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The day was largely devoted to the exodus of a small percentage of the camp who had been eliminated during the [[Cooker_Open_Mic_Night|Cooker Open Mic Night]] events throughout the camp. | The day was largely devoted to the exodus of a small percentage of the camp who had been eliminated during the [[Cooker_Open_Mic_Night|Cooker Open Mic Night]] events throughout the camp. Camp officals, all of whom refused to be identified as a leader, believe that just 1% of the residents have left. | ||
It also saw a number of semi-finals of the Cooker Open Mic Night, believed to be anywhere from 3 to a staggering 5 million semi-finals. Following these hotly-contested events, which took place in a shed rather than the usual performing arts complex, the [[Cooker_Open_Mic_Night_Grand_Final|grand final]] commenced at 8:30pm. Danni was crowned winner of this inaugural event, and was awarded the Broken Crack Pipe. | It also saw a number of semi-finals of the Cooker Open Mic Night, believed to be anywhere from 3 to a staggering 5 million semi-finals. Following these hotly-contested events, which took place in a shed rather than the usual performing arts complex, the [[Cooker_Open_Mic_Night_Grand_Final|grand final]] commenced at 8:30pm. Danni was crowned winner of this inaugural event, and was awarded the Broken Crack Pipe. | ||
A group of veterinarians established an a campsite, near to the gate at 7th Heaven, where women and children could be protected by angry people with PTSD, and likely weapons. A group of bicycle thugs were also rumoured to have been within this group. | |||
The festivities of the night gradually dwindled around 11:40pm AEST, where the police were seen closing the gates to EPIC, trapping around 1.4 million people inside. A few brave livestreamers continued to prowl through the huge crowds in the final minutes, recording this historic victory for the great unwashed. We anticipated that all mobile data will be cut to the site shortly. | |||
== The Operation == | == The Operation == | ||