Flags

Not to be confused with another cooker utensil of war the Upside down flag

The far-right love flags. They can't get enough of flags, and they believe that there is no occasion or location that would not benefit from a flag being obnoxiously marched around held aloft or maniacally waved in people's faces by some annoying patriotic cooker.

It is a scientific fact that sitting or standing in front of a red ensign flag whilst recording an educational video or legal or political commentary will cause the audience to believe you are in fact a qualified lawyer or jurisprudence academic expert

Tactical Applications

Blu-tacked to a wall as a DIY backdrop for a livestream, waved at a protest or worn as a cape whilst abusing some poor 17year old at an outer suburban Bunnings who asked to see your vax pass on a weekend, there is literally nothing that far-right cookers consider an inappropriate or just plain fashy function or use to put this humble screenprinted piece of fabric to.

The flag is ingrained into the consciousness of the true Aussie freedom patriotcooker.