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Danny Searle

2024-02-24T06:28:21Z

Notsoevilsteve:

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:Dannyboy.jpg]]
| age = 92
| gender = Pleiadian
| location = Brisbane, Australia
| occupation = Crystal ball fondler
| height = 5'5"
| weight = 69kg
| affiliations = Twitch
| aliases = Fuckknuckle, Hot Stepper
| instagram = https://www.instagram.com/danny.searle.in.exile
| facebook = https://www.facebook.com/danny.searle.92
| telegram = https://t.me/dannysearle1
| website = https://dannysearle.com
}}

[[File:Chakras.png|thumb|left|Open your third eye, sheeple!]]

Danny Searle is a cooker, sov cit, and "spiritual pyschologist" from Brisbane, Australia.

==About Danny==

Danny claims to have discovered psychic abilities at the age of 6, and has worked as a tarot reader and meditation instructor. He alleges to have gone through several out of body experiences that revealed to him "the intricacies of the spirit world".

Despite these resounding professional qualifications, he seems unsure as to why normal people don't take him seriously.

==Cooker Activities==

Danny has written a couple of books, that at least 3 people appear to have bought on Amazon. His website claims that parts III, IV, and V of his thrilling "Truth Chronicles" series would be coming late 2016, 2017, and 2018 respectively, but it appears as if he got as bored with his own drivel as the rest of us and just gave up on writing altogether.

Danny has also been posting complete nonsense to YouTube for over a decade now, under the channel [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYkCk80JiaQfJaiYIdp9KTQ|"Path To Ascension"] this channel has largely been ignored by mostly everyone, garnering a very underwhelming 40k subscribers. Socialblade estimates put the income generated by this channel at somewhere in the range of $11-$176 per year.

In addition to all this, Danny can typically be found rambling about the NWO and communist government cabals on his Instagram live feeds.

Like many other cookers, despite calling everyone who opposes his viewpoints "communist", he has recently been seen jumping on various pro-Russian bandwagons in relation to the unprovoked invasion of Ukraine, and subsequently, regurgitating nonsense from extra cooked fucks like [[Simeon the Russian Operative Boikov]]

== Soundbites ==
{{Quote
| They're absolutely correct, I am a cooker![[File:I am a cooker.mp3]]
|Danny| Indeed you are.
}}

== Died Suddenly ==

it was reported that Danny had "Died Suddenly" in late Feb 2023. IG influencers are already postulating this was the result of Danny either having too many or not enough Covid-19 vaccinations.

Discussions are underway to include an entry in the Forest Of The Fallen as a tribute to his multi-year tele-psycho-uber_select-kinesis [https://dannysearle.com|"super grift"]

Main Page

2022-11-29T10:21:31Z

Notsoevilsteve: add link to Mission2Melbourne

{{#description2:Cookerpedia documents the activities and individuals in Australia who are cookers. We track anti-semites, sovereign citizens, and far-right lunatics.}}
=== Welcome to Cookerpedia! ===

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Cookerpedia documents the activities of individuals in Australia who are [[Cooker|cookers]].
Cookers consist of people who believe a wide range of conspiracy theories, whether mainstream or fringe.
[[File:pentagramas.gif|thumb|THE SATANTIC CABAL OF GLOBALIST GOVERNENMT AKA THE AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION]]
[[File:Freemason illuminati wtc ani.gif|left|9/11 AKA CIA FLASE FLAG TO MAKE NEW WORLD ORDER! GLOBALIST Agenda!]]

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==Resources for finding cookers==
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===On Cookerpedia===
[[Main_Page#Cooker hall of fame|Cooker hall of fame]]
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[[:Category:Cookers|Our current database of Cookers]]<br/>
[[:Category:Cooker SuperSpreader Events|Cooker SuperSpreader Events]]<br/>
[[:Category:Cooker Grifts|Cooker Grifts]]<br/>
[[:Category:Conspiracies|Cooker Conspiracies]]<br/>
[[:Category:Utensils of War|Utensils of War]]<br/>

===IRL===
You can find cookers in your local park harassing innocent people for wearing masks, blocking up your roads with trucks, or in your local public toilet, bumping coke or shooting up ice.
Cookers also reside in the digital realm, in the echo chambers of Telegram, Zello, Facebook, ChristianMingle.com, Twitter, Gab, Rumble, and the list goes on.
This, of course, has caused their miasma to infect platforms where most sane people also reside.
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==Recent cooker events==
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===2022===
====February====
* Convoy to Canberra really heated up (the meth pipes). The convoy saw all flavors of cookers to come to Canberra, including sovereign citizens, anti-vaxxers, tin-foil hat wearers, and right-wing nut jobs. They protested the government for a variety of idiotic fucking reasons for example: vaccines, masks, pedophile cabal in the government, treason of the government because it's a corporation or some shit, chemtrails, globalism, global banking cabal, and so on and so fucking forth.
* On Friday 11th, around 5:30pm, a large influx of cookers from across the country arrived in Camp Cooked to prepare for protests scheduled for the weekend.
** ACT Police blocked off roads leading into the [[Camp EPIC|EPIC Campground]] to slow their entry.
** WILL THEY EVER REACH 5 MILLION PROTESTORS? WHO KNOWS?
** The density of unintelligence in the universe has been identified as the [[Camp EPIC|EPIC Campground]] at this very time.
* The Cookers have scheduled an early morning meeting for Saturday 12th at 9am, and to wake up early enough, would need to drink half the number of beers the night before.
** This is apparently named [[Operation Sovereign Storm]]
* THE CAMP IS FULL!!!!! THE ROADS ARE BACKED UP DUE TO EXCESS COOKERS. LOL
* A LARGE MOB IS FORMING NEAR THE POLICE WHO ARE BLOCKING THE ENTRANCE OF EPIC.
* SOMEHOW THE GATES HAVE BEEN RE OPENED AND MORE COOKERS CAN COME IN.
* [[File:Gatesclosedcunts.png|thumb|none|HUGE MOB OF IGNORANT COOKERS]]
* Unsure that the cookers will get enough sleep or sobriety for a 9am start
* Saturday 12th: A mass of cookers are down at parliament house currently. Police have assembled and have deployed LRAD in case they need to brown note the protestors, and have also provisioned vaccine impregnated pepper balls.
** Some stupid fucking Canadian cunt is talking right now via a pre-recorded speech. No one asked. Foreign interference much?
** HAHAHAHAH GROUPS OF COOKERS ARE LEAVING AFTER ALL TALK NO ACTION
** Streams are crashing, we presume the AFP have shut down cell towers and deployed stingrays xD
* After the failure of [[Operation Sovereign Storm]], the new sovereign nation of [[Cookertown_Declaration|Cookertown was declared]], with supporters emptying their pockets.
* Sunday 13th:
** [https://twitter.com/CelerySorbet/status/1492488561933062150 Deep undercover leftist intel] has revealed that a small group of cookers (FREEMASON???? ILLUMINATI?!@#!!@#) are planned to lock everyone in at EPIC Camp to prevent it being vacated, this sounds like [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonestown JONESTOWN].
** The camp has been vacated. Only a few stragglers remain. The camp is dead. Big success lol
* Monday 21st:
** BREAKING: DUE TO THE COMPLETE AND UTTER FAILURE OF THE PROTETS IN CANBERRA, THE FREEDOM PROTEST HAVE UPDATED THEIR SLOGAN TOO "THE PEOPLE- RETREATED, WEVE BEEN FUCKING DEFEATED"

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====January====
* Sov-shit group "Velvet Revolution" (way to appropriate, fuckwits), assembled squads of people to LARP as "common-law sherrifs" and serve arrest warrants for members of the Australian government. This of course failed, because the government doesn't operate under maritime law, and cookers are bat shit insane.

==Cooker hall of fame==
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<table style="border: 1px solid #fc3;margin: 4px 10%;border-collapse: collapse;background-color: #f8f9fa;box-sizing: border-box;"><tr><td class="mbox-image" style="border: none;padding: 2px 0 2px 0.9em;text-align: center;">
[[File:40px-Ambox_warning_yellow.svg.png]]</td><td class="mbox-text" style="text-align: left;border: none;padding: 0.25em 0.9em;width: 100%;">WARNING LONG TERM COOKER EXPOSURE is known to the State of California to cause long term health effects!</td></tr></table>
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File:Balogh.jpg|thumb|[[Derek Balogh]]|link=Derek Balogh
File:Yarrrrrr.jpg|thumb|[[A Crappy Pirate|Yarrrrrrr]]|link=A Crappy Pirate
File:ROMEO.png|thumb|[[Romeo Georges|Loose Unit Romeo Georges]]|link=Romeo Georges
File:GABE.png|thumb|[[Gabe|Gabe the Eggman, Doctor Robotnik's lovechild]]|link=Gabe
File:GURU.jpg|thumb|[[David_%27Kanga_Guru%27_Graham|David "Kanga Guru" Graham]]|link=David Graham
File:BOSI.png|thumb|[[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi AKA Il Douche / Budget Colonel Gaddafi / Saddam Insane]]|link=Riccardo Bosi
File:TAMI.png|thumb|[[Tami Jane|Tami Jane AKA Shit Hat]]|link=Tami Jane
File:IRONBARK.png|thumb|[[James Greer|Go fund yourself]]|link=James Greer
File:Joel.png|thumb|[[Joel Gilmour|Joel Gilmour AKA Dude Where's my car?]]|link=Joel Gilmour
File:AdmiralHood.jpg|thumb|[[Graham Hood|Admiral Hood / Porn Addict]]|link=Graham Hood
File:JANAYA.jpg|thumb|[[Janaya Markwell|Rollerskate Girl]]|link=Janaya Markwell
File:Peter.jpg|thumb|[[Peter Little|Peter Little (not the actual, REAL lawyer)]]|link=Peter Little
File:Monica.jpg|thumb|[[Monica Shit|Monica Smit / Grift Queen]]|link=Monica Shit
File:HarrisonGraphicProfile.png|thumb|[[Harrison McLean|Harrison McLean / Cheerleader]]|link=Harrison McLean
File:Burge.PNG|thumb|[[Anthony Burge|Anthony Burge / Meth-Head]]|link=Anthony Burge
File:pixelbeard.jpg|thumb|[[Tony|Tony Pixelbeard]]|link=Tony
File:Dannyboy.jpg|thumb|[[Danny Searle|Danny Searle]]|link=Danny Searle
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==Motorised Assets (Technicals and other)==

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File:Cookerforce-1-front.PNG|thumb|[[Cookerforce_1|Cookerforce 1]]|link=Cookerforce_1
File:Zeus.PNG|thumb|[[Zeus|ImpoundForce-1]]|link=Zeus
File:battlebarina.png|thumb|[[Battle-barina|Tactical Assault Barina]]|link=Battle-barina
File:carpark.jpg|thumb|Joel's car
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==Conventional, Advanced and Psychological Weapons==
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File:Classified-information.png|[[Hotplate-1|Directed Energy Weapons]]|link=Hotplate-1
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==Cooker warfare==
===Incursions===
* [[Mission2melbourne]] - the penultimate battle in the War to take. back. Melbourne.
* [[Operation Sovereign Storm]] - A war against every sane person in Canberra.
* [[Battle of Cookerpedia]] - Attempted defacement of a beloved public institution
===Civil wars===
* [[Battle of EPIC]] - A power struggle between top-level cookers [[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi]] and [[Graham Hood|Hoody]].

==New world order==
Unlawful alterations to the Constitution Of The Australian Commonwealth Act,
Fearmongering, Brainwashing, Constant Shutdowns of State Borders, Shutdowns of
Businesses leaving every man and woman not knowing where their family’s next meal
will come from or how they will pay their mortgage or business loans.
Forcing Mandatory Vaccinations, Forcing Mandatory Vaccine Passports, Forcing
NO JAB - NO JOB and causing a magnitude of Panic, Stress, Anxiety, Depression and
Suicides. Banning of family visits within Nursing Homes, Vaccinating our children
without parental consent which has caused these breaches of the peace; just to name a
few.
Arrest all Politicians, Judges and State Governors.
* To Restore our Constitution Of The Australian Commonwealth Act.
* To Remove the Private Corporate Government Sitting Members from our
Parliaments and Council Chambers.
* To Reinstate a New Government for the Commonwealth Of Australia
under our Constitution Of The Australian Commonwealth Act of
Independent Candidates ONLY by way of ONE PERSON, ONE VOTE
ONLY for ONE Independent Candidate as it states in our Constitution of
the Australian Commonwealth Act 1900 UK
Section 76. “Each Elector Shall Vote ONLY ONCE!
[[File:New 911.gif|thumb|They knew!!! ABSOLUTE TYRANNY]]
[[File:Takeover banner.gif|thumb|governemnt police state! THIS IS HAPPENING Australia.,..,]]
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Sideshow

2022-08-14T10:12:00Z

Notsoevilsteve: oopsie

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:sideshow-dramatic-1.jpg]]
| age = 33
| gender = whitefella in a whiteman's body
| location = Watson, ACT
| height = 5'11"
| weight = 80kg, soaking wet
| affiliations = Camp Muckadda, Federation Mall Carpark Camp Froidom 1,2 & 3. People's Palletwrap parliament 1-3, 5-7, 9, 11-15
| aliases = Shitshow, I Thought You Left
| Youtube = https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0O3vzqHVg4iYoOsBfm3YgQ
| Bitch Ute = https://www.bitchute.com/channel/4PEtA2ZbvbwK/
| Odysee (Livestreams) = https://odysee.com/@NEWSAUSTRALIA:8
| IMDB = https://www.imdb.com/name/nm5978732/
}}

<span style="color: black; text-decoration: bold;"> Philip "Sideshow" Meddows is a Canberra based (extremely based) cooker, actor, film director and sometime Menulog Driver. </span>

== Sideshow ==

[[File:Sideshow-Holmes.png|thumb|left|250px|Elementary my dear Shitshow]]
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[[File:Sideshow-assault-stack.png|thumb|left|250px|Come with me if you want to live]]

== Beliefs ==

He is at one with nature, and despite being the whitest white men you know, feels he is at heart, a blakfella. He can walk with the animals, talk with the animals, Grunt and squeak and squawk with the animals, and they can talk to him. Animal behaviourists generally think they echo the sentiments of his fellow protestors (see below).

==Criminal Charges==

Despite his best efforts, including being a part of the team that ran interference while the Trillionsworth set fire to the doors of OPH in December 2021, Sideshow has not yet been arrested.

== Departure / Return ==

Look, as detailed as our records are, even we've lost count of how many times he's left and comeback. Cooker watchers are often heard to greet his re-appearance on stream with "oh, look, Sideshow's back", and is most often greeted with either a "oh why don't you fuck off" or a "didn't you leave?" by his fellow protestors. Once Sideshow has completed a secret, known only to him, ancient aboriginal cleansing ceremony to remove the bad energy and hostile intentions from a campsite once and for all, the clock starts ticking until the bad energy and hostile intentions get too much, and he decides yet again to leave for the good of the movement.

Sideshow

2022-08-14T10:11:15Z

Notsoevilsteve: light editing pass.

Sideshow

2022-08-14T08:42:07Z

Notsoevilsteve:

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:sideshow-dramatic-1.jpg]]
| age = 33
| gender = whitefella in a whiteman's body
| location = Watson, ACT
| height = 5'11"
| weight = 80kg, soaking wet
| affiliations = Camp Muckadda, Federation Mall Carpark Camp Froidom 1,2 & 3. People's Palletwrap parliament 1-3, 5-7, 9, 11-15
| aliases = Shitshow, I Thought You Left
| Youtube = https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0O3vzqHVg4iYoOsBfm3YgQ
| Bitch Ute = https://www.bitchute.com/channel/4PEtA2ZbvbwK/
| Odysee (Livestreams) = https://odysee.com/@NEWSAUSTRALIA:8
| IMDB = https://www.imdb.com/name/nm5978732/
}}

<span style="color: black; text-decoration: bold;"> Philip "Sideshow" Meddows is a Canberra based (extremely based) cooker and sometime Menulog Driver. </span>

== Sideshow ==

[[File:Sideshow-Holmes.png|thumb|left|250px|Elementary my dear Shitshow]]
<br>
[[File:Sideshow-assault-stack.png|thumb|left|250px|Come with me if you want to live]]

== Beliefs ==

He is at one with nature, and despite being the whitest white men you know, feels he is at heart, a blakfella.

==Criminal Charges==

Despite his best efforts, including being a part of the team that ran interference while the Trillionsworth set fire to the doors of OPH in December 2021, Sideshow has not yet been arrested.

== Departure / Return ==

Look, we've lost count of how many times he's left and comeback. Cooker watchers are often heard to greet his re-appearance on stream with "oh, look, Sideshow's back", and is most often greeted with either a "oh why don't you fuck off" or a "didn't you leave" by his fellow protestors. Once Sideshow has completed an aboriginal cleansing ceremony to remove the bad energy and hostile intentions from a campsite once and for all, the clock starts ticking until he decides yet again, to leave due to bad energy and hostile intentions.

Sideshow

2022-08-14T08:18:00Z

Notsoevilsteve:

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:sideshow-dramatic-1.jpg]]
| age = 33
| gender = whitefella in a whiteman's body
| location = Watson, ACT
| height = 5'11"
| weight = 80kg, soaking wet
| affiliations = Camp Muckadda, Federation Mall Carpark Camp Froidom 1,2 & 3. People's Palletwrap parliament 1-3, 5-7, 9, 11-15
| aliases = Shitshow, I Thought You Left
| Youtube = https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0O3vzqHVg4iYoOsBfm3YgQ
| Bitch Ute = https://www.bitchute.com/channel/4PEtA2ZbvbwK/
| Odysee (Livestreams) = https://odysee.com/@NEWSAUSTRALIA:8
| IMDB = https://www.imdb.com/name/nm5978732/
}}

<span style="color: black; text-decoration: bold;"> Philip "Sideshow" Meddows is a Canberra based (extremely based) cooker and sometime Menulog Driver. </span>

== Sideshow ==

[[File:Sideshow-Holmes.png|thumb|left|250px|Elementary my dear Shitshow]]
<br>
[[File:Sideshow-assault-stack.png|thumb|left|250px|Come with me if you want to live]]

== Beliefs ==

He is at one with nature, and despite being the whitest white men you know, feels he is at heart, a blakfella.

==Criminal Charges==

Despite his best efforts, including being a part of the team that ran interference while the Trillionsworth set fire to the doors of OPH in December 2021, Sideshow has not yet been arrested.

== Departure / Return ==

Look, we've lost count of how many times he's left and comeback. Cooker watchers are often heard to greet his re-appearance on stream with "oh, look, Sideshow's back", and is most often greeted with "didn't you leave" by his fellow protestors. Once Sideshow has completed an aboriginal cleansing ceremony to remove the bad energy and hostile intentions from a campsite once and for all, the clock starts ticking until he decides yet again, to leave due to bad energy and hostile intentions.

Sideshow

2022-08-14T08:08:49Z

Notsoevilsteve: Created page with "Category:Cookers {{CookerInfoBox | image = File:sideshow-dramatic-1.jpg | age = 33 | gender = whitefella in a whiteman's body | location = Watson, ACT | height = 5'11" | weight = 80kg, soaking wet | affiliations = Camp Muckadda, Federation Mall Carpark Camp Froidom 1,2 & 3. People's Palletwrap parliament 1-3, 5-7, 9, 11-15 | aliases = Shitshow, I Thought You Left | Youtube = https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0O3vzqHVg4iYoOsBfm3YgQ | Bitch Ute..."

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:sideshow-dramatic-1.jpg]]
| age = 33
| gender = whitefella in a whiteman's body
| location = Watson, ACT
| height = 5'11"
| weight = 80kg, soaking wet
| affiliations = Camp Muckadda, Federation Mall Carpark Camp Froidom 1,2 & 3. People's Palletwrap parliament 1-3, 5-7, 9, 11-15
| aliases = Shitshow, I Thought You Left
| Youtube = https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0O3vzqHVg4iYoOsBfm3YgQ
| Bitch Ute = https://www.bitchute.com/channel/4PEtA2ZbvbwK/
| Odysee (Livestreams) = https://odysee.com/@NEWSAUSTRALIA:8
| IMDB = https://www.imdb.com/name/nm5978732/
}}

<span style="color: black; text-decoration: bold;"> Philip "Sideshow" Meddows is a Canberra based (extremely based) cooker. </span>

== Sideshow ==

[[File:Sideshow-Holmes.png|thumb|left|250px|Elementary my dear Shitshow]]
<br>
[[File:Sideshow-assault-stack.png|thumb|left|250px|Come with me if you want to live]]

== Beliefs ==

He is at one with nature, and despite being the whitest white men you know, feels he is at heart, a blakfella.

==Criminal Charges==

Despite his best efforts, including being a part of the team that ran interference while the Trillionsworth set fire to the doors of OPH in December 2021, Sideshow has not yet been arrested.

== Departure / Return ==

Look, we've lost count of how many times he's left and comeback. Cooker watchers are often heard to greet his re-appearance on stream with "oh, look, Sideshow's back", and is most often greeted with "didn't you leave". Once Sideshow has completed an aboriginal cleansing ceremony to remove the bad energy and hostile intentions from a campsite once and for all, the clock starts ticking until he decides yet again, to leave due to bad energy and hostile intentions.

File:Sideshow-assault-stack.png

2022-08-14T07:59:29Z

Notsoevilsteve: Come with me if you want to live Mr Kelly

== Summary ==
Come with me if you want to live Mr Kelly

File:Sideshow-Holmes.png

2022-08-14T07:49:31Z

Notsoevilsteve: Elementary my dear Shitshow

== Summary ==
Elementary my dear Shitshow

File:Sideshow-dramatic-1.jpg

2022-08-14T07:47:43Z

Notsoevilsteve: Sideshow portfolio headshot

== Summary ==
Sideshow portfolio headshot

Zeus

2022-02-20T02:05:16Z

Notsoevilsteve:

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{Vehicle
| image = [[File:Zeus.PNG]]
| Type = Main Battle Wank
| Place of Origin = Cookerstan
| In Service = Unknown - 'present'
| Used By = Cookers
| Wars = [[Canberra Siege]]
| Mass = 6540kg Tare weight
16 tonnes GVM

30 tonnes of Ego
| length = 6m
| width = 2.2m (approx)
| Crew = 5 cookers (Internal)
20 cookers (hanging on for dear life)
| Armor = Matte black paint
| Main Armament = Empty Emu Export Cans

Empty Monster energy drink Cans

Body odour

Cringe

Any cookers who fall off
| Engine = Fully-sick straight-6 bruz
| Power/Weight =
| Transmission = clapped out
| Suspension = Raised beyond logic
| Ground clearance = 3 cooker kids high
| Fuel capacity = 300 litres
| Operational range = 642m before new driver and side window is required
| Maximum speed = 250km/h (down a hill)

}}

The ''B1 Zeus'' Main battle wank (a.k.a. Impound Force 1) is a first generation Cooker battle vehicle designed by cookers and built off a 1998 Freightliner FL80. It was heavily modified into a cookercab pickup (because a regular ute just isn't big enough to compensate for the owners.. shortcomings), with a lift-kit and the load tub off a Ford F350/450 dually pickup truck, painted matte black with large air horns and plastered with Tactical flags and cooker slogans in fluoro colours.

It was developed as a prototype for the soon to be created micro-nation of Cooktopia as their primary method of combating the fascist pedophile mason satanic cabal and replacing it with their own fascist pedophile mason satanic cabal.

[[file:Zeus-side-1.png|600px]]
<br/>'''Image''': Built off a 1998 Freightliner FL80 (likely originally a fire truck), Zeus employs a number of standard field-approved modifications, such as twin "Look at me, I'm an idiot and I'm about to do something stupid" train horns, twin-overhead grease nipples, chrome plated foxtail on the antenna, a dash mounted flower vase and an up-cycled F-truck tub from a local buy-nothing group.
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[[file:Zeus3.jpg|600px]]
<br/>'''Image''': Zeus on its way to assault police and deafen the neighbours.
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[[file:Zeus-refuelling-drogue.png|600px]]
<br/>'''Image''': recently declassified imagery of the in-flight refueling system drogue in action.
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==Impact on protest actions==

The driver of ZEUS-1 quickly experienced the "find out" phase of the "fuck around, find out" ethos.
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<youtube>i3vlwHO4yiE</youtube>

James Greer

2022-02-20T01:45:36Z

Notsoevilsteve:

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:IRONBARK.png]]
| age = 45
| gender = Male Conforming
| location = Western Australia
| occupation = GoFundMe Enthusiast, former ADF member, sovcit CPO
| height = 4'1"
| weight = 50kg
| affiliations = unknown
| aliases = Ironbark Thunderbolt
| instagram = idk
| facebook = idk
| telegram = idk
}}
James (Jim) Greer is a doomsday prepper, GoFundMe grifter, and sovcit cooker, from Western Australia.
[[File:ironblaster.jpg|thumb|left|Nothing suss.]]

==Convoy to Canberra==
* According to SovCit lore, Jim and his mate [[Ryan Harder]] (who is from Melbourne) discussed and organized an impromptu truckie convoy to Canberra on the 26th of January 2022 via Telegram.
* Jim and Ryan discussed created a telegram group initially called Truckie Convoy to Canberra.
* The telegram group grew exponentially from 300 members at the end of the first day to nearly 30,000 members within the course of just one week. (Note: Much of the growth in members were believed to be unsuspecting Canadians supporting their own Truckers to Canberra.)
* Although the movement gained much traction among the cookers, the movement failed to convince any if at all any actual Truckies to participate in the convoy... because you know... it is stupid.
* As a result of the tepid responds from actual truckies, the movement changed its name from "Truckies Convoy to Canberra" to "2022 Convoy to Canberra" to better reflect the movement.
* Fun Fact: Jim Greer's truck is not actually a truck. It was actually [https://www.watoday.com.au/national/western-australia/apocalypse-now-survivalist-prepares-to-bug-out-before-pandemic-hits-20200303-p546f4.html his mobile home] modified from an old army truck.
* It is also speculated that Jim decided to drive all the way from WA to Canberra to run away from his wife and kids and avoid paying child support. But this allegation was never confirmed nor denied by any party.

==GoFundMe activities==
In late January, James organised a GoFundMe campaign under the pseudonym of IRONBARK THUNDERBOLT, in an attempt to grift fellow cookers out of petrol/meth money for his journey to Canberra.
The cookers shared it far and wide, amassing around $160,000 in support, only for GoFundMe to freeze the account, and subsequently cancel it after his run in with the law.

==Jamestown fundraiser ==
* After the gfm grift money were returned to senders, Jim and [[David Graham |the Guru]] started a new grift, this time cash only. See [[The Great Convoy2Canberra Hiest]]
* During the [[Cookertown Declaration]], Jim announced that he is now collecting [https://twitter.com/lizardhumanoid/status/1492404856346537985?s=21 donations to buy a new property] and establish their own sovereign state if the police is kicking them out of Camp EPIC. He hasn't been heard from since.

==Run ins with the law==
James allegedly thought it'd be absolutely grand to allegedly bring along his pet, unlicensed, sawn off rifle along with 124 rounds of ammunition to Canberra's parliamentary circle.
Greer's unroadworthy vehicle was searched by Canberra police, and they discovered the illegal item and subsequently charged him with unauthorised possession of a prohibited firearm, and possession of ammunition.

==Participation in Protest Activites==
Following the release of Greer on bail, and in a stunning demonstration of solidarity, the combined forces of the cooker empire organised a solid 10 days of protest action, cookerdoofs, open mic nights, Cooker karaoke and baptisms on the immaculately maintained lawns of the Supreme Satanistic Temple of Pedophelia (AKA Australian Parliament House). However, as one of the conditions of bail was that Greer not enter the Parliamentary Triangle precint, he was not able to particpiate in any of the protest activites he travelled across Australia to lead. Eventually, after sitting in camp and thinking about what he'd done, Greer organised his own protest march to the Australian War Memorial to allow him to finally, actually, protest something. However, after the speeches ended, everyone realised the real action was happening at the stage at Parliament House, and headed off to party with the cool kids.

[[File:Greer-march.png|300px|thumb|left| everyone can go to my party but me ]]

File:Greer-march.png

2022-02-20T01:34:55Z

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2022-02-15T05:55:20Z

Notsoevilsteve: /* Convention, Advanced and Psychological Weapons */ more deeds and titles donna

{{#description2:Cookerpedia documents the activities and individuals in Australia who are cookers. We track anti-semites, sovereign citizens, and far-right lunatics.}}
=== Welcome to Cookerpedia! ===

[[File:Visitors.gif]]
[[File:Australia.gif]]

Cookerpedia documents the activities and individuals in Australia who are [[Cooker|cookers]].
Cookers consist of people who believe a wide range of conspiracy theories, whether mainstream or fringe.
[[File:pentagramas.gif|thumb|THE SATANTIC CABAL OF GLOBALIST GOVERNENMT AKA THE AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION]]
[[File:Freemason illuminati wtc ani.gif|thumb|9/11 AKA CIA FLASE FLAG TO MAKE NEW WORLD ORDER! GLOBALIST Agenda!]]
[[File:divider1.gif|center]]

==Resources for finding cookers==
===On Cookerpedia===
[[File:Cooltext404305459492882.gif|link=Category:Cookers]]
[[:Category:Cookers|Our current database of Cookers]]
<br/>
[[Main_Page#Cooker hall of fame|Cooker hall of fame]]
<br/>
<br/>
===IRL===
You can find cookers in your local park harassing innocent people for wearing masks, blocking up your roads with trucks, or in your local public toilet, bumping coke or shooting up ice.
Cookers also reside in the digital realm, in the echo chambers of Telegram, Zello, Facebook, ChristianMingle.com, Twitter, Gab, Rumble, and the list goes on.
This, of course, has caused their miasma to infect platforms where most sane people also reside.
[[File:fire_bar1.gif|center]]

==Recent cooker events==
[[File:Australia-01.gif]]

===2022===
====February====
* Convoy to Canberra really heated up (the meth pipes). The convoy saw all flavors of cookers to come to Canberra, including sovereign citizens, anti-vaxxers, tin-foil hat wearers, and right-wing nut jobs. They protested the government for a variety of idiotic fucking reasons for example: vaccines, masks, pedophile cabal in the government, treason of the government because it's a corporation or some shit, chemtrails, globalism, global banking cabal, and so on and so fucking forth.
* On Friday 11th, around 5:30pm, a large influx of cookers from across the country arrived in Camp Cooked to prepare for protests scheduled for the weekend.
** ACT Police blocked off roads leading into the [[Camp EPIC|EPIC Campground]] to slow their entry.
** WILL THEY EVER REACH 5 MILLION PROTESTORS? WHO KNOWS?
** The density of unintelligence in the universe has been identified as the [[Camp EPIC|EPIC Campground]] at this very time.
* The Cookers have scheduled an early morning meeting for Saturday 12th at 9am, and to wake up early enough, would need to drink half the number of beers the night before.
** This is apparently named [[Operation Sovereign Storm]]
* THE CAMP IS FULL!!!!! THE ROADS ARE BACKED UP DUE TO EXCESS COOKERS. LOL
* A LARGE MOB IS FORMING NEAR THE POLICE WHO ARE BLOCKING THE ENTRANCE OF EPIC.
* SOMEHOW THE GATES HAVE BEEN RE OPENED AND MORE COOKERS CAN COME IN.
* [[File:Gatesclosedcunts.png|thumb|none|HUGE MOB OF IGNORANT COOKERS]]
* Unsure that the cookers will get enough sleep or sobriety for a 9am start
* Saturday 12th: A mass of cookers are down at parliament house currently. Police have assembled and have deployed LRAD in case they need to brown note the protestors, and have also provisioned vaccine impregnated pepper balls.
** Some stupid fucking Canadian cunt is talking right now via a pre-recorded speech. No one asked. Foreign interference much?
** HAHAHAHAH GROUPS OF COOKERS ARE LEAVING AFTER ALL TALK NO ACTION
** Streams are crashing, we presume the AFP have shut down cell towers and deployed stingrays xD
* After the failure of [[Operation Sovereign Storm]], the new sovereign nation of [[Cookertown_Declaration|Cookertown was declared]], with supporters emptying their pockets.
* Sunday 13th:
** [https://twitter.com/CelerySorbet/status/1492488561933062150 Deep undercover leftist intel] has revealed that a small group of cookers (FREEMASON???? ILLUMINATI?!@#!!@#) are planned to lock everyone in at EPIC Camp to prevent it being vacated, this sounds like [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonestown JONESTOWN].
** The camp has been vacated. Only a few stragglers remain. The camp is dead. Big success lol

====January====
* Sov-shit group "Velvet Revolution" (way to appropriate, fuckwits), assembled squads of people to LARP as "common-law sherrifs" and serve arrest warrants for members of the Australian government. This of course failed, because the government doesn't operate under maritime law, and cookers are bat shit insane.

==Cooker hall of fame==
<br/>
<table style="border: 1px solid #fc3;margin: 4px 10%;border-collapse: collapse;background-color: #f8f9fa;box-sizing: border-box;"><tr><td class="mbox-image" style="border: none;padding: 2px 0 2px 0.9em;text-align: center;">
[[File:40px-Ambox_warning_yellow.svg.png]]</td><td class="mbox-text" style="text-align: left;border: none;padding: 0.25em 0.9em;width: 100%;">WARNING LONG TERM COOKER EXPOSURE is known to the State of California to cause long term health effects!</td></tr></table>
<br/>
<gallery>
File:ROMEO.png|thumb|[[Romeo Georges|Loose Unit Romeo Georges]]|link=Romeo Georges
File:GABE.png|thumb|[[Gabe|Gabe the Eggman, Doctor Robotnik's lovechild]]|link=Gabe
File:GURU.jpg|thumb|[[David_%27Kanga_Guru%27_Graham|David "Kanga Guru" Graham]]|link=David_%27Kanga_Guru%27_Graham
File:BOSI.png|thumb|[[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi AKA Il Douche / Budget Colonel Gaddafi / Saddam Insane]]|link=Riccardo Bosi
File:TAMI.png|thumb|[[Tami Jane|Tami Jane AKA Shit Hat]]|link=Tami Jane
File:IRONBARK.png|thumb|[[James Greer|Go fund yourself]]|link=James Greer
File:Joel.png|thumb|[[Joel Gilmour|Joel Gilmour AKA Dude Where's my car?]]|link=Joel Gilmour
File:AdmiralHood.jpg|thumb|[[Graham Hood|Admiral Hood / Porn Addict]]|link=Graham Hood
File:JANAYA.jpg|thumb|[[Janaya Markwell|Rollerskate Girl]]|link=Janaya Markwell
File:Peter.jpg|thumb|[[Peter Little|Peter Little (not the actual, REAL lawyer)]]|link=Peter Little
File:Monica.jpg|thumb|[[Monica Shit|Monica Smit / Grift Queen]]|link=Monica Shit
File:HarrisonGraphicProfile.png|thumb|[[Harrison McLean|Harrison McLean / Cheerleader]]|link=Harrison McLean
File:Burge.PNG|thumb|[[Anthony Burge|Anthony Burge / Meth-Head]]|link=Anthony Burge
File:pixelbeard.jpg|thumb|[[Tony|Tony Pixelbeard]]|link=Tony
</gallery>

==Motorised Assets (Technicals and other)==

<gallery>
File:Cookerforce-1-front.PNG|thumb|[[Cookerforce_1|Cookerforce 1]]|link=Cookerforce_1
File:Zeus.PNG|thumb|[[Zeus|ImpoundForce-1]]|link=Zeus
File:battlebarina.png|thumb|[[Battle-barina|Tactical Assault Barina]]|link=Battle-barina
File:carpark.jpg|thumb|Joel's car
</gallery>

==Conventional, Advanced and Psychological Weapons==
<gallery>
File:Classified-information.png|[[Hotplate-1|Directed Energy Weapons]]|link=Hotplate-1
</gallery>

==Cooker warfare==
===Incursions===
* [[Operation Sovereign Storm]] - A war against every sane person in Canberra.
* [[Battle of Cookerpedia]] - Attempted defacement of a beloved public institution
===Civil wars===
* [[Battle of EPIC]] - A power struggle between top-level cookers [[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi]] and [[Graham Hood|Hoody]].

==New world order==
Unlawful alterations to the Constitution Of The Australian Commonwealth Act,
Fearmongering, Brainwashing, Constant Shutdowns of State Borders, Shutdowns of
Businesses leaving every man and woman not knowing where their family’s next meal
will come from or how they will pay their mortgage or business loans.
Forcing Mandatory Vaccinations, Forcing Mandatory Vaccine Passports, Forcing
NO JAB - NO JOB and causing a magnitude of Panic, Stress, Anxiety, Depression and
Suicides. Banning of family visits within Nursing Homes, Vaccinating our children
without parental consent which has caused these breaches of the peace; just to name a
few.
Arrest all Politicians, Judges and State Governors.
* To Restore our Constitution Of The Australian Commonwealth Act.
* To Remove the Private Corporate Government Sitting Members from our
Parliaments and Council Chambers.
* To Reinstate a New Government for the Commonwealth Of Australia
under our Constitution Of The Australian Commonwealth Act of
Independent Candidates ONLY by way of ONE PERSON, ONE VOTE
ONLY for ONE Independent Candidate as it states in our Constitution of
the Australian Commonwealth Act 1900 UK
Section 76. “Each Elector Shall Vote ONLY ONCE!
[[File:New 911.gif|thumb|They knew!!! ABSOLUTE TYRANNY]]
[[File:Takeover banner.gif|thumb|governemnt police state! THIS IS HAPPENING Australia.,..,]]
[[File:eye_anim8.gif|center]]
[[File:lightgodleaf200.gif]][[File:email.gif]]

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2022-02-15T05:54:16Z

Notsoevilsteve: /* Weapons */ update the deeds and titles for that section

{{#description2:Cookerpedia documents the activities and individuals in Australia who are cookers. We track anti-semites, sovereign citizens, and far-right lunatics.}}
=== Welcome to Cookerpedia! ===

[[File:Visitors.gif]]
[[File:Australia.gif]]

Cookerpedia documents the activities and individuals in Australia who are [[Cooker|cookers]].
Cookers consist of people who believe a wide range of conspiracy theories, whether mainstream or fringe.
[[File:pentagramas.gif|thumb|THE SATANTIC CABAL OF GLOBALIST GOVERNENMT AKA THE AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION]]
[[File:Freemason illuminati wtc ani.gif|thumb|9/11 AKA CIA FLASE FLAG TO MAKE NEW WORLD ORDER! GLOBALIST Agenda!]]
[[File:divider1.gif|center]]

==Resources for finding cookers==
===On Cookerpedia===
[[File:Cooltext404305459492882.gif|link=Category:Cookers]]
[[:Category:Cookers|Our current database of Cookers]]
<br/>
[[Main_Page#Cooker hall of fame|Cooker hall of fame]]
<br/>
<br/>
===IRL===
You can find cookers in your local park harassing innocent people for wearing masks, blocking up your roads with trucks, or in your local public toilet, bumping coke or shooting up ice.
Cookers also reside in the digital realm, in the echo chambers of Telegram, Zello, Facebook, ChristianMingle.com, Twitter, Gab, Rumble, and the list goes on.
This, of course, has caused their miasma to infect platforms where most sane people also reside.
[[File:fire_bar1.gif|center]]

==Recent cooker events==
[[File:Australia-01.gif]]

===2022===
====February====
* Convoy to Canberra really heated up (the meth pipes). The convoy saw all flavors of cookers to come to Canberra, including sovereign citizens, anti-vaxxers, tin-foil hat wearers, and right-wing nut jobs. They protested the government for a variety of idiotic fucking reasons for example: vaccines, masks, pedophile cabal in the government, treason of the government because it's a corporation or some shit, chemtrails, globalism, global banking cabal, and so on and so fucking forth.
* On Friday 11th, around 5:30pm, a large influx of cookers from across the country arrived in Camp Cooked to prepare for protests scheduled for the weekend.
** ACT Police blocked off roads leading into the [[Camp EPIC|EPIC Campground]] to slow their entry.
** WILL THEY EVER REACH 5 MILLION PROTESTORS? WHO KNOWS?
** The density of unintelligence in the universe has been identified as the [[Camp EPIC|EPIC Campground]] at this very time.
* The Cookers have scheduled an early morning meeting for Saturday 12th at 9am, and to wake up early enough, would need to drink half the number of beers the night before.
** This is apparently named [[Operation Sovereign Storm]]
* THE CAMP IS FULL!!!!! THE ROADS ARE BACKED UP DUE TO EXCESS COOKERS. LOL
* A LARGE MOB IS FORMING NEAR THE POLICE WHO ARE BLOCKING THE ENTRANCE OF EPIC.
* SOMEHOW THE GATES HAVE BEEN RE OPENED AND MORE COOKERS CAN COME IN.
* [[File:Gatesclosedcunts.png|thumb|none|HUGE MOB OF IGNORANT COOKERS]]
* Unsure that the cookers will get enough sleep or sobriety for a 9am start
* Saturday 12th: A mass of cookers are down at parliament house currently. Police have assembled and have deployed LRAD in case they need to brown note the protestors, and have also provisioned vaccine impregnated pepper balls.
** Some stupid fucking Canadian cunt is talking right now via a pre-recorded speech. No one asked. Foreign interference much?
** HAHAHAHAH GROUPS OF COOKERS ARE LEAVING AFTER ALL TALK NO ACTION
** Streams are crashing, we presume the AFP have shut down cell towers and deployed stingrays xD
* After the failure of [[Operation Sovereign Storm]], the new sovereign nation of [[Cookertown_Declaration|Cookertown was declared]], with supporters emptying their pockets.
* Sunday 13th:
** [https://twitter.com/CelerySorbet/status/1492488561933062150 Deep undercover leftist intel] has revealed that a small group of cookers (FREEMASON???? ILLUMINATI?!@#!!@#) are planned to lock everyone in at EPIC Camp to prevent it being vacated, this sounds like [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonestown JONESTOWN].
** The camp has been vacated. Only a few stragglers remain. The camp is dead. Big success lol

====January====
* Sov-shit group "Velvet Revolution" (way to appropriate, fuckwits), assembled squads of people to LARP as "common-law sherrifs" and serve arrest warrants for members of the Australian government. This of course failed, because the government doesn't operate under maritime law, and cookers are bat shit insane.

==Cooker hall of fame==
<br/>
<table style="border: 1px solid #fc3;margin: 4px 10%;border-collapse: collapse;background-color: #f8f9fa;box-sizing: border-box;"><tr><td class="mbox-image" style="border: none;padding: 2px 0 2px 0.9em;text-align: center;">
[[File:40px-Ambox_warning_yellow.svg.png]]</td><td class="mbox-text" style="text-align: left;border: none;padding: 0.25em 0.9em;width: 100%;">WARNING LONG TERM COOKER EXPOSURE is known to the State of California to cause long term health effects!</td></tr></table>
<br/>
<gallery>
File:ROMEO.png|thumb|[[Romeo Georges|Loose Unit Romeo Georges]]|link=Romeo Georges
File:GABE.png|thumb|[[Gabe|Gabe the Eggman, Doctor Robotnik's lovechild]]|link=Gabe
File:GURU.jpg|thumb|[[David_%27Kanga_Guru%27_Graham|David "Kanga Guru" Graham]]|link=David_%27Kanga_Guru%27_Graham
File:BOSI.png|thumb|[[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi AKA Il Douche / Budget Colonel Gaddafi / Saddam Insane]]|link=Riccardo Bosi
File:TAMI.png|thumb|[[Tami Jane|Tami Jane AKA Shit Hat]]|link=Tami Jane
File:IRONBARK.png|thumb|[[James Greer|Go fund yourself]]|link=James Greer
File:Joel.png|thumb|[[Joel Gilmour|Joel Gilmour AKA Dude Where's my car?]]|link=Joel Gilmour
File:AdmiralHood.jpg|thumb|[[Graham Hood|Admiral Hood / Porn Addict]]|link=Graham Hood
File:JANAYA.jpg|thumb|[[Janaya Markwell|Rollerskate Girl]]|link=Janaya Markwell
File:Peter.jpg|thumb|[[Peter Little|Peter Little (not the actual, REAL lawyer)]]|link=Peter Little
File:Monica.jpg|thumb|[[Monica Shit|Monica Smit / Grift Queen]]|link=Monica Shit
File:HarrisonGraphicProfile.png|thumb|[[Harrison McLean|Harrison McLean / Cheerleader]]|link=Harrison McLean
File:Burge.PNG|thumb|[[Anthony Burge|Anthony Burge / Meth-Head]]|link=Anthony Burge
File:pixelbeard.jpg|thumb|[[Tony|Tony Pixelbeard]]|link=Tony
</gallery>

==Motorised Assets (Technicals and other)==

<gallery>
File:Cookerforce-1-front.PNG|thumb|[[Cookerforce_1|Cookerforce 1]]|link=Cookerforce_1
File:Zeus.PNG|thumb|[[Zeus|ImpoundForce-1]]|link=Zeus
File:battlebarina.png|thumb|[[Battle-barina|Tactical Assault Barina]]|link=Battle-barina
File:carpark.jpg|thumb|Joel's car
</gallery>

==Convention, Advanced and Psychological Weapons==
<gallery>
File:Classified-information.png|[[Hotplate-1|Directed Energy Weapons]]|link=Hotplate-1
</gallery>

==Cooker warfare==
===Incursions===
* [[Operation Sovereign Storm]] - A war against every sane person in Canberra.
* [[Battle of Cookerpedia]] - Attempted defacement of a beloved public institution
===Civil wars===
* [[Battle of EPIC]] - A power struggle between top-level cookers [[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi]] and [[Graham Hood|Hoody]].

==New world order==
Unlawful alterations to the Constitution Of The Australian Commonwealth Act,
Fearmongering, Brainwashing, Constant Shutdowns of State Borders, Shutdowns of
Businesses leaving every man and woman not knowing where their family’s next meal
will come from or how they will pay their mortgage or business loans.
Forcing Mandatory Vaccinations, Forcing Mandatory Vaccine Passports, Forcing
NO JAB - NO JOB and causing a magnitude of Panic, Stress, Anxiety, Depression and
Suicides. Banning of family visits within Nursing Homes, Vaccinating our children
without parental consent which has caused these breaches of the peace; just to name a
few.
Arrest all Politicians, Judges and State Governors.
* To Restore our Constitution Of The Australian Commonwealth Act.
* To Remove the Private Corporate Government Sitting Members from our
Parliaments and Council Chambers.
* To Reinstate a New Government for the Commonwealth Of Australia
under our Constitution Of The Australian Commonwealth Act of
Independent Candidates ONLY by way of ONE PERSON, ONE VOTE
ONLY for ONE Independent Candidate as it states in our Constitution of
the Australian Commonwealth Act 1900 UK
Section 76. “Each Elector Shall Vote ONLY ONCE!
[[File:New 911.gif|thumb|They knew!!! ABSOLUTE TYRANNY]]
[[File:Takeover banner.gif|thumb|governemnt police state! THIS IS HAPPENING Australia.,..,]]
[[File:eye_anim8.gif|center]]
[[File:lightgodleaf200.gif]][[File:email.gif]]

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2022-02-15T04:37:43Z

Notsoevilsteve: /* Motorised Assets (Technicals and other) */

{{#description2:Cookerpedia documents the activities and individuals in Australia who are cookers. We track anti-semites, sovereign citizens, and far-right lunatics.}}
=== Welcome to Cookerpedia! ===

[[File:Visitors.gif]]
[[File:Australia.gif]]

Cookerpedia documents the activities and individuals in Australia who are [[Cooker|cookers]].
Cookers consist of people who believe a wide range of conspiracy theories, whether mainstream or fringe.
[[File:pentagramas.gif|thumb|THE SATANTIC CABAL OF GLOBALIST GOVERNENMT AKA THE AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION]]
[[File:Freemason illuminati wtc ani.gif|thumb|9/11 AKA CIA FLASE FLAG TO MAKE NEW WORLD ORDER! GLOBALIST Agenda!]]
[[File:divider1.gif|center]]

==Resources for finding cookers==
===On Cookerpedia===
[[File:Cooltext404305459492882.gif|link=Category:Cookers]]
[[:Category:Cookers|Our current database of Cookers]]
<br/>
[[Main_Page#Cooker hall of fame|Cooker hall of fame]]
<br/>
<br/>
===IRL===
You can find cookers in your local park harassing innocent people for wearing masks, blocking up your roads with trucks, or in your local public toilet, bumping coke or shooting up ice.
Cookers also reside in the digital realm, in the echo chambers of Telegram, Zello, Facebook, ChristianMingle.com, Twitter, Gab, Rumble, and the list goes on.
This, of course, has caused their miasma to infect platforms where most sane people also reside.
[[File:fire_bar1.gif|center]]

==Recent cooker events==
[[File:Australia-01.gif]]

===2022===
====February====
* Convoy to Canberra really heated up (the meth pipes). The convoy saw all flavors of cookers to come to Canberra, including sovereign citizens, anti-vaxxers, tin-foil hat wearers, and right-wing nut jobs. They protested the government for a variety of idiotic fucking reasons for example: vaccines, masks, pedophile cabal in the government, treason of the government because it's a corporation or some shit, chemtrails, globalism, global banking cabal, and so on and so fucking forth.
* On Friday 11th, around 5:30pm, a large influx of cookers from across the country arrived in Camp Cooked to prepare for protests scheduled for the weekend.
** ACT Police blocked off roads leading into the [[Camp EPIC|EPIC Campground]] to slow their entry.
** WILL THEY EVER REACH 5 MILLION PROTESTORS? WHO KNOWS?
** The density of unintelligence in the universe has been identified as the [[Camp EPIC|EPIC Campground]] at this very time.
* The Cookers have scheduled an early morning meeting for Saturday 12th at 9am, and to wake up early enough, would need to drink half the number of beers the night before.
** This is apparently named [[Operation Sovereign Storm]]
* THE CAMP IS FULL!!!!! THE ROADS ARE BACKED UP DUE TO EXCESS COOKERS. LOL
* A LARGE MOB IS FORMING NEAR THE POLICE WHO ARE BLOCKING THE ENTRANCE OF EPIC.
* SOMEHOW THE GATES HAVE BEEN RE OPENED AND MORE COOKERS CAN COME IN.
* [[File:Gatesclosedcunts.png|thumb|none|HUGE MOB OF IGNORANT COOKERS]]
* Unsure that the cookers will get enough sleep or sobriety for a 9am start
* Saturday 12th: A mass of cookers are down at parliament house currently. Police have assembled and have deployed LRAD in case they need to brown note the protestors, and have also provisioned vaccine impregnated pepper balls.
** Some stupid fucking Canadian cunt is talking right now via a pre-recorded speech. No one asked. Foreign interference much?
** HAHAHAHAH GROUPS OF COOKERS ARE LEAVING AFTER ALL TALK NO ACTION
** Streams are crashing, we presume the AFP have shut down cell towers and deployed stingrays xD
* After the failure of [[Operation Sovereign Storm]], the new sovereign nation of [[Cookertown_Declaration|Cookertown was declared]], with supporters emptying their pockets.
* Sunday 13th:
** [https://twitter.com/CelerySorbet/status/1492488561933062150 Deep undercover leftist intel] has revealed that a small group of cookers (FREEMASON???? ILLUMINATI?!@#!!@#) are planned to lock everyone in at EPIC Camp to prevent it being vacated, this sounds like [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonestown JONESTOWN].
** The camp has been vacated. Only a few stragglers remain. The camp is dead. Big success lol

====January====
* Sov-shit group "Velvet Revolution" (way to appropriate, fuckwits), assembled squads of people to LARP as "common-law sherrifs" and serve arrest warrants for members of the Australian government. This of course failed, because the government doesn't operate under maritime law, and cookers are bat shit insane.

==Cooker hall of fame==
<br/>
<table style="border: 1px solid #fc3;margin: 4px 10%;border-collapse: collapse;background-color: #f8f9fa;box-sizing: border-box;"><tr><td class="mbox-image" style="border: none;padding: 2px 0 2px 0.9em;text-align: center;">
[[File:40px-Ambox_warning_yellow.svg.png]]</td><td class="mbox-text" style="text-align: left;border: none;padding: 0.25em 0.9em;width: 100%;">WARNING LONG TERM COOKER EXPOSURE is known to the State of California to cause long term health effects!</td></tr></table>
<br/>
<gallery>
File:ROMEO.png|thumb|[[Romeo Georges|Loose Unit Romeo Georges]]|link=Romeo Georges
File:GABE.png|thumb|[[Gabe|Gabe the Eggman, Doctor Robotnik's lovechild]]|link=Gabe
File:GURU.jpg|thumb|[[David_%27Kanga_Guru%27_Graham|David "Kanga Guru" Graham]]|link=David_%27Kanga_Guru%27_Graham
File:BOSI.png|thumb|[[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi AKA Il Douche / Budget Colonel Gaddafi / Saddam Insane]]|link=Riccardo Bosi
File:TAMI.png|thumb|[[Tami Jane|Tami Jane AKA Shit Hat]]|link=Tami Jane
File:IRONBARK.png|thumb|[[James Greer|Go fund yourself]]|link=James Greer
File:Joel.png|thumb|[[Joel Gilmour|Joel Gilmour AKA Dude Where's my car?]]|link=Joel Gilmour
File:AdmiralHood.jpg|thumb|[[Graham Hood|Admiral Hood / Porn Addict]]|link=Graham Hood
File:JANAYA.jpg|thumb|[[Janaya Markwell|Rollerskate Girl]]|link=Janaya Markwell
File:Peter.jpg|thumb|[[Peter Little|Peter Little (not the actual, REAL lawyer)]]|link=Peter Little
File:Monica.jpg|thumb|[[Monica Shit|Monica Smit / Grift Queen]]|link=Monica Shit
File:HarrisonGraphicProfile.png|thumb|[[Harrison McLean|Harrison McLean / Cheerleader]]|link=Harrison McLean
File:Burge.PNG|thumb|[[Anthony Burge|Anthony Burge / Meth-Head]]|link=Anthony Burge
File:pixelbeard.jpg|thumb|[[Tony|Tony Pixelbeard]]|link=Tony
</gallery>

==Motorised Assets (Technicals and other)==

<gallery>
File:Cookerforce-1-front.PNG|thumb|[[Cookerforce_1|Cookerforce 1]]|link=Cookerforce_1
File:Zeus.PNG|thumb|[[Zeus|ImpoundForce-1]]|link=Zeus
File:battlebarina.png|thumb|[[Battle-barina|Tactical Assault Barina]]|link=Battle-barina
File:carpark.jpg|thumb|Joel's car
</gallery>

==Weapons==
<gallery>
File:Classified-information.png|[[Hotplate-1|Directed Energy Weapons]]|link=Hotplate-1
</gallery>

==Cooker warfare==
===Incursions===
* [[Operation Sovereign Storm]] - A war against every sane person in Canberra.
* [[Battle of Cookerpedia]] - Attempted defacement of a beloved public institution
===Civil wars===
* [[Battle of EPIC]] - A power struggle between top-level cookers [[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi]] and [[Graham Hood|Hoody]].

==New world order==
Unlawful alterations to the Constitution Of The Australian Commonwealth Act,
Fearmongering, Brainwashing, Constant Shutdowns of State Borders, Shutdowns of
Businesses leaving every man and woman not knowing where their family’s next meal
will come from or how they will pay their mortgage or business loans.
Forcing Mandatory Vaccinations, Forcing Mandatory Vaccine Passports, Forcing
NO JAB - NO JOB and causing a magnitude of Panic, Stress, Anxiety, Depression and
Suicides. Banning of family visits within Nursing Homes, Vaccinating our children
without parental consent which has caused these breaches of the peace; just to name a
few.
Arrest all Politicians, Judges and State Governors.
* To Restore our Constitution Of The Australian Commonwealth Act.
* To Remove the Private Corporate Government Sitting Members from our
Parliaments and Council Chambers.
* To Reinstate a New Government for the Commonwealth Of Australia
under our Constitution Of The Australian Commonwealth Act of
Independent Candidates ONLY by way of ONE PERSON, ONE VOTE
ONLY for ONE Independent Candidate as it states in our Constitution of
the Australian Commonwealth Act 1900 UK
Section 76. “Each Elector Shall Vote ONLY ONCE!
[[File:New 911.gif|thumb|They knew!!! ABSOLUTE TYRANNY]]
[[File:Takeover banner.gif|thumb|governemnt police state! THIS IS HAPPENING Australia.,..,]]
[[File:eye_anim8.gif|center]]
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2022-02-15T04:34:04Z

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{{#description2:Cookerpedia documents the activities and individuals in Australia who are cookers. We track anti-semites, sovereign citizens, and far-right lunatics.}}
=== Welcome to Cookerpedia! ===

[[File:Visitors.gif]]
[[File:Australia.gif]]

Cookerpedia documents the activities and individuals in Australia who are [[Cooker|cookers]].
Cookers consist of people who believe a wide range of conspiracy theories, whether mainstream or fringe.
[[File:pentagramas.gif|thumb|THE SATANTIC CABAL OF GLOBALIST GOVERNENMT AKA THE AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION]]
[[File:Freemason illuminati wtc ani.gif|thumb|9/11 AKA CIA FLASE FLAG TO MAKE NEW WORLD ORDER! GLOBALIST Agenda!]]
[[File:divider1.gif|center]]

==Resources for finding cookers==
===On Cookerpedia===
[[File:Cooltext404305459492882.gif|link=Category:Cookers]]
[[:Category:Cookers|Our current database of Cookers]]
<br/>
[[Main_Page#Cooker hall of fame|Cooker hall of fame]]
<br/>
<br/>
===IRL===
You can find cookers in your local park harassing innocent people for wearing masks, blocking up your roads with trucks, or in your local public toilet, bumping coke or shooting up ice.
Cookers also reside in the digital realm, in the echo chambers of Telegram, Zello, Facebook, ChristianMingle.com, Twitter, Gab, Rumble, and the list goes on.
This, of course, has caused their miasma to infect platforms where most sane people also reside.
[[File:fire_bar1.gif|center]]

==Recent cooker events==
[[File:Australia-01.gif]]

===2022===
====February====
* Convoy to Canberra really heated up (the meth pipes). The convoy saw all flavors of cookers to come to Canberra, including sovereign citizens, anti-vaxxers, tin-foil hat wearers, and right-wing nut jobs. They protested the government for a variety of idiotic fucking reasons for example: vaccines, masks, pedophile cabal in the government, treason of the government because it's a corporation or some shit, chemtrails, globalism, global banking cabal, and so on and so fucking forth.
* On Friday 11th, around 5:30pm, a large influx of cookers from across the country arrived in Camp Cooked to prepare for protests scheduled for the weekend.
** ACT Police blocked off roads leading into the [[Camp EPIC|EPIC Campground]] to slow their entry.
** WILL THEY EVER REACH 5 MILLION PROTESTORS? WHO KNOWS?
** The density of unintelligence in the universe has been identified as the [[Camp EPIC|EPIC Campground]] at this very time.
* The Cookers have scheduled an early morning meeting for Saturday 12th at 9am, and to wake up early enough, would need to drink half the number of beers the night before.
** This is apparently named [[Operation Sovereign Storm]]
* THE CAMP IS FULL!!!!! THE ROADS ARE BACKED UP DUE TO EXCESS COOKERS. LOL
* A LARGE MOB IS FORMING NEAR THE POLICE WHO ARE BLOCKING THE ENTRANCE OF EPIC.
* SOMEHOW THE GATES HAVE BEEN RE OPENED AND MORE COOKERS CAN COME IN.
* [[File:Gatesclosedcunts.png|thumb|none|HUGE MOB OF IGNORANT COOKERS]]
* Unsure that the cookers will get enough sleep or sobriety for a 9am start
* Saturday 12th: A mass of cookers are down at parliament house currently. Police have assembled and have deployed LRAD in case they need to brown note the protestors, and have also provisioned vaccine impregnated pepper balls.
** Some stupid fucking Canadian cunt is talking right now via a pre-recorded speech. No one asked. Foreign interference much?
** HAHAHAHAH GROUPS OF COOKERS ARE LEAVING AFTER ALL TALK NO ACTION
** Streams are crashing, we presume the AFP have shut down cell towers and deployed stingrays xD
* After the failure of [[Operation Sovereign Storm]], the new sovereign nation of [[Cookertown_Declaration|Cookertown was declared]], with supporters emptying their pockets.
* Sunday 13th:
** [https://twitter.com/CelerySorbet/status/1492488561933062150 Deep undercover leftist intel] has revealed that a small group of cookers (FREEMASON???? ILLUMINATI?!@#!!@#) are planned to lock everyone in at EPIC Camp to prevent it being vacated, this sounds like [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonestown JONESTOWN].
** The camp has been vacated. Only a few stragglers remain. The camp is dead. Big success lol

====January====
* Sov-shit group "Velvet Revolution" (way to appropriate, fuckwits), assembled squads of people to LARP as "common-law sherrifs" and serve arrest warrants for members of the Australian government. This of course failed, because the government doesn't operate under maritime law, and cookers are bat shit insane.

==Cooker hall of fame==
<br/>
<table style="border: 1px solid #fc3;margin: 4px 10%;border-collapse: collapse;background-color: #f8f9fa;box-sizing: border-box;"><tr><td class="mbox-image" style="border: none;padding: 2px 0 2px 0.9em;text-align: center;">
[[File:40px-Ambox_warning_yellow.svg.png]]</td><td class="mbox-text" style="text-align: left;border: none;padding: 0.25em 0.9em;width: 100%;">WARNING LONG TERM COOKER EXPOSURE is known to the State of California to cause long term health effects!</td></tr></table>
<br/>
<gallery>
File:ROMEO.png|thumb|[[Romeo Georges|Loose Unit Romeo Georges]]|link=Romeo Georges
File:GABE.png|thumb|[[Gabe|Gabe the Eggman, Doctor Robotnik's lovechild]]|link=Gabe
File:GURU.jpg|thumb|[[David_%27Kanga_Guru%27_Graham|David "Kanga Guru" Graham]]|link=David_%27Kanga_Guru%27_Graham
File:BOSI.png|thumb|[[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi AKA Il Douche / Budget Colonel Gaddafi / Saddam Insane]]|link=Riccardo Bosi
File:TAMI.png|thumb|[[Tami Jane|Tami Jane AKA Shit Hat]]|link=Tami Jane
File:IRONBARK.png|thumb|[[James Greer|Go fund yourself]]|link=James Greer
File:Joel.png|thumb|[[Joel Gilmour|Joel Gilmour AKA Dude Where's my car?]]|link=Joel Gilmour
File:AdmiralHood.jpg|thumb|[[Graham Hood|Admiral Hood / Porn Addict]]|link=Graham Hood
File:JANAYA.jpg|thumb|[[Janaya Markwell|Rollerskate Girl]]|link=Janaya Markwell
File:Peter.jpg|thumb|[[Peter Little|Peter Little (not the actual, REAL lawyer)]]|link=Peter Little
File:Monica.jpg|thumb|[[Monica Shit|Monica Smit / Grift Queen]]|link=Monica Shit
File:HarrisonGraphicProfile.png|thumb|[[Harrison McLean|Harrison McLean / Cheerleader]]|link=Harrison McLean
File:Burge.PNG|thumb|[[Anthony Burge|Anthony Burge / Meth-Head]]|link=Anthony Burge
File:pixelbeard.jpg|thumb|[[Tony|Tony Pixelbeard]]|link=Tony
</gallery>

==Motorised Assets (Technicals and other)==

<gallery>
File:Cookerforce-1-front.PNG|thumb|[[Cookerforce_1|Cookerforce 1]]|link=Cookerforce_1
File:Zeus.PNG|thumb|[[Zeus|ImpoundForce-1]]|link=Zeus
File:battlebarina.png|thumb|[[Battle-barina|Tactical Assault Barina]]|link=Battle-barina
File:carpark.jpg|thumb|[[Joels-car|Joel's car]]|link=Joels-car
</gallery>

==Weapons==
<gallery>
File:Classified-information.png|[[Hotplate-1|Directed Energy Weapons]]|link=Hotplate-1
</gallery>

==Cooker warfare==
===Incursions===
* [[Operation Sovereign Storm]] - A war against every sane person in Canberra.
* [[Battle of Cookerpedia]] - Attempted defacement of a beloved public institution
===Civil wars===
* [[Battle of EPIC]] - A power struggle between top-level cookers [[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi]] and [[Graham Hood|Hoody]].

==New world order==
Unlawful alterations to the Constitution Of The Australian Commonwealth Act,
Fearmongering, Brainwashing, Constant Shutdowns of State Borders, Shutdowns of
Businesses leaving every man and woman not knowing where their family’s next meal
will come from or how they will pay their mortgage or business loans.
Forcing Mandatory Vaccinations, Forcing Mandatory Vaccine Passports, Forcing
NO JAB - NO JOB and causing a magnitude of Panic, Stress, Anxiety, Depression and
Suicides. Banning of family visits within Nursing Homes, Vaccinating our children
without parental consent which has caused these breaches of the peace; just to name a
few.
Arrest all Politicians, Judges and State Governors.
* To Restore our Constitution Of The Australian Commonwealth Act.
* To Remove the Private Corporate Government Sitting Members from our
Parliaments and Council Chambers.
* To Reinstate a New Government for the Commonwealth Of Australia
under our Constitution Of The Australian Commonwealth Act of
Independent Candidates ONLY by way of ONE PERSON, ONE VOTE
ONLY for ONE Independent Candidate as it states in our Constitution of
the Australian Commonwealth Act 1900 UK
Section 76. “Each Elector Shall Vote ONLY ONCE!
[[File:New 911.gif|thumb|They knew!!! ABSOLUTE TYRANNY]]
[[File:Takeover banner.gif|thumb|governemnt police state! THIS IS HAPPENING Australia.,..,]]
[[File:eye_anim8.gif|center]]
[[File:lightgodleaf200.gif]][[File:email.gif]]

File:Carpark.jpg

2022-02-15T04:33:04Z

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2022-02-14T09:15:40Z

Notsoevilsteve: Add new section "weapons" and linked HOTPLATE-1 page

{{#description2:Cookerpedia documents the activities and individuals in Australia who are cookers. We track anti-semites, sovereign citizens, and far-right lunatics.}}
=== Welcome to Cookerpedia! ===

[[File:Visitors.gif]]
[[File:Australia.gif]]

Cookerpedia documents the activities and individuals in Australia who are [[Cooker|cookers]].
Cookers consist of people who believe a wide range of conspiracy theories, whether mainstream or fringe.
[[File:pentagramas.gif|thumb|THE SATANTIC CABAL OF GLOBALIST GOVERNENMT AKA THE AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION]]
[[File:Freemason illuminati wtc ani.gif|thumb|9/11 AKA CIA FLASE FLAG TO MAKE NEW WORLD ORDER! GLOBALIST Agenda!]]
[[File:divider1.gif|center]]

==Resources for finding cookers==
===On Cookerpedia===
[[File:Cooltext404305459492882.gif|link=Category:Cookers]]
[[:Category:Cookers|Our current database of Cookers]]
<br/>
[[Main_Page#Cooker hall of fame|Cooker hall of fame]]
<br/>
<br/>
===IRL===
You can find cookers in your local park harassing innocent people for wearing masks, blocking up your roads with trucks, or in your local public toilet, bumping coke or shooting up ice.
Cookers also reside in the digital realm, in the echo chambers of Telegram, Zello, Facebook, ChristianMingle.com, Twitter, Gab, Rumble, and the list goes on.
This, of course, has caused their miasma to infect platforms where most sane people also reside.
[[File:fire_bar1.gif|center]]

==Recent cooker events==
[[File:Australia-01.gif]]

===2022===
====February====
* Convoy to Canberra really heated up (the meth pipes). The convoy saw all flavors of cookers to come to Canberra, including sovereign citizens, anti-vaxxers, tin-foil hat wearers, and right-wing nut jobs. They protested the government for a variety of idiotic fucking reasons for example: vaccines, masks, pedophile cabal in the government, treason of the government because it's a corporation or some shit, chemtrails, globalism, global banking cabal, and so on and so fucking forth.
* On Friday 11th, around 5:30pm, a large influx of cookers from across the country arrived in Camp Cooked to prepare for protests scheduled for the weekend.
** ACT Police blocked off roads leading into the [[Camp EPIC|EPIC Campground]] to slow their entry.
** WILL THEY EVER REACH 5 MILLION PROTESTORS? WHO KNOWS?
** The density of unintelligence in the universe has been identified as the [[Camp EPIC|EPIC Campground]] at this very time.
* The Cookers have scheduled an early morning meeting for Saturday 12th at 9am, and to wake up early enough, would need to drink half the number of beers the night before.
** This is apparently named [[Operation Sovereign Storm]]
* THE CAMP IS FULL!!!!! THE ROADS ARE BACKED UP DUE TO EXCESS COOKERS. LOL
* A LARGE MOB IS FORMING NEAR THE POLICE WHO ARE BLOCKING THE ENTRANCE OF EPIC.
* SOMEHOW THE GATES HAVE BEEN RE OPENED AND MORE COOKERS CAN COME IN.
* [[File:Gatesclosedcunts.png|thumb|none|HUGE MOB OF IGNORANT COOKERS]]
* Unsure that the cookers will get enough sleep or sobriety for a 9am start
* Saturday 12th: A mass of cookers are down at parliament house currently. Police have assembled and have deployed LRAD in case they need to brown note the protestors, and have also provisioned vaccine impregnated pepper balls.
** Some stupid fucking Canadian cunt is talking right now via a pre-recorded speech. No one asked. Foreign interference much?
** HAHAHAHAH GROUPS OF COOKERS ARE LEAVING AFTER ALL TALK NO ACTION
** Streams are crashing, we presume the AFP have shut down cell towers and deployed stingrays xD
* After the failure of [[Operation Sovereign Storm]], the new sovereign nation of [[Cookertown_Declaration|Cookertown was declared]], with supporters emptying their pockets.
* Sunday 13th:
** [https://twitter.com/CelerySorbet/status/1492488561933062150 Deep undercover leftist intel] has revealed that a small group of cookers (FREEMASON???? ILLUMINATI?!@#!!@#) are planned to lock everyone in at EPIC Camp to prevent it being vacated, this sounds like [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonestown JONESTOWN].
** The camp has been vacated. Only a few stragglers remain. The camp is dead. Big success lol

====January====
* Sov-shit group "Velvet Revolution" (way to appropriate, fuckwits), assembled squads of people to LARP as "common-law sherrifs" and serve arrest warrants for members of the Australian government. This of course failed, because the government doesn't operate under maritime law, and cookers are bat shit insane.

==Cooker hall of fame==
<br/>
<table style="border: 1px solid #fc3;margin: 4px 10%;border-collapse: collapse;background-color: #f8f9fa;box-sizing: border-box;"><tr><td class="mbox-image" style="border: none;padding: 2px 0 2px 0.9em;text-align: center;">
[[File:40px-Ambox_warning_yellow.svg.png]]</td><td class="mbox-text" style="text-align: left;border: none;padding: 0.25em 0.9em;width: 100%;">WARNING LONG TERM COOKER EXPOSURE is known to the State of California to cause long term health effects!</td></tr></table>
<br/>
<gallery>
File:ROMEO.png|thumb|[[Romeo Georges|Loose Unit Romeo Georges]]|link=Romeo Georges
File:GABE.png|thumb|[[Gabe|Gabe the Eggman, Doctor Robotnik's lovechild]]|link=Gabe
File:GURU.jpg|thumb|[[David_%27Kanga_Guru%27_Graham|David "Kanga Guru" Graham]]|link=David_%27Kanga_Guru%27_Graham
File:BOSI.png|thumb|[[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi AKA Il Douche / Budget Colonel Gaddafi / Saddam Insane]]|link=Riccardo Bosi
File:TAMI.png|thumb|[[Tami Jane|Tami Jane AKA Shit Hat]]|link=Tami Jane
File:IRONBARK.png|thumb|[[James Greer|Go fund yourself]]|link=James Greer
File:Joel.png|thumb|[[Joel Gilmour|Joel Gilmour AKA Dude Where's my car?]]|link=Joel Gilmour
File:AdmiralHood.jpg|thumb|[[Graham Hood|Admiral Hood / Porn Addict]]|link=Graham Hood
File:JANAYA.jpg|thumb|[[Janaya Markwell|Rollerskate Girl]]|link=Janaya Markwell
File:Peter.jpg|thumb|[[Peter Little|Peter Little (not the actual, REAL lawyer)]]|link=Peter Little
File:Monica.jpg|thumb|[[Monica Shit|Monica Smit / Grift Queen]]|link=Monica Shit
File:HarrisonGraphicProfile.png|thumb|[[Harrison McLean|Harrison McLean / Cheerleader]]|link=Harrison McLean
File:Burge.PNG|thumb|[[Anthony Burge|Anthony Burge / Meth-Head]]|link=Anthony Burge
File:pixelbeard.jpg|thumb|[[Tony|Tony Pixelbeard]]|link=Tony
</gallery>

==Motorised Assets (Technicals and other)==

<gallery>
File:Cookerforce-1-front.PNG|thumb|[[Cookerforce_1|Cookerforce 1]]|link=Cookerforce_1
File:Zeus.PNG|thumb|[[Zeus|ImpoundForce-1]]|link=Zeus
File:battlebarina.png|thumb|[[Battle-barina|Tactical Assault Barina]]|link=Battle-barina
</gallery>

==Weapons==
<gallery>
File:Classified-information.png|[[Hotplate-1|Directed Energy Weapons]]|link=Hotplate-1
</gallery>

==Cooker warfare==
===Incursions===
* [[Operation Sovereign Storm]] - A war against every sane person in Canberra.
* [[Battle of Cookerpedia]] - Attempted defacement of a beloved public institution
===Civil wars===
* [[Battle of EPIC]] - A power struggle between top-level cookers [[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi]] and [[Graham Hood|Hoody]].

==New world order==
Unlawful alterations to the Constitution Of The Australian Commonwealth Act,
Fearmongering, Brainwashing, Constant Shutdowns of State Borders, Shutdowns of
Businesses leaving every man and woman not knowing where their family’s next meal
will come from or how they will pay their mortgage or business loans.
Forcing Mandatory Vaccinations, Forcing Mandatory Vaccine Passports, Forcing
NO JAB - NO JOB and causing a magnitude of Panic, Stress, Anxiety, Depression and
Suicides. Banning of family visits within Nursing Homes, Vaccinating our children
without parental consent which has caused these breaches of the peace; just to name a
few.
Arrest all Politicians, Judges and State Governors.
* To Restore our Constitution Of The Australian Commonwealth Act.
* To Remove the Private Corporate Government Sitting Members from our
Parliaments and Council Chambers.
* To Reinstate a New Government for the Commonwealth Of Australia
under our Constitution Of The Australian Commonwealth Act of
Independent Candidates ONLY by way of ONE PERSON, ONE VOTE
ONLY for ONE Independent Candidate as it states in our Constitution of
the Australian Commonwealth Act 1900 UK
Section 76. “Each Elector Shall Vote ONLY ONCE!
[[File:New 911.gif|thumb|They knew!!! ABSOLUTE TYRANNY]]
[[File:Takeover banner.gif|thumb|governemnt police state! THIS IS HAPPENING Australia.,..,]]
[[File:eye_anim8.gif|center]]
[[File:lightgodleaf200.gif]][[File:email.gif]]

File:Classified-information.png

2022-02-14T09:11:24Z

Notsoevilsteve:

Hotplate-1

2022-02-14T09:09:27Z

Notsoevilsteve: Created page with "Category:Psyops {{Vehicle | Type = PsyOps | Place of Origin = Illumuniti Free State | In Service = Unknown - 'present' | Used By = UN Worldbank Black Police | Wars = Canberra Siege Battle_of_EPIC Operation_Sovereign_Storm Operation_Sovereign_Stand-around Siege of Gate 7 | length = <classified> | width = <classified> | Crew = 1 | power rating = <classified> | Mobility = iphone, manpad and Battle Barina versions }} Originally allocated t..."

[[Category:Psyops]]
{{Vehicle
| Type = PsyOps
| Place of Origin = Illumuniti Free State
| In Service = Unknown - 'present'
| Used By = UN Worldbank Black Police
| Wars = Canberra Siege

[[Battle_of_EPIC]]

[[Operation_Sovereign_Storm]]

[[Operation_Sovereign_Stand-around]]

[[Siege of Gate 7]]
| length = <classified>
| width = <classified>
| Crew = 1
| power rating = <classified>
| Mobility = iphone, manpad and Battle Barina versions
}}

Originally allocated the codename "HOTPLATE-1", declassified documents have revealed this device to be known within the Illumunati, Free Mason and UN Worldbank Black Police forces as the Supersonic Integrated Cooker Blistering Universal Radiation Node System (SICBURNS), a targeted microwave weapon used in multiple attacks against the Cooker forces. Intelligence reveals the existence handheld and MANPAD versions, and analysis of post-battlefield footage indicates these may also have been mounted within [[Battle-barina|Tactical Assault Barina]] units.

==Symptoms==

Cookers report the appearance of severe blisters on lips, and the feeling of sunburn like symptoms to face and extremities. The use of this weapon was found to be widespread, and in no way related to the cooker belief in the existence of nanotech in sun protection cream resulting in their distrust of the well known sun safe motto 'Slip Slop Slap'.

Battle of EPIC

2022-02-13T06:40:16Z

Notsoevilsteve:

{{CookerWar
| name = Battle of EPIC
| image = [[File:0748 epic 021.jpg]]
| conflict = Canberra Siege
| date = February 2022 – ''present''<br />
| place = EPIC Campground, Canberra, ACT, Australia
| result = Bosilini victory
| side1 = Wolves 🐺
'''Alleged support:'''

Canberra's meth dealers
| side2 = Sheep 🐑
'''Alleged support:'''

Freemasons, Undercovers
| commanders1 =
[[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi]]

[[David_%27Kanga_Guru%27_Graham |The Guru]]

[[Phil 'Hendo' Henderson]]
| commanders2 = [[Graham Hood|Admiral Hood]]

[[Harrison McLean]]

[[The Rural Rebel]]

[[warboat|WarBus]]

[[Simeon_the_Russian_Operative_Boicov|Aussie Ballsack]]
| forces1 = 5 million (Bosi estimate), 2000 (ACT police)
| forces2 = 1 million (Hood estimate), 2000 (ACT police)
| casual1 = Countless
| casual2 = Capital Region Farmers Market
}}
The '''Battle of EPIC''', also known as the '''Cooker Offensive''' or '''Operation Cooked Out''', is an [https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/dick-measuring_contest ongoing conflict] in the battlefields of [[Camp EPIC|EPIC Campground]] in Canberra, Australia. Both sides are in a power struggle for leadership of the EPIC camp.

Drone swarms, commanded by [[Graham Hood|Admiral Hood]], have allegedly conducted flyovers of Camp Cooker during [[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi's]] morning briefings, to gather intelligence. As of yet they have failed to find any intelligence. Unmarked vehicles, equipped with radiation weapons, have also been sighted near the front of Camp Cooker. It is not known whether they are acting under the orders of Admiral Hood.

Bosilini's forces hoped to achieve a total surprise honking on the morning of 12 February 2022, due to a combination of Hoodite overconfidence, preoccupation with grifter plans, and poor aerial reconnaissance due to totally unexpected bad Canberra weather.

Bosilini's initial attack was planned to involve 5 million men, just over 1,400 utes, Toyota Hiluxes, and second-hand camo gear; 2,600 air horns; and a lot of stolen valour, as well as large numbers of other armored fighting vehicles (AFVs).

Both sides have threatened to use [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weapon_of_mass_destruction weaponised vaccinations].

[[Joel Gilmour|Joel]] may be seen wandering the battlefield searching for his car.

This battle was postponed while the main incursion, [[Operation Sovereign Storm]], was underway.

On 13 February 2022, Hoody conceded the battle of EPIC out of fear for the impending World Economic Forum sponsored UN invasion. Addressing the remaining protestors from his Luxury Presidental suite at the local Hyatt Regency, Bosi has declared that he will never concede, and claims that Hoody is aligned with the freemasons who also control the AFP UN police force.

[[File:Download.jpg|thumb|One of Saddam Insane's drone flyovers captured at EPIC. Taking the meaning of the General Atomics MQ-1 '''Predator''' drone to a whole new level.|none]]

==United Nations (Illuminati) intervention==
[[File:UnitedNations.jpeg|thumb|Notice from the United Nations demanding a cessation in hostilities by Sunday 13 February 2022.|none]]
On 11 February 2022, the ACT Government, under orders from the United Nations, who were under orders from the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rothschild_family World Bank], air dropped notices around EPIC demanding that both sides immediately cease hostilities and vacate the grounds by 13 February 2022. Admiral Hood refused to recognise the authority of the World Bank, or any corporation. Bosilini laughed off the Government's threats, noting that after the weekend he'd be the Government.

President Putin [https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-02-10/russia-continues-to-send-forces-to-ukraine-border-pentagon/100818492 amassed 100,000 troops] at its border with Ukraine, as Russia prepares to invade the country in order to prevent the NATO invasion of Camp EPIC.

==Initial Bosilini assault==
[[File:DigInBoys.jpg|thumb|Bosilini's forces, the 6th Absolutely Positively Cooked Army, conduct an initial assault.|none]]
On 12 February 2022 at 05:30, Bosilini's forces planned to begin an assault with a massive, 90-minute honking barrage using 1,600 cars across a 5-kilometer front on Admiral Hood's troops facing the 6th Absolutely Positively Cooked Army.

An estimated 1.4 million cars had arrived on February 11 2022 to form the Cookers Reserve, but due to a large amount of alcohol, biccies, and other illicit substances, they did not make it to the initial battle on February 12. More conservative estimates place this at around 300 cars, most of which were denied entry to EPIC when they arrived, and the drunken gronks inside the camp proceeded to interfere with police operations. Thankfully, the McDonalds truck was permitted entry to restock the EPIC gourmet dining option.

==Casualities==

[[File:Epic-portaloo.jpg|thumb|left|The Camp EPICs makeshift Sanitary equipment provided valiant attempts but ultimately failed to survive the onslaught of a campsite who had, for 8 long days, survived of a diet consisting entirely of RICE AND FUCKIN' ONIONS.]]

Battle-barina

2022-02-13T05:12:11Z

Notsoevilsteve:

[[Category:Ken Behrans]]
{{Vehicle
| Type = Holden Captiva 5-Door Auto
| Place of Origin = Canberra-region
| In Service = Unknown - 'present'
| Used By = UN worldbank-funded Freemason-aligned deep state sleeper cell Followers of Maj Ken Behrans
| Wars = [[Canberra Siege]]
| Mass = 280kg soaking wet
34 tonnes in attitude
| length = 4m
| width = 1.73m (approx)
| Crew = 1 disgruntled local
| Armor = none
| Main Armament = driver
| Engine = 2.2L straight 4 16v DOHC VVT Turbo diesel
| Drivetrain = 4WD
| Transmission = yes
| Suspension = yes
| Ground clearance = VW Passat.
| Fuel capacity = 50litres
| Operational range = 10m run up
| Maximum speed = 30km/h

}}
==First Use==

Having spent a large part of February 2022 developing the Battle Barina in secret, the explosive deployment of this UN worldbank-funded Freemason-aligned deep state sleeper cell unit to the battlefield (on receipt of the activation phrase "we shall overcome" in multipart non-harmony by the protestors) commenced on 13 Feb.

==History==
Followers of the great Geurilla Fighter, Major Ken Behrans, their battle cry of "You Fucking Bogan Slut", coupled with their near suicidal disregard for life and limb, caught the entire cooker army off balance.

==Battlefield impact==
Finding their weaponised outrage no match for the Battle Barina tactics, the cookers were left with no option but to retreat from the battlefield in disarray.

<youtube>j8cI5ciWONg</youtube>

==Allegations of Flase Flag Activies==

independent fact checkin media units have documented the existence of a vehicle of similar appearance within the Bosi affiliated sections of the Camp Epic Staging area, raising concerns this was a false flag operation intended to sway the opinions of the local populace

[[file:Battlebarina-falseflag.png|600px]]

Battle-barina

2022-02-13T05:11:23Z

Notsoevilsteve:

[[Category:Ken Behrans]]
{{Vehicle
| Type = Holden Captiva 5-Door Auto
| Place of Origin = Canberra-region
| In Service = Unknown - 'present'
| Used By = UN worldbank-funded Freemason-aligned deep state sleeper cell Followers of Maj Ken Behrans
| Wars = [[Canberra Siege]]
| Mass = 280kg soaking wet
34 tonnes in attitude
| length = 4m
| width = 1.73m (approx)
| Crew = 1 disgruntled local
| Armor = none
| Main Armament = driver
| Engine = 2.2L straight 4 16v DOHC VVT Turbo diesel
| Drivetrain = 4WD
| Transmission = yes
| Suspension = yes
| Ground clearance = VW Passat.
| Fuel capacity = 50litres
| Operational range = 10m run up
| Maximum speed = 30km/h

}}
==First Use==

Having spent a large part of February 2022 developing the Battle Barina in secret, the explosive deployment of this UN worldbank-funded Freemason-aligned deep state sleeper cell unit to the battlefield (on receipt of the activation phrase "we shall overcome" in multipart non-harmony by the protestors) commenced on 13 Feb.

==History==
Followers of the great Geurilla Fighter, Major Ken Behrans, their battle cry of "You Fucking Bogan Slut", coupled with their near suicidal disregard for life and limb, caught the entire cooker army off balance.

==Battlefield impact==
Finding their weaponised outrage no match for the Battle Barina tactics, the cookers were left with no option but to retreat from the battlefield in disarray.

<youtube>j8cI5ciWONg</youtube>

==Allegations of Flase Flag Activies==

independent fact checkin media units have documented the existence of a vehicle of similar appearance within the Bosi affiliated area of the Camp Epic Staging area, raising concerns this was a false flag operation intended to sway the opinions of the local populace

[[file:Battlebarina-falseflag.png|600px]]

Battle-barina

2022-02-13T05:09:58Z

Notsoevilsteve:

[[Category:Ken Behrans]]
{{Vehicle
| Type = Holden Captiva 5-Door Auto
| Place of Origin = Canberra-region
| In Service = Unknown - 'present'
| Used By = UN worldbank-funded Freemason-aligned deep state sleeper cell Followers of Maj Ken Behrans
| Wars = [[Canberra Siege]]
| Mass = 280kg soaking wet
34 tonnes in attitude
| length = 4m
| width = 1.73m (approx)
| Crew = 1 disgruntled local
| Armor = none
| Main Armament = driver
| Engine = 2.2L straight 4 16v DOHC VVT Turbo diesel
| Drivetrain = 4WD
| Transmission = yes
| Suspension = yes
| Ground clearance = VW Passat.
| Fuel capacity = 50litres
| Operational range = 10m run up
| Maximum speed = 30km/h

}}
==First Use==

Having spent a large part of February 2022 developing the Battle Barina in secret, the explosive deployment of this UN worldbank-funded Freemason-aligned deep state sleeper cell unit to the battlefield (on receipt of the activation phrase "we shall overcome" in multipart non-harmony by the protestors) commenced on 13 Feb.

==History==
Followers of the great Geurilla Fighter, Major Ken Behrans, their battle cry of "You Fucking Bogan Slut", coupled with their near suicidal disregard for life and limb, caught the entire cooker army off balance.

==Battlefield impact==
Finding their weaponised outrage no match for the Battle Barina tactics, the cookers were left with no option but to retreat from the battlefield in disarray.

<youtube>j8cI5ciWONg</youtube>

==Allegations of Flase Flag Activies==

independent fact checkin media units have documented the existence of a vehicle of similar appearance within the Camp Epic Staging area, raising concerns this was a false flag operation intended to sway the opinions of the local populace

[[file:Battlebarina-falseflag.png|600px]]

File:Battlebarina-falseflag.png

2022-02-13T05:05:31Z

Notsoevilsteve:

Battle-barina

2022-02-13T05:01:34Z

Notsoevilsteve:

Main Page

2022-02-13T05:00:39Z

Notsoevilsteve: /* Motorised Assets (Technicals and other) */

{{#description2:Cookerpedia documents the activities and individuals in Australia who are cookers. We track anti-semites, sovereign citizens, and far-right lunatics.}}
=== Welcome to Cookerpedia! ===
[[File:Visitors.gif]]
[[File:Australia.gif]]

Cookerpedia documents the activities and individuals in Australia who are [[Cooker|cookers]].
Cookers consist of people who believe a wide range of conspiracy theories, whether mainstream or fringe.
[[File:pentagramas.gif|thumb|THE SATANTIC CABAL OF GLOBALIST GOVERNENMT AKA THE AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION]]
[[File:Freemason illuminati wtc ani.gif|thumb|9/11 AKA CIA FLASE FLAG TO MAKE NEW WORLD ORDER! GLOBALIST Agenda!]]
[[File:divider1.gif|center]]
==Resources for finding cookers==
===On Cookerpedia===
[[:Category:Cookers|Our current database of Cookers]]
<br/>
[[Main_Page#Cooker hall of fame|Cooker hall of fame]]
<br/>
<br/>
===IRL===
You can find cookers in your local park harassing innocent people for wearing masks, blocking up your roads with trucks, or in your local public toilet, bumping coke or shooting up ice.
Cookers also reside in the digital realm, in the echo chambers of Telegram, Zello, Facebook, ChristianMingle.com, Twitter, Gab, Rumble, and the list goes on.
This, of course, has caused their miasma to infect platforms where most sane people also reside.
[[File:fire_bar1.gif|center]]

==Recent cooker events==
[[File:Australia-01.gif]]

===2022===
====February====
* Convoy to Canberra really heated up (the meth pipes). The convoy saw all flavors of cookers to come to Canberra, including sovereign citizens, anti-vaxxers, tin-foil hat wearers, and right-wing nut jobs. They protested the government for a variety of idiotic fucking reasons for example: vaccines, masks, pedophile cabal in the government, treason of the government because it's a corporation or some shit, chemtrails, globalism, global banking cabal, and so on and so fucking forth.
* On Friday 11th, around 5:30pm, a large influx of cookers from across the country arrived in Camp Cooked to prepare for protests scheduled for the weekend.
** ACT Police blocked off roads leading into the [[Camp EPIC|EPIC Campground]] to slow their entry.
** WILL THEY EVER REACH 5 MILLION PROTESTORS? WHO KNOWS?
** The density of unintelligence in the universe has been identified as the [[Camp EPIC|EPIC Campground]] at this very time.
* The Cookers have scheduled an early morning meeting for Saturday 12th at 9am, and to wake up early enough, would need to drink half the number of beers the night before.
** This is apparently named [[Operation Sovereign Storm]]
* THE CAMP IS FULL!!!!! THE ROADS ARE BACKED UP DUE TO EXCESS COOKERS. LOL
* A LARGE MOB IS FORMING NEAR THE POLICE WHO ARE BLOCKING THE ENTRANCE OF EPIC.
* SOMEHOW THE GATES HAVE BEEN RE OPENED AND MORE COOKERS CAN COME IN.
* [[File:Gatesclosedcunts.png|thumb|none|HUGE MOB OF IGNORANT COOKERS]]
* Unsure that the cookers will get enough sleep or sobriety for a 9am start
* Saturday 12th: A mass of cookers are down at parliament house currently. Police have assembled and have deployed LRAD in case they need to brown note the protestors, and have also provisioned vaccine impregnated pepper balls.
** Some stupid fucking Canadian cunt is talking right now via a pre-recorded speech. No one asked. Foreign interference much?
** HAHAHAHAH GROUPS OF COOKERS ARE LEAVING AFTER ALL TALK NO ACTION
** Streams are crashing, we presume the AFP have shut down cell towers and deployed stingrays xD
* After the failure of [[Operation Sovereign Storm]], the new sovereign nation of [[Cookertown_Declaration|Cookertown was declared]], with supporters emptying their pockets.
* Saturday 13th:
** [https://twitter.com/CelerySorbet/status/1492488561933062150 Deep undercover leftist intel] has revealed that a small group of cookers (FREEMASON???? ILLUMINATI?!@#!!@#) are planned to lock everyone in at EPIC Camp to prevent it being vacated, this sounds like [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonestown JONESTOWN].

====January====
* Sov-shit group "Velvet Revolution" (way to appropriate, fuckwits), assembled squads of people to LARP as "common-law sherrifs" and serve arrest warrants for members of the Australian government. This of course failed, because the government doesn't operate under maritime law, and cookers are bat shit insane.

==Cooker hall of fame==
<br/>
<table style="border: 1px solid #fc3;margin: 4px 10%;border-collapse: collapse;background-color: #f8f9fa;box-sizing: border-box;"><tr><td class="mbox-image" style="border: none;padding: 2px 0 2px 0.9em;text-align: center;">
[[File:40px-Ambox_warning_yellow.svg.png]]</td><td class="mbox-text" style="text-align: left;border: none;padding: 0.25em 0.9em;width: 100%;">WARNING LONG TERM COOKER EXPOSURE is known to the State of California to cause long term health effects!</td></tr></table>
<br/>
<gallery>
File:ROMEO.png|thumb|[[Romeo Georges|Loose Unit Romeo Georges]]|link=Romeo Georges
File:GURU.jpg|thumb|[[David_%27Kanga_Guru%27_Graham|David "Kanga Guru" Graham]]|link=David_%27Kanga_Guru%27_Graham
File:BOSI.png|thumb|[[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi AKA Il Douche / Budget Colonel Gaddafi / Saddam Insane]]|link=Riccardo Bosi
File:TAMI.png|thumb|[[Tami Jane|Tami Jane AKA Shit Hat]]|link=Tami Jane
File:IRONBARK.png|thumb|[[James Greer|Go fund yourself]]|link=James Greer
File:Joel.png|thumb|[[Joel Gilmour|Joel Gilmour AKA Dude Where's my car?]]|link=Joel Gilmour
File:AdmiralHood.jpg|thumb|[[Graham Hood|Admiral Hood / Porn Addict]]|link=Graham Hood
File:JANAYA.jpg|thumb|[[Janaya Markwell|Rollerskate Girl]]|link=Janaya Markwell
File:Peter.jpg|thumb|[[Peter Little|Peter Little (not the actual, REAL lawyer)]]|link=Peter Little
File:Monica.jpg|thumb|[[Monica Shit|Monica Smit / Grift Queen]]|link=Monica Shit
File:HarrisonGraphicProfile.png|thumb|[[Harrison McLean|Harrison McLean / Cheerleader]]|link=Harrison McLean
File:Burge.PNG|thumb|[[Anthony Burge|Anthony Burge / Meth-Head]]|link=Anthony Burge
File:pixelbeard.jpg|thumb|[[Tony|Tony Pixelbeard]]|link=Tony
</gallery>

==Motorised Assets (Technicals and other)==

<gallery>
File:Cookerforce-1-front.PNG|thumb|[[Cookerforce_1|Cookerforce 1]]|link=Cookerforce_1
File:Zeus.PNG|thumb|[[Zeus|ImpoundForce-1]]|link=Zeus
File:battlebarina.png|thumb|[[Battle-barina|Tactical Assault Barina]]|link=Battle-barina
</gallery>

==Deep cover leftist assets (reformed cookers)==
<gallery>
File:GABE.png|thumb|[[Gabe|Gabe the Eggman, Doctor Robotnik's lovechild]]|link=Gabe
</gallery>

==Cooker warfare==
===Incursions===
* [[Operation Sovereign Storm]] - A war against every sane person in Canberra.
* [[Battle of Cookerpedia]] - Attempted defacement of a beloved public institution
===Civil wars===
* [[Battle of EPIC]] - A power struggle between top-level cookers [[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi]] and [[Graham Hood|Hoody]].

==New world order==
Unlawful alterations to the Constitution Of The Australian Commonwealth Act,
Fearmongering, Brainwashing, Constant Shutdowns of State Borders, Shutdowns of
Businesses leaving every man and woman not knowing where their family’s next meal
will come from or how they will pay their mortgage or business loans.
Forcing Mandatory Vaccinations, Forcing Mandatory Vaccine Passports, Forcing
NO JAB - NO JOB and causing a magnitude of Panic, Stress, Anxiety, Depression and
Suicides. Banning of family visits within Nursing Homes, Vaccinating our children
without parental consent which has caused these breaches of the peace; just to name a
few.
Arrest all Politicians, Judges and State Governors.
* To Restore our Constitution Of The Australian Commonwealth Act.
* To Remove the Private Corporate Government Sitting Members from our
Parliaments and Council Chambers.
* To Reinstate a New Government for the Commonwealth Of Australia
under our Constitution Of The Australian Commonwealth Act of
Independent Candidates ONLY by way of ONE PERSON, ONE VOTE
ONLY for ONE Independent Candidate as it states in our Constitution of
the Australian Commonwealth Act 1900 UK
Section 76. “Each Elector Shall Vote ONLY ONCE!
[[File:New 911.gif|thumb|They knew!!! ABSOLUTE TYRANNY]]
[[File:Takeover banner.gif|thumb|governemnt police state! THIS IS HAPPENING Australia.,..,]]
[[File:eye_anim8.gif|center]]
[[File:lightgodleaf200.gif]][[File:email.gif]]

Battle-barina

2022-02-13T03:49:32Z

Notsoevilsteve:

[[Category:Ken Behrans]]
{{Vehicle
| Type = Holden Captiva 5-Door Auto
| Place of Origin = Canberra-region
| In Service = Unknown - 'present'
| Used By = Ken Behrans
| Wars = [[Canberra Siege]]
| Mass = 280kg soaking wet
34 tonnes in attitude
| length = 4m
| width = 1.73m (approx)
| Crew = 1 disgruntled local
| Armor = none
| Main Armament = driver
| Engine = 2.2L straight 4 16v DOHC VVT Turbo diesel
| Drivetrain = 4WD
| Transmission = yes
| Suspension = yes
| Ground clearance = VW Passat.
| Fuel capacity = 50litres
| Operational range = 10m run up
| Maximum speed = 30km/h

}}
==First Use==

Having spent a large part of February 2022 developing the Battle Barina in secret, the explosive deployment of this UN worldbank-funded Freemason-aligned deep state sleeper cell unit to the battlefield (on receipt of the activation phrase "we shall overcome" in multipart non-harmony by the protestors) commenced on 13 Feb.

==History==
Followers of the great Geurilla Fighter, Major Ken Behrans, their battle cry of "You Fucking Bogan Slut", coupled with their near suicidal disregard for life and limb, caught the entire cooker army off balance.

==Battlefield impact==
Finding their weaponised outrage no match for the Battle Barina tactics, the cookers were left with no option but to retreat from the battlefield in disarray.

<youtube>j8cI5ciWONg</youtube>

Battle-barina

2022-02-13T03:35:02Z

Notsoevilsteve:

[[Category:Ken Behrans]]
{{Vehicle
| Type = Holden Captiva 5-Door Auto
| Place of Origin = Canberra-region
| In Service = Unknown - 'present'
| Used By = Ken Behrans
| Wars = [[Canberra Siege]]
| Mass = 280kg soaking wet
34 tonnes in attitude
| length = 4m
| width = 1.73m (approx)
| Crew = 1 disgruntled local
| Armor = none
| Main Armament = driver
| Engine = 2.2L straight 4 16v DOHC VVT Turbo diesel
| Drivetrain = 4WD
| Transmission = yes
| Suspension = yes
| Ground clearance = VW Passat.
| Fuel capacity = 50litres
| Operational range = 10m run up
| Maximum speed = 30km/h

}}
==First Use==

Having spent a large part of February 2022 developing the Battle Barina in secret, the explosive deployment of this UN worldbank funded, Freemason aligned deep state sleeper cell unit to the battlefield (on receipt of the activation phrase "we shall overcome" in multipart non-harmony by the protestors) commenced on 13 Feb. Followers of the great Geurilla Fighter, Major Ken Behrans, their battle cry of "You Fucking Bogan Slut", coupled with their near suicidal disregard for life and limb, caught the entire cooker army off balance. Finding their weaponised outrage no match for the Battle Barina tactics left them no option but to retreat from the battlefield in disarray.

<youtube>j8cI5ciWONg</youtube>

Battle-barina

2022-02-13T03:30:03Z

Notsoevilsteve:

[[Category:Ken Behrans]]
{{Vehicle
| Type = Ken Bebran geurilla fighter
| Place of Origin = Canberra-region
| In Service = Unknown - 'present'
| Used By = Ken Behrans
| Wars = [[Canberra Siege]]
| Mass = 280kg soaking wet
34 tonnes in attitude
| length = 4m
| width = 1.73m (approx)
| Crew = 1 disgruntled local
| Armor = none
| Main Armament = driver
| Engine = 1.4L 4 cylinder
| Transmission = yes
| Suspension = yes
| Ground clearance = VW Passat.
| Fuel capacity = 50litres
| Operational range = 10m run up
| Maximum speed = 30km/h

}}
==First Use==

Having spent a large part of February 2022 developing the Battle Barina in secret, the explosive deployment of this UN worldbank funded, Freemason aligned deep state sleeper cell unit to the battlefield (on receipt of the activation phrase "we shall overcome" in multipart non-harmony by the protestors) commenced on 13 Feb. Followers of the great Geurilla Fighter, Major Ken Behrans, the joy at the commencement of combat, coupled with their near suicidal disregard for life and limb caught the entire cooker army off balance. Their weaponised outrage no match for the Battle Barina tactics left them no option but to retreat from the battlefield in disarray.

<youtube>j8cI5ciWONg</youtube>

Main Page

2022-02-13T03:17:46Z

Notsoevilsteve:

{{#description2:Cookerpedia documents the activities and individuals in Australia who are cookers. We track anti-semites, sovereign citizens, and far-right lunatics.}}
=== Welcome to Cookerpedia! ===
[[File:Visitors.gif]]
[[File:Australia.gif]]

Cookerpedia documents the activities and individuals in Australia who are [[Cooker|cookers]].
Cookers consist of people who believe a wide range of conspiracy theories, whether mainstream or fringe.
[[File:pentagramas.gif|thumb|THE SATANTIC CABAL OF GLOBALIST GOVERNENMT AKA THE AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION]]
[[File:Freemason illuminati wtc ani.gif|thumb|9/11 AKA CIA FLASE FLAG TO MAKE NEW WORLD ORDER! GLOBALIST Agenda!]]
[[File:divider1.gif|center]]
==Resources for finding cookers==
===On Cookerpedia===
[[:Category:Cookers|Our current database of Cookers]]
<br/>
[[Main_Page#Cooker hall of fame|Cooker hall of fame]]
<br/>
<br/>
===IRL===
You can find cookers in your local park harassing innocent people for wearing masks, blocking up your roads with trucks, or in your local public toilet, bumping coke or shooting up ice.
Cookers also reside in the digital realm, in the echo chambers of Telegram, Zello, Facebook, ChristianMingle.com, Twitter, Gab, Rumble, and the list goes on.
This, of course, has caused their miasma to infect platforms where most sane people also reside.
[[File:fire_bar1.gif|center]]

==Recent cooker events==
[[File:Australia-01.gif]]

===2022===
====February====
* Convoy to Canberra really heated up (the meth pipes). The convoy saw all flavors of cookers to come to Canberra, including sovereign citizens, anti-vaxxers, tin-foil hat wearers, and right-wing nut jobs. They protested the government for a variety of idiotic fucking reasons for example: vaccines, masks, pedophile cabal in the government, treason of the government because it's a corporation or some shit, chemtrails, globalism, global banking cabal, and so on and so fucking forth.
* On Friday 11th, around 5:30pm, a large influx of cookers from across the country arrived in Camp Cooked to prepare for protests scheduled for the weekend.
** ACT Police blocked off roads leading into the [[Camp EPIC|EPIC Campground]] to slow their entry.
** WILL THEY EVER REACH 5 MILLION PROTESTORS? WHO KNOWS?
** The density of unintelligence in the universe has been identified as the [[Camp EPIC|EPIC Campground]] at this very time.
* The Cookers have scheduled an early morning meeting for Saturday 12th at 9am, and to wake up early enough, would need to drink half the number of beers the night before.
** This is apparently named [[Operation Sovereign Storm]]
* THE CAMP IS FULL!!!!! THE ROADS ARE BACKED UP DUE TO EXCESS COOKERS. LOL
* A LARGE MOB IS FORMING NEAR THE POLICE WHO ARE BLOCKING THE ENTRANCE OF EPIC.
* SOMEHOW THE GATES HAVE BEEN RE OPENED AND MORE COOKERS CAN COME IN.
* [[File:Gatesclosedcunts.png|thumb|none|HUGE MOB OF IGNORANT COOKERS]]
* Unsure that the cookers will get enough sleep or sobriety for a 9am start
* Saturday 12th: A mass of cookers are down at parliament house currently. Police have assembled and have deployed LRAD in case they need to brown note the protestors, and have also provisioned vaccine impregnated pepper balls.
** Some stupid fucking Canadian cunt is talking right now via a pre-recorded speech. No one asked. Foreign interference much?
** HAHAHAHAH GROUPS OF COOKERS ARE LEAVING AFTER ALL TALK NO ACTION
** Streams are crashing, we presume the AFP have shut down cell towers and deployed stingrays xD
* After the failure of [[Operation Sovereign Storm]], the new sovereign nation of [[Cookertown_Declaration|Cookertown was declared]], with supporters emptying their pockets.
* Saturday 13th:
** [https://twitter.com/CelerySorbet/status/1492488561933062150 Deep undercover leftist intel] has revealed that a small group of cookers (FREEMASON???? ILLUMINATI?!@#!!@#) are planned to lock everyone in at EPIC Camp to prevent it being vacated, this sounds like [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonestown JONESTOWN].

====January====
* Sov-shit group "Velvet Revolution" (way to appropriate, fuckwits), assembled squads of people to LARP as "common-law sherrifs" and serve arrest warrants for members of the Australian government. This of course failed, because the government doesn't operate under maritime law, and cookers are bat shit insane.

==Cooker hall of fame==
<br/>
<table style="border: 1px solid #fc3;margin: 4px 10%;border-collapse: collapse;background-color: #f8f9fa;box-sizing: border-box;"><tr><td class="mbox-image" style="border: none;padding: 2px 0 2px 0.9em;text-align: center;">
[[File:40px-Ambox_warning_yellow.svg.png]]</td><td class="mbox-text" style="text-align: left;border: none;padding: 0.25em 0.9em;width: 100%;">WARNING LONG TERM COOKER EXPOSURE is known to the State of California to cause long term health effects!</td></tr></table>
<br/>
<gallery>
File:ROMEO.png|thumb|[[Romeo Georges|Loose Unit Romeo Georges]]|link=Romeo Georges
File:GURU.jpg|thumb|[[David_%27Kanga_Guru%27_Graham|David "Kanga Guru" Graham]]|link=David_%27Kanga_Guru%27_Graham
File:BOSI.png|thumb|[[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi AKA Il Douche / Budget Colonel Gaddafi / Saddam Insane]]|link=Riccardo Bosi
File:TAMI.png|thumb|[[Tami Jane|Tami Jane AKA Shit Hat]]|link=Tami Jane
File:IRONBARK.png|thumb|[[James Greer|Go fund yourself]]|link=James Greer
File:Joel.png|thumb|[[Joel Gilmour|Joel Gilmour AKA Dude Where's my car?]]|link=Joel Gilmour
File:AdmiralHood.jpg|thumb|[[Graham Hood|Admiral Hood / Porn Addict]]|link=Graham Hood
File:JANAYA.jpg|thumb|[[Janaya Markwell|Rollerskate Girl]]|link=Janaya Markwell
File:Peter.jpg|thumb|[[Peter Little|Peter Little (not the actual, REAL lawyer)]]|link=Peter Little
File:Monica.jpg|thumb|[[Monica Shit|Monica Smit / Grift Queen]]|link=Monica Shit
File:HarrisonGraphicProfile.png|thumb|[[Harrison McLean|Harrison McLean / Cheerleader]]|link=Harrison McLean
File:Burge.PNG|thumb|[[Anthony Burge|Anthony Burge / Meth-Head]]|link=Anthony Burge
File:pixelbeard.jpg|thumb|[[Tony|Tony Pixelbeard]]|link=Tony
</gallery>

==Motorised Assets (Technicals and other)==

<gallery>
File:Cookerforce-1-front.PNG|thumb|[[Cookerforce_1|Cookerforce 1]]|link=Cookerforce_1
File:Zeus.PNG|thumb|[[Zeus|ImpoundForce-1]]|link=Zeus
File:battlebarina.png|thumb|[[battle-barina|Tactical Assault Barina ]]|link=Battle-barina
</gallery>

==Deep cover leftist assets (reformed cookers)==
<gallery>
File:GABE.png|thumb|[[Gabe|Gabe the Eggman, Doctor Robotnik's lovechild]]|link=Gabe
</gallery>

==Cooker warfare==
===Incursions===
* [[Operation Sovereign Storm]] - A war against every sane person in Canberra.
===Civil wars===
* [[Battle of EPIC]] - A power struggle between top-level cookers [[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi]] and [[Graham Hood|Hoody]].

==New world order==
Unlawful alterations to the Constitution Of The Australian Commonwealth Act,
Fearmongering, Brainwashing, Constant Shutdowns of State Borders, Shutdowns of
Businesses leaving every man and woman not knowing where their family’s next meal
will come from or how they will pay their mortgage or business loans.
Forcing Mandatory Vaccinations, Forcing Mandatory Vaccine Passports, Forcing
NO JAB - NO JOB and causing a magnitude of Panic, Stress, Anxiety, Depression and
Suicides. Banning of family visits within Nursing Homes, Vaccinating our children
without parental consent which has caused these breaches of the peace; just to name a
few.
Arrest all Politicians, Judges and State Governors.
* To Restore our Constitution Of The Australian Commonwealth Act.
* To Remove the Private Corporate Government Sitting Members from our
Parliaments and Council Chambers.
* To Reinstate a New Government for the Commonwealth Of Australia
under our Constitution Of The Australian Commonwealth Act of
Independent Candidates ONLY by way of ONE PERSON, ONE VOTE
ONLY for ONE Independent Candidate as it states in our Constitution of
the Australian Commonwealth Act 1900 UK
Section 76. “Each Elector Shall Vote ONLY ONCE!
[[File:New 911.gif|thumb|They knew!!! ABSOLUTE TYRANNY]]
[[File:Takeover banner.gif|thumb|governemnt police state! THIS IS HAPPENING Australia.,..,]]
[[File:eye_anim8.gif|center]]
[[File:lightgodleaf200.gif]][[File:email.gif]]

Battle-barina

2022-02-13T03:14:58Z

Notsoevilsteve:

[[Category:Ken Behrans]]
{{Vehicle
| Type = Ken Bebran geurilla fighter
| Place of Origin = Canberra-region
| In Service = Unknown - 'present'
| Used By = Ken Behrans
| Wars = [[Canberra Siege]]
| Mass = 280kg soaking wet
34 tonnes in attitude
| length = 4m
| width = 1.73m (approx)
| Crew = 1 disgruntled local
| Armor = none
| Main Armament = driver
| Engine = 1.4L 4 cylinder
| Transmission = yes
| Suspension = yes
| Ground clearance = VM Passat.
| Fuel capacity = 50litres
| Operational range = 10m run up
| Maximum speed = 30km/h

}}
==First Use==

Having spent a large part of February 2022 developing the Battle Barina in secret, the explosive deployment of this unit to the battlefield from 13 Feb by the Ken Behran geurilla forces caught the entire cooker army off balance. Their weaponised outrage was no match for the near-suicidal tactics of the Battle Barina crews, leaving them no option but to retreat from the battlefield in disarray.

<youtube>j8cI5ciWONg</youtube>

Main Page

2022-02-13T02:34:20Z

Notsoevilsteve: /* Motorised Assets (Technicals and other) */

{{#description2:Cookerpedia documents the activities and individuals in Australia who are cookers. We track anti-semites, sovereign citizens, and far-right lunatics.}}
=== Welcome to Cookerpedia! ===
[[File:Visitors.gif]]
[[File:Australia.gif]]

Cookerpedia documents the activities and individuals in Australia who are [[Cooker|cookers]].
Cookers consist of people who believe a wide range of conspiracy theories, whether mainstream or fringe.
[[File:pentagramas.gif|thumb|THE SATANTIC CABAL OF GLOBALIST GOVERNENMT AKA THE AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION]]
[[File:Freemason illuminati wtc ani.gif|thumb|9/11 AKA CIA FLASE FLAG TO MAKE NEW WORLD ORDER! GLOBALIST Agenda!]]
[[File:divider1.gif|center]]
==Resources for finding cookers==
===On Cookerpedia===
[[:Category:Cookers|Our current database of Cookers]]
<br/>
[[Main_Page#Cooker hall of fame|Cooker hall of fame]]
<br/>
<br/>
===IRL===
You can find cookers in your local park harassing innocent people for wearing masks, blocking up your roads with trucks, or in your local public toilet, bumping coke or shooting up ice.
Cookers also reside in the digital realm, in the echo chambers of Telegram, Zello, Facebook, ChristianMingle.com, Twitter, Gab, Rumble, and the list goes on.
This, of course, has caused their miasma to infect platforms where most sane people also reside.
[[File:fire_bar1.gif|center]]

==Recent cooker events==
[[File:Australia-01.gif]]

===2022===
====February====
* Convoy to Canberra really heated up (the meth pipes). The convoy saw all flavors of cookers to come to Canberra, including sovereign citizens, anti-vaxxers, tin-foil hat wearers, and right-wing nut jobs. They protested the government for a variety of idiotic fucking reasons for example: vaccines, masks, pedophile cabal in the government, treason of the government because it's a corporation or some shit, chemtrails, globalism, global banking cabal, and so on and so fucking forth.
* On Friday 11th, around 5:30pm, a large influx of cookers from across the country arrived in Camp Cooked to prepare for protests scheduled for the weekend.
** ACT Police blocked off roads leading into the [[Camp EPIC|EPIC Campground]] to slow their entry.
** WILL THEY EVER REACH 5 MILLION PROTESTORS? WHO KNOWS?
** The density of unintelligence in the universe has been identified as the [[Camp EPIC|EPIC Campground]] at this very time.
* The Cookers have scheduled an early morning meeting for Saturday 12th at 9am, and to wake up early enough, would need to drink half the number of beers the night before.
** This is apparently named [[Operation Sovereign Storm]]
* THE CAMP IS FULL!!!!! THE ROADS ARE BACKED UP DUE TO EXCESS COOKERS. LOL
* A LARGE MOB IS FORMING NEAR THE POLICE WHO ARE BLOCKING THE ENTRANCE OF EPIC.
* SOMEHOW THE GATES HAVE BEEN RE OPENED AND MORE COOKERS CAN COME IN.
* [[File:Gatesclosedcunts.png|thumb|none|HUGE MOB OF IGNORANT COOKERS]]
* Unsure that the cookers will get enough sleep or sobriety for a 9am start
* Saturday 12th: A mass of cookers are down at parliament house currently. Police have assembled and have deployed LRAD in case they need to brown note the protestors, and have also provisioned vaccine impregnated pepper balls.
** Some stupid fucking Canadian cunt is talking right now via a pre-recorded speech. No one asked. Foreign interference much?
** HAHAHAHAH GROUPS OF COOKERS ARE LEAVING AFTER ALL TALK NO ACTION
** Streams are crashing, we presume the AFP have shut down cell towers and deployed stingrays xD
* After the failure of [[Operation Sovereign Storm]], the new sovereign nation of [[Cookertown_Declaration|Cookertown was declared]], with supporters emptying their pockets.
* Saturday 13th:
** [https://twitter.com/CelerySorbet/status/1492488561933062150 Deep undercover leftist intel] has revealed that a small group of cookers (FREEMASON???? ILLUMINATI?!@#!!@#) are planned to lock everyone in at EPIC Camp to prevent it being vacated, this sounds like [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonestown JONESTOWN].

====January====
* Sov-shit group "Velvet Revolution" (way to appropriate, fuckwits), assembled squads of people to LARP as "common-law sherrifs" and serve arrest warrants for members of the Australian government. This of course failed, because the government doesn't operate under maritime law, and cookers are bat shit insane.

==Cooker hall of fame==
<br/>
<table style="border: 1px solid #fc3;margin: 4px 10%;border-collapse: collapse;background-color: #f8f9fa;box-sizing: border-box;"><tr><td class="mbox-image" style="border: none;padding: 2px 0 2px 0.9em;text-align: center;">
[[File:40px-Ambox_warning_yellow.svg.png]]</td><td class="mbox-text" style="text-align: left;border: none;padding: 0.25em 0.9em;width: 100%;">WARNING LONG TERM COOKER EXPOSURE is known to the State of California to cause long term health effects!</td></tr></table>
<br/>
<gallery>
File:ROMEO.png|thumb|[[Romeo Georges|Loose Unit Romeo Georges]]|link=Romeo Georges
File:GURU.jpg|thumb|[[David_%27Kanga_Guru%27_Graham|David "Kanga Guru" Graham]]|link=David_%27Kanga_Guru%27_Graham
File:BOSI.png|thumb|[[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi AKA Il Douche / Budget Colonel Gaddafi / Saddam Insane]]|link=Riccardo Bosi
File:TAMI.png|thumb|[[Tami Jane|Tami Jane AKA Shit Hat]]|link=Tami Jane
File:IRONBARK.png|thumb|[[James Greer|Go fund yourself]]|link=James Greer
File:Joel.png|thumb|[[Joel Gilmour|Joel Gilmour AKA Dude Where's my car?]]|link=Joel Gilmour
File:AdmiralHood.jpg|thumb|[[Graham Hood|Admiral Hood / Porn Addict]]|link=Graham Hood
File:JANAYA.jpg|thumb|[[Janaya Markwell|Rollerskate Girl]]|link=Janaya Markwell
File:Peter.jpg|thumb|[[Peter Little|Peter Little (not the actual, REAL lawyer)]]|link=Peter Little
File:Monica.jpg|thumb|[[Monica Shit|Monica Smit / Grift Queen]]|link=Monica Shit
File:HarrisonGraphicProfile.png|thumb|[[Harrison McLean|Harrison McLean / Cheerleader]]|link=Harrison McLean
File:Burge.PNG|thumb|[[Anthony Burge|Anthony Burge / Meth-Head]]|link=Anthony Burge
File:pixelbeard.jpg|thumb|[[Tony|Tony Pixelbeard]]|link=Tony
</gallery>

==Motorised Assets (Technicals and other)==

<gallery>
File:Cookerforce-1-front.PNG|thumb|[[Cookerforce_1|Cookerforce 1]]|link=Cookerforce_1
File:Zeus.PNG|thumb|[[Zeus|ImpoundForce-1]]|link=Zeus
File:battlebarina.png|thumb|[[battle-barina|Tactical Assault Barina ]]|link=BattleBarina
</gallery>

==Deep cover leftist assets (reformed cookers)==
<gallery>
File:GABE.png|thumb|[[Gabe|Gabe the Eggman, Doctor Robotnik's lovechild]]|link=Gabe
</gallery>

==Cooker warfare==
===Incursions===
* [[Operation Sovereign Storm]] - A war against every sane person in Canberra.
===Civil wars===
* [[Battle of EPIC]] - A power struggle between top-level cookers [[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi]] and [[Graham Hood|Hoody]].

==New world order==
Unlawful alterations to the Constitution Of The Australian Commonwealth Act,
Fearmongering, Brainwashing, Constant Shutdowns of State Borders, Shutdowns of
Businesses leaving every man and woman not knowing where their family’s next meal
will come from or how they will pay their mortgage or business loans.
Forcing Mandatory Vaccinations, Forcing Mandatory Vaccine Passports, Forcing
NO JAB - NO JOB and causing a magnitude of Panic, Stress, Anxiety, Depression and
Suicides. Banning of family visits within Nursing Homes, Vaccinating our children
without parental consent which has caused these breaches of the peace; just to name a
few.
Arrest all Politicians, Judges and State Governors.
* To Restore our Constitution Of The Australian Commonwealth Act.
* To Remove the Private Corporate Government Sitting Members from our
Parliaments and Council Chambers.
* To Reinstate a New Government for the Commonwealth Of Australia
under our Constitution Of The Australian Commonwealth Act of
Independent Candidates ONLY by way of ONE PERSON, ONE VOTE
ONLY for ONE Independent Candidate as it states in our Constitution of
the Australian Commonwealth Act 1900 UK
Section 76. “Each Elector Shall Vote ONLY ONCE!
[[File:New 911.gif|thumb|They knew!!! ABSOLUTE TYRANNY]]
[[File:Takeover banner.gif|thumb|governemnt police state! THIS IS HAPPENING Australia.,..,]]
[[File:eye_anim8.gif|center]]
[[File:lightgodleaf200.gif]][[File:email.gif]]

File:Battlebarina.png

2022-02-13T02:33:28Z

Notsoevilsteve:

Tami Jane

2022-02-12T23:15:13Z

Notsoevilsteve:

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:TAMI.png]]
| age = 32
| gender = Female Conforming
| location = Melbourne, Australia
| occupation = Anti-science "alternative medicine" grifter
| height = 5'1"
| weight = 70kg
| affiliations = unknown
| aliases = Shit Hat, Cold Sore
| instagram = idk
| facebook = https://www.facebook.com/Tamijaneheals
| telegram = idk
}}
Tami Jane, AKA Shit Hat, is a sov cit, crystal/magic enthusiast, cooker and former Real Estate agent from Melbourne, Australia.

== About Tami ==

Tami Likes to wear a really shit hat, and sports a variety of cold sores, in many different liveries, and head for the hills at the first sign of the chance of getting arrested. She also claims to be moving to England, which will be interesting to see as she doesn't have any form of income.

== Beliefs ==
* Healing crystals
** Magic
* Tunnels under parliament
* Probably collecting dream catchers
* A coward always runs away and lives to run another day
* bad makeup effectively covers coldsores
* donation moneys are for nice things.

Cooker

2022-02-12T22:38:34Z

Notsoevilsteve:

Cookers consist of people who believe a wide range of conspiracy theories, whether mainstream or fringe.

Multiple definitions of the term Cooker can be found on [https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cooker Urban Dictionary], though none really capture the true nature of the Cooker as demonstrated during the Conn-voy to Kambra 2022.

In the Qanon <s>community</s> cult, the "gifted" people who takes Q's cryptic pronouncements (known to the cultists as breadcrumbs) then extrapolate and stretch them into semi-coherant ideas and conspiracies are lovingly known in the Qanon world as Bakers. The cooker is a little lower on the social scale of far right nut jobs. The cooker doesn't really create any new conspiracies, the cooker contributes to the cause by merely believing every conspiracy they ever hear, no matter how far fetched or moronic the conspiracy might be.

''We welcome further edits to this topic to expand the various aspects of this definition.''

== Background ==

Most cookers appear to have been formerly employed in low- to middle-income careers, and of at least below-average intelligence and of limited education. There are several outliers, of people who are of average intelligence, though importantly, '''this list does not include''':
* [[Bruce_Paix|Dr Bruce Paix]], a cooker anaesthetist who drank the online kool-aid, having not looked after a single person with COVID, nor read a single journal article about COVID, and certainly having not a single clue about medical statistics.
* [[John_Larter|The LARPing Ambo]], who lost his court case against the NSW Ambulance Service for his cooker ideas (yet still lives in government-funded accommodation at the Tumut ambulance station).
* [[Graham_Hood|Captain Dementia]], the porn addict-turned pilot-turned king of the cookers, who left school at 13 and yet was allowed to fly people around the world. It is unclear what percentage of his flights he spent buzzed from rumbos in the pilot's lounge before the flight.

== Dunning-Kreuger Effect ==

The Dunning–Kruger effect is the cognitive bias whereby people with low ability at a task overestimate their ability. Some researchers also include in their definition the opposite effect for high performers: their tendency to underestimate their skills [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect]. This phenomenon is universally shared with these cookers, especially those who have worked in health fields. Those who work in quack-associated "health" fields are even more susceptible to this, and it is suspected that this may be a universal feature in this demographic.

However, even "everyday mums and dads" these days are experts in virology, epidemiology, vaccine development, and developmental psychology, thanks to their use of Facebook. Most of their information has been distributed using the "share" function, and at least 30% of their misinformation comes in the forms of Minions memes.

[[file:Overcooked-cooker.jpg|left|thumbnail|An overcooked cooker of the 14th Overcooker shock regiment commences their negotiations with members of the Parliamentary security detail during the February 12 "I went to this insurrection and all I got was this shitty flag cape" protests.]]
== Livestreaming ==

The February 12 "insurrection" has demonstrated that most cookers will live-stream their presence throughout the various social media networks which many cookers are protesting against. So much so that the larger live-streamers have had difficulty streaming the events themselves, which has in turn made laughing at the cookers from online quite difficult.

This use of the technology (which tracks their every movement and their online habits) is deeply entwined with their catch-cry "If it's not live-streamed, it didn't happen".

== Interacting with the Cookers ==

Interestingly, unlike the the remainder of the population, who generally can conduct a civil debate, the vast majority of cookers have fixed thinking about all issues they feel strongly about. Even in the face of clear, concise and un-refutable evidence, they find the mere possibility of changing their mind about something abhorrent, and will quickly turn any discussion or debate into petty name-calling, or as recently demonstrated by the cooker [[1andonlyree]] (who is currently in hospital, presumably from buthurt?), rhetoric and other nonsense.

It is recommended that, upon encountering a cooker, that one simply ignore them. This will not only deflate their Main Character Syndrome, but will also protect your brain from becoming cooked.

== Treatment ==

Unfortunately, it appears that becoming a cooker is a terminal condition. No research has been conducted to support any therapy or medications, though it is believed that getting vaccinated may help prevent worsening of the condition.

Complementary or alternative therapies have been shown to worsen the cooker.

== Chanting ==

Cookers like to gather in groups of 100,000 at a time and chant together.
{{Cite tweet |user=OzraeliAvi |number=1492327260183199751 |title=Sack Them All}} These chants often last only a few recitals before another chant is started.

In one particularly ironic episode on 10 February 2022, when the cookers attempted to support The Youth Advocate's [http://www8.austlii.edu.au/cgi-bin/viewdoc/au/cases/cth/HCASL//2022/4.html application for leave to appeal] (which was dismissed as "''frivolous and vexatious''" by [https://www.hcourt.gov.au/justices/current/patrick-keane Justice Patrick Keane AC]), they chanted two separate chants outside the High Court of Australia, after they had all slept in and missed their opportunity to yell at a building:
* Together, United, we will never be ''divided''
* Together, United, we will never be ''defeated''

Main Page

2022-02-12T22:34:23Z

Notsoevilsteve:

{{#description2:Cookerpedia documents the activities and individuals in Australia who are cookers. We track anti-semites, sovereign citizens, and far-right lunatics.}}
=== Welcome to Cookerpedia! ===
[[File:Visitors.gif]]
[[File:Australia.gif]]

Cookerpedia documents the activities and individuals in Australia who are [[Cooker|cookers]].
Cookers consist of people who believe a wide range of conspiracy theories, whether mainstream or fringe.
[[File:pentagramas.gif|thumb|THE SATANTIC CABAL OF GLOBALIST GOVERNENMT AKA THE AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION]]
[[File:Freemason illuminati wtc ani.gif|thumb|9/11 AKA CIA FLASE FLAG TO MAKE NEW WORLD ORDER! GLOBALIST Agenda!]]
[[File:divider1.gif|center]]
==Resources for finding cookers==
===On Cookerpedia===
[[:Category:Cookers|Our current database of Cookers]]
<br/>
[[Main_Page#Cooker hall of fame|Cooker hall of fame]]
<br/>
<br/>
===IRL===
You can find cookers in your local park harassing innocent people for wearing masks, blocking up your roads with trucks, or in your local public toilet, bumping coke or shooting up ice.
Cookers also reside in the digital realm, in the echo chambers of Telegram, Zello, Facebook, ChristianMingle.com, Twitter, Gab, Rumble, and the list goes on.
This, of course, has caused their miasma to infect platforms where most sane people also reside.
[[File:fire_bar1.gif|center]]

==Recent cooker events==
[[File:Australia-01.gif]]

===2022===
====February====
* Convoy to Canberra really heated up (the meth pipes). The convoy saw all flavors of cookers to come to Canberra, including sovereign citizens, anti-vaxxers, tin-foil hat wearers, and right-wing nut jobs. They protested the government for a variety of idiotic fucking reasons for example: vaccines, masks, pedophile cabal in the government, treason of the government because it's a corporation or some shit, chemtrails, globalism, global banking cabal, and so on and so fucking forth.
* On Friday 11th, around 5:30pm, a large influx of cookers from across the country arrived in Camp Cooked to prepare for protests scheduled for the weekend.
** ACT Police blocked off roads leading into the [[Camp EPIC|EPIC Campground]] to slow their entry.
** WILL THEY EVER REACH 5 MILLION PROTESTORS? WHO KNOWS?
** The density of unintelligence in the universe has been identified as the [[Camp EPIC|EPIC Campground]] at this very time.
* The Cookers have scheduled an early morning meeting for Saturday 12th at 9am, and to wake up early enough, would need to drink half the number of beers the night before.
** This is apparently named [[Operation Sovereign Storm]]
* THE CAMP IS FULL!!!!! THE ROADS ARE BACKED UP DUE TO EXCESS COOKERS. LOL
* A LARGE MOB IS FORMING NEAR THE POLICE WHO ARE BLOCKING THE ENTRANCE OF EPIC.
* SOMEHOW THE GATES HAVE BEEN RE OPENED AND MORE COOKERS CAN COME IN.
* [[File:Gatesclosedcunts.png|thumb|none|HUGE MOB OF IGNORANT COOKERS]]
* Unsure that the cookers will get enough sleep or sobriety for a 9am start
* Saturday 12th: A mass of cookers are down at parliament house currently. Police have assembled and have deployed LRAD in case they need to brown note the protestors, and have also provisioned vaccine impregnated pepper balls.
** Some stupid fucking Canadian cunt is talking right now via a pre-recorded speech. No one asked. Foreign interference much?
** HAHAHAHAH GROUPS OF COOKERS ARE LEAVING AFTER ALL TALK NO ACTION
** Streams are crashing, we presume the AFP have shut down cell towers and deployed stingrays xD
* After the failure of [[Operation Sovereign Storm]], the new sovereign nation of [[Cookertown_Declaration|Cookertown was declared]], with supporters emptying their pockets.
* Saturday 13th:
** [https://twitter.com/CelerySorbet/status/1492488561933062150 Deep undercover leftist intel] has revealed that a small group of cookers (FREEMASON???? ILLUMINATI?!@#!!@#) are planned to lock everyone in at EPIC Camp to prevent it being vacated, this sounds like [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonestown JONESTOWN].

====January====
* Sov-shit group "Velvet Revolution" (way to appropriate, fuckwits), assembled squads of people to LARP as "common-law sherrifs" and serve arrest warrants for members of the Australian government. This of course failed, because the government doesn't operate under maritime law, and cookers are bat shit insane.

==Cooker hall of fame==
<br/>
<table style="border: 1px solid #fc3;margin: 4px 10%;border-collapse: collapse;background-color: #f8f9fa;box-sizing: border-box;"><tr><td class="mbox-image" style="border: none;padding: 2px 0 2px 0.9em;text-align: center;">
[[File:40px-Ambox_warning_yellow.svg.png]]</td><td class="mbox-text" style="text-align: left;border: none;padding: 0.25em 0.9em;width: 100%;">WARNING LONG TERM COOKER EXPOSURE is known to the State of California to cause long term health effects!</td></tr></table>
<br/>
<gallery>
File:ROMEO.png|thumb|[[Romeo Georges|Loose Unit Romeo Georges]]|link=Romeo Georges
File:GURU.jpg|thumb|[[David_%27Kanga_Guru%27_Graham|David "Kanga Guru" Graham]]|link=David_%27Kanga_Guru%27_Graham
File:BOSI.png|thumb|[[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi AKA Il Douche / Budget Colonel Gaddafi / Saddam Insane]]|link=Riccardo Bosi
File:TAMI.png|thumb|[[Tami Jane|Tami Jane AKA Shit Hat]]|link=Tami Jane
File:IRONBARK.png|thumb|[[James Greer|Go fund yourself]]|link=James Greer
File:Joel.png|thumb|[[Joel Gilmour|Joel Gilmour AKA Dude Where's my car?]]|link=Joel Gilmour
File:AdmiralHood.jpg|thumb|[[Graham Hood|Admiral Hood / Porn Addict]]|link=Graham Hood
File:JANAYA.jpg|thumb|[[Janaya Markwell|Rollerskate Girl]]|link=Janaya Markwell
File:Peter.jpg|thumb|[[Peter Little|Peter Little (not the actual, REAL lawyer)]]|link=Peter Little
File:Monica.jpg|thumb|[[Monica Shit|Monica Smit / Grift Queen]]|link=Monica Shit
File:HarrisonGraphicProfile.png|thumb|[[Harrison McLean|Harrison McLean / Cheerleader]]|link=Harrison McLean
File:Burge.PNG|thumb|[[Anthony Burge|Anthony Burge / Meth-Head]]|link=Anthony Burge
</gallery>

==Motorised Assets (Technicals and other)==

<gallery>
File:Cookerforce-1-front.PNG|thumb|[[Cookerforce_1|Cookerforce 1]]|link=Cookerforce_1
File:Zeus.PNG|thumb|[[Zeus|ImpoundForce-1]]|link=Zeus
</gallery>

==Deep cover leftist assets (reformed cookers)==
<gallery>
File:GABE.png|thumb|[[Gabe|Gabe the Eggman, Doctor Robotnik's lovechild]]|link=Gabe
</gallery>

==Cooker warfare==
===Incursions===
* [[Operation Sovereign Storm]] - A war against every sane person in Canberra.
===Civil wars===
* [[Battle of EPIC]] - A power struggle between top-level cookers [[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi]] and [[Graham Hood|Hoody]].

==New world order==
Unlawful alterations to the Constitution Of The Australian Commonwealth Act,
Fearmongering, Brainwashing, Constant Shutdowns of State Borders, Shutdowns of
Businesses leaving every man and woman not knowing where their family’s next meal
will come from or how they will pay their mortgage or business loans.
Forcing Mandatory Vaccinations, Forcing Mandatory Vaccine Passports, Forcing
NO JAB - NO JOB and causing a magnitude of Panic, Stress, Anxiety, Depression and
Suicides. Banning of family visits within Nursing Homes, Vaccinating our children
without parental consent which has caused these breaches of the peace; just to name a
few.
Arrest all Politicians, Judges and State Governors.
* To Restore our Constitution Of The Australian Commonwealth Act.
* To Remove the Private Corporate Government Sitting Members from our
Parliaments and Council Chambers.
* To Reinstate a New Government for the Commonwealth Of Australia
under our Constitution Of The Australian Commonwealth Act of
Independent Candidates ONLY by way of ONE PERSON, ONE VOTE
ONLY for ONE Independent Candidate as it states in our Constitution of
the Australian Commonwealth Act 1900 UK
Section 76. “Each Elector Shall Vote ONLY ONCE!
[[File:New 911.gif|thumb|They knew!!! ABSOLUTE TYRANNY]]
[[File:Takeover banner.gif|thumb|governemnt police state! THIS IS HAPPENING Australia.,..,]]
[[File:eye_anim8.gif|center]]
[[File:lightgodleaf200.gif]][[File:email.gif]]

Battle of EPIC

2022-02-12T22:27:55Z

Notsoevilsteve:

{{CookerWar
| name = Battle of EPIC
| image = [[File:0748 epic 021.jpg]]
| conflict = Canberra Siege
| date = February 2022 – ''present''<br />
| place = EPIC Campground, Canberra, ACT, Australia
| result = Ongoing
| side1 = Wolves 🐺
'''Alleged support:'''

Canberra's meth dealers
| side2 = Sheep 🐑
'''Alleged support:'''

Freemasons, Undercovers
| commanders1 =
[[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi]]

[[David_%27Kanga_Guru%27_Graham |The Guru]]

[[Phil 'Hendo' Henderson]]
| commanders2 = [[Graham Hood|Admiral Hood]]

[[Harrison McLean]]

[[The Rural Rebel]]

[[warboat|WarBus]]

[[Simeon_the_Russian_Operative_Boicov|Aussie Ballsack]]
| forces1 = 5 million (Bosi estimate), 2000 (ACT police)
| forces2 = 1 million (Hood estimate), 2000 (ACT police)
| casual1 = Countless
| casual2 = Capital Region Farmers Market
}}
The '''Battle of EPIC''', also known as the '''Cooker Offensive''', is an [https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/dick-measuring_contest ongoing conflict] in the battlefields of [[Camp EPIC|EPIC Campground]] in Canberra, Australia. Both sides are in a power struggle for leadership of the EPIC camp.

Drone swarms, commanded by [[Graham Hood|Admiral Hood]], have allegedly conducted flyovers of Camp Cooker during [[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi's]] morning briefings, to gather intelligence. As of yet they have failed to find any intelligence. Unmarked vehicles, equipped with radiation weapons, have also been sighted near the front of Camp Cooker. It is not known whether they are acting under the orders of Admiral Hood.

Bosilini's forces hope to achieve a total surprise honking on the morning of 12 February 2022, due to a combination of Hoodite overconfidence, preoccupation with grifter plans, and poor aerial reconnaissance due to totally unexpected bad Canberra weather.

Bosilini's initial attack may involve 5 million men, just over 1,400 utes, Toyota Hiluxes, and second-hand camo gear; 2,600 air horns; and a lot of stolen valour, as well as large numbers of other armored fighting vehicles (AFVs).

Both sides have threatened to use [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weapon_of_mass_destruction weaponised vaccinations].

[[Joel Gilmour|Joel]] may be seen wandering the battlefield searching for his car.

The battle may be postponed while the main incursion [[Operation Sovereign Storm]] is underway.

[[File:Download.jpg|thumb|One of Saddam Insane's drone flyovers captured at EPIC. Taking the meaning of the General Atomics MQ-1 '''Predator''' drone to a whole new level.|none]]

==United Nations (Illuminati) intervention==
[[File:UnitedNations.jpeg|thumb|Notice from the United Nations demanding a cessation in hostilities by Sunday 13 February 2022.|none]]
On 11 February 2022, the ACT Government, under orders from the United Nations, who were under orders from the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rothschild_family World Bank], air dropped notices around EPIC demanding that both sides immediately cease hostilities and vacate the grounds by 13 February 2022. Admiral Hood refused to recognise the authority of the World Bank, or any corporation. Bosilini laughed off the Government's threats, noting that after the weekend he'd be the Government.

President Putin [https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-02-10/russia-continues-to-send-forces-to-ukraine-border-pentagon/100818492 amassed 100,000 troops] at its border with Ukraine, as Russia prepares to invade the country in order to prevent the NATO invasion of Camp EPIC.

==Initial Bosilini assault==
[[File:DigInBoys.jpg|thumb|Bosilini's forces, the 6th Absolutely Positively Cooked Army, conduct an initial assault.|none]]
On 12 February 2022 at 05:30, Bosilini's forces plan to begin an assault with a massive, 90-minute honking barrage using 1,600 cars across a 5-kilometer front on Admiral Hood's troops facing the 6th Absolutely Positively Cooked Army.

An estimated 1.4 million cars had arrived on February 11 2022 to form the Cookers Reserve, but due to a large amount of alcohol, biccies, and other illicit substances, they did not make it to the initial battle on February 12. More conservative estimates place this at around 300 cars, most of which were denied entry to EPIC when they arrived, and the drunken gronks inside the camp proceeded to interfere with police operations. Thankfully, the McDonalds truck was permitted entry to restock the EPIC gourmet dining option.

==Casualities==

[[File:Epic-portaloo.jpg|thumb|left|The Camp EPICs makeshift Sanitary equipment provided valiant attempts but ultimately failed to survive the onslaught of a campsite who had, for 8 long days, survived of a diet consisting entirely of RICE AND FUCKIN' ONIONS.]]

Riccardo Bosi

2022-02-12T22:21:42Z

Notsoevilsteve: Reverted edits by Notsoevilsteve (talk) to last revision by Jim

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:BOSI.png]]
| age = 69
| gender = Male Conforming
| location = Sydney, Australia
| occupation = Little Dictator, Soldier of fortune
| height = 6'9"
| weight = 69kg
| affiliations = unknown
| aliases = Il Douche, Riccardo Bosilini
| instagram = idk
| facebook = idk
| telegram = idk
}}
Riccardo Bosi, also known as Il Douche/Wish.Com Saddam/Reject Shop Gaddaffi and Craptain Cooker; is a prolific author, used car salesman and motivational speaker, from Sydney, Australia. He spent 24 years in the army 'protecting sickos'. He is frequently seen around [[Camp EPIC|Camp Cooker]] with his usher and offsider, [[David 'Kanga Guru' Graham|David 'Kanga Guru' Graham]].

He is well known as the archnemesis of Lord Admiral [[Graham Hood]].
[[File:Greatness-awaits-you.jpg|thumb|left|The tome of infinite wisdom]]
==Quotes==
{{Quote
|GET THAT NUMBER TATTED ON YOUR FORRID! 5 MILLION PEOPLE! Sydney, Melbourne, get off your tails and do some work. Get down here! 5 Million people... This is a moment in history. If we FUCK THIS, WE LOSE! DO YOU UNDERSTAND??! THIS IS OUR TIME, WE EITHER WIN OR LOSE. THOSE BASTARDS UP THERE ARE ALREADY KILLING OUR KIDS! WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY HAVE IN STORE FOR US NEXT?
|Riccardo Bosi|Outside Parliament House<br />[[Blood Libel|relevant conspiracy - blood libel]]
}}
{{Quote
|They wanna make - a baby does not get personhood until they are two years old. Up until that point you can fuck em, you can kill em, you can take body parts out. Ask your mates Kelly and Palmer what the FUCK they're gonna do about that.
|Riccardo Bosi|[https://twitter.com/i/status/1490933388605153283 Video]<br />[[Blood Libel|relevant conspiracy - blood libel]]
}}
==[[Battle of EPIC]]==
Bosi is currently involved in a leadership struggle against Camp Cooker LARPer-in-Chief, Admiral (ret) [[Graham Hood]]. Drone swarms, under the command of Admiral Hood, have allegedly conducted flyovers of Camp Cooker during Bosi's morning briefings, in order to gather intelligence. They have not been successful.

Unmarked vehicles, equipped with radiation weapons, have also been sighted near the front of Camp Cooker. It is not known whether they are acting under the orders of Admiral Hood.

==Diet==
[[File:RICEANDONIONS.png|thumb|left|The breakfast of champions]]
Bosi's diet consists entirely of RICE AND FUCKIN' ONIONS.

==Antics==
* [https://twitter.com/AltMediaWatch/status/1491631866734333953 Video of Bosi advocating to hang ASIO employees.]
* [https://www.facebook.com/100004261664438/videos/1159934668109107/ Video of Bosi advocating for violence against Federal Politicians.]
* [https://twitter.com/LizardHumanoid/status/1490543322133590019 Video of Bosi's frequent offsider and sidekick, Dave 'Guru', advocating for the bombing of Parliament]

==Political influence==
* Inspired by former Italian Prime Minister [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benito_Mussolini Benito Mussolini] and former American General [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Flynn|Michael Flynn].
* Despite being the darling of the FreeDumb movement, Bosi's A1 party remains unable to gather the requisite 1,500 qualified party members to support the party's registration with [https://www.aec.gov.au/parties_and_representatives/party_registration/ AEC], allegedly due to the party members failing to pass the standard [https://www.workingwithchildren.vic.gov.au/#:~:text=The%20Working%20with%20Children%20Check,from%20sexual%20or%20physical%20harm. "Working with Children"] checks.
* Bosi is running on the "Save the Children" platform popular among the FreeDumb movement. One of Bosi's election promise is to ban neo-natal abortion, an aggressive proposal that his key political rival [https://uap-craigkelly.com.au/ UAP Craig Kelly] is too chicken shit to support.
* Bosi was narrowly defeated in the 2020 Eden-Monaro By-election, where he accumulated 0% of the votes. [https://www.ourcampaigns.com/RaceDetail.html?RaceID=906484]
* Bosi is an Islamophobe who was seen giving an unsuspecting Muslim women the [https://twitter.com/adingo8temybaby/status/1492273513784569857?s=21 classic Bosi treatment] in public.

==Fashion Choices==
* Bosi wears his unmarked camo as his preferred fashion choice. He is definitely not LARPing.
* Bosi refuses to attach any badges or insignia on his camo (including the Australian flag one), because he regularly wears these camos as PJs and the pins hurt him when he sleeps.

Riccardo Bosi

2022-02-12T13:59:49Z

Notsoevilsteve:

[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
| image = [[File:BOSI.png]]
| age = 69
| gender = Male Conforming
| location = Sydney, Australia
| occupation = Little Dictator, Soldier of fortune
| height = 6'9"
| weight = 69kg
| affiliations = unknown
| aliases = Il Douche, Riccardo Bosilini
| instagram = idk
| facebook = idk
| telegram = idk
}}
Riccardo Bosi, also known as Il Douche/Wish.Com Saddam/Reject Shop Gaddaffi and Craptain Cooker; is a prolific author, used car salesman and motivational speaker, from Sydney, Australia. He spent 24 years in the army 'protecting sickos'. He is frequently seen around [[Camp EPIC|Camp Cooker]] with his usher and offsider, [[David 'Kanga Guru' Graham|David 'Kanga Guru' Graham]].

He is well known as the archnemesis of Lord Admiral [[Graham Hood]].
[[File:Greatness-awaits-you.jpg|thumb|left|The tome of infinite wisdom]]
==Quotes==
{{Quote
|GET THAT NUMBER TATTED ON YOUR FORRID! 5 MILLION PEOPLE! Sydney, Melbourne, get off your tails and do some work. Get down here! 5 Million people... This is a moment in history. If we FUCK THIS, WE LOSE! DO YOU UNDERSTAND??! THIS IS OUR TIME, WE EITHER WIN OR LOSE. THOSE BASTARDS UP THERE ARE ALREADY KILLING OUR KIDS! WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY HAVE IN STORE FOR US NEXT?
|Riccardo Bosi|Outside Parliament House<br />[[Blood Libel|relevant conspiracy - blood libel]]
}}
{{Quote
|They wanna make - a baby does not get personhood until they are two years old. Up until that point you can fuck em, you can kill em, you can take body parts out. Ask your mates Kelly and Palmer what the FUCK they're gonna do about that.
|Riccardo Bosi|[https://twitter.com/i/status/1490933388605153283 Video]<br />[[Blood Libel|relevant conspiracy - blood libel]]
}}
==[[Battle of EPIC]]==
Bosi is currently involved in a leadership struggle against Camp Cooker LARPer-in-Chief, Admiral (ret) [[Graham Hood]]. Drone swarms, under the command of Admiral Hood, have allegedly conducted flyovers of Camp Cooker during Bosi's morning briefings, in order to gather intelligence. They have not been successful.

Unmarked vehicles, equipped with radiation weapons, have also been sighted near the front of Camp Cooker. It is not known whether they are acting under the orders of Admiral Hood.

[[File:Epic-portaloo.jpg|thumb|left|Bosi's diet consists entirely of RICE AND FUCKIN' ONIONS. The breakfast of champions]]

==Antics==
* [https://twitter.com/AltMediaWatch/status/1491631866734333953 Video of Bosi advocating to hang ASIO employees.]
* [https://www.facebook.com/100004261664438/videos/1159934668109107/ Video of Bosi advocating for violence against Federal Politicians.]
* [https://twitter.com/LizardHumanoid/status/1490543322133590019 Video of Bosi's frequent offsider and sidekick, Dave 'Guru', advocating for the bombing of Parliament]

==Political influence==
* Inspired by former Italian Prime Minister [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benito_Mussolini Benito Mussolini] and former American General [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Flynn|Michael Flynn].
* Despite being the darling of the FreeDumb movement, Bosi's A1 party remains unable to gather the requisite 1,500 qualified party members to support the party's registration with [https://www.aec.gov.au/parties_and_representatives/party_registration/ AEC], allegedly due to the party members failing to pass the standard [https://www.workingwithchildren.vic.gov.au/#:~:text=The%20Working%20with%20Children%20Check,from%20sexual%20or%20physical%20harm. "Working with Children"] checks.
* Bosi is running on the "Save the Children" platform popular among the FreeDumb movement. One of Bosi's election promise is to ban neo-natal abortion, an aggressive proposal that his key political rival [https://uap-craigkelly.com.au/ UAP Craig Kelly] is too chicken shit to support.
* Bosi was narrowly defeated in the 2020 Eden-Monaro By-election, where he accumulated 0% of the votes. [https://www.ourcampaigns.com/RaceDetail.html?RaceID=906484]
* Bosi is an Islamophobe who was seen giving an unsuspecting Muslim women the [https://twitter.com/adingo8temybaby/status/1492273513784569857?s=21 classic Bosi treatment] in public.

==Fashion Choices==
* Bosi wears his unmarked camo as his preferred fashion choice. He is definitely not LARPing.
* Bosi refuses to attach any badges or insignia on his camo (including the Australian flag one), because he regularly wears these camos as PJs and the pins hurt him when he sleeps.

File:Epic-portaloo.jpg

2022-02-12T13:57:54Z

Notsoevilsteve:

Cooker

2022-02-12T13:11:42Z

Notsoevilsteve:

Cookers consist of people who believe a wide range of conspiracy theories, whether mainstream or fringe.

Multiple definitions of the term Cooker can be found on [https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cooker Urban Dictionary], though none really capture the true nature of the Cooker as demonstrated during the Conn-voy to Kambra 2022.

In the Qanon <s>community</s> cult, the "gifted" people who takes Q's cryptic pronouncements (known to the cultists as breadcrumbs) then extrapolate and stretch them into semi-coherant ideas and conspiracies are lovingly known in the Qanon world as Bakers. The cooker is a little lower on the social scale of far right nut jobs. The cooker doesn't really create any new conspiracies, the cooker contributes to the cause by merely believing every conspiracy they ever hear, no matter how far fetched or moronic the conspiracy might be.

''We welcome further edits to this topic to expand the various aspects of this definition.''

== Background ==

Most cookers appear to have been formerly employed in low- to middle-income careers, and of at least below-average intelligence and of limited education. There are several outliers, of people who are of average intelligence, though importantly, '''this list does not include''':
* [[Bruce_Paix|Dr Bruce Paix]], a cooker anaesthetist who drank the online kool-aid, having not looked after a single person with COVID, nor read a single journal article about COVID, and certainly having not a single clue about medical statistics.
* [[John_Larter|The LARPing Ambo]], who lost his court case against the NSW Ambulance Service for his cooker ideas (yet still lives in government-funded accommodation at the Tumut ambulance station).
* [[Graham_Hood|Captain Dementia]], the porn addict-turned pilot-turned king of the cookers, who left school at 13 and yet was allowed to fly people around the world. It is unclear what percentage of his flights he spent buzzed from rumbos in the pilot's lounge before the flight.

== Dunning-Kreuger Effect ==

The Dunning–Kruger effect is the cognitive bias whereby people with low ability at a task overestimate their ability. Some researchers also include in their definition the opposite effect for high performers: their tendency to underestimate their skills [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect]. This phenomenon is universally shared with these cookers, especially those who have worked in health fields. Those who work in quack-associated "health" fields are even more susceptible to this, and it is suspected that this may be a universal feature in this demographic.

However, even "everyday mums and dads" these days are experts in virology, epidemiology, vaccine development, and developmental psychology, thanks to their use of Facebook. Most of their information has been distributed using the "share" function, and at least 30% of their misinformation comes in the forms of Minions memes.

[[file:Overcooked-cooker.jpg|left|thumbnail|An overcooked cooker of the 14th Overcooker shock regiment commences their assault on members of the Parliamentary security detail during the February 12 "I went to this insurrection and all I got was this shitty flag cape" protests.]]
== Livestreaming ==

The February 12 "insurrection" has demonstrated that most cookers will live-stream their presence throughout the various social media networks which many cookers are protesting against. So much so that the larger live-streamers have had difficulty streaming the events themselves, which has in turn made laughing at the cookers from online quite difficult.

This use of the technology (which tracks their every movement and their online habits) is deeply entwined with their catch-cry "If it's not live-streamed, it didn't happen".

== Interacting with the Cookers ==

Interestingly, unlike the the remainder of the population, who generally can conduct a civil debate, the vast majority of cookers have fixed thinking about all issues they feel strongly about. Even in the face of clear, concise and un-refutable evidence, they find the mere possibility of changing their mind about something abhorrent, and will quickly turn any discussion or debate into petty name-calling, or as recently demonstrated by the cooker [[1andonlyree]] (who is currently in hospital, presumably from buthurt?), rhetoric and other nonsense.

It is recommended that, upon encountering a cooker, that one simply ignore them. This will not only deflate their Main Character Syndrome, but will also protect your brain from becoming cooked.

== Treatment ==

Unfortunately, it appears that becoming a cooker is a terminal condition. No research has been conducted to support any therapy or medications, though it is believed that getting vaccinated may help prevent worsening of the condition.

Complementary or alternative therapies have been shown to worsen the cooker.

== Chanting ==

Cookers like to gather in groups of 100,000 at a time and chant together.
{{Cite tweet |user=OzraeliAvi |number=1492327260183199751 |title=Sack Them All}} These chants often last only a few recitals before another chant is started.

In one particularly ironic episode on 10 February 2022, when the cookers attempted to support The Youth Advocate's [http://www8.austlii.edu.au/cgi-bin/viewdoc/au/cases/cth/HCASL//2022/4.html application for leave to appeal] (which was dismissed as "''frivolous and vexatious''" by [https://www.hcourt.gov.au/justices/current/patrick-keane Justice Patrick Keane AC]), they chanted two separate chants outside the High Court of Australia, after they had all slept in and missed their opportunity to yell at a building:
* Together, United, we will never be ''divided''
* Together, United, we will never be ''defeated''

Cooker

2022-02-12T13:04:18Z

Notsoevilsteve:

[[file:Overcooked-cooker.jpg|left|thumbnail|An overcooked cooker of the 14th Overcooker shock regiment commences their assault on members of the Parliamentary security detail during the February 12 "I went to this insurrection and all I got was this shitty flag cape" protests.]]
Cookers consist of people who believe a wide range of conspiracy theories, whether mainstream or fringe.

Multiple definitions of the term Cooker can be found on [https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cooker Urban Dictionary], though none really capture the true nature of the Cooker as demonstrated during the Conn-voy to Kambra 2022.

In the Qanon <s>community</s> cult, the "gifted" people who takes Q's cryptic pronouncements (known to the cultists as breadcrumbs) then extrapolate and stretch them into semi-coherant ideas and conspiracies are lovingly known in the Qanon world as Bakers. The cooker is a little lower on the social scale of far right nut jobs. The cooker doesn't really create any new conspiracies, the cooker contributes to the cause by merely believing every conspiracy they ever hear, no matter how far fetched or moronic the conspiracy might be.

''We welcome further edits to this topic to expand the various aspects of this definition.''

== Background ==

Most cookers appear to have been formerly employed in low- to middle-income careers, and of at least below-average intelligence and of limited education. There are several outliers, of people who are of average intelligence, though importantly, '''this list does not include''':
* [[Bruce_Paix|Dr Bruce Paix]], a cooker anaesthetist who drank the online kool-aid, having not looked after a single person with COVID, nor read a single journal article about COVID, and certainly having not a single clue about medical statistics.
* [[John_Larter|The LARPing Ambo]], who lost his court case against the NSW Ambulance Service for his cooker ideas (yet still lives in government-funded accommodation at the Tumut ambulance station).
* [[Graham_Hood|Captain Dementia]], the porn addict-turned pilot-turned king of the cookers, who left school at 13 and yet was allowed to fly people around the world. It is unclear what percentage of his flights he spent buzzed from rumbos in the pilot's lounge before the flight.

== Dunning-Kreuger Effect ==

The Dunning–Kruger effect is the cognitive bias whereby people with low ability at a task overestimate their ability. Some researchers also include in their definition the opposite effect for high performers: their tendency to underestimate their skills [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect]. This phenomenon is universally shared with these cookers, especially those who have worked in health fields. Those who work in quack-associated "health" fields are even more susceptible to this, and it is suspected that this may be a universal feature in this demographic.

However, even "everyday mums and dads" these days are experts in virology, epidemiology, vaccine development, and developmental psychology, thanks to their use of Facebook. Most of their information has been distributed using the "share" function, and at least 30% of their misinformation comes in the forms of Minions memes.

== Livestreaming ==

The February 12 "insurrection" has demonstrated that most cookers will live-stream their presence throughout the various social media networks which many cookers are protesting against. So much so that the larger live-streamers have had difficulty streaming the events themselves, which has in turn made laughing at the cookers from online quite difficult.

This use of the technology (which tracks their every movement and their online habits) is deeply entwined with their catch-cry "If it's not live-streamed, it didn't happen".

== Interacting with the Cookers ==

Interestingly, unlike the the remainder of the population, who generally can conduct a civil debate, the vast majority of cookers have fixed thinking about all issues they feel strongly about. Even in the face of clear, concise and un-refutable evidence, they find the mere possibility of changing their mind about something abhorrent, and will quickly turn any discussion or debate into petty name-calling, or as recently demonstrated by the cooker [[1andonlyree]] (who is currently in hospital, presumably from buthurt?), rhetoric and other nonsense.

It is recommended that, upon encountering a cooker, that one simply ignore them. This will not only deflate their Main Character Syndrome, but will also protect your brain from becoming cooked.

== Treatment ==

Unfortunately, it appears that becoming a cooker is a terminal condition. No research has been conducted to support any therapy or medications, though it is believed that getting vaccinated may help prevent worsening of the condition.

Complementary or alternative therapies have been shown to worsen the cooker.

== Chanting ==

Cookers like to gather in groups of 100,000 at a time and chant together.
{{Cite tweet |user=OzraeliAvi |number=1492327260183199751 |title=Sack Them All}} These chants often last only a few recitals before another chant is started.

In one particularly ironic episode on 10 February 2022, when the cookers attempted to support The Youth Advocate's [http://www8.austlii.edu.au/cgi-bin/viewdoc/au/cases/cth/HCASL//2022/4.html application for leave to appeal] (which was dismissed as "''frivolous and vexatious''" by [https://www.hcourt.gov.au/justices/current/patrick-keane Justice Patrick Keane AC]), they chanted two separate chants outside the High Court of Australia, after they had all slept in and missed their opportunity to yell at a building:
* Together, United, we will never be ''divided''
* Together, United, we will never be ''defeated''

Cooker

2022-02-12T12:55:16Z

Notsoevilsteve:

Cookers consist of people who believe a wide range of conspiracy theories, whether mainstream or fringe.

Multiple definitions of the term Cooker can be found on [https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cooker Urban Dictionary], though none really capture the true nature of the Cooker as demonstrated during the Conn-voy to Kambra 2022.

In the Qanon <s>community</s> cult, the "gifted" people who takes Q's cryptic pronouncements (known to the cultists as breadcrumbs) then extrapolate and stretch them into semi-coherant ideas and conspiracies are lovingly known in the Qanon world as Bakers. The cooker is a little lower on the social scale of far right nut jobs. The cooker doesn't really create any new conspiracies, the cooker contributes to the cause by merely believing every conspiracy they ever hear, no matter how far fetched or moronic the conspiracy might be.

[[file:Overcooked-cooker.jpg|450px]]
<br/>'''Image''': An overcooked cooker of the 14th Overcooker shock regiment commences their assault on members of the Parliamentary security detail during the February 12 "I went to this insurrection and all I got was this shitty flag cape" protests

''We welcome further edits to this topic to expand the various aspects of this definition.''

== Background ==

Most cookers appear to have been formerly employed in low- to middle-income careers, and of at least below-average intelligence and of limited education. There are several outliers, of people who are of average intelligence, though importantly, '''this list does not include''':
* [[Bruce_Paix|Dr Bruce Paix]], a cooker anaesthetist who drank the online kool-aid, having not looked after a single person with COVID, nor read a single journal article about COVID, and certainly having not a single clue about medical statistics.
* [[John_Larter|The LARPing Ambo]], who lost his court case against the NSW Ambulance Service for his cooker ideas (yet still lives in government-funded accommodation at the Tumut ambulance station).
* [[Graham_Hood|Captain Dementia]], the porn addict-turned pilot-turned king of the cookers, who left school at 13 and yet was allowed to fly people around the world. It is unclear what percentage of his flights he spent buzzed from rumbos in the pilot's lounge before the flight.

== Dunning-Kreuger Effect ==

The Dunning–Kruger effect is the cognitive bias whereby people with low ability at a task overestimate their ability. Some researchers also include in their definition the opposite effect for high performers: their tendency to underestimate their skills [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect]. This phenomenon is universally shared with these cookers, especially those who have worked in health fields. Those who work in quack-associated "health" fields are even more susceptible to this, and it is suspected that this may be a universal feature in this demographic.

However, even "everyday mums and dads" these days are experts in virology, epidemiology, vaccine development, and developmental psychology, thanks to their use of Facebook. Most of their information has been distributed using the "share" function, and at least 30% of their misinformation comes in the forms of Minions memes.

== Livestreaming ==

The February 12 "insurrection" has demonstrated that most cookers will live-stream their presence throughout the various social media networks which many cookers are protesting against. So much so that the larger live-streamers have had difficulty streaming the events themselves, which has in turn made laughing at the cookers from online quite difficult.

This use of the technology (which tracks their every movement and their online habits) is deeply entwined with their catch-cry "If it's not live-streamed, it didn't happen".

== Interacting with the Cookers ==

Interestingly, unlike the the remainder of the population, who generally can conduct a civil debate, the vast majority of cookers have fixed thinking about all issues they feel strongly about. Even in the face of clear, concise and un-refutable evidence, they find the mere possibility of changing their mind about something abhorrent, and will quickly turn any discussion or debate into petty name-calling, or as recently demonstrated by the cooker [[1andonlyree]] (who is currently in hospital, presumably from buthurt?), rhetoric and other nonsense.

It is recommended that, upon encountering a cooker, that one simply ignore them. This will not only deflate their Main Character Syndrome, but will also protect your brain from becoming cooked.

== Treatment ==

Unfortunately, it appears that becoming a cooker is a terminal condition. No research has been conducted to support any therapy or medications, though it is believed that getting vaccinated may help prevent worsening of the condition.

Complementary or alternative therapies have been shown to worsen the cooker.

== Chanting ==

Cookers like to gather in groups of 100,000 at a time and chant together.
{{Cite tweet |user=OzraeliAvi |number=1492327260183199751 |title=Sack Them All}} These chants often last only a few recitals before another chant is started.

In one particularly ironic episode on 10 February 2022, when the cookers attempted to support The Youth Advocate's [http://www8.austlii.edu.au/cgi-bin/viewdoc/au/cases/cth/HCASL//2022/4.html application for leave to appeal] (which was dismissed as "''frivolous and vexatious''" by [https://www.hcourt.gov.au/justices/current/patrick-keane Justice Patrick Keane AC]), they chanted two separate chants outside the High Court of Australia, after they had all slept in and missed their opportunity to yell at a building:
* Together, United, we will never be ''divided''
* Together, United, we will never be ''defeated''

Cooker

2022-02-12T12:55:03Z

Notsoevilsteve:

Cookers consist of people who believe a wide range of conspiracy theories, whether mainstream or fringe.

Multiple definitions of the term Cooker can be found on [https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cooker Urban Dictionary], though none really capture the true nature of the Cooker as demonstrated during the Conn-voy to Kambra 2022.

In the Qanon <s>community</s> cult, the "gifted" people who takes Q's cryptic pronouncements (known to the cultists as breadcrumbs) then extrapolate and stretch them into semi-coherant ideas and conspiracies are lovingly known in the Qanon world as Bakers. The cooker is a little lower on the social scale of far right nut jobs. The cooker doesn't really create any new conspiracies, the cooker contributes to the cause by merely believing every conspiracy they ever hear, no matter how far fetched or moronic the conspiracy might be.

[[file:Overcooked-cooker.jpg|450px]]
<br/>'''Image''': An overcooker cooker of the 14th Overcooker shock regiment commences their assault on members of the Parliamentary security detail during the February 12 "I went to this insurrection and all I got was this shitty flag cape" protests

''We welcome further edits to this topic to expand the various aspects of this definition.''

== Background ==

Most cookers appear to have been formerly employed in low- to middle-income careers, and of at least below-average intelligence and of limited education. There are several outliers, of people who are of average intelligence, though importantly, '''this list does not include''':
* [[Bruce_Paix|Dr Bruce Paix]], a cooker anaesthetist who drank the online kool-aid, having not looked after a single person with COVID, nor read a single journal article about COVID, and certainly having not a single clue about medical statistics.
* [[John_Larter|The LARPing Ambo]], who lost his court case against the NSW Ambulance Service for his cooker ideas (yet still lives in government-funded accommodation at the Tumut ambulance station).
* [[Graham_Hood|Captain Dementia]], the porn addict-turned pilot-turned king of the cookers, who left school at 13 and yet was allowed to fly people around the world. It is unclear what percentage of his flights he spent buzzed from rumbos in the pilot's lounge before the flight.

== Dunning-Kreuger Effect ==

The Dunning–Kruger effect is the cognitive bias whereby people with low ability at a task overestimate their ability. Some researchers also include in their definition the opposite effect for high performers: their tendency to underestimate their skills [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect]. This phenomenon is universally shared with these cookers, especially those who have worked in health fields. Those who work in quack-associated "health" fields are even more susceptible to this, and it is suspected that this may be a universal feature in this demographic.

However, even "everyday mums and dads" these days are experts in virology, epidemiology, vaccine development, and developmental psychology, thanks to their use of Facebook. Most of their information has been distributed using the "share" function, and at least 30% of their misinformation comes in the forms of Minions memes.

== Livestreaming ==

The February 12 "insurrection" has demonstrated that most cookers will live-stream their presence throughout the various social media networks which many cookers are protesting against. So much so that the larger live-streamers have had difficulty streaming the events themselves, which has in turn made laughing at the cookers from online quite difficult.

This use of the technology (which tracks their every movement and their online habits) is deeply entwined with their catch-cry "If it's not live-streamed, it didn't happen".

== Interacting with the Cookers ==

Interestingly, unlike the the remainder of the population, who generally can conduct a civil debate, the vast majority of cookers have fixed thinking about all issues they feel strongly about. Even in the face of clear, concise and un-refutable evidence, they find the mere possibility of changing their mind about something abhorrent, and will quickly turn any discussion or debate into petty name-calling, or as recently demonstrated by the cooker [[1andonlyree]] (who is currently in hospital, presumably from buthurt?), rhetoric and other nonsense.

It is recommended that, upon encountering a cooker, that one simply ignore them. This will not only deflate their Main Character Syndrome, but will also protect your brain from becoming cooked.

== Treatment ==

Unfortunately, it appears that becoming a cooker is a terminal condition. No research has been conducted to support any therapy or medications, though it is believed that getting vaccinated may help prevent worsening of the condition.

Complementary or alternative therapies have been shown to worsen the cooker.

== Chanting ==

Cookers like to gather in groups of 100,000 at a time and chant together.
{{Cite tweet |user=OzraeliAvi |number=1492327260183199751 |title=Sack Them All}} These chants often last only a few recitals before another chant is started.

In one particularly ironic episode on 10 February 2022, when the cookers attempted to support The Youth Advocate's [http://www8.austlii.edu.au/cgi-bin/viewdoc/au/cases/cth/HCASL//2022/4.html application for leave to appeal] (which was dismissed as "''frivolous and vexatious''" by [https://www.hcourt.gov.au/justices/current/patrick-keane Justice Patrick Keane AC]), they chanted two separate chants outside the High Court of Australia, after they had all slept in and missed their opportunity to yell at a building:
* Together, United, we will never be ''divided''
* Together, United, we will never be ''defeated''

File:Overcooked-cooker.jpg

2022-02-12T12:48:51Z

Notsoevilsteve:

Zeus

2022-02-12T12:37:25Z

Notsoevilsteve:

Zeus

2022-02-12T10:38:29Z

Notsoevilsteve: