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Everyday Phil

2022-12-11T05:42:11Z

HarlonCooks:

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| age = well post mid-life crisis
| gender = Living male
| occupation = Bad advice giver, bad parker, bad mechanic
| location = Sometimes Canberra, not everyday
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Probably not a good idea to take legal advice from this bloke

== About Phil==
Everyday Phil, also known as Portaloo Phil, was a fixture of the Convoy IN Canberra (not to be confused with the Convoy TO Canberra). He is best known for giving shitty legal advice, towing around a portaloo that nobody cleaned, shitty hats, ruining [[Sosig_Rob|Ribber Rob's]] catalytic converter, and not being there every day.

== Beliefs ==
Anything he reads on telegram. Any crazy sovereign citizen theory.... except for any that he has to use for himself. He's happy to get you to go to jail!

Everyday Phil

2022-12-11T05:40:33Z

HarlonCooks:

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| age = well post mid-life crisis
| gender = Living male
| occupation = Bad advice giver, bad parker, bad mechanic
| location = Sometimes Canberra, not everyday
| height =
| weight =
| affiliations =
| aliases =
| instagram =
| facebook =
| telegram =
}}


== About Phil==
Everyday Phil, also known as Portaloo Phil, was a fixture of the Convoy IN Canberra (not to be confused with the Convoy TO Canberra). He is best known for giving shitty legal advice, towing around a portaloo that nobody cleaned, shitty hats, ruining [[Sosig_Rob|Ribber Rob's]] catalytic converter, and not being there every day.

== Beliefs ==
Anything he reads on telegram. Any crazy sovereign citizen theory.... except for any that he has to use for himself. He's happy to get you to go to jail!

Everyday Phil

2022-12-10T06:27:48Z

HarlonCooks:

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| age = well post mid-life crisis
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| occupation = Bad advice giver, bad parker, bad mechanic
| location = Sometimes Canberra, not everyday
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If Alan Bond and Pete Evans had a trans love-child, this get-rich-quick serial quacker would be it

== About Phil==
Everyday Phil, also known as Portaloo Phil, was a fixture of the Convoy IN Canberra (not to be confused with the Convoy TO Canberra). He is best known for giving shitty legal advice, towing around a portaloo that nobody cleaned, shitty hats, ruining [[Sosig_Rob|Ribber Rob's]] catalytic converter, and not being there every day.

== Beliefs ==
Anything he reads on telegram. Any crazy sovereign citizen theory.... except for any that he has to use for himself. He's happy to get you to go to jail!

File:PortalooPhil.png

2022-12-10T06:27:24Z

HarlonCooks: Phil Portaloo Everyday

== Summary ==
Phil Portaloo Everyday

Everyday Phil

2022-12-10T06:20:46Z

HarlonCooks: Created page with "Category:Cookers {{CookerInfoBox | image = File:xx.jpg | age = well post mid-life crisis | gender = Living male | occupation = Bad advice giver, bad parker, bad mechanic | location = Sometimes Canberra, not everyday | height = | weight = | affiliations = | aliases = | instagram = | facebook = | telegram = }} If Alan Bond and Pete Evans had a trans love-child, this get-rich-..."

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If Alan Bond and Pete Evans had a trans love-child, this get-rich-quick serial quacker would be it

== About Phil==
Everyday Phil, also known as Portaloo Phil, was a fixture of the Convoy IN Canberra (not to be confused with the Convoy TO Canberra). He is best known for giving shitty legal advice, towing around a portaloo that nobody cleaned, shitty hats, ruining [[Sosig_Rob|Ribber Rob's]] catalytic converter, and not being there every day.

== Beliefs ==
Anything he reads on telegram. Any crazy sovereign citizen theory.... except for any that he has to use for himself. He's happy to get you to go to jail!

Soldier Dan

2022-12-10T06:07:04Z

HarlonCooks: Created page with "Category:Cookers {{CookerInfoBox | image = File: SoldierDan.png | age = | gender = 'Living man' | occupation = Full-time cooker | location = Canberra Rock Garden daily 10am | height = The beanie adds a bit | weight = Unusually un-obese | affiliations = None. Never calls anyone out. | aliases = Dan V, Chief Digital Digger | YouTube = | twitter = | facebook = https://www.youtube.com/@freedomfrontcanberra2910 | telegram = }} <span s..."

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| height = The beanie adds a bit
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| affiliations = None. Never calls anyone out.
| aliases = Dan V, Chief Digital Digger
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Tiny Tech Terrorist, with bonus tatts

== About Dan ==

Dan V, originally from Perth, may be the only true 'veteran' amongst the cookers. He regularly turns up at the Rock Garden car-park in Canberra to lead and stream the daily yelling of nonsense into the open air. Unfortunately, Dan has been influenced by Everyday Phil to go with a fully-fledged sovereign citizen defence in his court case. Often seen addressing 'digital diggers' on the 'webernets'.

== Beliefs ==

Where do we start on beliefs? He claims status as a living man. He believes no court has jurisdiction over him - which is unfortunate because as of late 2022 he was facing multiple charges stemming from violent interactions with the police near the Governor-General's house in April 2022.

== Cooker Influencer Cred/Claim to Fames ==

Record for most days yelling at a lake.
Record for most sausages cooked.

==Criminal Charges==

...are pending.

File:SoldierDan.png

2022-12-10T06:06:15Z

HarlonCooks: Soldier Dan V

== Summary ==
Soldier Dan V

Nate Lion

2022-12-10T05:49:09Z

HarlonCooks:

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| age = Approx 45
| gender = Sixth Sigma Higher Spirit
| location = 12th plane of the ascension
| occupation = Fitness coast

Amateur Insurrectionist

Bath Salt Therapist
| height = 6' (approx)
Intellectually 1'
| weight = unknown
| affiliations = Nate Fakebook
Eggman

Xenu (probably)

Freedom Movement

[[:Category:Cookers|cookers]]
| aliases = Higher Light, Highlighter

| instagram = https://www.instagram.com/thehigherlightofficial/
| facebook = idk
| telegram = idk
| website =
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'''Nate Lion''' is the love child of '''peter evans''' and that potato you left in your corner cupboard and forgot for six months. He is the embodiment of '''Smug''' that befits a pragerU lecturer, which given his method of argument and is wholly undeserved; and a '''manic''' presence that would be better found in the isolation ward of an abandoned psychological facility. Known locally as the highlighter, he often crashes non-cooker online chats and attempts to convince others that he is the only one who is right - and that the Earth is flat.

Morgan Jonas

2022-12-10T05:36:23Z

HarlonCooks: Created page with "Category:Cookers {{CookerInfoBox | image = File:Morgsandmon.png | age = Young for a cooker | gender = | location = Melbourne | occupation = Failed politician | affiliations = Depends what week it is. Palmer United, Independent, Freedom Party... | aliases = Morgs, MCJ | Facebook = https://www.facebook.com/morgancjonas/ | twitter = https://twitter.com/morgancjonas }} Morgan Jonas has been a regular fixture of the Melbourne cooker and anti-lockdo..."

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| age = Young for a cooker
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| location = Melbourne
| occupation = Failed politician
| affiliations = Depends what week it is. Palmer United, Independent, Freedom Party...
| aliases = Morgs, MCJ
| Facebook = https://www.facebook.com/morgancjonas/
| twitter = https://twitter.com/morgancjonas
}}

Morgan Jonas has been a regular fixture of the Melbourne cooker and anti-lockdown scene, was engaged to [[Monica_Shit|Monica Smit]], and failed spectacularly in multiple bids to enter parliament and/or sack Dan Andrews.

==About Morgan==

Feturing prominently in the Melbourne anti-lockdown protests in 2021, Morgan was part of the cooker glamour couple of him and [[Monica_Shit|Monica Smit]], helping her grift thousands, act entitled, and spout off all kinds of shitty nonsense on his MCJ Report. In 2021 he stood as an independent candidate for the senate and failed. In 2022 he hitched himself to the daily train wreck that was Aidan McLindon's failed bid to unseat Dan Andrews from Mulgrave.

[https://www.facebook.com/morgancjonas/thing Morgan on Facebook]

File:Morgsandmon.png

2022-12-10T05:34:01Z

HarlonCooks: Morgan Jonas And Monica in happier times. Sad face.

== Summary ==
Morgan Jonas And Monica in happier times. Sad face.

Fanos Panayides

2022-12-09T16:26:02Z

HarlonCooks:

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| facebook = https://www.instagram.com/tribe.meetings/
| telegram = http://t.me/fanosthevoice
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Angry Appliance-Smashing Foghorn who will cook you dinner afterwards

== About Fanos ==

Fanos is often seen yelling at his personal device about pretty much everything. Another attention-seeking cooker wannabe-influencer, he also had a go at making it on a little-known reality TV show. His tight trousers are often a source of comment from bystanders.

== Beliefs ==

Everything is bad.

Fanos Panayides

2022-12-09T16:16:39Z

HarlonCooks:

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Angry Appliance-Smashing Foghorn who will cook you dinner afterwards

== About Fanos ==

== Beliefs ==

== Cooker Influencer Cred/Claim to Fames ==

==Criminal Charges==

== Personal Life ==

==Double Agent Allegations==

Qarl Liebold

2022-12-09T16:12:02Z

HarlonCooks:

[[Category:Cookers]]

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| location = caravan in your cooked relatives driveway
| occupation = Q-pilled
| height = not much
| weight = much
| affiliations = Q, Bosi, Cocksack, Trump
| aliases = Carl
| instagram =
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Carl Liebold, affectionately known as Qarl, is a Bosi/Cossack sycophant and Q fantasist with face for radio.

==About Qarl==

Carl's 'golden voice' is ironic, because he constantly urges his listeners to hoard silver. Can you have a silver voice? Probably not. Anyway, Qarl regularly fluffs Bosi, indulges in wacky Q theories, and hates everything new or different. Looks like he might be destitute as he seems to pan-handle from town to town doing his shitty online show. From time to time he cries when his YouTube channels get nuked for the often rampant homophobia, racism, transphobia, medical misinformation, etc. that he promotes. He metaphorically bars up at any mention of a military dictatorship, because physically barring up is most likely out of the question these days for old Qarl.

==Usual Activities==

Qarl is usually heard (and unfortunately also seen) promoting [[Simeon_the_Russian_Operative_Boikov|Cocksack]], [[Riccardo_Bosi|Bosi]], and frantically awaiting the freedom that a Trump-led military dictatorship will bring.

[https://www.youtube.com/@vof2 Qarl's Youtube - regularly nuked]
[https://www.youtube.com/@VoF Qarl's other Youtube - also regularly nuked]

{{Quote
| Cowboys had their way with me[[File:Qarl_cowboys.mp3]]
|Qarl|The Voice of Freedom
}}

Qarl Liebold

2022-12-09T16:09:10Z

HarlonCooks:

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| aliases = Carl
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| telegram =
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Carl Liebold, affectionately known as Qarl, is a Bosi/Cossack sycophant and Q fantasist with face for radio.

==About Qarl==

Carl's 'golden voice' is ironic, because he constantly urges his listeners to hoard silver. Can you have a silver voice? Probably not. Anyway, Qarl regularly fluffs Bosi, indulges in wacky Q theories, and hates everything new or different. Looks like he might be destitute as he seems to pan-handle from town to town doing his shitty online show. From time to time he cries when his YouTube channels get nuked for the often rampant homophobia, racism, transphobia, medical misinformation, etc. that he promotes. He metaphorically bars up at any mention of a military dictatorship, because physically barring up is most likely out of the question these days for old Qarl.

==Usual Activities==

Qarl is usually heard (and unfortunately also seen) promoting [[Simeon_the_Russian_Operative_Boikov|Cocksack]], [[Riccardo_Bosi|Bosi]], and frantically awaiting the freedom that a Trump-led military dictatorship will bring.

{{Quote
| Cowboys had their way with me[[File:Qarl_cowboys.mp3]]
|Qarl|The Voice of Freedom
}}

Qarl Liebold

2022-12-09T16:08:09Z

HarlonCooks: Created page with "Category:Cookers {{CookerInfoBox | image = File:Qarl_pic.png | age = | gender = | location = caravan in your cooked relatives driveway | occupation = Q-pilled | height = not much | weight = much | affiliations = Q, Bosi, Cocksack, Trump | aliases = Carl | instagram = | Youtube = | telegram = }} Carl Liebold, affectionately known as Qarl, is a Bosi/Cossack sycophant and Q fantasist with face for radio. ==About Qarl== Carl's 'golden v..."

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Carl Liebold, affectionately known as Qarl, is a Bosi/Cossack sycophant and Q fantasist with face for radio.

==About Qarl==

Carl's 'golden voice' is ironic, because he constantly urges his listeners to hoard silver. Can you have a silver voice? Probably not. Anyway, Qarl regularly fluffs Bosi, indulges in wacky Q theories, and hates everything new or different. Looks like he might be destitute as he seems to pan-handle from town to town doing his shitty online show. From time to time he cries when his YouTube channels get nuked for the often rampant homophobia, racism, transphobia, medical misinformation, etc. that he promotes. He metaphorically bars up at any mention of a military dictatorship, because physically barring up is most likely out of the question these days for old Qarl.

==Usual Activities==

Qarl is usually heard (and unfortunately also seen) promoting [[Simeon_the_Russian_Operative_Boikov|Cocksack]], [[Riccardo_Bosi|Bosi]], and frantically awaiting the freedom that a Trump-led military dictatorship will bring.

We can combine the above, audio, into a quote template, e.g.:
{{Quote
| Cowboys had their way with me[[File:Qarl_cowboys.mp3]]
|Qarl|The Voice of Freedom
}}

File:Qarl pic.png

2022-12-09T16:01:08Z

HarlonCooks: Qarls head

== Summary ==
Qarls head

File:Qarl cowboys.mp3

2022-12-09T16:00:03Z

HarlonCooks: Qarl has fun audio

== Summary ==
Qarl has fun audio

Tami Jane

2022-10-19T14:32:50Z

HarlonCooks:

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| age = 32
| gender = Female Conforming
| location = Melbourne, Australia
| occupation = Anti-science "alternative medicine" grifter
| height = 5'1"
| weight = 70kg
| affiliations = Herpes
| aliases = Shit Hat, Cold Sore
| instagram = https://www.instagram.com/tamijane
| facebook = https://www.facebook.com/Tamijaneheals
https://www.facebook.com/amahle.hlehle.902819
| telegram = idk
}}
Tami Jane, AKA Shit Hat, is a sov cit, crystal/magic enthusiast, cooker and former Real Estate agent from Melbourne, Australia.

== About Tami ==

Tami Likes to wear a really shit hat, and sports a variety of cold sores, in many different liveries.

Tami heads for the hills at the first sign of the chance of getting arrested.
She also claims to be moving to England, which will be interesting to see as she doesn't have any form of income.

On Saturday the 12th of February 2022, Tami stated she was going to conclude her hardcore week of activism, by having a luxury weekend away with her beau.

Her last recorded statement was that she was sorry but she'd given a lot to the movement and deserved a holiday!
So what if she'd helped encourage people down to Canberra who have nothing and got grifted by the leaders she KNEW were crazy.
It's not her fault they listened to her and joined the cooked movement.

== Beliefs ==
* Healing crystals
* Magic
* Tunnels under parliament
* Probably collecting dream catchers

Tami Jane

2022-10-19T14:32:21Z

HarlonCooks:

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| gender = Female Conforming
| location = Melbourne, Australia
| occupation = Anti-science "alternative medicine" grifter
| height = 5'1"
| weight = 70kg
| affiliations = Herpes
| aliases = Shit Hat, Cold Sore
| instagram = https://www.instagram.com/tamijane
| facebook = https://www.facebook.com/Tamijaneheals
| facebook = https://www.facebook.com/amahle.hlehle.902819
| telegram = idk
}}
Tami Jane, AKA Shit Hat, is a sov cit, crystal/magic enthusiast, cooker and former Real Estate agent from Melbourne, Australia.

== About Tami ==

Tami Likes to wear a really shit hat, and sports a variety of cold sores, in many different liveries.

Tami heads for the hills at the first sign of the chance of getting arrested.
She also claims to be moving to England, which will be interesting to see as she doesn't have any form of income.

On Saturday the 12th of February 2022, Tami stated she was going to conclude her hardcore week of activism, by having a luxury weekend away with her beau.

Her last recorded statement was that she was sorry but she'd given a lot to the movement and deserved a holiday!
So what if she'd helped encourage people down to Canberra who have nothing and got grifted by the leaders she KNEW were crazy.
It's not her fault they listened to her and joined the cooked movement.

== Beliefs ==
* Healing crystals
* Magic
* Tunnels under parliament
* Probably collecting dream catchers

David Graham

2022-10-19T14:23:47Z

HarlonCooks:

[[Category:Cookers]]
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| image = [[File:Kanga.jpg]]
| age = Looks like hes at least 50, in reality is likely to only be about 35 or so
| gender = Hobbit
| occupation = Concretor, but one suspects the sacks of concrete sand are almost bigger than he is
| location = Wollongong, New South Wales
| height = Gnarly and gnome-like in stature
| weight = how fat can you be when you exist off tinnies, winnie blues and shard?
| affiliations = Hawkesbury River Houseboat Owners Co-operative, Hobbiton
| aliases = Kanga Guru
| instagram = https://www.instagram.com/bravestdave/
| twitter = http://www.twitter.com/
| facebook = https://www.facebook.com/gurudownunder/
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100070112163873

https://www.facebook.com/deeggraham
| telegram = https://t.me/thegreatsouthernland
}}
Sovshit with Severe Substance-Abuse Sleep Dep

{{Quote
|“Tomorrow night... do you reckon I could have like a double dose? Cause I'm havin' a real easy day before Parliament... So I'm just gonna relax tomorrow [incoherent muttering] Cool! Nah that was a nice trip right, a nice drop, I liked it.”
|David Graham|in conversation with his acid dealer 
}}

{{Quote
|"Now you're starting to get it.”
|David Graham|in the middle of his latest grift 
}}

== About Kanga Dave ==
David Graham AKA Kanga Guru is a notorious grifter and an angry little troll who crawled out of some back of Bourke hick town opium den after being lured out by the whiff of sweet sweet grift gofuckme funds by friend, fellow sovshit redneck and glass barbie enthusiast [[James Greer|Jimmy Greer]]. He is frequently seen beside his master, [[Riccardo Bosi|Riccardo Bosi]]. He is also a staunch pro-Putin advocate, often hosting [[Simeon the Russian Operative Boikov|Simeon 'Aussie Cossack' Boikov]] on his show and promoting pro-Russian rallies, such as the rallies planned in Australia for October 22nd 2022.

Guru is well known for live streaming a [https://twitter.com/CassidyRipRide/status/1491991636922241026?s=20 '''conversation with his meth dealer'''] at Cookerchella.
<youtube>8fgFyL9l_-4</youtube>
===Whereabouts===

Guru was last seen [https://clips.twitch.tv/SolidEvilShrimpEleGiggle-QjCOzpFYy3YI8dLS soliciting donations from the camp to buy a 300 acre farm], before disappearing. This was totally legit, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lie trust him].

== Beliefs ==
Talking about the quality of your 'gear' with your dealer, whilst live streaming.

It is plausible that everything Guru said during loserpalooza was just part of an acid trip. He'll likely wake up in his boat in a few days and think this was all not real.

== Cooker Influencer Cred/Claim to Fames ==
None that our researchers have been able to uncover, which is puzzling given notoriously tough crowd of Freedom bravehearts have been remarkably accommodating of this newcomer commandeering megaphone rights and have been seen tolerating the incoherent racist delusional rantings of this crackhead.

Guru's most cooked moment was probably when he advocated for [https://twitter.com/LizardHumanoid/status/1490543322133590019 '''bombing Parliament House'''] in front of a roaring crowd.

<youtube>J1sWDNHoRGk</youtube>

==Personal life==
The Guru lives on a boat and loves psychedelics - but not vaccines that are clearly experimental and dangerous.

[[File:GuruKek.png|thumb|500px|left|You can always trust Guru]]
===Always be grifting===
Guru lives by the mantra 'Always be grifting' (ABG), such as when he was soliciting donations from absolutely destitute people to buy a fantasy micronation.

==Double Agent Allegations==
No intelligence agency, police human asset case manager or just graduated journalism student in their first job at some obscure regional news company who are in full possession of their mental faculties would entertain the idea of engaging this offtap cooker as a source, the bloke is a deadset liability. Unless they happened to be a high-functioning methamphetamine addict that is, then using Kanga Kooker as a source would be a smart move. The bloke clearly gets the best shit in town

David Graham

2022-10-19T14:22:20Z

HarlonCooks: Added Cossack link

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:Kanga.jpg]]
| age = Looks like hes at least 50, in reality is likely to only be about 35 or so
| gender = Hobbit
| occupation = Concretor, but one suspects the sacks of concrete sand are almost bigger than he is
| location = Wollongong, New South Wales
| height = Gnarly and gnome-like in stature
| weight = how fat can you be when you exist off tinnies, winnie blues and shard?
| affiliations = Hawkesbury River Houseboat Owners Co-operative, Hobbiton
| aliases = Kanga Guru
| instagram = https://www.instagram.com/bravestdave/
| twitter = http://www.twitter.com/
| facebook = https://www.facebook.com/gurudownunder/
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100070112163873

https://www.facebook.com/deeggraham
| telegram = https://t.me/thegreatsouthernland
}}
Sovshit with Severe Substance-Abuse Sleep Dep

{{Quote
|“Tomorrow night... do you reckon I could have like a double dose? Cause I'm havin' a real easy day before Parliament... So I'm just gonna relax tomorrow [incoherent muttering] Cool! Nah that was a nice trip right, a nice drop, I liked it.”
|David Graham|in conversation with his acid dealer 
}}

{{Quote
|"Now you're starting to get it.”
|David Graham|in the middle of his latest grift 
}}

== About Kanga Dave ==
David Graham AKA Kanga Guru is a notorious grifter and an angry little troll who crawled out of some back of Bourke hick town opium den after being lured out by the whiff of sweet sweet grift gofuckme funds by friend, fellow sovshit redneck and glass barbie enthusiast [[James Greer|Jimmy Greer]]. He is frequently seen beside his master, [[Riccardo Bosi|Riccardo Bosi]]. He is also a staunch pro-Putin advocate, often hosting [Simeon the Russian Operative Boikov|Simeon 'Aussie Cossack' Boikov] on his show and promoting pro-Russian rallies, such as the rallies planned in Australia for October 22nd 2022.

Guru is well known for live streaming a [https://twitter.com/CassidyRipRide/status/1491991636922241026?s=20 '''conversation with his meth dealer'''] at Cookerchella.
<youtube>8fgFyL9l_-4</youtube>
===Whereabouts===

Guru was last seen [https://clips.twitch.tv/SolidEvilShrimpEleGiggle-QjCOzpFYy3YI8dLS soliciting donations from the camp to buy a 300 acre farm], before disappearing. This was totally legit, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lie trust him].

== Beliefs ==
Talking about the quality of your 'gear' with your dealer, whilst live streaming.

It is plausible that everything Guru said during loserpalooza was just part of an acid trip. He'll likely wake up in his boat in a few days and think this was all not real.

== Cooker Influencer Cred/Claim to Fames ==
None that our researchers have been able to uncover, which is puzzling given notoriously tough crowd of Freedom bravehearts have been remarkably accommodating of this newcomer commandeering megaphone rights and have been seen tolerating the incoherent racist delusional rantings of this crackhead.

Guru's most cooked moment was probably when he advocated for [https://twitter.com/LizardHumanoid/status/1490543322133590019 '''bombing Parliament House'''] in front of a roaring crowd.

<youtube>J1sWDNHoRGk</youtube>

==Personal life==
The Guru lives on a boat and loves psychedelics - but not vaccines that are clearly experimental and dangerous.

[[File:GuruKek.png|thumb|500px|left|You can always trust Guru]]
===Always be grifting===
Guru lives by the mantra 'Always be grifting' (ABG), such as when he was soliciting donations from absolutely destitute people to buy a fantasy micronation.

==Double Agent Allegations==
No intelligence agency, police human asset case manager or just graduated journalism student in their first job at some obscure regional news company who are in full possession of their mental faculties would entertain the idea of engaging this offtap cooker as a source, the bloke is a deadset liability. Unless they happened to be a high-functioning methamphetamine addict that is, then using Kanga Kooker as a source would be a smart move. The bloke clearly gets the best shit in town

David Graham

2022-10-19T14:16:01Z

HarlonCooks:

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:Kanga.jpg]]
| age = Looks like hes at least 50, in reality is likely to only be about 35 or so
| gender = Hobbit
| occupation = Concretor, but one suspects the sacks of concrete sand are almost bigger than he is
| location = Wollongong, New South Wales
| height = Gnarly and gnome-like in stature
| weight = how fat can you be when you exist off tinnies, winnie blues and shard?
| affiliations = Hawkesbury River Houseboat Owners Co-operative, Hobbiton
| aliases = Kanga Guru
| instagram = https://www.instagram.com/bravestdave/
| twitter = http://www.twitter.com/
| facebook = https://www.facebook.com/gurudownunder/
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100070112163873

https://www.facebook.com/deeggraham
| telegram = https://t.me/thegreatsouthernland
}}
Sovshit with Severe Substance-Abuse Sleep Dep

{{Quote
|“Tomorrow night... do you reckon I could have like a double dose? Cause I'm havin' a real easy day before Parliament... So I'm just gonna relax tomorrow [incoherent muttering] Cool! Nah that was a nice trip right, a nice drop, I liked it.”
|David Graham|in conversation with his acid dealer 
}}

{{Quote
|"Now you're starting to get it.”
|David Graham|in the middle of his latest grift 
}}

== About Kanga Dave ==
David Graham AKA Kanga Guru is a notorious grifter and an angry little troll who crawled out of some back of Bourke hick town opium den after being lured out by the whiff of sweet sweet grift gofuckme funds by friend, fellow sovshit redneck and glass barbie enthusiast [[James Greer|Jimmy Greer]]. He is frequently seen beside his master, [[Riccardo Bosi|Riccardo Bosi]].

Guru is well known for live streaming a [https://twitter.com/CassidyRipRide/status/1491991636922241026?s=20 '''conversation with his meth dealer'''] at Cookerchella.
<youtube>8fgFyL9l_-4</youtube>
===Whereabouts===

Guru was last seen [https://clips.twitch.tv/SolidEvilShrimpEleGiggle-QjCOzpFYy3YI8dLS soliciting donations from the camp to buy a 300 acre farm], before disappearing. This was totally legit, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lie trust him].

== Beliefs ==
Talking about the quality of your 'gear' with your dealer, whilst live streaming.

It is plausible that everything Guru said during loserpalooza was just part of an acid trip. He'll likely wake up in his boat in a few days and think this was all not real.

== Cooker Influencer Cred/Claim to Fames ==
None that our researchers have been able to uncover, which is puzzling given notoriously tough crowd of Freedom bravehearts have been remarkably accommodating of this newcomer commandeering megaphone rights and have been seen tolerating the incoherent racist delusional rantings of this crackhead.

Guru's most cooked moment was probably when he advocated for [https://twitter.com/LizardHumanoid/status/1490543322133590019 '''bombing Parliament House'''] in front of a roaring crowd.

<youtube>J1sWDNHoRGk</youtube>

==Personal life==
The Guru lives on a boat and loves psychedelics - but not vaccines that are clearly experimental and dangerous.

[[File:GuruKek.png|thumb|500px|left|You can always trust Guru]]
===Always be grifting===
Guru lives by the mantra 'Always be grifting' (ABG), such as when he was soliciting donations from absolutely destitute people to buy a fantasy micronation.

==Double Agent Allegations==
No intelligence agency, police human asset case manager or just graduated journalism student in their first job at some obscure regional news company who are in full possession of their mental faculties would entertain the idea of engaging this offtap cooker as a source, the bloke is a deadset liability. Unless they happened to be a high-functioning methamphetamine addict that is, then using Kanga Kooker as a source would be a smart move. The bloke clearly gets the best shit in town

David Graham

2022-10-19T14:15:33Z

HarlonCooks: added telegram

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:Kanga.jpg]]
| age = Looks like hes at least 50, in reality is likely to only be about 35 or so
| gender = Hobbit
| occupation = Concretor, but one suspects the sacks of concrete sand are almost bigger than he is
| location = Wollongong, New South Wales
| height = Gnarly and gnome-like in stature
| weight = how fat can you be when you exist off tinnies, winnie blues and shard?
| affiliations = Hawkesbury River Houseboat Owners Co-operative, Hobbiton
| aliases = Kanga Guru
| instagram = https://www.instagram.com/bravestdave/
| twitter = http://www.twitter.com/
| facebook = https://www.facebook.com/gurudownunder/
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100070112163873

https://www.facebook.com/deeggraham
| telegram = https:t.me/thegreatsouthernland
}}
Sovshit with Severe Substance-Abuse Sleep Dep

{{Quote
|“Tomorrow night... do you reckon I could have like a double dose? Cause I'm havin' a real easy day before Parliament... So I'm just gonna relax tomorrow [incoherent muttering] Cool! Nah that was a nice trip right, a nice drop, I liked it.”
|David Graham|in conversation with his acid dealer 
}}

{{Quote
|"Now you're starting to get it.”
|David Graham|in the middle of his latest grift 
}}

== About Kanga Dave ==
David Graham AKA Kanga Guru is a notorious grifter and an angry little troll who crawled out of some back of Bourke hick town opium den after being lured out by the whiff of sweet sweet grift gofuckme funds by friend, fellow sovshit redneck and glass barbie enthusiast [[James Greer|Jimmy Greer]]. He is frequently seen beside his master, [[Riccardo Bosi|Riccardo Bosi]].

Guru is well known for live streaming a [https://twitter.com/CassidyRipRide/status/1491991636922241026?s=20 '''conversation with his meth dealer'''] at Cookerchella.
<youtube>8fgFyL9l_-4</youtube>
===Whereabouts===

Guru was last seen [https://clips.twitch.tv/SolidEvilShrimpEleGiggle-QjCOzpFYy3YI8dLS soliciting donations from the camp to buy a 300 acre farm], before disappearing. This was totally legit, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lie trust him].

== Beliefs ==
Talking about the quality of your 'gear' with your dealer, whilst live streaming.

It is plausible that everything Guru said during loserpalooza was just part of an acid trip. He'll likely wake up in his boat in a few days and think this was all not real.

== Cooker Influencer Cred/Claim to Fames ==
None that our researchers have been able to uncover, which is puzzling given notoriously tough crowd of Freedom bravehearts have been remarkably accommodating of this newcomer commandeering megaphone rights and have been seen tolerating the incoherent racist delusional rantings of this crackhead.

Guru's most cooked moment was probably when he advocated for [https://twitter.com/LizardHumanoid/status/1490543322133590019 '''bombing Parliament House'''] in front of a roaring crowd.

<youtube>J1sWDNHoRGk</youtube>

==Personal life==
The Guru lives on a boat and loves psychedelics - but not vaccines that are clearly experimental and dangerous.

[[File:GuruKek.png|thumb|500px|left|You can always trust Guru]]
===Always be grifting===
Guru lives by the mantra 'Always be grifting' (ABG), such as when he was soliciting donations from absolutely destitute people to buy a fantasy micronation.

==Double Agent Allegations==
No intelligence agency, police human asset case manager or just graduated journalism student in their first job at some obscure regional news company who are in full possession of their mental faculties would entertain the idea of engaging this offtap cooker as a source, the bloke is a deadset liability. Unless they happened to be a high-functioning methamphetamine addict that is, then using Kanga Kooker as a source would be a smart move. The bloke clearly gets the best shit in town

David Graham

2022-10-19T14:13:34Z

HarlonCooks: added extra Facebook profile

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:Kanga.jpg]]
| age = Looks like hes at least 50, in reality is likely to only be about 35 or so
| gender = Hobbit
| occupation = Concretor, but one suspects the sacks of concrete sand are almost bigger than he is
| location = Wollongong, New South Wales
| height = Gnarly and gnome-like in stature
| weight = how fat can you be when you exist off tinnies, winnie blues and shard?
| affiliations = Hawkesbury River Houseboat Owners Co-operative, Hobbiton
| aliases = Kanga Guru
| instagram = https://www.instagram.com/bravestdave/
| twitter = http://www.twitter.com/
| facebook = https://www.facebook.com/gurudownunder/
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100070112163873
https://www.facebook.com/deeggraham
| telegram = idk
}}
Sovshit with Severe Substance-Abuse Sleep Dep

{{Quote
|“Tomorrow night... do you reckon I could have like a double dose? Cause I'm havin' a real easy day before Parliament... So I'm just gonna relax tomorrow [incoherent muttering] Cool! Nah that was a nice trip right, a nice drop, I liked it.”
|David Graham|in conversation with his acid dealer 
}}

{{Quote
|"Now you're starting to get it.”
|David Graham|in the middle of his latest grift 
}}

== About Kanga Dave ==
David Graham AKA Kanga Guru is a notorious grifter and an angry little troll who crawled out of some back of Bourke hick town opium den after being lured out by the whiff of sweet sweet grift gofuckme funds by friend, fellow sovshit redneck and glass barbie enthusiast [[James Greer|Jimmy Greer]]. He is frequently seen beside his master, [[Riccardo Bosi|Riccardo Bosi]].

Guru is well known for live streaming a [https://twitter.com/CassidyRipRide/status/1491991636922241026?s=20 '''conversation with his meth dealer'''] at Cookerchella.
<youtube>8fgFyL9l_-4</youtube>
===Whereabouts===

Guru was last seen [https://clips.twitch.tv/SolidEvilShrimpEleGiggle-QjCOzpFYy3YI8dLS soliciting donations from the camp to buy a 300 acre farm], before disappearing. This was totally legit, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lie trust him].

== Beliefs ==
Talking about the quality of your 'gear' with your dealer, whilst live streaming.

It is plausible that everything Guru said during loserpalooza was just part of an acid trip. He'll likely wake up in his boat in a few days and think this was all not real.

== Cooker Influencer Cred/Claim to Fames ==
None that our researchers have been able to uncover, which is puzzling given notoriously tough crowd of Freedom bravehearts have been remarkably accommodating of this newcomer commandeering megaphone rights and have been seen tolerating the incoherent racist delusional rantings of this crackhead.

Guru's most cooked moment was probably when he advocated for [https://twitter.com/LizardHumanoid/status/1490543322133590019 '''bombing Parliament House'''] in front of a roaring crowd.

<youtube>J1sWDNHoRGk</youtube>

==Personal life==
The Guru lives on a boat and loves psychedelics - but not vaccines that are clearly experimental and dangerous.

[[File:GuruKek.png|thumb|500px|left|You can always trust Guru]]
===Always be grifting===
Guru lives by the mantra 'Always be grifting' (ABG), such as when he was soliciting donations from absolutely destitute people to buy a fantasy micronation.

==Double Agent Allegations==
No intelligence agency, police human asset case manager or just graduated journalism student in their first job at some obscure regional news company who are in full possession of their mental faculties would entertain the idea of engaging this offtap cooker as a source, the bloke is a deadset liability. Unless they happened to be a high-functioning methamphetamine addict that is, then using Kanga Kooker as a source would be a smart move. The bloke clearly gets the best shit in town