Battle of Glebe - Revision history

Batwoman at 04:07, 15 February 2022

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			[[Category:Cooker SuperSpreader Events]]
	{{CookerWar		{{CookerWar
	\| name = Battle of Glebe		\| name = Battle of Glebe

MIghtyMoose at 00:13, 12 February 2022

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	{~~\| class="toccolours" border="1" cellpadding="4" style="float: right; margin: 0 0 1em 1em; width: 20em; border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 95%; clear: right;"~~		{{CookerWar
	\|-		\| name = Battle of Glebe
	~~!colspan~~=~~"2" style="text-align: center; background:#B0C4DE"\|~~Battle of Glebe		\| image = [[File:explosions_in_iraq.png\|300px]]
	\|-		\| conflict = Canberra Siege
	~~\|colspan~~=~~"2" style="font-size: 90%; text-align: center;"\|~~[[File:explosions_in_iraq.png\|300px]]~~<br/>~~		\| date = 12th February 2022<br />
	\|-		\| place = Glebe Park, Canberra, ACT, Australia
	\| ~~colspan~~=~~"2" \|'''Date''': [[February\|~~February ~~10]], [[~~2022]]		\| result = Draw
	\|-		\| side1 = Canberra
	~~\| colspan~~=~~"2" \|'''Place''': Battle of~~ Glebe
	\|-		1st Cookedstreamer Guard
	\| ~~colspan~~=~~"2" \|'''Outcome''': ACT/Freedom Rally Armistice~~		Random masked man they assaulted
	\|-		\| side2 =
	~~!colspan="2" style="text-align: center; background:#B0C4DE"\|Beligerants~~		An empty Canberra Center
	\|-		AFP
	\|~~width~~=~~"50%"\|~~		Freemasons, Undercovers
	* "Convoy to Canberra~~" Splinter Group.~~		\| commanders1 =
	* A man who lost his car named 'joel'		[[Tami\|Tami]]
	~~\|width="50%"\|~~
	*AFP		[[Joel of clan lost car \|Joel]]
	* random old man in a mask
	* some security guards		\| forces1 = 1 Cooktillion
	* a Deliveroo driver		\| forces2 = 45ish AFP
	\|-		\| casual1 = Dignity
	~~!colspan~~=~~"2" style="text-align: center; background:#B0C4DE"\|Commanders~~		\| casual2 = 0
	\|-		}}
	~~\|width="50%"\|~~
	* Commander Joel of ~~the Lost~~ car
	* Tami?
	\|~~width="50%"\| <Classified>~~
	\|-
	~~!colspan="2" style="text-align: center; background:#B0C4DE"~~\|~~Strength~~
	\|-
	~~\|width~~=~~"50%"\| atleast eleventy hundred MCGs of people~~
	\|~~width~~=~~"50%"\|~~
	* 30 AFP
	* An empty canberra center
	\|-
	~~!colspan="2" style="text-align: center; background:#B0C4DE"\|Casualties~~
	\|-
	~~\|width~~=~~"50%"\| Diginity.~~
	\|~~width~~=~~"50%"\|~~ 0
	\|-
	\|}

	The '''Battle of Glebe Park''' was a minor skirmish between a splinter group of the [[Convoy to Canberra]] known as the [[Cooked Crew]] and [[Fortress Canberra]] itself. Little did they know, that it was a crafty plan by the Peoples [[AFP]] to control their movements. The AFP were perplexed by their movements in the opening of the battle, largely due to the ability for the [[Cooked crew]] to get lost while walking in a straight line. Armed with the intelligence that they were dealing with idiots, the AFP simply pointed in a direction only to find that they could easily re-direct the hoard.		The '''Battle of Glebe Park''' was a minor skirmish between a splinter group of the [[Convoy to Canberra]] known as the [[Cooked Crew]] and [[Fortress Canberra]] itself. Little did they know, that it was a crafty plan by the Peoples [[AFP]] to control their movements. The AFP were perplexed by their movements in the opening of the battle, largely due to the ability for the [[Cooked crew]] to get lost while walking in a straight line. Armed with the intelligence that they were dealing with idiots, the AFP simply pointed in a direction only to find that they could easily re-direct the hoard.

Eggman at 12:26, 11 February 2022

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	!colspan="2" style="text-align: center; background:#B0C4DE"\|Battle of Glebe		!colspan="2" style="text-align: center; background:#B0C4DE"\|Battle of Glebe
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	\|colspan="2" style="font-size: 90%; text-align: center;"\|[[File:\|300px]]<br/>		\|colspan="2" style="font-size: 90%; text-align: center;"\|[[File:explosions_in_iraq.png\|300px]]<br/>
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	\| colspan="2" \|'''Date''': [[February\|February 10]], [[2022]]		\| colspan="2" \|'''Date''': [[February\|February 10]], [[2022]]

Eggman at 09:03, 11 February 2022

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	== Aftermath ==		== Aftermath ==

	Rumour has it [[Joel]] is still lost, haunting the halls of civic looking for [[Tami]] and complaining about a bit toungue.		Rumour has it [[Joel]] is still lost, haunting the halls of civic looking for [[Tami Jane\|Tami]] and complaining about a bit toungue.

MightMoose at 07:58, 11 February 2022

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	* 30 AFP		* 30 AFP
	* An empty canberra ~~cener~~		* An empty canberra center
	\|-		\|-
	!colspan="2" style="text-align: center; background:#B0C4DE"\|Casualties		!colspan="2" style="text-align: center; background:#B0C4DE"\|Casualties

MightMoose at 07:58, 11 February 2022

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	!colspan="2" style="text-align: center; background:#B0C4DE"\|Casualties		!colspan="2" style="text-align: center; background:#B0C4DE"\|Casualties
	\|-		\|-
			\|width="50%"\| Diginity.
	\|width="50%"\| 0		\|width="50%"\| 0
	~~\|width="50%"\| Diginity.~~
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MightMoose at 07:53, 11 February 2022

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	The '''Battle of Glebe Park''' was a minor skirmish between a splinter group of the [[Convoy to Canberra]] known as the [[Cooked Crew]][ and [[Fortress Canberra]] itself. Little did they know, that it was a crafty plan by the Peoples [[AFP]] to control their movements. The AFP were perplexed by their movements in the opening of the battle, largely due to the ability for the [[Cooked crew]] to get lost while walking in a straight line. Armed with the intelligence that they were dealing with idiots, the AFP simply pointed in a direction only to find that they could easily re-direct the hoard.		The '''Battle of Glebe Park''' was a minor skirmish between a splinter group of the [[Convoy to Canberra]] known as the [[Cooked Crew]] and [[Fortress Canberra]] itself. Little did they know, that it was a crafty plan by the Peoples [[AFP]] to control their movements. The AFP were perplexed by their movements in the opening of the battle, largely due to the ability for the [[Cooked crew]] to get lost while walking in a straight line. Armed with the intelligence that they were dealing with idiots, the AFP simply pointed in a direction only to find that they could easily re-direct the hoard.

	The Cooked Crew found themselves back in Glebe park seemingly forgetting that it was where they started before staging a sit in and claiming a pyrrhic victory.		The Cooked Crew found themselves back in Glebe park seemingly forgetting that it was where they started before staging a sit in and claiming a pyrrhic victory.

MightMoose at 07:52, 11 February 2022

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	!colspan="2" style="text-align: center; background:#B0C4DE"\|Commanders		!colspan="2" style="text-align: center; background:#B0C4DE"\|Commanders
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	\|width="50%"\| Commander Joel of the Lost car, Tami?		\|width="50%"\|
			* Commander Joel of the Lost car
			* Tami?
	\|width="50%"\| <Classified>		\|width="50%"\| <Classified>
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Eggman at 07:52, 11 February 2022

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	[[Category:Battles]]		[[Category:Battles]]
	[[Category:Things Which Did Not Happen In 2022]		[[Category:Things Which Did Not Happen In 2022]]
	[[Category:How Not To Be Seen]]		[[Category:How Not To Be Seen]]

MightMoose at 07:51, 11 February 2022

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	* "Convoy to Canberra" Splinter Group.		* "Convoy to Canberra" Splinter Group.
	* A man who lost his car named 'joel'		* A man who lost his car named 'joel'
	\|width="50%"\| AFP, random old man in a mask, some security guards, a Deliveroo driver		\|width="50%"\|
			*AFP
			* random old man in a mask
			* some security guards
			* a Deliveroo driver
	\|-		\|-
	!colspan="2" style="text-align: center; background:#B0C4DE"\|Commanders		!colspan="2" style="text-align: center; background:#B0C4DE"\|Commanders
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	!colspan="2" style="text-align: center; background:#B0C4DE"\|Strength		!colspan="2" style="text-align: center; background:#B0C4DE"\|Strength
	\|-		\|-
	\|width="50%"\| ~~23 men~~		\|width="50%"\| atleast eleventy hundred MCGs of people
	\|width="50%"\| ~~3,074 Orcs, 1,637 so called 'men'~~		\|width="50%"\|
			* 30 AFP
			* An empty canberra cener
	\|-		\|-
	!colspan="2" style="text-align: center; background:#B0C4DE"\|Casualties		!colspan="2" style="text-align: center; background:#B0C4DE"\|Casualties
	\|-		\|-
	\|width="50%"\| 16		\|width="50%"\| 0
	\|width="50%"\| ~~2,500+~~		\|width="50%"\| Diginity.
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	\|}		\|}

	The '''Battle of Glebe Park''' was a minor skirmish between ~~was~~ a ~~little known war between~~ the ~~British Army based in~~ [[~~Rhodesia~~]] ~~and a horde of Orc's who had laid claim to the area,~~ known as ~~'Orc's Drift'. The British Army had conquered most of~~ [[~~Africa~~]] and ~~had annexed the main part of~~ [[~~Rhodesia~~]], ~~most we're happy about this,~~ the ~~leader of the Orc's,~~ [[~~Saruman~~]], ~~was not.~~ [[~~Saruman~~]] ~~threatened mob action against all non Orcs~~ in the ~~territory if~~ the ~~British didn't stop advancing~~.		The '''Battle of Glebe Park''' was a minor skirmish between a splinter group of the [[Convoy to Canberra]] known as the [[Cooked Crew]][ and [[Fortress Canberra]] itself. Little did they know, that it was a crafty plan by the Peoples [[AFP]] to control their movements. The AFP were perplexed by their movements in the opening of the battle, largely due to the ability for the [[Cooked crew]] to get lost while walking in a straight line. Armed with the intelligence that they were dealing with idiots, the AFP simply pointed in a direction only to find that they could easily re-direct the hoard.

	The ~~British now saw~~ a ~~chance to launch an invasion,~~ claiming ~~they were there to protect the non~~-~~Orcs~~. ~~The British Army on the 22nd of [[January]]~~ [[~~1879~~]] ~~sent a small band of 30 men into Orc's Drift. Sadly~~, 7 of ~~the 30 left the party after misinterpreting a passage from the~~ [[~~Bible~~]]~~, exactly what passage it was, we're not sure, maybe John 13. The 23 remaining trooper headed to the heartland of [Orc's Drift~~ and ~~set up camp at~~ a local English style bar named 'Gallagher's'. After spending nearly 30 minutes inside, Platoon Commander, Lord Snooty, spotted an Orc patrol coming in their direction. The troops quickly finished their tea and cucumber sandwiches and manned the ramparts outside.		The Cooked Crew found themselves back in Glebe park seemingly forgetting that it was where they started before staging a sit in and claiming a pyrrhic victory.

			At some point a perpetual car-loser named 'joel' became lost.

			== Aftermath ==

			Rumour has it [[Joel]] is still lost, haunting the halls of civic looking for [[Tami]] and complaining about a bit toungue.