Gabe
Gabe is an idiot a cooker who lives in Port Melbourne, Australia.
About Gabriel
Scientists are unsure whether Gabe is a human toe, an egg, or some kind of accursed, advanced genetic hybrid between the two.
Observers have also noted, that he may actually be a thumb, with a face drawn on.
Habitat
He can generally be found in his bedroom, livestreaming on Instagram, while obsessing over the Twitch chats of AsSeenOnTelegram and DiscoDeadPigeon, much to the detriment of his guests, his attention rapidly drifting away from them, to fully fixate on his new addiction, leftist Twitch chat.
Beliefs
Gabe maintains a stern policy of "All talk, no action", as he has yet to visit Canberra, but assures us all, he'll definitely Hood Oos "The Cossack" if he does.
Personal Life
Gabe currently appears to be listless and directionless in life, perhaps due to his recent involvement in a one-sided parasocial relationship, as he yearns for and obsesses over a popular Twitch streamer known for her egg-baiting antics.