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[[Category:Cookers]]
{{CookerInfoBox
  | image = [[File:GABE.png]]
  | age = physically about 25, mentally about 13
  | gender = Male Conforming
  | location = Port Melbourne, Australia
  | height = 5'1"
  | weight = 17 stone
  | affiliations = Don't know.
  | aliases = Frontman, Egg, Humpty Dumpty
  | instagram = https://instagram.com/frontman_the3rd
  | facebook = idk
  | telegram = idk
}}
Gabe is <s>an idiot</s> a cooker who lives in Port Melbourne, Australia.
[[File:TSR Dr Eggman.png|thumb|left|Dr Eggman. The father of Gabe]]

== About Gabriel ==

Scientists are unsure whether Gabe is a human toe, an egg, or some kind of accursed, advanced genetic hybrid between the two.

Observers have also noted, that he may actually be a thumb, with a face drawn on.

== Habitat ==

He can generally be found in his bedroom, livestreaming on Instagram, while obsessing over the Twitch chats of [https://twitch.tv/asseenontelegram AsSeenOnTelegram] and [https://twitch.tv/discodeadpigeon DiscoDeadPigeon], much to the detriment of his guests, his attention rapidly drifting away from them, to fully fixate on his new addiction, leftist Twitch chat.

== Beliefs ==

Gabe maintains a stern policy of "All talk, no action", as he has yet to visit Canberra, but assures us all, he'll definitely Hood Oos "The Cossack" if he does.

== Personal Life ==

Gabe currently appears to be listless and directionless in life, perhaps due to his recent involvement in a one-sided parasocial relationship, as he yearns for and obsesses over a popular Twitch streamer known for her egg-baiting antics.