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| age = 38 | |||
| gender = Male | |||
| occupation = meff dealer, faux indigenous rights activist and volunteer arsonist | |||
| location = wherever he can scab someones couch to sleep on | |||
| height = 5'7" | |||
| weight = crackhead-level malnourished | |||
| affiliations = Terra Nullis, OSTF | |||
| aliases = Didge, some imaginary ndigenous name but who knows what that is | |||
| instagram = https://www.instagram.com/lorenotlaw/ | |||
| twitter = idk | |||
| facebook = https://www.facebook.com/dylan.wilson.3591 https://www.facebook.com/lorenotlaw/ | |||
| telegram = not known | |||
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<span style="color: red; text-decoration: bold;">Likes cooking things, including doors on heritage-listed Commonwealth buildings</span> | |||
== About Didge == | |||
Dylan 'Didge' Wilson hails from Maryborough, Queensland and is the founder of blakfishing sovshit organisation Terra Nullis. | |||
== Beliefs == | |||
Dylan believes in a former life he was a First Nations person, and has spent the past 6 months trying to reclaim that sovereignty, because according to the theory of qantum mechanics time and material presence and facts such as the fact he is not a dead indegenous person hes just a crackhead white guy are irrelevant in the scheme of things. | |||
==Criminal Charges== | |||
Wilson was sentenced to three years imprisonment for the trafficking charge and six months for supplying ecstasy. Unbelievably both sentences were immediately suspended and an operational period of four years was imposed, leaving him free to be at large in the community where he would then go on to commit acts of incitement, arson of a Commonwealth building, and generally continue to be a complete cooker sucking on the glass barbie like a thirsty lesbian. | |||
His next brush with the law was in December 2021 and recent events in Canberra Operation Storm and Camp Mukkadda where he was charged by ACT Police with the arson of the Museum of Australian Democracy, formerly Old Parliament House, along with Bruce Shjillingsworth Senior after setting the front portico on fire on December 31 after a failed attempt at it on December 6. | |||
== Personal Life == | |||
Not much is known of this gronk apart from the fact he is a long-time committed meffhead and cooker | |||
==Double agent allegations== | |||
None known to date. Its enough hes a whitefella trying to be blak | |||