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''A public service announcement:'' turn your phone from 5G to 4G, to stop the tracker. Guru suggested 3G instead. Funnily, the mobile phone networks will still know at least which mobile phone tower you're connected too in order to route the calls... | ''A public service announcement:'' turn your phone from 5G to 4G, to stop the tracker. Guru suggested 3G instead. Funnily, the mobile phone networks will still know at least which mobile phone tower you're connected too in order to route the calls... | ||
* A woman from Mackay rocks up (apparently the entire population of Mackay came down to Kambrah?), who has been holding the line. “The power of the people is stronger than the people in power”. It has a nice ring to it, and I think she'll do well next year. | * A woman from Mackay rocks up (apparently the entire population of Mackay came down to Kambrah?), who has been holding the line. She lived in Melbourne before fleeing to Queensland like all the other cowards and influencers did. “The power of the people is stronger than the people in power”. It has a nice ring to it, and I think she'll do well next year. | ||
* Ralph from Coogee next. He’s quite rugged up! He can’t think of a single place he’d rather be than in front of the gronks. | * Ralph from Coogee next. He’s quite rugged up! He can’t think of a single place he’d rather be than in front of the gronks. | ||
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* Mitchel from western Victoria was interrupted before he started by a short woman from the kitchen to announce that they’re not cooking breakfast tomorrow. But how good are the recyclers, and the MSM! | * Mitchel from western Victoria was interrupted before he started by a short woman from the kitchen to announce that they’re not cooking breakfast tomorrow. But how good are the recyclers, and the MSM! | ||
* Dylan brought a guitar. 3 people danced, though it started a night of terrible music and dancing with whatever drugs people had left at this stage. | * Dylan brought a guitar. 3 people danced, though it started a night of terrible music and dancing with whatever drugs people had left at this stage. | ||
= Winner = | = Winner = | ||
Danni was crowned 2022's Cooker Open Mic Night champion, after her rousing pile of word salad. She will defend her crown at the next protest, at this stage scheduled for Saturday, 19 February 2022. | Danni was crowned 2022's Cooker Open Mic Night champion, after her rousing pile of word salad. She will defend her crown at the next protest, at this stage scheduled for Saturday, 19 February 2022. | ||