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== About Maria Zeee == | == About Maria Zeee == | ||
Maria Zaric, aka Maria Zeee, is yet another s̶e̶r̶i̶a̶l̶ ̶l̶a̶r̶p̶e̶r̶ citizen "journalist" spawned out of the Sydney freedom movement during the pandemic. Having being fired from her job as a client manager at a recruitment agency for refusing to be vaccinated, Maria decided she would now become a "journalist" and started alt-right PR Agency Zeee Media where she consistently positions herself as an expert commentator on topics and in fields which she has absolutely zero credentials, qualifications nor knowledge of, such as immunology, microbiology, global monetary markets and currently the geopolitical history of the former Soviet Union. | |||
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Intelligence solicited by Cookerpedia researchers revealed that in pioneer clinical trials at Monash Hospital in the late 80's [[Joel Gilmour]] was the first baby successfuly cloned from one of Maria's eyebrows. It is not known whether the two clinical subjects are aware of their genetic relationship** | |||
== Early Covid-Denialist Career == | |||
Having achieved some early success and notoriety shopping herself out as a guest commentator to other freedom cooker livestreamers desperate for anyone to come on their "shows" and stream their improvised acting, ad libbing all kinds of creative imagined conspiracist fantasies about the inner workings of various state and federal government public health departments, Maria's lucky break came when one of her first videos under the Zeee brand went viral. In the live video, Maria explosively claimed that a 27-year old victim of Covid that had been announced in one of the previous daily covid-porn death counts by then-Premier Gladys Berejiklian did NOT in fact die of covid, but had instead passed away from complications due to an existing heart condition. Despite this being picked up by the mainstream media and actual real journalists with proper journalism degrees fact-checking with the hospital, NSWHealth and the family - and the victim's family subsequently issuing a plea to respect their privacy and stop spreading these false claims, Maria continued to profligate this story and take advantage of her new-found reach and fame to attract more renowned and infinitely more cooked international guests onto her channel. | |||
== Hot Takes == | == Hot Takes & Defamation Action == | ||
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[[File:20220325 091314 0000.png|left| | == Faux Philosophist Fantasies & Beliefs == | ||
Like many other self-absorbed narcissist freedom cookers who believe they have some kind of unique insight into the human condition and the tyranny of D̶a̶n̶, M̶a̶n̶, oppressive governments, Maria considers herself a deep thinker and modern-day philosopher, ruminating on topics of modern democracy, media influence, behavioural insights and human psychology. Following in the footsteps of early pioneer and merch grift kings [[Fanos Panayides]] with his "Media is the Virus"©️™️®️ and [[Raphael Fernandez|Raf Shungite Shylock Fernandez]] with "If you can't ask questions it's not Science"®️™️©️™️ Inspirational Freedom Quotes, Maria also came up with her own Zeee branded product line of quotes...and far more of them too just to prove she is the authoritive voice on all things alt-right anti-government anti-mainstream media conspiracy theorist crap-takes. All of which are emblazoned on a wide variety of apparel, tech accessories, cushions and assorted home decorator items available to purchase in her merch store on the Zeeemedia.[com]. website at obscenely marked-up griftworthy price points. Give your home and living spaces the Zeee makeover and you'll wake up to what's REALLY going on and start screaming "Liars!" at the 6pm news on your television screen in no time. | |||
[[File:20220325 091314 0000.png|left|800px|She's no Slavoj Zizek]] | |||
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Latest revision as of 03:14, 8 April 2022
A Poor Man's Conspiracy Cooker Version of Peta Credlin, with less political nous and journalism talent
About Maria Zeee
Maria Zaric, aka Maria Zeee, is yet another s̶e̶r̶i̶a̶l̶ ̶l̶a̶r̶p̶e̶r̶ citizen "journalist" spawned out of the Sydney freedom movement during the pandemic. Having being fired from her job as a client manager at a recruitment agency for refusing to be vaccinated, Maria decided she would now become a "journalist" and started alt-right PR Agency Zeee Media where she consistently positions herself as an expert commentator on topics and in fields which she has absolutely zero credentials, qualifications nor knowledge of, such as immunology, microbiology, global monetary markets and currently the geopolitical history of the former Soviet Union.
Intelligence solicited by Cookerpedia researchers revealed that in pioneer clinical trials at Monash Hospital in the late 80's Joel Gilmour was the first baby successfuly cloned from one of Maria's eyebrows. It is not known whether the two clinical subjects are aware of their genetic relationship**
Early Covid-Denialist Career
Having achieved some early success and notoriety shopping herself out as a guest commentator to other freedom cooker livestreamers desperate for anyone to come on their "shows" and stream their improvised acting, ad libbing all kinds of creative imagined conspiracist fantasies about the inner workings of various state and federal government public health departments, Maria's lucky break came when one of her first videos under the Zeee brand went viral. In the live video, Maria explosively claimed that a 27-year old victim of Covid that had been announced in one of the previous daily covid-porn death counts by then-Premier Gladys Berejiklian did NOT in fact die of covid, but had instead passed away from complications due to an existing heart condition. Despite this being picked up by the mainstream media and actual real journalists with proper journalism degrees fact-checking with the hospital, NSWHealth and the family - and the victim's family subsequently issuing a plea to respect their privacy and stop spreading these false claims, Maria continued to profligate this story and take advantage of her new-found reach and fame to attract more renowned and infinitely more cooked international guests onto her channel.
Hot Takes & Defamation Action
Double Agent Allegations
Faux Philosophist Fantasies & Beliefs
Like many other self-absorbed narcissist freedom cookers who believe they have some kind of unique insight into the human condition and the tyranny of D̶a̶n̶, M̶a̶n̶, oppressive governments, Maria considers herself a deep thinker and modern-day philosopher, ruminating on topics of modern democracy, media influence, behavioural insights and human psychology. Following in the footsteps of early pioneer and merch grift kings Fanos Panayides with his "Media is the Virus"©️™️®️ and Raf Shungite Shylock Fernandez with "If you can't ask questions it's not Science"®️™️©️™️ Inspirational Freedom Quotes, Maria also came up with her own Zeee branded product line of quotes...and far more of them too just to prove she is the authoritive voice on all things alt-right anti-government anti-mainstream media conspiracy theorist crap-takes. All of which are emblazoned on a wide variety of apparel, tech accessories, cushions and assorted home decorator items available to purchase in her merch store on the Zeeemedia.[com]. website at obscenely marked-up griftworthy price points. Give your home and living spaces the Zeee makeover and you'll wake up to what's REALLY going on and start screaming "Liars!" at the 6pm news on your television screen in no time.
