Monica Shit - Revision history

Poshstabs: /* About Monica */

2022-02-16T02:14:25Z

About Monica

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	[[File:Monica-hair.jpeg\|left\|250px\|The best hair]]		[[File:Monica-hair.jpeg\|left\|250px\|The best hair]]

	Despite all her ambitions of achieving fame she has never once considered styling her hair ~~nicely~~.		Despite all her ambitions of achieving fame she has never once considered styling her hair.

	== Beliefs ==		== Beliefs ==

Jim: /* About Monica */

2022-02-16T02:12:28Z

About Monica

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	== About Monica ==		== About Monica ==

	Monica first shot to fame as a contestant on the Australian version of Survivor in 2017. Reference: <youtube>JR9B6YfNKWE</youtube>. After exiting the show, Smit returned to normal life and began a career selling project home designs. In late 2019 she restyled herself as a hobby journalist and by mid-2020 had become an activist and wannabe YouTube celebrity who has absolutely no problem taking money from children. Despite all her ambitions of achieving fame she has never once considered styling her hair nicely.		Monica first shot to fame as a contestant on the Australian version of Survivor in 2017. Reference: <youtube>JR9B6YfNKWE</youtube>. After exiting the show, Smit returned to normal life and began a career selling project home designs. In late 2019 she restyled herself as a hobby journalist and by mid-2020 had become an activist and wannabe YouTube celebrity who has absolutely no problem taking money from children.


			[[File:Monica-hair.jpeg\|left\|250px\|The best hair]]

			Despite all her ambitions of achieving fame she has never once considered styling her hair nicely.

	== Beliefs ==		== Beliefs ==

Poshstabs at 09:32, 14 February 2022

2022-02-14T09:32:28Z

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	\| image = [[File:Monica.jpg]]		\| image = [[File:Monica.jpg]]
	\| age = 34 ~~(but looks far older)~~		\| age = 34
	\| gender = Trad Wifey Wife		\| gender = Trad Wifey Wife
	\| location = Tynong, Victoria		\| location = Tynong, Victoria

Poshstabs at 09:32, 14 February 2022

2022-02-14T09:32:02Z

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	\| image = [[File:Monica.jpg]]		\| image = [[File:Monica.jpg]]
	\| age = 34		\| age = 34 (but looks far older)
	\| gender = Trad Wifey Wife		\| gender = Trad Wifey Wife
	\| location = Tynong, Victoria		\| location = Tynong, Victoria

Poshstabs: /* Personal Life */

2022-02-14T09:29:31Z

Personal Life

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	Monica is friends with Liberal Stephanie Baastian who features in Monica Smit YouTube videos - brumbies and open our churches during lockdown.		Monica is friends with Liberal Stephanie Baastian who features in Monica Smit YouTube videos - brumbies and open our churches during lockdown.
	Monica seems to have deleted her Reignite Democracy Australia YouTube video of her then boyfriend and protest organiser Morgan C Jonas @morgancjonas swearing at police while being arrested at the Flinders St station anti vaxx, fake small business protest organised by Monica on 5 Jun 2021 during Melbourne lockdown that she, Avi Yemeni and Rukshan Fernando then pretended to "report" on.		Monica seems to have deleted her Reignite Democracy Australia YouTube video of her then boyfriend and protest organiser Morgan C Jonas @morgancjonas swearing at police while being arrested at the Flinders St station anti vaxx, fake small business protest organised by Monica on 5 Jun 2021 during Melbourne lockdown that she, Avi Yemeni and Rukshan Fernando then pretended to "report" on.

			Monica and Jonas currently don’t have kids, nor do they plan on reproducing. Thank fucking Christ. Although they are dumb shits they do draw a line here as they are acutely aware of their own limitations with a combined IQ of only 39 points.

	==Double agent allegations==		==Double agent allegations==
	Rumours have consistently abounded since Monica's entry onto the scene that she is in fact an ASIO disinformation agent, controlled opposition working for the government and the Vatican, a Liberal party plant, a Jesuit and a member of the Church of Scientology and Country Womens Association.		Rumours have consistently abounded since Monica's entry onto the scene that she is in fact an ASIO disinformation agent, controlled opposition working for the government and the Vatican, a Liberal party plant, a Jesuit and a member of the Church of Scientology and Country Womens Association.

Poshstabs: /* Beliefs */

2022-02-14T09:27:23Z

Beliefs

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	[[File:FreeMon.jpg\|left\|250px\|Free Monica Smit]]Monica is devoutly of the Roman Catholic faith and peppers her livestreams liberally with references to living in Christ and what would Jesus do. In fact Monica cut her independent pseudo journalist career under the moniker (no pun intended) Catholic Jounalist, her hard-hitting investigative works consisting of embarking on international religious pilgrimages and interviewing other zealots filled with religious fervour and writing articles for unknown god bothering newsletters to justify to their parishoners the thousands of dollars worth of grants they g(r)ifted her to go on holiday. Reference: https://www.facebook.com/catholicjournalist/photos/a.2995620743841916/3869445096459472/		[[File:FreeMon.jpg\|left\|250px\|Free Monica Smit]]Monica is devoutly of the Roman Catholic faith and peppers her livestreams liberally with references to living in Christ and what would Jesus do. In fact Monica cut her independent pseudo journalist career under the moniker (no pun intended) Catholic Jounalist, her hard-hitting investigative works consisting of embarking on international religious pilgrimages and interviewing other zealots filled with religious fervour and writing articles for unknown god bothering newsletters to justify to their parishoners the thousands of dollars worth of grants they g(r)ifted her to go on holiday. Reference: https://www.facebook.com/catholicjournalist/photos/a.2995620743841916/3869445096459472/
			Monica could do with some makeup but it is against her religion unfortunately.

	Monica is also a member of The World United, a global organisation that describes itself as a "binding force which connects all Individual who are committed to personal and planetary Evolution, working together as one unified whole across the planet to create a positive global transformation.". She was very recently interviewed by them on their global YouTube channel as part of their Global Transformation Festival 2021 Reference: <youtube>G3ygNFV1fIc</youtube>		Monica is also a member of The World United, a global organisation that describes itself as a "binding force which connects all Individual who are committed to personal and planetary Evolution, working together as one unified whole across the planet to create a positive global transformation.". She was very recently interviewed by them on their global YouTube channel as part of their Global Transformation Festival 2021 Reference: <youtube>G3ygNFV1fIc</youtube>

Poshstabs: /* About Monica */

2022-02-14T09:24:48Z

About Monica

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	== About Monica ==		== About Monica ==

	Monica first shot to fame as a contestant on the Australian version of Survivor in 2017. Reference: <youtube>JR9B6YfNKWE</youtube>. After exiting the show, Smit returned to normal life and began a career selling project home designs. In late 2019 she restyled herself as a hobby journalist and by mid-2020 had become an activist and wannabe YouTube celebrity who has absolutely no problem taking money from children.		Monica first shot to fame as a contestant on the Australian version of Survivor in 2017. Reference: <youtube>JR9B6YfNKWE</youtube>. After exiting the show, Smit returned to normal life and began a career selling project home designs. In late 2019 she restyled herself as a hobby journalist and by mid-2020 had become an activist and wannabe YouTube celebrity who has absolutely no problem taking money from children. Despite all her ambitions of achieving fame she has never once considered styling her hair nicely.

	== Beliefs ==		== Beliefs ==

Poshstabs: Updated weight

2022-02-14T09:19:11Z

Updated weight

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	\| location = Tynong, Victoria		\| location = Tynong, Victoria
	\| height = 5'6"		\| height = 5'6"
	\| weight = ~~its rude to ask a womans weight~~		\| weight = 80kg, which is mostly made up of her gross mop of hair that touches her anus
	\| affiliations = Reignite Democracy Australia, United Australia Party,		\| affiliations = Reignite Democracy Australia, United Australia Party,
	\| aliases = Just Mon		\| aliases = Just Mon

Batwoman at 16:46, 11 February 2022

2022-02-11T16:46:48Z

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	== About Monica ==		== About Monica ==

	Monica first shot to fame as a contestant on the Australian version of Survivor in 2017. Reference: ~~https://youtu.be~~/~~JR9B6YfNKWE~~ . After exiting the show, Smit returned to normal life and began a career selling project home designs. In late 2019 she restyled herself as a hobby journalist and by mid-2020 had become an activist and wannabe YouTube celebrity who has absolutely no problem taking money from children.		Monica first shot to fame as a contestant on the Australian version of Survivor in 2017. Reference: <youtube>JR9B6YfNKWE</youtube>. After exiting the show, Smit returned to normal life and began a career selling project home designs. In late 2019 she restyled herself as a hobby journalist and by mid-2020 had become an activist and wannabe YouTube celebrity who has absolutely no problem taking money from children.

	== Beliefs ==		== Beliefs ==

Batwoman at 16:45, 11 February 2022

2022-02-11T16:45:31Z

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	[[File:FreeMon.jpg\|left\|250px\|Free Monica Smit]]Monica is devoutly of the Roman Catholic faith and peppers her livestreams liberally with references to living in Christ and what would Jesus do. In fact Monica cut her independent pseudo journalist career under the moniker (no pun intended) Catholic Jounalist, her hard-hitting investigative works consisting of embarking on international religious pilgrimages and interviewing other zealots filled with religious fervour and writing articles for unknown god bothering newsletters to justify to their parishoners the thousands of dollars worth of grants they g(r)ifted her to go on holiday. Reference: https://www.facebook.com/catholicjournalist/photos/a.2995620743841916/3869445096459472/		[[File:FreeMon.jpg\|left\|250px\|Free Monica Smit]]Monica is devoutly of the Roman Catholic faith and peppers her livestreams liberally with references to living in Christ and what would Jesus do. In fact Monica cut her independent pseudo journalist career under the moniker (no pun intended) Catholic Jounalist, her hard-hitting investigative works consisting of embarking on international religious pilgrimages and interviewing other zealots filled with religious fervour and writing articles for unknown god bothering newsletters to justify to their parishoners the thousands of dollars worth of grants they g(r)ifted her to go on holiday. Reference: https://www.facebook.com/catholicjournalist/photos/a.2995620743841916/3869445096459472/

	Monica is also a member of The World United, a global organisation that describes itself as a "binding force which connects all Individual who are committed to personal and planetary Evolution, working together as one unified whole across the planet to create a positive global transformation.". She was very recently interviewed by them on their global YouTube channel as part of their Global Transformation Festival 2021 Reference: ~~https:~~/~~/www.~~youtube~~.com/watch?v=G3ygNFV1fIc~~		Monica is also a member of The World United, a global organisation that describes itself as a "binding force which connects all Individual who are committed to personal and planetary Evolution, working together as one unified whole across the planet to create a positive global transformation.". She was very recently interviewed by them on their global YouTube channel as part of their Global Transformation Festival 2021 Reference: <youtube>G3ygNFV1fIc</youtube>

	==Criminal Charges==		==Criminal Charges==