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2022-02-16T19:52:04Z

Jim:

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2022-02-16T19:51:29Z

Jim:

Monica Shit

2022-02-16T02:12:28Z

Jim: /* About Monica */

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:Monica.jpg]]
| age = 34
| gender = Trad Wifey Wife
| location = Tynong, Victoria
| height = 5'6"
| weight = 80kg, which is mostly made up of her gross mop of hair that touches her anus
| affiliations = Reignite Democracy Australia, United Australia Party,
| aliases = Just Mon
| instagram = https://www.instagram.com/monica_smit88
| facebook = https://www.facebook.com/monicasmit88 https://www.facebook.com/monicamsmit https://www.facebook.com/catholicjournalist
| linkedin = https://au.linkedin.com/in/monica-smit
| telegram = idk
| twitter = https://twitter.com/reignitedemaust
}}

[[File:Freemon2.jpg|left|Free Monica Smit]]Monica Smit is the undisputed Queen Grifter of the Freedom Movement and is the face of not a political party community direct action organisation Reignite Democracy

== About Monica ==

Monica first shot to fame as a contestant on the Australian version of Survivor in 2017. Reference: <youtube>JR9B6YfNKWE</youtube>. After exiting the show, Smit returned to normal life and began a career selling project home designs. In late 2019 she restyled herself as a hobby journalist and by mid-2020 had become an activist and wannabe YouTube celebrity who has absolutely no problem taking money from children.

[[File:Monica-hair.jpeg|left|250px|The best hair]]

Despite all her ambitions of achieving fame she has never once considered styling her hair nicely.

== Beliefs ==

[[File:FreeMon.jpg|left|250px|Free Monica Smit]]Monica is devoutly of the Roman Catholic faith and peppers her livestreams liberally with references to living in Christ and what would Jesus do. In fact Monica cut her independent pseudo journalist career under the moniker (no pun intended) Catholic Jounalist, her hard-hitting investigative works consisting of embarking on international religious pilgrimages and interviewing other zealots filled with religious fervour and writing articles for unknown god bothering newsletters to justify to their parishoners the thousands of dollars worth of grants they g(r)ifted her to go on holiday. Reference: https://www.facebook.com/catholicjournalist/photos/a.2995620743841916/3869445096459472/
Monica could do with some makeup but it is against her religion unfortunately.

Monica is also a member of The World United, a global organisation that describes itself as a "binding force which connects all Individual who are committed to personal and planetary Evolution, working together as one unified whole across the planet to create a positive global transformation.". She was very recently interviewed by them on their global YouTube channel as part of their Global Transformation Festival 2021 Reference: <youtube>G3ygNFV1fIc</youtube>

==Criminal Charges==
Monica Smit was arrested on 3rd of September 2021 by officers from the Dandenong Police Station and arrested in relation to allegations of incitement against the state's COVID-19 restrictions by encouraging more than 180,000 of her social media followers to break Melbourne's lockdown rules and attend a protest in the CBD that was held on August 4th. She was remanded and faced trial in the Magistrate's Court over two charges of incitement and three charges of refusing or failing to comply with authorised directions. Whilst in the holding cell Monica received a message from St Joan of Arc, as cited on her livestreams, and had a vision that she must sacrifice herself and become the movement's first martyr and Australia's first political prisoner, and when bailed by police informed them she would not accept bail and plead not guilty. Smit's lawyer told Melbourne Magistrates Court that his client had elected to forgo a committal hearing, and instead proceed straight to trial. Ms Smit was granted bail in the Melbourne Magistrates Court on September 1 2021 after being charged with two counts of incitement and three of breaching the Chief Health Officer’s directions, but did not leave prison after refusing to sign a bail consent form. The case was then referred to the Supreme Court, with Monica eventually spending 21 days in remand before a Supreme Court judge on September 22 rejected several of the bail conditions sought by Victoria Police to control her behaviour , labelling some unnecessary, disproportionate and without utility. Reference: https://www.supremecourt.vic.gov.au/sites/default/files/2021-10/2021%20Smit%20%28bail%29.pdf

== Personal Life ==

Monica is engaged to fellow anti-vax propagandist and pseudo-journalist larper Morgan C Jonas, who proposed after Monica was released from Dame Phyllis Frost womens correctional facility after her failed tilt at becoming our very own Nelson Mandela. Theres nothing like a prison orange onesie to really turn a man on and make him fall for you after all. She is one of 7 children and has been known on more than one occasion to have a public meltdown about the vaccination choices of her siblings regarding their children and has made threats as the psychotic auntie to go down to her neices and nephews schools and take them hostage should the Victorian Department of Health and/or Educations vaccination vans roll up to their primary schools.
Monica is friends with Liberal Stephanie Baastian who features in Monica Smit YouTube videos - brumbies and open our churches during lockdown.
Monica seems to have deleted her Reignite Democracy Australia YouTube video of her then boyfriend and protest organiser Morgan C Jonas @morgancjonas swearing at police while being arrested at the Flinders St station anti vaxx, fake small business protest organised by Monica on 5 Jun 2021 during Melbourne lockdown that she, Avi Yemeni and Rukshan Fernando then pretended to "report" on.

Monica and Jonas currently don’t have kids, nor do they plan on reproducing. Thank fucking Christ. Although they are dumb shits they do draw a line here as they are acutely aware of their own limitations with a combined IQ of only 39 points.

==Double agent allegations==
Rumours have consistently abounded since Monica's entry onto the scene that she is in fact an ASIO disinformation agent, controlled opposition working for the government and the Vatican, a Liberal party plant, a Jesuit and a member of the Church of Scientology and Country Womens Association.

File:Monica-hair.jpeg

2022-02-16T02:09:56Z

Jim: Despite all her ambitions of achieving fame she has never once considered styling her hair nicely.

== Summary ==
Despite all her ambitions of achieving fame she has never once considered styling her hair nicely.

Cooker Rules Of War

2022-02-15T09:19:54Z

Jim: /* The Rules of War */

During the [[Canberra Siege]] the greatest leaders of the [[cooker]] army wrote down their most infamous treatise they called the '''Cooker Rules of War'''. It was devised in a series of different and disparate groups.

== The Rules of War ==

The following is a collation of the rules of war as dictated by the [[:Category:Cookers|cookers]]

''Rule #1:'' Hold the line

''Rule #1: '' Claim victory when we lose

''Rule #1: '' Cash only donations

''Rule #1: '' remember your chairs

''Rule #1:'' We should use social media to announce our plans

''Rule #1:'' Divide and conquer

''Rule #1:'' There is no leader, we are all the leaders, the leader is in you and has been in you the whole time.

''Rule #2:'' Whats Twitch?

''Rule #2:'' Misinterpret the law so that we can claim ignorance

''Rule #2:'' Pinkeye? never met her

''Rule #1.2million:'' exaggerate numbers

Warboat

2022-02-13T22:08:06Z

Jim: /* Dion Dion Dion */

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:Sticker.png]]
| age = younger than he looks
| gender = Beta Cuck Male
| occupation = full time iPhone repair specialist, part time nazi recruiter, former MFR admin
| location = Altona, Victoria
| height = 5'5"
| weight = about the weight of three goats
| affiliations = Worldwide Rally for Freedom (formerly)
| aliases = he has many telegram alts but cbf listing them.
Also widely known as Aunnie, tugboat, warbus, moneyable, etc
| instagram = idk
| twitter = https://twitter.com/warboat

https://mobile.twitter.com/warboat1

| facebook = idk
| telegram = https://t.me/warboateuropatalk
}}
**WARNING** IF YOU SEE THIS PERSON APPROACH & CONVERSE WITH CAUTION, THIS MAN IS AN AFP UNDERCOVER COP

[[File:Warboat2.jpg|center|600px|WARNING TERRORIST AHEAD]] 

== About Warboat==
Warboat has no actual friends so he had to resort to making pretend friends on telegram groups such as [[Harrison McLean]], in Nazi groups and in QAnon groups.

On Christmas Day of 2021, a drunk Warboat challenged a rando on telegram to a fight at the Altona pier. Clearly Warboat did not have friends or family to celebrate Christmas with. The rando continues to live rent free in warboat’s head to this day.

== Beliefs ==
Warboat’s colourful belief system is well documented online. Below is a selection of the highlights curated by the internet for your entertainment.

===Warboat and the holocaust===
* Warboat had [https://youtu.be/0Y80y6lPGLA mathematical proof that holocaust did not happen.] Together with his pal [[Harrison McLean|Dom1nicD]], Warboat can be heard in this video arguing that he is not a Nazi for denying the holocaust. This video had been slightly edited to make it more palatable to the ears of normies.

* Warboat prefers to have lions than lambs in MFR. In this video, warboat can be heard arguing with former MFR admin [[Mikey from officeworks]] and advocated to [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1473902386108190732?s=21 recruit Nazi cookers to MFR.]

===Warboat and guns===
* Warboat views [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1476682006616588295?s=21 on guns]
* more warboat views on [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1476682007111299077?s=21 guns again]

===Warboat and EMP===

Being a “tech guy” because he does electronics, warboat reckons using an EMP as a weapon against the cabal is a bad idea. His argument was eloquently delivered [https://youtu.be/O8VIpkqvT04 in this video.]

===Warboat and Crypto===
In early 2021, Warboat made a crypto bet with another rando on telegram that trump will return as president in March 2021. The idiot obviously lost the bet. [https://twitter.com/JinglesBTC/status/1369175172251492355?s=20&t=r4w_28_LJn8fW63oiFefdw Warboat refused to pay up to this day.]

Warboat pretends to know krypto but actually has no clue. In Warboat’s mind, krypto is not programmeable money but [https://rumble.com/vr9qsn-warboat-on-bitcoin.html actually moneyable program.]

===Warboat and Agenda21===
* Warboat is a firm believer that there is no constitution and the government is illegitimate.
* Warboat believes that all The doctors and nurses around the world are all owned and controlled by big pharma. Everyone in the medical industry are highly paid not because they are highly qualified but rather are actually bribes to keep them from exposing the truth.
* warboat is often seen trying to promote a 96 page PDF document which poorly discusses Agenda 21. When asked to summarise the key points to the document, warboat will ask you to just read the document. It is doubtful that Warboat understands the document himself.

===Dion Dion Dion===

* Warboat loves [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1473906899770740743?s=21 interrupting people] on voice chats, especially [https://www.goldcoastbulletin.com.au/news/national/jobs360-dennis-gouskos-the-virus-isnt-as-bad-as-i-thought/video/c3170fdbe35b6cfc55f769a12d4c328e Dion Dion Dion].

==Criminal Charges==
None, Warboat doesnt actually attend real freedom rallies. Not whilst hes in civvi capacity anyway

== Personal Life ==
Warboat is a loving father with a family who lives in a certain address in Altona that [[Harrison McLean]] disclosed in a public chat and who drives a 7-seater that he disclosed in a separate public chat.

== Quest as telegram admin ==
Warboat was an admin in the Melbourne Freedom Rally (MFR) telegram group.
Warboat got his admin privileges by virtue of his long term online friendship with a certain [[Harrison McLean|Dom1nicD]] who he shared interests in topics such as QAnon, crypto and JQ.

Unlike other MFR admins, warboat doesn’t really participate in organising rallies. He is just a power hungry pretend nazi who nobody likes.
On 3 January 2022, Warboat was finally [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1477855131232137216?s=21 stood down by Dom1nicD] as an admin in the MFR telegram group.

Nonetheless, his quest for power continues. During the initial stages or the Convoy 2 Canberra, warboat was repeatedly rejected by the admins when he tried to participate in ‘organising’ the convoy. So, he resorted to [https://twitter.com/free2melbourne/status/1487234926218919939?s=21 creating his own telegram group] organising a convoy bus to Canberra for peasants who don’t drive. The group was disbanded after just a few days due to lack of interest. Needless to say, nobody likes warboat, and nobody is willing to be in the same vehicle with warboat.

Warboat’s second attempt to regain telegram significance comes during the [[Camp_EPIC#Attempted coup d'état|failed coup d'état]] by his internet friend [[Harrison McLean|Dom1nicD]]. After Dom1nicD gained admin rights in the Convoy telegram, he kicked out all the sovcit admins and secretly added Warboat as admin in the middle of the night. When the coup plot was discovered by the sovcits, both Domin1cD and warboat were summarily evicted from telegram and irl from the campsite. Warboat was admin less than 24 hours.

==Double agent allegations==
Theyre not allegations, this gronk is actually AFP

[[File:Wb2.jpg|left|400px|WARNING TERRORIST PILOT]]

Warboat

2022-02-13T22:05:01Z

Jim: /* Warboat and Crypto */

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:Sticker.png]]
| age = younger than he looks
| gender = Beta Cuck Male
| occupation = full time iPhone repair specialist, part time nazi recruiter, former MFR admin
| location = Altona, Victoria
| height = 5'5"
| weight = about the weight of three goats
| affiliations = Worldwide Rally for Freedom (formerly)
| aliases = he has many telegram alts but cbf listing them.
Also widely known as Aunnie, tugboat, warbus, moneyable, etc
| instagram = idk
| twitter = https://twitter.com/warboat

https://mobile.twitter.com/warboat1

| facebook = idk
| telegram = https://t.me/warboateuropatalk
}}
**WARNING** IF YOU SEE THIS PERSON APPROACH & CONVERSE WITH CAUTION, THIS MAN IS AN AFP UNDERCOVER COP

[[File:Warboat2.jpg|center|600px|WARNING TERRORIST AHEAD]] 

== About Warboat==
Warboat has no actual friends so he had to resort to making pretend friends on telegram groups such as [[Harrison McLean]], in Nazi groups and in QAnon groups.

On Christmas Day of 2021, a drunk Warboat challenged a rando on telegram to a fight at the Altona pier. Clearly Warboat did not have friends or family to celebrate Christmas with. The rando continues to live rent free in warboat’s head to this day.

== Beliefs ==
Warboat’s colourful belief system is well documented online. Below is a selection of the highlights curated by the internet for your entertainment.

===Warboat and the holocaust===
* Warboat had [https://youtu.be/0Y80y6lPGLA mathematical proof that holocaust did not happen.] Together with his pal [[Harrison McLean|Dom1nicD]], Warboat can be heard in this video arguing that he is not a Nazi for denying the holocaust. This video had been slightly edited to make it more palatable to the ears of normies.

* Warboat prefers to have lions than lambs in MFR. In this video, warboat can be heard arguing with former MFR admin [[Mikey from officeworks]] and advocated to [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1473902386108190732?s=21 recruit Nazi cookers to MFR.]

===Warboat and guns===
* Warboat views [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1476682006616588295?s=21 on guns]
* more warboat views on [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1476682007111299077?s=21 guns again]

===Warboat and EMP===

Being a “tech guy” because he does electronics, warboat reckons using an EMP as a weapon against the cabal is a bad idea. His argument was eloquently delivered [https://youtu.be/O8VIpkqvT04 in this video.]

===Warboat and Crypto===
In early 2021, Warboat made a crypto bet with another rando on telegram that trump will return as president in March 2021. The idiot obviously lost the bet. [https://twitter.com/JinglesBTC/status/1369175172251492355?s=20&t=r4w_28_LJn8fW63oiFefdw Warboat refused to pay up to this day.]

Warboat pretends to know krypto but actually has no clue. In Warboat’s mind, krypto is not programmeable money but [https://rumble.com/vr9qsn-warboat-on-bitcoin.html actually moneyable program.]

===Warboat and Agenda21===
* Warboat is a firm believer that there is no constitution and the government is illegitimate.
* Warboat believes that all The doctors and nurses around the world are all owned and controlled by big pharma. Everyone in the medical industry are highly paid not because they are highly qualified but rather are actually bribes to keep them from exposing the truth.
* warboat is often seen trying to promote a 96 page PDF document which poorly discusses Agenda 21. When asked to summarise the key points to the document, warboat will ask you to just read the document. It is doubtful that Warboat understands the document himself.

===Dion Dion Dion===

* Warboat loves [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1473906899770740743?s=21 interrupting people] on voice chats, especially [[Dion]].

==Criminal Charges==
None, Warboat doesnt actually attend real freedom rallies. Not whilst hes in civvi capacity anyway

== Personal Life ==
Warboat is a loving father with a family who lives in a certain address in Altona that [[Harrison McLean]] disclosed in a public chat and who drives a 7-seater that he disclosed in a separate public chat.

== Quest as telegram admin ==
Warboat was an admin in the Melbourne Freedom Rally (MFR) telegram group.
Warboat got his admin privileges by virtue of his long term online friendship with a certain [[Harrison McLean|Dom1nicD]] who he shared interests in topics such as QAnon, crypto and JQ.

Unlike other MFR admins, warboat doesn’t really participate in organising rallies. He is just a power hungry pretend nazi who nobody likes.
On 3 January 2022, Warboat was finally [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1477855131232137216?s=21 stood down by Dom1nicD] as an admin in the MFR telegram group.

Nonetheless, his quest for power continues. During the initial stages or the Convoy 2 Canberra, warboat was repeatedly rejected by the admins when he tried to participate in ‘organising’ the convoy. So, he resorted to [https://twitter.com/free2melbourne/status/1487234926218919939?s=21 creating his own telegram group] organising a convoy bus to Canberra for peasants who don’t drive. The group was disbanded after just a few days due to lack of interest. Needless to say, nobody likes warboat, and nobody is willing to be in the same vehicle with warboat.

Warboat’s second attempt to regain telegram significance comes during the [[Camp_EPIC#Attempted coup d'état|failed coup d'état]] by his internet friend [[Harrison McLean|Dom1nicD]]. After Dom1nicD gained admin rights in the Convoy telegram, he kicked out all the sovcit admins and secretly added Warboat as admin in the middle of the night. When the coup plot was discovered by the sovcits, both Domin1cD and warboat were summarily evicted from telegram and irl from the campsite. Warboat was admin less than 24 hours.

==Double agent allegations==
Theyre not allegations, this gronk is actually AFP

[[File:Wb2.jpg|left|400px|WARNING TERRORIST PILOT]]

James Greer

2022-02-12T23:35:03Z

Jim: /* Jamestown fundraiser */

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:IRONBARK.png]]
| age = 45
| gender = Male Conforming
| location = Western Australia
| occupation = GoFundMe Enthusiast, former ADF member, sovcit CPO
| height = 4'1"
| weight = 50kg
| affiliations = unknown
| aliases = Ironbark Thunderbolt
| instagram = idk
| facebook = idk
| telegram = idk
}}
James (Jim) Greer is a doomsday prepper, GoFundMe grifter, and sovcit cooker, from Western Australia.
[[File:ironblaster.jpg|thumb|left|Nothing suss.]]

==Convoy to Canberra==
* According to SovCit lore, Jim and his mate [[Ryan Harder]] (who is from Melbourne) discussed and organized an impromptu truckie convoy to Canberra on the 26th of January 2022 via Telegram.
* Jim and Ryan discussed created a telegram group initially called Truckie Convoy to Canberra.
* The telegram group grew exponentially from 300 members at the end of the first day to nearly 30,000 members within the course of just one week. (Note: Much of the growth in members were believed to be unsuspecting Canadians supporting their own Truckers to Canberra.)
* Although the movement gained much traction among the cookers, the movement failed to convince any if at all any actual Truckies to participate in the convoy... because you know... it is stupid.
* As a result of the tepid responds from actual truckies, the movement changed its name from "Truckies Convoy to Canberra" to "2022 Convoy to Canberra" to better reflect the movement.
* Fun Fact: Jim Greer's truck is not actually a truck. It was actually [https://www.watoday.com.au/national/western-australia/apocalypse-now-survivalist-prepares-to-bug-out-before-pandemic-hits-20200303-p546f4.html his mobile home] modified from an old army truck.
* It is also speculated that Jim decided to drive all the way from WA to Canberra to run away from his wife and kids and avoid paying child support. But this allegation was never confirmed nor denied by any party.

==GoFundMe activities==
In late January, James organised a GoFundMe campaign under the pseudonym of IRONBARK THUNDERBOLT, in an attempt to grift fellow cookers out of petrol/meth money for his journey to Canberra.
The cookers shared it far and wide, amassing around $160,000 in support, only for GoFundMe to freeze the account, and subsequently cancel it after his run in with the law.

==Jamestown fundraiser ==
* After the gfm grift money were returned to senders, Jim and [[David Graham |the Guru]] started a new grift, this time cash only.
* During the [[Cookertown Declaration]], Jim announced that he is now collecting [https://twitter.com/lizardhumanoid/status/1492404856346537985?s=21 donations to buy a new property] and establish their own sovereign state if the police is kicking them out of Camp EPIC.

==Run ins with the law==
James allegedly thought it'd be absolutely grand to allegedly bring along his pet, unlicensed, sawn off rifle along with 124 rounds of ammunition to Canberra's parliamentary circle.
Greer's unroadworthy vehicle was searched by Canberra police, and they discovered the illegal item and subsequently charged him with unauthorised possession of a prohibited firearm, and possession of ammunition. Sucks to suck, I guess.

James Greer

2022-02-12T23:32:24Z

Jim: /* Jamestown fundraiser */

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:IRONBARK.png]]
| age = 45
| gender = Male Conforming
| location = Western Australia
| occupation = GoFundMe Enthusiast, former ADF member, sovcit CPO
| height = 4'1"
| weight = 50kg
| affiliations = unknown
| aliases = Ironbark Thunderbolt
| instagram = idk
| facebook = idk
| telegram = idk
}}
James (Jim) Greer is a doomsday prepper, GoFundMe grifter, and sovcit cooker, from Western Australia.
[[File:ironblaster.jpg|thumb|left|Nothing suss.]]

==Convoy to Canberra==
* According to SovCit lore, Jim and his mate [[Ryan Harder]] (who is from Melbourne) discussed and organized an impromptu truckie convoy to Canberra on the 26th of January 2022 via Telegram.
* Jim and Ryan discussed created a telegram group initially called Truckie Convoy to Canberra.
* The telegram group grew exponentially from 300 members at the end of the first day to nearly 30,000 members within the course of just one week. (Note: Much of the growth in members were believed to be unsuspecting Canadians supporting their own Truckers to Canberra.)
* Although the movement gained much traction among the cookers, the movement failed to convince any if at all any actual Truckies to participate in the convoy... because you know... it is stupid.
* As a result of the tepid responds from actual truckies, the movement changed its name from "Truckies Convoy to Canberra" to "2022 Convoy to Canberra" to better reflect the movement.
* Fun Fact: Jim Greer's truck is not actually a truck. It was actually [https://www.watoday.com.au/national/western-australia/apocalypse-now-survivalist-prepares-to-bug-out-before-pandemic-hits-20200303-p546f4.html his mobile home] modified from an old army truck.
* It is also speculated that Jim decided to drive all the way from WA to Canberra to run away from his wife and kids and avoid paying child support. But this allegation was never confirmed nor denied by any party.

==GoFundMe activities==
In late January, James organised a GoFundMe campaign under the pseudonym of IRONBARK THUNDERBOLT, in an attempt to grift fellow cookers out of petrol/meth money for his journey to Canberra.
The cookers shared it far and wide, amassing around $160,000 in support, only for GoFundMe to freeze the account, and subsequently cancel it after his run in with the law.

==Jamestown fundraiser ==
* After the gfm grift money were returned to senders, Jim and [[David Graham |the Guru]] started a new grift, this time cash only.
* During the [[Jamestown Declaration]], Jim announced that he is now collecting [https://twitter.com/lizardhumanoid/status/1492404856346537985?s=21 donations to buy a new property] and establish their own sovereign state if the police is kicking them out of Camp EPIC.

==Run ins with the law==
James allegedly thought it'd be absolutely grand to allegedly bring along his pet, unlicensed, sawn off rifle along with 124 rounds of ammunition to Canberra's parliamentary circle.
Greer's unroadworthy vehicle was searched by Canberra police, and they discovered the illegal item and subsequently charged him with unauthorised possession of a prohibited firearm, and possession of ammunition. Sucks to suck, I guess.

James Greer

2022-02-12T23:31:15Z

Jim: /* GoFundMe activities */

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:IRONBARK.png]]
| age = 45
| gender = Male Conforming
| location = Western Australia
| occupation = GoFundMe Enthusiast, former ADF member, sovcit CPO
| height = 4'1"
| weight = 50kg
| affiliations = unknown
| aliases = Ironbark Thunderbolt
| instagram = idk
| facebook = idk
| telegram = idk
}}
James (Jim) Greer is a doomsday prepper, GoFundMe grifter, and sovcit cooker, from Western Australia.
[[File:ironblaster.jpg|thumb|left|Nothing suss.]]

==Convoy to Canberra==
* According to SovCit lore, Jim and his mate [[Ryan Harder]] (who is from Melbourne) discussed and organized an impromptu truckie convoy to Canberra on the 26th of January 2022 via Telegram.
* Jim and Ryan discussed created a telegram group initially called Truckie Convoy to Canberra.
* The telegram group grew exponentially from 300 members at the end of the first day to nearly 30,000 members within the course of just one week. (Note: Much of the growth in members were believed to be unsuspecting Canadians supporting their own Truckers to Canberra.)
* Although the movement gained much traction among the cookers, the movement failed to convince any if at all any actual Truckies to participate in the convoy... because you know... it is stupid.
* As a result of the tepid responds from actual truckies, the movement changed its name from "Truckies Convoy to Canberra" to "2022 Convoy to Canberra" to better reflect the movement.
* Fun Fact: Jim Greer's truck is not actually a truck. It was actually [https://www.watoday.com.au/national/western-australia/apocalypse-now-survivalist-prepares-to-bug-out-before-pandemic-hits-20200303-p546f4.html his mobile home] modified from an old army truck.
* It is also speculated that Jim decided to drive all the way from WA to Canberra to run away from his wife and kids and avoid paying child support. But this allegation was never confirmed nor denied by any party.

==GoFundMe activities==
In late January, James organised a GoFundMe campaign under the pseudonym of IRONBARK THUNDERBOLT, in an attempt to grift fellow cookers out of petrol/meth money for his journey to Canberra.
The cookers shared it far and wide, amassing around $160,000 in support, only for GoFundMe to freeze the account, and subsequently cancel it after his run in with the law.

==Jamestown fundraiser ==
* After the gfm grift money were returned to senders, Jim and [[Graham |the Guru]] started a new grift, this time cash only.
* During the [[Jamestown Declaration]], Jim announced that he is now collecting [https://twitter.com/lizardhumanoid/status/1492404856346537985?s=21 donations to buy a new property] and establish their own sovereign state if the police is kicking them out of Camp EPIC.

==Run ins with the law==
James allegedly thought it'd be absolutely grand to allegedly bring along his pet, unlicensed, sawn off rifle along with 124 rounds of ammunition to Canberra's parliamentary circle.
Greer's unroadworthy vehicle was searched by Canberra police, and they discovered the illegal item and subsequently charged him with unauthorised possession of a prohibited firearm, and possession of ammunition. Sucks to suck, I guess.

Riccardo Bosi

2022-02-12T07:30:33Z

Jim: /* Political influence */

[[Category:Cookers]]
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| image = [[File:BOSI.png]]
| age = 69
| gender = Male Conforming
| location = Sydney, Australia
| occupation = Little Dictator, Soldier of fortune
| height = 6'9"
| weight = 69kg
| affiliations = unknown
| aliases = Il Douche, Riccardo Bosilini
| instagram = idk
| facebook = idk
| telegram = idk
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Riccardo Bosi, also known as Il Douche/Wish.Com Saddam/Reject Shop Gaddaffi and Craptain Cooker; is a prolific author, used car salesman and motivational speaker, from Sydney, Australia. He spent 24 years in the army 'protecting sickos'. He is frequently seen around [[Camp EPIC|Camp Cooker]] with his usher and offsider, [[David 'Kanga Guru' Graham|David 'Kanga Guru' Graham]].

He is well known as the archnemesis of Lord Admiral [[Graham Hood]].
[[File:Greatness-awaits-you.jpg|thumb|left|The tome of infinite wisdom]]
==Quotes==
{{Quote
|GET THAT NUMBER TATTED ON YOUR FORRID! 5 MILLION PEOPLE! Sydney, Melbourne, get off your tails and do some work. Get down here! 5 Million people... This is a moment in history. If we FUCK THIS, WE LOSE! DO YOU UNDERSTAND??! THIS IS OUR TIME, WE EITHER WIN OR LOSE. THOSE BASTARDS UP THERE ARE ALREADY KILLING OUR KIDS! WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY HAVE IN STORE FOR US NEXT?
|Riccardo Bosi|Outside Parliament House [[Blood Libel|relevant conspiracy - blood libel]]
}}
{{Quote
|They wanna make - a baby does not get personhood until they are two years old. Up until that point you can fuck em, you can kill em, you can take body parts out. Ask your mates Kelly and Palmer what the FUCK they're gonna do about that.
|Riccardo Bosi|[https://twitter.com/i/status/1490933388605153283 Video] [[Blood Libel|relevant conspiracy - blood libel]]
}}
==[[Battle of EPIC]]==
Bosi is currently involved in a leadership struggle against Camp Cooker LARPer-in-Chief, Admiral (ret) [[Graham Hood]]. Drone swarms, under the command of Admiral Hood, have allegedly conducted flyovers of Camp Cooker during Bosi's morning briefings, in order to gather intelligence. They have not been successful.

Unmarked vehicles, equipped with radiation weapons, have also been sighted near the front of Camp Cooker. It is not known whether they are acting under the orders of Admiral Hood.

==Diet==
[[File:RICEANDONIONS.png|thumb|left|The breakfast of champions]]
Bosi's diet consists entirely of RICE AND FUCKIN' ONIONS.

==Antics==
* [https://twitter.com/AltMediaWatch/status/1491631866734333953 Video of Bosi advocating to hang ASIO employees.]
* [https://www.facebook.com/100004261664438/videos/1159934668109107/ Video of Bosi advocating for violence against Federal Politicians.]
* [https://twitter.com/LizardHumanoid/status/1490543322133590019 Video of Bosi's frequent offsider and sidekick, Dave 'Guru', advocating for the bombing of Parliament]

==Political influence==
* Inspired by former Italian Prime Minister [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benito_Mussolini Benito Mussolini] and former American General [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Flynn|Michael Flynn].
* Despite being the darling of the FreeDumb movement, Bosi's A1 party remains unable to gather the requisite 1,500 qualified party members to support the party's registration with [https://www.aec.gov.au/parties_and_representatives/party_registration/ AEC], allegedly due to the party members failing to pass the standard [https://www.workingwithchildren.vic.gov.au/#:~:text=The%20Working%20with%20Children%20Check,from%20sexual%20or%20physical%20harm. "Working with Children"] checks.
* Bosi is running on the "Save the Children" platform popular among the FreeDumb movement. One of Bosi's election promise is to ban neo-natal abortion, an aggressive proposal that his key political rival [https://uap-craigkelly.com.au/ UAP Craig Kelly] is too chicken shit to support.
* Bosi was narrowly defeated in the 2020 Eden-Monaro By-election, where he accumulated 0% of the votes. [https://www.ourcampaigns.com/RaceDetail.html?RaceID=906484]
* Bosi is an Islamophobe who was seen giving an unsuspecting Muslim women the [https://twitter.com/adingo8temybaby/status/1492273513784569857?s=21 classic Bosi treatment] in public.

==Fashion Choices==
* Bosi wears his unmarked camo as his preferred fashion choice. He is definitely not LARPing.
* Bosi refuses to attach any badges or insignia on his camo (including the Australian flag one), because he regularly wears these camos as PJs and the pins hurt him when he sleeps.

Anthony Burge

2022-02-12T07:02:57Z

Jim: /* Meth-Head */

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| weight = 60kg
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| aliases = Meth-head, candyman, mommy’s boy
| instagram = idk
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Anthony Burge AKA Meth-head is a cooker from Melbourne.

== About Anthony ==
Anthony partakes in all the usual livestream-cooker activities, including but not limited to - vastly over-exaggerating protest numbers, calling out mainstream media, and complaining about his gimble.

==Antics==

Anthony is known for apparently having Crohn's disease, for which he has needed multiple surgeries to alleviate symptoms and avoid complications such as sepsis. During a brief visit in a Melbourne hospital, Anthony streamed himself from his hospital bed post-surgery in which he complained about the hospital staff and speculated on whether or not he had been secretly jabbed whilst under anesthesia.

===Meth-Head===
Anthony's nickname comes from his often disheveled appearance, particularly so from his time camping out on the steps of Parliament House for several days in Melbourne as part of the "Occupy Parliament" movement.

He has been observed to get very aggravated whenever people mention his suspected meth habits in his livestream comments which he occasionally finds the energy to read.

On the topic of energy, Anthony Burge is known to be one of the laziest streamers within the AFIPN, rarely streaming for more than an hour at a time before needing to take a break - potentially to meet his meth dealer or empty his fabled colostomy bag.

===Candy man ===
"Candyman", Anthony's secondary nickname, was brought about after a run-in with prolific YARDer 'Tom Tanuki' in Melbourne by a CARF rally. Anthony spent upwards of an hour attempting to interview Tom and his gaggle of YARDers, asking them questions about the CARF movement, vaccines, and the pandemic as a whole. During this time, his questions were merely met with offers of candycanes, of which he ate a couple, and filled his pockets with the rest. To this day, Anthony still gets messages in his livestreams asking about candycanes which are often responded to with exasperated sighs and nose exhales.

===Mommy’s boy===
On multiple occasions Burge has passed his mobile phone on to his mother whilst he "goes to the bathroom" in the middle of his Facebook livestreams. During these times his mother has both dropped his phone, and fallen over completely which resulted in breaking his gimble under her almighty mass.

===AFIPN Suspension===
Anthony was at one time suspended from the AFIPN for a couple of days after an incident outside of Parliament House in Melbourne where he confronted a passerby with his son who appeared to be approximately 12 years of age. Burge called out the boy's father for abusing him by making him wear a mask. After a few words were exchanged the father and son duo continued on their walk whilst Anthony mumbled to himself - perhaps a scenario that was brought about by his crippling meth withdrawals.

===Interesting facts===
* It is rumored that Anthony has a colostomy bag although this is unconfirmed.

* Enjoys perving at Billboards inside shopping centres.

Anthony Burge

2022-02-12T07:01:59Z

Jim: /* AFIPN Suspension */

[[Category:Cookers]]
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Anthony Burge AKA Meth-head is a cooker from Melbourne.

== About Anthony ==
Anthony partakes in all the usual livestream-cooker activities, including but not limited to - vastly over-exaggerating protest numbers, calling out mainstream media, and complaining about his gimble.

==Antics==

Anthony is known for apparently having Crohn's disease, for which he has needed multiple surgeries to alleviate symptoms and avoid complications such as sepsis. During a brief visit in a Melbourne hospital, Anthony streamed himself from his hospital bed post-surgery in which he complained about the hospital staff and speculated on whether or not he had been secretly jabbed whilst under anesthesia.

===Meth-Head===
Anthony's nickname comes from his often disheveled appearance, particularly so from his time camping out on the steps of Parliament House for several days in Melbourne as part of the "Occupy Parliament" movement. He has been observed to get very aggravated whenever people mention his suspected meth habits in his livestream comments which he occasionally finds the energy to read. On the topic of energy, Anthony Burge is known to be one of the laziest streamers within the AFIPN, rarely streaming for more than an hour at a time before needing to take a break - potentially to meet his meth dealer or empty his fabled colostomy bag.

===Candy man ===
"Candyman", Anthony's secondary nickname, was brought about after a run-in with prolific YARDer 'Tom Tanuki' in Melbourne by a CARF rally. Anthony spent upwards of an hour attempting to interview Tom and his gaggle of YARDers, asking them questions about the CARF movement, vaccines, and the pandemic as a whole. During this time, his questions were merely met with offers of candycanes, of which he ate a couple, and filled his pockets with the rest. To this day, Anthony still gets messages in his livestreams asking about candycanes which are often responded to with exasperated sighs and nose exhales.

===Mommy’s boy===
On multiple occasions Burge has passed his mobile phone on to his mother whilst he "goes to the bathroom" in the middle of his Facebook livestreams. During these times his mother has both dropped his phone, and fallen over completely which resulted in breaking his gimble under her almighty mass.

===AFIPN Suspension===
Anthony was at one time suspended from the AFIPN for a couple of days after an incident outside of Parliament House in Melbourne where he confronted a passerby with his son who appeared to be approximately 12 years of age. Burge called out the boy's father for abusing him by making him wear a mask. After a few words were exchanged the father and son duo continued on their walk whilst Anthony mumbled to himself - perhaps a scenario that was brought about by his crippling meth withdrawals.

===Interesting facts===
* It is rumored that Anthony has a colostomy bag although this is unconfirmed.

* Enjoys perving at Billboards inside shopping centres.

Anthony Burge

2022-02-12T07:00:49Z

Jim: /* About Anthony */

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| weight = 60kg
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Anthony Burge AKA Meth-head is a cooker from Melbourne.

== About Anthony ==
Anthony partakes in all the usual livestream-cooker activities, including but not limited to - vastly over-exaggerating protest numbers, calling out mainstream media, and complaining about his gimble.

==Antics==

Anthony is known for apparently having Crohn's disease, for which he has needed multiple surgeries to alleviate symptoms and avoid complications such as sepsis. During a brief visit in a Melbourne hospital, Anthony streamed himself from his hospital bed post-surgery in which he complained about the hospital staff and speculated on whether or not he had been secretly jabbed whilst under anesthesia.

===Meth-Head===
Anthony's nickname comes from his often disheveled appearance, particularly so from his time camping out on the steps of Parliament House for several days in Melbourne as part of the "Occupy Parliament" movement. He has been observed to get very aggravated whenever people mention his suspected meth habits in his livestream comments which he occasionally finds the energy to read. On the topic of energy, Anthony Burge is known to be one of the laziest streamers within the AFIPN, rarely streaming for more than an hour at a time before needing to take a break - potentially to meet his meth dealer or empty his fabled colostomy bag.

===Candy man ===
"Candyman", Anthony's secondary nickname, was brought about after a run-in with prolific YARDer 'Tom Tanuki' in Melbourne by a CARF rally. Anthony spent upwards of an hour attempting to interview Tom and his gaggle of YARDers, asking them questions about the CARF movement, vaccines, and the pandemic as a whole. During this time, his questions were merely met with offers of candycanes, of which he ate a couple, and filled his pockets with the rest. To this day, Anthony still gets messages in his livestreams asking about candycanes which are often responded to with exasperated sighs and nose exhales.

===Mommy’s boy===
On multiple occasions Burge has passed his mobile phone on to his mother whilst he "goes to the bathroom" in the middle of his Facebook livestreams. During these times his mother has both dropped his phone, and fallen over completely which resulted in breaking his gimble under her almighty mass.

===Lazy ass===
Anthony was at one time suspended from the AFIPN for a couple of days after an incident outside of Parliament House in Melbourne where he confronted a passerby with his son who appeared to be approximately 12 years of age. Burge called out the boy's father for abusing him by making him wear a mask. After a few words were exchanged the father and son duo continued on their walk whilst Anthony mumbled to himself - perhaps a scenario that was brought about by his crippling meth withdrawals.

===Interesting facts===
* It is rumored that Anthony has a colostomy bag although this is unconfirmed.

* Enjoys perving at Billboards inside shopping centres.

Warboat

2022-02-12T06:15:56Z

Jim: /* Beliefs */

[[Category:Cookers]]
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| occupation = full time iPhone repair specialist, part time nazi recruiter, former MFR admin
| location = Altona, Victoria
| height = 5'5"
| weight = about the weight of three goats
| affiliations = Worldwide Rally for Freedom (formerly)
| aliases = he has many telegram alts but cbf listing them.
Also widely known as Aunnie, tugboat, warbus, moneyable, etc
| instagram = idk
| twitter = https://twitter.com/warboat

https://mobile.twitter.com/warboat1

| facebook = idk
| telegram = https://t.me/warboateuropatalk
}}
**WARNING** IF YOU SEE THIS PERSON APPROACH & CONVERSE WITH CAUTION, THIS MAN IS AN AFP UNDERCOVER COP

[[File:Warboat2.jpg|center|600px|WARNING TERRORIST AHEAD]] 

== About Warboat==
Warboat has no actual friends so he had to resort to making pretend friends on telegram groups such as [[Harrison McLean]], in Nazi groups and in QAnon groups.

On Christmas Day of 2021, a drunk Warboat challenged a rando on telegram to a fight at the Altona pier. Clearly Warboat did not have friends or family to celebrate Christmas with. The rando continues to live rent free in warboat’s head to this day.

== Beliefs ==
Warboat’s colourful belief system is well documented online. Below is a selection of the highlights curated by the internet for your entertainment.

===Warboat and the holocaust===
* Warboat had [https://youtu.be/0Y80y6lPGLA mathematical proof that holocaust did not happen.] Together with his pal [[Harrison McLean|Dom1nicD]], Warboat can be heard in this video arguing that he is not a Nazi for denying the holocaust. This video had been slightly edited to make it more palatable to the ears of normies.

* Warboat prefers to have lions than lambs in MFR. In this video, warboat can be heard arguing with former MFR admin [[Mikey from officeworks]] and advocated to [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1473902386108190732?s=21 recruit Nazi cookers to MFR.]

===Warboat and guns===
* Warboat views [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1476682006616588295?s=21 on guns]
* more warboat views on [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1476682007111299077?s=21 guns again]

===Warboat and EMP===

Being a “tech guy” because he does electronics, warboat reckons using an EMP as a weapon against the cabal is a bad idea. His argument was eloquently delivered [https://youtu.be/O8VIpkqvT04 in this video.]

===Warboat and Crypto===
In early 2021, Warboat made a crypto bet with another rando on telegram that trump will return as president in March 2021. The idiot obviously lost the bet. [https://twitter.com/JinglesBTC/status/1369175172251492355?s=20&t=r4w_28_LJn8fW63oiFefdw Warboat refused to pay up to this day.]

Warboat pretends to know krypto but actually has no clue. In Warboat’s mind, krypto is not programmeable money but actually moneyable program. [still looking for that clip]

===Warboat and Agenda21===
* Warboat is a firm believer that there is no constitution and the government is illegitimate.
* Warboat believes that all The doctors and nurses around the world are all owned and controlled by big pharma. Everyone in the medical industry are highly paid not because they are highly qualified but rather are actually bribes to keep them from exposing the truth.
* warboat is often seen trying to promote a 96 page PDF document which poorly discusses Agenda 21. When asked to summarise the key points to the document, warboat will ask you to just read the document. It is doubtful that Warboat understands the document himself.

===Dion Dion Dion===

* Warboat loves [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1473906899770740743?s=21 interrupting people] on voice chats, especially [[Dion]].

==Criminal Charges==
None, Warboat doesnt actually attend real freedom rallies. Not whilst hes in civvi capacity anyway

== Personal Life ==
Warboat is a loving father with a family who lives in a certain address in Altona that [[Harrison McLean]] disclosed in a public chat and who drives a 7-seater that he disclosed in a separate public chat.

== Quest as telegram admin ==
Warboat was an admin in the Melbourne Freedom Rally (MFR) telegram group.
Warboat got his admin privileges by virtue of his long term online friendship with a certain [[Harrison McLean|Dom1nicD]] who he shared interests in topics such as QAnon, crypto and JQ.

Unlike other MFR admins, warboat doesn’t really participate in organising rallies. He is just a power hungry pretend nazi who nobody likes.
On 3 January 2022, Warboat was finally [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1477855131232137216?s=21 stood down by Dom1nicD] as an admin in the MFR telegram group.

Nonetheless, his quest for power continues. During the initial stages or the Convoy 2 Canberra, warboat was repeatedly rejected by the admins when he tried to participate in ‘organising’ the convoy. So, he resorted to [https://twitter.com/free2melbourne/status/1487234926218919939?s=21 creating his own telegram group] organising a convoy bus to Canberra for peasants who don’t drive. The group was disbanded after just a few days due to lack of interest. Needless to say, nobody likes warboat, and nobody is willing to be in the same vehicle with warboat.

Warboat’s second attempt to regain telegram significance comes during the [[Camp_EPIC#Attempted coup d'état|failed coup d'état]] by his internet friend [[Harrison McLean|Dom1nicD]]. After Dom1nicD gained admin rights in the Convoy telegram, he kicked out all the sovcit admins and secretly added Warboat as admin in the middle of the night. When the coup plot was discovered by the sovcits, both Domin1cD and warboat were summarily evicted from telegram and irl from the campsite. Warboat was admin less than 24 hours.

==Double agent allegations==
Theyre not allegations, this gronk is actually AFP

[[File:Wb2.jpg|left|400px|WARNING TERRORIST PILOT]]

Warboat

2022-02-12T05:38:35Z

Jim: /* Warboat and EMP */

[[Category:Cookers]]
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| location = Altona, Victoria
| height = 5'5"
| weight = about the weight of three goats
| affiliations = Worldwide Rally for Freedom (formerly)
| aliases = he has many telegram alts but cbf listing them.
Also widely known as Aunnie, tugboat, warbus, moneyable, etc
| instagram = idk
| twitter = https://twitter.com/warboat

https://mobile.twitter.com/warboat1

| facebook = idk
| telegram = https://t.me/warboateuropatalk
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**WARNING** IF YOU SEE THIS PERSON APPROACH & CONVERSE WITH CAUTION, THIS MAN IS AN AFP UNDERCOVER COP

[[File:Warboat2.jpg|center|600px|WARNING TERRORIST AHEAD]] 

== About Warboat==
Warboat has no actual friends so he had to resort to making pretend friends on telegram groups such as [[Harrison McLean]], in Nazi groups and in QAnon groups.

On Christmas Day of 2021, a drunk Warboat challenged a rando on telegram to a fight at the Altona pier. Clearly Warboat did not have friends or family to celebrate Christmas with. The rando continues to live rent free in warboat’s head to this day.

== Beliefs ==
A short educational video about only but a few of the myriad and wide ranging beliefs of this cooker can be viewed here <youtube>https://youtu.be/0Y80y6lPGLA</youtube>(NSFW)

===Warboat and guns===
* Warboat views [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1476682006616588295?s=21 on guns]
* more warboat views on [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1476682007111299077?s=21 guns again ]

===Warboat and EMP===

Being a “tech guy” because he does electronics, warboat reckons using an EMP as a weapon against the cabal is a bad idea. His argument was eloquently delivered [https://youtu.be/O8VIpkqvT04 in this video].

===Warboat and Crypto===
In early 2021, Warboat made a crypto bet with another rando on telegram that trump will return as president in March 2021. The idiot obviously lost the bet. [https://twitter.com/JinglesBTC/status/1369175172251492355?s=20&t=r4w_28_LJn8fW63oiFefdw Warboat refused to pay up] to this day.

Warboat pretends to know krypto but actually has no clue. In Warboat’s mind, krypto is not programmeable money but actually moneyable program. [still looking for that clip]

===Warboat and the holocaust===
* Warboat had proven that holocaust was mathematically impossible. [video link required]
* Warboat prefers to recruit lions and advocated to [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1473902386108190732?s=21 recruit Nazi cookers] to MFR.

===Warboat and Agenda21===
* Warboat is a firm believer that there is no constitution and the government is illegitimate.
* Warboat believes that all The doctors and nurses around the world are all owned and controlled by big pharma. Everyone in the medical industry are highly paid not because they are highly qualified but rather are actually bribes to keep them from exposing the truth.
* warboat is often seen trying to promote a 96 page PDF document which poorly discusses Agenda 21. When asked to summarise the key points to the document, warboat will ask you to just read the document. It is doubtful that Warboat understands the document himself.

===Dion Dion Dion===

* Warboat loves [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1473906899770740743?s=21 interrupting people] on voice chats, especially [[Dion]].

==Criminal Charges==
None, Warboat doesnt actually attend real freedom rallies. Not whilst hes in civvi capacity anyway

== Personal Life ==
Warboat is a loving father with a family who lives in a certain address in Altona that [[Harrison McLean]] disclosed in a public chat and who drives a 7-seater that he disclosed in a separate public chat.

== Quest as telegram admin ==
Warboat was an admin in the Melbourne Freedom Rally (MFR) telegram group.
Warboat got his admin privileges by virtue of his long term online friendship with a certain [[Harrison McLean|Dom1nicD]] who he shared interests in topics such as QAnon, crypto and JQ.

Unlike other MFR admins, warboat doesn’t really participate in organising rallies. He is just a power hungry pretend nazi who nobody likes.
On 3 January 2022, Warboat was finally [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1477855131232137216?s=21 stood down by Dom1nicD] as an admin in the MFR telegram group.

Nonetheless, his quest for power continues. During the initial stages or the Convoy 2 Canberra, warboat was repeatedly rejected by the admins when he tried to participate in ‘organising’ the convoy. So, he resorted to [https://twitter.com/free2melbourne/status/1487234926218919939?s=21 creating his own telegram group] organising a convoy bus to Canberra for peasants who don’t drive. The group was disbanded after just a few days due to lack of interest. Needless to say, nobody likes warboat, and nobody is willing to be in the same vehicle with warboat.

Warboat’s second attempt to regain telegram significance comes during the [[Camp_EPIC#Attempted coup d'état|failed coup d'état]] by his internet friend [[Harrison McLean|Dom1nicD]]. After Dom1nicD gained admin rights in the Convoy telegram, he kicked out all the sovcit admins and secretly added Warboat as admin in the middle of the night. When the coup plot was discovered by the sovcits, both Domin1cD and warboat were summarily evicted from telegram and irl from the campsite. Warboat was admin less than 24 hours.

==Double agent allegations==
Theyre not allegations, this gronk is actually AFP

[[File:Wb2.jpg|left|400px|WARNING TERRORIST PILOT]]

Harrison McLean

2022-02-12T03:32:30Z

Jim: /* About Harrison */

[[Category:Cookers]]
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| gender = Proud White Chauvinist
| location = Bayswater, Victoria
| height = 6'1"
| weight = busting his buttons off
| affiliations = Freedom Day Vic, Melbourne Freedom Rally, Australia Freedom Rally, Worldwide Rally for Freedom, Proud Boys, UAP
| aliases = Domin1cD REAL Dom1nicD FAKE Dominic Dean @haz159
| Associates = [Warboat], [Billy]
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| twitter = https://twitter.com/HazMclean
| facebook = https://www.facebook.com/haz.mclean https://www.facebook.com/harrisonmcleanpage
| telegram = https://t.me/HarrisonMclean
https://t.me/guardianmelbourne
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[https://harrisonmclean.com/support/ Hazza’s grift page]

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Private school educated fascist. Over.

== About Harrison ==
Former Cheerleader turned Victorian proud boy member Harrison McLean is the administrator of the Melbourne Freedom Rally groups. Along with Sarah Ashlee, Harrison [[Camp_EPIC#History|stole the Convoy to Canberra pages]] and then got famously booted out of camp by [[James Greer|Jim Greer]]. 
Coincidently, the AFP raided the original camp the next morning where Jim Greer was found in possession of weapons and Ammunition.

Some other interesting facts about Harrison which he will deny publicly:
* Harrison is a UAP member
* Harrison was seriously considering running under UAP on the upcoming election. However, he had too much shit in the internet about him which he needs to clean up before he is able to run. And we’re not just talking about the Nazi/Proud Boys stuff here.
* Harrison is double vaccinated

== Beliefs ==
[[File:nazi-cheerleaders.jpg|link+|frameless|200px|left]]In public, “McLean has previously denied being involved in the far right. ‘I am not Far-Right. I am a Libertarian Populist, and I support Freedom of Speech,’ McLean posted under his pseudonym Dominic D, in one forum.”

But in private, he has engaged with the National Socialist Network, the neo-Nazi group who were recently exposed via a 60 Minutes investigation. McLean is happy to associate with these proud fascists.

Further, in his own words: “We have a LOT of very NORMIE people coming in from banners and [Facebook] groups that are not ready for the JQ (Jewish Question) yet, and may attack us as highly anti-semitic and stop promoting us all together to their friends and family,” he wrote.

“We start at ‘Dan Bad’ and go right through to ‘No Coercive Vaccines’ and get into the ‘Pedo suppression orders’ and NWO agenda and One World Government as a concept to be opposed,” McLean wrote, echoing a laundry list of anti-semitic conspiracy theories for which he is trying to find a fresh audience out of the pandemic.

Credit: Campaign Against Racism & Fascism

==Criminal Charges==
*Incitement

== Personal Life ==
Harrison's personal life consists of living his life entirely through Telegram, often not seen nor heard of for 12 hours or more until one of the trolls he likes to curate in his (now disbanded) troll zoo, otherwise known as his personal telegram group chat, happens to mention his name and he will pop up and randomly post some arbitrary response.

But other than that who are we kidding, Harrison does not have a life.

Harrison definitely does not have a life. He has a beer belly tho.... but definitely does not have a life. that's why he needs his telegram friends - to have someone to discuss "the jewish question" with such as [[Warboat]].

==Double agent allegations==
Rumours of double-agent shitfuckery have surrounded Haz pretty well much from the start of the pandemic, when he appeared in his fat controller Agent Smith cosplay with added megaphone prop. More to come

Harrison McLean

2022-02-12T03:28:13Z

Jim: /* About Harrison */

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| height = 6'1"
| weight = busting his buttons off
| affiliations = Freedom Day Vic, Melbourne Freedom Rally, Australia Freedom Rally, Worldwide Rally for Freedom, Proud Boys, UAP
| aliases = Domin1cD REAL Dom1nicD FAKE Dominic Dean @haz159
| Associates = [Warboat], [Billy]
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| twitter = https://twitter.com/HazMclean
| facebook = https://www.facebook.com/haz.mclean https://www.facebook.com/harrisonmcleanpage
| telegram = https://t.me/HarrisonMclean
https://t.me/guardianmelbourne
| tiktok = https://www.tiktok.com/@haz159

| website =

[https://harrisonmclean.com/support/ Hazza’s grift page]

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Private school educated fascist. Over.

== About Harrison ==
Former Cheerleader turned Victorian proud boy member Harrison McLean is the administrator of the Melbourne Freedom Rally groups. Along with Sarah Ashlee, Harrison [[Camp_EPIC##Attempted coup d'état|stole the Convoy to Canberra pages]] and then got famously booted out of camp by [[James Greer|Jim Greer]]. 
Coincidently, the AFP raided the original camp the next morning where Jim Greer was found in possession of weapons and Ammunition.

Some other interesting facts about Harrison which he will deny publicly:
* Harrison is a UAP member
* Harrison was seriously considering running under UAP on the upcoming election. However, he had too much shit in the internet about him which he needs to clean up before he is able to run. And we’re not just talking about the Nazi/Proud Boys stuff here.
* Harrison is double vaccinated

== Beliefs ==
[[File:nazi-cheerleaders.jpg|link+|frameless|200px|left]]In public, “McLean has previously denied being involved in the far right. ‘I am not Far-Right. I am a Libertarian Populist, and I support Freedom of Speech,’ McLean posted under his pseudonym Dominic D, in one forum.”

But in private, he has engaged with the National Socialist Network, the neo-Nazi group who were recently exposed via a 60 Minutes investigation. McLean is happy to associate with these proud fascists.

Further, in his own words: “We have a LOT of very NORMIE people coming in from banners and [Facebook] groups that are not ready for the JQ (Jewish Question) yet, and may attack us as highly anti-semitic and stop promoting us all together to their friends and family,” he wrote.

“We start at ‘Dan Bad’ and go right through to ‘No Coercive Vaccines’ and get into the ‘Pedo suppression orders’ and NWO agenda and One World Government as a concept to be opposed,” McLean wrote, echoing a laundry list of anti-semitic conspiracy theories for which he is trying to find a fresh audience out of the pandemic.

Credit: Campaign Against Racism & Fascism

==Criminal Charges==
*Incitement

== Personal Life ==
Harrison's personal life consists of living his life entirely through Telegram, often not seen nor heard of for 12 hours or more until one of the trolls he likes to curate in his (now disbanded) troll zoo, otherwise known as his personal telegram group chat, happens to mention his name and he will pop up and randomly post some arbitrary response.

But other than that who are we kidding, Harrison does not have a life.

Harrison definitely does not have a life. He has a beer belly tho.... but definitely does not have a life. that's why he needs his telegram friends - to have someone to discuss "the jewish question" with such as [[Warboat]].

==Double agent allegations==
Rumours of double-agent shitfuckery have surrounded Haz pretty well much from the start of the pandemic, when he appeared in his fat controller Agent Smith cosplay with added megaphone prop. More to come

Warboat

2022-02-12T03:15:15Z

Jim: /* Warboat and Crypto */

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| height = 5'5"
| weight = about the weight of three goats
| affiliations = Worldwide Rally for Freedom (formerly)
| aliases = he has many telegram alts but cbf listing them.
Also widely known as Aunnie, tugboat, warbus, moneyable, etc
| instagram = idk
| twitter = https://twitter.com/warboat

https://mobile.twitter.com/warboat1

| facebook = idk
| telegram = https://t.me/warboateuropatalk
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**WARNING** IF YOU SEE THIS PERSON APPROACH & CONVERSE WITH CAUTION, THIS MAN IS AN AFP UNDERCOVER COP

[[File:Warboat2.jpg|center|600px|WARNING TERRORIST AHEAD]] 

== About Warboat==
Warboat has no actual friends so he had to resort to making pretend friends on telegram groups such as [[Harrison McLean]], in Nazi groups and in QAnon groups.

On Christmas Day of 2021, a drunk Warboat challenged a rando on telegram to a fight at the Altona pier. Clearly Warboat did not have friends or family to celebrate Christmas with. The rando continues to live rent free in warboat’s head to this day.

== Beliefs ==
A short educational video about only but a few of the myriad and wide ranging beliefs of this cooker can be viewed here <youtube>https://youtu.be/0Y80y6lPGLA</youtube>(NSFW)

===Warboat and guns===
* Warboat views [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1476682006616588295?s=21 on guns]
* more warboat views on [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1476682007111299077?s=21 guns again ]

===Warboat and EMP===

(To be added)

===Warboat and Crypto===
In early 2021, Warboat made a crypto bet with another rando on telegram that trump will return as president in March 2021. The idiot obviously lost the bet. [https://twitter.com/JinglesBTC/status/1369175172251492355?s=20&t=r4w_28_LJn8fW63oiFefdw Warboat refused to pay up] to this day.

Warboat pretends to know krypto but actually has no clue. In Warboat’s mind, krypto is not programmeable money but actually moneyable program. [still looking for that clip]

===Warboat and the holocaust===
* Warboat had proven that holocaust was mathematically impossible. [video link required]
* Warboat prefers to recruit lions and advocated to [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1473902386108190732?s=21 recruit Nazi cookers] to MFR.

===Warboat and Agenda21===
* Warboat is a firm believer that there is no constitution and the government is illegitimate.
* Warboat believes that all The doctors and nurses around the world are all owned and controlled by big pharma. Everyone in the medical industry are highly paid not because they are highly qualified but rather are actually bribes to keep them from exposing the truth.
* warboat is often seen trying to promote a 96 page PDF document which poorly discusses Agenda 21. When asked to summarise the key points to the document, warboat will ask you to just read the document. It is doubtful that Warboat understands the document himself.

===Dion Dion Dion===

* Warboat loves [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1473906899770740743?s=21 interrupting people] on voice chats, especially [[Dion]].

==Criminal Charges==
None, Warboat doesnt actually attend real freedom rallies. Not whilst hes in civvi capacity anyway

== Personal Life ==
Warboat is a loving father with a family who lives in a certain address in Altona that [[Harrison McLean]] disclosed in a public chat and who drives a 7-seater that he disclosed in a separate public chat.

== Quest as telegram admin ==
Warboat was an admin in the Melbourne Freedom Rally (MFR) telegram group.
Warboat got his admin privileges by virtue of his long term online friendship with a certain [[Harrison McLean|Dom1nicD]] who he shared interests in topics such as QAnon, crypto and JQ.

Unlike other MFR admins, warboat doesn’t really participate in organising rallies. He is just a power hungry pretend nazi who nobody likes.
On 3 January 2022, Warboat was finally [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1477855131232137216?s=21 stood down by Dom1nicD] as an admin in the MFR telegram group.

Nonetheless, his quest for power continues. During the initial stages or the Convoy 2 Canberra, warboat was repeatedly rejected by the admins when he tried to participate in ‘organising’ the convoy. So, he resorted to [https://twitter.com/free2melbourne/status/1487234926218919939?s=21 creating his own telegram group] organising a convoy bus to Canberra for peasants who don’t drive. The group was disbanded after just a few days due to lack of interest. Needless to say, nobody likes warboat, and nobody is willing to be in the same vehicle with warboat.

Warboat’s second attempt to regain telegram significance comes during the [[Camp_EPIC#Attempted coup d'état|failed coup d'état]] by his internet friend [[Harrison McLean|Dom1nicD]]. After Dom1nicD gained admin rights in the Convoy telegram, he kicked out all the sovcit admins and secretly added Warboat as admin in the middle of the night. When the coup plot was discovered by the sovcits, both Domin1cD and warboat were summarily evicted from telegram and irl from the campsite. Warboat was admin less than 24 hours.

==Double agent allegations==
Theyre not allegations, this gronk is actually AFP

[[File:Wb2.jpg|left|400px|WARNING TERRORIST PILOT]]

Warboat

2022-02-12T03:14:54Z

Jim: /* Personal Life */

[[Category:Cookers]]
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| location = Altona, Victoria
| height = 5'5"
| weight = about the weight of three goats
| affiliations = Worldwide Rally for Freedom (formerly)
| aliases = he has many telegram alts but cbf listing them.
Also widely known as Aunnie, tugboat, warbus, moneyable, etc
| instagram = idk
| twitter = https://twitter.com/warboat

https://mobile.twitter.com/warboat1

| facebook = idk
| telegram = https://t.me/warboateuropatalk
}}
**WARNING** IF YOU SEE THIS PERSON APPROACH & CONVERSE WITH CAUTION, THIS MAN IS AN AFP UNDERCOVER COP

[[File:Warboat2.jpg|center|600px|WARNING TERRORIST AHEAD]] 

== About Warboat==
Warboat has no actual friends so he had to resort to making pretend friends on telegram groups such as [[Harrison McLean]], in Nazi groups and in QAnon groups.

On Christmas Day of 2021, a drunk Warboat challenged a rando on telegram to a fight at the Altona pier. Clearly Warboat did not have friends or family to celebrate Christmas with. The rando continues to live rent free in warboat’s head to this day.

== Beliefs ==
A short educational video about only but a few of the myriad and wide ranging beliefs of this cooker can be viewed here <youtube>https://youtu.be/0Y80y6lPGLA</youtube>(NSFW)

===Warboat and guns===
* Warboat views [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1476682006616588295?s=21 on guns]
* more warboat views on [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1476682007111299077?s=21 guns again ]

===Warboat and EMP===

(To be added)

===Warboat and Crypto===
In early 2021, Warboat made a crypto bet with another rando on telegram that trump will return as president in March 2021. The idiot obviously lost the bet. [https://twitter.com/JinglesBTC/status/1369175172251492355?s=20&t=r4w_28_LJn8fW63oiFefdw Warboat refused to pay up] to this day.

===Warboat and the holocaust===
* Warboat had proven that holocaust was mathematically impossible. [video link required]
* Warboat prefers to recruit lions and advocated to [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1473902386108190732?s=21 recruit Nazi cookers] to MFR.

===Warboat and Agenda21===
* Warboat is a firm believer that there is no constitution and the government is illegitimate.
* Warboat believes that all The doctors and nurses around the world are all owned and controlled by big pharma. Everyone in the medical industry are highly paid not because they are highly qualified but rather are actually bribes to keep them from exposing the truth.
* warboat is often seen trying to promote a 96 page PDF document which poorly discusses Agenda 21. When asked to summarise the key points to the document, warboat will ask you to just read the document. It is doubtful that Warboat understands the document himself.

===Dion Dion Dion===

* Warboat loves [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1473906899770740743?s=21 interrupting people] on voice chats, especially [[Dion]].

==Criminal Charges==
None, Warboat doesnt actually attend real freedom rallies. Not whilst hes in civvi capacity anyway

== Personal Life ==
Warboat is a loving father with a family who lives in a certain address in Altona that [[Harrison McLean]] disclosed in a public chat and who drives a 7-seater that he disclosed in a separate public chat.

== Quest as telegram admin ==
Warboat was an admin in the Melbourne Freedom Rally (MFR) telegram group.
Warboat got his admin privileges by virtue of his long term online friendship with a certain [[Harrison McLean|Dom1nicD]] who he shared interests in topics such as QAnon, crypto and JQ.

Unlike other MFR admins, warboat doesn’t really participate in organising rallies. He is just a power hungry pretend nazi who nobody likes.
On 3 January 2022, Warboat was finally [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1477855131232137216?s=21 stood down by Dom1nicD] as an admin in the MFR telegram group.

Nonetheless, his quest for power continues. During the initial stages or the Convoy 2 Canberra, warboat was repeatedly rejected by the admins when he tried to participate in ‘organising’ the convoy. So, he resorted to [https://twitter.com/free2melbourne/status/1487234926218919939?s=21 creating his own telegram group] organising a convoy bus to Canberra for peasants who don’t drive. The group was disbanded after just a few days due to lack of interest. Needless to say, nobody likes warboat, and nobody is willing to be in the same vehicle with warboat.

Warboat’s second attempt to regain telegram significance comes during the [[Camp_EPIC#Attempted coup d'état|failed coup d'état]] by his internet friend [[Harrison McLean|Dom1nicD]]. After Dom1nicD gained admin rights in the Convoy telegram, he kicked out all the sovcit admins and secretly added Warboat as admin in the middle of the night. When the coup plot was discovered by the sovcits, both Domin1cD and warboat were summarily evicted from telegram and irl from the campsite. Warboat was admin less than 24 hours.

==Double agent allegations==
Theyre not allegations, this gronk is actually AFP

[[File:Wb2.jpg|left|400px|WARNING TERRORIST PILOT]]

Warboat

2022-02-12T03:09:19Z

Jim: /* Warboat and Agenda21 */

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| height = 5'5"
| weight = about the weight of three goats
| affiliations = Worldwide Rally for Freedom (formerly)
| aliases = he has many telegram alts but cbf listing them.
Also widely known as Aunnie, tugboat, warbus, moneyable, etc
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https://mobile.twitter.com/warboat1

| facebook = idk
| telegram = https://t.me/warboateuropatalk
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**WARNING** IF YOU SEE THIS PERSON APPROACH & CONVERSE WITH CAUTION, THIS MAN IS AN AFP UNDERCOVER COP

[[File:Warboat2.jpg|center|600px|WARNING TERRORIST AHEAD]] 

== About Warboat==
Warboat has no actual friends so he had to resort to making pretend friends on telegram groups such as [[Harrison McLean]], in Nazi groups and in QAnon groups.

On Christmas Day of 2021, a drunk Warboat challenged a rando on telegram to a fight at the Altona pier. Clearly Warboat did not have friends or family to celebrate Christmas with. The rando continues to live rent free in warboat’s head to this day.

== Beliefs ==
A short educational video about only but a few of the myriad and wide ranging beliefs of this cooker can be viewed here <youtube>https://youtu.be/0Y80y6lPGLA</youtube>(NSFW)

===Warboat and guns===
* Warboat views [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1476682006616588295?s=21 on guns]
* more warboat views on [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1476682007111299077?s=21 guns again ]

===Warboat and EMP===

(To be added)

===Warboat and Crypto===
In early 2021, Warboat made a crypto bet with another rando on telegram that trump will return as president in March 2021. The idiot obviously lost the bet. [https://twitter.com/JinglesBTC/status/1369175172251492355?s=20&t=r4w_28_LJn8fW63oiFefdw Warboat refused to pay up] to this day.

===Warboat and the holocaust===
* Warboat had proven that holocaust was mathematically impossible. [video link required]
* Warboat prefers to recruit lions and advocated to [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1473902386108190732?s=21 recruit Nazi cookers] to MFR.

===Warboat and Agenda21===
* Warboat is a firm believer that there is no constitution and the government is illegitimate.
* Warboat believes that all The doctors and nurses around the world are all owned and controlled by big pharma. Everyone in the medical industry are highly paid not because they are highly qualified but rather are actually bribes to keep them from exposing the truth.
* warboat is often seen trying to promote a 96 page PDF document which poorly discusses Agenda 21. When asked to summarise the key points to the document, warboat will ask you to just read the document. It is doubtful that Warboat understands the document himself.

===Dion Dion Dion===

* Warboat loves [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1473906899770740743?s=21 interrupting people] on voice chats, especially [[Dion]].

==Criminal Charges==
None, Warboat doesnt actually attend real freedom rallies. Not whilst hes in civvi capacity anyway

== Personal Life ==
Warboat is a loving father with a family who lives in a certain address in Altona that [[Harrison McLean]] disclosed in a public chat and who drives a 7-seater that he disclosed in a separate public chat.

Warboat pretends to know krypto but actually has no clue. In Warboat’s mind, krypto is not programmeable money but actually moneyable program. [still looking for that clip]

== Quest as telegram admin ==
Warboat was an admin in the Melbourne Freedom Rally (MFR) telegram group.
Warboat got his admin privileges by virtue of his long term online friendship with a certain [[Harrison McLean|Dom1nicD]] who he shared interests in topics such as QAnon, crypto and JQ.

Unlike other MFR admins, warboat doesn’t really participate in organising rallies. He is just a power hungry pretend nazi who nobody likes.
On 3 January 2022, Warboat was finally [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1477855131232137216?s=21 stood down by Dom1nicD] as an admin in the MFR telegram group.

Nonetheless, his quest for power continues. During the initial stages or the Convoy 2 Canberra, warboat was repeatedly rejected by the admins when he tried to participate in ‘organising’ the convoy. So, he resorted to [https://twitter.com/free2melbourne/status/1487234926218919939?s=21 creating his own telegram group] organising a convoy bus to Canberra for peasants who don’t drive. The group was disbanded after just a few days due to lack of interest. Needless to say, nobody likes warboat, and nobody is willing to be in the same vehicle with warboat.

Warboat’s second attempt to regain telegram significance comes during the [[Camp_EPIC#Attempted coup d'état|failed coup d'état]] by his internet friend [[Harrison McLean|Dom1nicD]]. After Dom1nicD gained admin rights in the Convoy telegram, he kicked out all the sovcit admins and secretly added Warboat as admin in the middle of the night. When the coup plot was discovered by the sovcits, both Domin1cD and warboat were summarily evicted from telegram and irl from the campsite. Warboat was admin less than 24 hours.

==Double agent allegations==
Theyre not allegations, this gronk is actually AFP

[[File:Wb2.jpg|left|400px|WARNING TERRORIST PILOT]]

Warboat

2022-02-12T03:06:54Z

Jim: /* Dion Dion Dion */

[[Category:Cookers]]
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| age = younger than he looks
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| occupation = full time iPhone repair specialist, part time nazi recruiter, former MFR admin
| location = Altona, Victoria
| height = 5'5"
| weight = about the weight of three goats
| affiliations = Worldwide Rally for Freedom (formerly)
| aliases = he has many telegram alts but cbf listing them.
Also widely known as Aunnie, tugboat, warbus, moneyable, etc
| instagram = idk
| twitter = https://twitter.com/warboat

https://mobile.twitter.com/warboat1

| facebook = idk
| telegram = https://t.me/warboateuropatalk
}}
**WARNING** IF YOU SEE THIS PERSON APPROACH & CONVERSE WITH CAUTION, THIS MAN IS AN AFP UNDERCOVER COP

[[File:Warboat2.jpg|center|600px|WARNING TERRORIST AHEAD]] 

== About Warboat==
Warboat has no actual friends so he had to resort to making pretend friends on telegram groups such as [[Harrison McLean]], in Nazi groups and in QAnon groups.

On Christmas Day of 2021, a drunk Warboat challenged a rando on telegram to a fight at the Altona pier. Clearly Warboat did not have friends or family to celebrate Christmas with. The rando continues to live rent free in warboat’s head to this day.

== Beliefs ==
A short educational video about only but a few of the myriad and wide ranging beliefs of this cooker can be viewed here <youtube>https://youtu.be/0Y80y6lPGLA</youtube>(NSFW)

===Warboat and guns===
* Warboat views [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1476682006616588295?s=21 on guns]
* more warboat views on [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1476682007111299077?s=21 guns again ]

===Warboat and EMP===

(To be added)

===Warboat and Crypto===
In early 2021, Warboat made a crypto bet with another rando on telegram that trump will return as president in March 2021. The idiot obviously lost the bet. [https://twitter.com/JinglesBTC/status/1369175172251492355?s=20&t=r4w_28_LJn8fW63oiFefdw Warboat refused to pay up] to this day.

===Warboat and the holocaust===
* Warboat had proven that holocaust was mathematically impossible. [video link required]
* Warboat prefers to recruit lions and advocated to [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1473902386108190732?s=21 recruit Nazi cookers] to MFR.

===Warboat and Agenda21===
* Warboat is a firm believer that there is no constitution and the government is illegitimate.
* Warboat believes that all The doctors and nurses around the world are all owned and controlled by big pharma. Everyone in the medical industry are highly paid not because they are highly qualified but rather are actually bribes to keep them from exposing the truth.

===Dion Dion Dion===

* Warboat loves [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1473906899770740743?s=21 interrupting people] on voice chats, especially [[Dion]].

==Criminal Charges==
None, Warboat doesnt actually attend real freedom rallies. Not whilst hes in civvi capacity anyway

== Personal Life ==
Warboat is a loving father with a family who lives in a certain address in Altona that [[Harrison McLean]] disclosed in a public chat and who drives a 7-seater that he disclosed in a separate public chat.

Warboat pretends to know krypto but actually has no clue. In Warboat’s mind, krypto is not programmeable money but actually moneyable program. [still looking for that clip]

== Quest as telegram admin ==
Warboat was an admin in the Melbourne Freedom Rally (MFR) telegram group.
Warboat got his admin privileges by virtue of his long term online friendship with a certain [[Harrison McLean|Dom1nicD]] who he shared interests in topics such as QAnon, crypto and JQ.

Unlike other MFR admins, warboat doesn’t really participate in organising rallies. He is just a power hungry pretend nazi who nobody likes.
On 3 January 2022, Warboat was finally [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1477855131232137216?s=21 stood down by Dom1nicD] as an admin in the MFR telegram group.

Nonetheless, his quest for power continues. During the initial stages or the Convoy 2 Canberra, warboat was repeatedly rejected by the admins when he tried to participate in ‘organising’ the convoy. So, he resorted to [https://twitter.com/free2melbourne/status/1487234926218919939?s=21 creating his own telegram group] organising a convoy bus to Canberra for peasants who don’t drive. The group was disbanded after just a few days due to lack of interest. Needless to say, nobody likes warboat, and nobody is willing to be in the same vehicle with warboat.

Warboat’s second attempt to regain telegram significance comes during the [[Camp_EPIC#Attempted coup d'état|failed coup d'état]] by his internet friend [[Harrison McLean|Dom1nicD]]. After Dom1nicD gained admin rights in the Convoy telegram, he kicked out all the sovcit admins and secretly added Warboat as admin in the middle of the night. When the coup plot was discovered by the sovcits, both Domin1cD and warboat were summarily evicted from telegram and irl from the campsite. Warboat was admin less than 24 hours.

==Double agent allegations==
Theyre not allegations, this gronk is actually AFP

[[File:Wb2.jpg|left|400px|WARNING TERRORIST PILOT]]

Warboat

2022-02-12T03:06:26Z

Jim: /* Dion Dion Dion */

[[Category:Cookers]]
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| location = Altona, Victoria
| height = 5'5"
| weight = about the weight of three goats
| affiliations = Worldwide Rally for Freedom (formerly)
| aliases = he has many telegram alts but cbf listing them.
Also widely known as Aunnie, tugboat, warbus, moneyable, etc
| instagram = idk
| twitter = https://twitter.com/warboat

https://mobile.twitter.com/warboat1

| facebook = idk
| telegram = https://t.me/warboateuropatalk
}}
**WARNING** IF YOU SEE THIS PERSON APPROACH & CONVERSE WITH CAUTION, THIS MAN IS AN AFP UNDERCOVER COP

[[File:Warboat2.jpg|center|600px|WARNING TERRORIST AHEAD]] 

== About Warboat==
Warboat has no actual friends so he had to resort to making pretend friends on telegram groups such as [[Harrison McLean]], in Nazi groups and in QAnon groups.

On Christmas Day of 2021, a drunk Warboat challenged a rando on telegram to a fight at the Altona pier. Clearly Warboat did not have friends or family to celebrate Christmas with. The rando continues to live rent free in warboat’s head to this day.

== Beliefs ==
A short educational video about only but a few of the myriad and wide ranging beliefs of this cooker can be viewed here <youtube>https://youtu.be/0Y80y6lPGLA</youtube>(NSFW)

===Warboat and guns===
* Warboat views [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1476682006616588295?s=21 on guns]
* more warboat views on [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1476682007111299077?s=21 guns again ]

===Warboat and EMP===

(To be added)

===Warboat and Crypto===
In early 2021, Warboat made a crypto bet with another rando on telegram that trump will return as president in March 2021. The idiot obviously lost the bet. [https://twitter.com/JinglesBTC/status/1369175172251492355?s=20&t=r4w_28_LJn8fW63oiFefdw Warboat refused to pay up] to this day.

===Warboat and the holocaust===
* Warboat had proven that holocaust was mathematically impossible. [video link required]
* Warboat prefers to recruit lions and advocated to [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1473902386108190732?s=21 recruit Nazi cookers] to MFR.

===Warboat and Agenda21===
* Warboat is a firm believer that there is no constitution and the government is illegitimate.
* Warboat believes that all The doctors and nurses around the world are all owned and controlled by big pharma. Everyone in the medical industry are highly paid not because they are highly qualified but rather are actually bribes to keep them from exposing the truth.

===Dion Dion Dion===

* Warboat loves [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1473906899770740743?s=21 interrupting people] on voice chats, especially Dion.

==Criminal Charges==
None, Warboat doesnt actually attend real freedom rallies. Not whilst hes in civvi capacity anyway

== Personal Life ==
Warboat is a loving father with a family who lives in a certain address in Altona that [[Harrison McLean]] disclosed in a public chat and who drives a 7-seater that he disclosed in a separate public chat.

Warboat pretends to know krypto but actually has no clue. In Warboat’s mind, krypto is not programmeable money but actually moneyable program. [still looking for that clip]

== Quest as telegram admin ==
Warboat was an admin in the Melbourne Freedom Rally (MFR) telegram group.
Warboat got his admin privileges by virtue of his long term online friendship with a certain [[Harrison McLean|Dom1nicD]] who he shared interests in topics such as QAnon, crypto and JQ.

Unlike other MFR admins, warboat doesn’t really participate in organising rallies. He is just a power hungry pretend nazi who nobody likes.
On 3 January 2022, Warboat was finally [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1477855131232137216?s=21 stood down by Dom1nicD] as an admin in the MFR telegram group.

Nonetheless, his quest for power continues. During the initial stages or the Convoy 2 Canberra, warboat was repeatedly rejected by the admins when he tried to participate in ‘organising’ the convoy. So, he resorted to [https://twitter.com/free2melbourne/status/1487234926218919939?s=21 creating his own telegram group] organising a convoy bus to Canberra for peasants who don’t drive. The group was disbanded after just a few days due to lack of interest. Needless to say, nobody likes warboat, and nobody is willing to be in the same vehicle with warboat.

Warboat’s second attempt to regain telegram significance comes during the [[Camp_EPIC#Attempted coup d'état|failed coup d'état]] by his internet friend [[Harrison McLean|Dom1nicD]]. After Dom1nicD gained admin rights in the Convoy telegram, he kicked out all the sovcit admins and secretly added Warboat as admin in the middle of the night. When the coup plot was discovered by the sovcits, both Domin1cD and warboat were summarily evicted from telegram and irl from the campsite. Warboat was admin less than 24 hours.

==Double agent allegations==
Theyre not allegations, this gronk is actually AFP

[[File:Wb2.jpg|left|400px|WARNING TERRORIST PILOT]]

Warboat

2022-02-12T02:51:15Z

Jim: /* Beliefs */

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:Sticker.png]]
| age = younger than he looks
| gender = Beta Cuck Male
| occupation = full time iPhone repair specialist, part time nazi recruiter, former MFR admin
| location = Altona, Victoria
| height = 5'5"
| weight = about the weight of three goats
| affiliations = Worldwide Rally for Freedom (formerly)
| aliases = he has many telegram alts but cbf listing them.
Also widely known as Aunnie, tugboat, warbus, moneyable, etc
| instagram = idk
| twitter = https://twitter.com/warboat

https://mobile.twitter.com/warboat1

| facebook = idk
| telegram = https://t.me/warboateuropatalk
}}
**WARNING** IF YOU SEE THIS PERSON APPROACH & CONVERSE WITH CAUTION, THIS MAN IS AN AFP UNDERCOVER COP

[[File:Warboat2.jpg|center|600px|WARNING TERRORIST AHEAD]] 

== About Warboat==
Warboat has no actual friends so he had to resort to making pretend friends on telegram groups such as [[Harrison McLean]], in Nazi groups and in QAnon groups.

On Christmas Day of 2021, a drunk Warboat challenged a rando on telegram to a fight at the Altona pier. Clearly Warboat did not have friends or family to celebrate Christmas with. The rando continues to live rent free in warboat’s head to this day.

== Beliefs ==
A short educational video about only but a few of the myriad and wide ranging beliefs of this cooker can be viewed here <youtube>https://youtu.be/0Y80y6lPGLA</youtube>(NSFW)

===Warboat and guns===
* Warboat views [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1476682006616588295?s=21 on guns]
* more warboat views on [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1476682007111299077?s=21 guns again ]

===Warboat and EMP===

(To be added)

===Warboat and Crypto===
In early 2021, Warboat made a crypto bet with another rando on telegram that trump will return as president in March 2021. The idiot obviously lost the bet. [https://twitter.com/JinglesBTC/status/1369175172251492355?s=20&t=r4w_28_LJn8fW63oiFefdw Warboat refused to pay up] to this day.

===Warboat and the holocaust===
* Warboat had proven that holocaust was mathematically impossible. [video link required]
* Warboat prefers to recruit lions and advocated to [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1473902386108190732?s=21 recruit Nazi cookers] to MFR.

===Warboat and Agenda21===
* Warboat is a firm believer that there is no constitution and the government is illegitimate.
* Warboat believes that all The doctors and nurses around the world are all owned and controlled by big pharma. Everyone in the medical industry are highly paid not because they are highly qualified but rather are actually bribes to keep them from exposing the truth.

===Dion Dion Dion===

* Warboat loves [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1473906899770740743?s=21 interrupting people] on voice chats

==Criminal Charges==
None, Warboat doesnt actually attend real freedom rallies. Not whilst hes in civvi capacity anyway

== Personal Life ==
Warboat is a loving father with a family who lives in a certain address in Altona that [[Harrison McLean]] disclosed in a public chat and who drives a 7-seater that he disclosed in a separate public chat.

Warboat pretends to know krypto but actually has no clue. In Warboat’s mind, krypto is not programmeable money but actually moneyable program. [still looking for that clip]

== Quest as telegram admin ==
Warboat was an admin in the Melbourne Freedom Rally (MFR) telegram group.
Warboat got his admin privileges by virtue of his long term online friendship with a certain [[Harrison McLean|Dom1nicD]] who he shared interests in topics such as QAnon, crypto and JQ.

Unlike other MFR admins, warboat doesn’t really participate in organising rallies. He is just a power hungry pretend nazi who nobody likes.
On 3 January 2022, Warboat was finally [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1477855131232137216?s=21 stood down by Dom1nicD] as an admin in the MFR telegram group.

Nonetheless, his quest for power continues. During the initial stages or the Convoy 2 Canberra, warboat was repeatedly rejected by the admins when he tried to participate in ‘organising’ the convoy. So, he resorted to [https://twitter.com/free2melbourne/status/1487234926218919939?s=21 creating his own telegram group] organising a convoy bus to Canberra for peasants who don’t drive. The group was disbanded after just a few days due to lack of interest. Needless to say, nobody likes warboat, and nobody is willing to be in the same vehicle with warboat.

Warboat’s second attempt to regain telegram significance comes during the [[Camp_EPIC#Attempted coup d'état|failed coup d'état]] by his internet friend [[Harrison McLean|Dom1nicD]]. After Dom1nicD gained admin rights in the Convoy telegram, he kicked out all the sovcit admins and secretly added Warboat as admin in the middle of the night. When the coup plot was discovered by the sovcits, both Domin1cD and warboat were summarily evicted from telegram and irl from the campsite. Warboat was admin less than 24 hours.

==Double agent allegations==
Theyre not allegations, this gronk is actually AFP

[[File:Wb2.jpg|left|400px|WARNING TERRORIST PILOT]]

Harrison McLean

2022-02-12T02:43:42Z

Jim: /* About Harrison */

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:Harrison.jpg]]
| age = 24
| gender = Proud White Chauvinist
| location = Bayswater, Victoria
| height = 6'1"
| weight = busting his buttons off
| affiliations = Freedom Day Vic, Melbourne Freedom Rally, Australia Freedom Rally, Worldwide Rally for Freedom, Proud Boys, UAP
| aliases = Domin1cD REAL Dom1nicD FAKE Dominic Dean @haz159
| Associates = [Warboat], [Billy]
| instagram = https://www.instagram.com/harrisonmclean_/
| twitter = https://twitter.com/HazMclean
| facebook = https://www.facebook.com/haz.mclean https://www.facebook.com/harrisonmcleanpage
| telegram = https://t.me/HarrisonMclean
https://t.me/guardianmelbourne
| tiktok = https://www.tiktok.com/@haz159

| website =

[https://harrisonmclean.com/support/ Hazza’s grift page]

}}

Private school educated fascist. Over.

== About Harrison ==
Former Cheerleader turned Victorian proud boy member Harrison McLean is the administrator of the Melbourne Freedom Rally groups. Along with Sarah Ashlee, Harrison [[Camp_EPIC##Attempted coup d'état|stole the Convoy to Canberra pages]] and then got famously booted out of camp by [[James Greer|Jim Greer]]. 
Coincidently, the AFP raided the original camp the next morning where Jim Greer was found in possession of weapons and Ammunition.

== Beliefs ==
[[File:nazi-cheerleaders.jpg|link+|frameless|200px|left]]In public, “McLean has previously denied being involved in the far right. ‘I am not Far-Right. I am a Libertarian Populist, and I support Freedom of Speech,’ McLean posted under his pseudonym Dominic D, in one forum.”

But in private, he has engaged with the National Socialist Network, the neo-Nazi group who were recently exposed via a 60 Minutes investigation. McLean is happy to associate with these proud fascists.

Further, in his own words: “We have a LOT of very NORMIE people coming in from banners and [Facebook] groups that are not ready for the JQ (Jewish Question) yet, and may attack us as highly anti-semitic and stop promoting us all together to their friends and family,” he wrote.

“We start at ‘Dan Bad’ and go right through to ‘No Coercive Vaccines’ and get into the ‘Pedo suppression orders’ and NWO agenda and One World Government as a concept to be opposed,” McLean wrote, echoing a laundry list of anti-semitic conspiracy theories for which he is trying to find a fresh audience out of the pandemic.

Credit: Campaign Against Racism & Fascism

==Criminal Charges==
*Incitement

== Personal Life ==
Harrison's personal life consists of living his life entirely through Telegram, often not seen nor heard of for 12 hours or more until one of the trolls he likes to curate in his (now disbanded) troll zoo, otherwise known as his personal telegram group chat, happens to mention his name and he will pop up and randomly post some arbitrary response.

But other than that who are we kidding, Harrison does not have a life.

Harrison definitely does not have a life. He has a beer belly tho.... but definitely does not have a life. that's why he needs his telegram friends - to have someone to discuss "the jewish question" with such as [[Warboat]].

==Double agent allegations==
Rumours of double-agent shitfuckery have surrounded Haz pretty well much from the start of the pandemic, when he appeared in his fat controller Agent Smith cosplay with added megaphone prop. More to come

Warboat

2022-02-12T02:42:41Z

Jim: /* Beliefs */

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:Sticker.png]]
| age = younger than he looks
| gender = Beta Cuck Male
| occupation = full time iPhone repair specialist, part time nazi recruiter, former MFR admin
| location = Altona, Victoria
| height = 5'5"
| weight = about the weight of three goats
| affiliations = Worldwide Rally for Freedom (formerly)
| aliases = he has many telegram alts but cbf listing them.
Also widely known as Aunnie, tugboat, warbus, moneyable, etc
| instagram = idk
| twitter = https://twitter.com/warboat

https://mobile.twitter.com/warboat1

| facebook = idk
| telegram = https://t.me/warboateuropatalk
}}
**WARNING** IF YOU SEE THIS PERSON APPROACH & CONVERSE WITH CAUTION, THIS MAN IS AN AFP UNDERCOVER COP

[[File:Warboat2.jpg|center|600px|WARNING TERRORIST AHEAD]] 

== About Warboat==
Warboat has no actual friends so he had to resort to making pretend friends on telegram groups such as [[Harrison McLean]], in Nazi groups and in QAnon groups.

On Christmas Day of 2021, a drunk Warboat challenged a rando on telegram to a fight at the Altona pier. Clearly Warboat did not have friends or family to celebrate Christmas with. The rando continues to live rent free in warboat’s head to this day.

== Beliefs ==
A short educational video about only but a few of the myriad and wide ranging beliefs of this cooker can be viewed here <youtube>https://youtu.be/0Y80y6lPGLA</youtube>(NSFW)

===Warboat and guns===
* Warboat views [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1476682006616588295?s=21 on guns]
* more warboat views on [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1476682007111299077?s=21 guns again ]

===Warboat and EMP===

(To be added)

===Warboat and Crypto===
In early 2021, Warboat made a crypto bet with another rando on telegram that trump will return as president in March 2021. The idiot obviously lost the bet. [https://twitter.com/JinglesBTC/status/1369175172251492355?s=20&t=r4w_28_LJn8fW63oiFefdw Warboat refused to pay up] to this day.

===Warboat and the holocaust===
* Warboat had proven that holocaust was mathematically impossible. [video link required]
* Warboat prefers to recruit lions and advocated to [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1473902386108190732?s=21 recruit Nazi cookers] to MFR.

===Dion Dion Dion===

* Warboat loves [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1473906899770740743?s=21 interrupting people] on voice chats

==Criminal Charges==
None, Warboat doesnt actually attend real freedom rallies. Not whilst hes in civvi capacity anyway

== Personal Life ==
Warboat is a loving father with a family who lives in a certain address in Altona that [[Harrison McLean]] disclosed in a public chat and who drives a 7-seater that he disclosed in a separate public chat.

Warboat pretends to know krypto but actually has no clue. In Warboat’s mind, krypto is not programmeable money but actually moneyable program. [still looking for that clip]

== Quest as telegram admin ==
Warboat was an admin in the Melbourne Freedom Rally (MFR) telegram group.
Warboat got his admin privileges by virtue of his long term online friendship with a certain [[Harrison McLean|Dom1nicD]] who he shared interests in topics such as QAnon, crypto and JQ.

Unlike other MFR admins, warboat doesn’t really participate in organising rallies. He is just a power hungry pretend nazi who nobody likes.
On 3 January 2022, Warboat was finally [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1477855131232137216?s=21 stood down by Dom1nicD] as an admin in the MFR telegram group.

Nonetheless, his quest for power continues. During the initial stages or the Convoy 2 Canberra, warboat was repeatedly rejected by the admins when he tried to participate in ‘organising’ the convoy. So, he resorted to [https://twitter.com/free2melbourne/status/1487234926218919939?s=21 creating his own telegram group] organising a convoy bus to Canberra for peasants who don’t drive. The group was disbanded after just a few days due to lack of interest. Needless to say, nobody likes warboat, and nobody is willing to be in the same vehicle with warboat.

Warboat’s second attempt to regain telegram significance comes during the [[Camp_EPIC#Attempted coup d'état|failed coup d'état]] by his internet friend [[Harrison McLean|Dom1nicD]]. After Dom1nicD gained admin rights in the Convoy telegram, he kicked out all the sovcit admins and secretly added Warboat as admin in the middle of the night. When the coup plot was discovered by the sovcits, both Domin1cD and warboat were summarily evicted from telegram and irl from the campsite. Warboat was admin less than 24 hours.

==Double agent allegations==
Theyre not allegations, this gronk is actually AFP

[[File:Wb2.jpg|left|400px|WARNING TERRORIST PILOT]]

Warboat

2022-02-12T02:41:29Z

Jim: /* About Warboat */

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:Sticker.png]]
| age = younger than he looks
| gender = Beta Cuck Male
| occupation = full time iPhone repair specialist, part time nazi recruiter, former MFR admin
| location = Altona, Victoria
| height = 5'5"
| weight = about the weight of three goats
| affiliations = Worldwide Rally for Freedom (formerly)
| aliases = he has many telegram alts but cbf listing them.
Also widely known as Aunnie, tugboat, warbus, moneyable, etc
| instagram = idk
| twitter = https://twitter.com/warboat

https://mobile.twitter.com/warboat1

| facebook = idk
| telegram = https://t.me/warboateuropatalk
}}
**WARNING** IF YOU SEE THIS PERSON APPROACH & CONVERSE WITH CAUTION, THIS MAN IS AN AFP UNDERCOVER COP

[[File:Warboat2.jpg|center|600px|WARNING TERRORIST AHEAD]] 

== About Warboat==
Warboat has no actual friends so he had to resort to making pretend friends on telegram groups such as [[Harrison McLean]], in Nazi groups and in QAnon groups.

On Christmas Day of 2021, a drunk Warboat challenged a rando on telegram to a fight at the Altona pier. Clearly Warboat did not have friends or family to celebrate Christmas with. The rando continues to live rent free in warboat’s head to this day.

== Beliefs ==
A short educational video about only but a few of the myriad and wide ranging beliefs of this cooker can be viewed here <youtube>https://youtu.be/0Y80y6lPGLA</youtube>(NSFW)

===Warboat and guns===
* Warboat views [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1476682006616588295?s=21 on guns]
* more warboat views on [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1476682007111299077?s=21 guns again ]

===Warboat and EMP===

(To be added)

===Warboat and Crypto===

(To be added)

===Warboat and the holocaust===
* Warboat had proven that holocaust was mathematically impossible. [video link required]
* Warboat prefers to recruit lions and advocated to [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1473902386108190732?s=21 recruit Nazi cookers] to MFR.

===Dion Dion Dion===

* Warboat loves [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1473906899770740743?s=21 interrupting people] on voice chats

==Criminal Charges==
None, Warboat doesnt actually attend real freedom rallies. Not whilst hes in civvi capacity anyway

== Personal Life ==
Warboat is a loving father with a family who lives in a certain address in Altona that [[Harrison McLean]] disclosed in a public chat and who drives a 7-seater that he disclosed in a separate public chat.

Warboat pretends to know krypto but actually has no clue. In Warboat’s mind, krypto is not programmeable money but actually moneyable program. [still looking for that clip]

== Quest as telegram admin ==
Warboat was an admin in the Melbourne Freedom Rally (MFR) telegram group.
Warboat got his admin privileges by virtue of his long term online friendship with a certain [[Harrison McLean|Dom1nicD]] who he shared interests in topics such as QAnon, crypto and JQ.

Unlike other MFR admins, warboat doesn’t really participate in organising rallies. He is just a power hungry pretend nazi who nobody likes.
On 3 January 2022, Warboat was finally [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1477855131232137216?s=21 stood down by Dom1nicD] as an admin in the MFR telegram group.

Nonetheless, his quest for power continues. During the initial stages or the Convoy 2 Canberra, warboat was repeatedly rejected by the admins when he tried to participate in ‘organising’ the convoy. So, he resorted to [https://twitter.com/free2melbourne/status/1487234926218919939?s=21 creating his own telegram group] organising a convoy bus to Canberra for peasants who don’t drive. The group was disbanded after just a few days due to lack of interest. Needless to say, nobody likes warboat, and nobody is willing to be in the same vehicle with warboat.

Warboat’s second attempt to regain telegram significance comes during the [[Camp_EPIC#Attempted coup d'état|failed coup d'état]] by his internet friend [[Harrison McLean|Dom1nicD]]. After Dom1nicD gained admin rights in the Convoy telegram, he kicked out all the sovcit admins and secretly added Warboat as admin in the middle of the night. When the coup plot was discovered by the sovcits, both Domin1cD and warboat were summarily evicted from telegram and irl from the campsite. Warboat was admin less than 24 hours.

==Double agent allegations==
Theyre not allegations, this gronk is actually AFP

[[File:Wb2.jpg|left|400px|WARNING TERRORIST PILOT]]

Warboat

2022-02-12T02:41:10Z

Jim: /* Beliefs */

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:Sticker.png]]
| age = younger than he looks
| gender = Beta Cuck Male
| occupation = full time iPhone repair specialist, part time nazi recruiter, former MFR admin
| location = Altona, Victoria
| height = 5'5"
| weight = about the weight of three goats
| affiliations = Worldwide Rally for Freedom (formerly)
| aliases = he has many telegram alts but cbf listing them.
Also widely known as Aunnie, tugboat, warbus, moneyable, etc
| instagram = idk
| twitter = https://twitter.com/warboat

https://mobile.twitter.com/warboat1

| facebook = idk
| telegram = https://t.me/warboateuropatalk
}}
**WARNING** IF YOU SEE THIS PERSON APPROACH & CONVERSE WITH CAUTION, THIS MAN IS AN AFP UNDERCOVER COP

[[File:Warboat2.jpg|center|600px|WARNING TERRORIST AHEAD]] 

== About Warboat==
Warboat has no actual friends so he had to resort to making pretend friends on telegram groups such as [[Harrison McLean]], in Nazi groups and in QAnon groups.

On Christmas Day of 2021, a drunk Warboat challenged a rando on telegram to a fight at the Altona pier. Clearly Warboat did not have friends or family to celebrate Christmas with. The rando continues to live rent free in warboat’s head to this day.

In early 2021, Warboat made a crypto bet with another rando on telegram that trump will return as president in March 2021. The idiot obviously lost the bet. [https://twitter.com/JinglesBTC/status/1369175172251492355?s=20&t=r4w_28_LJn8fW63oiFefdw Warboat refused to pay up] to this day.

== Beliefs ==
A short educational video about only but a few of the myriad and wide ranging beliefs of this cooker can be viewed here <youtube>https://youtu.be/0Y80y6lPGLA</youtube>(NSFW)

===Warboat and guns===
* Warboat views [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1476682006616588295?s=21 on guns]
* more warboat views on [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1476682007111299077?s=21 guns again ]

===Warboat and EMP===

(To be added)

===Warboat and Crypto===

(To be added)

===Warboat and the holocaust===
* Warboat had proven that holocaust was mathematically impossible. [video link required]
* Warboat prefers to recruit lions and advocated to [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1473902386108190732?s=21 recruit Nazi cookers] to MFR.

===Dion Dion Dion===

* Warboat loves [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1473906899770740743?s=21 interrupting people] on voice chats

==Criminal Charges==
None, Warboat doesnt actually attend real freedom rallies. Not whilst hes in civvi capacity anyway

== Personal Life ==
Warboat is a loving father with a family who lives in a certain address in Altona that [[Harrison McLean]] disclosed in a public chat and who drives a 7-seater that he disclosed in a separate public chat.

Warboat pretends to know krypto but actually has no clue. In Warboat’s mind, krypto is not programmeable money but actually moneyable program. [still looking for that clip]

== Quest as telegram admin ==
Warboat was an admin in the Melbourne Freedom Rally (MFR) telegram group.
Warboat got his admin privileges by virtue of his long term online friendship with a certain [[Harrison McLean|Dom1nicD]] who he shared interests in topics such as QAnon, crypto and JQ.

Unlike other MFR admins, warboat doesn’t really participate in organising rallies. He is just a power hungry pretend nazi who nobody likes.
On 3 January 2022, Warboat was finally [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1477855131232137216?s=21 stood down by Dom1nicD] as an admin in the MFR telegram group.

Nonetheless, his quest for power continues. During the initial stages or the Convoy 2 Canberra, warboat was repeatedly rejected by the admins when he tried to participate in ‘organising’ the convoy. So, he resorted to [https://twitter.com/free2melbourne/status/1487234926218919939?s=21 creating his own telegram group] organising a convoy bus to Canberra for peasants who don’t drive. The group was disbanded after just a few days due to lack of interest. Needless to say, nobody likes warboat, and nobody is willing to be in the same vehicle with warboat.

Warboat’s second attempt to regain telegram significance comes during the [[Camp_EPIC#Attempted coup d'état|failed coup d'état]] by his internet friend [[Harrison McLean|Dom1nicD]]. After Dom1nicD gained admin rights in the Convoy telegram, he kicked out all the sovcit admins and secretly added Warboat as admin in the middle of the night. When the coup plot was discovered by the sovcits, both Domin1cD and warboat were summarily evicted from telegram and irl from the campsite. Warboat was admin less than 24 hours.

==Double agent allegations==
Theyre not allegations, this gronk is actually AFP

[[File:Wb2.jpg|left|400px|WARNING TERRORIST PILOT]]

Operation Sovereign Storm

2022-02-11T23:50:07Z

Jim:

{{CookerWar
| name = Operation Sovereign Storm
| image = [[File:IMG 20220202 215709 465.jpg]]
| conflict = Canberra Siege
| date = February 2022 – ''present'' 
| place = Antivaxx Refugee Camp in Canberra, ACT, Australia
| result = Planned
| side1 = Cookers
| side2 = Normal Sane People
'''Alleged support:'''

Freemasons, ASIO, AFP, ACT Police
| commanders1 =
[[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi]]

[[David_%27Kanga_Guru%27_Graham |The Guru]]

[[Graham Hood|Admiral Hood]]

[[Phil 'Hendo' Henderson]]
| commanders2 = Normal Sane People
| forces1 = 5 million (Bosi estimate)
| forces2 = 25.69 million (Population of Sane People in Australia)
| casual1 = reality
| casual2 = ACT sewerage system
}}
Operation Sovereign Storm is a planned incursion on Canberra, ACT, Australia on the 12th of February at 9am.
The name of the incursion was chosen by [[Riccardo Bosi]], echoing his military past.

Romeo Georges

2022-02-11T23:32:07Z

Jim: /* About Romeo */

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:ROMEO.png]]
| age = Older than time itself
| gender = Male Conforming
| location = Sydney, Australia
| occupation = Anger management coach
| height = 3'11"
| weight = unknown
| affiliations = unknown
| aliases = idk
| instagram = https://www.instagram.com/romeo.georges/?hl=en
| facebook = https://www.facebook.com/romeo.georges
| telegram = https://t.me/romeogeorges
}}
Romeo Georges, is a meltdown enthusiast and cooker from Sydney, Australia.

==About Romeo==

Romeo first came to prominence in the cooker movement, after joining in on the anti lockdown protests held in the Sydney CBD in mid-2021.
[https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9837377/Covid-NSW-Sydney-anti-lockdown-protester-reveals-friends-deserted-views.html Wherefore art thou, Romeo?]

Romeo is prone to hyper-emotional outbursts, particularly when video-conferencing with his esteemed colleague, [[David_%27Kanga_Guru%27_Graham |Dave]] "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gollum Guru]", via Instagram.

Romeo hates the UAP's Craig Kelly and Simeon Boikov. Romeo regularly makes his feelings heard (loudly) in livestreams such as that with [https://twitter.com/SeenOnTelegram/status/1488815236832727044?s=20&t=SB8haDIe0t1Rh7y5d71nOA Tony on 1 Feb 2022].

==Whereabouts==

Unknown. After a particularly emotional outburst during the evening of Tuesday the 8th of February, Romeo appears to have cracked and withdrawn from the spotlight.

As of a statement he made in the evening of Thursday the 10th of February, he is apparently withdrawing from social media for the sake of his mental health. It's fine when he throws accusations of paedophilia around, but when they get thrown back at him he ragequits.

Battle of EPIC

2022-02-11T23:30:35Z

Jim:

{{CookerWar
| name = Battle of EPIC
| image = [[File:0748 epic 021.jpg]]
| conflict = Canberra Siege
| date = February 2022 – ''present'' 
| place = EPIC Campground, Canberra, ACT, Australia
| result = Ongoing
| side1 = Wolves 🐺
'''Alleged support:'''

Canberra's meth dealers
| side2 = Sheep 🐑
'''Alleged support:'''

Freemasons, Undercovers
| commanders1 =
[[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi]]

[[David_%27Kanga_Guru%27_Graham |The Guru]]

[[Phil 'Hendo' Henderson]]
| commanders2 = [[Graham Hood|Admiral Hood]]

[[Harrison McLean]]

[[The Rural Rebel]]

[[warboat|WarBus]]

[[Simeon_the_Russian_Operative_Boicov|Aussie Ballsack]]
| forces1 = 5 million (Bosi estimate), 2000 (ACT police)
| forces2 = 1 million (Hood estimate), 2000 (ACT police)
| casual1 = Countless
| casual2 = Capital Region Farmers Market
}}
The '''Battle of EPIC''', also known as the '''Cooker Offensive''', is an [https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/dick-measuring_contest ongoing conflict] in the battlefields of [[Camp EPIC|EPIC Campground]] in Canberra, Australia. Both sides are in a power struggle for leadership of the EPIC camp.

Drone swarms, commanded by [[Graham Hood|Admiral Hood]], have allegedly conducted flyovers of Camp Cooker during [[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi's]] morning briefings, to gather intelligence. As of yet they have failed to find any intelligence. Unmarked vehicles, equipped with radiation weapons, have also been sighted near the front of Camp Cooker. It is not known whether they are acting under the orders of Admiral Hood.

Bosilini's forces hope to achieve a total surprise honking on the morning of 12 February 2022, due to a combination of Hoodite overconfidence, preoccupation with grifter plans, and poor aerial reconnaissance due to totally unexpected bad Canberra weather.

Bosilini's initial attack may involve 5 million men, just over 1,400 utes, Toyota Hiluxes, and second-hand camo gear; 2,600 air horns; and a lot of stolen valour, as well as large numbers of other armored fighting vehicles (AFVs).

Both sides have threatened to use [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weapon_of_mass_destruction weaponised vaccinations].

[[Joel Gilmour|Joel]] may be seen wandering the battlefield searching for his car.

The battle may be postponed while the main incursion [[Operation Sovereign Storm]] is underway.

[[File:Download.jpg|thumb|One of Saddam Insane's drone flyovers captured at EPIC. Taking the meaning of the General Atomics MQ-1 '''Predator''' drone to a whole new level.|none]]

==United Nations (Illuminati) intervention==
[[File:UnitedNations.jpeg|thumb|Notice from the United Nations demanding a cessation in hostilities by Sunday 13 February 2022.|none]]
On 11 February 2022, the ACT Government, under orders from the United Nations, who were under orders from the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rothschild_family World Bank], air dropped notices around EPIC demanding that both sides immediately cease hostilities and vacate the grounds by 13 February 2022. Admiral Hood refused to recognise the authority of the World Bank, or any corporation. Bosilini laughed off the Government's threats, noting that after the weekend he'd be the Government.

President Putin [https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-02-10/russia-continues-to-send-forces-to-ukraine-border-pentagon/100818492 amassed 100,000 troops] at its border with Ukraine, as Russia prepares to invade the country in order to prevent the NATO invasion of Camp EPIC.

==Initial Bosilini assault==
[[File:DigInBoys.jpg|thumb|Bosilini's forces, the 6th Absolutely Positively Cooked Army, conduct an initial assault.|none]]
On 12 February 2022 at 05:30, Bosilini's forces plan to begin an assault with a massive, 90-minute honking barrage using 1,600 cars across a 5-kilometer front on Admiral Hood's troops facing the 6th Absolutely Positively Cooked Army.

David Graham

2022-02-11T23:13:02Z

Jim: /* About Kanga Dave */

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:Kanga.jpg]]
| age = Looks like hes at least 50, in reality is likely to only be about 35 or so
| gender = Male
| occupation = Concretor, but one suspects the sacks of concrete sand are almost bigger than he is
| location = Wollongong, New South Wales
| height = Gnarly and gnome-like in stature
| weight = how fat can you be when you exist off tinnies, winnie blues and shard?
| affiliations = Hawkesbury River Houseboat Owners Co-operative
| aliases = Kanga Guru
| instagram = https://www.instagram.com/
| twitter = http://www.twitter.com/
| facebook = https://www.facebook.com/gurudownunder/ https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100070112163873
| telegram = idk
}}
Sovshit with Severe Substance-Abuse Sleep Dep

== About Kanga Dave ==
David Graham AKA Kanga Guru is an angry little troll who crawled out of some back of Bourke hick town opium den after being lured out by the whiff of sweet sweet grift gofuckme funds by friend, fellow sovshit redneck and glass barbie enthusiast [[James Greer|Jimmy Greer]].

== Beliefs ==

== Cooker Influencer Cred/Claim to Fames ==
None that our researchers have been able to uncover, which is puzzling given nortoriously tough crowd of Freedom bravehearts have been remarkably accommodating of this newcomer commandeering megaphone rights and have been seen tolerating the incoherent racist delusional rantings of this crackhead.

==Criminal Charges==
<youtube>J1sWDNHoRGk</youtube>

== Personal Life ==
The guru lives on a boat.

==Double Agent Allegations==
No intelligence agency, police human asset case manager or just graduated journalism student in their first job at some obscure regional news company who are in full possession of their mental faculties would entertain the idea of engaging this offtap cooker as a source, the bloke is a deadset liability. Unless they happened to be a high-functioning methamphetamine addict that is, then using Kanga Kooker as a source would be a smart move. The bloke clearly gets the best shit in town

David Graham

2022-02-11T23:11:31Z

Jim: /* Personal Life */

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:Kanga.jpg]]
| age = Looks like hes at least 50, in reality is likely to only be about 35 or so
| gender = Male
| occupation = Concretor, but one suspects the sacks of concrete sand are almost bigger than he is
| location = Wollongong, New South Wales
| height = Gnarly and gnome-like in stature
| weight = how fat can you be when you exist off tinnies, winnie blues and shard?
| affiliations = Hawkesbury River Houseboat Owners Co-operative
| aliases = Kanga Guru
| instagram = https://www.instagram.com/
| twitter = http://www.twitter.com/
| facebook = https://www.facebook.com/gurudownunder/ https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100070112163873
| telegram = idk
}}
Sovshit with Severe Substance-Abuse Sleep Dep

== About Kanga Dave ==
David Graham AKA Kanga Guru is an angry little troll who crawled out of some back of Bourke hick town opium den after being lured out by the whiff of sweet sweet grift gofuckme funds by friend, fellow sovshit redneck and glass barbie enthusiast Jimmy Greer.

== Beliefs ==

== Cooker Influencer Cred/Claim to Fames ==
None that our researchers have been able to uncover, which is puzzling given nortoriously tough crowd of Freedom bravehearts have been remarkably accommodating of this newcomer commandeering megaphone rights and have been seen tolerating the incoherent racist delusional rantings of this crackhead.

==Criminal Charges==
<youtube>J1sWDNHoRGk</youtube>

== Personal Life ==
The guru lives on a boat.

==Double Agent Allegations==
No intelligence agency, police human asset case manager or just graduated journalism student in their first job at some obscure regional news company who are in full possession of their mental faculties would entertain the idea of engaging this offtap cooker as a source, the bloke is a deadset liability. Unless they happened to be a high-functioning methamphetamine addict that is, then using Kanga Kooker as a source would be a smart move. The bloke clearly gets the best shit in town

Michael Gray Grifter

2022-02-11T23:09:11Z

Jim:

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:Maxresdefault.jpg]]
| age = Mid-range Boomer
| gender = Big Cuddly Teddy Bear
| occupation = Former theatre director and playwright forced into employment exile by vax mandates
| location = Melbourne, Australia
| height = Smaller in real life than he looks on livestreaming
| weight = ?
| affiliations =
| aliases =
| instagram = idk
| twitter = https://twitter.com/Wolvestheatreco
| facebook = https://www.facebook.com/michael.gray.griffith.01 https://www.facebook.com/groups/2016769821815236
| telegram = @morlep
}}
Artsy Ageing Hippie Boomer currently in anti-vax induced existential crisis

== About Michael ==

== Beliefs ==

== Cooker Influencer Cred/Claim to Fames ==
Co-host of Cafe Cooked

==Criminal Charges==
His oft-recounted and likely first and only brush with police MGG has had in his life was the time at the Shrine where he got his face smashed in by the gladiator shield of one of VicPol's PORT robocops. That robocop smashed his face in good, right into the ground, and Michael could hardly breathe and thought he was gonna die. But then the cop pulled back the pressure allowing MGG to get to his feet, and when he did MGG told the robocop facesmasher that its OK, he forgives him.

== Personal Life ==

==Double Agent Allegations==
No rumours or reports, this cooker is too high on feelgood vibes to be use to anyone

Harrison McLean

2022-02-11T21:32:42Z

Jim:

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:Harrison.jpg]]
| age = 24
| gender = Proud White Chauvinist
| location = Bayswater, Victoria
| height = 6'1"
| weight = busting his buttons off
| affiliations = Freedom Day Vic, Melbourne Freedom Rally, Australia Freedom Rally, Worldwide Rally for Freedom, Proud Boys, UAP
| aliases = Domin1cD REAL Dom1nicD FAKE Dominic Dean @haz159
| Associates = [Warboat], [Billy]
| instagram = https://www.instagram.com/harrisonmclean_/
| twitter = https://twitter.com/HazMclean
| facebook = https://www.facebook.com/haz.mclean https://www.facebook.com/harrisonmcleanpage
| telegram = https://t.me/HarrisonMclean
https://t.me/guardianmelbourne
| tiktok = https://www.tiktok.com/@haz159

| website =

[https://harrisonmclean.com/support/ Hazza’s grift page]

}}

Private school educated fascist. Over.

== About Harrison ==
Former Cheerleader turned Victorian proud boy member Harrison McLean is the administrator of the Melbourne Freedom Rally groups. Along with Sarah Ashlee, Harrison [[Camp_EPIC#Attempted coup d'état|stole the Convoy to Canberra pages]] and then got famously booted out of camp by [[James Greer|Jim Greer]]. 
Coincidently, the AFP raided the original camp the next morning where Jim Greer was found in possession of weapons and Ammunition.

== Beliefs ==
[[File:nazi-cheerleaders.jpg|link+|frameless|200px|left]]In public, “McLean has previously denied being involved in the far right. ‘I am not Far-Right. I am a Libertarian Populist, and I support Freedom of Speech,’ McLean posted under his pseudonym Dominic D, in one forum.”

But in private, he has engaged with the National Socialist Network, the neo-Nazi group who were recently exposed via a 60 Minutes investigation. McLean is happy to associate with these proud fascists.

Further, in his own words: “We have a LOT of very NORMIE people coming in from banners and [Facebook] groups that are not ready for the JQ (Jewish Question) yet, and may attack us as highly anti-semitic and stop promoting us all together to their friends and family,” he wrote.

“We start at ‘Dan Bad’ and go right through to ‘No Coercive Vaccines’ and get into the ‘Pedo suppression orders’ and NWO agenda and One World Government as a concept to be opposed,” McLean wrote, echoing a laundry list of anti-semitic conspiracy theories for which he is trying to find a fresh audience out of the pandemic.

Credit: Campaign Against Racism & Fascism

==Criminal Charges==
*Incitement

== Personal Life ==
Harrison's personal life consists of living his life entirely through Telegram, often not seen nor heard of for 12 hours or more until one of the trolls he likes to curate in his (now disbanded) troll zoo, otherwise known as his personal telegram group chat, happens to mention his name and he will pop up and randomly post some arbitrary response.

But other than that who are we kidding, Harrison does not have a life.

Harrison definitely does not have a life. He has a beer belly tho.... but definitely does not have a life. that's why he needs his telegram friends - to have someone to discuss "the jewish question" with such as [[Warboat]].

==Double agent allegations==
Rumours of double-agent shitfuckery have surrounded Haz pretty well much from the start of the pandemic, when he appeared in his fat controller Agent Smith cosplay with added megaphone prop. More to come

Camp EPIC

2022-02-11T20:55:35Z

Jim: /* Crime */

{{Camp EPIC
| image = [File:478182b6b9c708b4034560eee65123abc05d0fd0.jpg]
| location = Canberra, ACT
| founded = February 2022
| population = 5 Billion (50,000 MCGs)
| Leader/s = Contested
}}

Camp EPIC (AKA Camp Cooker, EPIC) was established in early February 2022 to house antivax refugees from all over Australia. Outside of its current occupation, Exhibition Park in Canberra’s camping facilities are set on 70 hectares of unique country surroundings only 8 minutes north of the city centre and offer:

- Full amenities including showers, toilets and laundry
- Powered and un-powered sites with access to water
- Quiet location
- Pet friendly
- Public transport services
- Farmers market every Saturday morning
- Large drive through grass sites for caravans and motor-homes
- Grey water and black water dump points
- Exhibition Park in Canberra is home to many local and national events all year round including exhibitions, fairs and festivals.

==Early Occupation==
EPIC was picked as the Cooker Chosen Land due to it's close proximity to Parliament House, Canberra's SBS Studio and the Lifeline Book Fair. In the early days of occupation, plans for the cookers to move into EPIC were almost foiled by a traffic controller with suspected links to the Illuminati and NWO blocking off the turning lane. It was later discovered that this was part of scheduled roadworks (ordered by the Illuminati NWO Agenda 21).

The EPIC greeting party is comprised of six bogans, a girl on roller skates and a pig. All of whom clap and cheer as cars enter the settlement.

==Attempted coup d'état==
* The occupation of Camp EPIC was necessitated following a failed coup attempt led by Melbourne based Antivaxx Influencer [[Harrison McLean| Harrison "Dumb Cunt" McLean]].

* Prior to the occupation of Camp Epic, the cookers established a makeshift camp on the lawns of the Pattrick White Terrace [citation needed], adjacent to the National Library of Australia. The Dumb Cunt was an ambitious asshole. After taking over the movement's virtual infrastructure on telegram, zello and online posters, the Dumb Cunt made his moved to oust the sovcit leadership at the camp. The attempted coup was discovered and foiled by the sovcits. the Dumb Cunt and his crew were ousted from the Pattrick White Terrace camp in the evening of 3 February 2022.

* The Dumb Cunt retreated and established a secondary camp in Camp EPIC. Following the retreat, the Dumb Cunt retaliated against the sovcits by reporting to the police that the [[James Greer|Sovcit leader]] was carrying an unlicensed gun in his mobile home. This led to the police to launch an assault on the Patrick White camp and the arrest of the sovcit leader in the morning of 4 February 2022.

* After the eviction from the Patrick White Terrace by the Police forces, the sovcits had nowhere to go and drove around the ACT seeking refuge. The normies refused to take them in, while the Dumb Cunt closed the boom gates to Camp EPIC. Following the threat of another invasion by the Police Force, the Dumb Cunt finally conceded and opened the gates for the sovcits to join them at Camp EPIC.

* The Sovcits established command and control of Camp EPIC thanks to the size of its convoy and the $180,000 GFM account (which was later returned to sender). the Dumb Cunt fled Camp EPIC back to Victoria, fearing for his life. Unproven reports have indicated that the Dumb Cunt had slipped back into Camp EPIC in the evening of 11 February 2022 via an unmarked vehicle. Members of public are advised to be on a lookout for a dumb cunt looking person wearing an ugly pair of sunnies and holding a giant flagpole.

==System of Government==
At time of writing, the current leader/s of EPIC are unclear, as they change on a daily basis. Whoever holds the microphone during their nightly meeting is able to command the residents, or read bad poetry. The nightly meeting has been affectionately referred to as 'Open Mic Night'.

==Crime==
EPIC is rife with crime with reports of syringes being found in public toilets, stolen trailers and exposed rib cages being frequent.

Although not illegal, it is thought that many unvaxxed sperms were deposited into the pure blood freedom fighters using traditional methods on a nightly basis. Thus ensuring the legacy of these idiots will continue, at least for another generation.

== Dog cage Glory Holes==

It is unsure when they resorted too base methods to fund this ongoing conflict. Some sources indicate fairly early on in their occupation of EPIC citing 'in the epic economy $20 dollars is literally a million dollars'. First out break of CRD's (convoy related diseases) were spotted easily on journalist faces.

Warboat

2022-02-11T20:51:17Z

Jim: /* Quest as telegram admin */

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:Sticker.png]]
| age = younger than he looks
| gender = Beta Cuck Male
| occupation = full time iPhone repair specialist, part time nazi recruiter, former MFR admin
| location = Altona, Victoria
| height = 5'5"
| weight = about the weight of three goats
| affiliations = Worldwide Rally for Freedom (formerly)
| aliases = he has many telegram alts but cbf listing them.
Also widely known as Aunnie, tugboat, warbus, moneyable, etc
| instagram = idk
| twitter = https://twitter.com/warboat

https://mobile.twitter.com/warboat1

| facebook = idk
| telegram = https://t.me/warboateuropatalk
}}
**WARNING** IF YOU SEE THIS PERSON APPROACH & CONVERSE WITH CAUTION, THIS MAN IS AN AFP UNDERCOVER COP

[[File:Warboat2.jpg|center|600px|WARNING TERRORIST AHEAD]] 

== About Warboat==
Warboat has no actual friends so he had to resort to making pretend friends on telegram groups such as [[Harrison McLean]], in Nazi groups and in QAnon groups.

On Christmas Day of 2021, a drunk Warboat challenged a rando on telegram to a fight at the Altona pier. Clearly Warboat did not have friends or family to celebrate Christmas with. The rando continues to live rent free in warboat’s head to this day.

In early 2021, Warboat made a crypto bet with another rando on telegram that trump will return as president in March 2021. The idiot obviously lost the bet. [https://twitter.com/JinglesBTC/status/1369175172251492355?s=20&t=r4w_28_LJn8fW63oiFefdw Warboat refused to pay up] to this day.

== Beliefs ==
A short educational video about only but a few of the myriad and wide ranging beliefs of this cooker can be viewed here <youtube>https://youtu.be/0Y80y6lPGLA</youtube>(NSFW)

* Warboat views [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1476682006616588295?s=21 on guns]
* more warboat views on [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1476682007111299077?s=21 guns again ]
* Warboat advocating to [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1473902386108190732?s=21 recruit Nazi cookers] to MFR
* Warboat loves [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1473906899770740743?s=21 interrupting people] on voice chats

==Criminal Charges==
None, Warboat doesnt actually attend real freedom rallies. Not whilst hes in civvi capacity anyway

== Personal Life ==
Warboat is a loving father with a family who lives in a certain address in Altona that [[Harrison McLean]] disclosed in a public chat and who drives a 7-seater that he disclosed in a separate public chat.

Warboat pretends to know krypto but actually has no clue. In Warboat’s mind, krypto is not programmeable money but actually moneyable program. [still looking for that clip]

== Quest as telegram admin ==
Warboat was an admin in the Melbourne Freedom Rally (MFR) telegram group.
Warboat got his admin privileges by virtue of his long term online friendship with a certain [[Harrison McLean|Dom1nicD]] who he shared interests in topics such as QAnon, crypto and JQ.

Unlike other MFR admins, warboat doesn’t really participate in organising rallies. He is just a power hungry pretend nazi who nobody likes.
On 3 January 2022, Warboat was finally [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1477855131232137216?s=21 stood down by Dom1nicD] as an admin in the MFR telegram group.

Nonetheless, his quest for power continues. During the initial stages or the Convoy 2 Canberra, warboat was repeatedly rejected by the admins when he tried to participate in ‘organising’ the convoy. So, he resorted to [https://twitter.com/free2melbourne/status/1487234926218919939?s=21 creating his own telegram group] organising a convoy bus to Canberra for peasants who don’t drive. The group was disbanded after just a few days due to lack of interest. Needless to say, nobody likes warboat, and nobody is willing to be in the same vehicle with warboat.

Warboat’s second attempt to regain telegram significance comes during the [[Camp_EPIC#Attempted coup d'état|failed coup d'état]] by his internet friend [[Harrison McLean|Dom1nicD]]. After Dom1nicD gained admin rights in the Convoy telegram, he kicked out all the sovcit admins and secretly added Warboat as admin in the middle of the night. When the coup plot was discovered by the sovcits, both Domin1cD and warboat were summarily evicted from telegram and irl from the campsite. Warboat was admin less than 24 hours.

==Double agent allegations==
Theyre not allegations, this gronk is actually AFP

[[File:Wb2.jpg|left|400px|WARNING TERRORIST PILOT]]

Harrison McLean

2022-02-11T20:50:07Z

Jim: /* Personal Life */

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:Harrison.jpg]]
| age = 24
| gender = Proud White Chauvinist
| location = Bayswater, Victoria
| height = 6'1"
| weight = busting his buttons off
| affiliations = Freedom Day Vic, Melbourne Freedom Rally, Australia Freedom Rally, Worldwide Rally for Freedom, Proud Boys, UAP
| aliases = Domin1cD REAL Dom1nicD FAKE Dominic Dean @haz159
| Associates = [Warboat], [Billy]
| instagram = https://www.instagram.com/harrisonmclean_/
| twitter = https://twitter.com/HazMclean
| facebook = https://www.facebook.com/haz.mclean https://www.facebook.com/harrisonmcleanpage
| telegram = https://t.me/HarrisonMclean
https://t.me/guardianmelbourne
| tiktok = https://www.tiktok.com/@haz159
}}

Private school educated fascist. OVER.

== About Harrison ==
Former Cheerleader turned Victorian proud boy member Harrison McLean is the administrator of the Melbourne Freedom Rally groups. Along with Sarah Ashlee, Harrison [[Camp_EPIC#Attempted coup d'état|stole the Convoy to Canberra pages]] and then got famously booted out of camp by [[James Greer|Jim Greer]]. 
Coincidently, the AFP raided the original camp the next morning where Jim Greer was found in possession of weapons and Ammunition.

== Beliefs ==
[[File:nazi-cheerleaders.jpg|link+|frameless|200px|left]]In public, “McLean has previously denied being involved in the far right. ‘I am not Far-Right. I am a Libertarian Populist, and I support Freedom of Speech,’ McLean posted under his pseudonym Dominic D, in one forum.”

But in private, he has engaged with the National Socialist Network, the neo-Nazi group who were recently exposed via a 60 Minutes investigation. McLean is happy to associate with these proud fascists.

Further, in his own words: “We have a LOT of very NORMIE people coming in from banners and [Facebook] groups that are not ready for the JQ (Jewish Question) yet, and may attack us as highly anti-semitic and stop promoting us all together to their friends and family,” he wrote.

“We start at ‘Dan Bad’ and go right through to ‘No Coercive Vaccines’ and get into the ‘Pedo suppression orders’ and NWO agenda and One World Government as a concept to be opposed,” McLean wrote, echoing a laundry list of anti-semitic conspiracy theories for which he is trying to find a fresh audience out of the pandemic.

Credit: Campaign Against Racism & Fascism

==Criminal Charges==
*Incitement

== Personal Life ==
Harrison's personal life consists of living his life entirely through Telegram, often not seen nor heard of for 12 hours or more until one of the trolls he likes to curate in his (now disbanded) troll zoo, otherwise known as his personal telegram group chat, happens to mention his name and he will pop up and randomly post some arbitrary response.

But other than that who are we kidding, Harrison does not have a life.

Harrison definitely does not have a life. He has a beer belly tho.... but definitely does not have a life. that's why he needs his telegram friends - to have someone to discuss "the jewish question" with such as [[Warboat]].

==Double agent allegations==
Rumours of double-agent shitfuckery have surrounded Haz pretty well much from the start of the pandemic, when he appeared in his fat controller Agent Smith cosplay with added megaphone prop. More to come

Harrison McLean

2022-02-11T20:48:21Z

Jim: /* About Harrison */

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:Harrison.jpg]]
| age = 24
| gender = Proud White Chauvinist
| location = Bayswater, Victoria
| height = 6'1"
| weight = busting his buttons off
| affiliations = Freedom Day Vic, Melbourne Freedom Rally, Australia Freedom Rally, Worldwide Rally for Freedom, Proud Boys, UAP
| aliases = Domin1cD REAL Dom1nicD FAKE Dominic Dean @haz159
| Associates = [Warboat], [Billy]
| instagram = https://www.instagram.com/harrisonmclean_/
| twitter = https://twitter.com/HazMclean
| facebook = https://www.facebook.com/haz.mclean https://www.facebook.com/harrisonmcleanpage
| telegram = https://t.me/HarrisonMclean
https://t.me/guardianmelbourne
| tiktok = https://www.tiktok.com/@haz159
}}

Private school educated fascist. OVER.

== About Harrison ==
Former Cheerleader turned Victorian proud boy member Harrison McLean is the administrator of the Melbourne Freedom Rally groups. Along with Sarah Ashlee, Harrison [[Camp_EPIC#Attempted coup d'état|stole the Convoy to Canberra pages]] and then got famously booted out of camp by [[James Greer|Jim Greer]]. 
Coincidently, the AFP raided the original camp the next morning where Jim Greer was found in possession of weapons and Ammunition.

== Beliefs ==
[[File:nazi-cheerleaders.jpg|link+|frameless|200px|left]]In public, “McLean has previously denied being involved in the far right. ‘I am not Far-Right. I am a Libertarian Populist, and I support Freedom of Speech,’ McLean posted under his pseudonym Dominic D, in one forum.”

But in private, he has engaged with the National Socialist Network, the neo-Nazi group who were recently exposed via a 60 Minutes investigation. McLean is happy to associate with these proud fascists.

Further, in his own words: “We have a LOT of very NORMIE people coming in from banners and [Facebook] groups that are not ready for the JQ (Jewish Question) yet, and may attack us as highly anti-semitic and stop promoting us all together to their friends and family,” he wrote.

“We start at ‘Dan Bad’ and go right through to ‘No Coercive Vaccines’ and get into the ‘Pedo suppression orders’ and NWO agenda and One World Government as a concept to be opposed,” McLean wrote, echoing a laundry list of anti-semitic conspiracy theories for which he is trying to find a fresh audience out of the pandemic.

Credit: Campaign Against Racism & Fascism

==Criminal Charges==
*Incitement

== Personal Life ==
Harrison's personal life consists of living his life entirely through Telegram, often not seen nor heard of for 12 hours or more until one of the trolls he likes to curate in his (now disbanded) troll zoo, otherwise known as his personal telegram group chat, happens to mention his name and he will pop up and randomly post some arbitrary response.

But other than that who are we kidding, Harrison does not have a life.

Harrison definitely does not have a life. He has a beer belly tho.... but definitely does not have a life. that's why he needs his telegram friends - to have someone to discuss "the jewish question" with.

==Double agent allegations==
Rumours of double-agent shitfuckery have surrounded Haz pretty well much from the start of the pandemic, when he appeared in his fat controller Agent Smith cosplay with added megaphone prop. More to come

Harrison McLean

2022-02-11T20:48:07Z

Jim: /* About Harrison */

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:Harrison.jpg]]
| age = 24
| gender = Proud White Chauvinist
| location = Bayswater, Victoria
| height = 6'1"
| weight = busting his buttons off
| affiliations = Freedom Day Vic, Melbourne Freedom Rally, Australia Freedom Rally, Worldwide Rally for Freedom, Proud Boys, UAP
| aliases = Domin1cD REAL Dom1nicD FAKE Dominic Dean @haz159
| Associates = [Warboat], [Billy]
| instagram = https://www.instagram.com/harrisonmclean_/
| twitter = https://twitter.com/HazMclean
| facebook = https://www.facebook.com/haz.mclean https://www.facebook.com/harrisonmcleanpage
| telegram = https://t.me/HarrisonMclean
https://t.me/guardianmelbourne
| tiktok = https://www.tiktok.com/@haz159
}}

Private school educated fascist. OVER.

== About Harrison ==
Former Cheerleader turned Victorian proud boy member Harrison McLean is the administrator of the Melbourne Freedom Rally groups. Along with Sarah Ashlee, Harrison [[Canp_EPIC#Attempted coup d'état|stole the Convoy to Canberra pages]] and then got famously booted out of camp by [[James Greer|Jim Greer]]. 
Coincidently, the AFP raided the original camp the next morning where Jim Greer was found in possession of weapons and Ammunition.

== Beliefs ==
[[File:nazi-cheerleaders.jpg|link+|frameless|200px|left]]In public, “McLean has previously denied being involved in the far right. ‘I am not Far-Right. I am a Libertarian Populist, and I support Freedom of Speech,’ McLean posted under his pseudonym Dominic D, in one forum.”

But in private, he has engaged with the National Socialist Network, the neo-Nazi group who were recently exposed via a 60 Minutes investigation. McLean is happy to associate with these proud fascists.

Further, in his own words: “We have a LOT of very NORMIE people coming in from banners and [Facebook] groups that are not ready for the JQ (Jewish Question) yet, and may attack us as highly anti-semitic and stop promoting us all together to their friends and family,” he wrote.

“We start at ‘Dan Bad’ and go right through to ‘No Coercive Vaccines’ and get into the ‘Pedo suppression orders’ and NWO agenda and One World Government as a concept to be opposed,” McLean wrote, echoing a laundry list of anti-semitic conspiracy theories for which he is trying to find a fresh audience out of the pandemic.

Credit: Campaign Against Racism & Fascism

==Criminal Charges==
*Incitement

== Personal Life ==
Harrison's personal life consists of living his life entirely through Telegram, often not seen nor heard of for 12 hours or more until one of the trolls he likes to curate in his (now disbanded) troll zoo, otherwise known as his personal telegram group chat, happens to mention his name and he will pop up and randomly post some arbitrary response.

But other than that who are we kidding, Harrison does not have a life.

Harrison definitely does not have a life. He has a beer belly tho.... but definitely does not have a life. that's why he needs his telegram friends - to have someone to discuss "the jewish question" with.

==Double agent allegations==
Rumours of double-agent shitfuckery have surrounded Haz pretty well much from the start of the pandemic, when he appeared in his fat controller Agent Smith cosplay with added megaphone prop. More to come

Harrison McLean

2022-02-11T20:47:39Z

Jim:

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:Harrison.jpg]]
| age = 24
| gender = Proud White Chauvinist
| location = Bayswater, Victoria
| height = 6'1"
| weight = busting his buttons off
| affiliations = Freedom Day Vic, Melbourne Freedom Rally, Australia Freedom Rally, Worldwide Rally for Freedom, Proud Boys, UAP
| aliases = Domin1cD REAL Dom1nicD FAKE Dominic Dean @haz159
| Associates = [Warboat], [Billy]
| instagram = https://www.instagram.com/harrisonmclean_/
| twitter = https://twitter.com/HazMclean
| facebook = https://www.facebook.com/haz.mclean https://www.facebook.com/harrisonmcleanpage
| telegram = https://t.me/HarrisonMclean
https://t.me/guardianmelbourne
| tiktok = https://www.tiktok.com/@haz159
}}

Private school educated fascist. OVER.

== About Harrison ==
Former Cheerleader turned Victorian proud boy member Harrison McLean is the administrator of the Melbourne Freedom Rally groups. Along with Sarah Ashlee, Harrison [[Canp_EPIC#Attempted coup d'état |stole the Convoy to Canberra pages]] and then got famously booted out of camp by [[James Greer|Jim Greer]]. 
Coincidently, the AFP raided the original camp the next morning where Jim Greer was found in possession of weapons and Ammunition.

== Beliefs ==
[[File:nazi-cheerleaders.jpg|link+|frameless|200px|left]]In public, “McLean has previously denied being involved in the far right. ‘I am not Far-Right. I am a Libertarian Populist, and I support Freedom of Speech,’ McLean posted under his pseudonym Dominic D, in one forum.”

But in private, he has engaged with the National Socialist Network, the neo-Nazi group who were recently exposed via a 60 Minutes investigation. McLean is happy to associate with these proud fascists.

Further, in his own words: “We have a LOT of very NORMIE people coming in from banners and [Facebook] groups that are not ready for the JQ (Jewish Question) yet, and may attack us as highly anti-semitic and stop promoting us all together to their friends and family,” he wrote.

“We start at ‘Dan Bad’ and go right through to ‘No Coercive Vaccines’ and get into the ‘Pedo suppression orders’ and NWO agenda and One World Government as a concept to be opposed,” McLean wrote, echoing a laundry list of anti-semitic conspiracy theories for which he is trying to find a fresh audience out of the pandemic.

Credit: Campaign Against Racism & Fascism

==Criminal Charges==
*Incitement

== Personal Life ==
Harrison's personal life consists of living his life entirely through Telegram, often not seen nor heard of for 12 hours or more until one of the trolls he likes to curate in his (now disbanded) troll zoo, otherwise known as his personal telegram group chat, happens to mention his name and he will pop up and randomly post some arbitrary response.

But other than that who are we kidding, Harrison does not have a life.

Harrison definitely does not have a life. He has a beer belly tho.... but definitely does not have a life. that's why he needs his telegram friends - to have someone to discuss "the jewish question" with.

==Double agent allegations==
Rumours of double-agent shitfuckery have surrounded Haz pretty well much from the start of the pandemic, when he appeared in his fat controller Agent Smith cosplay with added megaphone prop. More to come

Battle of EPIC

2022-02-11T20:43:54Z

Jim:

{{CookerWar
| name = Battle of EPIC
| image = [[File:0748 epic 021.jpg]]
| conflict = Canberra Siege
| date = February 2022 – ''present'' 
| place = EPIC Campground, Canberra, ACT, Australia
| result = Ongoing
| side1 = Wolves 🐺
'''Alleged support:'''

Canberra's meth dealers
| side2 = Sheep 🐑
'''Alleged support:'''

Freemasons, Undercovers
| commanders1 =
[[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi]]

[[The Guru]]

[[Phil 'Hendo' Henderson]]
| commanders2 = [[Graham Hood|Admiral Hood]]

[[Harrison McLean]]

[[The Rural Rebel]]

[[warboat|WarBus]]

[[Simeon_the_Russian_Operative_Boicov|Aussie Ballsack]]
| forces1 = 5 million (Bosi estimate), 2000 (ACT police)
| forces2 = 1 million (Hood estimate), 2000 (ACT police)
| casual1 = Countless
| casual2 = Capital Region Farmers Market
}}
The '''Battle of EPIC''', also known as the '''Cooker Offensive''', is an [https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/dick-measuring_contest ongoing conflict] in the battlefields of [[Camp EPIC|EPIC Campground]] in Canberra, Australia. Both sides are in a power struggle for leadership of the EPIC camp.

Drone swarms, commanded by [[Graham Hood|Admiral Hood]], have allegedly conducted flyovers of Camp Cooker during [[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi's]] morning briefings, to gather intelligence. As of yet they have failed to find any intelligence. Unmarked vehicles, equipped with radiation weapons, have also been sighted near the front of Camp Cooker. It is not known whether they are acting under the orders of Admiral Hood.

Bosilini's forces hope to achieve a total surprise honking on the morning of 12 February 2022, due to a combination of Hoodite overconfidence, preoccupation with grifter plans, and poor aerial reconnaissance due to totally unexpected bad Canberra weather.

Bosilini's initial attack may involve 5 million men, just over 1,400 utes, Toyota Hiluxes, and second-hand camo gear; 2,600 air horns; and a lot of stolen valour, as well as large numbers of other armored fighting vehicles (AFVs).

Both sides have threatened to use [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weapon_of_mass_destruction weaponised vaccinations].

[[Joel Gilmour|Joel]] may be seen wandering the battlefield searching for his car.

The battle may be postponed while the main incursion [[Operation Sovereign Storm]] is underway.

[[File:Download.jpg|thumb|One of Saddam Insane's drone flyovers captured at EPIC. Taking the meaning of the General Atomics MQ-1 '''Predator''' drone to a whole new level.|none]]

==United Nations (Illuminati) intervention==
[[File:UnitedNations.jpeg|thumb|Notice from the United Nations demanding a cessation in hostilities by Sunday 13 February 2022.|none]]
On 11 February 2022, the ACT Government, under orders from the United Nations, who were under orders from the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rothschild_family World Bank], air dropped notices around EPIC demanding that both sides immediately cease hostilities and vacate the grounds by 13 February 2022. Admiral Hood refused to recognise the authority of the World Bank, or any corporation. Bosilini laughed off the Government's threats, noting that after the weekend he'd be the Government.

President Putin [https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-02-10/russia-continues-to-send-forces-to-ukraine-border-pentagon/100818492 amassed 100,000 troops] at its border with Ukraine, as Russia prepares to invade the country in order to prevent the NATO invasion of Camp EPIC.

==Initial Bosilini assault==
[[File:DigInBoys.jpg|thumb|Bosilini's forces, the 6th Absolutely Positively Cooked Army, conduct an initial assault.|none]]
On 12 February 2022 at 05:30, Bosilini's forces plan to begin an assault with a massive, 90-minute honking barrage using 1,600 cars across a 5-kilometer front on Admiral Hood's troops facing the 6th Absolutely Positively Cooked Army.

Simeon the Russian Operative Boikov

2022-02-11T20:41:56Z

Jim: /* Personal Life */

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:Simeon.jpeg]]
| age = 32
| gender = Mad Alpha Male with guns. Big guns.
| occupation = Undercover Russian Operative,
| location = Western Badlands of Sydney, New South Wales
| height = 6'1"
| weight = could moonlight as a Bulgarian weightlifter on the juice quite plausibly
| affiliations = United Australia Party, Australian Cossack society, Double-Headed Eagle Society, Golden Dawn Society, Australia1
| aliases = Aussie Cossack
| instagram =
| twitter = https://twitter.com/aussiecossack
| facebook =
| telegram = idk
}}
Legit KGB Spy

== About Simeon ==
Simeon Boikov was born in 1990 to a Russian speaking household in the Sydney suburb of Cabramatta, New South Wales, Australia. His father is a Russian Orthodox Priest and Boikov cites his Russian Orthodox faith as a central part of his Cossack identity. He speaks of Russia with spiritual reverence, and says he fully supports the traditional values currently being promoted by the Russian government. His family succeeded in preserving the Russian language and raised their children to love Russia. “We never felt ourselves to be Australian, we were aliens there. I consider myself to be a Russian.”

== Beliefs ==
Aussie Cossacks radicalisation and transformation into bonafide Putin puppet and foreign operative was complete in 2008 when he undertook a period of study in the Sretensky Monastery in Moscow. The Sretensky Monastery, which is close by the headquarters of the KGB in central Moscow, is reported to have close ties to the KGB’s successors, the FSB and the SVR (Russia’s Secretive Intelligence Services). Father Tikhon Shevkunov of the Stretensky Monastery, who Simeon credits on record as his mentor and is also known amongst shady communist intelligence and terroristy circles as “Putin’s spiritual adviser.”
“One may say that while I was studying there I was, well, we must not say recruited, right? Basically, I fell under the influence of rightly thinking pro-Russian elements. They began to fashion a pro-Russian adult from a young Australian [citizen].” says Boikov.

The Australian Cossack Society is said to promote Orthodox Christian fundamentalism, “traditional values”, Islamophobia, and homophobia. Simeon has a close alliance with the Australia First Party (AFP) and the Greek Neo-Nazi group, Golden Dawn. The Australia First Party were one of the instigators of the December 2005 riot at Cronulla Beach. They have been known to instigate racist violence against Asians, Muslims, Blacks and the Gay community.

Golden Dawn is known overseas for murdering refugees as well as other non-white migrants and activists in Greece. Just a month after the Hands Off Syria rally infiltrated by both AFP and The Cossack Society, Simeon Boikov and AFP leader Jim Saleam were special guests at the national conference of the Australian chapter of Golden Dawn. In 2016, Simeon Boikov attended the Australia First annual conference and was pictured with Kim Vuga – the leader of the islamaphobic, anti-immigration nationalist political party “Love Australia or Leave” and featured in the 2015 documentary “go back to where you came from”.

== Foreign and other Fashy Influence(r)s ==
Boikov has featured in Russian digital journal Vzglyad under the headline “Cossacks in Australia Speak of Supporting Russia in a ‘Hostile’ Country” Simeon said the following: “I consider myself a proponent of a strong Russian state. We’ll always support the policies of the [Russian] state, we respect very much our Commander-in-Chief, Putin. And we have a unique capacity to support Russia from within a hostile state. Even the FSB or a battalion of the Russian SAS can’t achieve that, because unlike them we are citizens of this state.”

The Aussie Cossack considers Australia to be a “hostile state”. In 2018, Mr Boikov was referring to Australia when he told a Russian media outlet that “we have a unique opportunity to support Russia from within an enemy state”. He said Cossacks in Australia could “pursue a pro-Russian position, lobby politicians and members of parliament, oppose anyone who lies about Russia, attacks Russia or imposes sanctions. Basically, they can wage an information war.” The Cossacks are well known for their suppression of protests in Russia and were one of the key pro-Russian groups fighting against Ukrainian forces in Crimea in 2014.

Simeon Boikov has close connections with the Nationalist group The Golden Dawn Society and The Australia First Party ran by one of Australia’s most prominent white supremacists Jim Saleam. Simeon Boikov and Jim Saleam have a close relationship going back years, recent sighting include an anti-lockdown protest they held together earlier this year. Also frequently present with Boikov at protests and functions is Vladimir Simonian, the president of the Night Wolves Australia motorcycle club. For the past 7 years with the help of Simeon Boikov they have been establishing a presence in Australia. The Russian arm of the club has been described as a “proxy” for the Kremlin: willing to carry out or support military operations at arms-length from the Russian government. The Russian Night Wolves club president Alexander Zaldostanov is a celebrity in Russia due to his friendship with Vladimir Putin. Mr Zaldostanov is known as “The Surgeon” due to his medical training.

As a result of their involvement in the 2014 conflict in Ukraine, which included fighting with and supporting pro-Russian separatists, the United States Treasury has placed financial sanctions on the Russian Night Wolves and Mr Zaldostanov.

== Cooker Influencer Cred/Claim to Fames ==
Boikov and his fellow Cossacks have tried to silence the local Ukrainian community, taunting parishioners and their priest outside a Ukrainian church in Sydney over the Russian military incursion into Ukraine as well as the G20 protest in Brisbane attended by Putin, a protest in Sydney for a Ukrainian activist and infiltrating Pro-Syrian rallies. When protesters marched in central Sydney over the jailing of Russia’s main opposition leader Alexey Navalny, Mr Boikov led a counter-protest. At another protest in Martin Place, Boikov implies that a Ukrainian activist is a prostitute out of work and calls them “scum”.

==Criminal Charges==
Just eight months after the MH17 tragedy, which killed 38 Australians, Aussie Cossack travelled to Moscow - landing himself on an ASIO watchlist in the process - to visit one of the pro-Russian separatists accused of responsibility for the downing of MH17, the shady funder of Boicov's Ruski propaganda rag, old mate Igor Strelkov again. Who also turns out served with the FSB from 1998 to 2005 and has since been identified by the European Union as an officer of the Main Intelligence Directorate of the General Staff of the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation, or GRU. Igor Girkin (Strelkov) is currently being tried in the Netherlands, in absentia, on murder charges related to the atrocity.

About his time in Ukraine he stated “I have fired machine guns, RPGs and even in tanks but I have never broken the laws of Australia.” Despite the fact he put a ‘call out’ for others to join him in the fighting overseas.

== Personal Life ==
Boikov ran a monthly Russian Australian Newspaper named “Russkij Rubezh” (The Russian Frontier) which according to various sources appears to be funded by an individual named Konstantin Malofeev, a figure conspicuous known in Russia as “the Orthodox oligarch”. Malofeev is best known for the role he played in the insurgency in eastern Ukraine. In April 2014, Igor Girkin Strelkov, the former head of security for one of Malofeev’s “private equity” firms, Marshall Capital Partners Ltd, crossed from Russia into Ukraine with about fifty fighters to lead the first armed assault on a Ukrainian-government entity.

The Australian Cossack society which Boikov is the head of is said to have around 150 members, and its headquarters are at the Russian Sports and Social Club at Kemps Creek, in Sydney’s west. He is also the joint founder of the Double headed eagle society in Australia formed in early 2020.It first originated in Moscow at the first congress of the “Double-Headed Eagle” society that Malofeev heads. Although the group is registered as “historical-cultural association,” its members appear to be militarised: they wear uniforms with epaulets and badges of rank, and carry out Cossack military drills.

The Bulgarian Foreign Ministry announced on Monday that Russia has withdrawn a member of its diplomatic corps in Sofia after the Bulgarian State Prosecution announced earlier that day that it was investigating him or her for spying on behalf of The Double-Headed Eagle Society. Bulgaria’s Attorney General, Sotir Tatarov, spoke about a broad scheme, involving individuals close to Kremlin leader Vladimir Putin and Russian espionage bodies, structures, and projects to influence local politics in Moscow’s favour.

== Shill Fest 2021 ==

== Political career ==
Boikov is currently running as a UAP candidate for Strathmore, NSW.

==Double Agent Allegations==
Boikov has gained a large following under the moniker “The Aussie Cossack” as a self proclaimed activist campaigning against Australia’s lockdown measures & police brutality. When in reality the Cossacks own brutal involvement in the crackdown of anti-Russian protests has been well documented.

There can be little doubt that Simeon Boikov aka The Aussie Cossack is a Russian Intelligence Operative engaged in a number of areas, including information warfare, influence operations and reporting back to the Kremlin.

Warboat

2022-02-11T20:37:16Z

Jim: /* About Warboat */

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:Sticker.png]]
| age = younger than he looks
| gender = Beta Cuck Male
| occupation = full time iPhone repair specialist, part time nazi recruiter, former MFR admin
| location = Altona, Victoria
| height = 5'5"
| weight = about the weight of three goats
| affiliations = Worldwide Rally for Freedom (formerly)
| aliases = he has many telegram alts but cbf listing them.
Also widely known as Aunnie, tugboat, warbus, moneyable, etc
| instagram = idk
| twitter = https://twitter.com/warboat

https://mobile.twitter.com/warboat1

| facebook = idk
| telegram = https://t.me/warboateuropatalk
}}
**WARNING** IF YOU SEE THIS PERSON APPROACH & CONVERSE WITH CAUTION, THIS MAN IS AN AFP UNDERCOVER COP

[[File:Warboat2.jpg|center|600px|WARNING TERRORIST AHEAD]] 

== About Warboat==
Warboat has no actual friends so he had to resort to making pretend friends on telegram groups such as [[Harrison McLean]], in Nazi groups and in QAnon groups.

On Christmas Day of 2021, a drunk Warboat challenged a rando on telegram to a fight at the Altona pier. Clearly Warboat did not have friends or family to celebrate Christmas with. The rando continues to live rent free in warboat’s head to this day.

In early 2021, Warboat made a crypto bet with another rando on telegram that trump will return as president in March 2021. The idiot obviously lost the bet. [https://twitter.com/JinglesBTC/status/1369175172251492355?s=20&t=r4w_28_LJn8fW63oiFefdw Warboat refused to pay up] to this day.

== Beliefs ==
A short educational video about only but a few of the myriad and wide ranging beliefs of this cooker can be viewed here <youtube>https://youtu.be/0Y80y6lPGLA</youtube>(NSFW)

* Warboat views [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1476682006616588295?s=21 on guns]
* more warboat views on [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1476682007111299077?s=21 guns again ]
* Warboat advocating to [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1473902386108190732?s=21 recruit Nazi cookers] to MFR
* Warboat loves [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1473906899770740743?s=21 interrupting people] on voice chats

==Criminal Charges==
None, Warboat doesnt actually attend real freedom rallies. Not whilst hes in civvi capacity anyway

== Personal Life ==
Warboat is a loving father with a family who lives in a certain address in Altona that [[Harrison McLean]] disclosed in a public chat and who drives a 7-seater that he disclosed in a separate public chat.

Warboat pretends to know krypto but actually has no clue. In Warboat’s mind, krypto is not programmeable money but actually moneyable program. [still looking for that clip]

== Quest as telegram admin ==
Warboat was an admin in the Melbourne Freedom Rally (MFR) telegram group.
Warboat got his admin privileges by virtue of his long term online friendship with a certain [[Harrison McLean|Dom1nicD]] who he shared interests in topics such as QAnon, crypto and JQ.

Unlike other MFR admins, warboat doesn’t really participate in organising rallies. He is just a power hungry pretend nazi who nobody likes.
On 3 January 2022, Warboat was finally [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1477855131232137216?s=21 stood down by Dom1nicD] as an admin in the MFR telegram group.

Nonetheless, his quest for power continues. During the initial stages or the Convoy 2 Canberra, warboat was repeatedly rejected by the admins when he tried to participate in ‘organising’ the convoy. So, he resorted to [https://twitter.com/free2melbourne/status/1487234926218919939?s=21 creating his own telegram group] organising a convoy bus to Canberra for peasants who don’t drive. The group was disbanded after just a few days due to lack of interest. Needless to say, nobody likes warboat, and nobody is willing to be in the same vehicle with warboat.

Warboat’s second attempt to regain telegram significance comes during the failed coup d'état by his internet friend [[Harrison McLean|Dom1nicD]]. After Dom1nicD gained admin rights in the Convoy telegram, he kicked out all the sovcit admins and secretly added Warboat as admin in the middle of the night. When the coup plot was discovered by the sovcits, both Domin1cD and warboat were summarily evicted from telegram and irl from the campsite. Warboat was admin less than 24 hours.

==Double agent allegations==
Theyre not allegations, this gronk is actually AFP

[[File:Wb2.jpg|left|400px|WARNING TERRORIST PILOT]]

Warboat

2022-02-11T20:33:18Z

Jim: /* Personal Life */

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:Sticker.png]]
| age = younger than he looks
| gender = Beta Cuck Male
| occupation = full time iPhone repair specialist, part time nazi recruiter, former MFR admin
| location = Altona, Victoria
| height = 5'5"
| weight = about the weight of three goats
| affiliations = Worldwide Rally for Freedom (formerly)
| aliases = he has many telegram alts but cbf listing them.
Also widely known as Aunnie, tugboat, warbus, moneyable, etc
| instagram = idk
| twitter = https://twitter.com/warboat

https://mobile.twitter.com/warboat1

| facebook = idk
| telegram = https://t.me/warboateuropatalk
}}
**WARNING** IF YOU SEE THIS PERSON APPROACH & CONVERSE WITH CAUTION, THIS MAN IS AN AFP UNDERCOVER COP

[[File:Warboat2.jpg|center|600px|WARNING TERRORIST AHEAD]] 

== About Warboat==
Warboat has no actual friends so he had to resort to making pretend friends on telegram groups such as [[Harrison McLean]], in Nazi groups and in QAnon groups.

On Christmas Day of 2021, a drunk Warboat challenged a rando on telegram to a fight at the Altona pier. Clearly Warboat did not have friends or family to celebrate Christmas with. The rando continues to live rent free in warboat’s head to this day.

On early 2021, Warboat made a crypto bet with another rando on telegram that trump will return as president in March 2021. The idiot obviously lost the bet. [https://twitter.com/JinglesBTC/status/1369175172251492355?s=20&t=r4w_28_LJn8fW63oiFefdw Warboat refused to pay up] to this day.

== Beliefs ==
A short educational video about only but a few of the myriad and wide ranging beliefs of this cooker can be viewed here <youtube>https://youtu.be/0Y80y6lPGLA</youtube>(NSFW)

* Warboat views [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1476682006616588295?s=21 on guns]
* more warboat views on [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1476682007111299077?s=21 guns again ]
* Warboat advocating to [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1473902386108190732?s=21 recruit Nazi cookers] to MFR
* Warboat loves [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1473906899770740743?s=21 interrupting people] on voice chats

==Criminal Charges==
None, Warboat doesnt actually attend real freedom rallies. Not whilst hes in civvi capacity anyway

== Personal Life ==
Warboat is a loving father with a family who lives in a certain address in Altona that [[Harrison McLean]] disclosed in a public chat and who drives a 7-seater that he disclosed in a separate public chat.

Warboat pretends to know krypto but actually has no clue. In Warboat’s mind, krypto is not programmeable money but actually moneyable program. [still looking for that clip]

== Quest as telegram admin ==
Warboat was an admin in the Melbourne Freedom Rally (MFR) telegram group.
Warboat got his admin privileges by virtue of his long term online friendship with a certain [[Harrison McLean|Dom1nicD]] who he shared interests in topics such as QAnon, crypto and JQ.

Unlike other MFR admins, warboat doesn’t really participate in organising rallies. He is just a power hungry pretend nazi who nobody likes.
On 3 January 2022, Warboat was finally [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1477855131232137216?s=21 stood down by Dom1nicD] as an admin in the MFR telegram group.

Nonetheless, his quest for power continues. During the initial stages or the Convoy 2 Canberra, warboat was repeatedly rejected by the admins when he tried to participate in ‘organising’ the convoy. So, he resorted to [https://twitter.com/free2melbourne/status/1487234926218919939?s=21 creating his own telegram group] organising a convoy bus to Canberra for peasants who don’t drive. The group was disbanded after just a few days due to lack of interest. Needless to say, nobody likes warboat, and nobody is willing to be in the same vehicle with warboat.

Warboat’s second attempt to regain telegram significance comes during the failed coup d'état by his internet friend [[Harrison McLean|Dom1nicD]]. After Dom1nicD gained admin rights in the Convoy telegram, he kicked out all the sovcit admins and secretly added Warboat as admin in the middle of the night. When the coup plot was discovered by the sovcits, both Domin1cD and warboat were summarily evicted from telegram and irl from the campsite. Warboat was admin less than 24 hours.

==Double agent allegations==
Theyre not allegations, this gronk is actually AFP

[[File:Wb2.jpg|left|400px|WARNING TERRORIST PILOT]]

Warboat

2022-02-11T20:29:15Z

Jim: /* Quest as telegram admin */

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:Sticker.png]]
| age = younger than he looks
| gender = Beta Cuck Male
| occupation = full time iPhone repair specialist, part time nazi recruiter, former MFR admin
| location = Altona, Victoria
| height = 5'5"
| weight = about the weight of three goats
| affiliations = Worldwide Rally for Freedom (formerly)
| aliases = he has many telegram alts but cbf listing them.
Also widely known as Aunnie, tugboat, warbus, moneyable, etc
| instagram = idk
| twitter = https://twitter.com/warboat

https://mobile.twitter.com/warboat1

| facebook = idk
| telegram = https://t.me/warboateuropatalk
}}
**WARNING** IF YOU SEE THIS PERSON APPROACH & CONVERSE WITH CAUTION, THIS MAN IS AN AFP UNDERCOVER COP

[[File:Warboat2.jpg|center|600px|WARNING TERRORIST AHEAD]] 

== About Warboat==
Warboat has no actual friends so he had to resort to making pretend friends on telegram groups such as [[Harrison McLean]], in Nazi groups and in QAnon groups.

On Christmas Day of 2021, a drunk Warboat challenged a rando on telegram to a fight at the Altona pier. Clearly Warboat did not have friends or family to celebrate Christmas with. The rando continues to live rent free in warboat’s head to this day.

On early 2021, Warboat made a crypto bet with another rando on telegram that trump will return as president in March 2021. The idiot obviously lost the bet. [https://twitter.com/JinglesBTC/status/1369175172251492355?s=20&t=r4w_28_LJn8fW63oiFefdw Warboat refused to pay up] to this day.

== Beliefs ==
A short educational video about only but a few of the myriad and wide ranging beliefs of this cooker can be viewed here <youtube>https://youtu.be/0Y80y6lPGLA</youtube>(NSFW)

* Warboat views [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1476682006616588295?s=21 on guns]
* more warboat views on [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1476682007111299077?s=21 guns again ]
* Warboat advocating to [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1473902386108190732?s=21 recruit Nazi cookers] to MFR
* Warboat loves [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1473906899770740743?s=21 interrupting people] on voice chats

==Criminal Charges==
None, Warboat doesnt actually attend real freedom rallies. Not whilst hes in civvi capacity anyway

== Personal Life ==
Warboat is a loving father with a family who lives in a certain address in Altona that [[Harrison McLean]] disclosed in a public chat and who drives a 7-seater that he disclosed in a separate public chat.

Warboat pretends to know krypto but actually has no clue. In Warboat’s definition, krypto is programmeable money but actually moneyable program.

== Quest as telegram admin ==
Warboat was an admin in the Melbourne Freedom Rally (MFR) telegram group.
Warboat got his admin privileges by virtue of his long term online friendship with a certain [[Harrison McLean|Dom1nicD]] who he shared interests in topics such as QAnon, crypto and JQ.

Unlike other MFR admins, warboat doesn’t really participate in organising rallies. He is just a power hungry pretend nazi who nobody likes.
On 3 January 2022, Warboat was finally [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1477855131232137216?s=21 stood down by Dom1nicD] as an admin in the MFR telegram group.

Nonetheless, his quest for power continues. During the initial stages or the Convoy 2 Canberra, warboat was repeatedly rejected by the admins when he tried to participate in ‘organising’ the convoy. So, he resorted to [https://twitter.com/free2melbourne/status/1487234926218919939?s=21 creating his own telegram group] organising a convoy bus to Canberra for peasants who don’t drive. The group was disbanded after just a few days due to lack of interest. Needless to say, nobody likes warboat, and nobody is willing to be in the same vehicle with warboat.

Warboat’s second attempt to regain telegram significance comes during the failed coup d'état by his internet friend [[Harrison McLean|Dom1nicD]]. After Dom1nicD gained admin rights in the Convoy telegram, he kicked out all the sovcit admins and secretly added Warboat as admin in the middle of the night. When the coup plot was discovered by the sovcits, both Domin1cD and warboat were summarily evicted from telegram and irl from the campsite. Warboat was admin less than 24 hours.

==Double agent allegations==
Theyre not allegations, this gronk is actually AFP

[[File:Wb2.jpg|left|400px|WARNING TERRORIST PILOT]]

Warboat

2022-02-11T20:24:41Z

Jim: /* Beliefs */

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:Sticker.png]]
| age = younger than he looks
| gender = Beta Cuck Male
| occupation = full time iPhone repair specialist, part time nazi recruiter, former MFR admin
| location = Altona, Victoria
| height = 5'5"
| weight = about the weight of three goats
| affiliations = Worldwide Rally for Freedom (formerly)
| aliases = he has many telegram alts but cbf listing them.
Also widely known as Aunnie, tugboat, warbus, moneyable, etc
| instagram = idk
| twitter = https://twitter.com/warboat

https://mobile.twitter.com/warboat1

| facebook = idk
| telegram = https://t.me/warboateuropatalk
}}
**WARNING** IF YOU SEE THIS PERSON APPROACH & CONVERSE WITH CAUTION, THIS MAN IS AN AFP UNDERCOVER COP

[[File:Warboat2.jpg|center|600px|WARNING TERRORIST AHEAD]] 

== About Warboat==
Warboat has no actual friends so he had to resort to making pretend friends on telegram groups such as [[Harrison McLean]], in Nazi groups and in QAnon groups.

On Christmas Day of 2021, a drunk Warboat challenged a rando on telegram to a fight at the Altona pier. Clearly Warboat did not have friends or family to celebrate Christmas with. The rando continues to live rent free in warboat’s head to this day.

On early 2021, Warboat made a crypto bet with another rando on telegram that trump will return as president in March 2021. The idiot obviously lost the bet. [https://twitter.com/JinglesBTC/status/1369175172251492355?s=20&t=r4w_28_LJn8fW63oiFefdw Warboat refused to pay up] to this day.

== Beliefs ==
A short educational video about only but a few of the myriad and wide ranging beliefs of this cooker can be viewed here <youtube>https://youtu.be/0Y80y6lPGLA</youtube>(NSFW)

* Warboat views [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1476682006616588295?s=21 on guns]
* more warboat views on [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1476682007111299077?s=21 guns again ]
* Warboat advocating to [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1473902386108190732?s=21 recruit Nazi cookers] to MFR
* Warboat loves [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1473906899770740743?s=21 interrupting people] on voice chats

==Criminal Charges==
None, Warboat doesnt actually attend real freedom rallies. Not whilst hes in civvi capacity anyway

== Personal Life ==
Warboat is a loving father with a family who lives in a certain address in Altona that [[Harrison McLean]] disclosed in a public chat and who drives a 7-seater that he disclosed in a separate public chat.

Warboat pretends to know krypto but actually has no clue. In Warboat’s definition, krypto is programmeable money but actually moneyable program.

== Quest as telegram admin ==
Warboat was an admin in the Melbourne Freedom Rally (MFR) telegram group.
Warboat got his admin privileges by virtue of his long term online friendship with a certain [[Harrison McLean|Dom1nicD]] who he shared interests in topics such as QAnon, crypto and JQ.

Unlike other MFR admins, warboat doesn’t really participate in organising rallies. He is just a power hungry pretend nazi who nobody likes.
On 3 January 2022, Warboat was finally [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1477855131232137216?s=21 stood down by Dom1nicD] as an admin in the MFR telegram group.

Nonetheless, his quest for power continues. During the initial stages or the Convoy 2 Canberra, warboat was repeatedly rejected by the admins when he tried to participate in ‘organising’ the convoy. So, he resorted to creating his own telegram group organising a convoy bus to Canberra for peasants who don’t drive. The group was disbanded after just a few days due to lack of interest. Needless to say, nobody likes warboat, and nobody is willing to be in the same vehicle with warboat.

Warboat’s second attempt to regain telegram significance comes during the failed coup d'état by his internet friend [[Harrison McLean|Dom1nicD]]. After Dom1nicD gained admin rights in the Convoy telegram, he kicked out all the sovcit admins and secretly added Warboat as admin in the middle of the night. When the coup plot was discovered by the sovcits, both Domin1cD and warboat were summarily evicted from telegram and irl from the campsite. Warboat was admin less than 24 hours.

==Double agent allegations==
Theyre not allegations, this gronk is actually AFP

[[File:Wb2.jpg|left|400px|WARNING TERRORIST PILOT]]

Warboat

2022-02-11T20:21:31Z

Jim: /* Beliefs */

Warboat

2022-02-11T20:20:53Z

Jim: /* Beliefs */

Warboat

2022-02-11T20:12:07Z

Jim: /* Quest as telegram admin */