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Cookerpedia documents the activities | Cookerpedia documents the activities of individuals in Australia who are [[Cooker|cookers]]. | ||
Cookers consist of people who believe a wide range of conspiracy theories, whether mainstream or fringe. | Cookers consist of people who believe a wide range of conspiracy theories, whether mainstream or fringe. | ||
[[File:pentagramas.gif|thumb|THE SATANTIC CABAL OF GLOBALIST GOVERNENMT AKA THE AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION]] | [[File:pentagramas.gif|thumb|THE SATANTIC CABAL OF GLOBALIST GOVERNENMT AKA THE AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION]] | ||
[[File:Freemason illuminati wtc ani.gif| | [[File:Freemason illuminati wtc ani.gif|left|9/11 AKA CIA FLASE FLAG TO MAKE NEW WORLD ORDER! GLOBALIST Agenda!]] | ||
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==Resources for finding cookers== | ==Resources for finding cookers== | ||
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===On Cookerpedia=== | ===On Cookerpedia=== | ||
[[Main_Page#Cooker hall of fame|Cooker hall of fame]] | [[Main_Page#Cooker hall of fame|Cooker hall of fame]] | ||
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[[:Category:Cookers|Our current database of Cookers]]<br/> | |||
[[:Category:Cooker SuperSpreader Events|Cooker SuperSpreader Events]]<br/> | |||
[[:Category:Cooker Grifts|Cooker Grifts]]<br/> | |||
[[:Category:Conspiracies|Cooker Conspiracies]]<br/> | |||
[[:Category:Utensils of War|Utensils of War]]<br/> | |||
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** [https://twitter.com/CelerySorbet/status/1492488561933062150 Deep undercover leftist intel] has revealed that a small group of cookers (FREEMASON???? ILLUMINATI?!@#!!@#) are planned to lock everyone in at EPIC Camp to prevent it being vacated, this sounds like [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonestown JONESTOWN]. | ** [https://twitter.com/CelerySorbet/status/1492488561933062150 Deep undercover leftist intel] has revealed that a small group of cookers (FREEMASON???? ILLUMINATI?!@#!!@#) are planned to lock everyone in at EPIC Camp to prevent it being vacated, this sounds like [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonestown JONESTOWN]. | ||
** The camp has been vacated. Only a few stragglers remain. The camp is dead. Big success lol | ** The camp has been vacated. Only a few stragglers remain. The camp is dead. Big success lol | ||
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** BREAKING: DUE TO THE COMPLETE AND UTTER FAILURE OF THE PROTETS IN CANBERRA, THE FREEDOM PROTEST HAVE UPDATED THEIR SLOGAN TOO "THE PEOPLE- RETREATED, WEVE BEEN FUCKING DEFEATED" | |||
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====January==== | ====January==== | ||
* Sov-shit group "Velvet Revolution" (way to appropriate, fuckwits), assembled squads of people to LARP as "common-law sherrifs" and serve arrest warrants for members of the Australian government. This of course failed, because the government doesn't operate under maritime law, and cookers are bat shit insane. | * Sov-shit group "Velvet Revolution" (way to appropriate, fuckwits), assembled squads of people to LARP as "common-law sherrifs" and serve arrest warrants for members of the Australian government. This of course failed, because the government doesn't operate under maritime law, and cookers are bat shit insane. | ||
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File:Balogh.jpg|thumb|[[Derek Balogh]]|link=Derek Balogh | |||
File:Yarrrrrr.jpg|thumb|[[A Crappy Pirate|Yarrrrrrr]]|link=A Crappy Pirate | |||
File:ROMEO.png|thumb|[[Romeo Georges|Loose Unit Romeo Georges]]|link=Romeo Georges | File:ROMEO.png|thumb|[[Romeo Georges|Loose Unit Romeo Georges]]|link=Romeo Georges | ||
File:GABE.png|thumb|[[Gabe|Gabe the Eggman, Doctor Robotnik's lovechild]]|link=Gabe | File:GABE.png|thumb|[[Gabe|Gabe the Eggman, Doctor Robotnik's lovechild]]|link=Gabe | ||
File:GURU.jpg|thumb|[[David_%27Kanga_Guru%27_Graham|David "Kanga Guru" Graham]]|link= | File:GURU.jpg|thumb|[[David_%27Kanga_Guru%27_Graham|David "Kanga Guru" Graham]]|link=David Graham | ||
File:BOSI.png|thumb|[[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi AKA Il Douche / Budget Colonel Gaddafi / Saddam Insane]]|link=Riccardo Bosi | File:BOSI.png|thumb|[[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi AKA Il Douche / Budget Colonel Gaddafi / Saddam Insane]]|link=Riccardo Bosi | ||
File:TAMI.png|thumb|[[Tami Jane|Tami Jane AKA Shit Hat]]|link=Tami Jane | File:TAMI.png|thumb|[[Tami Jane|Tami Jane AKA Shit Hat]]|link=Tami Jane | ||
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File:Burge.PNG|thumb|[[Anthony Burge|Anthony Burge / Meth-Head]]|link=Anthony Burge | File:Burge.PNG|thumb|[[Anthony Burge|Anthony Burge / Meth-Head]]|link=Anthony Burge | ||
File:pixelbeard.jpg|thumb|[[Tony|Tony Pixelbeard]]|link=Tony | File:pixelbeard.jpg|thumb|[[Tony|Tony Pixelbeard]]|link=Tony | ||
File:Dannyboy.jpg|thumb|[[Danny Searle|Danny Searle]]|link=Danny Searle | |||
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==Cooker warfare== | ==Cooker warfare== | ||
===Incursions=== | ===Incursions=== | ||
* [[Mission2melbourne]] - the penultimate battle in the War to take. back. Melbourne. | |||
* [[Operation Sovereign Storm]] - A war against every sane person in Canberra. | * [[Operation Sovereign Storm]] - A war against every sane person in Canberra. | ||
* [[Battle of Cookerpedia]] - Attempted defacement of a beloved public institution | * [[Battle of Cookerpedia]] - Attempted defacement of a beloved public institution | ||