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| location = Sydney, Australia | | location = Sydney, Australia | ||
| occupation = poor little rich boi | | occupation = poor little rich boi | ||
| height = | | height = morally lower than a snake's anus | ||
| weight = Around a cooktillion | | weight = Around a cooktillion | ||
| affiliations = Streamer | | affiliations = Streamer | ||
Revision as of 20:40, 13 February 2022
Notable Achievements
- Begging free squirts from AFP
- "Putting a hand on another mans Lense"
- too boring to even get arrested
- open to a wide variety of combat, except for intellectual combat because he is not equipped for that.
- has spent WAAAAAAY too much time out in the sun and freely admits to being a redneck.
- chickened out of EPIC several hours before eviction because he's a coward who resembles either a rat leaving a sinking ship or an intestinal worm leaving a piece of faeces.
- thinks loserpalooza was the same as woodstock despite there being no confrontation between hippies and bikies that results on several deaths and the abrupt cancellation of the event.
- thinks he's a fascist despite lacking a spine compared to Avi Yemini who requires a block of wood if he wants to bash a woman.
- enjoys filming teenage girls without consent and then bullying their mothers until they cry.
- got born to uber-rich parents who can afford to spend several months in Dubai, the world's most expensive city to live in.
- claims to be able to speak spanish.
- has lived on every continent and apparently knows more about every home town on the planet than people who live in those places.