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== The Celebration ==
== The Celebration ==


What became a dance party that rivaled the Zion Dance in the Second Matrix movie (allegedly) the [[Cooker army]] retired to a lacklustre rave party they called [[Cooker doof 2022]]
What became a dance party that rivaled the Zion Dance in the Second Matrix movie (allegedly) the [[Cooker army]] retired to a lacklustre rave party they called [[Cooker doof 2022]]. There are now reports of shitty dancing and cringe boomercore mixed with 90s party tunes. This can only end with a lot of people being rooted in the back of some Holden utes. We expect the ensuing cooker baby boom to correct Australia's current demographic crisis.


== Reactions of famous Cookers ==
== Reactions of famous Cookers ==