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Camp EPIC

2022-02-11T08:20:25Z

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{{Camp EPIC
| image = [File:478182b6b9c708b4034560eee65123abc05d0fd0.jpg]
| location = Canberra, ACT
| founded = February 2022
| population = 5 Billion (50,000 MCGs)
| Leader/s = Contested
}}

Camp EPIC (AKA Camp Cooker, EPIC) was established in early February 2022. Outside of its current occupation, Exhibition Park in Canberra’s camping facilities are set on 70 hectares of unique country surroundings only 8 minutes north of the city centre and offer:

- Full amenities including showers, toilets and laundry
- Powered and un-powered sites with access to water
- Quiet location
- Pet friendly
- Public transport services
- Farmers market every Saturday morning
- Large drive through grass sites for caravans and motor-homes
- Grey water and black water dump points
- Exhibition Park in Canberra is home to many local and national events all year round including exhibitions, fairs and festivals.

==Early Occupation==
EPIC was picked as the Cooker Chosen Land due to it's close proximity to Parliament House, Canberra's SBS Studio and the Lifeline Book Fair. In the early days of occupation, plans for the cookers to move into EPIC were almost foiled by a traffic controller with suspected links to the Illuminati and NWO blocking off the turning lane. It was later discovered that this was part of scheduled roadworks (ordered by the Illuminati NWO Agenda 21).

The EPIC greeting party is comprised of six bogans, a girl on roller skates and a pig. All of whom clap and cheer as cars enter the settlement.

==System of Government==
At time of writing, the current leader/s of EPIC are unclear, as they change on a daily basis. Whoever holds the microphone during their nightly meeting is able to command the residents, or read bad poetry. The nightly meeting has been affectionately referred to as 'Open Mic Night'.

==Crime==
EPIC is rife with crime with reports of syringes being found in public toilets, stolen trailers and exposed rib cages being frequent.

== Dog cage Glory Holes==

It is unsure when they resorted too base methods to fund this ongoing conflict. Some sources indicate fairly early on in their occupation of EPIC citing 'in the epic economy $20 dollars is literally a million dollars'. First out break of CRD's (convoy related diseases) were spotted easily on journalist faces.

Battle of Glebe

2022-02-11T07:58:55Z

MightMoose:

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!colspan="2" style="text-align: center; background:#B0C4DE"|Battle of Glebe
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|colspan="2" style="font-size: 90%; text-align: center;"|[[File:|300px]] 
|-
| colspan="2" |'''Date''': [[February|February 10]], [[2022]]
|-
| colspan="2" |'''Place''': Battle of Glebe
|-
| colspan="2" |'''Outcome''': ACT/Freedom Rally Armistice
|-
!colspan="2" style="text-align: center; background:#B0C4DE"|Beligerants
|-
|width="50%"|
* "Convoy to Canberra" Splinter Group.
* A man who lost his car named 'joel'
|width="50%"|
*AFP
* random old man in a mask
* some security guards
* a Deliveroo driver
|-
!colspan="2" style="text-align: center; background:#B0C4DE"|Commanders
|-
|width="50%"|
* Commander Joel of the Lost car
* Tami?
|width="50%"| <Classified>
|-
!colspan="2" style="text-align: center; background:#B0C4DE"|Strength
|-
|width="50%"| atleast eleventy hundred MCGs of people
|width="50%"|
* 30 AFP
* An empty canberra center
|-
!colspan="2" style="text-align: center; background:#B0C4DE"|Casualties
|-
|width="50%"| Diginity.
|width="50%"| 0
|-
|}

The '''Battle of Glebe Park''' was a minor skirmish between a splinter group of the [[Convoy to Canberra]] known as the [[Cooked Crew]] and [[Fortress Canberra]] itself. Little did they know, that it was a crafty plan by the Peoples [[AFP]] to control their movements. The AFP were perplexed by their movements in the opening of the battle, largely due to the ability for the [[Cooked crew]] to get lost while walking in a straight line. Armed with the intelligence that they were dealing with idiots, the AFP simply pointed in a direction only to find that they could easily re-direct the hoard.

The Cooked Crew found themselves back in Glebe park seemingly forgetting that it was where they started before staging a sit in and claiming a pyrrhic victory.

At some point a perpetual car-loser named 'joel' became lost.

== Aftermath ==

Rumour has it [[Joel]] is still lost, haunting the halls of civic looking for [[Tami]] and complaining about a bit toungue.

[[Category:Battles]]
[[Category:Things Which Did Not Happen In 2022]]
[[Category:How Not To Be Seen]]

Battle of Glebe

2022-02-11T07:58:35Z

MightMoose:

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!colspan="2" style="text-align: center; background:#B0C4DE"|Battle of Glebe
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|-
| colspan="2" |'''Date''': [[February|February 10]], [[2022]]
|-
| colspan="2" |'''Place''': Battle of Glebe
|-
| colspan="2" |'''Outcome''': ACT/Freedom Rally Armistice
|-
!colspan="2" style="text-align: center; background:#B0C4DE"|Beligerants
|-
|width="50%"|
* "Convoy to Canberra" Splinter Group.
* A man who lost his car named 'joel'
|width="50%"|
*AFP
* random old man in a mask
* some security guards
* a Deliveroo driver
|-
!colspan="2" style="text-align: center; background:#B0C4DE"|Commanders
|-
|width="50%"|
* Commander Joel of the Lost car
* Tami?
|width="50%"| <Classified>
|-
!colspan="2" style="text-align: center; background:#B0C4DE"|Strength
|-
|width="50%"| atleast eleventy hundred MCGs of people
|width="50%"|
* 30 AFP
* An empty canberra cener
|-
!colspan="2" style="text-align: center; background:#B0C4DE"|Casualties
|-
|width="50%"| Diginity.
|width="50%"| 0
|-
|}

The '''Battle of Glebe Park''' was a minor skirmish between a splinter group of the [[Convoy to Canberra]] known as the [[Cooked Crew]] and [[Fortress Canberra]] itself. Little did they know, that it was a crafty plan by the Peoples [[AFP]] to control their movements. The AFP were perplexed by their movements in the opening of the battle, largely due to the ability for the [[Cooked crew]] to get lost while walking in a straight line. Armed with the intelligence that they were dealing with idiots, the AFP simply pointed in a direction only to find that they could easily re-direct the hoard.

The Cooked Crew found themselves back in Glebe park seemingly forgetting that it was where they started before staging a sit in and claiming a pyrrhic victory.

At some point a perpetual car-loser named 'joel' became lost.

== Aftermath ==

Rumour has it [[Joel]] is still lost, haunting the halls of civic looking for [[Tami]] and complaining about a bit toungue.

[[Category:Battles]]
[[Category:Things Which Did Not Happen In 2022]]
[[Category:How Not To Be Seen]]

Battle of Glebe

2022-02-11T07:53:34Z

MightMoose:

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| colspan="2" |'''Date''': [[February|February 10]], [[2022]]
|-
| colspan="2" |'''Place''': Battle of Glebe
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| colspan="2" |'''Outcome''': ACT/Freedom Rally Armistice
|-
!colspan="2" style="text-align: center; background:#B0C4DE"|Beligerants
|-
|width="50%"|
* "Convoy to Canberra" Splinter Group.
* A man who lost his car named 'joel'
|width="50%"|
*AFP
* random old man in a mask
* some security guards
* a Deliveroo driver
|-
!colspan="2" style="text-align: center; background:#B0C4DE"|Commanders
|-
|width="50%"|
* Commander Joel of the Lost car
* Tami?
|width="50%"| <Classified>
|-
!colspan="2" style="text-align: center; background:#B0C4DE"|Strength
|-
|width="50%"| atleast eleventy hundred MCGs of people
|width="50%"|
* 30 AFP
* An empty canberra cener
|-
!colspan="2" style="text-align: center; background:#B0C4DE"|Casualties
|-
|width="50%"| 0
|width="50%"| Diginity.
|-
|}

The '''Battle of Glebe Park''' was a minor skirmish between a splinter group of the [[Convoy to Canberra]] known as the [[Cooked Crew]] and [[Fortress Canberra]] itself. Little did they know, that it was a crafty plan by the Peoples [[AFP]] to control their movements. The AFP were perplexed by their movements in the opening of the battle, largely due to the ability for the [[Cooked crew]] to get lost while walking in a straight line. Armed with the intelligence that they were dealing with idiots, the AFP simply pointed in a direction only to find that they could easily re-direct the hoard.

The Cooked Crew found themselves back in Glebe park seemingly forgetting that it was where they started before staging a sit in and claiming a pyrrhic victory.

At some point a perpetual car-loser named 'joel' became lost.

== Aftermath ==

Rumour has it [[Joel]] is still lost, haunting the halls of civic looking for [[Tami]] and complaining about a bit toungue.

[[Category:Battles]]
[[Category:Things Which Did Not Happen In 2022]]
[[Category:How Not To Be Seen]]

Battle of Glebe

2022-02-11T07:52:35Z

MightMoose:

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| colspan="2" |'''Date''': [[February|February 10]], [[2022]]
|-
| colspan="2" |'''Place''': Battle of Glebe
|-
| colspan="2" |'''Outcome''': ACT/Freedom Rally Armistice
|-
!colspan="2" style="text-align: center; background:#B0C4DE"|Beligerants
|-
|width="50%"|
* "Convoy to Canberra" Splinter Group.
* A man who lost his car named 'joel'
|width="50%"|
*AFP
* random old man in a mask
* some security guards
* a Deliveroo driver
|-
!colspan="2" style="text-align: center; background:#B0C4DE"|Commanders
|-
|width="50%"|
* Commander Joel of the Lost car
* Tami?
|width="50%"| <Classified>
|-
!colspan="2" style="text-align: center; background:#B0C4DE"|Strength
|-
|width="50%"| atleast eleventy hundred MCGs of people
|width="50%"|
* 30 AFP
* An empty canberra cener
|-
!colspan="2" style="text-align: center; background:#B0C4DE"|Casualties
|-
|width="50%"| 0
|width="50%"| Diginity.
|-
|}

The '''Battle of Glebe Park''' was a minor skirmish between a splinter group of the [[Convoy to Canberra]] known as the [[Cooked Crew]][ and [[Fortress Canberra]] itself. Little did they know, that it was a crafty plan by the Peoples [[AFP]] to control their movements. The AFP were perplexed by their movements in the opening of the battle, largely due to the ability for the [[Cooked crew]] to get lost while walking in a straight line. Armed with the intelligence that they were dealing with idiots, the AFP simply pointed in a direction only to find that they could easily re-direct the hoard.

The Cooked Crew found themselves back in Glebe park seemingly forgetting that it was where they started before staging a sit in and claiming a pyrrhic victory.

At some point a perpetual car-loser named 'joel' became lost.

== Aftermath ==

Rumour has it [[Joel]] is still lost, haunting the halls of civic looking for [[Tami]] and complaining about a bit toungue.

[[Category:Battles]]
[[Category:Things Which Did Not Happen In 2022]]
[[Category:How Not To Be Seen]]

Battle of Glebe

2022-02-11T07:51:14Z

MightMoose:

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!colspan="2" style="text-align: center; background:#B0C4DE"|Battle of Glebe
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|-
| colspan="2" |'''Date''': [[February|February 10]], [[2022]]
|-
| colspan="2" |'''Place''': Battle of Glebe
|-
| colspan="2" |'''Outcome''': ACT/Freedom Rally Armistice
|-
!colspan="2" style="text-align: center; background:#B0C4DE"|Beligerants
|-
|width="50%"|
* "Convoy to Canberra" Splinter Group.
* A man who lost his car named 'joel'
|width="50%"|
*AFP
* random old man in a mask
* some security guards
* a Deliveroo driver
|-
!colspan="2" style="text-align: center; background:#B0C4DE"|Commanders
|-
|width="50%"| Commander Joel of the Lost car, Tami?
|width="50%"| <Classified>
|-
!colspan="2" style="text-align: center; background:#B0C4DE"|Strength
|-
|width="50%"| atleast eleventy hundred MCGs of people
|width="50%"|
* 30 AFP
* An empty canberra cener
|-
!colspan="2" style="text-align: center; background:#B0C4DE"|Casualties
|-
|width="50%"| 0
|width="50%"| Diginity.
|-
|}

The '''Battle of Glebe Park''' was a minor skirmish between a splinter group of the [[Convoy to Canberra]] known as the [[Cooked Crew]][ and [[Fortress Canberra]] itself. Little did they know, that it was a crafty plan by the Peoples [[AFP]] to control their movements. The AFP were perplexed by their movements in the opening of the battle, largely due to the ability for the [[Cooked crew]] to get lost while walking in a straight line. Armed with the intelligence that they were dealing with idiots, the AFP simply pointed in a direction only to find that they could easily re-direct the hoard.

The Cooked Crew found themselves back in Glebe park seemingly forgetting that it was where they started before staging a sit in and claiming a pyrrhic victory.

At some point a perpetual car-loser named 'joel' became lost.

== Aftermath ==

Rumour has it [[Joel]] is still lost, haunting the halls of civic looking for [[Tami]] and complaining about a bit toungue.

[[Category:Battles]]
[[Category:Things Which Did Not Happen In 2022]
[[Category:How Not To Be Seen]]

Battle of Glebe

2022-02-11T07:43:58Z

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| colspan="2" |'''Date''': [[February|February 10]], [[2022]]
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| colspan="2" |'''Place''': Battle of Glebe
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| colspan="2" |'''Outcome''': ACT/Freedom Rally Armistice
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!colspan="2" style="text-align: center; background:#B0C4DE"|Beligerants
|-
|width="50%"|
* "Convoy to Canberra" Splinter Group.
* A man who lost his car named 'joel'
|width="50%"| AFP, random old man in a mask, some security guards, a Deliveroo driver
|-
!colspan="2" style="text-align: center; background:#B0C4DE"|Commanders
|-
|width="50%"| Commander Joel of the Lost car, Tami?
|width="50%"| <Classified>
|-
!colspan="2" style="text-align: center; background:#B0C4DE"|Strength
|-
|width="50%"| 23 men
|width="50%"| 3,074 Orcs, 1,637 so called 'men'
|-
!colspan="2" style="text-align: center; background:#B0C4DE"|Casualties
|-
|width="50%"| 16
|width="50%"| 2,500+
|-
|}

The '''Battle of Glebe Park''' was a minor skirmish between was a little known war between the British Army based in [[Rhodesia]] and a horde of Orc's who had laid claim to the area, known as 'Orc's Drift'. The British Army had conquered most of [[Africa]] and had annexed the main part of [[Rhodesia]], most we're happy about this, the leader of the Orc's, [[Saruman]], was not. [[Saruman]] threatened mob action against all non Orcs in the territory if the British didn't stop advancing.

The British now saw a chance to launch an invasion, claiming they were there to protect the non-Orcs. The British Army on the 22nd of [[January]] [[1879]] sent a small band of 30 men into Orc's Drift. Sadly, 7 of the 30 left the party after misinterpreting a passage from the [[Bible]], exactly what passage it was, we're not sure, maybe John 13. The 23 remaining trooper headed to the heartland of [Orc's Drift and set up camp at a local English style bar named 'Gallagher's'. After spending nearly 30 minutes inside, Platoon Commander, Lord Snooty, spotted an Orc patrol coming in their direction. The troops quickly finished their tea and cucumber sandwiches and manned the ramparts outside.

[[Category:Battles]]
[[Category:Things Which Did Not Happen In 2022]
[[Category:How Not To Be Seen]]

Riccardo Bosi

2022-02-11T07:30:28Z

MightMoose:

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:BOSI.png]]
| age = 69
| gender = Male Conforming
| location = Sydney, Australia
| occupation = Little Dictator, Soldier of fortune
| height = 6'9"
| weight = 69kg
| affiliations = unknown
| aliases = Il Douche, Riccardo Bosilini
| instagram = idk
| facebook = idk
| telegram = idk
}}
Riccardo Bosi, also known as Il Douche/Wish.Com Saddam/Reject Shop Gaddaffi and Craptain cooker; is a prolific author, used car salesman and motivational speaker, from Sydney, Australia. He spent 24 years in the army 'protecting sickos'.
[[File:Greatness-awaits-you.jpg|thumb|left|The tome of infinite wisdom]]
{{Quote
|GET THAT NUMBER TATTED ON YOUR FORRID! 5 MILLION PEOPLE! Sydney, Melbourne, get off your tails and do some work. Get down here! 5 Million people... This is a moment in history. If we FUCK THIS, WE LOSE! DO YOU UNDERSTAND??! THIS IS OUR TIME, WE EITHER WIN OR LOSE. THOSE BASTARDS UP THERE ARE ALREADY KILLING OUR KIDS! WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY HAVE IN STORE FOR US NEXT?
|Riccardo Bosi|Outside Parliament House [[Blood Libel|relevant conspiracy - blood libel]]
}}
{{Quote
|They wanna make - a baby does not get personhood until they are two years old. Up until that point you can fuck em, you can kill em, you can take body parts out. Ask your mates Kelly and Palmer what the FUCK they're gonna do about that.
|Riccardo Bosi|[https://twitter.com/i/status/1490933388605153283 Video] [[Blood Libel|relevant conspiracy - blood libel]]
}}
==[[Battle of EPIC]]==
Bosi is currently involved in a leadership struggle against Camp Cooker LARPer-in-Chief, Admiral (ret) [[Graham Hood]]. Drone swarms, under the command of Admiral Hood, have allegedly conducted flyovers of Camp Cooker during Bosi's morning briefings, in order to gather intelligence. They have not been successful.

Unmarked vehicles, equipped with radiation weapons, have also been sighted near the front of Camp Cooker. It is not known whether they are acting under the orders of Admiral Hood.

==Diet==
[[File:RICEANDONIONS.png|thumb|left|The breakfast of champions]]
Bosi's diet consists entirely of RICE AND ONIONS.

==Antics==
[https://twitter.com/AltMediaWatch/status/1491631866734333953 Video of Bosi advocating to hang ASIO employees.]

==Political influence==
* Inspired by former Italian Prime Minister [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benito_Mussolini Benito Mussolini] and former American General [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Flynn|Michael Flynn].
* Despite being the darling of the FreeDumb movement, Bosi's A1 party remains unable to gather the requisite 1,500 qualified party members to support the party's registration with [https://www.aec.gov.au/parties_and_representatives/party_registration/ AEC], allegedly due to the party members failing to pass the standard [https://www.workingwithchildren.vic.gov.au/#:~:text=The%20Working%20with%20Children%20Check,from%20sexual%20or%20physical%20harm. "Working with Children"] checks.
* Bosi is running on the "Save the Children" platform popular among the FreeDumb movement. One of Bosi's election promise is to ban neo-natal abortion, an aggressive proposal that his key political rival [https://uap-craigkelly.com.au/ UAP Craig Kelly] is too chicken shit to support.

==Fashion Choices==
* Bosi wears his unmarked camo as his preferred fashion choice. He is definitely not LARPing.
* Bosi refuses to attach any badges or insignia on his camo (including the Australian flag one), because he regularly wears these camos as PJs and the pins hurt him when he sleeps.