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[[File:TSR Dr Eggman.png|thumb|left|Dr Eggman. The father of Gabe]]
[[File:TSR Dr Eggman.png|thumb|left|Dr Eggman. The father of Gabe]]


Scientists are unsure whether Gabe is a human toe, an egg, or some hybrid between the two.
Scientists are unsure whether Gabe is a human toe, an egg, or some kind of advanced genetic hybrid between the two.


He can generally be found in his bedroom, livestreaming on Instagram, while obsessing over the Twitch chat of AsSeenOnTelegram, much to the detriment of his guests, his attention rapidly drifting away from them, to fully fixate on his new addiction, leftist Twitch chat.
He can generally be found in his bedroom, livestreaming on Instagram, while obsessing over the Twitch chat of AsSeenOnTelegram, much to the detriment of his guests, his attention rapidly drifting away from them, to fully fixate on his new addiction, leftist Twitch chat.


Gabe maintains a stern policy of "All talk, no action", as he has yet to visit Canberra, but assures us all, he'll definitely Hood Oos "The Cossack" if he does.
Gabe maintains a stern policy of "All talk, no action", as he has yet to visit Canberra, but assures us all, he'll definitely Hood Oos "The Cossack" if he does.