Zeus - Revision history

Notsoevilsteve at 02:05, 20 February 2022

2022-02-20T02:05:16Z

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	\| Ground clearance = 3 cooker kids high		\| Ground clearance = 3 cooker kids high
	\| Fuel capacity = 300 litres		\| Fuel capacity = 300 litres
	\| Operational range = ~~150m~~ before ~~breaking down~~		\| Operational range = 642m before new driver and side window is required
	\| Maximum speed = 250km/h (down a hill)		\| Maximum speed = 250km/h (down a hill)

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	[[file:Zeus-refuelling-drogue.png\|600px]]		[[file:Zeus-refuelling-drogue.png\|600px]]
	<br/>'''Image''': recently declassified imagery of the in-flight refueling system drogue in action.		<br/>'''Image''': recently declassified imagery of the in-flight refueling system drogue in action.
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			==Impact on protest actions==

			The driver of ZEUS-1 quickly experienced the "find out" phase of the "fuck around, find out" ethos.
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	~~[[file:Firetruck.jpg\|600px]]~~		<youtube>i3vlwHO4yiE</youtube>
	<br/>~~'''Image''': what this vehicle looked like before the cookers ruined it.~~

RayDio: added picture without cookers in the way

2022-02-13T10:35:28Z

added picture without cookers in the way

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			[[file:Zeus3.jpg\|600px]]
			<br/>'''Image''': Zeus on its way to assault police and deafen the neighbours.
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	[[file:Zeus-refuelling-drogue.png\|600px]]		[[file:Zeus-refuelling-drogue.png\|600px]]
	<br/>'''Image''': recently declassified imagery of the in-flight refueling system drogue in action.		<br/>'''Image''': recently declassified imagery of the in-flight refueling system drogue in action.

RayDio: added some real details of the truck to go with the jokes

2022-02-13T10:04:14Z

added some real details of the truck to go with the jokes

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	\| Used By = Cookers		\| Used By = Cookers
	\| Wars = [[Canberra Siege]]		\| Wars = [[Canberra Siege]]
	\| Mass = ~~3.2tonnes Dry~~ weight		\| Mass = 6540kg Tare weight
	~~30tonnes in~~ Ego		16 tonnes GVM
	\| length = 4.6m
			30 tonnes of Ego
			\| length = 6m
	\| width = 2.2m (approx)		\| width = 2.2m (approx)
	\| Crew = 5 cookers (Internal)		\| Crew = 5 cookers (Internal)
	20 cookers (hanging on for dear life)		20 cookers (hanging on for dear life)
	\| Armor = ~~none~~		\| Armor = Matte black paint
	\| Main Armament = Empty Emu Export Cans		\| Main Armament = Empty Emu Export Cans

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			A spicy cough

	Cringe		Cringe
	\| Engine = Fully-sick v6 bruz
			Any cookers who fall off
			\| Engine = Fully-sick straight-6 bruz
	\| Power/Weight =		\| Power/Weight =
	\| Transmission = clapped out		\| Transmission = clapped out
	\| Suspension = Raised beyond logic		\| Suspension = Raised beyond logic
	\| Ground clearance = 3 cooker kids high		\| Ground clearance = 3 cooker kids high
	\| Fuel capacity = ~~80litres~~		\| Fuel capacity = 300 litres
	\| Operational range = 150m before breaking down		\| Operational range = 150m before breaking down
	\| Maximum speed = ~~250kph~~ (down a hill)		\| Maximum speed = 250km/h (down a hill)

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	The ''B1 Zeus'' Main battle wank (a.k.a. Impound Force 1) is a first generation Cooker battle vehicle designed by cookers and ~~based on~~ a ~~Ford F650 chassis~~. It was heavily modified to ~~be raised~~ and plastered with ~~Tacitical~~ flags~~, Combat writing~~ and ~~enlarged wheels (~~in ~~apology for penis related issues)~~.		The ''B1 Zeus'' Main battle wank (a.k.a. Impound Force 1) is a first generation Cooker battle vehicle designed by cookers and built off a 1998 Freightliner FL80. It was heavily modified into a cookercab pickup (because a regular ute just isn't big enough to compensate for the owners.. shortcomings), with a lift-kit and the load tub off a Ford F350/450 dually pickup truck, painted matte black with large air horns and plastered with Tactical flags and cooker slogans in fluoro colours.

	It was developed as a prototype for the soon to be created ~~micronation~~ of ~~cooktopia~~ as their primary method of ~~combatting~~ the fascist pedophile mason satanic cabal.		It was developed as a prototype for the soon to be created micro-nation of Cooktopia as their primary method of combating the fascist pedophile mason satanic cabal and replacing it with their own fascist pedophile mason satanic cabal.

	[[file:Zeus-side-1.png\|600px]]		[[file:Zeus-side-1.png\|600px]]
	<br/>'''Image''': ~~Based on~~ a ~~F650 Super cab chassis~~, Zeus employs a number of standard field-approved modifications, ~~including~~ a ~~home brewed cookercab conversion~~ and an up-cycled ~~Ford Ranger tray~~ from a local buy-nothing group.		<br/>'''Image''': Built off a 1998 Freightliner FL80 (likely originally a fire truck), Zeus employs a number of standard field-approved modifications, such as twin "Look at me, I'm an idiot and I'm about to do something stupid" train horns, twin-overhead grease nipples, chrome plated foxtail on the antenna, a dash mounted flower vase and an up-cycled F-truck tub from a local buy-nothing group.
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	[[file:Zeus-refuelling-drogue.png\|600px]]		[[file:Zeus-refuelling-drogue.png\|600px]]
	<br/>'''Image''': recently declassified imagery of the in-flight refueling system drogue in action		<br/>'''Image''': recently declassified imagery of the in-flight refueling system drogue in action.
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			[[file:Firetruck.jpg\|600px]]
			<br/>'''Image''': what this vehicle looked like before the cookers ruined it.

Notsoevilsteve at 12:37, 12 February 2022

2022-02-12T12:37:25Z

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	[[file:Zeus-side-1.png\|600px]]		[[file:Zeus-side-1.png\|600px]]
	<br/>'''Image''': Based on a F650 Super cab chassis, Zeus employs a number of standard field-approved modifications, including a home brewed cookercab conversion and an up-cycled Ford Ranger tray from a local buy-nothing group.		<br/>'''Image''': Based on a F650 Super cab chassis, Zeus employs a number of standard field-approved modifications, including a home brewed cookercab conversion and an up-cycled Ford Ranger tray from a local buy-nothing group.
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			[[file:Zeus-refuelling-drogue.png\|600px]]
			<br/>'''Image''': recently declassified imagery of the in-flight refueling system drogue in action

Notsoevilsteve at 10:38, 12 February 2022

2022-02-12T10:38:29Z

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	It was developed as a prototype for the soon to be created micronation of cooktopia as their primary method of combatting the fascist pedophile mason satanic cabal.		It was developed as a prototype for the soon to be created micronation of cooktopia as their primary method of combatting the fascist pedophile mason satanic cabal.

			[[file:Zeus-side-1.png\|600px]]
			<br/>'''Image''': Based on a F650 Super cab chassis, Zeus employs a number of standard field-approved modifications, including a home brewed cookercab conversion and an up-cycled Ford Ranger tray from a local buy-nothing group.

MIghtyMoose at 08:50, 12 February 2022

2022-02-12T08:50:47Z

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	\| Ground clearance = 3 cooker kids high		\| Ground clearance = 3 cooker kids high
	\| Fuel capacity = 80litres		\| Fuel capacity = 80litres
	\| Operational range = 150m before ~~breakig~~ down		\| Operational range = 150m before breaking down
	\| Maximum speed = 250kph (down a hill)		\| Maximum speed = 250kph (down a hill)

A Crappy Pirate: impound force 1

2022-02-12T08:17:27Z

impound force 1

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	The ''B1 Zeus'' Main battle wank is a first generation Cooker battle vehicle designed by cookers and based on a Ford F650 chassis. It was heavily modified to be raised and plastered with Tacitical flags, Combat writing and enlarged wheels (in apology for penis related issues).		The ''B1 Zeus'' Main battle wank (a.k.a. Impound Force 1) is a first generation Cooker battle vehicle designed by cookers and based on a Ford F650 chassis. It was heavily modified to be raised and plastered with Tacitical flags, Combat writing and enlarged wheels (in apology for penis related issues).

	It was developed as a prototype for the soon to be created micronation of cooktopia as their primary method of combatting the fascist pedophile mason satanic cabal.		It was developed as a prototype for the soon to be created micronation of cooktopia as their primary method of combatting the fascist pedophile mason satanic cabal.

MIghtyMoose at 08:13, 12 February 2022

2022-02-12T08:13:27Z

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	\| Armor = none		\| Armor = none
	\| Main Armament = Empty Emu Export Cans		\| Main Armament = Empty Emu Export Cans

	Empty Monster energy drink Cans		Empty Monster energy drink Cans

	Body odour		Body odour

	Cringe		Cringe
	\| Engine = Fully-sick v6 bruz		\| Engine = Fully-sick v6 bruz

MIghtyMoose at 08:08, 12 February 2022

2022-02-12T08:08:49Z

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	{{Vehicle		{{Vehicle
	\| ~~Image~~ =[[File:Zeus.PNG]]		\| image = [[File:Zeus.PNG]]
	\| Type = Main Battle Wank		\| Type = Main Battle Wank
	\| Place of Origin = Cookerstan		\| Place of Origin = Cookerstan
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			The ''B1 Zeus'' Main battle wank is a first generation Cooker battle vehicle designed by cookers and based on a Ford F650 chassis. It was heavily modified to be raised and plastered with Tacitical flags, Combat writing and enlarged wheels (in apology for penis related issues).

			It was developed as a prototype for the soon to be created micronation of cooktopia as their primary method of combatting the fascist pedophile mason satanic cabal.

MIghtyMoose at 08:03, 12 February 2022

2022-02-12T08:03:27Z

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	{{Vehicle		{{Vehicle
			\| Image =[[File:Zeus.PNG]]
	\| Type = Main Battle Wank		\| Type = Main Battle Wank
	\| Place of Origin = Cookerstan		\| Place of Origin = Cookerstan