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Gabe currently appears to be listless and directionless in life, perhaps due to his recent involvement in a one-sided parasocial relationship, as he yearns for and obsesses over a popular Twitch streamer known for her egg-baiting antics.
Gabe currently appears to be listless and directionless in life, perhaps due to his recent involvement in a one-sided parasocial relationship, as he yearns for and obsesses over a popular Twitch streamer known for her egg-baiting antics.


As of sunday 27 February 2022 Gabe has vanished from the internet and deleted all of his social media accounts after allegations emerged that his recent romantic relationship ended in a rather violent manner. Despite photos emerging of the alleged injuries sustained, it is possible that Gabe has gone into hiding having attracted the ire of [[Tony|other cookers who made the allegations public]] and simply doesn't want his head beaten in while they are in the same city.
On the morning of March 13, 2022, it was confirmed to nobodies surprise, that Gabe has a history of sending unsolicited dick pics to women while drunk. As such, this happens quite frequently.
[[File:Gabriel.jpg|thumb|left|Unsolicited dick pic]]


== Soundbites ==
== Soundbites ==