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<span style="color: black; text-decoration: bold;"> Philip "Sideshow" Meddows is a Canberra based (extremely based) cooker, actor, film director and sometime Menulog Driver.  </span>

He is at one with nature, and despite being the whitest white men you know, feels he is at heart, a blakfella. He can walk with the animals, talk with the animals, Grunt and squeak and squawk with the animals, and they can talk to him. Animal behaviourists generally think they echo the sentiments of his fellow protestors (see below).

Look, as detailed as our records are, even we've lost count of how many times he's left and comeback. Cooker watchers are often heard to greet his re-appearance on stream with "oh, look, Sideshow's back", and is most often greeted with either a "oh why don't you fuck off" or a "didn't you leave?" by his fellow protestors. Once Sideshow has completed a secret, known only to him, ancient aboriginal cleansing ceremony to remove the bad energy and hostile intentions from a campsite once and for all, the clock starts ticking until the bad energy and hostile intentions get too much, and he decides yet again.