Cookerpedia - User contributions [en-gb]

Camp EPIC

2022-02-11T08:15:46Z

Limking:

{{Camp EPIC
| image = [File:478182b6b9c708b4034560eee65123abc05d0fd0.jpg]
| location = Canberra, ACT
| founded = February 2022
| population = 5 Billion
| Leader/s = Contested
}}

Camp EPIC (AKA Camp Cooker, EPIC) was established in early February 2022. Outside of its current occupation, Exhibition Park in Canberra’s camping facilities are set on 70 hectares of unique country surroundings only 8 minutes north of the city centre and offer:

- Full amenities including showers, toilets and laundry
- Powered and un-powered sites with access to water
- Quiet location
- Pet friendly
- Public transport services
- Farmers market every Saturday morning
- Large drive through grass sites for caravans and motor-homes
- Grey water and black water dump points
- Exhibition Park in Canberra is home to many local and national events all year round including exhibitions, fairs and festivals.

==Early Occupation==
EPIC was picked as the Cooker Chosen Land due to it's close proximity to Parliament House, Canberra's SBS Studio and the Lifeline Book Fair. In the early days of occupation, plans for the cookers to move into EPIC were almost foiled by a traffic controller with suspected links to the Illuminati and NWO blocking off the turning lane. It was later discovered that this was part of scheduled roadworks (ordered by the Illuminati NWO Agenda 21).

The EPIC greeting party is comprised of six bogans, a girl on roller skates and a pig. All of whom clap and cheer as cars enter the settlement.

==System of Government==
At time of writing, the current leader/s of EPIC are unclear, as they change on a daily basis. Whoever holds the microphone during their nightly meeting is able to command the residents, or read bad poetry. The nightly meeting has been affectionately referred to as 'Open Mic Night'.

==Crime==
EPIC is rife with crime with reports of syringes being found in public toilets, stolen trailers and exposed rib cages being frequent.

Camp EPIC

2022-02-11T08:15:22Z

Limking:

{{Camp EPIC
| image = [File:478182b6b9c708b4034560eee65123abc05d0fd0.jpg]
| location = Canberra, ACT
| founded = February 2022
| population = 5 Billion
}}

Camp EPIC (AKA Camp Cooker, EPIC) was established in early February 2022. Outside of its current occupation, Exhibition Park in Canberra’s camping facilities are set on 70 hectares of unique country surroundings only 8 minutes north of the city centre and offer:

- Full amenities including showers, toilets and laundry
- Powered and un-powered sites with access to water
- Quiet location
- Pet friendly
- Public transport services
- Farmers market every Saturday morning
- Large drive through grass sites for caravans and motor-homes
- Grey water and black water dump points
- Exhibition Park in Canberra is home to many local and national events all year round including exhibitions, fairs and festivals.

==Early Occupation==
EPIC was picked as the Cooker Chosen Land due to it's close proximity to Parliament House, Canberra's SBS Studio and the Lifeline Book Fair. In the early days of occupation, plans for the cookers to move into EPIC were almost foiled by a traffic controller with suspected links to the Illuminati and NWO blocking off the turning lane. It was later discovered that this was part of scheduled roadworks (ordered by the Illuminati NWO Agenda 21).

The EPIC greeting party is comprised of six bogans, a girl on roller skates and a pig. All of whom clap and cheer as cars enter the settlement.

==System of Government==
At time of writing, the current leader/s of EPIC are unclear, as they change on a daily basis. Whoever holds the microphone during their nightly meeting is able to command the residents, or read bad poetry. The nightly meeting has been affectionately referred to as 'Open Mic Night'.

==Crime==
EPIC is rife with crime with reports of syringes being found in public toilets, stolen trailers and exposed rib cages being frequent.

Camp EPIC

2022-02-11T08:06:09Z

Limking:

{{Camp EPIC
| image = [File:478182b6b9c708b4034560eee65123abc05d0fd0.jpg]
| location = Canberra, ACT
| founded = February 2022
| population = 5 Billion
}}

Camp EPIC

2022-02-11T07:59:21Z

Limking: Created page with "<infobox> <title source="title"> <default>{{PAGENAME}}</default> </title> <image source="File:478182b6b9c708b4034560eee65123abc05d0fd0.jpg"/> <data source="Canberra, ACT"> <label>Location</label> </data> <data source="February 2022"> <label>Founded</label> </data> <data source="5 Billion"> <label>Population</label> </data> </infobox>"

<infobox>
<title source="title">
<default>{{PAGENAME}}</default>
</title>
<image source="File:478182b6b9c708b4034560eee65123abc05d0fd0.jpg"/>
<data source="Canberra, ACT">
<label>Location</label>
</data>
<data source="February 2022">
<label>Founded</label>
</data>
<data source="5 Billion">
<label>Population</label>
</data>
</infobox>

Template:Camp EPIC

2022-02-11T07:57:20Z

Limking: Infobox created with infobox builder.

<infobox>
<title source="title">
<default>{{PAGENAME}}</default>
</title>
<image source="image"/>
<data source="data1">
<label>Location</label>
</data>
<data source="data2">
<label>Founded</label>
</data>
<data source="data3">
<label>Population</label>
</data>
</infobox>

File:478182b6b9c708b4034560eee65123abc05d0fd0.jpg

2022-02-11T07:56:06Z

Limking: EPIC

== Summary ==
EPIC

Joel Gilmour

2022-02-11T07:49:03Z

Limking:

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:Joel.png]]
| age = 18
| gender = Twink
| location = Canberra Centre Car Park (CCCP)
| height = idk
| weight = idk
| affiliations = NRMA
| aliases = The Wanderer, Jelly Legs Joel
| instagram = https://www.instagram.com/joelgilmour
| facebook = https://facebook.com/joel.gilmour1
| telegram = idk
}}
Joel is <s>an infant</s> a "citizen journalist" who lives in his parent's basement but often resides in various car parks around Australia

== About Joel ==

Joel is a pair of eyebrows attached to a facebook live streamer and baby cooker who has recently discovered the art of the grift.

Joel's dedication to the cooker cause has been hampered by the loss of his car, which he usually misplaces once or twice a day.

He has fought hard to overcome his legendary "jelly legs" to become The Wanderer.

His nemesis is Sgt Greene of Victoria Police.

A fan of water and cigs.

Joel is currently attempting to grift for a new microphone to use on his streams. This new microphone should significantly increase his audio quality inside concrete carparks, but consequently will also increase the quality of his verbal dribble at the same time.

== History ==

Joel earned his spot in the Cooker Hall of Fame from his embarrassing arrest at an anti lockdown rally at Northcote Plaza Coles. As soon as large numbers of police arrived protestors scattered and Joel ran for his life on a panicked parkour adventure to escape consequences through the park.
Like most cookers, Joel likes to talk tough about cops but totally capitulates when actually confronted by them. When questioned by police Joel claimed he was media, but was forced to admit he had no media pass and was not even studying journalism, though he might study it in the future. He befriended a second group of police and was escorted to his car, getting the name Sgt Green from one of the police.
Despite Joel's belief he was ensured safety by Sgt Green, Joel went back in and was later arrested by two riot police who bullied him about his eyebrows, likening them to those of Uncle Leo in the Seinfeld Episode "The Package". Joel then sat against a wall waiting to be arrested filming his now famous jittering "Jelly" legs. Joel later theorised that "Sgt Green" was in face a codeword to indicate he should be arrested. During the arrest one of the riot cops bellowed the immortal phrase "MOVE YA CAR... MOVE!"

== Antics ==
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2Mne_NysLE Highlight reel of the Sgt Green Arrest.]

Gabe

2022-02-10T08:50:16Z

Limking:

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:Egg.jpg]]
| age = physically about 25, mentally about 13
| gender = Male Conforming
| location = Port Melbourne, Australia
| height = 5'1"
| weight = 17 stone
| affiliations = Don't know.
| aliases = Frontman, Egg Boy, Humpty Dumpty, The Thumb
| instagram = https://instagram.com/frontman_the3rd
| facebook = idk
| telegram = idk
}}
Gabe is <s>an idiot</s> a cooker who lives in Port Melbourne, Australia.
[[File:TSR Dr Eggman.png|thumb|left|Dr Eggman. The father of Gabe]]

== About Gabriel ==

Scientists are unsure whether Gabe is a human toe, an egg, or some kind of accursed, advanced genetic hybrid between the two.

Observers have also noted, that he may actually be a thumb, with a face drawn on.

== Habitat ==

He can generally be found in his bedroom, livestreaming on Instagram, while obsessing over the Twitch chats of [https://twitch.tv/asseenontelegram AsSeenOnTelegram] and [https://twitch.tv/discodeadpigeon DiscoDeadPigeon], much to the detriment of his guests, his attention rapidly drifting away from them, to fully fixate on his new addiction, leftist Twitch chat.

== Beliefs ==

Gabe maintains a stern policy of "All talk, no action", as he has yet to visit Canberra, but assures us all, he'll definitely Hood Oos "The Cossack" if he does.

== Personal Life ==

Gabe currently appears to be listless and directionless in life, perhaps due to his recent involvement in a one-sided parasocial relationship, as he yearns for and obsesses over a popular Twitch streamer known for her egg-baiting antics.

File:Egg.jpg

2022-02-10T08:48:17Z

Limking: The Egg Man

== Summary ==
The Egg Man