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After the failure of '''[[Operation Sovereign Storm]]''' the [[Cooker Army]] returned to their garrison of EPIC with their tail between their legs for a circle-jerk and a [[cooker-doof]]. They decided the create their own sovereign nation on land -as yet found-. | After the failure of '''[[Operation Sovereign Storm]]''' the [[Cooker Army]] returned to their garrison of EPIC with their tail between their legs for a circle-jerk and a [[cooker-doof]]. They decided the create their own sovereign nation on land -as yet found-. | ||
* [https://clips.twitch.tv/SneakyVibrantOysterOMGScoots-Gm0nUCXsgJKwI7-p Declaration Pt 1] | |||
* [https://clips.twitch.tv/SpoopyGentleRuffBigBrother-lvedcZGWk7Vnr-G8 Declaration Pt 2] | |||
* [https://clips.twitch.tv/SolidEvilShrimpEleGiggle-QjCOzpFYy3YI8dLS Declaration Pt 3] | |||
* [https://clips.twitch.tv/GenerousInterestingCheesecakeLitty-s2PLYdzI_8bIsuUj Declaration Pt 4] | |||
* [https://clips.twitch.tv/BitterAuspiciousKiwiArsonNoSexy-sepv_aNTwdo78Xan Declaration Pt 5] | |||
* [https://clips.twitch.tv/SavageScaryOryxHeyGuys-Sfe88yT-YhVKz7fW Declaration Pt 6] | |||
* [https://clips.twitch.tv/AmusedOnerousAxeYouDontSay-uNzuW_XhTxNwR-3_ Declaration Pt 7] | |||
* [https://clips.twitch.tv/AgitatedMoldyUdonDxAbomb-XXf2nMyWAZNAKHXz Declaration Pt 8] | |||
* [https://clips.twitch.tv/FrailEvilSoybeanLitFam-tN9G3ZMWps7UBxBZ Declaration Pt 9] | |||
* [https://clips.twitch.tv/FurryBlatantSwanFutureMan-dSipL4Iuxrii0wdl Declaration Pt 10] | |||
== Preamble == | == Preamble == | ||
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== The Celebration == | == The Celebration == | ||
What became a dance party that rivaled the Zion Dance in the Second Matrix movie (allegedly) the [[Cooker army]] retired to a lacklustre rave party they called [[Cooker doof 2022]] | What became a dance party that rivaled the Zion Dance in the Second Matrix movie (allegedly) the [[Cooker army]] retired to a lacklustre rave party they called [[Cooker doof 2022]]. There are now reports of shitty dancing and cringe boomercore mixed with 90s party tunes. This can only end with a lot of people being rooted in the back of some Holden utes. We expect the ensuing cooker baby boom to correct Australia's current demographic crisis. | ||
== Reactions of famous Cookers == | == Reactions of famous Cookers == | ||
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Big BUSSI: This is a GREAT development for the movement! Oh, will I stay there? hahahaha NO, are you crazy? | Big BUSSI: This is a GREAT development for the movement! Oh, will I stay there? hahahaha NO, are you crazy? | ||
Fat Russian: I will inform Vladimir, he may wish to establish diplomatic relations with your new nation! | |||
Joel: Awww man, if I can find my car I will join you | |||