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=== Welcome to Cookerpedia! === | === Welcome to Cookerpedia! === | ||
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Cookerpedia documents the activities and individuals in Australia who are cookers. | Cookerpedia documents the activities and individuals in Australia who are cookers. | ||
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This, of course, has caused their miasma to infect platforms where most sane people also reside. | This, of course, has caused their miasma to infect platforms where most sane people also reside. | ||
==Recent cooker events== | ==Recent cooker events== | ||
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* Convoy to Canberra really heated up (the meth pipes). The convoy saw all flavors of cookers to come to Canberra, including sovereign citizens, anti-vaxxers, tin-foil hat wearers, and right-wing nut jobs. They protested the government for a variety of idiotic fucking reasons for example: vaccines, masks, pedophile cabal in the government, treason of the government because it's a corporation or some shit, chemtrails, globalism, global banking cabal, and so on and so fucking forth. | * Convoy to Canberra really heated up (the meth pipes). The convoy saw all flavors of cookers to come to Canberra, including sovereign citizens, anti-vaxxers, tin-foil hat wearers, and right-wing nut jobs. They protested the government for a variety of idiotic fucking reasons for example: vaccines, masks, pedophile cabal in the government, treason of the government because it's a corporation or some shit, chemtrails, globalism, global banking cabal, and so on and so fucking forth. | ||
Jan 2022 | Jan 2022 | ||
* Sov-shit group "Velvet Revolution" (way to appropriate, fuckwits), assembled squads of people to LARP as "common-law sherrifs" and serve arrest warrants for members of the Australian government. This of course failed, because the government doesn't operate under maritime law, and cookers are bat shit insane. | * Sov-shit group "Velvet Revolution" (way to appropriate, fuckwits), assembled squads of people to LARP as "common-law sherrifs" and serve arrest warrants for members of the Australian government. This of course failed, because the government doesn't operate under maritime law, and cookers are bat shit insane. | ||
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==Cooker hall of fame== | ==Cooker hall of fame== | ||
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Revision as of 15:15, 9 February 2022
Welcome to Cookerpedia!
Cookerpedia documents the activities and individuals in Australia who are cookers. Cookers consist of people who believe a wide range of conspiracy theories, whether mainstream or fringe.
Resources for finding cookers
You can find cookers in your local park harassing innocent people for wearing masks, blocking up your roads with trucks, or in your local public toilet, bumping coke or shooting up ice. Cookers also reside in the digital realm, in the echo chambers of Telegram, Zello, Facebook, ChristianMingle.com, Twitter, Gab, the list goes on. This, of course, has caused their miasma to infect platforms where most sane people also reside.
Recent cooker events
Feb 2022
- Convoy to Canberra really heated up (the meth pipes). The convoy saw all flavors of cookers to come to Canberra, including sovereign citizens, anti-vaxxers, tin-foil hat wearers, and right-wing nut jobs. They protested the government for a variety of idiotic fucking reasons for example: vaccines, masks, pedophile cabal in the government, treason of the government because it's a corporation or some shit, chemtrails, globalism, global banking cabal, and so on and so fucking forth.
Jan 2022
- Sov-shit group "Velvet Revolution" (way to appropriate, fuckwits), assembled squads of people to LARP as "common-law sherrifs" and serve arrest warrants for members of the Australian government. This of course failed, because the government doesn't operate under maritime law, and cookers are bat shit insane.
Cooker hall of fame
 | WARNING LONG TERM COOKER EXPOSURE is known to the State of California to cause long term health effects! |
Romeo Georges
Gabe
