Sideshow
Philip "Sideshow" Meddows is a Canberra based (extremely based) cooker and sometime Menulog Driver.
Sideshow
Beliefs
He is at one with nature, and despite being the whitest white men you know, feels he is at heart, a blakfella.
Criminal Charges
Despite his best efforts, including being a part of the team that ran interference while the Trillionsworth set fire to the doors of OPH in December 2021, Sideshow has not yet been arrested.
Departure / Return
Look, we've lost count of how many times he's left and comeback. Cooker watchers are often heard to greet his re-appearance on stream with "oh, look, Sideshow's back", and is most often greeted with either a "oh why don't you fuck off" or a "didn't you leave" by his fellow protestors. Once Sideshow has completed an aboriginal cleansing ceremony to remove the bad energy and hostile intentions from a campsite once and for all, the clock starts ticking until he decides yet again, to leave due to bad energy and hostile intentions.