Battle-barina

Battle-barina
Type	Holden Captiva 5-Door Auto
Place of origin	Canberra-region
Service History
In Service	Unknown - 'present'
Used By	UN worldbank-funded Freemason-aligned deep state sleeper cell Followers of Maj Ken Behrans
Wars	Canberra Siege
Specifications
Mass	280kg soaking wet 34 tonnes in attitude
length	4m
width	1.73m (approx)
crew	1 disgruntled local
Armor	none
Main Armament	driver
Engine	2.2L straight 4 16v DOHC VVT Turbo diesel
Suspension	yes
Ground clearance	VW Passat.
Fuel capacity	50litres
Operational range	10m run up
Maximum speed	30km/h

First Use

Having spent a large part of February 2022 developing the Battle Barina in secret, the explosive deployment of this UN worldbank-funded Freemason-aligned deep state sleeper cell unit to the battlefield (on receipt of the activation phrase "we shall overcome" in multipart non-harmony by the protestors) commenced on 13 Feb.

History

Followers of the great Geurilla Fighter, Major Ken Behrans, their battle cry of "You Fucking Bogan Slut", coupled with their near suicidal disregard for life and limb, caught the entire cooker army off balance.

Battlefield impact

Finding their weaponised outrage no match for the Battle Barina tactics, the cookers were left with no option but to retreat from the battlefield in disarray.

Allegations of Flase Flag Activies

independent fact checkin media units have documented the existence of a vehicle of similar appearance within the Bosi affiliated sections of the Camp Epic Staging area, raising concerns this was a false flag operation intended to sway the opinions of the local populace