Gabe - Revision history

Eggman at 12:53, 24 March 2022

2022-03-24T12:53:38Z

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	[[Category:Cookers]]		[[Category:Cookers]]
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	\| image = [[File:~~GABE~~.~~png~~]]		\| image = [[File:Gabe.jpg]]
	\| age = physically about 25, mentally about 13		\| age = physically about 25, mentally about 13
	\| gender = Male Conforming		\| gender = Male Conforming

Eggman: /* Personal Life */

2022-03-19T13:38:07Z

Personal Life

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	Gabe currently appears to be listless and directionless in life, perhaps due to his recent involvement in a one-sided parasocial relationship, as he yearns for and obsesses over a popular Twitch streamer known for her egg-baiting antics.		Gabe currently appears to be listless and directionless in life, perhaps due to his recent involvement in a one-sided parasocial relationship, as he yearns for and obsesses over a popular Twitch streamer known for her egg-baiting antics.

	Gabes favourite pastime is throwing tantrums, banning commenters and participants, and threatening to leave social media for good, only to come back a day or two later after his fried dopamine receptors need the itch scratched for attention and validation.		Gabes favourite pastime is throwing tantrums, banning commenters and participants, and threatening to leave social media for good, only to come back a day or two later after his fried dopamine receptors need the itch scratched for attention and validation. Scientists are unsure if his empty threats of social media abandonment outnumber the amount of times he interrupts people during a live stream.

	On February 27 2022, Gabe briefly vanished from the internet and appeared to delete all of his social media accounts, after ''allegations'' emerged that he had beaten the shit out of his girlfriend. Despite photos emerging of her injuries, Gabe did a classic Gabe, returning to social media '''again''' to refute the claims, insisting that it's a plot to discredit him, by [[Tony\|other cookers who made the allegations public]]. As of late, Gabe appears to become instantly irate when anyone mentions the allegations, often challenging those who comment, to come on his live and say it to his face. Those who do go on his live and say it to his face, are of course, also instantly banned.		On February 27 2022, Gabe briefly vanished from the internet and appeared to delete all of his social media accounts, after ''allegations'' emerged that he had beaten the shit out of his girlfriend. Despite photos emerging of her injuries, Gabe did a classic Gabe, returning to social media '''again''' to refute the claims, insisting that it's a plot to discredit him, by [[Tony\|other cookers who made the allegations public]]. As of late, Gabe appears to become instantly irate when anyone mentions the allegations, often challenging those who comment, to come on his live and say it to his face. Those who do go on his live and say it to his face, are of course, also instantly banned.

Eggman at 13:19, 19 March 2022

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	\| affiliations = Don't know.		\| affiliations = Don't know.
	\| aliases = Frontman, Egg Boy, Humpty Dumpty, The Thumb, Omelette		\| aliases = Frontman, Egg Boy, Humpty Dumpty, The Thumb, Omelette
	\| instagram = https://instagram.com/frontman_the3rd		\| instagram = https://instagram.com/frontman_the3rd<br/>https://instagram.com/frontman_2022<br/>https://www.instagram.com/frontman_mrqknowsall
	https://instagram.com/frontman_2022
	https://www.instagram.com/frontman_mrqknowsall
	\| facebook = https://www.facebook.com/gabby.rae.77		\| facebook = https://www.facebook.com/gabby.rae.77
	\| telegram = idk		\| telegram = idk

Eggman at 13:18, 19 March 2022

2022-03-19T13:18:08Z

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	\| instagram = https://instagram.com/frontman_the3rd		\| instagram = https://instagram.com/frontman_the3rd
	https://instagram.com/frontman_2022		https://instagram.com/frontman_2022
			https://www.instagram.com/frontman_mrqknowsall
	\| facebook = https://www.facebook.com/gabby.rae.77		\| facebook = https://www.facebook.com/gabby.rae.77
	\| telegram = idk		\| telegram = idk

Eggman: /* Personal Life */

2022-03-17T08:27:27Z

Personal Life

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	Gabes favourite pastime is throwing tantrums, banning commenters and participants, and threatening to leave social media for good, only to come back a day or two later after his fried dopamine receptors need the itch scratched for attention and validation.		Gabes favourite pastime is throwing tantrums, banning commenters and participants, and threatening to leave social media for good, only to come back a day or two later after his fried dopamine receptors need the itch scratched for attention and validation.

	On February 27 2022, Gabe briefly vanished from the internet and appeared to delete all of his social media accounts.		On February 27 2022, Gabe briefly vanished from the internet and appeared to delete all of his social media accounts, after ''allegations'' emerged that he had beaten the shit out of his girlfriend. Despite photos emerging of her injuries, Gabe did a classic Gabe, returning to social media '''again''' to refute the claims, insisting that it's a plot to discredit him, by [[Tony\|other cookers who made the allegations public]]. As of late, Gabe appears to become instantly irate when anyone mentions the allegations, often challenging those who comment, to come on his live and say it to his face. Those who do go on his live and say it to his face, are of course, also instantly banned.

	''~~Allegations~~'' emerged that he had beaten the shit out of his girlfriend. Despite photos emerging of her injuries, Gabe did a classic Gabe, returning to social media '''again''' to refute the claims, insisting that it's a plot to discredit him, by [[Tony\|other cookers who made the allegations public]].

	As of late, Gabe appears to become instantly irate when anyone mentions the allegations, often challenging those who comment, to come on his live and say it to his face. Those who do go on his live and say it to his face, are of course, also instantly banned.

	On the morning of March 13, 2022, it was confirmed to nobodies surprise, that Gabe has a history of sending unsolicited dick pics to women while drunk. As such, this is presumed to be something which happens quite frequently.		On the morning of March 13, 2022, it was confirmed to nobodies surprise, that Gabe has a history of sending unsolicited dick pics to women while drunk. As such, this is presumed to be something which happens quite frequently.

Eggman: /* Habitat */

2022-03-15T03:31:47Z

Habitat

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	== Habitat ==		== Habitat ==

	He can generally be found in his bedroom, livestreaming on Instagram, while obsessing over the Twitch chats of [https://twitch.tv/~~asseenontelegram AsSeenOnTelegram~~] and [https://twitch.tv/discodeadpigeon DiscoDeadPigeon], much to the detriment of his guests, his attention rapidly drifting away from them, to fully fixate on his new addiction, leftist Twitch chat. Gabe was gifted subs to both of these channels.		He can generally be found in his bedroom, livestreaming on Instagram, while obsessing over the Twitch chats of [https://twitch.tv/cookerwatch CookerWatch] and [https://twitch.tv/discodeadpigeon DiscoDeadPigeon], much to the detriment of his guests, his attention rapidly drifting away from them, to fully fixate on his new addiction, leftist Twitch chat. Gabe was gifted subs to both of these channels.

	== Diet ==		== Diet ==

Eggman: /* Personal Life */

2022-03-13T05:56:47Z

Personal Life

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	Gabe currently appears to be listless and directionless in life, perhaps due to his recent involvement in a one-sided parasocial relationship, as he yearns for and obsesses over a popular Twitch streamer known for her egg-baiting antics.		Gabe currently appears to be listless and directionless in life, perhaps due to his recent involvement in a one-sided parasocial relationship, as he yearns for and obsesses over a popular Twitch streamer known for her egg-baiting antics.

	~~On February 27 2022~~, ~~Gabe briefly vanished from the internet~~ and appeared to have deleted all of his social media accounts. Allegations emerged that his most recent romantic relationship ended after he beat the shit out of his girlfriend. Despite photos emerging of her injuries, ~~Gabe has returned~~ to social media ~~'''again''' to refute the claims~~, insisting that it's a plot by [[Tony\|other cookers who made the allegations public]]. Gabe appears to become instantly irate when anyone mentions the allegations, banning commenters immediately, and challenging them to come on his ~~live and say it to his face. Those who do go on his live~~ and ~~say it to his face, are also instantly banned~~.		Gabes favourite pastime is throwing tantrums, banning commenters and participants, and threatening to leave social media for good, only to come back a day or two later after his fried dopamine receptors need the itch scratched for attention and validation.

	On the morning of March 13, 2022, it was confirmed to nobodies surprise, that Gabe has a history of sending unsolicited dick pics to women while drunk. As such, this happens quite frequently.		On February 27 2022, Gabe briefly vanished from the internet and appeared to delete all of his social media accounts.

			''Allegations'' emerged that he had beaten the shit out of his girlfriend. Despite photos emerging of her injuries, Gabe did a classic Gabe, returning to social media '''again''' to refute the claims, insisting that it's a plot to discredit him, by [[Tony\|other cookers who made the allegations public]].

			As of late, Gabe appears to become instantly irate when anyone mentions the allegations, often challenging those who comment, to come on his live and say it to his face. Those who do go on his live and say it to his face, are of course, also instantly banned.

			On the morning of March 13, 2022, it was confirmed to nobodies surprise, that Gabe has a history of sending unsolicited dick pics to women while drunk. As such, this is presumed to be something which happens quite frequently.

			Observers have recently noted, that Gabe is doing an awful lot of sniffling during his live streams, while becoming even more irate and nonsensical than usual. He also doesn't seem to have any friends, as nobody has ever been seen in the same room, since the departure of his girlfriend.

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Eggman: /* Personal Life */

2022-03-13T05:49:30Z

Personal Life

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	Gabe currently appears to be listless and directionless in life, perhaps due to his recent involvement in a one-sided parasocial relationship, as he yearns for and obsesses over a popular Twitch streamer known for her egg-baiting antics.		Gabe currently appears to be listless and directionless in life, perhaps due to his recent involvement in a one-sided parasocial relationship, as he yearns for and obsesses over a popular Twitch streamer known for her egg-baiting antics.

			On February 27 2022, Gabe briefly vanished from the internet and appeared to have deleted all of his social media accounts. Allegations emerged that his most recent romantic relationship ended after he beat the shit out of his girlfriend. Despite photos emerging of her injuries, Gabe has returned to social media '''again''' to refute the claims, insisting that it's a plot by [[Tony\|other cookers who made the allegations public]]. Gabe appears to become instantly irate when anyone mentions the allegations, banning commenters immediately, and challenging them to come on his live and say it to his face. Those who do go on his live and say it to his face, are also instantly banned.

	On the morning of March 13, 2022, it was confirmed to nobodies surprise, that Gabe has a history of sending unsolicited dick pics to women while drunk. As such, this happens quite frequently.		On the morning of March 13, 2022, it was confirmed to nobodies surprise, that Gabe has a history of sending unsolicited dick pics to women while drunk. As such, this happens quite frequently.

Eggman: /* Personal Life */

2022-03-13T05:43:27Z

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	== Personal Life ==		== Personal Life ==
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	Gabe currently appears to be listless and directionless in life, perhaps due to his recent involvement in a one-sided parasocial relationship, as he yearns for and obsesses over a popular Twitch streamer known for her egg-baiting antics.		Gabe currently appears to be listless and directionless in life, perhaps due to his recent involvement in a one-sided parasocial relationship, as he yearns for and obsesses over a popular Twitch streamer known for her egg-baiting antics.

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	On the morning of March 13, 2022, it was confirmed to nobodies surprise, that Gabe has a history of sending unsolicited dick pics to women while drunk. As such, this happens quite frequently.		On the morning of March 13, 2022, it was confirmed to nobodies surprise, that Gabe has a history of sending unsolicited dick pics to women while drunk. As such, this happens quite frequently.

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Eggman at 05:43, 13 March 2022

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	Gabe currently appears to be listless and directionless in life, perhaps due to his recent involvement in a one-sided parasocial relationship, as he yearns for and obsesses over a popular Twitch streamer known for her egg-baiting antics.		Gabe currently appears to be listless and directionless in life, perhaps due to his recent involvement in a one-sided parasocial relationship, as he yearns for and obsesses over a popular Twitch streamer known for her egg-baiting antics.

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	On the morning of March 13, 2022, it was confirmed to nobodies surprise, that Gabe has a history of sending unsolicited dick pics to women while drunk. As such, this happens quite frequently.		On the morning of March 13, 2022, it was confirmed to nobodies surprise, that Gabe has a history of sending unsolicited dick pics to women while drunk. As such, this happens quite frequently.
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