Zeus

The B1 Zeus Main battle wank (a.k.a. Impound Force 1) is a first generation Cooker battle vehicle designed by cookers and built off a 1998 Freightliner FL80. It was heavily modified into a cookercab pickup (because a regular ute just isn't big enough to compensate for the owners.. shortcomings), with a lift-kit and the load tub off a Ford F350/450 dually pickup truck, painted matte black with large air horns and plastered with Tactical flags and cooker slogans in fluoro colours.

	Main Battle Wank
	Cookerstan
	Unknown - 'present'
	Cookers
	Canberra Siege
	6540kg Tare weight 16 tonnes GVM 30 tonnes of Ego
	6m
	2.2m (approx)
	5 cookers (Internal) 20 cookers (hanging on for dear life)
	Matte black paint
	Empty Emu Export Cans Empty Monster energy drink Cans Body odour Cringe Any cookers who fall off
	Fully-sick straight-6 bruz
	Raised beyond logic
	3 cooker kids high
	300 litres
	642m before new driver and side window is required
	250km/h (down a hill)

It was developed as a prototype for the soon to be created micro-nation of Cooktopia as their primary method of combating the fascist pedophile mason satanic cabal and replacing it with their own fascist pedophile mason satanic cabal.

Image: Built off a 1998 Freightliner FL80 (likely originally a fire truck), Zeus employs a number of standard field-approved modifications, such as twin "Look at me, I'm an idiot and I'm about to do something stupid" train horns, twin-overhead grease nipples, chrome plated foxtail on the antenna, a dash mounted flower vase and an up-cycled F-truck tub from a local buy-nothing group.


Image: Zeus on its way to assault police and deafen the neighbours.


Image: recently declassified imagery of the in-flight refueling system drogue in action.

Impact on protest actions

The driver of ZEUS-1 quickly experienced the "find out" phase of the "fuck around, find out" ethos.