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[[Category:Cooker SuperSpreader Events]]
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{{CookerWar
!colspan="2" style="text-align: center; background:#B0C4DE"|Battle of Glebe
  | name = Battle of Glebe
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  | image = [[File:explosions_in_iraq.png|300px]]
|colspan="2" style="font-size: 90%; text-align: center;"|[[File:|300px]]<br/>
  | conflict = Canberra Siege
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  | date = 12th February 2022<br />
| colspan="2" |'''Date''': [[February|February 10]], [[2022]]
  | place = Glebe Park, Canberra, ACT, Australia
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  | result = Draw
| colspan="2" |'''Place''': Battle of Glebe
  | side1 = Canberra
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| colspan="2" |'''Outcome''': ACT/Freedom Rally Armistice
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!colspan="2" style="text-align: center; background:#B0C4DE"|Beligerants
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|width="50%"|
* "Convoy to Canberra" Splinter Group.
* A man who lost his car named 'joel'
|width="50%"| AFP, random old man in a mask, some security guards, a Deliveroo driver
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!colspan="2" style="text-align: center; background:#B0C4DE"|Commanders
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|width="50%"| Commander Joel of the Lost car, Tami?
|width="50%"| <Classified>
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!colspan="2" style="text-align: center; background:#B0C4DE"|Strength
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|width="50%"| 23 men
|width="50%"| 3,074 Orcs, 1,637 so called 'men'
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!colspan="2" style="text-align: center; background:#B0C4DE"|Casualties
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|width="50%"| 16
|width="50%"| 2,500+
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The '''Battle of Glebe Park''' was a minor skirmish between was a little known war between the British Army based in [[Rhodesia]] and a horde of Orc's who had laid claim to the area, known as 'Orc's Drift'. The British Army had conquered most of [[Africa]] and had annexed the main part of [[Rhodesia]], most we're happy about this, the leader of the Orc's, [[Saruman]], was not. [[Saruman]] threatened mob action against all non Orcs in the territory if the British didn't stop advancing.
1st Cookedstreamer Guard
Random masked man they assaulted
  | side2 =
An empty Canberra Center
AFP
Freemasons, Undercovers
  | commanders1 =
[[Tami|Tami]]


The British now saw a chance to launch an invasion, claiming they were there to protect the non-Orcs. The British Army on the 22nd of [[January]] [[1879]] sent a small band of 30 men into Orc's Drift. Sadly, 7 of the 30 left the party after misinterpreting a passage from the [[Bible]], exactly what passage it was, we're not sure, maybe John 13. The 23 remaining trooper headed to the heartland of  [Orc's Drift  and set up camp at a local English style bar named 'Gallagher's'. After spending nearly 30 minutes inside, Platoon Commander, Lord Snooty, spotted an Orc patrol coming in their direction. The troops quickly finished their tea and cucumber sandwiches and manned the ramparts outside.
[[Joel of clan lost car |Joel]]
 
  | forces1 = 1 Cooktillion
  | forces2 = 45ish AFP
  | casual1    = Dignity
  | casual2    = 0
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The '''Battle of Glebe Park''' was a minor skirmish between a splinter group of the [[Convoy to Canberra]] known as the [[Cooked Crew]] and [[Fortress Canberra]] itself. Little did they know, that it was a crafty plan by the Peoples [[AFP]] to control their movements. The AFP were perplexed by their movements in the opening of the battle, largely due to the ability for the [[Cooked crew]] to get lost while walking in a straight line. Armed with the intelligence that they were dealing with idiots, the AFP simply pointed in a direction only to find that they could easily re-direct the hoard.  
 
The Cooked Crew found themselves back in Glebe park seemingly forgetting that it was where they started before staging a sit in and claiming a pyrrhic victory.
 
At some point a perpetual car-loser named 'joel' became lost.  
 
== Aftermath ==
 
Rumour has it [[Joel]] is still lost, haunting the halls of civic looking for [[Tami Jane|Tami]] and complaining about a bit toungue.  




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Latest revision as of 04:07, 15 February 2022

The Battle of Glebe Park was a minor skirmish between a splinter group of the Convoy to Canberra known as the Cooked Crew and Fortress Canberra itself. Little did they know, that it was a crafty plan by the Peoples AFP to control their movements. The AFP were perplexed by their movements in the opening of the battle, largely due to the ability for the Cooked crew to get lost while walking in a straight line. Armed with the intelligence that they were dealing with idiots, the AFP simply pointed in a direction only to find that they could easily re-direct the hoard.

The Cooked Crew found themselves back in Glebe park seemingly forgetting that it was where they started before staging a sit in and claiming a pyrrhic victory.

At some point a perpetual car-loser named 'joel' became lost.

Aftermath

Rumour has it Joel is still lost, haunting the halls of civic looking for Tami and complaining about a bit toungue.

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