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* Convoy to Canberra really heated up (the meth pipes). The convoy saw all flavors of cookers to come to Canberra, including sovereign citizens, anti-vaxxers, tin-foil hat wearers, and right-wing nut jobs. They protested the government for a variety of idiotic fucking reasons for example: vaccines, masks, pedophile cabal in the government, treason of the government because it's a corporation or some shit, chemtrails, globalism, global banking cabal, and so on and so fucking forth. | * Convoy to Canberra really heated up (the meth pipes). The convoy saw all flavors of cookers to come to Canberra, including sovereign citizens, anti-vaxxers, tin-foil hat wearers, and right-wing nut jobs. They protested the government for a variety of idiotic fucking reasons for example: vaccines, masks, pedophile cabal in the government, treason of the government because it's a corporation or some shit, chemtrails, globalism, global banking cabal, and so on and so fucking forth. | ||
* On Friday 11th, around 5:30pm, a large influx of cookers from across the country arrived in Camp Cooked to prepare for protests scheduled for the weekend. | |||
** ACT Police blocked off roads leading into the EPIC Campground to slow their entry. | |||
** WILL THEY EVER REACH 5 MILLION PROTESTORS? WHO KNOWS? | |||
Jan 2022 | Jan 2022 | ||
* Sov-shit group "Velvet Revolution" (way to appropriate, fuckwits), assembled squads of people to LARP as "common-law sherrifs" and serve arrest warrants for members of the Australian government. This of course failed, because the government doesn't operate under maritime law, and cookers are bat shit insane. | * Sov-shit group "Velvet Revolution" (way to appropriate, fuckwits), assembled squads of people to LARP as "common-law sherrifs" and serve arrest warrants for members of the Australian government. This of course failed, because the government doesn't operate under maritime law, and cookers are bat shit insane. | ||
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==Cooker hall of fame== | ==Cooker hall of fame== | ||
<table style="border: 1px solid #fc3;margin: 4px 10%;border-collapse: collapse;background-color: #f8f9fa;box-sizing: border-box;"><tr><td class="mbox-image" style="border: none;padding: 2px 0 2px 0.9em;text-align: center;">[[File:40px-Ambox_warning_yellow.svg.png]]</td><td class="mbox-text" style="text-align: left;border: none;padding: 0.25em 0.9em;width: 100%;">WARNING LONG TERM COOKER EXPOSURE is known to the State of California to cause long term health effects!</td></tr></table> | <table style="border: 1px solid #fc3;margin: 4px 10%;border-collapse: collapse;background-color: #f8f9fa;box-sizing: border-box;"><tr><td class="mbox-image" style="border: none;padding: 2px 0 2px 0.9em;text-align: center;">[[File:40px-Ambox_warning_yellow.svg.png]]</td><td class="mbox-text" style="text-align: left;border: none;padding: 0.25em 0.9em;width: 100%;">WARNING LONG TERM COOKER EXPOSURE is known to the State of California to cause long term health effects!</td></tr></table> | ||