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The following is a collation of the rules of war as dictated by the [[cookers]] | The following is a collation of the rules of war as dictated by the [[cookers]] | ||
''Rule #1'' Hold the line | ''Rule #1:'' Hold the line | ||
''Rule #1: '' Claim victory when we lose | ''Rule #1: '' Claim victory when we lose | ||
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''Rule #1:'' Divide and conquer | ''Rule #1:'' Divide and conquer | ||
''Rule #1:'' There is no leader, we are all the leaders, the leader is in you and has been in you the whole time. | |||
''Rule #2:'' Whats Twitch? | ''Rule #2:'' Whats Twitch? | ||
''Rule #2:'' Misinterpret the law so that we can claim ignorance | ''Rule #2:'' Misinterpret the law so that we can claim ignorance | ||
''Rule #2:'' Pinkeye? never met her | |||