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 Gabe currently appears to be listless and directionless in life, perhaps due to his recent involvement in a one-sided parasocial relationship, as he yearns for and obsesses over a popular Twitch streamer known for her egg-baiting antics.
-On February 27 2022, Gabe briefly vanished from the internet and appeared to have deleted all of his social media accounts. Allegations emerged that his most recent romantic relationship ended after he beat the shit out of his girlfriend. Despite photos emerging of her injuries, Gabe has returned to social media '''again''' to refute the claims, insisting that it's a plot by [[Tony|other cookers who made the allegations public]]. Gabe appears to become instantly irate when anyone mentions the allegations, banning commenters immediately, and challenging them to come on his live and say it to his face. Those who do go on his live and say it to his face, are also instantly banned.
+Gabes favourite pastime is throwing tantrums, banning commenters and participants, and threatening to leave social media for good, only to come back a day or two later after his fried dopamine receptors need the itch scratched for attention and validation.
-On the morning of March 13, 2022, it was confirmed to nobodies surprise, that Gabe has a history of sending unsolicited dick pics to women while drunk. As such, this happens quite frequently.
+On February 27 2022, Gabe briefly vanished from the internet and appeared to delete all of his social media accounts.
+''Allegations'' emerged that he had beaten the shit out of his girlfriend. Despite photos emerging of her injuries, Gabe did a classic Gabe, returning to social media '''again''' to refute the claims, insisting that it's a plot to discredit him, by [[Tony|other cookers who made the allegations public]].
+As of late, Gabe appears to become instantly irate when anyone mentions the allegations, often challenging those who comment, to come on his live and say it to his face. Those who do go on his live and say it to his face, are of course, also instantly banned.
+On the morning of March 13, 2022, it was confirmed to nobodies surprise, that Gabe has a history of sending unsolicited dick pics to women while drunk. As such, this is presumed to be something which happens quite frequently.
+Observers have recently noted, that Gabe is doing an awful lot of sniffling during his live streams, while becoming even more irate and nonsensical than usual. He also doesn't seem to have any friends, as nobody has ever been seen in the same room, since the departure of his girlfriend.
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