST GOVERNENMT AKA THE AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION]]
[[File:Freemason illuminati wtc ani.gif|thumb|9/11 AKA CIA FLASE FLAG TO MAKE NEW WORLD ORDER! GLOBALIST Agenda!]]
[[File:divider1.gif|center]]
==Resources for finding cookers==
You can find cookers in your local park harassing innocent people for wearing masks, blocking up your roads with trucks, or in your local public toilet, bumping coke or shooting up ice.
Cookers also reside in the digital realm, in the echo chambers of Telegram, Zello, Facebook, ChristianMingle.com, Twitter, Gab, Rumble, and the list goes on.
This, of course, has caused their miasma to infect platforms where most sane people also reside.
[[File:fire_bar1.gif|center]]

==Recent cooker events==
[[File:Australia-01.gif]]

Feb 2022
* Convoy to Canberra really heated up (the meth pipes). The convoy saw all flavors of cookers to come to Canberra, including sovereign citizens, anti-vaxxers, tin-foil hat wearers, and right-wing nut jobs. They protested the government for a variety of idiotic fucking reasons for example: vaccines, masks, pedophile cabal in the government, treason of the government because it's a corporation or some shit, chemtrails, globalism, global banking cabal, and so on and so fucking forth.
Jan 2022
* Sov-shit group "Velvet Revolution" (way to appropriate, fuckwits), assembled squads of people to LARP as "common-law sherrifs" and serve arrest warrants for members of the Australian government. This of course failed, because the government doesn't operate under maritime law, and cookers are bat shit insane.
[[File:bloody_banner.gif]]
==Cooker hall of fame==
<table style="border: 1px solid #fc3;margin: 4px 10%;border-collapse: collapse;background-color: #f8f9fa;box-sizing: border-box;"><tr><td class="mbox-image" style="border: none;padding: 2px 0 2px 0.9em;text-align: center;">[[File:40px-Ambox_warning_yellow.svg.png]]</td><td class="mbox-text" style="text-align: left;border: none;padding: 0.25em 0.9em;width: 100%;">WARNING LONG TERM COOKER EXPOSURE is known to the State of California to cause long term health effects!</td></tr></table>
<gallery>
File:ROMEO.png|thumb|[[Romeo Georges|Loose Unit Romeo Georges]]|link=Romeo Georges
File:GABE.png|thumb|[[Gabe|Gabe the Eggman, Doctor Robotnik's lovechild]]|link=Gabe
File:BOSI.png|thumb|[[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi AKA Il Douche / Budget Colonel Gaddafi / Saddam Insane]]|link=Riccardo Bosi
File:TAMI.png|thumb|Shit hat
File:IRONBARK.png|thumb|[[James Greer|Go fund yourself]]|link=James Greer
File:Joel.png|thumb|[[Joel Gilmour|Joel Gilmour, Dude Where's my car?]]|link=Joel
</gallery>

==New world order==
Unlawful alterations to the Constitution Of The Australian Commonwealth Act,
Fearmongering, Brainwashing, Constant Shutdowns of State Borders, Shutdowns of
Businesses leaving every man and woman not knowing where their family’s next meal
will come from or how they will pay their mortgage or business loans.
Forcing Mandatory Vaccinations, Forcing Mandatory Vaccine Passports, Forcing
NO JAB - NO JOB and causing a magnitude of Panic, Stress, Anxiety, Depression and
Suicides. Banning of family visits within Nursing Homes, Vaccinating our children
without parental consent which has caused these breaches of the peace; just to name a
few.
Arrest all Politicians, Judges and State Governors.
* To Restore our Constitution Of The Australian Commonwealth Act.
* To Remove the Private Corporate Government Sitting Members from our
Parliaments and Council Chambers.
* To Reinstate a New Government for the Commonwealth Of Australia
under our Constitution Of The Australian Commonwealth Act of
Independent Candidates ONLY by way of ONE PERSON, ONE VOTE
ONLY for ONE Independent Candidate as it states in our Constitution of
the Australian Commonwealth Act 1900 UK
Section 76. “Each Elector Shall Vote ONLY ONCE!
[[File:New 911.gif|thumb|They knew!!! ABSOLUTE TYRANNY]]
[[File:Takeover banner.gif|thumb|governemnt police state! THIS IS HAPPENING Australia.,..,]]
[[File:eye_anim8.gif|center]]
[[File:lightgodleaf200.gif]][[File:email.gif]]

File:Joel.png

2022-02-10T06:32:37Z

Festered development: