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Not to be confused with another cooker utensil of war the [[Upside down flag]] | Not to be confused with another cooker utensil of war the [[Upside down flag]] | ||
The far-right love flags. They can't get enough of flags, and they believe that there is no occasion or location that would not benefit from a flag being obnoxiously marched around held aloft or maniacally waved in people's faces by some annoying patriotic cooker. | The far-right love flags. They can't get enough of flags, and they believe that there is no occasion or location that would not benefit from a flag being obnoxiously marched around held aloft or maniacally waved in people's faces by some annoying patriotic cooker. | ||
[[File:Images (35).jpeg|frame|It is a scientific fact that sitting or standing in front of a red ensign flag whilst recording an educational video or legal or political commentary will cause the audience to believe you are in fact a qualified lawyer or jurisprudence academic expert]] | |||
== Tactical Applications == | |||
Blu-tacked to a wall as a DIY backdrop for a livestream, waved at a protest or worn as a cape whilst abusing some poor 17year old at an outer suburban Bunnings who asked to see your vax pass on a weekend, there is literally nothing that far-right cookers consider an inappropriate or just plain fashy function or use to put this humble screenprinted piece of fabric to. | |||
The flag is ingrained into the consciousness of the true Aussie freedom patriotcooker. | The flag is ingrained into the consciousness of the true Aussie freedom patriotcooker. | ||