Sideshow

Sideshow
Age	33
Gender	whitefella in a whiteman's body
Location	Watson, ACT
Height	5'11"
Weight	80kg, soaking wet
Affiliation(s)	Camp Muckadda, Federation Mall Carpark Camp Froidom 1,2 & 3. People's Palletwrap parliament 1-3, 5-7, 9, 11-15
Aliases	Shitshow, I Thought You Left

Philip "Sideshow" Meddows is a Canberra based (extremely based) cooker and sometime Menulog Driver.

Sideshow

Elementary my dear Shitshow

Come with me if you want to live

Beliefs

He is at one with nature, and despite being the whitest white men you know, feels he is at heart, a blakfella.

Criminal Charges

Despite his best efforts, including being a part of the team that ran interference while the Trillionsworth set fire to the doors of OPH in December 2021, Sideshow has not yet been arrested.

Departure / Return

Look, we've lost count of how many times he's left and comeback. Cooker watchers are often heard to greet his re-appearance on stream with "oh, look, Sideshow's back", and is most often greeted with either a "oh why don't you fuck off" or a "didn't you leave" by his fellow protestors. Once Sideshow has completed an aboriginal cleansing ceremony to remove the bad energy and hostile intentions from a campsite once and for all, the clock starts ticking until he decides yet again, to leave due to bad energy and hostile intentions.