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| facebook = https://www.facebook.com/gurudownunder/ | | facebook = https://www.facebook.com/gurudownunder/ | ||
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100070112163873 | https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100070112163873 | ||
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| telegram = https://t.me/thegreatsouthernland | |||
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<span style="color: red; text-decoration: bold;">Sovshit with Severe Substance-Abuse Sleep Dep</span> | <span style="color: red; text-decoration: bold;">Sovshit with Severe Substance-Abuse Sleep Dep</span> | ||
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== About Kanga Dave == | == About Kanga Dave == | ||
David Graham AKA Kanga Guru is a notorious grifter and an angry little troll who crawled out of some back of Bourke hick town opium den after being lured out by the whiff of sweet sweet grift gofuckme funds by friend, fellow sovshit redneck and glass barbie enthusiast [[James Greer|Jimmy Greer]]. He is frequently seen beside his master, [[Riccardo Bosi|Riccardo Bosi]]. | David Graham AKA Kanga Guru is a notorious grifter and an angry little troll who crawled out of some back of Bourke hick town opium den after being lured out by the whiff of sweet sweet grift gofuckme funds by friend, fellow sovshit redneck and glass barbie enthusiast [[James Greer|Jimmy Greer]]. He is frequently seen beside his master, [[Riccardo Bosi|Riccardo Bosi]]. He is also a staunch pro-Putin advocate, often hosting [[Simeon the Russian Operative Boikov|Simeon 'Aussie Cossack' Boikov]] on his show and promoting pro-Russian rallies, such as the rallies planned in Australia for October 22nd 2022. | ||
Guru is well known for live streaming a [https://twitter.com/CassidyRipRide/status/1491991636922241026?s=20 '''conversation with his meth dealer'''] at Cookerchella. | Guru is well known for live streaming a [https://twitter.com/CassidyRipRide/status/1491991636922241026?s=20 '''conversation with his meth dealer'''] at Cookerchella. | ||
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===Whereabouts=== | |||
Guru was last seen [https://clips.twitch.tv/SolidEvilShrimpEleGiggle-QjCOzpFYy3YI8dLS soliciting donations from the camp to buy a 300 acre farm], before disappearing. This was totally legit, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lie trust him]. | Guru was last seen [https://clips.twitch.tv/SolidEvilShrimpEleGiggle-QjCOzpFYy3YI8dLS soliciting donations from the camp to buy a 300 acre farm], before disappearing. This was totally legit, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lie trust him]. | ||
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[[File:GuruKek.png|thumb|500px|left|You can always trust Guru]] | [[File:GuruKek.png|thumb|500px|left|You can always trust Guru]] | ||
===Always be grifting=== | ===Always be grifting=== | ||
Guru lives by the mantra 'Always be grifting' (ABG), such as when he was soliciting donations to buy a fantasy micronation. | Guru lives by the mantra 'Always be grifting' (ABG), such as when he was soliciting donations from absolutely destitute people to buy a fantasy micronation. | ||
==Double Agent Allegations== | ==Double Agent Allegations== | ||
No intelligence agency, police human asset case manager or just graduated journalism student in their first job at some obscure regional news company who are in full possession of their mental faculties would entertain the idea of engaging this offtap cooker as a source, the bloke is a deadset liability. Unless they happened to be a high-functioning methamphetamine addict that is, then using Kanga Kooker as a source would be a smart move. The bloke clearly gets the best shit in town | No intelligence agency, police human asset case manager or just graduated journalism student in their first job at some obscure regional news company who are in full possession of their mental faculties would entertain the idea of engaging this offtap cooker as a source, the bloke is a deadset liability. Unless they happened to be a high-functioning methamphetamine addict that is, then using Kanga Kooker as a source would be a smart move. The bloke clearly gets the best shit in town | ||