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Captain CumLip

2022-02-12T01:57:06Z

Kanga roodle:

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:Capture.PNG]]
| age = around 25
| gender = Male Conforming
| location = Sydney, Australia
| occupation = Asking for squirts
| height = around a cooktillion
| weight = Around a cooktillion
| affiliations = Streamer
| aliases = Cumlip, camera fiddler
| instagram = idk
| facebook = https://www.facebook.com/Chriscoveries
| telegram = idk
}}

== Notable Achievements ==

- Begging free squirts from AFP

- "Putting a hand on another mans Lense"

Joel Jammal

2022-02-12T01:44:25Z

Kanga roodle:

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:Joel.jpg]]
| age = 36
| gender = Dracula vibes
| occupation = Political operative, pretend journalist and all-round god botherer
| location = Sydney, Australia
| height = 6'0"
| weight = who cares
| affiliations = Turning Point Australia, CPAC, Christian Democratic Party
| aliases = Groucho
| instagram = https://www.instagram.com/joeljammal/
| twitter = https://twitter.com/joeljammal
| facebook = https://www.facebook.com/joeljammalthinice
| telegram = https://t.me/realjoeljammal
}}
<span style="color: red; text-decoration: bold;">Bosi's Bitch</span>

== About Joel ==
Joel describes himself as a Christian Australian Conservative, Journalist & Political Commentator and "Lover of Freedom", in that order. Came onto the scene interviewing & perhaps moulding, [[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi]]. Was known as eyebrows until the other Joel appeared. Joel claims he lost his job in the construction industry because of the lockdown. He spoke at the Sydney anti-lockdown rally on July 24 and issued demands to the NSW Premier while condemning the violence at the unauthorised event.

== Beliefs ==
Joel styles himself as a proud Syrian-Australian Christian.

==Criminal Charges==

== Personal Life ==
Joel's girlfriend is fellow political operative Millie Fontana.

==Double agent allegations==

Battle of EPIC

2022-02-11T05:32:07Z

Kanga roodle:

{{CookerWar
| name = Battle of EPIC
| image = [[File:0748 epic 021.jpg]]
| conflict = Canberra Siege
| date = February 2022 – ''present''<br />
| place = EPIC Campground, Canberra, ACT, Australia
| result = Ongoing
| side1 = Wolves 🐺
| side2 = Sheep 🐑
'''Alleged support:'''

Freemasons, ASIO
| commanders1 =
[[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi]]

[[The Guru]]

[[Phil 'Hendo' Henderson]]
| commanders2 = [[Graham Hood|Admiral Hood]]
| forces1 = 5 million (Bosi estimate), 2000 (ACT police)
| forces2 = 1 million (Hood estimate), 2000 (ACT police)
| casual1 = Countless
| casual2 = Unknown
}}
The Battle of EPIC is an ongoing war in the battlefields of EPIC Campground in Canberra, Australia. Both sides are in a power struggle for leader of the EPIC camp.

Drone swarms, commanded by [[Graham Hood|Admiral Hood]], have allegedly conducted flyovers of Camp Cooker during [[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi's]] morning briefings, to gather intelligence. They have not been successful.

Unmarked vehicles, equipped with radiation weapons, have also been sighted near the front of Camp Cooker. It is not known whether they are acting under the orders of Admiral Hood.

Both sides have threatened to use [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weapon_of_mass_destruction weaponised vaccinations].
[[File:Download.jpg|thumb|One of Saddam Insane's drone flyovers captured at EPIC. Taking the meaning of the General Atomics MQ-1 '''Predator''' drone to a whole new level.|left]]

==United Nations (Illuminati) intervention==
[[File:UnitedNations.jpeg|thumb|Notice from the United Nations demanding a cessation in hostilities by Sunday 13 February 2022.]]
On 11 February 2022, the ACT Government, under orders from the United Nations, who were under orders from the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rothschild_family World Bank], air dropped notices around EPIC demanding that both sides immediately cease hostilities and vacate the grounds by 13 February 2022. Admiral Hood refused to recognise the authority of the World Bank, or any corporation, while Bosilini vowed to continue the insurrection into the weekend.

==Initial Bosilini assault==
[[File:DigInBoys.jpg|thumb|Bosilini's forces, the 6th Absolutely Positively Cooked Army, conduct an initial assault.]]
On 12 February 2022 at 05:30, Bosilini's forces plan to begin an assault with a massive, 90-minute honking barrage using 1,600 cars across a 5-kilometer front on Admiral Hood's troops facing the 6th Absolutely Positively Cooked Army.