Danny Searle
Danny Searle is a cooker, sov cit, and "spiritual pyschologist" from Brisbane, Australia.
About Danny
Danny claimed to have discovered psychic abilities at the age of 6, and had worked as a tarot reader and meditation instructor. He alleged to have gone through several out of body experiences that revealed to him "the intricacies of the spirit world".
Despite these resounding professional qualifications, he seemed unsure as to why normal people don't take him seriously.
Cooker Activities
Danny had written a couple of books, that at least 3 people appear to have bought on Amazon. His website claims that parts III, IV, and V of his thrilling "Truth Chronicles" series would be coming late 2016, 2017, and 2018 respectively, but it appears as if he got as bored with his own drivel as the rest of us and just gave up on writing altogether.
Danny had also been posting complete nonsense to YouTube for over a decade now, under the channel "Path To Ascension" this channel has largely been ignored by mostly everyone, garnering a very underwhelming 40k subscribers. Socialblade estimates put the income generated by this channel at somewhere in the range of $11-$176 per year.
In addition to all this, Danny was typically be found rambling about the NWO and communist government cabals on his Instagram live feeds.
Like many other cookers, despite calling everyone who opposes his viewpoints "communist", during 2022 and 2023 he had recently been seen jumping on various pro-Russian bandwagons in relation to the unprovoked invasion of Ukraine, and subsequently, regurgitating nonsense from extra cooked fucks like Simeon the Russian Operative Boikov
Soundbites
They're absolutely correct, I am a cooker!
— Danny, Indeed you are.
Died Suddenly
it was reported that Danny had "Died Suddenly" in late Feb 2024. IG influencers are already postulating this was the result of Danny either having too many or not enough Covid-19 vaccinations.
Discussions are underway to include an entry in the Forest Of The Fallen as a tribute to his multi-year tele-psycho-uber_select "super grift"