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Revision as of 11:28, 5 August 2022

Eddie is an anti-vaxxer, cooker, and fond abuser of both Anabolic Steroids and Methamphetamines.

About Eddie

Eddie rose to fame on 05/08/2022, after a post in the Reddit sub, r/publicfreakout was made, highlighting his roid/meth/antivaxx fueled rampage captured by an innocent motorist.

It seems that road rage is a family tradition, as his brother calum was arrested for an incident involving a machete earlier this year.

Eddies shriveled, tiny balls after a lifetime of roid abuse
Yarrrrrrr!


The incident

The trigger for this incident remains unknown, though Eddie can be heard screaming about vaccines at one point during his all out assault on the side view mirror/passenger side window of the targeted vehicle.

Thanks to Reddit user u/yellowkleptic for the following transcription.

Transcript

(Transcription - Australian)

Boomerang Guy (muffled): You jerk(?), that's a bit better. [Headbutts mirror. He suggests the driver's mirrors weren't aligned properly]

Boomerang Guy (muffled): [Hits car with boomerang. Boomerang snaps] You broke my fucking boomerang.

Driver: You catching this?

Passenger: Yeah.

Boomerang Guy (muffled): [Breaks mirror] There's your fucking body(?) damage. [Maybe relating to body damage of the car which was alluded to prior to video]

Passenger: That's fucked. (muffled) Child get out of the back(?) [Not sure about that one]

Boomerang Guy (during passenger comments): There's your fucking car(?). You piece of shit. You fucking piece of shit. FUCK. YOU. [Slaps window and glass breaks]

Passenger: Fucking idiot. What have you done that for?

Boomerage guy: You're(?) the idiots. Fucking idiots. You got the vaccine - didnt - both of you. You fucking both got the fucking vaccine and it's lost(?) your life.

Driver: Leave me alone.

[End scene]