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| image = [[File:Jacqui.png]] | | image = [[File:Jacqui.png]] | ||
| age = | | age = early 50's trying to be 20's | ||
| gender = | | gender = Post-Menopausal Female | ||
| occupation = | | occupation = Faux Lawyer, Former Real Estate Agent | ||
| location = | | location = Croydon, Victoria | ||
| height = | | height = 5'8" | ||
| weight = | | weight = dk but most of its in her lips | ||
| affiliations = | | affiliations = Victorian Bar Association.....in her dreams | ||
| aliases = | | aliases = The Constitutional Barbie | ||
| instagram = https://www.instagram.com/ | | instagram = https://www.instagram.com/jacquie_dundee | ||
| twitter = | | twitter = https://twitter.com/JacquieDundee | ||
| facebook = https://www.facebook.com/ | | facebook = https://www.facebook.com/jacquie.dundee.10 | ||
| telegram = idk | | telegram = idk | ||
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== About Jacquie == | == About Jacquie == | ||
Like all self-respecting sovshit constitutional experts, Jacquie has absolutely zilch nada nicht nein qualifications nor credentials in law, and we suspect not even year 10 legal studies either. What she did have however was a solid knowledge of deeds n titles, and she could serve a section 27 or 32 with the best of them having obtained her juris doctors at the local Colliers Real Estate in Lilydale. Since then Ms Dundee rose quickly through the ranks to become a (mostly self-imposed) staple speaker on the Melbourne protest scene. | |||
== Beliefs == | == Beliefs == | ||
We know Jacquie used to be a witch, but seems she is also a racist dog who counts neo-nazis as friends and wants to smash them out of the freedom movement. So much for | We know Jacquie used to be a witch, but seems she is also a racist dog who counts neo-nazis as friends and wants to smash them out of the freedom movement. So much for inclusivity. She also likes to shout at cops and 'educate' them about the lore. Not law. | ||
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== Cooker Influencer Cred/Claim to Fames == | == Cooker Influencer Cred/Claim to Fames == | ||
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==Criminal Charges== | ==Criminal Charges== | ||
Whilst it is known Ms Dundee has been arrested on a number of occasions for various breaches of the CHO directives, during the course of various protests held in Melbourne but also notably at a outer suburban shopping centre, where Ms Dundee livestreamed herself schooling first an unwitting Kmart employee who made the grave mistake of requesting that Jacquie wear a face mask as per the conditions of entry and covid restrictions in force at the time; and then subsequently the local constabulary who were called to attend giving them a crash course in common law and the Magna Carta article 61. | |||
== Personal Life == | == Personal Life == | ||
Latest revision as of 15:06, 20 March 2022
Put your hands up where I can see them and back away from the megaphone, back away slowly or else I'll shoot
About Jacquie
Like all self-respecting sovshit constitutional experts, Jacquie has absolutely zilch nada nicht nein qualifications nor credentials in law, and we suspect not even year 10 legal studies either. What she did have however was a solid knowledge of deeds n titles, and she could serve a section 27 or 32 with the best of them having obtained her juris doctors at the local Colliers Real Estate in Lilydale. Since then Ms Dundee rose quickly through the ranks to become a (mostly self-imposed) staple speaker on the Melbourne protest scene.
Beliefs
We know Jacquie used to be a witch, but seems she is also a racist dog who counts neo-nazis as friends and wants to smash them out of the freedom movement. So much for inclusivity. She also likes to shout at cops and 'educate' them about the lore. Not law.
Cooker Influencer Cred/Claim to Fames
Criminal Charges
Whilst it is known Ms Dundee has been arrested on a number of occasions for various breaches of the CHO directives, during the course of various protests held in Melbourne but also notably at a outer suburban shopping centre, where Ms Dundee livestreamed herself schooling first an unwitting Kmart employee who made the grave mistake of requesting that Jacquie wear a face mask as per the conditions of entry and covid restrictions in force at the time; and then subsequently the local constabulary who were called to attend giving them a crash course in common law and the Magna Carta article 61.