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<span style="color: red; text-decoration: bold;">He Shalt Deliver Thou From Evil</span> | <span style="color: red; text-decoration: bold;">He Shalt Deliver Thou From Evil</span> | ||
Kent | Kent Bradley Brown is the self-appointed Messiah and evangelist of the growing collective of fundamentalist Christian Sovshits, militant anti-vaxxers, anti-authoritarian antisocial dropouts and other garden variety covid-denying plague rats who have joined together to form the latest listing on ASIO's Domestic Terror Organisation watchlist: [[The Australia Project]]. | ||
== About Kent == | == About Kent == | ||
Not much about Kent's background has yet been determined, apart from he is a raging fundamentalist Christian and ex police officer of 18 years. Coincidentally very similar to Peter Dutton, they always seem to come out of Queensland 🙄 | Not much about Kent's background has yet been determined, apart from he is a raging fundamentalist Christian and ex police officer of 18 years. Coincidentally very similar to Peter Dutton, they always seem to come out of Queensland 🙄 | ||
Kent is however a fan, and rather fancies himself as quite good at, a spot of spontaneous patriotic a Capella. Not sure what the deal is with that tshirt he's wearing, that's kinda disturbing | |||
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== Cooker Activities/Street Cred == | == Cooker Activities/Street Cred == | ||
Kent is currently engaging in a bit of a turf war and pissing contest (although they are keeping it low key so not to scare the children) with TAP rising star cult member and donation bucket stickyfingers [[David Graham]], better known as the Glass Barbie Guru. Guru claims he is the driving force behind cooker superspreader event [[Operation Sovereign Storm]], and if he have had his way and that damn flaccid dick [[Graham Hood]], otherwise known as St Hoodie the Baptist, hadn't have gone and stolen the microphone, the limelight and the hearts of the brainwashed plague-ridden pilgrims then Guru also would've been able to claim credit for The Insurrection as well. | Kent is currently engaging in a bit of a turf war and pissing contest (although they are keeping it low key so not to scare the children) with TAP rising star cult member and donation bucket stickyfingers [[David Graham]], better known as the Glass Barbie Guru. Guru claims he is the driving force behind cooker superspreader event [[Operation Sovereign Storm]], and if he have had his way and that damn flaccid dick [[Graham Hood]], otherwise known as St Hoodie the Baptist, hadn't have gone and stolen the microphone, the limelight and the hearts of the brainwashed plague-ridden pilgrims then Guru also would've been able to claim credit for The Insurrection as well. | ||
Back to Maximum Leader though, here he is lounging casually against a fence whilst seducing the female acolyte conducting the interview with his eyes and Jim Carrey-esque smile, | Back to Maximum Leader though, here he is lounging casually against a fence whilst seducing the female acolyte conducting the interview with his eyes and Jim Carrey-esque smile, whilst brainwashing her and everyone watching it with rat cunning and crafty sales spiel to join in reclaiming their stolen v̶a̶l̶o̶u̶r̶ freedom and taking back their country from the infidels and globohomos. | ||
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== Beliefs == | |||
Maximum Leader Kent seems a bit elevated on the hysterical paranoid schizophrenic scale, believing the ADF are currently engaging in paramilitary drills after nightfall training how to spear tackle and jab any wayward citizens who do not submit to their 26th booster shot | |||
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Latest revision as of 16:07, 24 February 2022
He Shalt Deliver Thou From Evil
Kent Bradley Brown is the self-appointed Messiah and evangelist of the growing collective of fundamentalist Christian Sovshits, militant anti-vaxxers, anti-authoritarian antisocial dropouts and other garden variety covid-denying plague rats who have joined together to form the latest listing on ASIO's Domestic Terror Organisation watchlist: The Australia Project.
About Kent
Not much about Kent's background has yet been determined, apart from he is a raging fundamentalist Christian and ex police officer of 18 years. Coincidentally very similar to Peter Dutton, they always seem to come out of Queensland 🙄
Kent is however a fan, and rather fancies himself as quite good at, a spot of spontaneous patriotic a Capella. Not sure what the deal is with that tshirt he's wearing, that's kinda disturbing
Cooker Activities/Street Cred
Kent is currently engaging in a bit of a turf war and pissing contest (although they are keeping it low key so not to scare the children) with TAP rising star cult member and donation bucket stickyfingers David Graham, better known as the Glass Barbie Guru. Guru claims he is the driving force behind cooker superspreader event Operation Sovereign Storm, and if he have had his way and that damn flaccid dick Graham Hood, otherwise known as St Hoodie the Baptist, hadn't have gone and stolen the microphone, the limelight and the hearts of the brainwashed plague-ridden pilgrims then Guru also would've been able to claim credit for The Insurrection as well.
Back to Maximum Leader though, here he is lounging casually against a fence whilst seducing the female acolyte conducting the interview with his eyes and Jim Carrey-esque smile, whilst brainwashing her and everyone watching it with rat cunning and crafty sales spiel to join in reclaiming their stolen v̶a̶l̶o̶u̶r̶ freedom and taking back their country from the infidels and globohomos.
Beliefs
Maximum Leader Kent seems a bit elevated on the hysterical paranoid schizophrenic scale, believing the ADF are currently engaging in paramilitary drills after nightfall training how to spear tackle and jab any wayward citizens who do not submit to their 26th booster shot