Flags
Not to be confused with another cooker utensil of war the Upside down flag
Background Brief
The far-right love flags. They can't get enough of flags, and they believe that there is no occasion or location that would not benefit from a flag being obnoxiously marched around held aloft or maniacally waved in people's faces by some annoying patriotic cooker.
Tactical Applications
Blu-tacked to a wall as a DIY backdrop for a livestream, waved at a protest or worn as a cape whilst abusing some poor 17year old at an outer suburban Bunnings who asked to see your vax pass on a weekend, there is literally nothing that far-right cookers consider an inappropriate or just plain fashy function or use to put this humble screenprinted piece of fabric to.
Offensive Attack & Payload Efficiency
The flag
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It is a scientific fact that sitting or standing in front of a red ensign flag whilst recording an educational video or legal or political commentary will cause the audience to believe you are in fact a qualified lawyer or jurisprudence academic expert
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Cooker Flag Design & Style Guide
The Proud Boys are a men's flag enthusiast club
Cultural Adoption &/or Appropriation
The flag is ingrained into the consciousness of the true Aussie freedom patriotcooker.
Recent Controversy surrounding the revelation The Flag is a Double Agent