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[[File:constructions.gif|thumbnail|250px|right|The Feemasons were the first (alleged) society to put a vaccine syringe in a 'No' circle over a pyramid stylised with the 'XXX' of pornography, Inside a donation bucket]] | [[Category:Conspiracies]][[File:constructions.gif|thumbnail|250px|right|The Feemasons were the first (alleged) society to put a vaccine syringe in a 'No' circle over a pyramid stylised with the 'XXX' of pornography, Inside a donation bucket]] | ||
The '''Feemasons''' or '''Fee, my sons''' (when said with a full set of front teeth), or '''My son's are accepted for a fee''' are a society of get-well, motivational speakers, reiki practitioners and grifters founded in the 21st century. Their initial purpose was to share ways in which they can take full advantage of all government based systems, grants and welfare payments while decrying them as being part of the 'socialist new world masonic order'. | The '''Feemasons''' or '''Fee, my sons''' (when said with a full set of front teeth), or '''My son's are accepted for a fee''' are a society of get-well, motivational speakers, reiki practitioners and grifters founded in the 21st century. Their initial purpose was to share ways in which they can take full advantage of all government based systems, grants and welfare payments while decrying them as being part of the 'socialist new world masonic order'. | ||
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Their daily workload usually consists of waking up, complaining at meetings, day drinking, trying to decide what they are going to do, arguing about what they are going to do, day drinking, eating, posting on social media before rounding off with a country and western rave. | Their daily workload usually consists of waking up, complaining at meetings, day drinking, trying to decide what they are going to do, arguing about what they are going to do, day drinking, eating, posting on social media before rounding off with a country and western rave. | ||
Throughout its | Throughout its checkered history the Feemason society has changed entirely and is now a front for donation stealing, money laundering and political candidacy and coopting legitimate issues of the people to score points for their benefactors. | ||
A very common myth about the Feemasons is that they actually stand for anything worth whole... | A very common myth about the Feemasons is that they actually stand for anything worth whole... | ||