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Monica Shit

2022-02-11T15:20:51Z

John: /* Personal Life */

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[[File:Freemon2.jpg|left|Free Monica Smit]]Monica Smit is the undisputed Queen Grifter of the Freedom Movement and is the face of not a political party community direct action organisation Reignite Democracy

== About Monica ==

Monica first shot to fame as a contestant on the Australian version of Survivor in 2017. Reference: https://youtu.be/JR9B6YfNKWE . After exiting the show, Smit returned to normal life and began a career selling project home designs. In late 2019 she restyled herself as a hobby journalist and by mid-2020 had become an activist and wannabe YouTube celebrity.

== Beliefs ==

[[File:FreeMon.jpg|left|250px|Free Monica Smit]]Monica is devoutly of the Roman Catholic faith and peppers her livestreams liberally with references to living in Christ and what would Jesus do. In fact Monica cut her independent pseudo journalist career under the moniker (no pun intended) Catholic Jounalist, her hard-hitting investigative works consisting of embarking on international religious pilgrimages and interviewing other zealots filled with religious fervour and writing articles for unknown god bothering newsletters to justify to their parishoners the thousands of dollars worth of grants they g(r)ifted her to go on holiday. Reference: https://www.facebook.com/catholicjournalist/photos/a.2995620743841916/3869445096459472/

Monica is also a member of The World United, a global organisation that describes itself as a "binding force which connects all Individual who are committed to personal and planetary Evolution, working together as one unified whole across the planet to create a positive global transformation.". She was very recently interviewed by them on their global YouTube channel as part of their Global Transformation Festival 2021 Reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3ygNFV1fIc

==Criminal Charges==
Monica Smit was arrested on 3rd of September 2021 by officers from the Dandenong Police Station and arrested in relation to allegations of incitement against the state's COVID-19 restrictions by encouraging more than 180,000 of her social media followers to break Melbourne's lockdown rules and attend a protest in the CBD that was held on August 4th. She was remanded and faced trial in the Magistrate's Court over two charges of incitement and three charges of refusing or failing to comply with authorised directions. Whilst in the holding cell Monica received a message from St Joan of Arc, as cited on her livestreams, and had a vision that she must sacrifice herself and become the movement's first martyr and Australia's first political prisoner, and when bailed by police informed them she would not accept bail and plead not guilty. Smit's lawyer told Melbourne Magistrates Court that his client had elected to forgo a committal hearing, and instead proceed straight to trial. Ms Smit was granted bail in the Melbourne Magistrates Court on September 1 2021 after being charged with two counts of incitement and three of breaching the Chief Health Officer’s directions, but did not leave prison after refusing to sign a bail consent form. The case was then referred to the Supreme Court, with Monica eventually spending 21 days in remand before a Supreme Court judge on September 22 rejected several of the bail conditions sought by Victoria Police to control her behaviour , labelling some unnecessary, disproportionate and without utility. Reference: https://www.supremecourt.vic.gov.au/sites/default/files/2021-10/2021%20Smit%20%28bail%29.pdf

== Personal Life ==

Monica is engaged to fellow anti-vax propagandist and pseudo-journalist larper Morgan C Jonas, who proposed after Monica was released from Dame Phyllis Frost womens correctional facility after her failed tilt at becoming our very own Nelson Mandela. Theres nothing like a prison orange onesie to really turn a man on and make him fall for you after all. She is one of 7 children and has been known on more than one occasion to have a public meltdown about the vaccination choices of her siblings regarding their children and has made threats as the psychotic auntie to go down to her neices and nephews schools and take them hostage should the Victorian Department of Health and/or Educations vaccination vans roll up to their primary schools.
Monica is friends with Liberal Stephanie Baastian who features in Monica Smit YouTube videos - brumbies and open our churches during lockdown.
Monica seems to have deleted her Reignite Democracy Australia YouTube video of her then boyfriend and protest organiser Morgan C Jonas @morgancjonas swearing at police while being arrested at the Flinders St station anti vaxx, fake small business protest organised by Monica on 5 Jun 2021 during Melbourne lockdown that she, Avi Yemeni and Rukshan Fernando then pretended to "report" on.

==Double agent allegations==
Rumours have consistently abounded since Monica's entry onto the scene that she is in fact an ASIO disinformation agent, controlled opposition working for the government and the Vatican, a Liberal party plant, a Jesuit and a member of the Church of Scientology and Country Womens Association.

Monica Shit

2022-02-11T15:12:04Z

John: /* About Monica */

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[[File:Freemon2.jpg|left|Free Monica Smit]]Monica Smit is the undisputed Queen Grifter of the Freedom Movement and is the face of not a political party community direct action organisation Reignite Democracy

== About Monica ==

Monica first shot to fame as a contestant on the Australian version of Survivor in 2017. Reference: https://youtu.be/JR9B6YfNKWE . After exiting the show, Smit returned to normal life and began a career selling project home designs. In late 2019 she restyled herself as a hobby journalist and by mid-2020 had become an activist and wannabe YouTube celebrity.

Monica Smit's LinkedIn work history
https://au.linkedin.com/in/monica-smit

== Beliefs ==

[[File:FreeMon.jpg|left|250px|Free Monica Smit]]Monica is devoutly of the Roman Catholic faith and peppers her livestreams liberally with references to living in Christ and what would Jesus do. In fact Monica cut her independent pseudo journalist career under the moniker (no pun intended) Catholic Jounalist, her hard-hitting investigative works consisting of embarking on international religious pilgrimages and interviewing other zealots filled with religious fervour and writing articles for unknown god bothering newsletters to justify to their parishoners the thousands of dollars worth of grants they g(r)ifted her to go on holiday. Reference: https://www.facebook.com/catholicjournalist/photos/a.2995620743841916/3869445096459472/

Monica is also a member of The World United, a global organisation that describes itself as a "binding force which connects all Individual who are committed to personal and planetary Evolution, working together as one unified whole across the planet to create a positive global transformation.". She was very recently interviewed by them on their global YouTube channel as part of their Global Transformation Festival 2021 Reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3ygNFV1fIc

==Criminal Charges==
Monica Smit was arrested on 3rd of September 2021 by officers from the Dandenong Police Station and arrested in relation to allegations of incitement against the state's COVID-19 restrictions by encouraging more than 180,000 of her social media followers to break Melbourne's lockdown rules and attend a protest in the CBD that was held on August 4th. She was remanded and faced trial in the Magistrate's Court over two charges of incitement and three charges of refusing or failing to comply with authorised directions. Whilst in the holding cell Monica received a message from St Joan of Arc, as cited on her livestreams, and had a vision that she must sacrifice herself and become the movement's first martyr and Australia's first political prisoner, and when bailed by police informed them she would not accept bail and plead not guilty. Smit's lawyer told Melbourne Magistrates Court that his client had elected to forgo a committal hearing, and instead proceed straight to trial. Ms Smit was granted bail in the Melbourne Magistrates Court on September 1 2021 after being charged with two counts of incitement and three of breaching the Chief Health Officer’s directions, but did not leave prison after refusing to sign a bail consent form. The case was then referred to the Supreme Court, with Monica eventually spending 21 days in remand before a Supreme Court judge on September 22 rejected several of the bail conditions sought by Victoria Police to control her behaviour , labelling some unnecessary, disproportionate and without utility. Reference: https://www.supremecourt.vic.gov.au/sites/default/files/2021-10/2021%20Smit%20%28bail%29.pdf

== Personal Life ==

Monica is engaged to fellow anti-vax propagandist and pseudo-journalist larper Morgan C Jonas, who proposed after Monica was released from Dame Phyllis Frost womens correctional facility after her failed tilt at becoming our very own Nelson Mandela. Theres nothing like a prison orange onesie to really turn a man on and make him fall for you after all. She is one of 7 children and has been known on more than one occasion to have a public meltdown about the vaccination choices of her siblings regarding their children and has made threats as the psychotic auntie to go down to her neices and nephews schools and take them hostage should the Victorian Department of Health and/or Educations vaccination vans roll up to their primary schools.

==Double agent allegations==
Rumours have consistently abounded since Monica's entry onto the scene that she is in fact an ASIO disinformation agent, controlled opposition working for the government and the Vatican, a Liberal party plant, a Jesuit and a member of the Church of Scientology and Country Womens Association.

Harrison McLean

2022-02-11T15:05:30Z

John:

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Private school educated fascist. OVER.

== About Harrison ==
Former Cheerleader turned Victorian proud boy member Harrison McLean is the administrator of the Melbourne Freedom Rally groups. Along with Sarah Ashlee, Harrison stole the Convoy to Canberra pages and then got famously booted out of camp by [[James Greer|Jim Greer]]. 
Coincidently, the AFP raided the original camp the next morning where Jim Greer was found in possession of weapons and Ammunition.

== Beliefs ==
In public, “McLean has previously denied being involved in the far right. ‘I am not Far-Right. I am a Libertarian Populist, and I support Freedom of Speech,’ McLean posted under his pseudonym Dominic D, in one forum.”

But in private, he has engaged with the National Socialist Network, the neo-Nazi group who were recently exposed via a 60 Minutes investigation. McLean is happy to associate with these proud fascists.

Further, in his own words: “We have a LOT of very NORMIE people coming in from banners and [Facebook] groups that are not ready for the JQ (Jewish Question) yet, and may attack us as highly anti-semitic and stop promoting us all together to their friends and family,” he wrote.

“We start at ‘Dan Bad’ and go right through to ‘No Coercive Vaccines’ and get into the ‘Pedo suppression orders’ and NWO agenda and One World Government as a concept to be opposed,” McLean wrote, echoing a laundry list of anti-semitic conspiracy theories for which he is trying to find a fresh audience out of the pandemic.

Credit: Campaign Against Racism & Fascism

==Criminal Charges==
*Incitement

== Personal Life ==
Harrison's personal life consists of living his life entirely through Telegram, often not seen nor heard of for 12 hours or more until one of the trolls he likes to curate in his (now disbanded) troll zoo, otherwise known as his personal telegram group chat, happens to mention his name and he will pop up and randomly post some arbitrary response.

But other than that who are we kidding, Harrison does not have a life.

Harrison definitely does not have a life. He has a beer belly tho.... but definitely does not have a life. that's why he needs his telegram friends.

==Double agent allegations==
Rumours of double-agent shitfuckery have surrounded Haz pretty well much from the start of the pandemic, when he appeared in his fat controller Agent Smith cosplay with added megaphone prop. More to come

Graham Hood

2022-02-11T14:43:46Z

John:

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Admiral (ret) Graham Archibald Theodore Hood, also known as the Admiral, is a former self confessed porn addict and freelance author, from Sydney, Australia. He has been accused of being controlled opposition and threatened to quit the protests on several occasions. Despite these continued setbacks, he is the reluctant leader of Camp Cooker (despite staying in his own private accommodation).

Never far away from a mention of God, Hoody expressed his interest in baptising people in a speech to the motley crew at Camp Cooker.

{{Quote
|“My name is Graham [...] and my struggle is pornography.”
|Graham Hood|The Hidden Battle: Breaking Free 
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==[[Battle of EPIC]]==
Admiral Hood is currently involved in a leadership struggle against his archnemesis and Camp Cooker Insurrectionist-in-Chief, [[Riccardo Bosi|Riccardo Bosilini]], and his sidekick 'the Guru'. Drone swarms, under the command of Admiral Hood, have allegedly conducted flyovers of Camp Cooker during Bosi's morning briefings, in order to gather intelligence. They have not been successful.

Unmarked vehicles, equipped with radiation weapons, have also been sighted near the front of Camp Cooker. It is not known whether they are acting under the orders of Admiral Hood.

==Double agent allegations==
Rumours have been heard throughout the EPIC camp that Hoody is in fact, a Hillsong plant, actively working for Scott Morrison to sow discord amongst the movement.

==Mini-mental state examination (MMSE)==
Due to incoherent rambling, this [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mini%E2%80%93Mental_State_Examination Mini Mental State Examination] has been performed during his Karnaval of Kourage tour as part of the Conn-voy to Kambrah, 2022.
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Category
! Possible points
! Score
|-
| Orientation to time
| 5
| 2
|-
| Orientation to place
| 5
| 1
|-
| Registration
| 3
| 2
|-
| Attention and calculation
| 5
| 1
|-
| Recall
| 3
| 2
|-
| Language
| 2
| 2
|-
| Repetition
| 1
| 4*
|-
| Complex commands
| 6
| 2
|}

Several independent assessors have given him an average score of 4/1 (range 2-7) for repetition. Despite this, he has scored 16/30, which makes the diagnosis of dementia highly likely.

Harrison McLean

2022-02-11T13:17:18Z

John:

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| twitter = https://twitter.com/HazMclean
| facebook = https://www.facebook.com/haz.mclean https://www.facebook.com/harrisonmcleanpage
| telegram = https://t.me/HarrisonMclean

Tik Tok =
https://www.tiktok.com/@haz159

Private school educated fascist. OVER.

== About Harrison ==
Former Cheerleader turned Victorian proud boy member Harrison McLean is the administrator of the Melbourne Freedom Rally groups. Along with Sarah Ashlee, Harrison stole the Convoy to Canberra pages and then got famously booted out of camp by [[James Greer|Jim Greer]]. 
Coincidently, the AFP raided the original camp the next morning where Jim Greer was found in possession of weapons and Ammunition.

== Beliefs ==
In public, “McLean has previously denied being involved in the far right. ‘I am not Far-Right. I am a Libertarian Populist, and I support Freedom of Speech,’ McLean posted under his pseudonym Dominic D, in one forum.”

But in private, he has engaged with the National Socialist Network, the neo-Nazi group who were recently exposed via a 60 Minutes investigation. McLean is happy to associate with these proud fascists.

Further, in his own words: “We have a LOT of very NORMIE people coming in from banners and [Facebook] groups that are not ready for the JQ (Jewish Question) yet, and may attack us as highly anti-semitic and stop promoting us all together to their friends and family,” he wrote.

“We start at ‘Dan Bad’ and go right through to ‘No Coercive Vaccines’ and get into the ‘Pedo suppression orders’ and NWO agenda and One World Government as a concept to be opposed,” McLean wrote, echoing a laundry list of anti-semitic conspiracy theories for which he is trying to find a fresh audience out of the pandemic.

Credit: Campaign Against Racism & Fascism

==Criminal Charges==

== Personal Life ==
Harrison's personal life consists of living his life entirely through Telegram, often not seen nor heard of for 12 hours or more until one of the trolls he likes to curate in his (now disbanded) troll zoo, otherwise known as his personal telegram group chat, happens to mention his name and he will pop up and randomly post some arbitrary response.

But other than that who are we kidding, Harrison does not have a life.

Harrison definitely does not have a life. He has a beer belly tho.... but definitely does not have a life. that's why he needs his telegram friends.

==Double agent allegations==
Rumours of double-agent shitfuckery have surrounded Haz pretty well much from the start of the pandemic, when he appeared in his fat controller Agent Smith cosplay with added megaphone prop. More to come