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== About Gabriel == | == About Gabriel == | ||
Scientists are unsure whether Gabe is a human toe, an egg, or some kind of advanced genetic hybrid between the two. | Scientists are unsure whether Gabe is a human toe, an egg, or some kind of accursed, advanced genetic hybrid between the two. | ||
Observers have also noted, that he may actually be a thumb, with a face drawn on. | Observers have also noted, that he may actually be a thumb, with a face drawn on. | ||
Revision as of 04:50, 10 February 2022
Gabe is an idiot a cooker who lives in Port Melbourne, Australia.
About Gabriel
Scientists are unsure whether Gabe is a human toe, an egg, or some kind of accursed, advanced genetic hybrid between the two.
Observers have also noted, that he may actually be a thumb, with a face drawn on.
He can generally be found in his bedroom, livestreaming on Instagram, while obsessing over the Twitch chat of AsSeenOnTelegram, much to the detriment of his guests, his attention rapidly drifting away from them, to fully fixate on his new addiction, leftist Twitch chat.
Gabe maintains a stern policy of "All talk, no action", as he has yet to visit Canberra, but assures us all, he'll definitely Hood Oos "The Cossack" if he does.