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He also believes that mortgages aren't real.
He also believes that mortgages aren't real.


It's a hot take, considering he was [https://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/jailed-over-mortgage/news-story/9ee8d2339594de2e2a2f691fa823b090| jailed under Australian law] for not paying his mortgage, and also alleges himself to have been an accredited mortgage consultant.
It's a hot take, considering he was [https://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/jailed-over-mortgage/news-story/9ee8d2339594de2e2a2f691fa823b090 jailed under Australian law] for not paying his mortgage, and also alleges himself to have been an accredited mortgage consultant.


== Run ins with the law ==
== Run ins with the law ==

Revision as of 06:41, 22 March 2022

Derek is a sov cit, cooker, vagrant, and grifter from Victoria.

About Derek

Derek firmly believes that all Australian laws are fabricated, and therefore, invalid.

He also believes that mortgages aren't real.

It's a hot take, considering he was jailed under Australian law for not paying his mortgage, and also alleges himself to have been an accredited mortgage consultant.

Run ins with the law

Due to his fervent disbelief in the fantasy world of mortgages, Derek had his house seized after not paying his own mortgage for an extended period of time. Derek was also sent to jail over this, which presumably was the beginning of his second life crusade against "fake courts" and "fake mortgages".

Derek had received a court order for payment of said mortgage, which as at September, 2006, was $2771 in arears, owing an amount of $314,000.

As of his release from prison in 2008, it was estimated that he owed $340,000 and was accruing interest at a rate of $100 per day.

A bank spokesman said Mr Balogh had been given a "substantial amount of time" since 2006 to get his home loan in order or leave the house.

Failed political career

Derek found himself unsuccesful after registering as a candidate for the Grasslands Ward, in the General Election for the Brimbank City Council, on 26 November, 2005. He then decided to go full Trump style before it was even a Trump thing, and attempt to claim the election results were fraudulent.

Naturally, his absurd claim was thrown out, and he was subsequently ordered to pay $16,000 in legal fees.

Cooker/Sovshit training academy

Lately, Derek has been trying to grift sov cits out of their hard earned money with subscriptions and courses on his website "Educate for Protection" - Check this amazing deal out! - The "Unlawful Council Rates & Fines Workshop" for only $1497! (although if you're a subscriber, you can get it for the bargain price of $997!)

He hosts weekly Zoom calls, where he berates his adoring audience with endless tales of the counterfeit nature of the Australian justice system.

Things Derek believes

  • Masks do absolutely nothing, but cause harm
  • That the Australian Health Practitioner Regulation Agency is in fact, not a government agency! (It's got .gov in the URL champ)
  • Courts don't exist, only Court Houses!
  • Mortgages aren't real!
  • Laws aren't real!