Anthony Burge

Anthony Burge
Age	30 something
Gender	Male Conforming
Location	Melbourne, Australia
Occupation	"Independent Media", AFIPN Correspondent, Meth user
Height	5'5"
Weight	60kg
Affiliation(s)	AFIPN
Aliases	Meth-head, candyman, mommy’s boy
Social Media
Instagram	idk
Facebook	https://www.facebook.com/anthony.burge.773
Telegram	idk

Anthony Burge AKA Meth-head is a cooker from Melbourne.

About Anthony

Anthony partakes in all the usual livestream-cooker activities, including but not limited to - vastly over-exaggerating protest numbers, calling out mainstream media, and complaining about his gimble.

Antics

Anthony is known for apparently having Crohn's disease, for which he has needed multiple surgeries to alleviate symptoms and avoid complications such as sepsis. During a brief visit in a Melbourne hospital, Anthony streamed himself from his hospital bed post-surgery in which he complained about the hospital staff and speculated on whether or not he had been secretly jabbed whilst under anesthesia.

Meth-Head

Anthony's nickname comes from his often disheveled appearance, particularly so from his time camping out on the steps of Parliament House for several days in Melbourne as part of the "Occupy Parliament" movement.

He has been observed to get very aggravated whenever people mention his suspected meth habits in his livestream comments which he occasionally finds the energy to read.

On the topic of energy, Anthony Burge is known to be one of the laziest streamers within the AFIPN, rarely streaming for more than an hour at a time before needing to take a break - potentially to meet his meth dealer or empty his fabled colostomy bag.

Candy man

"Candyman", Anthony's secondary nickname, was brought about after a run-in with prolific YARDer 'Tom Tanuki' in Melbourne by a CARF rally. Anthony spent upwards of an hour attempting to interview Tom and his gaggle of YARDers, asking them questions about the CARF movement, vaccines, and the pandemic as a whole. During this time, his questions were merely met with offers of candycanes, of which he ate a couple, and filled his pockets with the rest. To this day, Anthony still gets messages in his livestreams asking about candycanes which are often responded to with exasperated sighs and nose exhales.

Mommy’s boy

On multiple occasions Burge has passed his mobile phone on to his mother whilst he "goes to the bathroom" in the middle of his Facebook livestreams. During these times his mother has both dropped his phone, and fallen over completely which resulted in breaking his gimble under her almighty mass.

AFIPN Suspension

Anthony was at one time suspended from the AFIPN for a couple of days after an incident outside of Parliament House in Melbourne where he confronted a passerby with his son who appeared to be approximately 12 years of age. Burge called out the boy's father for abusing him by making him wear a mask. After a few words were exchanged the father and son duo continued on their walk whilst Anthony mumbled to himself - perhaps a scenario that was brought about by his crippling meth withdrawals.

Interesting facts

• It is rumored that Anthony has a colostomy bag although this is unconfirmed.

• Enjoys perving at Billboards inside shopping centres.